Marvin Minecraft Jeffy WORM Survival Challenge

Daddy I’m going to survive 100 days as a worm in Minecraft a worm in Minecraft Jeffy what disgusting bang daddy look I’m a worm ew Jeffy gross ddy look at you you’re literally a fat ugly thing all righty Jeffy and mvin is rent time oh no Daddy he has no idea Jeff

Jeffy this isn’t good this isn’t good Jeffy and Marvin has pets that’s against the lease agreement I’m leaving a note for a eviction right here oh jeez we just got evicted Jeffy D we just got evicted what what are we supposed to do I don’t know Jeffy oh gosh wait Jeffy I

Know let’s go see Professor ha maybe he can turn us back into humans yeah it’s a great idea all right Daddy this is the place think Professor H’s going to be able to change this professor H professor H professor professor it’s me Jeffy it’s me Jeffy Professor har oh jump oh jump

No it’s me Jeffy and Marvin your wors what happened I need help I need help you want me to turn you back into humans yes oh well there’s only one way I can do that you have to get an earthworm spawn egg what an earthworm spawn egg

How am I listen there are some abandoned buildings next door I think there’s an earthworm living in there you go check it out and bring the egg to me and I’ll turn you back okay bye okay Daddy let’s go we got to go go go okay Danny come on

Let’s go go go go go wow this is so exciting Daddy come on we got to go to the top floor I think he’s in like the second room or whatever top floor Jeffy that’s so high up though I know it’s so hard being a little earthworm through

Here I think it’s through this door right here oh look look Danny there’s a ew what is that thing ew it’s an earthworm Jeffy I think we need to find it wait wait Jeffy is that earthworm me daddy he’s oh oh oh jeez oh oh go go go go go

Daddy Daddy what are we supposed to do I don’t know Jeffy I’m running for my life though kill it daddy kill it oh Jeffy we got to kill it die die you stupid earthworm come on we got this yeah we killed it oh my gosh yeah I died daddy

Look I got it you got the spawn egg for the earthworm let’s get out of here Jeffy and take it back to Professor Hall all right guys you have the egg yeah I got the egg all right come through wo is this one of your machines Professor har come down here boys I’ve

Been working on this one for a long time now give me that egg oh okay you’re you know your machine’s like uh it’s not even centered shut up I’m a villager I don’t understand these things am I just going to get in do I get in underneath

This thing you guys just stand in the middle okay don’t worry about it all right Daddy come on oh Jeffy we’re about to get turned back yes let’s go oh my gosh daddy we’re human again oh my God Jeffy I’m human again you did it professor H oh my God it

Work oh my God I’m having a heart of Time come on Daddy come on let’s go back home all right Jeffy I’m coming oh no landlord what are you doing for sale this isn’t for sale we were the worms we didn’t have pets you’re not allow pets in this house I don’t believe

You all right Jeffy let’s go back home run get out of here oh my gosh oh gosh run run run guys we’re getting J losers oh go Jeffy you’re going the wrong way oh I don’t care I’m going I’m out of here oh gosh I need to get in here okay

Um did I lose come on come on no oh gosh okay I think I’m safe I think I’m safe guys are you okay oh no I think I lost the monster oh okay all right um let’s see get out of here stupid skeleton I got to go find them okay here they are

All right I I think we lost them monster oh and Jeffy too thank god oh yeah go oh gosh I I hope the monster got him no where is he Jeffy who cares we can just get to the surface he’ll distract the monster no we can’t leave without Jeffy

Rose rose listen listen it’ll be fine it’ll be fine rose rose woman calm down they’ll just respawn it’ll be good listen listen Rose we can get you a new son it’ll be better oh my gosh I don’t want a new son he’s probably so scared guys yeah it’s okay we’ll just let’s

Just let’s just get out of here come on yeah let’s get out of here you kidding me they they’re just going to leave me they don’t care about death oh you kidding me you know what those stupid losers I’m going to fake my death okay I’m going to put my body

Right here all right so let’s just do one here and boom all right there we go we’ve got my dead body right there there and now we just have to wait for them to come across it all right guys I think I think the exit’s over here okay let’s see all

Right where do I go oh gosh I’m I’m here I’m here oh my gosh let’s go hurry wait guys what is this oh my gosh what jeffy’s oh my gosh jeffy’s dead jeffy’s Jeffy oh no no I knew it I know I should have left him no oh well he’ll

Respond are you kidding me what the heck oh my e oh my you know what I’m out of here we should feed his dead corpse green beans there you go Rose it’ll be fine he’ll respawn no but he hasn’t responded yet oh he’s up he’s up top obviously he

Spawned in his bed are you sure yeah yeah yeah he’ll be fine let’s just go upstairs a door nail okay door no let’s just go check let’s go make sure he’s okay come on I’m going to L his body real quick the he has good stuff oh my

Go right armor whole camer full another right armor no stop taking that stuff from him all the rest of the stuff’s kind of useless so I’ll just take his sword though and his pickaxe oh you got help us get to the surface come on all right let’s go guys this Hammer I hate

Them oh my gosh okay I think my daddy keeps his invisibility potions down here oh I oh gosh these green beans oh gosh all right there we go just fill up on all of perfect now I’m going to take one and go prank them all all right guys let’s see

If jeffy’s respawned yet Marvin we have to go see if Jeff I’m going to go watch TV okay Marvin all right yeah just leave me Rose alone oh okay come on Rose let’s see uh uh jeffy’s not here oh no wait does that me Jeff’s not here

Marvin he’s he didn’t respond yeah he died in the cave duh all right I’m going to go finish my TV episode Mor no oh my gosh my daddy does not care about what do we do uh o o guys we can have a party I’m free

No what the heck oh I didn’t know I was that good at Acappella oh my gosh what what’s going on yeah it must have been Marvin singing look it’s still breaking too no but he’s not saying anything oh no I’m going home though see you guys wait bully just done

Later going I’m going to push my mommy and hit did really yeah take that mommy what just happened I just got pushed from the window Marvin why’ you fall down from the window you you silly girl I I’m going to go look for Jeffy Marvin there’s something wrong all right je got

The house of myself oh thank God I finally got just daddy in here all right all right let’s see what can I do oh oh take that Daddy stupid loser no what happened by broke the S what the and boom and I’m going to break his TV and

Now hey hey my TV no yeah oh man I got to fix this not my TV not my TV no my TV keep breaking and this uhhuh breaking the what my what’s wrong with my SE pickle what is going on yeah oh wait oh my secret Diamond stash oh man you

Kidding me oh whatever let’s see what else can I prank my daddy with I’m going to wait until he goes to sleep oh man I’m so tired I need to go to bed but first okay all right okay little does my daddy know I’m going to plant this right here oh

Yes my house BL no no no help me that was hilarious oh my gosh all right now wait is my where’s my is that my is my daddy going to bal’s house oh no he’s uh he’s swimming all right um okay let’s see uh um bully oh wait he can’t hear me I

Forgot let’s see what’s it’s on fire w w w w wo oh my gosh my spaghetti just caught on fire his he’s cooking spaghetti that’s kind of gross oh my gosh no my house oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh I need a fire department ow ow you I need a fire department someone

