Mage Rage Jan 2021 – week 5 ep 1 – “Stonecutter Insanity and a Beach Fight!”

Um hello here we are week five of january’s major age the special bonus extra week right and in fact we’ve been told there are there’s the special thing this week is that all of our spells are going to refresh in half the time and not just the middle one

So it’s a good opportunity for me to choose as many as possible of the ones that i meant to try out but never got round to in the first four weeks here we go right first of all let’s look the part um first of all remember to remember which keys minecraft works on

Yeah all right here bar or was it mo i can’t i can’t i’m actually ma mabo bar moo blind or death am i sure i’m really ought to be playing this right now my my brain obviously isn’t working right um i’m gonna wear a top hat why not

Let’s try that big top hat matches the color of the book in my hand matches nothing else but doesn’t clash too badly okay and a wand now one thing i was thinking while i’m choosing a wand is i really want to concentrate i’m going to choose a blue one i’m going

To concentrate yeah um on the kind of mistakes that i make recently and how to avoid them i don’t know i’ll perhaps if i just think about it and talk about it i won’t make the same mistakes we’ll see won’t we um first of all choosing those spells now

I’ve had to think about this of course and it’s a bunch of ones where i’d like to see and what they’re like on a fast cooldown starting with healing and then what does that say levitation i’ve written these down you see levitation and then fire and i’m going to do some fire running

And telekinesis and finally pain which i have already chosen but i just want to oh i want to um be able to do uh pain through fire perhaps to get my cooked food although hey you stop trying to jump in my way right first things first i am going to

Type in the coordinates of base or spawn rather minus 800 ish And plus 220 okay it says it’s 40 blocks away just up on that hill do you think it was right up on top those trees i think it was um next thing we want to do is that enderman really is pushing his luck isn’t it let’s write down everything we’ve got to

Collect and see if we can infer what we’re supposed to be searching for grass right grass um that here means i’ll need um shears won’t i blue orchid so that’s a swamp a mushroom red mushroom which you can find anywhere but in particular i like finding them in swamps yellow stained glass

Now that yeah we must remember to pick up a yellow flower before we go too far 64 blue concrete so that’s eight recipes worth isn’t that um is it i doubt myself now okay a red wool so red a red dye is another thing i need now

We’re starting to get down to some rather interesting things oh i wonder if i ought to make a stone cutter i i think i will so chiseled red sandstone now i will need to find a badlands i believe chiseled all about chiseled stone bricks yeah so that’s cooking the cobble and chiseled sandstone

Now one day maybe i’ll be as well organized as to write down what all the ingredients are that i’m going to need but but no that’ll probably never happen right um oh dragons the dragons are all taking off over there look they’re all all in a in a party which also means

I’ve missed my chance oh so red i’ll i’ll get red because that will allow me to to redden a sheep um no piggling said someone all right let’s grab grab some wood of course fast cool down yes i can i can grab even more things and make a mess of everything right okay

So that’s some wood that can turn into planks and sticks and a crafting table and now how do i get up high i levitate don’t i oh what have i done wow okay i like it um so a bit of the bit of the telekinesis to get my stone

Oh some goal in there as well and i did notice some coal up above but it’s good to get i like the um the fast refresh that’s going very well how is it that there was a when i’m using telekinesis how can you get a

A piece of cobble that i didn’t pick up tell me that hey right we’ll just do the basic tools good okay pop that into the middle and oh forgetting the thing that you should always make furniture i mean furnaces right okay so what am i not getting so healing remember to heal yourself

That’s that’s a common failing of mine pain i can do fire through pain and get some food i can levitate it’s a good way to fly okay um no let’s levitate again and oh there’s just so many trees everywhere oh i’ve seen oh that hurts i’ve seen some yellow

Ow i keep hurting myself right yellow what was i getting with the yellow um it was yellow glass so i only need the one yellow dye good um all right now all dragons oh but i haven’t got any there’s so many trees in my way

And i haven’t got any food yet what was the thing a blue concrete the thing that i’ll need eight recipes worth of Now i would really like no oh wow great view from up here he says wow it’s a long way down pumpkins hello hey why did that hurt now um oh i desperately just want some some nice ouch i’m hurting myself why are you hurting yourself um i want blue i

I’m drawn to i’m drawn to that cave there’s a creeper in there i haven’t got my food yet oh he’s a zombie hey short work right um i need food oh so we’re in portal [Laughter] distracted much okay and i’m in a tree um okay now where i perhaps if i

