LoverFella – Why I Built Minecraft’s Best Farm

This is my carrot farm that produces over fifty thousand dollars per hour but to explain how I got here we’ve got to go back to yesterday you see I began upgrading my base using all the amazing hacks you guys gave me but what I realized I needed a much bigger carrot

Farm not only did I have to go right through the center of my tree farm which might not had to destroy it it also just showed how ugly the entire Farm looked so I ended up clearing out not only the tree farm but the entire area underneath

The carrot Farm which took me weeks to build but obviously fifty thousand dollars per hour is not gonna make me Minecraft’s richest player and that’s why today I’ve hired my brother to make this the most beautiful and biggest Minecraft carrot Farm you’ve ever seen with the goal of making a million

Dollars per day all right Isaac I am offering you every single penny I have at the end of this build along with a one hundred thousand dollar cash advance have you helped me massively overhaul this you know what if you just pay it to me all now Zach I’ll work on it the

Whole episode I need it to help build it though okay okay fine fine all right let’s get to it then so now that Isaac’s upstairs working I’m downstairs in our newly reformed and transformed basement area which is absolutely stunning not done yet though and that’s why I gotta

Clear out this wall I just got to look at it oh that would actually just about break my pickaxe actually I do want to use that pickaxe but as you can see it has basically I can’t think of the word zero durability so I’m gonna stand here in my

Skelly farm for a minute and see if I can uh fix that real quick all right this is going to take an absurd amount of time we are definitely breaking the shovel today but we are basically just going to hollow out the entire Hill here

To get two more rows on the left hand side here we’re getting our durability up slower but I I feel like I need to invest more money into the skeleton spawner because I’m not really doing anything except wasting time but I guess we’re good enough for now let’s get back

Up there let’s go ahead and get this thing cleared out finally No I don’t exactly know even what’s going to go down here all I know is it’s going to be some form of like aesthetic Farm beneath it but I want it to look good because it’s going to motivate me to actually go up there more often and

Get my carrots hey Isaac I got a question why don’t you come join me real quick all right Zach I’m just up here digging so you’re kind of interrupting a big project so am I look here’s the idea carrots only spawn if you’re near them right within render distance they’re not

Going to grow if you’re away that is true yes yes so this is directly below it so this would be a great area to do something that way they grow while I’m here what could I turn this into that actually would help them grow Berry cave

Why would I stand here for that I don’t know what could go here that would make me need to stand here for a long time oh let’s oh I got a potion area because then I’d have to take time making all the potions are you sure though when

You’re sitting down at your other place that they won’t be loaded in because I think they will be I don’t know but I think potions would go great here you know yeah potion a little area I’m gonna do that I’m gonna be honest I kind of need you upstairs how’s it looking up

Here so I’ve decided to expand to the right for some reason oh okay oh look wait if you put eight instead of four you do eight and then a column so you wanna actually fill this one in and then do another four yep I’m 100 only doing

One more row then all right good luck buddy this is this is gonna be worth it trust me it’s gonna make a lot of money for us oh my I would not want to be him right now but I think that’s gonna be good because I know making potions is a

Very good money maker and for our house lips like if we actually had like a shulker box full of potions that’ll be useful like Ace and all that stuff now I’m gonna keep this grass and dirt here because actually I think it’s gonna look

Cool I want to get like a nature Vibe I think great so now this whole area is completely filled in and now it becomes the giant potion room you know what I could do I could take this out make that big rig that wrap around go like that

Like that okay I got an idea give me a second guys okay so what we’re gonna do is we’re gonna make this symmetrical by expanding an area to the right that looks just like the left but instead of planting crops here we’re gonna actually make this our potions but what’s going to be

Cooler is I can replace these crops with potion ingredients so that this now becomes a potion Farm which would be really sick now in order to pull this off I’m gonna use some spruce wood that way it matches the vibe over there and then all we have to do is a three by

