Mage Rage June ’22 week 1 ep 1 “The Toasty Toasting Fork!”

Hi merkin i’m home what has been going on here i’m going to pretend i didn’t say this Hello major age and we’re into june now so i’ve dressed very sedately and um yeah okay we’re off i’ve sped this up very slightly as normal just well no this bits even faster because i’m going through the collection at three times speed gold pickaxe drip stone block diamond pickaxe so we’re going underground

Glowstone four lots of nether gold ore and some nether quartz or so we’re going into the nether a lead a compass an iron axe i think i’m going adventuring right yeah back to the bit where i’ve only sped it up a little now we’ve been given a trident so i’m trying it out

Apparently it’s a trident that explodes when it hits blocks but yes like that the problem is going to be missing the mob that you’re shooting at but um making it land in the ground near enough so that the explosion catches them that’s gonna definitely be a problem for me

Um let’s try again piggies i’m gonna hit pig yes of course i am i always hit if i if i try to miss i’ll actually hit there we go i finally exploded something so yes i’ve got a fair few little um piggy stakes in the um

In the hole that i made well fast anyway ah right well that tells you something about the ice platform method of getting up into the sky no passengers allowed only you right i want to get started on the game because we’ve got the annoyance of these little endomites has stayed with us

Because they’re a permanent feature and one thing i probably didn’t really appreciate but ed told us fairly clearly was that all of the special mob drops from may have continued on into june and the future so if you kill an endomite for example you’ll get amethyst shards and um

And everything else is the same and in fact he’s given a a little link you can click on in the chat as you every time you go to the crystal ball i think it is or maybe it’s only at the beginning of games and um that will

Remind you of what all the special drops were i was a bit dumb and didn’t even um click on that link until after i finished this game i i relied on my memory of what things were the special drops but um yeah um there could have been

Many other ones that i’d never even discovered in may and and here he was telling me exactly what they all were and i was ignoring it until afterwards and then i went in just to make sure right what am i doing i’m i’m being a good boy and making all of the usual

Tools but the problem is inventory space inventory space when you’ve been given one more item told in that trident that trident is really useful i mean you’ve been given a weapon so you can go into your spell selection and decide that you don’t want any weapon type spells this week

And that’s what i’ve done this week really i mean what with the okay i’ve got revealing ice slowness telekinesis water you can use ice and water and i suppose telekinesis as as weapons and um but my my real weapon is going to be the trident i am i’m going to use it for

Melee i’m going to use it at ranged which i suppose gives you a little bit more freedom to have the um the other five well the five spells made up of things that you would normally not be able to choose all of because you you’d always reserve one slot for a weapon

Um and you don’t need to do that anymore okay what’s going on i’m i’m not collecting anything i’m making a start now my means of traveling around as you can see are going to be the ice platformer telekinesis way of flying up into the air and then slowness

For gliding down but also slight slowness is is okay for just bouncing your way around them the um the terrain i do like whoa there’s a dragon i do like slowness for dropping carefully on top of trees if that’s what you want to do

You know me i like to be on a tree top one month ed’s gonna make something that deliberately makes it dangerous to be on treetops just to just to um to tell people like me who think always find a place of safety that we’ve got to find a new place maybe one day

Right well there’s a village over there i can see the top of a house so i think that’s where i’m heading for i’m running past lots of flowers but i don’t believe there’s anything that i need to have colored in in this week’s collection so you get these little endomites they’re annoying but

I don’t think i’m going to get killed by one not unless i’m on very low health already decided to try and use the water [Laughter] water bowl and fly my way along the landscape but it was just a one-off trial i’m not sure i even i

Should just run into an end of mine not even oh look look this it’s it’s not an ordinary village now i’ve blocked off the end of my with ice so hopefully you can’t see me and therefore doesn’t know how to pathfinder me yes look it’s a it’s a zombie village and actually

That is a good thing isn’t it [Laughter] i’ll try to remember oh yes i do need string i need string and i realized it at the time um because um we need to make a lead and you make a lead of string and a slime ball okay so

I’m i had to make a an extra tool one more thing to clog up my inventory um the uh the sword because you’re not getting um the string down with telekinesis i did try it just for a moment but i should have known better you can’t do that it it completely ignores

Completely ignores um cobwebs right i’ve spotted a look ah i’m being chased by uh um baby zombie but i was being i’ve seen this ruined portal and i’ve got away from the baby zombie and i’m gonna attempt my flying skills but i land right on top of it so well

The baby zombie can’t get me but i’m sure any skeletons in the neighborhood would be able to give me a a bit of a problem but whoa so i’m i’m trying my try them out i blew up that chest completely so anything that’s in it is just spilled out all over the place

