Making Minecraft 1.17 1000% Worse

Minecraft 1.17 just released and it’s good it could be better there’s a lot people want but it could also be worse so much worse i’m making it worse desaturate that subscribe button glow squids they don’t really glow i mean they like visually glow but if you look at that candle

They don’t glow they don’t give off light so i fixed it let’s gather every glow item in the game glow berries glowstone dust low ink sacs and glow lichen craft these all together into glow now i can finally make the glow squid glow here we go all right that was a little

Too much so mojang added copper ingots but they didn’t add a whole tool set for them come on mojang you should know us better we want our copper swords i can’t wait to slash moz with these maybe they could be like slightly better than all right that was pretty foolish for me

Running out into the rain with a copper sword but this lightning rod will divert any lightning speaking of copper you can use an axe to scrape off the oxidation i’m sure you know this hack already so i thought if it’s going from green to orange then what if it just

Goes from orange to red to purple to perfect well no more oxidation you’ve probably been in a situation where you have dirt in the middle of your path fortunately if you paid close attention to the 1.17 patch notes you know that you could finally turn dirt in a path as well as

Mycelium corster codzled rooted dirt you name it so i thought to myself why stop there why not sand gravel even regular grass why not Nothing stands in the way of my path Come here Don’t ask so now we have raw variants of our metal ores which can be turned into blocks but for some reason this choice was only made for the raw ores come on you know you have raw meats right which only means one thing raw meat blocks come on look at him you

Wouldn’t say no to this feature right you know what’s arbitrary or more specifically the fact that sea pickles only go up to four turtle legs only go up to four and candles go up to four but why just four why not like five or ten or 192

Drip leafs are great fun for parkour enthusiasts but what doesn’t make sense about them is the fact that they go back up these are plants so i made a change they they aren’t going back up you’re broken they’re just permanently like that are you happy parkour enthusiasts oh

Yeah and it’s not fair to do it just for the big drip leafs you gotta have it for the small ones too they just fall over do you really expect these things to hold your weight hey while i’m standing on it let’s talk about moss with two pieces of moss i can

Make a carpet which is totally fine until you consider the fact that wool has carpets but also beds and banners well that’s not fair for moss is it so i i added moss beds and moss banners and yes these work just like their wool counterparts the azalea bushes are a great new

Feature for building however for survival mode players there’s a problem if you find a flowering azalea there’s no way to turn it into one without flowers so with a bit of code i made it so when you click with shears the flowers go away but of course if you can remove the flowers

Then you can also remove the leaves and so we run into a problem because now we have flowers with leaves leaves without flowers no flowers or leaves and flowers without leaves well i had no other choice if you sneak then sheer you only get the flowers

Flower pots can fit a ton from flowers to non-flowers but some things are missing and no i’m not talking about double plants i’m talking about the spore blossom so i made it possible you can pop the spore blossom now i i oh what um oh all right yeah

I i guess that makes sense now sure appointed drip stones are a very efficient way of killing things but you know what would make them more dangerous if falling drip stones could break blocks uh it and they um they they don’t break it it’s not gonna stop with this you can

Literally make drills and they’re not gonna stop until they hit bedrock and by hit better arc i mean they go through bedrock Bye bye yeah the only way to stop these is by uh turning them into paths i was so excited to learn that rails could finally get waterlogged this feature has so much potential for cool builds so it only makes sense that we also have lava logged rails

Oh this update came with a screaming variation of goats so why not have this for other mobs for example villagers instead of them ramming you they scream when you uh punch them [Applause] in fact axolotls have very poor eyesight but not for long my little friend i have added

Glasses oh look at you now that this axolotl has glasses it can finally move to further stages of its life it can start learning to read it could get an education and graduate i’m so proud it can become a path block on the topic of glasses

A new use for tinted glass swap out these glass panes for it and you get some rad sunglasses oh yeah check out how cool i am i am i am freezing i’m cool but at what cost my temperature speaking of tinted glass what if glass isn’t the only thing that amethyst shard’s tint

If i remove this is oh my tinted air of course just like tinted glass light doesn’t go through it but you can amazing since we’re on the topic of amethyst why not take random sound one of the most unique aspects of amethyst and fuse it into a block

That’s right the amethyst piano when i press these keys a random melody will play let’s find out come on really good riddance to round off our conversation of amethyst let’s talk spy glasses when you hold one and zoom in you get a nice square view but what happens when i put

One in my off hand and one in my main hand it just makes your view worse i don’t know why you’d want this don’t do this to yourself there’s literally no benefit bundles are an item that are only obtainable through commands this is because they’re unfinished but i have an idea that could

Finish him off a little more bundling entities this bundle now holds a cow and boom you’re back bye bye i can even have different bundles for different mobs and then put him back in i can even do a little kidnapping you saw nothing All this bundling is functioning but i have a question that is rumbling what happens if you do this to a player thank you shambles for joining me on such short notice yeah no problem what do you need should i clean out your mods folder again shh we don’t talk about that oh sorry

Sorry all right listen up i am improving 1.17 and i i need to i need you to test something i i i need you to bundle me i need you to put me in that bundle bundle me put me in the bundle but for science are you sure about that do it okay

You’re sure yes that’s what it’s like all right you can let me out now you you can let me out now let me out you know how to open a bundle right Hello You