Making Minecraft Way Too Realistic

Have you ever been playing minecraft and taught about the controls you know you can control your head and arms with your mouse you can control your legs with your keyboard to walk around but you can’t really control any other part of your body well i did i did wonder about this

So i decided to completely revolutionize the minecraft experience by allowing you to control other parts of your body now just to give you an example this is what my keyboard sounds like while playing minecraft normally And this is what it sounds like while playing with my mod installed now as you can see uh over the normal minecraft bars there uh two new percentages have appeared controlling your lungs and your heart this this was a very bad idea if we go into minecraft commands here

You’ll notice that there are two new buttons that have that i’ve added the game for some reason you’re gonna have to press b to breathe manually and h to have your heart work um now breathing will actually go down quite fast so if you don’t breathe for a

Certain amount of time you’re gonna start taking damage after a while until you breathe again and it goes back up to 100 so pressing b is just gonna bring you back to 100 lung capacity but for the heart you have to press h for each and every single time

You want your heart to actually work now every single time i press h the percentage goes back up by 10. if the heart rate drops to under 20 there’s gonna be a little heart appearance screen telling you you gotta you know you’re gonna pump that bloods

In your in your system or you’re gonna die and if that doesn’t happen you die pretty quickly actually that’s pretty instantaneous but you know let’s not focus too much on the statistics here you know let me just play minecraft normally oh yeah uh maybe i forgot to mention if

You go over 120 percent heart rate you uh you catch on fire because uh you know it’s just blood is just pumping so fast through your system man that just it just kind of happens this is beyond stupid jesus christ okay let me just make a crafting table real quick

Let me just uh oh my god like oh it doesn’t work it doesn’t work well in the uh while i’m in the menu it doesn’t work while i’m in the menu let’s sit down oh god oh god place it down just place it down easy gameplay just this feels so much more realistic

So oh my god it’s all about that realism that’s just how it is man games are just not fun if they’re not realistic enough let’s let’s try and get some stone yeah let me pull up the timer we are speed running man oh my god there’s

Oh there’s i know this feels like one of those uh you know uh youtuber moments where they just mine off camera and there’s and they got a whole diamond castle but this is this is genuine luck okay that wasn’t genuine luck actually wait can i can i get my heart right up

If i go into the into the water i’ve never tested this oh that works actually i don’t think that wait i’m gonna oh oh no oh no oh no no they still do take some form of damage so the water does cool me down but it’s not

I i i forgot to breathe why was my pickaxe thrown three meters from me okay that’s fine you know what that’s fine we’re good we’re good we’re good stone pickaxe don’t pick us oh no oh no oh no no jesus christ the noise has given me

So much anxiety i have no idea why i had to add those in no actually no that’s perfect i just gotta remind myself man it’s all about that realism i mean it’s a nice touch that this video is gonna be released near halloween you know what it’s it’s kind of in theme

The anxiety this mod is just giving me jesus christ this is so stressful this is actually so stressful yeah i don’t know i don’t know about you but i can’t really focus on the game my eyes and just are just on the percentages right now i’m trying to have my my blood pumping

In my system can i maybe keep our rhythm some sort of a rhythm what if i try to actually just breathe once in a while that’s actually oh that works maybe we can keep up this rhythm i mean it’s not really gonna be possible during crafting

I gotta chill out i gotta i gotta maintain my cardio oh my god let me just let me just make the furnace come on oh my god okay okay okay okay everything was just so localized i didn’t have to move that much that’s great for my extremely weak heart that’s perfect

Get the iron come on oh okay oh my god oh my god yeah no never never forget to make your heart beat kids just ah that’s this sounds so inspirational when it’s just so dumb you know crafting items is a very like energy energy consuming thing to do it’s it’s

It’s only it’s only reasonable that that it’s gonna that it’s gonna take a lot of your of your of your heart capacity and lung capacity okay okay okay okay sure we’re good we’re good we just need to find lava we just need oh my god running around with this

Is is not good yeah i actually forgot we need to take care about hunger as well i’m already i’m already getting myself carpal tunnel just because i have to keep my my thumb on these buttons all the damn time oh no i forgot to breathe i forgot to breathe i forgot to breathe

How do you just forget to breathe oh no no no no no no these buttons are so high and intuitive they are so unintuitive jesus christ can i just use my body heat to create obsidian if i if i pop my heart up to like three thousand percent do i just

Get lava instead of a fire that would be that would i i should have probably called it that then actually they’ve been smart i i’m not sure i mean you probably you probably do want to see that but i’m not a fan of seeing how fighting mobs is gonna be with this thing

Like seeing a zombie is actually gonna give me a heart attack like like it would in real life yeah i’m i’m a very easily scared person i i feel like the current objective should just oh oh oh my god i’m a half a heart literally any mistake now when that’s

Done it’s it’s gone this is the end of me i really feel like our current objective should just be finding a house and and and scavenge some food that’s a zombie that is a problem right there if i take one more damage i’m done

Oh no oh no no no no i’m walking at the same speed at them i can’t even run away oh no oh my god jesus christ i just got jump screwed by a heart attack what happened did they get attacked i just died because of a heart attack

Oh my god no no no no no no no no no stay away oh no no no no no no don’t shoot there don’t shoot there don’t shoot there don’t you my heart is my heart is my heart is gonna explode mark is gonna explode i’m not gonna be able to defeat him

This is this is the ultimate battle for the ages against this goddamn baby zombie no he’s gonna kill me he’s gonna i can’t keep up with all these buttons just stay oh my god oh my god oh i got food i got food eat eat eat ass and breed and breathe

Breed also breed also breed that’s important that’s important i gotta remember to breed in real life what the hell what is this what having arrhythmia feels like i’ve unknowingly made an inclusivity mod realistic inclusivity oh no i just okay here’s what i’ll tell you go you

Know what install this mod before you go joke about people with asthma huh do that do that this is hard oh yeah this is totally because it’s halloween time they just got pumpkins on their head man i already has have asthma basically i have asthma and

Are with me and all that like the amount of heart diseases and and the lung diseases i have at this moment i am actually producing light by by doing this am i able to get am i able to find that for you bro okay well i guess we got the answer to

That didn’t we we’re just you know what i think i think i think the speed run idea is just gonna be it’s just gonna get skipped i’ll just make myself some shelter some i said i’d make myself some i ca i i i physically cannot speak anymore man

I’ll just get myself oh the oh the heart the heart the heart the heart oh jesus christ jesus christ jesus christ i feel s i feel so vulnerable my left hand is just killing me my left hand just wants to physically die i feel like if my left

Hand had a conscience of its own it would just be strangling me at the moment oh my okay okay i start taking damage and i just panic i don’t even know what’s causing it i just panic and randomly spam buttons i’m gonna be honest i don’t think i’m living a very healthy lifestyle

Like i’m just i’m just waiting to run out of breath and heartbeat and then i just start spamming for some reason i feel like if i did that thing in real life i would just be i would be dead in a matter of minutes this is a rather elegant home

I believe for our uh poor heart yeah that’s done that’s uh oh the oh that i can’t even speak i can’t even speak without my own body just trying to murder me if you can actually manage to finish the game with this absolute incredible props to you i’m just gonna chill um

In my uh in my oh i’m dying i’m just not chilling my shack i’ll i’ll just i but uh i hope you enjoyed the video this is gonna be it for me for this week i’ll see you next weekend ciao amazing outro for you just dying of a heart back on screen just

That’s just genius jesus christ you