Three there a three by three here obviously though our roof is not gonna work so now we’ve got a area to walk at least so I just need to get some tables down let’s go ahead and see can I buy those can I buy those anywhere are they for

Sale no all right I gotta craft them I don’t know how okay so we need a three stone and a blaze stick I know I’ve got stone do I have any blade Stones oh my God I’m gonna buy one on the auction house there’s no blaze rods for sale in

The entire shop wait I can oh wait wait wait wait wait twelve thousand dollars for a brewing stand there has to be blaze rods for sale somewhere right this is crazy there they are a thousand each oh it’s so expensive oh my god really no one’s selling blaze rods oh my God this

Is what I get for playing early on half you guys are asleep all right well this is about to be the dumbest thing oh God that was absolutely the dumbest thing I ever think I’ve ever done in my entire life that’s this is why we need

The free market economy and why more of you guys need to join the server because the more players means the more prices drop which I need because it’s freaking expense probably he’s doing good up there all right we have successfully cleared out the mountain and added

Another row of four for the carrots to grow I thought about going another row out but then I was like I don’t really want to dig out that hill so he might just have to deal with the ugliness that is whatever that is all right now that we’ve got one more

Row added on that side we might as well just go out four more with this and I think that should be good with the carrot Improvement for today and plus this is going to take forever to do and I have to like shift click over everything to place blocks so the idea

Would be you could walk through kind of like this obviously I don’t want one in the middle because you couldn’t really reach the middle so I was thinking maybe we could do some sort of art before piece that’s what I’m looking for kind of just bring that nether Vibe back just

To remind you like this is another space let’s use the rest of these Spruce trap doors though to really seal the deal with just three left we are oh that’s perfect so really we just need someone to sell blaze rods or find a blaze rod

Spawner which I may be able to do by going to slash p-warfs this guy has a blaze grinder so I’m gonna actually teleport to it and I maybe should have done this sooner but let’s just take it slow let’s not call me done yet oh the

Blaze is right in front of me look at this look at that it’s already at 42. I can fully heal every item I have if they have mending just from this one spawner oh my god I’m an idiot I spent twelve thousand dollars and all I had to do was

Come here once all right and we have successfully expanded the farm by four four wide here and then four wide over there so I mean this is significantly larger than when we started we could go out more but I just feel like once we get over the river this is going to

Start looking like trash so we need to kind of be like cognitive of that I could make 64 of them and why not go ahead and pop these bad boys around like that now do I want one in the center because I feel like that’s actually kind

Of sick because actually I could still reach that up there now that is kind of cool obviously though we need a lot of netherwort which means I would need like another wart Farm somewhere down here as well and can I buy it in the shop

Probably not oh I can’t it’s 212 each so I’m gonna buy a stack of these for 13 000 and then if I go to the Nether and go get some Soul Sand real quick no I have not been here in a hot minute so oh

I forgot I could fly oh God a little Bastion there Soul Sand anyone Soul Sand all right all right all right all right getting a little bit in here now okay all right this is not ideal one hour later now somehow I have flown for about

An hour and haven’t seen any uh anything yet really that’s useful so there’s bound to be Soul Sand here I’m certain oh glowstone nope nope nope oh there it is This is not our home I didn’t set a home in the actual area I just was we had to teleport back by the way shout out to my boy who told me to use slabs so now that we have this we obviously need to place

This in a way that’s what the crap all right I don’t know what he’s doing up there I’m not checking how many seconds right now I’m just going through and adding like random little water blocks because apparently that’s how he does the watering on this thing once we do

All the water sources down we’re gonna go back through and hoe it up and then he can plant his own carrots I’m not donating carrots to this and he should be good to go on the expansion of the carrot Farm well it needs to be aesthetic and so kind of my thought is

Like maybe in the back here there’d be like a little Soul Sand area so let’s see and this is even I will freaking die all right it is can you guys take a moment to appreciate the fact that was almost exactly 64 and one extra let’s get all these placed now