Help you let me die you let me die yeah let’s go my spaghetti gosh oh gosh oh no no no no there we go okay all right I think it’s over what was that that’s so weird all right let’s see what else can I prank

Him with I can do fake lava oh yeah I think I’m going to take a bath and all right let’s just make this all right let’s go over top of the bed and yeah ow ow oh my gosh oh my gosh ow ow ow what the heck bunch of lava

Everywhere but it’s not burning meam oh my gosh there’s lava all over my house loser now I’m going to go into his roof uhuh there we go and just do what’s that noise I hear knocking is there a rat in my roof this and a little bit of

That yeah look at this what what oh and ow oh oh let’s go I killed him yeah all right well we might as well finish the job my Jeffy boo oh oh my gosh oh my gosh there’s a ghost in my house oh my gosh and just said all is

Off perfect oh gosh oh gosh no yes yes oh my God my house what happened to my house completely ghost of is destroying my house someone help me yeah I am all right guys I heard that b got transmitted to the hospital cuz I almost

Killed him so let’s see oh he’s in here oh my my bones okay so let’s go ahead and just completely surround the bottom of his hospital room with stupid Jeffy ghost stupid Jeffy ghost ruins everything around this entire room all right there we go perfect 3 2 1 line it up that noise

Bul loser I kind of blew up more than just his room but you know what can you do all right let’s see who also deserted me my mommy my mommy deserves some pranking okay guys my mom is at the mall so we’re going to be able to prank there to prank

Her here zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie zombie what’s happening zombies take that Mommy that’s what you get for leing me in this stupid mind oh my gosh oh my gosh please get away from me please get away from me oh gosh oh no I BR my pepper spray oh gosh get away

Get away get away oh go oh my gosh on fire I’m on fire wait mommy go to go to this thing go go to the go to the thing oh gosh I don’t actually want her to die uhoh that’s not good mommy going to one of the stores if

You can hear me I don’t think she can hear me oh my gosh I don’t know what to do oh there’s a door she need to go into go okay and boom okay perfect now that she’s locked in what why is the door locked in I what’s

Happening oh my gosh oh my gosh I’m losing my mind someone help me someone TSE is broken what is this all right there we go sweet yeah take that mommy take that I got to get out of here I got to get out of here I got to get out of

Here lava someone try someone’s trying to get me I got to get out of the mall oh gosh wait hold on hold on I have the best idea ever if she’s trying to get out of the wall okay here we go let’s do this andn we go what yeah here we go you

Better run mommy you better run oh my gosh I killed her oh my gosh mommy um oh my gosh even potion Masters building destroyed my house my house what did you do um well the entire Moss is T that’s not good at all oh gosh okay I got to go to the to

The hospital where mommy’s at okay let’s see mommy where are you oh there she is she’s laying down in her hospital bed all right now what I’m going to do is do this and just go ahead and you know boom all right nice that all right she has no idea bombs

Away yeah take that mommy yeah yeah Mommy loser oh my gosh she’s dead wow I just murdered everything in the entire server oh my gosh that was insane that was the coolest thing I’ve ever done guys boyy what are you doing here oh my gosh what happened here my entire

House just exploded I think I think the ghost of Jeffy is haunting me no no no no no wait wait my my my my room exploded too look my house my poor house oh my gosh oh they have no idea oh our bedroom Marvin I was at the mall and a

Bunch of zombies came everywhere and then the mall blew up the entire Mall my entire house blew up and look look at the hospital out there I was there too cuz they admitted me and I blew up again the hospital blew up only a sick person

Would do that the same thing happened to me Marvin I was at the hospital wait wait guys listen have you guys noticed that everything but jeffy’s room is blown up wait I have maybe this is like a safe space Oh gosh um my thing’s about

To run out um oh no why is there t right there wait did you guys did you guys see that hang on Jeffy Jeff oh my god he has been dead the enti time he’s been faking it the entire time get back here let’s go oh God Jeffy

Jeffy come on the green bean Market should be this way the green bean Market I don’t want to go green bean Market Jeffy what daddy look Jeffy what is this trip to Italy son down below Jeffy wait wait we could sign up for a free car wait they already sign they’re all sign

A free food for a year Chate G for a year let’s go Jeffy no it’d be green beans only okay no it’s all take a fre house oh my God guys God they’re all taken by all the same people Jeffy Jeffy Jeffy wait there’s one more join our

Family sign up down below why would I join your family sign up why would I I sign up it’ll be a very fun experience Daddy I don’t know I want sign up it’s kind of weird Jeffy just sign up I don’t care anymore only have you do it first yay

Congratulations I signed up there we go you guys win congratulations wait we won I won let’s go finally I wanted something in life wait wait wait wait so we’re part of your family now like how does that work we get we get free food and we get to live in your yep hopefully

You have a big house you’re not poor are you we’re very wealthy we’re adopting you guys oh my God ad oh he’s he’s like 70 years old should you even adopt him it’s okay we love elderly yeah he’s only enough to get Social Security you need a hair

Transplant I don’t like my family [Applause] anymore yeah come on guys we’ll take you home let’s go all right yeah go ahead and uh get in the car uh I’m get here we are my goodness all right we’re going to the mansion are you ready why do his car

Smell like blood uh that uh shut up okay that’s pretty rude waa are you Batman this is our beautiful home wo it’s like the bat cave this really is like the bat cave Jeffy this is crazy I know I just said that shut up come on guys let’s do

Inside Jeffy look at how crazy this house is wow this is Jeff come over here what oh why why why is there a circular saw next to your bed yeah convenience for convenience what what do you need that for convenience we’re going to get to

That oh gosh okay this is this is where we’re living like like where else do we go what is in there what is what is it wait um um what is this what is it that was a hot fire um okay I just have a question what ination is all of

This I’m burning alive no I saw you just walk into the we watched you jump in there you literally just oh I don’t want to be no you guys are murderers or something what is this what is this place so I’m getting in your fire well you’re right we are murderers they have

Knes oh no no but but don’t worry don’t worry we’re good murderers like Vigilantes that’s not a thing you can’t be a good murderer we are good murderers me and him kill only bad people who’ve done bad things we have been doing things like this our whole life because

We try to make the community a better place people look down on us but we’re keeping the town safe how do murdering people make the community a better place cuz they deserve it okay momy I I don’t Jeffy Jeffy Jeffy let’s just agree with them so they don’t

Kill us too oh well I’m so excited to be adopted by two villains I mean killer people yeah so excited I’m I having a great time let’s start your training training yep we’re going to teach you how to be a killer too what I don’t want

To kill people i k my daddy we can do that if you want yeah let’s do it so now we’re going to start your training first thing we got to do is practice how to stab people okay um is this where we’re going to train why down here oh don’t go

Down out of there don’t go down there no no no never go down there we should definitely go down there yeah Jeffy him making telling me not to go down there makes me really want to go hey hey mom m m m mama you guys wen’t planning to go

Down there right no why would we do that that’s silly that’s like I mean she looks like she’s a psychopath e your nose smells bad so here we have practice dummies we’re going to need you guys to stab them oh but I don’t want to stab a practice dummy it doesn’t do anything

Wrong oh oh sorry Jeffy that practice don’t stab me an accident please okay okay okay all practice okay there goes your legs and your arm how I chop off your head your other arm take that Jeffy oh my gosh dad it seems like Marvin has a lot

