Lore of Insane T3rr0r Minecraft Music!

Growing up in the 2010s I was there to witness the rise of Minecraft parody songs whether it’s cinematic masterpieces like Fallen Kingdom or less cinematic songs I didn’t say it wasn’t a masterpiece though Minecraft parody songs have been around for almost as long as the game itself with the genre

Of video’s popularity correlating with the launch of Captain Sparkle’s first parody TNT a parody of dynamite since then YouTube has been the home of thousands of Minecraft songs both parody and original it may be surprising to hear this but original Minecraft songs were actually made before the parodies

With songs like Minecraft song by Bobby yarik and Minecraft Everyday by Victor capita but when I think of Minecraft original songs the first thing I think of is the entire Channel named after them Minecraft Jams known for their Classics like psycho girl hacker and Castle raid but over the years with the

Decline of Minecraft songs their Channel wouldn’t be far behind this is what happened to Minecraft Jams YouTube’s weirdest Music Channel but first let me provide a window into how convoluted this story is the thing that makes Minecraft Jam so hard to get to the bottom of is what I

Like to call the yo mama principle yo mama is a YouTube channel that uploads what else but yo mama joke it’s rare to see an animation Channel doing remotely well in the modern day and while the channel isn’t what it used to be it still manages to stay afloat through the

Use of compilations recycling previous content with one new joke Minecraft Jams does something very similar to make up for their lack of upload quantity they’re willing to re-release the same songs over and over again Minecraft James would post compilations of every song up to a certain date then post a

New song to add to the series then upload a lyric video with the same song but with lyrics then they would make a new compilation not to mention every other type of compil like one hour of Minecraft songs or the best Minecraft songs of Any Given year these guys were basically vew maxing

They even release some compilations of animations with certain characters interacting Battle of the glitches is a series that contains Herobrine Entity 303 and hacker but whether it’s a part of the hacker or psycho girl series is up in the air they got Popular by making songs with a select list of characters

But over time it would develop into an interconnected world where these characters interact in different songs only making things more confusing is the fact that after enough sequels they eventually decided to stop numbering them getting to the bottom of this will be a serious challenge but here’s what I

Did first I scrubbed through the entire Minecraft Jams channel in order starting with the songs that would become series and put the videos in a playlist in chronological order I couldn’t use any compilations at the risk of getting things out of order with certain collaborations not making any sense in

The timeline 75 videos that’s how many I had to watch to get the full picture unfortunately for me there’s no one location to find the relevant information no timelines to be found what I did find is an obviously wrong Wiki claiming psycho girl first appeared in her own song when she really first

Appeared in Hay Captain Sparkles and a bizarre fan theory on Reddit claiming that psycho girl is how the rightwing views feminism basically I was on my own but after all that this is the Minecraft jams or Buckle in the Minecraft Jams channel was opened on August 27th 2013 when Minecraft

Parody songs were just starting to hit their stride their first video posted on the 29 chose their initial Style with an intro animated in minam Mator and visuals just recorded in the game they released their first popular song on the same date diamond sword but it wasn’t

All that popular on the Minecraft Jams Channel through 3 million views is nothing to scoff at but the video would see much more success after being uploaded to the beian Canadian Channel yeah that’s right for their early growth strategy Minecraft Jams would ask bigger creators to upload their songs to their

Bigger platforms to get the good name of Minecraft Jams into the minds of the public this was also a technique used by other animation channels like Element Animation Jaden animations and lixan later on this seems to be the first fully animated music video for a song but the first song that’s important to

The lore is little squareface known today as little squareface part one because yes there will be so so much more it seems to have a lot I mean a lot of narrative similarities with takeback the night the song by tryhard ninja and sequel to Fallen Kingdom little

Squareface was released a little over 3 months later so it’s a little fishy if you ask me either way this is where the Minecraft Jams lore starts but not before introducing more important characters hey Captain Sparkles is the next development while it’s a song about Captain Sparkles it’s from the

Perspective of a female stalker fan who goes on to murder him this character will later be known as psycho girl and will almost single-handedly carry the Minecraft Jams channel to the top of million subscriber Mountain as well as gaining over 300K on a channel dedicated to the character as you might guess it

Wouldn’t be long before Minecraft Jams gave her a follow-up song and the video did numbers specifically the one an hourong version of it now tell me who has enough time to watch the exact same song for over an hour straight that’s right children 18 million of them but instead

Of accepting the gravity of the situation let’s go back to little squareface in the classic video Little squareface 2 in this one he fights Pigman in a super flat version of the nether oh God I’m getting flashbacks to anim meme rap battles I could go harder