Now that we have Nether Warts down here I’m gonna sell the extra Soul Sand the extra another Awards feathers redstone blocks blaze rods and um maybe I’ll give them those Brewing stands for free so the next step we need to make this work is some sort of infinite water source

And I feel like we could make it kind of high-end like with like a little Pond here so if I were to build something like this all right well we got no water up here so we’re gonna go down to our little pirate front deck which I’m Isaac’s water destroyed everything well

That’s just the cost of hiring your brother to work for you you know sometimes that’ll happen let’s get this bad boy filled up over here about to go check on him right this last row here is so annoying to put the water down I have to put the water bucket down go down

Place a block underneath and then get back up place the floor and then break this out and then break that one this one is going to take like 10 minutes to finish maybe was a little underpaid for this job see he needs that 100K because he wants to buy the Harvest Hill that’s

Why he’s doing this now that we have that some flowers and I feel like we need some barrels or chests here to like store the ingredients close by and we also need glass so let’s make some barrels oh maybe 12 barrels oh my God see now I’ve got this

Incredible wall that we could put item frames on which I think I’m pretty sure I have a ton of and then it becomes like a sort of a secondary storage room and all my potion stuff moves there because it’s just more convenient to have get these all plastered that looks

Incredible then we need to go back again because we need glasses we can make some bottles so we can take those bottles so we can turn those bottles into water things that are filled with water and then stock everything up is there not a better way to load these suckers up

Because it’s really painstaking to go how is that not enough bro I made so many freaking bottles now I got to go to the shop waste money 1000 to stack I think two stacks will do it pop back over to the crafty there there may be a

More efficient design we can come up with here all right after an eternity we have finally gotten all never mind we have to get one more water block and then we have all the water sources for the final row of carrots so I’m gonna go

Grab that and then we can hoe it all up and Zach just needs to plant it with carrots and the carrot Farm extension will be basically done for the day so now that this is finally set up we can actually come over here and place a

Little marker and say hey this is like your bottle storage for empty bottles and then you can have another bottle storage here for temporarily full bottles I’m gonna go check on Isaac’s work let’s take a look at what old Isaac’s build up here real quick well

I’ve added two more rows to the carrot Farm Zach I’m just finishing it up and then you just gotta plant oh we need a way up there too that looks good oh look at this wow quite the extension today I think that’s all I got in me though that

Was a lot of building that is pretty incredible honestly uh you plant those carrots for me and we’ll call that a deal uh the thing is though I don’t have any carrots so you know I just I can’t be planting my own carrots over here oh

You know what I don’t either I’m gonna let these grow though and then I’ll plant them bro this is crazy because I moved so quick watch this ready wow that is very quick I feel like you need a way to collect at the end though

You’re right I need a way to collect I don’t know what that would be do you have any ideas uh yeah I do actually I know a perfect way the only way to collect these would be a mine cart underneath with a hopper would that work

Does it collect in a big radius and then it would need a docking station at the end to unload everything into like a carrot storage area that would be pretty incredible that might be a good addition to make go look at what I made down

There all right let’s take a look so I’m working on making this the Alchemy area and the idea is we can actually create potions here which we could use to help make our base flips better like haste potions and stuff that help us build quicker and move quicker I feel like you

Gotta raise the ceiling down here though Zach I know I know I know now do you have a source of blaze rods that’s why the carrot Farm comes in because we don’t have that yet I mean it’s looking good down here is there anything else that you need done up there Zach a

Staircase that looks aesthetic that goes up there gotcha I’ll go working on that all right now that this thing’s massive guys we have a massive amount of carrots to harvest and I did the math we make about fifty thousand dollars and we just doubled it so in theory each Harvest now

