-Woah! JK Rowling just announced that there’s a bunch more magic schools. [all] -Woah. -Do you know what this means? We still might have a chance to go to a school for witchcraft and wizardry! -Do you really think so, even though we’re all old as shit? -There’s only one way to find out! [all] -Ooooh. -Trying to find out what school you’re going to, eh? Wait… Aren’t owls supposed to do this part? – Uh, we didn’t have the budget for eight owls. So sort me! -Mmm, very interesting. Siobhan, you are accepted to Ilvermorny! -[gasps] -[coughs] [all] -Woah! -It’s that new American one! -And like other prestigious American schools, This one costs 50,000 galleons a year. -I don’t… have that kind of money. -If you can’t afford it, you can fuck right off. -Oh, just like real college! -Well, now that’s not true. You can always get a loan. -Yes, a wizard loan. Once you take it out, you wil feel excruciating pain for ten years! -Oh, just like real college! -Isn’t there somewhere else I can go? I must be qualified if I got into Ilvermorny. -How about… Hogwarts! …’s waitlist! -I could get into Hogwarts?! -If someone gets accepted but doesn’t want to go you can have their spot. -Does that happen very often? -Of course not! It’s fucking Hogwarts! -Okay, my turn! -Hmmm… I could see a student of your caliber fitting in quite nicely at… Burglebort’s Community College! [coughs] -Aww. Comminuty college? -Don’t disparage it. You can go there for a few years then transfer your credits to another school. -No you can’t. It’s a magic school in Tennessee founded by Christian fundamentalists. It isn’t even credited by the International Confederation of Wizards. -Yeah, it needs to be credited. -Aw, man! This sucks! -University of Order of the Phoenix! [all] -Woah! Wow! -Wow! The Order of the Phoenix?! -No, no no no. The UNIVERSITY of the Order of the Phoenix. No affiliation. It’s an online, for-profit magical con. -That seems kinda scammy. -It is. Magic schools aren’t all like what you see in the movies. Some of them are just plain shit. -Do you have anything else? -[coughs] What about Squillmason? -Art school…? -The graduates design all the brochures I keep spitting out. -No thanks. -Hmm… New York University! -Ugh. -Wait… just, like, NYU? -[coughs] Yes! -It’s not a magic school. Is it? -They have a very small magic department within the university. -That doesn’t count! -I wanna go to a FULLY magic school. With, like, ghosts, and talking paintings and shit. -It’s still something. Plus, the whole city is your campus! -That’s true. -Yeah, yeah, he’s right. -The whole city. -Right? -Hi, it’s Mike Trapp from CollegeHumor. If you want to subscribe, click here, If you want to watch more videos, click here, And if you want to investigate the ~spooky~ old McCreary hosue even though your mom warned you not to, turn to page 87. Video Information
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You’ll be paying this shit off for the rest of your magical lives.
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