Logdotzip – Minecraft Mobs if they were loooooooong

These minecraft mobs are a long time coming their bodies have been extensively changing and they need help with their lengthy adjustment period gets long the word all the everywhere whoa this guy is next level the long creeper could you help me normally i just explode you but my neck is really hurting

How do you even eat has food ever hit your stomach i need something to support my neck i came to the circus thinking i might find something get a circus that’s a good spot for it but i’m afraid of clowns well if you could bring me something to

Support my neck i’ll give you something well that’s vague and odd sounding but sure anything to help out a long neck i used to love that before time looks like we found the entrance to the circus right here and um i don’t see oh oh well hey circus is

In fact in town let’s go say hi to these guys hey ugly what’s good oh they’re attacking me oh balloons oh i’m chafing the friction get away oh look at him over there menacing oh hey there’s some sparkles over by this ladder maybe oh gosh oh we’re safe now ah good thing

They don’t know much about ladders but now i’ve got to do a balancing act and i’m not even sure what we’re looking for exactly all i know is i see a bounce pad over there and it looks like an entryway into this locked room oh and a lot of balloons

Okay let’s give this a shot huh hey we did it and look at all those free balloons just waiting for me okay now i’m not entirely sure where i am just yet but oh hey a chest and what do we still wait we’ll be up so high that mobs can’t hit us no

Oh it’s true look they can’t reach me down there you silly little makeup faced wonders six foot guys versus 5 11 guys well i hate to burst your balloons but we have some stilts to deliver to our creeper friend over here all right here you go take them

Hey thanks i can use these to support my neck you can also use them to evade clowns i’m pretty shy so i’ll put them on at home if you don’t mind but first here take this i hope it becomes useful on your travels ooh hey you just gave me

Long tnt it’s like normal tnt but long oh whoa hold on how does this look oh whoa and we got it back actually thinking about it i don’t remember what’s behind this tent behind curtain number one is oh an entire new world where someone’s eating all of the

Carrots and there’s a button oh whoa what a porker oh my goodness i want to write all the carrots howdy says long pig as you can see i’m quite long since i’m so long i need to eat a lot more but all the carrots are blocked

Behind a landslide if you can clear the path i can get to the carrots that’s all he cares about i’m not just a piece of meat oh you can reward me okay sure well if i get more explosives that’d be oh the explosives perfect load it up baby set him about

Well that cleared the entire area open okay what in the name what happened to these guys they’re all so long and dull oh my goodness they remind me of the anchovies from spongebob for some reason anyways that i uh maybe we should just blow them up that would probably be a

Little more civilized really that wasn’t enough to handle them either and we got nasties oh there’s many everything’s going fine nobody look at me nobody much better oh gosh okay well the mobs are cleared out i do see some more gravel here oh and i hear some more mobs behind this as

Well baby area oh yeah look check it out it just keeps going and even more tnt to set off all right long story short plenty of explosions had to occur but there’s a light at the end of the tunnel oh and a lot of carrots you cleared the path for the pig you

Should return to him with a carrot yeah or stack and here you are long pig enjoy you did it thank you so much now i finally eat it’s okay i get the same way as promised here’s your reward whoa pig wings when pigs fly i hope they serve you well whoa

They sure do look at this oh oh there’s a cool down hey dude we can use this to basically float through the air oh and hey look what i found as a result of peeking around this cave another uh cave perhaps oh no just another whole new world and just about the biggest

Tree i’ve ever seen and a button oh and um a janky long horse hey this is what happens when uh dna decides to have its way with you huh this is longhorse hey i’m way too big and so hungry and don’t use the right words and i missed the

Other thing you said but he does know of a great tree that bears great apples could you assist me with this adventure what just because your legs are short and your body’s long now you can’t get up there yeah i can help you this will be fun normally i’d say you know when

Pigs fly but you know we’ve seen how that goes okay this place is way bigger than i thought it was at first i’m gonna find great apples in this thing you got me oh an entrance now look normally i love hugging trees but i do have tnt on

Me if anyone wants to mess around oh it’s hollow oh and speaking of wanting to mess around we got some more nasties well i got some pig wings to get us where we need to go my god just get away bruh this is a long long way up oh boy

Up and down and up and down and i actually believe we are just about at the top yes lovely now where these apples at um wait a second oh how you like them apples we got them we got a few and they make fun noises oh company ah how you really like those

Apples oh he didn’t make the fall but hey we can thanks pig wings now we can return to the longest horse in all the land there you go you truly are a great adventurer thank you for bringing the apples to me oh you’re welcome i sound like that as a

Token my thanks take this oh what’s he gonna give me hey oh whoa hey hey i’m on fire why you even have this look at the havoc you freaked no one can know that i’ve set fire to the field we’ll hide inside of this wooden tree

Ah no one will find me here wait wooden tree alright guys well it’s time for us to start a new life i saw a boat over here and no one’s ever gonna know this was me uh except this pirate ship that i just happened to cross i don’t even know

You can find these in minecraft okay well uh this is a bit of an upgrade whoa pirate ship hey this isn’t a good guy ship after all now i don’t feel bad about taking it bro we got cannons too oh although it looks like they’re missing their fuse

Huh oh pirates run it’s back wait what’s back i don’t understand are we under attack oh i just oh that is not just a squid that is a long squid and we don’t have anything to attack it with the fuses are gone they gotta be somewhere