Of pent up rage against someone specific I’m not too sure though your head there’s your heart and there’s your legs oh god oh ow don’t beat me dad I think you uh I think you boys are getting a little uh carried away here did I do good you guys did

Great did I did great now we’re going to try you guys stabbing but moving animals I get the murder C let’s go can I have my knife back no you don’t get knife just do it with your hand die die die die die die I have one

High life no oh oh oh gosh where are these cows die stupid no they been releas oh no got the baby cows kill him all right try and catch him guys we’re going to have dinner tonight oh my goodness hurry up I’m almost done I almost got him daddy get out the way

That’s my account mhm M your enem is escaping yeah kill the baby cow D sure am oh my Jeffy how many pieces of meat did you get a lot more than you how much Jeffy hold on dadd I’m I’m busy killing babies just give me a

Second all right here we go and boom I got 22 pieces what I only got 2 one you’re a loser you’re a loser you’re a loser loser loser loser loser all right congrats Jeffy un winning you won because you got more pieces than Marvin Marvin we’re going to put you in a

Torture chamber yeah yeah oh my yep go ahead yeah trying dig into the ground it’s all it’s all it’s all Stone all right daddy here’s our next training exercise all right we’re going to teach you boys how to shoot really please I want give me give

Me a weapon give me give me give me give me give me all right here you go there’s that there’s some bull there you go okay guys come stand over here and try to shoot the targets Whoever has the best aim wins okay okay Jeffy you have a shotgun and come

On bullets hold on going to reload here we go oh my gosh good job oh my goodness we’re going to put some live target practice all right je you like to loaded oh my God oh my God did I do good a let me claim my mate

As the prize you guys are doing a lot better than we expected all right guys now that you have enough uh weapon practice here I think you guys are ready for the real thing yeah no way yep we’re going to break into someone’s house who wouldn’t pay their

Taxes he was committing tax fraud that’s not really evil I mean I don’t I me yeah he does my daddy does it all the time um and he steals oh oh that’s not okay so bad the stealer ooh we’ll bring you to the guy’s house and you guys are going to have to

Sneak in and kill him and you’re going to take all the stuff in his house all his valuables okay okay okay come on guys let’s go oh it’s right there D move your fat butt oh my God you guys have to go in there and you have to kill him you

Cannot leave until he’s dead okay be careful all right all right daddy we got to be careful okay I see him in down here Jeffy move it I’m I’m trying I’m trying up there oh look at all these Armor All Right daddy we got to s in his

Throat what are you doing in my house um um trying to kill you I’m just a silly little guy why are you in my house what’s happening um you didn’t pay your taxes what are you talking about there’s no taxes in Minecraft oh my my gosh

Jeffy wait he’s right right um well yeah but we can’t leave him alive yeah he’s dead daddy I killed him all right Daddy get hold on move back this is my armor I want all of it l okay Jeffy have fun with that been taking that armor Jeffy 64 diamonds oh my

Goodness what there’s so many Jeffy there’s a lot Tak golden apples mhm Mommy Mommy m shut up shut up you’re learning everyone we killed the guy mom yeah Mom great okay did you got all the stuff yeah I got all the golden apples I got you know I we stole that guy’s

Diamonds we stole his golden apples we stole his chainel armor stole his eyeballs and then we killed him yeah good all right we got this stuff what are we do now we did it perfect perfect you guys did so good a thank you dny don’t eat the G don’t eat the gapples

Don’t eat the gapples oh you want one dad oh thank you why do he got Drool on it okay you guys did such a good job now let’s do an even bigger and more exciting project like what more exciting project mhm we’re going to blow up an evil retirement home how retirement

Home hold up I like no it’s not an actual retirement home it’s a a front that’s f fake they just say it’s a retirement home yeah but it’s a bunch of older people who have lived here for so long and they’re trying to they’re trying to kill everybody in the town

They’re evil that is kind of hard to believe it’s really messed up that’s why we have to get rid of them sounds pretty yeah yeah it sounds pretty messed okay well take we you guys repaired so I’m going to give you guys both a stack of TNT Gren what does this

Do okay guys let’s go okay okay guys this is the evil retirement home right over there full of put your weapon away sorry I’m going to need you guys to go over there and blow it up no survivors my look he just an old man

Looking a pig oh hey sir don’t don’t pay attention to me I’m just don’t uh don’t pay attention to us don’t worry about it all right Dy let’s go ahead and just completely lit this place there we go perfect what did you what are you you

Doing what are you doing to my shop you can’t be doing this you can’t be this my re you looking hey stop eating me old man stop it stop it oh my gosh what are you doing come here stop this is my get out of the house get

Out wait what are you doing here I did the police H uhh sorry Ernesto please no oh Jey oh my good that old man is not oh my God he was just Brown into his SM ring all right guys we just did what you wanted now one they killed arnesto oh perfect

Awesome you guys did a great job thank you we just have one more person on our hit uh or just our list Oh I thought said Hit List was we but this should this should be really easy no it’s just the chief of police oh easy wait um um

Not like he’s he’s super corrupt yeah he’s he’s evil he Tri to stop what we’re doing this is a little hard too far he just got awarded like a Congressional Medal from the president like he’s not like the chief police isn’t a bad guy at

All D why didn’t we even sign up for these guys wait wait hold up hold up wait pause for a second wait Jeffy you remember we went to the grocery store the other day and he walked our Grandma your grandma all the way to the car and helped her bag your groceries and

Everything yeah and then went home with her no no no he he just puts on a front you have no idea who he really is come on we’ll show them our our secret room come on guys okay I guess we’re going to need the big guns for

This she’s really fishy Jeffy shut up I want to see their secret room oh shut up oh my godness God yo Jeffy look at this D um there’s literally a police officer’s head right here Jeffy shut up I’m getting diamond armor I don’t care well I’m getting nether armor idiot go ahead

Oh NE armor baby let go yep grab whatever you want undying neite armor nice um I kind of want this um stupid looking head can I take it I got a bazooka Jeffy oh oh my gosh no Dad I’m so sorry I’m so sorry Mom

Dude I wanted you just do it was it it was an accident I’m just going to go to the police station now okay are you kidding me do you know how long it’s taken us to get all of this stuff and you just destroy it like nothing listen

Lady it was an accident wait also I want I want one of I want one of these yeah let’s just actually take everything they have we don’t need them no we don’t need them anymore I don’t think I’m not dealing with them I don’t think we need you guys

Anymore Jeffy oh no D don’t worry Dy get out the door I’m going to throw my house oh my God Jeffy Jeffy we got to run come on come on he’s attacking me with a knife Jeffy I’m going to stab you in the face oh my God

If you look this place he told us not to go down I guess down no don’t go down oh oh oh God I went the wrong way all right here we go come on oh look oh nice coming I run run the mobs are here sh good thing we got all these

Weapons told you boys not to come down here D oh my God Jeffy got go they right there Jeffy wait for me let’s go a you guys couldn’t have just done your job done everything correct right you had to mess up Jeffy this guy’s pure evil I think

No he’s coming Jeffy over here up here up here up here swim in and out come on Jeffy I see the police station let’s go come on Daddy come on go to the police station oh no they’re here they’re here what do we do I don’t know they won’t go

