These weird blocks… I don’t understand anything… *cries* Why again? Why do you have to play Minecraft again? Why would he upload Minecraft? I don’t wanna see Minecraft, it’s the biggest shit ever! Paluten, Unge and Rewi (German Youtubers) are the most stupid wankers to ever exist – Max is way cooler than them! Minecraft…this shitty pixel-game Oh god, this can’t happen! There will be all these Minecraft-kiddos in the comments And then…we won’t be alone anymore! The LoL-community is at least not as toxic! Max… We told you that we don’t wanna see Minecraft from you! Please bring back the LoL-Facts or the OP-Guides, those were so beautiful! That’s so dumb, oh my god, they’re all gonna be playing it again *crying intensifies* And then he just hangs around with that stupid GLP (another German Youtuber) and plays this shitty game called Minecraft.. “Uughh I’ve found coal!” WELL GREAT!! I don’t fucking care!!…I want normal games on the channel… No, that can’t be! Everything but Minecraft, Not Minecraft!! HandOfBlood WHY? WHY MINECRAFT?? MINECRAFT IS SHIIIIIIIIIT HANDOFBLOOD WHY?? *more crying* WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????? *laughing* So retarded! And always these stupid-ass children who watch that type of content! *more laughing* Welcome to Minecraft PIRO, a Minecraft project that I decided to be part of but…Why? Okay, basically: Minecraft PIRO is a roleplay project, so when the Youtubers meet in-game, they have to play a certain role that they made up at the beginning I am, of course, the choleric Captain Blood: Proud, implicit, hysterical and self-overestimating During the recording you are, however, still allowed to talk to your viewers, that’s you, outside of your role! Every player starts on his own island and builds himself up. And that’s basically it.. From there you can water your boat and attack others, like a real pirate, or you can go and do something with them together The second reason why I decided to join Minecraft PIRO, which also might make you respire a bit: There are no defined times for uploading! You can edit your videos however you want, you could even stream it, or simply play it offline! To make it short: I am just going to edit the shit out of the recordings, build lots of stuff in and won’t upload Minecraft every day. Maybe only this time, but maybe a second or a third time or even more. We’ll see how I enjoy doing it! In the end I only have two slots for uploads every week and I don’t want that to be only Minecraft. As a final option I could upload the recordings uncut onto my second channel or maybe stream it But we’ll see! Now, have fun with the adventures of Captain Blood where it looks like he is having a nightmare… …in Minecraft! *giggles* *NOOT NOOT* Uegh! *woof* Huh? What’s…what’s up with all this block-shit everywhere? And there’s a dog! Uuugh, hello? Boys? Kutcher?? Kevin!! And it’s so freaking cold! Where did all that snow come from?? It’s already June! I’m sliding… Boys, that’s not funny, where are we here? Where are we?? Johnny! I need some coffee… *woof* …shit… Okay, let’s look at this factually. *woof* Shut up! Okay, we’re building ourself up! Make Spandau Great Again! Therefor we need wood…go away! Uugh that shit goes there… Crafting table! I’m gonna put that there for now… Like this… Oh yes! Captain Blood knows how to do it! What…what does that say? HandOfBlood? Fishing rod. Boat. Door… Uh… Aaah! Uuh…ladder! Alright, let’s build a base! Oh god! Night is coming! Okay, let’s use the time. Pen. Horn. *NOOT* No… I need a pen!! Aah! Make… Spandau… Great… Again. Build a base. What’s the situation outside? *woof* Fuck off! Go away! Stay outside! Okay… we endure! *slurp* *cough* *cough* Where did this come from? Aaaaaah, the sun! Beautiful! Beautiful! Aaaah.. Great! Just great! How did this..? Aah..yes, yes… Zoom! Yes! Great! Beautiful! Nice, I like it! Good. Oh, now we can actually see something.. There’s the window! Very nice! Very, very nice! Yep, great! Great! Yes…fantastic! “Unge has…” “Unge has left the game” Unge?? Who calls himself Unge? But…what’s the point of all this?? Now we are on this…this… “island” or whatever this is… And now?? Sun? Water? Oh… Aah… there’s more? “marcbutz”… “…has left the game” “wuschelcore”… What are all these names?? And what does “has joined the game” mean? Are we in a video game or what? “Unge”… “wuschelcore”… “marcbutz”… “has