Makes us over a hundred but we’ll find out once we get one Harvest today and see All right we got this row planted and then I believe he also expanded it this way so now I gotta plant this entire row All right there’s still a lot to do but I have 15 more to place here and then I want to test how many carrots do I get on average from a plant like if I were to break this it gives me three carrots let’s break this gave us four carrots if

Each carrot is worth four dollars then each one of these is worth 12. hi buddy oh come here you are a large cat Okay that was literally brutal but look how gorgeous this is guys this is a carrot Farm through the centuries well before I work on more building we gotta open our daily crate they were a little open and see claim chunk that allows you to claim

Extra land it is for me worthless but uh there you go I used it okay so now we have this path right here which doesn’t have a lot of use what I’m gonna do though is just turn it into an actual walkway very ugly though still from underneath

So if I want to do this rail cart thing it’s going to be really difficult to pull off and before I do it I’ve got to clear out all the dirt here all right we’ve gone up two twos but unfortunately we’re going to need to go up another layer hopefully

There’s no water all right right there’s water all right we have officially completed the staircase up to the carrot farm so we went relatively simple with it I had a lot of oak logs because he had like a tree farm here and I cut all that down while clearing lands so and we

Have a nice little staircase up and then if you go left here at the carrot farm and then if you go right you’re actually like above his Beacon so for now I think we are done with the project so let’s go talk to lover fella oh that looks nice

Wow this is actually pretty incredible and now I’ve got the basement ready for a blaze spawner so we can get potions and we can use that to do our house Loops better I mean I know you got night vision on for recording Zach but it is

Pitch dark down here I’m gonna put a torch really let’s go ahead and light her up I just dropped you 16 glowstone appreciate that I’m gonna use that I’m Gonna Make This Place light all right guys Isaac’s back to his base and uh he told me it’s too dark down here so I

Think what we’ll do is we’ll just maybe do a little something like this you know put a little glowstone down here do the same thing at the edge I think this will just bring it together and then we’ll put one in the center I want to see if I

Can put hoppers down here and if I do it’ll suck up the filled bottles have them go into a hopper system and then ideally route it over to the chest automatically so I could just come here get bottles and get really efficient twenty one thousand dollars my God

That’s expensive kind of broke right now I hope this carrot thing works let’s see what happens it’s getting sucked in oh it is it is it is it’s working I’m gonna buy some wood I’m gonna turn that into all chests and then what we’ll do is we will go

Under the hopper put down a double oh two ladders in my inventory how clutch is that then maybe I could connect it to some sort of like Minecart Hopper system which brings it back to the wall I’m not at that point yet in my career so for

Now I’m gonna have to manually move them but it’s better than having them despawn very good beginning here on this to make my Minecart system that’s going to be kind of a disaster as well because I need another Hopper I might I mean I might be able to I might be able to

Swing one more here yeah so now I’m down to one thousand dollars this is ridiculous so we’ll make a minecart with a hopper like this that’s gonna drive underneath it to collect the carrots in theory and then I just need to have it dispense the carrots into a chest system below where

Where I would grab them okay I don’t know man if it’s gonna work first I need to get more money though I feel like and let’s begin so I gotta watch that hot bar once it gets down to about zero I gotta go back and collect carrots to get

More so I can replant them like this is definitely not that efficient process old uh old lover fellows looking for here looks like we got a batch here to collect as well so let’s go through I’m curious though how much money I’d make them on this I would say honestly like

One of the things that maybe would solve this issue is if I just put a double chest down full of like some Harris before I started and then as long as I like came here filled my inventory up with a couple stacks of carrots then I

Could not worry like I’d always you know what I mean I’d always have cares always be kind of ready so I still need to get 100K to pay Isaac back we’re kind of in debt right now so how much did that make us um six thousand dollars plus a stack in

There okay okay I’m figuring this out there’s a lot of uh let’s see if three stacks is enough so if I pick up three stacks come here could I get through this whole thing without stopping all right there you go it takes about three stacks every time you go through one of