Try and get up onto these hillsides that i might find some animals walking around mobile food um sand i i will need sand shush noisy car going past all right well that oh look what am i seeing over there dark oaks we’re not collecting anything dark oaks ish this week i think

Oh red mushroom though red mushroom could be the first thing on my collection pajamas it didn’t take me quite as far as i thought i still haven’t got any food you can’t eat mushrooms can you um right let’s let’s telekinesis red mushroom where’d it go goes there let’s be accurate um i

You realize what’s going on i’m actually reaching night time on the first day and i still haven’t even got any food yet um what i’m looking for right now is a bit of gravel and then i can make my oh concrete oh now that’s eight recipes worth of concrete [Applause]

I so need food um okay 32 is what i need but i need 32 gravel as well i believe um let’s get away from this desert actually no is it worth killing yourself yet look i’m i’m hungry oh village wow i fire ram despite being wow what are we seeing hello

Are you actually a ruined portal i don’t need you i could eat that look at that fire charge an annoying echo of a previous week right maybe at all um hello creeper in the creeper in the garden hi man ah okay well we can probably um telekinesis

Telekinesis aha i see i see george setting to work okay oh i didn’t work at all i was trying to get up high just to have a moment’s peace hello skeleton right let me pop up here hmm okay there’s a bit of that and let’s let’s make myself some work a day food

It’s not the greatest as i always say but it’ll keep me alive there lots of bread and take stock for a moment how am i doing um oh i’m in a desert village now that means i could find some what what are these blocks cut sandstone but how do you make chiseled right

Okay is is it something you can make can you make chiseled with a bunch of these no no okay um or even i wish i knew these things now so chiseled sandstone you make by slabs um so can you make sandstone sandstone slabs what oh any of them three in a row

Okay sandra yeah that’s one of my favorite things to okay oh that doesn’t work because they’re cut you see what a mess um oh i remember i didn’t choose anything that would give me lights so i do need torches right um What about the other walls of this what are you right that looks like just an ordinary piece of sandstone and no hurt yourself oh dear how many of those have i got five let’s take the sixth one and then put there is some method in my madness i think let’s um

Let’s hope there’s a method in my madness no what am i doing oh it’s smooth i’ve got carton smooth and now that’s the 32 sound that i want um can i make these out of oh i’m really losing the plot now right if i go underground and i get some

Look at these guys all out here uh if i go underground well that’s difficult one from here i’m confusing them all That just means they’re going to be waiting for me if i go down there now um look at this wow it’s a massacre look at this wow the power of the the pain smells the pain smell no no let’s go down here oh why is it so light down here lava um

What level am i at i’m low enough okay um how much coal have i taken i i probably could do with taking some more and then make some torches all right there we go that’s better okay let’s find some iron this amount straight away every day i am good and then cook it

Gotcha don’t need that bone do i i’m still only got the one eye i’ve only collected one item i’ve got the dies ready for the oh i can do glass i suppose um i should have i’ve got all these cut slabs that aren’t any use at all let’s throw these slabs okay right

Oh i could be collecting all kinds of extra things like stone because i’m going to need to cook up stone it’s just so nice so fast um yes what do you need to do you need to put that one down and cook up some stone and then you can make yourself

A a stone cutter that should be the way it works they have to be cooked twice to make a stone cutter i need shears as well i will i need to get some grass um okay what have i got there cut sandstone so i’ve forgotten how to make my my favorite implement

Yeah it is the simple way right okay so if you no that’s that’s that’s no use um if on the other hand i make some sandstone and then put that into there it should allow me no it isn’t oh yeah chiseled sandstone no i’m confused

If i got to do this again and again i’m making a right mess of this and then that no it’s back into sandstone slabs again i’m so confused no it’s chiseled i’m an idiot i’ve already got i’ve got chiseled sandstone no i haven’t yes i have i’ve got chisel turned right

Chiseled ordinary sandstone good i’ve got another item on my collection would you believe ah see what happens when i try to i try to be smarter um right now something else i could have been doing is cook a little bit of stone up and can i make chiseled stone

Bricks if i have four of those and i turn them into uh a stone brick then can i put that in the stone cutter and make chisel stone bricks that’s the theory keep the coal coming while i’m doing this okay i’m sure we’ll get the hang of this eventually

See the trouble i have i’m trying to do it the clever way chiseled stone bricks there we go so that’s the middle one there and i’ve got to find the red sandstone in order to do the there we go picked everything up oh that feels good after all the

Stupidity of a moment ago so i’ve got three items yay all right so let’s get back out you