Because oh hey did this work as one of the fuses oh hey it hit him yeah baby but he’s still here there’s gotta be more i will burn this place down if i need to find more fuses that i mean i guess i am perfect i found the other lever and

Everything is going to be nice and good to go don’t worry about the ship we took this guy out wait something came off the giant squid oh super suction cups whoa well we’ll look at it in a second i gotta handle this the hard way get over here boy

Wait you were a good guy i don’t have a ear so i couldn’t listen well dude my friends ship i mean actually i didn’t do this and uh you know i was actually um on my way out anyways so you know no one has to uh talk about it now that we’ve

Fled the scene of the crime we can actually see if these suction cups are as good as they say we can interact with buttons from far away hey it worked oh hey uh nasty guy oh he’s invincible hey there long skeleton uh yes you there could you lend

Me a hand no pun intended fly can you see about getting me some glue so i can glue my arm back to oh i just realized he’s gonna have arms uh okay yeah i mean i wouldn’t know what that feels like so i’d be happy to help you i

Hear there’s a really strong bottle of glue nearby if it requires solving a puzzle to get it who puts glue behind is a prize you can solve the puzzle you can bring to the yeah yeah yeah oh what’s that i got the feeling you know actually at a distance

It kind of looks like a mungus castle or something alrighty well i’m ready to take on any crewmates to come our way oh this looks like a puzzle and a half nice oh hello what do we ah leave us can’t oh right we got this guy now huh perfect

Look at that beautiful we got a hole in the wall yeah i don’t think so nice and lit baby last one and we’re solid oh boy barely made it but i assume hey whoa we looked right at the glue and we got it in greeble the skeleton’s gonna be

Thrilled that we can help him out now we just get on out of here all right mr skelly here is your glue hey put them on nice and easy thank you so much you’re welcome now could we facilitate in the transaction please you got something i can finally do stuff again

Oh poor guy i’m like begging him for things what did he give me a tic tac super milk candy oh i eat this whoa big ah strong bone should have figured oh we eat it again we go back to normal okay well let’s go rough and tumble in the

Woods huh whoa out of the woods and i see something new i don’t know guys this place looks a little sus oh what is this what do we have here intercom it’s me like that’s it thanks for subscribing oh i think i know you’re the new animal keeper right

No no i just said i was logged that well you know they don’t always why don’t you hop into the enclosure behind this inner cone huh well look i was gonna be one say it you know yes i guess they’re animals but just because they’re long doesn’t mean

You need to call them animals well huh i can’t believe you fell for it well no i love swimming oh gosh what the heck this is what i had in mind at all everything’s fine everything’s fine set it on fire eat the apples oh yeah set it on fire

Wait water don’t work too well wow look how far i can reach with the tentacle it’s incredible okay big mistake i am out of here oh boy what do we have there staff only oh i’m still big i am staff oh that looks like it hurts okay well what do we have here

I just want to see a long mob come on keeping it from me oh not keeping it from me oh my gosh yeah i didn’t die what are you guys talking about oh goodness maybe we can set some tnt down i don’t know if that’s the best

Idea but hey whatever works huh now get back get back yes now i can just pick on him oh he’s still strong stay back you monster you long-headed wonder my new favorite insult ugh maybe if i had listened to you from the start did i just get a big brain

Zombie zoologist oh fine specific seek out the slimy scientist huh but okay look at this using your enhanced brain you can find things easier to craft okay and what do we have here oh well i went back to the front of the zoo and i saw this area that’s closed

For maintenance and i got an idea after seeing the sign that explains everything perfectly look we’re a big old boy and we could just break the wood blocks incredible and what do we have oh i think this is the slime specimen that that zoologist was talking about hey ooh well i want to

Explore what this big brain thing does oh goodness your brain is grown look how big old my head is and i want to see if we can do anything with this then what do we oh diamond chisel interesting well we have this obsidian here maybe i can

Make a real pointy shovel oh it gives me a pickaxe hey beautiful and i’m so huge that i can just mine it so quickly there we go here we go close tom i know i have a pickaxe but you know let’s play the part beautiful oh wait

Oh come on yeah i got an idea let’s get it what nice we’re in oh we’re out just right on by run on bye oh goodness let me through hello where are we hold on i’m hungry this place looks oh gosh hey it’s the slimy scientist more i need more

You if i consume enough organic yo he’s coming for me not today get hit on dude my sword swipes aren’t doing like any damage and this guy just keeps going on and on i must become a cube again just to prove they can still exist homie i

Got one in my hand right here wait i gots an idea i’ve got a little hoof of power so if he gets too close don’t mess around dude don’t mess around what what did i just do i think i just clicked with the that was weird whoa

Hey hey it’s for horses why did you shout at me all right man just here just take it there you go there you go there’s your slime cube let me wait that’s impossible right in front of you it’s still a cube so they can still exist yes slimy thanks going on

That long stretch here just made your brain start thinking a little different my approach is all wrong and they can still exist what is he i must go now i need time to think i’ll entrust you with my research please finish it and find a way to cure this

Longism dude i think it’s cool i accept you for you are what is this straightforward square it’s called interesting when used squishes the mob you’re looking at um um okay well then get squished oh gosh they got squished look at them step on them oh my goodness get back get

Back get back get back get squished on look they can’t do anything beautiful yeah but i’ve had my way let’s just get out of here gosh man it’s unending oh finally a place of peace in here there’s nothing going on except some loading capacity crossbow we’ll wait the straightforward squares just need

Something with more capacity huh what if oh check out this baby whoa whoa it makes whoa what just happened uh