To the they won’t Jeffy Jeffy come here they won’t go in the police guys won’t kill us here D you just blew up the police station Jeffy it was an accident I thought I thought I could I could shoot them with the Bazooka oh my goodness daddy you’re lost CA I cannot

We’re getting rushed oh we got to kill him daddy we got to kill him come on oh my God Jeffy their armor like impen no no come on they’re so Invincible Killer Woman after me she’s after me oh got je come on oh Jeffy I just shot

You come on come on come on come on come on you guys were useless you’re useless to us Tak this Golden Apple Jey come I don’t have any more ammo no I don’t in today’s video we can craft whatever sword we want Daddy what do you have in your inventory oh so

Bread loaves give me those right now and I also need some sticks and um do you have a wooden sword by any chance I don’t have a wooden sword Jeffy oh fun we’re going to have to go make one come on I’m going to go nap Jeffy I’m tired H

Daddy come back out I need your help Jeffy why are you destroying the villager’s house I’m just trying to craft some stuff idiot okay so let me go here I didn’t try to C up a d ID shut up daddy you’re a loser and nobody likes you big fatball loser okay

Come over here so we’re going to place down the crafting table then we’re going to make some sticks and then I’m going to make umy I have plenty of sticks daddy oh why didn’t you just say that okay I’m going to put this crafting table on the bottom and the sword on top

And then I get a knowledge book and a sword crafter look boom a sword crafter what a and daddy watch this if I go in here and craft I’m going to put these two breads at the top and boom I’ve got a bread sword no way let me

Try take that Daddy stupid idiot stop hitting me with a bread loaf no I don’t want to oh gosh Jeffy Jeffy you just killed me with a bread sword you can you can eat your sword eat it yeah you’re fat dadd we have to beat the okay what oh my

God oh my gosh I ate the sword jebie okay so uh craft another one cuz we have to beat the entire game and we better craft the coolest sword in the entire game by the time we get to the end because um if not we’re dead Jeffy took

All my sticks Dy you can’t craft think you’re an idiot no no no please save me you’re dead to me Jeffy I’m not no I no of course no no Daddy don’t do that don’t kill me daddy look at the cave oh my gosh Jeffy wait wait

Wait wait oh iron what are you kidding me Oh Daddy oh there’s a creeper what are we going to do wait wait wait wait wait Jeffy we need to upgrade our sword our bread swords this crappy bread swords AR going to do anything against a creeper Jeffy are you sure about that

Try it no you’re right and daddy here let’s get some dirt and then we’re going to upgrade to dirt swords Jeffy why do dirt swords look I have stone right here stone that Daddy that’s not that’s just a normal vanilla sword okay Daddy I’m going to craft a

Dirt sword are you ready boom I got a soil sword cool Jeffy man you sound real daddy look out it’s a zombie take that stupid zombie ah I just killed the zombie with my dirt sword you’re stupid def loser that no one loves loser that no one

Loves kill you right now Jey stop it Daddy we have to go mine oh Jeffy it’s not crafting a stone crafting a stone sword this is well maybe because it’s not a normal crafting table you idiot yeah maybe because you’re but you idiot imagine crafting a normal sword in a in

A in a modded video stupid loser I bet mine’s more powerful loser loser I won no that’s not fair though why is it not fair Jeffy how did I cheat you cheated you cheated I didn’t cheat Jeffy yes you did Dad we’ve been mining for years okay you don’t actually that’s a

Good idea I’m going to eat mine I’m going to eat my swords mm here we go M okay dadd jeie I lost my sword don’t worry Daddy we have we are going to make a cobweb sword now ew why would we do that what do you mean ew um well you

Know you take your sticks you stupid fatball loser and then you put your two cobwebs all right oh wait no just one second I’m a professional and boom whoa I got this my sword shut up Dy that’s my sword ow oh oh it’s making me oh it making me really slow oh my

Gosh hey I want one hold on let me have one daddy shut up oh my gosh why do you have to why you have to bully me so I don’t like you Jeffy you smell like poopy dookie fart I don’t smell like that Daddy I got my cobweb sword back

You know the one you stole good job Jeffy Jeffy catch up to me where are you I’m back here what are you doing oh creeper creeper W cre run daddy run I’m stuck I’m stck I’m stuck oh gosh okay come on Daddy Daddy look it’s a zombie oh oh

Gosh it’s a zombie Jeff kill it kill it oh thank God he’s dead man that was that was almost really really bad oh my gosh Dad we need to upgrade to the next sword come on what if I already have the next sword Jeffy you don’t have the next

Sword there’s no way shut up oh you have a bell sword a bell sword Jeffy yeah you like that Jeffy I just mined all that iron I have 22 pieces of raw iron now Jeffy Daddy give me the Bell sword right now I want it let me think no Daddy don’t kill

My you know what I’m going to make myself a bell sword real quick okay here we go let me do this okay Daddy said you I love this sword you want to know why why start annoying me this is amazing die die die die ow Daddy stop

Stop it stop stop it oh my gosh okay you know what I’m going to craft an apple sword there this better be a thing this better be a thing yes I got an apple sword can I try it no yeah but Daddy I have an apple sword and you don’t but

Jeffy I have a bell sword and you don’t but I don’t care I I can I have the Bell sword really then why’ you why’ you no okay anyways daddy we need to make some some armor you have you said you have iron no you literally said you found

Iron earlier Jeffy I don’t have iron daddy you literally you know what let’s kill his iron no’s guy Oh Daddy I’m daddy I’m so dead I’m going to kill him with my cweb sword don’t kill the Iron Golem he’s a nice guy look at him a why all right Jeffy let’s kill the

Iron Golems okay good no die die die get Daddy it’s not working he’s not dying these swords suck all right Jeffy I’m going to use my iron I’m going to make a good sword you just said you didn’t have iron daddy do you know where we are

No anyways daddy before I was really interrupted do you know where we arey where are we we are at a Pillager place so we have to go in there and kill them and daddy guess what I got two new swords three new swords a melon sword a

C pickle sword and a sword fish Oh Daddy we’re being robbed no Daddy we need to use our swords jie give me one of those swords and SE pickled get sea pickled no Oh Daddy and drop seam pickles is it really Jeffy okay there we go boom die all

Right uh there we go okay Daddy I got my melon sword ready and I guess you can have my Apple sword there there you go Jeffy thank you so much toally want the Apple sword yeah yeah yeah where are you Jeffy um I don’t know maybe the place

We’re trying to rob are you stupid I don’t know maybe my son has the IQ of a 5-year-old cuz he’s so dumb okay here we go Daddy it’s time to Rob this place oh my God are we really wa there’s a diamond there’s an ender pearl sword up here an anvil

Sword daddy there’s an sword oh my gosh it drops anvils on you oh it killed you that’s funny sweet oh it’s got oh we got armor too let’s go Daddy I have new swords and you don’t how do you feel about that shut up Jeffy where are all

The pillagers where are all of them oh there they are I’m going to test out my new ender pearl sword n no die Oh Daddy I need help I need help I keep teleporting where are you um oh no I’m by the I was by the warden Daddy I was by the warden

Daddy look you’re being attacked by villagers I’m helping you are you happy yeah yeah you should be happy you stupid idiot Daddy watch this I can teleport with a sword boom Oh Where are how do I get one of those swords um I don’t know you just