These so as long as I start with three stacks then I can take the rest of it sell it for profit and we’re good to go now if we sell it all we get uh eight thousand dollars so we made fifteen thousand dollars like that like that’s

The power of carrots I’m gonna be honest with you and actually look at this carrot stack here carrot stack here and there there’s like five that I missed by not even just collecting them that’s crazy this is now worth four thousand so we made twenty thousand dollars by

Harvesting not even the entire thing which is actually not bad now for this Minecart Hopper all right we’re gonna go ahead and take her up here unfortunately no scaffolding for me today so it’s going to need to kind of look like this be here you have a stop there so here is

The early design so when I push this button as long as the card is on it this would send it forward in theory and this is right underneath the entire layer of carrots and so this would theoretically collect all the carrots up there so what

I’m gonna do is I’m actually going to go directly above this and place down seven redstone blocks is just get a few of them in place for now to see what actually happens when I get this card started and see if it even collects them so I put down four here we go All right I forgot I put a turn down there so I collected nothing so the issue is I am pretty sure that mine cart has to be directly below the item you’re collecting for it to go in the hopper and I’m gonna do a little experiment

Here to see if I put this down here so that’s two away one away so it seems like anything that’s directly over it it collects like if I throw this really far it collects it you see that it just it goes over the single block and it

Collects it so for it to work on something like this it would be very difficult to actually pull off which means it’s not something that’s really going to serve us uh at least not that I see maybe someone can drop a comment down below but I don’t see a way to make

This thing work so I need another way to collect my carrots a little easier because it’s still an issue might as well go through and clean this out make a nice little wooden path all the way down just because it’d be a little more aesthetic you know hmm

All right where am I right what I thought I was right next to my area where am I oh bro I broke out exactly a ground level there cannot be a high likelihood of that happening that means then I could just take this straight in here and I actually connect exactly to that

Hole that I literally just dug that’s what I’m talking about maybe I can actually break the center line a little bit and then transition this to a uh Spruce Wood path kind of connect everything together bro the odds of that connecting like this blows my mind so

We’ll have it lead then all the way down this dark demeaning scary hallway obviously I do want it to be a little wider though so it’s Gotta look good man that’s a little better I mean there’s nothing crazy but it frames it pretty well it looks like a nice little

Minecart area and obviously because it looks like that you know who am I but a guy that needs to do this maybe one day that’ll even become useful but there’s our little Minecart detail I should make some glowstone for some more views because they don’t want no mob spawning down here

All right it’s a very different type of staircase but the way it comes up and then goes down in two directions it I think it’s just really cool and I would like to actually experiment with this can these replant automatically as well oh they can well look at that some of

These will actually regrow immediately and we get even more than we bargained for so that’s really cool look how quick they look bro you see that like a lot of these are almost ready to harvest already again look at that that’s incredible the hierarch herbalism goes

The more likely that is to happen that managed to give us 49 nether warts and now we can go over here and finally create our very own netherwork section one thing we also need are booms so let’s go back to our chest room then we’ll grab some of the other ingredients

Here Redstone being one of them of course we’ll make a redstone section then right out here next to it sugar I could probably make some sugar I know I’ve been like freaking getting immense amounts of sugar cane all right that’s pretty good I’ll leave a little bit

Always like to keep some just in case you need it we’ll make a few stacks of sugar here now we’re talking all right sugar bro I really don’t even know if I’m gonna be able to I thought I’d make three million dollars right now but I’m

Now I’m not even sure if I’m gonna be able to pay Isaac back those carrots better makes them think I hope I calculated the math right so for now I’m actually going to get rid of our spawning area because there’s no real reason to have it because I can’t even

Afford blazes yet you know it’s really expensive I ain’t got the funds for that I kind of wasted our money on this investment here so we’re just gonna make this look really pretty instead okay they’re gonna look absolutely busting on the side of this for a nice little hit