But I’m not trying to screw a Min he makes it to the nether fortress and oh my God it’s sephra what’s he doing here this isn’t Smash Bros the video ends with the victor of the fight undefined and we won’t get to see where this fight goes until after the rest of our

Characters are introduced the next one being psycho girl guys she’s a girl that’s a psycho and she like kills people then there’s Castle raid which follows a nameless group of Minecraft players as they raid a castle I remember as a kid I thought this was the coolest [ __ ] okay

But we should really give it out to this one guy who died opening the gate you won’t be forgotten Soldier especially since you died in the popular one so these guys who I’ll dubb the Raiders are now who we follow for the rest of the castle raid songs and yes there will be

More the last character introduced here is the hacker some kid who ha Minecraft songs by Minecraft Jams is really coming in with their best material now so quickly let’s see what the hacker is capable of he has fly hacks Aimbot infinite health man this server has terrible moderation these guys are just

Letting him get away with it so after murdering golden Freddy and some other guys some absolute gamer comes Out so the two fight but hacker doesn’t die it’s almost like he’s hacking anyways back to little squareface remember when he was fighting Sethro in a cave yeah well that was never resolved we’ll never know what happened there but now little squareface is in the end using his Herobrine powers to destroy

Them all then the dragon awakens now I’ll have you know that unlike the songs before it there are no lyrics and the background track is just generic dramatic music what is this the sky does Minecraft intro until he kills the dragon and hey that’s a circular dragon egg you can’t you’re not allowed

To have that Little Square Face can also now be called one-armed Minecraft man because the fight made him lose an arm very sad there’s no so now the song starts only halfway through the video and we get the little squareface origin story as it turns out Minecraft man and

SEO used to be good pals I still don’t know what happened to him though so next in The Saga is psycho girl 2 and yep it’s more of the same but now psycho girl has friends and they twerk in the Minecraft video for children all I have to add is that the

People they’re fighting are absolute morons definitely not members of the castle Raiders after that’s all over little squareface just kind of shows up he somehow regrew his arm since his battle with the Ender Dragon so I have reason to believe that he’s probably some kind of lizard hello this is

Minecraft Jams be sure to check out our new channel purple tulips got to love my man purple tulips if you got a little brothers and sisters I think they’ll like this channel Minecraft Jams I’m sorry but your channel is the one for little brothers and sisters no one over the age of seven

Is watching these except me you know what let’s see what Minecraft Jams was talking about maybe maybe they have a point oh I don’t think my little brother or sister will enjoy watching this so taking right where we left off psycho girl 3 has her fighting against little squareface who remember fought against

SEO and also won against the Ender Dragon the power scaling here is just not fair he just care about how you fight they immediately begin dancing little squareface is absolutely enamored by this and begins staring at them very uncomfortably closely wait is that Petra from Minecraft story mode I love that

Game okay so now Steven Minecraft is just another one of the girls man got the coreography down in everything he’s a true psycho girl fan to see how he got this way we get a flash back to them first meeting where we get this interaction want to fight again someday I’d love

To bro what the [ __ ] who is this guy I noticed he didn’t show his white eyes with his op Power white ey op power oh thank God not the white ey op power then we’re introduced to yet another new character some random little girl in a dinosaur costume who’s apparently psycho

Girl’s sister I’m pretty sure she shows up later so it’s worth at least mentioning who’s this guy in the background so after that lame [ __ ] now we’re on to Castle rid 2 we be teaming finally a video for the real man so the Raiders are fighting against another

Group of players and that’s about it sadly the rest of the original Castle raid group dies in this battle and these guys won’t get the same dignity and honor that the other guy got they’re beaten by a squad of girls which for some reason is really important

According to the amount of times it’s repeated girl either way it doesn’t matter since this group is immediately wiped out before the end of the episode the next Castle raid starts and the boys from last time are celebrating their Victory I’ll call these guys the Raiders volume three and they start invading

Another base wait is that the Pro Gamer from hacker not even the Discord moderator himself is safe so a completely different group of people comes out alive again and then that group gets killed by another group and I’m not even sure what to think anymore or more importantly whether to care

Going back to another series that won’t give me an existential crisis another psycho girl sister song featuring a very special guest and there he is getting absolutely tormented by the little girl character still better than the FNAF movie Thro whatever this is hacker is back hacking on the exact same server as

Before boohoo I guess he did get get a new ability though range hacks but don’t worry guys after all this time hacker has finally met his match sans’s undertale meanwhile more little squareface nothing really happens in this one but we do get a flashback revealing the guy from hacker went to