Have to find it or you have to get Inner pearls and you just have to find It can’t get me loser loser loser just got I literally just got you Jeffy daddy let’s go fight the warden okay we’re going to die daddy we have to be very quiet he’s lurking around here Daddy we’re going to fight the warden e oh

My shut up shut up oh my God you shut up if you didn’t know the warden literally hears everything you say so you have to be really quiet okay you have to be super super sneaky super super quiet definitely don’t do this don’t do don’t do that don’t make L

You are an idiot Daddy come on we need to find him I don’t know where he is Jeffy we got to find him then well it’s not really like uh we find him it’s more like he finds us what does that mean is that bad uh no no it’s perfect don’t

Worry about it Daddy there’s somewhere in this Fortress right Jeffy where where where are you I don’t know where you are Jeffy what is this where he is dy my V’s gone black same Jeffy um daddy we’re about to fight the warden I’ve got my I

Got my Anvil sword Jeffy this is scary I don’t like this oh no oh Jeffy what is that he’s here oh my gosh um be careful cuz he can kill you and literally like he looks like you he’s oh gosh he can kill you like one

Hit with no armor he can kill you in two hits with full Enchanted netherite armor okay we have to be we have to be very careful I don’t think he’s going to jump down here though so oh gosh Daddy no die no I’m hitting him with daddy kill me

Daddy we’re back and we have to kill him okay Jeffy how are we going to do that um I don’t know it’s up to you though take my Anvil sword take it and just Spam it to him Jeffy I don’t where are you I’m I’m right in front of you daddy

Oh he’s here Daddy give me the sword Jeffy it’s in your inventory daddy we have to make the coolest sword ever Jeffy I already got it you already got it what what is that where this guy at Dy what is that oh my gosh it’s a TNT sword Jeffy a

TNT sword where did you get that oh my God I just crafted a Jeffy chasing me oh gosh he uses sound echolocation come on dad you got this you’ve got want this come on I got to eat a golden apple Jeffy oh man I need some golden apples

Drop some give me give me give me give me oh gosh it’s coming oh jeez oh god daddy daddy oh gosh I think this is harder than beating the Ender Dragon oh jeez oh my gosh Jeffy I fell I fell underground I don’t know where you are d i

No it t me oh I don’t even know where I am oh no I need to oh D come on you’ve got this kill him ow Jeffy almost got me come on you I got run I got to run I got more I got to eat more golden apples Jeffy oh no

Help oh God I’m so dead Dy get me location oh gosh I’m so dead Daddy I’m so dead oh jeez I need your help right now Jeffy I’m almost there I just saw the warden oh gosh yeah kill him kill him daddy send off the TNT get some

Flint and steel I don’t know oh jeez oh Dy you killed him Jeffy did you see that Dy you killed the warning let’s go it took you long enough to get back here you only had the most uh I don’t know the most powerful sword in the

Entire game are you sure jeez I’m prettyou how much heal did that take down um like three hearts oh no D he just comes back he’s back D run Daddy Daddy what Jeffy guess what I have a sword that allows us to see the stronghold really did you just get that

Jeffy yeah all we got to do is find a mob and um kill it oh that’s easy let’s go ah Jeffy I just got hit by a skeleton no stronghold distance 30 wait daddy um oh my gosh wait it oh look that’s convenient it’s right here oh look at

That Daddy so apparently um the Ender Dragon’s really tough uh so we’re going to need some pretty crazy swords for this one well we already killed some wither skeletons look I have a wither skeleton sword what well that’s crazy cuz I have the best swords in the entire

Game an end Crystal Sword and a beacon sword I I have the Anvil sword boom oh what did that do Daddy I got hit by the beacon sword DD what did the bacon sword do what did that do what that do what did that do what that do what that do

Huh that do that that do that do okay Daddy come on let’s go find it Jeffy there’s another mob here wait look ah whatever I think I found it come on not the warden no not again um okay it should be somewhere around here over here I I smell the stronghold you

Smell the stronghold Jeffy I smell the potion wait Daddy it’s got all the it’s it’s got all but one do you know how rare that is you know how rare that is oh that’s convenient what is Jeffy where’d You Go Daddy I accidentally jumped I was uh I

Didn’t mean to jump in the portal but I’m in the portal no oh hey Daddy Daddy come on we have then kill it Jeffy wait wait wait wait wait Jeffy take some golden apples come here oh thank you that’s nice of you hold on MM okay D daddy that’s the wor that’s

The last thing you ever want to do oh my gosh ow oh okay we have to go up there and destroy the end crystals I’m not really sure how to do that but um you know we’ll do it how we going to do that Jeffy Daddy I don’t know you go do it

While I fight off the Endermen Dy come on I’m killing off all these end no are you did you almost have it no Jeffy I don’t have it yet why Jeffy I don’t know how to do this I oh ow ow ow ow oh are you okay you you Jeffy look at

Me what where are you on top of one of the tower there you are you destroyed a g boy you’re a g boy mhm Jeffy where are you daddy I’m down here at I’m at the last one I think you’re at the last one thank goodness it’s been long enough I’m

About to destroy Jeffy look at this yeah good boy good boy good I’m going to I’m going toat eat a golden apple before I jump down good dog you’re still going to die golden yep you’re dead um I’m over here killing a ton of these Endermen Danny come on can you I’m

Killing as many Endermen as I can okay oh we need to kill a dragon okay here it is here it is oh my gosh daddy almost died d dny come on we got to do this come on we got to kill him come on you got to

Be kidding me Jeffy is not that hard just don’t suck okay um well maybe you shouldn’t suck you stupid fat bald ID fat bald person daddy I think he’s coming back down I think he’s coming back down thank God this guy’s taking forever to kill Jeffy you got to be kidding me daddy

He’s almost down he’s almost dead we got this we just need him to come down one more time oh he’s coming Daddy he’s here we got to do it we got to do it come on come on oh oh it’s black wait what happen Dy wait it’s The End Credits we

Killed it we beat the game what let’s go Daddy I want some cake Jeffy we’re not getting you cake we’re going to buy some uh green beans here or something like that I don’t know and no no this is a kingstore Indian Jeffy yeah well I’m sure they have green beans here excuse

Meer hello welcome to my bakery my my son’s really hungry can you can you make him some excuse me um oh my God Jeff you’re steal Jeffy you can’t steal run we got Jeff why why no no no woman don’t do that don’t do that don’t do it stupid C

Stupid sock stupid sock I’m going to drown your cat no please socks run run socks that’s not okay get out get out the P are on their way okay I’m going what’s going on here what’s going on here help me help me please you two are under arrest you’re

Under arrest for stealing C you’re under arrest for accomplished to a crime no no no I’m not as acces try to stop them from leaving no please get them both out of here they’re both stealing you’re both arrested don’t kill my cat why you’re under a w oh go where

Am where are we what um wait no D are we in prison yeah Jeffy I think we’re in prison oh you’ve got to be kidding me um I know what to do Jeffy daddy wait do you have a roommate over there yeah I w’t shut up stop talking but Jeffy the

The nice thing is I got a double bed well I got mine on to myself loser well well well if it isn’t the two Bakery thiefs well you I didn’t steal anything you boys cause quite the commotion over there what it’s all big misunderstanding my my my son