Of detail something like that something like that all right look how cool this is so you’ve got this little area that kind of holds up the barrels and then we can actually utilize the um old Zack secret weapon here if you know you know maybe 34 of these come on over and then

Line them up just like this now that is a potion storage room right there I just wish I had more pushy ingredients specifically blaze rods so we went to that dude earlier and that was kind of like a bus in location oh God there’s someone here hey buddy rubber fell is in

Town hey yo chill my guy God there’s so many people here that’s the problem you can’t get infinite stuff because you got to compete with others one thing I do by the way on the server is sometimes I like signing people’s items when I punch it it says waterfall assigned it it’s

Kind of a cool yeah I just signed his little item so if you want my signature on your item join play.lovervilla.com I love signing people’s stuff it’s super fun and that is what the doctor ordered anyway blaze powder coming right up so what we’re going to do then is make

Another blaze powder section right here and this is really pretty incredible what we’ve done in a short amount of time now in order to fill these up I think the best thing is going to be a stand in the middle oh this is so tedious another board here and another

Board there and another word there so we got a bunch of mundane potions now a bunch of these suckers are Brewing now the thing is I realize now most emotions aren’t even useful for building I guess the only one that’s really useful is going to be a potion of swiftness which

Happens to be sugar so if I make a couple of these bad boys and make some Swift potions now we load it all up with redstone and then we get posted enough swiftness it lasts for a really long time and then we can run around very fast and I’m never

Gonna do this again because I absolutely despise brewing anything and then now that we have some swiftness potions I mean we could go ahead and like make a little storage area in the wall here craft all these so we’ll do the item frame right above it finally potion of swiftness goes in and

Then we can load this sucker up with swiftness potions again after I tediously collect them do you know how many click it is taken to just collect a few of these bro I’m not gonna use them for nothing the only way I would ever think this is a good idea if I could

Sell those potions for a lot of money each which is possible because there’s not on the market bro why did I do that can someone give me a comment seriously on how to make Alchemy and Brewing not like the dumbest crap ever but the good

News is it wasn’t a total waste you see as always down there our carrots were growing and we are not quite ready for a crop Harvest I’m gonna Google how to make them grow quicker bees bees speed up crop growth thanks to them mob’s unique polluting mechanic I need a bee

Farm up here hey my god let’s get out of my face huh oh look at that you dropped me gold boots that’s kind of cool all right got ourselves beat downstairs we got ourselves beehive I’m gonna actually move that upstairs so it’s by all of our

Crops and um I don’t know how to make it stay with me to be honest with you I mean it says on Wikipedia they live together up to three bees in a bee house so I feel pretty confident they would stay here but just to make sure their

Time’s a little bit happier and increase my odds I’m gonna get some flowers then to place down here for the old bees let us see if we can’t put this here actually honestly a better spot would be more towards the middle but I’ll just put it here for now I’m gonna surround

This with various types of plants because I don’t know if this is true but if I’m a bee I would want like a variety of plants to suck their nectar from then we’re gonna put the Beehive down and we’re gonna pray to God this bee goes in

The hive if not I will literally freaking die oh thank God we finally got a B now if I get two of them I can breed the bees and create bee farms to go all the way around this and start making even more money for us if I like to

Leave a walkway here and then another one I can’t believe I finally got a v you guys know how much I’ve struggled to get one but first B goes in the behind bye have a great time all right well that didn’t work if I just had a line of

B hives right here and then you could just like walk between them like this through the flowers and they’re constantly freaking fertilizing like I don’t know 30 bees on this side we could put another 30 on that side let’s go ahead and take these carrots do a big

Harvest see how much money we can walk away with today though So all in all this entire Harvest made us at least thirty thousand dollars I was actually hoping for a hundred thousand dollars per Harvest but thirty thousand dollars per Harvest is still pretty significant give me some details on what you want to see me do next time

To make some money and thank you guys so much for watching I can’t wait to see you next week peace