The same kindergarten as him this guy is showing up everywhere I guess after his encounter with psycho girl he went home to defend the village speaking of psycho girl shake your what now she’s murdering whole squads very Castle raid of her next is Castle raid 4 and the Raiders

Volume 4 is built different these guys are actually winning more than one fight at a time until they die too but they had a good run psycho girl now has her own City to herself after murdering everyone else then goes into a cave and starts murdering baby Herobrines but

Then the real Herobrine goes to murder her but she gets saved by little squareface who’s just kind of around what’s hacker up to oh just committing genocide okay so the Raiders volume Five finds a bunch of chests where they find guns but it was a trap and another team

With guns starts shooting and taking them out got to add a l is this even the English language but thankfully they start using Gorilla tactics and make it out alive then they find a map and oh my God things only get increasingly more insane from here this was the moment

Where I realized not just how long this video will be but also the fact that I’m still only a third of the way through these videos and I was probably going to spend the rest of my week solely working on a video about Minecraft jams and

That’s exactly what I did so then taking the guns in the map volume Five makes it to the Land of the Dead where other players have their heads stuck up on poles this is some Vlad the Impaler type [ __ ] so now the Raiders are no longer raiding faction bases they’re using guns

And invading forbidden territories for oil or something so next is another psycho CIS video but there’s something here that sets a very fascinating precedent for the future we’ve already seen that Minecraft Jams is willing to use popular characters to get more views but before it was with video game

Characters here it’s Harley Quinn from DC Comics things are about to go insane we’ve entered a new series titled Nemesis in what seems to be an alternate reality in which psycho girl little squareface and Spider-Man all work together to stop the Joker Spiderman Psy girl we’ve now entered full elate level

Spider-Man content except now it’s featuring the Minecraft Jams original characters so then Loki shows up with a giant gun and okay what the actual hell is going on here there are three of these there are five of these and they actually got decent views okay I never

Thought I’d say this but at least Castle raid makes sense when viewed in its own little isolated bubble let’s go back to that so the Raiders volume Five who’ve accomplished The Impossible and managed to survive a full episode come across a giant portal where they visit the Land

Of the Giants because of course why wouldn’t there be a portal to the world of the magic Giants in the world of Minecraft Jams anything is possible maybe we’re all crazy and not this Mastermind so after narrowly avoiding death as little ant people they go into a temple and awaken the evil Gollum

Spirit raka and they kill him and take the items so now after a long Hiatus we’re back to little squareface and while the animation has gotten a bit smoother since the last time we saw him it’s clear that after three they have no idea what to do with this character he

Seems to be trapped in this endless limbo defending the exact same Village the only difference is that this time psycho girl shows up to help out meanwhile Hacker’s been wreaking absolute Havoc so psycho girl finally steps in as the hero this world needs to put an end to his Madness once and for

All I sure hope someone puts an end to my madness please I need sleep so she fights him and right when all seems lost she uses her super duper glitch powers I assume this takes place after her battles with the joker so after her win against hacker she and her girls play

PVP where she continues having these glitch powers at the same time herob brine who has just become her mortal en enemy gave superpowers to some guy and he beat her up or something here’s where a big shift happens in the Minecraft Jams lore as in Psycho Girl 8 Entity 303

Makes his first appearance as some sort of guardian angel now many of you may not recognize Entity 303 but he’s basically like Herobrine 2 a scary entity that can haunt your world and kill you or something he nurses her back to health with the shocking reveal that

This all powerful demon god is her Dad I know I’m shook we also got the lore that Herobrine killed her mom by making her small and that’s why he wants to kill psycho girl this video kind of ruins what psycho girl represents in the beginning psycho girl was supposed to

Serve as a role model to say that little girls can be just as good at Minecraft as little boys but with Entity 303 as this manly fatherly figure saving her it almost undermines the entire message of the character no longer is it girls can be just as strong as boys Bo now it’s

Girls can be just as strong as boys if your father is an all powerful demon monster psycho girl 10 continues going in this Direction with Entity 303 as an Ever looming presence for the rest of the story oh boy hacker on the other hand recuperates from his loss the only

Way he knows how by murdering a [ __ ] ton of people it seems he got a new client or something as now he has the ability to use telekinesis to freeze and redirect arrows but oh no there’s a second hacker but instead of fighting they just team up and it works out well

For both of them back to the Raiders volume Five is taking their leave back home and they just keep getting ambushed by everyone this series is clearly a commentary on war and mutually assured destruction as the winners only move on to get merked later on this is a premise