Belongs in here but like me I didn’t do anything I tried to stop him I said no listen you were accompl listen listen listen listen I’ve heard this story a thousand times thousand and one times now I’m not going to make it in here D you better you better you better shut up

Shut up Jeffy you’re the reason I’m in this mess I hate you well you’re the one who stole that K loser well you boys better enjoy being here because you’re never getting out this is the most highly secur in the entire world kill you was that a threat yeah it’s a threat that’s

10 more years on your sentence I just killed him I just killed him I just killed the Villager that’s also 10 more years on your sentence no daddy why AR you killing a Viller you idiot I can’t do it in here Jeffy I can’t do it in

Here don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time well I still got my Kake loser well hope you boys enjoy your stay I’m sure I’ll be seeing a lot more of you later boys my Jeffy that guy was cringe how do we get out of here I don’t know Daddy would

Tear up your bed there’s got to be something in here is there anything I can’t break the bars they’re so powerful oh my gosh what about in the pooper a pooper um ew it smells so bad what Daddy open up your carpet there’s nothing here Jeffy oh well you’re screwed

No mhm you’re done buddy wait what’s underneath your carpet Jeffy there’s a hole in my carpet and go see the SE there’s not a hole in my carpet loser figure it out idiot here I go oh what is this oh is this a chest level one key card

Inside this chest oh my goodness um how do I get out of here now it looks like this wall is pretty no way I can just get out of here oh look oh what doing Daddy D I got out yeah I know Jeffy cuz there’s a all of your carpet and you’re

Not going to let me out now no I have a key card I’ll let you out daddy here you go here’s a key card there you go take it w I’m free all right Jeffy come on let’s go I need you can you have the key card no oh okay yep oh Jeffy

What Jeffy what is wrong with you it’s the thing e kill it kill it you can’t kill me d no Daddy please kill me kill me no Jeffy Jeffy I’m going I’m leaving this place I’m going to drown myself yes please just die already God let me hold

On let me in here hold on please let me in what’s wrong you guys are you guys hungry no I’m not hungry are hideous you’re Jesus you’re so disgusting me I can’t today’s my lucky day I I I just I can’t believe my best friends are here

In prison with me did you just get a job here no I live here oh that explains a lot they let me cook all the food and I’m really excited I can cook anything you guys want do you get your nose hairs in it and your nose slop and your

Sometimes but nobody seems to mind you squeezing out like a wet sock Jeffy shut up all this is disgusting stop oh wait listen Lun lady we’re trying to get out of here my friends to do an adventure with me no not with you well I’m not

Invited no well I’m not going to help you then okay you’re invited you’re invited I’m invited yeah you’re invited if you help get out okay I hope you guys get out invited she’s not invited okay guys so this is what I know from being here for so long there’s something up

With the levers if you catch myp LS yeah thank you got okay um nice uh where’s the other lover where’s the you got to check all the other rooms guys oh we got to go daddy oh my God yeah you get that side all right we pulled that we P I got the

Level two key card daddy you’re useless you’re OB die the Lev two key card cuz you’re an idiot way to go cheffy God stop just get away from me God D I can help you guys I was actually born here wait wait wait wait wait uh lunch lady

That villager need right in the back back in the furthest part of the room that needs your help yeah um please if you go help him you can come with us Randy well yeah but the thing is I don’t want to leave my best friends go help

Him you slimy octopus okay I’ll I’ll go see what want go jeez no Jeffy don’t worry I can buy the door we got it fine put the butt here oh guys you accidentally in here guys that’s crazy crazy open open got me that little Jeffy no she’s coming Daddy open

The this is the first time I’ve had friends I love playing pranks on each other kill oh um um it U there’s something out there that I forgot it’s my CH cake can you go grab it I don’t see any chocolate cake oh guys nice all right cool Jeffy just

Just give up just give up all right come here shut up just come in here look there’s there’s a bunch of numbers in here Jeffy you think they have the anything I’m going to take them I’m take all numb bunch of numbers well I got the

Last one no one cares Jeffy all right drop it to me Jeffy give me the numbers come on no drop it all right you know what fine you can deal with I’ll give you the numbers go yeah thanks loser guys you you still took one idiot Daddy

What do we use these codes for know Jeffy I don’t know let’s just come on just follow me oh I got you Jeffy come on let’s go no all right Jeffy I think we’re just stuck with a squid thing okay whoa why Jeffy look no D you going in there oh my

God he’s kind of scary oh God he’s loose no no how are we going to kill him no he’s oh what this oh you freed me oh go my that’s real good is he Australian why is he Australian all right wait sir can you go back in there real quick Australian

Prison go back in there real quick no no way mate not this is my other best friend really oh yeah me and me and Shay go way back yeah he has to join us on our mission guys no I don’t think me him know this prison inside out wait Jeffy

Hold up hold up hold up he’s a prisoner have you ever broken out a prison before o uh not this one no but every other one he has oh oh so it was just a simple yes or no question I didn’t need that boring

Hold on hold on hold on hold on um just give me a second can you can you just go mag for a second wait can you guys give us you guys need to give us a second how do we get out of prison can you help us

Break us out shut up wait I have I have a a chest in here it move I got a chest in there it needs a passcode but there’s something good in inside I know it I know pass wait wait wait wait Jeffy Jeffy you have all those stuff in the

Passcode oh yeah oh wait you have one too though Jeffy I don’t have any pass codes yes you okay whatever I’m going to try 7284 7 oh no Jeffy oh it didn’t work you have to do math this isn’t good 14 59459 what about uh 1 1920 1 192 0 I did

It it wait what’s inside there what’s inside the level three key card hey stop um wait let me out let me out also I found this kind word e e yeah smells I’ll take it I’ll take it if no one wants it no no you don’t can I please

Have it no okay I already have one of you anyways e you have a statue of me what do you even need that for okay Jeffy come on let’s go sorry all right let’s go just shut off you stupid B all right guys come on come on um Jeffy the

Level three key card let’s already for out here the the wooden’s going to come around oh no no okay we got to go we got to go we got to go open open go go go go go yeah good we’re going downstairs let’s go the outside of the prison oh we got it

Yeah yes this is this is just the yard Jeffy this isn’t oh yeah no I go out here to play basketball every once in a while oh man you’re going to be waiting to get out a Jeffy what I don’t like you I don’t like you either Jeffy Denny you should

Look behind you guys guys I need your help oh my God thing thing don’t wait guys I’m going to die I love you guys take friendship oh my God God what a loser man thank God Jey we got to run come on die all right daddy um we

Got to go we got to go where’s that prisoner guy oh I’m right here I’m right here right behind you oh man um what do we do I think in here in here it’s safe in here come here safe in there okay Oh Daddy come on

Jeffy come on you got this oh man I think we’re safe what in this I Jeffy I don’t know so another note um number 23 it says oh it might be half of a combination half of a combination oh yeah you’re right cuz there’s all the other ones have four letters and this

One only has two maybe there’s another piece of it we got to go find it come on it’s got to be around here somewhere someone wouldn’t just leave half a Coe around without the other half somewhere nearby Jeffy what if the zombies kill one of us some being a little I don’t