joined the game” – as if I somehow was… I am stranded on a freaking island!! And nobody is telling me why! There is nobody here and all that!! Only water everywhere!! *pant, pant* And this fucking dog…just shut up! Alright, we have to explore later… Now we have time, at daytime, to build our base! Citadel of Spandau! I need light, fucking hell! I need coal! Coal, please… *sigh* Aggravating… Coal… Iron… Something… Only this crappy stone all the time… I’m going wild! Here, I am going to dig straight down! Coal please… Please… I need coal… What was that?! Hello?! Uhh, hello? *inhales* Coal! Yes! So… 36 torches! We can work with that! Firstly we need resources, that’s why we are going downwards… We need a torch here… “E…Ethan Nase”… What are all these people? It’s all still a means to an end… Let’s go this way! Oh! There he is again! What idiot is always screaming here? What’s up with the people? *gnehehehe* Who is laughing here?? *hiccup?* Stop laughing! I’m digging this way…where nobody is laughing… Aah, from the left! The fellow… *gnehehehe* “gnähähähä”… My god, how deep do you have to dig here?? I only need some resources! It’s weird somehow… where life… *nomnomnom* Takes us sometimes… With just a simple piece of bread in my hand I sometimes think about the meaning of life… *nomnomnom* or with a sip of coffee… *slurp* I always calm down then… What is my comission here? What’s the point of all this? An island with an… ocean and ice and… I have only got my shirt with me… Crap… Bloody cold! And some filthy hounds running around… We’re gonna get a grip on this… We are gonna get a grip on this! Oh! What is that? We have to go there! Sometime later! That’s a signal! The only clue I’ve got so far! Well… Let’s sleep… *woof* Uaaghhh aahhh… Aahh! Back to work! So: Project: Citadel of Spandau At first we’re gonna do stairs here… Stairs! Go away… Good. And here…there will be a wall! Yea? *woof!* Out of my way! Yo! I can work with that! *woof* Heey! *woof* This is a building site! You can’t just simply walk around here! Where are we here?? Yeah! *woof* yea… We’re not in… I don’t know… Boy, you can’t just simply stand there! Okay, the citadel! We’re reconstructing it! Like this! We’re gonna remove all this shit… And secure the area! Yea…oh…oh! Yea, yea, yea, yea, yea… Good, the weir systems go here! “Nur…Nier Aus: Zinus”…? Dude!! Listen to me! Away! This is a dangerous building site in public nuisan…uuhh.. *woof* You can’t do that! Who are we?… Huh? Letting dogs walk around the building site… Okay, so then we can destroy this crap here… To get some work area! *woof* Yes! Better! Now this is the next tower in my view… Yes! *woof!* Okay, then this is gonna become a very special lookout! I have to do that from outside… So: Now we have…uhh… built a bit! But there are no bigger doors, only that small crap there… This has to go! “Spandau”! Very nice! So, we already have a weir system to defend ourselves… But we could actually go a bit higher… And also a ceiling for that bloody snow… I don’t have any more stones… Then we have to finish this another time… But we can still keep digging! And I keep hitting my head here… *sigh* I have to go even deeper…I can’t get around it! Ssh! I am not encountering any resources here, I can do what I want! There are probably four or five guys… and i keep building around them in a spiral… Down! Oh! There’s something! There is something! Let’s just observe for now… In no case i can… And now the pickaxe broke…I’m shitting myself… So, the base is half-way done now… I am miles away from “securing food”! We have to go fishing or something… we don’t have this for no reason! *grumbling* Wait a second… Did I hear that up here? *more grumbling* Are we having visitors? That sounded like it was very close! Are they slowly coming onto my island?! Are they up here now? Okay, I am armed! What’s going on here? Why is the dog growling? Huh? Who is that?! Get out of my island! AAH! ATTACK! AAAH! *You want more?* *What do you wanna see next?* *Ideas? Recommendations?* *Put them in the comments below!* Video Information
This video, titled ‘Make Spandau Great Again | Minecraft PIRO | 01’, was uploaded by HandOfBlood on 2017-06-04 13:00:03. It has garnered views and [vid_likes] likes. The duration of the video is or seconds.
Minecraft Piro is a roleplay project. Each creator plays an imagined role in interacting with other creators.