That would be shamefully stolen by skibbidy toilet 6 years later so all the Raiders are dead again for some reason all of the guns they had before are just completely gone and vanished as if they had never existed to begin with I wish I had never existed wait they had a mobile

Game this is amazing so Hacker’s now spending his time with his homie trying to kill psycho girl and he literally Googles how to kill psycho girl so I don’t know guys I think he’s got it in the bag some people try to stop him but uh it doesn’t work then the ultimate

Battle happens and he dies again when you subscribe to Minecraft Jam no’s a what what happened to the goofy borderline plagiarized tracks of the last video the last video was literally a crappier version of I knew you were trouble and now we just have boleg royalty-free ROBLOX bullying story chain

Smokers music speaking of this video is called Minecraft versus Roblox Battlefield so clearly we’re about to be in for some Peak content so the Minecrafters beat the Ender Dragon and then break into a Roblox school and murder all of the children this tells us so much about psycho girl in 2018 while

Minecraft wasn’t somewhat of a Dark Age Minecraft Jams really struggled to stay relevant they put their less popular series like Castle raid Nemesis and hacker on pause in exchange for backtack psycho girl slop content seven Psycho Girl episodes in a row and here’s the thing people were still watching they

Were consistently getting millions of views I’m going to be really brief here like more than normal in 10 we get psycho girl as a growing child redditors joy in 11 they Nam drop Captain Sparkles and have a flashback where she fights Herobrine again and she meets the other

Girls in 12 we’re introduced to her first boyfriend and he cheats on her because of Herobrine that guy really has nothing better to do in 13 an evil clone of Entity 303 attacks a village so she kills it then they made a second mobile game in 14 she murders an entire Village

For fun the direction is supposed to make it seem like she’s evil now somehow not realizing that she’s always done this her gal Pals ask hacker and Notch to help and they both just say no in 15 one of the girls falls in love with hacker and gets completely ostracized

From the group then in 16 they’re back together harassing some random girl okay now we’re done with psycho girl for two videos after that we go right back for more those two being another hacker song and the introduction of a new series Battle of the glitches

The new hacker song is a plague on my ear so Battle of the glitches it is so this is Minecraft Jam’s attempt at making an original animated series featuring Entity 303 Herobrine psycho girl and popular MMOs so in this world Notch has an evil brother that added

Herobrine to the game or should I say Herobrin as the narrator likes to call him herin her herin herin herin the first episode has a bunch of reused footage and story story we’ve already seen Herobrine versus Entity 303 for the 40th time but this time he actually dies

And goes to a glitch Dimension it only took several years but now the story finally has Stakes Flash Forward however many years and psycho girl is fighting what looks to be slenderina and I’ll be honest after doing it for so many years Minecraft Jams is actually starting to

Get pretty good at fighting animations it just makes me wonder why they’re still using the default fun so psycho girl is going after hacker again but then he’s saved by woman and psycho girl gets attacked by the castle Raiders volume 800 see look I remember that guy

From one of the many groups hacker ultimately falls to the castle Raiders as well speaking of next is Castle raid 8 or as the video is called guava juice teaming with his Minecraft self Roblox song featuring Castle raid 8 Castle raid wasn’t bringing in enough views so we

Click baited guava juice and it didn’t even work here we see The Return of the robloxians who have continued to invade the Minecraft world remember that so they’re defending their base from the zombies and skeletons with guns an Enderman shows up and the mobs start overflowing but don’t worry guys guava

Juice really does team up with his Minecraft self and what does this have to do with Castle raid again I guess a group of Minecrafters shows up but that’s definitely pushing it and in a move of supreme desperation Minecraft Jams just repeats the exact same song

Five times to stretch the video this is crazy anyways after dying earlier Herobrine wakes up in the limbo realm and he’s taken to a city where he fights with King orc this is like Castle raid but with Little Green Men remember when psycho girl fought woman Herobrine now

Officially referred to as heroina yeah so now she’s in the glitch Dimension that Purgatory Dimension characters go after they die the rest of the episode just follows her escapades living there the next episode starts with hacker in the abyss cuz he died and stuff but after talking to a literal Guardian

Angel unlike Entity 303 who’s a figurative one he’s back and with magical Sans Powers looks like his fight with Sans gave him some inspiration but evil hacker Tyrant being back and all the villagers start to get freaked out which we all know by now is the inciting incident that summons little squareface