Know zomb scary C loser Jeffy we got to follow the prisoner maybe he’ll know what to do next oh miss back here pris where where are we going wait what’s this right here oh okay then oh another why would you give me the Go Daddy give me a what

Did you say Daddy Jeffy it doesn’t matter just come on we got to follow the prisoner where do we go prisoner wait over here over here I’ve scoped this place out before I saw this yeah nice no no he did in there beat it beat it oh man okay Danny we got to

Figure out what numbers come first okay my number is 23 what number goes first 57 no I said 23 my number is 57 Jeffy so you put in 27 you put in 2357 2357 it worked oh oh my God Jeffy car let’s get out of here no way oh man let’s

Go d come on come on come on we go go we go go come on come on oh my God my D I go oh wait I don’t have to key I don’t have key go go go go go hold the off boys go the no he just died he sacrificed some for

Us Jeffy oh my goodness man Dy I’m tired Daddy look the level five access key card has an Armory oh my God Jeffy what oh we really need that oh my goodness how do we get in here I want I want some armor Jeffy we probably got to go in here oh there’s

Going to be something around here oh no h let’s go check around wait daddy if any place has that key card it’s got to be the warden’s office Jeff how are we going to get to the warden’s office oh um I mean you know hopefully he’s not

Creeping about yeah what if he catches us we can get life in prison well we already had basically life in prison well you were going to die anyways in prison no Jeffy I wasn’t it was 10 years it wasn’t that long yeah you’re going to

Die in like two so wait Jeffy we’re back where we started H where’s the warden’s office Daddy come here Jeffy what you need the level four keing card a oh I got that nice all right here we go oh I think this is the

No way all right wait oh man oh it is got to be careful Jeffy where is anything in here Daddy check around for anything I missed the get out of his chair fancy okay Daddy get out wait wait wait what’s this lever do what lever

No wa wait wait wait wait my God what is this D take it put it back oh no we to mess with any of this Jeffy what is is this stuff oh oh no um but all the candles why is our heads here in your mom’s

Head oh no this is like a shrine for like I don’t know what wait this is oh there’s a key card yes we got the last key card Jeffy okay Daddy we got to go um I don’t like this let’s close this back up yeah Jeffy let’s close the back

Up so he doesn’t notice all right come on all right let’s try and get out of here Jeffy come on Jeffy follow me you got to go back to the Armory come on dadd I kind of just want to stay here actually it’s get pretty have fun in

Prison bye oh I was just kidding I was just kidding daddy the Armory oh gosh where is it where is it um I think it was downst um oh no it’s back here oh my goodness oh it’s down here is it mhm mhm look Jeffy I don’t see the Armory um

It’s right here look yeah open it up go open it up Jeffy what’s the coolest looking armor H I’m going to take the golden armor of course yep M perfect and I don’t know what armor I should have uh get like I don’t know the this uh iron armor no get

The pumpkin armor Daddy That’ll protect you I’m getting this Echo Shard stuff Jeffy it looks sick oh sure daddy sure mhm all right come on daddy oh wait I don’t have a sword I’m stupid um all right there we go perfect I have a frozen sword I’ve got a my God whatever

This sword is frozen sword’s pretty long daddy we got to get out of here somewhere over the rainbow D we need a level five key card to leave over here you do you got it yeah let’s go oh Jeffy no cake what’s here we go with your long

Stupid Hey Oh no I told you no one escapes from my prison well we just did so um Jeffy we didn’t oh no didn’t oh my God Jeffy it’s not good oh let me my my cake I stole from the from the BFF you’re your afid daddy shut up Daddy come

On Jeffy Jeffy get him away from me you God this daddy don’t worry oh my God oh my God no please stay away come here Jeffy no please I’m almost dead please leave me alone Jeffy come on I’m poisoned let’s go D let’s go freom Al in today’s video we’re going to be

Adopting kids and starting a family no I want the boy Jeffy I want the boy come here Jeffy okay wait no I want the girl oh who’s a good boy you’re going to be like the sun I never had wait what I want both of them you

Both yeah that’s right both of them I’m scared get over it’s okay don’t go no don’t worry don’t worry okay Jeffy scary dad you’re ugly what the heck are you kidding mey hey don’t hit my kid abuse abuse no mommy you know what Daddy I never like

You anyways I bet you 10 million diamonds and I’m a better par than you say 10 million diamonds yeah me and my new son here are going to beat you Jeffy how about that what new son what son are you talking about that’s right that’s right yeah losers we’re getting build the we’re

Getting build the best house ever okay and if we don’t I’m going to give you back home for adoption no no Jeffy that is not nice hey come on Daddy little girl I’m scared of heights why we’re only 10 million feet in the air and then that cow just got murdered that

Chicken’s still falling am I a good parent yet I I don’t know maybe make this bigger okay here you go all right there you go boom boom boom you you Kidd me oh my God oh my gosh he just murdered his child he does smell bad he smells

Like gravy and tomato soup he smells like potatoes and pickles and disgustingness right yeah he does aren’t I the better parent already all right son I mean new favorite son here’s a shovel you can dig the dirt faster whenever the dirt blocks appear oh oh there you go okay you can

Dig your own grave with that well real women don’t need a shovel they use your bare hands oh my mommy’s teaching me important life lessons yeah Mommy I’m not a Jeffy you’re a girl oh you’re kid you’re a girl Jeffy a loser I’m a manly man I’m hungry well you’re hungry oh

You’re hungry I’m hungry oh here you go little guy you want some watermelon do you have any I do here’s some watermelon oh thank you Mommy yeah okay oh we just going to keep breaking this and I’m going to build you the coolest house oh wow you’re really going to make

Him do a manual labor isn’t that so rude girl I’m teaching him to be a man something I failed at with you Jeffy well Daddy you didn’t teach me anything you just sat on the couch all day snoring and just not you know no Jeffy you didn’t learn anything there’s a

Difference I I didn’t learn anything because you didn’t do anything mhm exactly I mean I don’t like how this corpse talks to you corpse jeez okay little girl okay wow oh wow okay I’m already training you really well nice oh my gosh Mr Piggy daddy you can’t just murder your child hey

Jeff exactly what are you going to do about it steal it steal it steal it stay away from my stuff Dad they Ste CRA table I got the crafting table son here take this sword defend our honor no no mother hey little guy gosh what you guys literally have nothing you guys have

Four blocks there’s nothing there well that’s so that’s so bad too busy mining Jeffy shut up shut up gosh you’re so you’re such an L father mhm get off of my land get get off of my land gosh what is his problem girl wow I hate that guy I know

He’s literally the most annoying thing that ever happened to society oh sh shut up Jeffy get off your own land get off your own land Jeffy bye Grandpa Grandpa you just call me Grandpa no I knocked over grandpa off the edge oh nice good job brother are you okay get off of my

Land you no no my brother pleas don’t hit mommy oh that’s your brother yeah uhoh uh-oh my bad it’s okay Mom he didn’t know sheep kind of looks like Jeffy killed it all right let go all right come on little girl we got to build you a nice pretty princess house Princess

House princess house and as a parent hey little girl you got to make sure you don’t say any bad words you got to make sure you have very good manners okay I will Mommy thank you mommy’s so ugly um did you call me ugly yeah mommy mommy’s