Right i’m aware that by doing this i’m just injuring zombies hey i finally killed the baby zombie that started the whole problem off um yeah i’m attracting every other zombie in the neighborhood to come and have a look what’s going on right ah gold yes now gold i do need um

There’s a gold axe that i’ve got to make but um the main purpose of being here by the room portal was to get the uh obsidian from it because i can go to the nether i mean there’s there’s obviously there are obviously other ways of of getting obsidian

It’s pretty easy i’ve got telekinesis i’ve got water if i found a lava pool i could just dump the water on there and um i’d be oh no what are you doing ah insta-death right yeah that was me miss clicking i managed to i’ve done that before haven’t i i was

Trying to to use a spell to get myself up in the air and out of trouble and i instead of casting that spell i locked it in place and so the creeper walked up tapped him on the shoulder and said you’re dead matey right but in all of this i’ve been going about

15 minutes and i haven’t made a single item yet so there’s the gold pickaxe one item done terraria right i’ve got the string and if i can get if i can get a slime ball from a creeper because that was one of the special drops of last month

Um then i can make the lead that i need so i’m i’m trying to miss the creeper but hit the ground so close to his feet that he blows up and i’m failing conspicuously here yes i’m just making more and more holes in the ground

Oh did he get hurt by that last one i don’t think he even did he’s he’s wandered off he’s out of sight now right is there another crate yeah and look is there’s another one this one’s closer give him a try oh i hit him smack on hit him on the chin

And again you are so accurate when you don’t want to be and then exploded yeah i’m sure he’s quite damaged and he he may well be dead now so damn we run taking our life in our hands to see whether he’s dropped anything and he’s dropped oh he has he

Has dropped a slime ball yay i’ve got what i needed oops that was not what you wanted to do no that is not that’s a that’s not a nice platform i wanted to make an ice platform and fly up into the air using telekinesis but instead i made

A sort of minimalistic ice wall in the ground and um and dug it up not not the smartest of moves so i was obviously suffering a few um coordinational errors at this time but there you go i’ve made my lead and that’s my second item done so

You need to get moving are you ready to go to the nether that’s the question or do you want to do something different first i think probably at this moment my problem is i haven’t got anything to light portal with um and i do need iron for other things i

Need iron for making compass i need for four pieces of iron for that i need three more for making an iron axe they’re in the collection um hey look at that nailed it flew right down here into this ravine where there might be some iron

I’m going to light it up using the old revealing do you remember that revealing casts a succession of of lanterns and you can you can cast them look there’s there’s one iron i found iron how much iron have i found one that’s not good and it’s right by this huge lava flow i

Bet there’s five more iron underneath the lava i’ve not even looked back at it i’ve just flown off right i want to explore the rest of this ravine because i’m convinced there must be some more iron down here there’s copper and to be honest where do you find i am

Nowadays in 118 plus um iron seems to be fairly common at ground level at um sea level i suppose you’d call it and not the deeper and deeper you get and you do find it down everywhere but yeah the it’s most prevalent up about sea level i think

Okay we’ve broken through into another part of this ravine system and i’m lighting it up but still not seeing any iron look more copper i’m worried i think i’m going to be attacked you’re always forgetting that you’re an all-powerful mage i suppose as mages go i’m not very good at using the spells

To defend myself with i should remember that you can block them off with ice lift them up with telekinesis slow them down there’s all kinds of things you can do but in the heat of the moment these kind of things never occur to me and i just run can’t see any iron

Running backwards and forwards like a a poor explorer all right you have to jump down this next bit aren’t you yeah i’ve i’ve already been here did you not just already run down here yeah this week i’ve not taken blink so i can’t do the night vision trick

But yeah revealing to light things up that’s fine right had enough of it that ravine i don’t know why i didn’t look any further down the other end of it but i i just got sick of tediously exploring a ravine and i’ve gone way up into the sky hey to float down

And evidently i’m still after the same kind of thing i i need iron there’s a nice lava pond but i’ve already got my uh obsidian now so no point in getting that um i think you’ve already seen this this looks very much like one that you’ve already been down yeah now

Fly away again okay now what about under the water if if you get iron at sea level you could look in the river couldn’t you those stone beiges are very good but we haven’t got any of those near here another that i’ve seen anyway look i’ve

Gone and stood on this and that’s that’s some gravel and gravel is not what you want because you’ve already got your flint for making a flint and steel and so that’s a waste of time right i think i need to go towards one of those nice rock surfaces and see if there’s any

Iron on there ah nasty little thingy okay i’ve killed the nasty little thingy but for some reason it spooked me and i’ve gone running off instead of looking up at the stone surface there’s another stone surface this one looks promising in fact does it go down yes it

Does it’s a whole and it’s drip stone down there right let’s go and have a look at this but we’ll see that next time thank you very much for watching bye