Back into existence so he starts fighting hacker after an again shockingly well animated fight sequence It All Leads up to little squareface stuck on the edge of a cliff but oh NOS the Villager guy shot an arrow and accidentally hit him but oh my God guys

It’s the white I op power everything led up to this oh and also Sethro is back but who really cares it’s not like it matters anyways cuz we’ll never see him again episode 5 starts and ooh there are dragons now this is a very random Edition but again if there’s anything

This series does it’s introducing random and convoluted things they get into a fight on them but eventually they run into this weird metal guy withered Bonnie entity X kill yourself so she meets the God thing and it tells her to find a guy who slayed a dragon very weird that they remember little

Squareface murdering the Ender Dragon but not the fact that he lost an arm doing that back at the castle Herobrine meets the Queen get off of me woman truly an expert pickup artist wait it actually works so Herobrine then immediately leaves her in search of a powerful scepter with

Unimaginable powers of Destruction like Twitter is for your mental health while he does this herob Bina who’s his daughter agrees to stop him I have obtained the in St wait why does he sound completely different so Herobrine sends his Lackey after psycho girl because of course he would it’s just

Worked so well for him in the past meanwhile she’s training regular players how to fight so they have an epic battle with a bunch of reused animations psycho girl starts talking with little squareface when Herobrine comes from a hell portal with the Ember staff him and hacker start fighting but it doesn’t go

Anywhere but then Entity 303 shows up and they have a staring contest Herobrine uses the under staff to destroy a village so now we’re in the most Dragon Ball Z situation ever with a powerful villain fighting against an assortment of talented Warriors and Krillin so her obina and the goddess

Come back and everyone makes an appearance one of the Raiders who killed hacker in the first place psycho girl’s sister who’s a giant now for some reason so after his grueling defeat by the hand of psycho girl Herobrine’s friend decides that the only way to get back at

Psycho girl was by te- posing finally he can truly achieve dominance now he’s big and his plan fails they run away and this is basically the end of the lore well actually there’s one more I missed it earlier so the all powerful goddess person has now lost her powers and she’s

In the Overworld but the staff is out of power oh no but you can charge it by getting the head of an evil bad guy so she killed a guy and made a castle the end there are episodes after this but they more so follow the route of a

Reboot the next video girls fight crazy just has psycho girl and friends fighting people at complete random like she did years ago to be fair the views have absolutely fallen off by 20120 things got completely [ __ ] not only were they hiding the episode number and series name from the titles but they

Also started uploading songs from Battle of the glitches as their own videos at this point I almost gave up on watching them but I was so close to to the end at this point that I continued toughing it out but the absolute worst thing that happened is that the music quality took

An absolute nose dive it was never great to begin with but at this point it was genuinely better to have the audio muted after this there’s a new hacker episode with the same soft reboot style New Castle raid and even another Minecraft versus Roblox animation at this point Minecraft Jams is completely irrelevant

Not even the constant pumping of horrible content can make it redeemable Minecraft Jams resorted to some pretty desperate actions like the new thumbnails for their compilations orphan to Hero hacker changed his ways betrayed my Subs versus my Subs your childhood remember these songs eventually they even moved into

Making videos based on trends like dream Minecraft and the war on Ukraine wait huh what their animation quality is improving but everything around the animation just doesn’t work in anyways Minecraft James is almost the complete antithesis of fun video TV the guy I covered in another video like this

Almost every video on his channel would end with these giant dance sequences and this channel is practically nothing but giant set pieces of fighting and dancing but at the same time Minecraft Jams is completely lacking in the place fun video TV has the most fun video TV was a

Pioneer in YouTube thumbnail design even baking them directly into the videos before adding them manually was an option Minecraft J on the other hand is a horrible graphic designer you can almost argue he only got as big as he did by the miracle that his random autogenerated thumbnails looked good

While fun video TV left YouTube while it was profitable Minecraft Jams is still around today they also made an ALT Channel called imagineers which got one semi- poopular video but not by much compared to the groundbreaking numbers they had before luckily it seems Minecraft Jams has accepted their status

And are continuing to make cinematic Minecraft animations as passion projects if there’s anything I’ve learned on YouTube over the last four years the most important point to see a Creator isn’t when they’re basking in the views but when they views are starting to stumble those are the key moments when

You’re tested most as a creative hopefully Minecraft Jams can get past this despite making fun of them a lot there is actually something here to appreciate the absurdity is funny the animation has only improved over time and the fights are pretty well choreographed Minecraft Jams is a very

Nostalgic channel to a lot of people so it’s to think that the only relevance that they really have at this point is in our memories