Ugly look a pumpkin mommy pumpkin hey little guy little boy little boy get off my get off my property yeah get off my property little boy you smell bad mom you’re having a play dat get off my property get get off my property get rule number two don’t trespass on other

People’s land okay I’ll especially in America okay there we go and um are you going to build something yet where’s the kitchen I’m not allowed to be in a kitchen I don’t know how to use knives and stuff yet but well I’ll teach you I’ll teach you how to juggle knives I’ll

Teach you all that stuff wo cool oh brother I bet your dad won’t show you to juggle knives yeah he doesn’t even know how to juggle knives hey son son come here hey I got a new tool for us there’s a stone sword he just gave he kill the idiot

Die hey what the heyy hey don’t hit my son piece of so now that that’s taken care of let’s keep it digging let’s keep digging gosh your guys you guys buil a door for us so we can come over whatever we want no hey Jeffy I got some dirt here some

Dirt Jeffy you want some dirt Jeffy you dirt no no Jeffy Jeffy your ears all the dirt all the dirt you can ever ask for Jeffy yeah Jeffy all the dirt all the dirt you could ever ask for wow all right anyways gosh thanks Daddy I appreciate that make sure you say thank

You to your grandpa girl oh thank you for the dirt Grandpa you’re welcome to granddaughter girl come here there’s a chest with apples in it yummy I love love apples and tomato seeds maybe we can plant some stuff yeah let’s plant stuff and there’s like axes and pickaxes

And all that fun stuff I’ve never seen tomato seeds before really really that’s kind of sad but all right um but any sorry Mommy um what is this little boy doing over here no he’s teaching him out to watch TV and sleep Daddy brother look at your

Child oh oh what a good son oh a boy so quiet right now un like some horrible children Grandpa scares me my my child is not horrible my child is the best mommy I love that you always say nice stuff about me it makes me really happy

Yeah but hey hey hey little girl come here come here I’m not your mommy I’m your father mhm you smell like blueberries Mommy I love you I love you too I don’t feel any EMP butty actually that was a lie I’m starving you’re hungry yeah oh here you go buddy

That’s oh oh my God God a little Predator hey son do you still have that that stone sword I gave you anytime you’re hungry you can go over to their camp and hunt your own food what the heck what the heck oh my God son son get up here son son get off

Of my walls shut up Jeffy look at look how much better their building is than ours do you want me to show this stone stone sword through your heart excuse me excuse me scary do you want to come over here don’t step in there don’t step in

Here Daddy don’t step in here I dare I dare you I dare you step I got some more meat for you come on buddy bye brother I miss you all right right take it eat it now build me a castle build you a castle you’re just using him daddy seriously go on girl

Come on I don’t see you feeding meat gosh so Daddy you’re such a loser all right perfect this place look already amazing oh thank you Mommy oh no no no mommy no I’m not your mommy building the roof I’m building the roof I love my mommy and I’m building the roof yeah that’s

Right daddy ask your son if he loves you son do you love me you stink yeah exactly you sunk daddy you’re useless hey granddaughter do you love do you love Jeffy I love Jeffy why do you love Jeffy Jeffy is so sweet to me he gave me

A home and he tells me how appreciative he is with me I love Jeffy dad hits me D yeah that’s right daddy you got to learn how to parent see I’m already better than I’m already a better parent than you fatball loser well look how nice

Nothing about it this looks so good I love it I should make it an upstairs yeah you should you know this is really good I’m proud of you oh thank you oh brother my mommy loves me so much I’m not your mommy I’m not your mommy I’m

Your father I’m your father well anyways guys I’m just going to keep going on to my you know BL breaking this block over and over again for the rest of Eternity okay wait way to go Mommy okay um daughter can I ask you something yeah D

Mommy why do you call me Mommy cuz you remind me of a mommy you’re very sweet so you’re telling me that daddies are really rude well from what I’ve seen with Marvin I think so you’ll be right I guess I’m a mommy I guess mommy yep

Who’s in our build who is that I’m scared for brother who is that H I can see you’re not I can hide I can see you behind the wall nothing I don’t want nothing I want you to stop looking at me yeah I want you to stop is that clear

Yeah exactly that’s right mhm what are you going to do about it nothing there’s literally nothing you can do yep all right anyways hey little girl okay let me go back downstairs and just keep breaking this block all right man this is great what’s happening

To Daddy I don’t know it’s like I don’t know he’s kind of I think he’s having heart attacks over and over again it’s kind of weird Grandpa that stress isn’t good for you yeah Grandpa gosh you got to stop stressing out so much Stop stressing yeah let’s make some windows yeah let’s make some windows we’re going to have the best looking windows in all of Windows I love it hey bro hey um can uh guys can we come check out your build wao this TV is awesome yeah I’m going go check out the build

Yeah sleepover sleepover wao sleepover hey guys can I sleep over yeah Mom you can sleep over with us no Jeff you’re grounded you can’t ground me Danny you can’t ground me yeah you’re grounded Jeffy you Jeff meff D you can’t you can’t hey Jeffy guess what what

Grounded no whatever Daddy I’m guess I’m going back to my stupid all your son does is just sit on the couch all day how you feel about that huh I love him you love him he’s lazy he’s lazy and he’s going to grow up to be fat exactly

No words you got no words don’t say that about Marvin Jor he’s going to grow up to be 9900 lb morbidly obese and just disgusting shut up exctly like you Daddy yeah hey come in here you don’t like that do you you don’t like that

Jeffy I take it back I take it back Jeffy I take it back yeah you take it back Jeffy you take it back doners protect me oh what’s happening and um my daddy was trying to murder me you to murder him why didn’t you start decorating our real house over here real

House real house Daddy this is not a real house this is just a block of nothing ding me to a prison for you um daughter we got to finish the we got to finish the ceiling I’m coming I’m coming all right there we goom bom SK all right perfect do you like my blocks Don I love it pretty colors yeah yeah I know they are they’re the M color in the world best colors in the whole wide world mommy Jeffy sounds like you’re a girl I’m not a girl oh Jeffy little

Girl girl Jeffy little girl Jeffy a girl all right okay yeah I don’t so what so what I’m a girl what are you going to do about it yeah I’m a girl what’s a problem e oh so I’m a girl when we so I’m not a girl when it’s like a girl’s

Only sleepover but I am a girl when it’s not wow jeffy’s a girl jeffina your name’s a girl there’s nothing wrong with that stop brother yeah exactly yeah you better stop talking like that come on before I come over there before I come over there you

Better stop you smell bad you smell bad no he doesn’t no smell blueberri daddy my daddy smells worse smells like ashes and baby powder yeah then baby powder smells like baby powder yeah don’t call me smelly ever again or I’m going to come over there got yellow glass wao

This is the best looking glass ever thank you Mommy I’m not your mommy I like breaking glass by the way so it’s really tasty it tastes like it tastes like gummy bear I’m going to eat some yeah yeah eat glass my tongue my tongue’s bleeding people in the comments

Do not eat glass I’m telling you right now do not eat glass yeah yeah yeah okay guys how’s your going build going pretty good I’m tired you’re tired what are you tired for he makes me work so much yeah he makes you do all the work doesn’t he

Yeah aren’t you sick of him get the work sorry son I didn’t mean to break your break your chair take take a nap buddy I love you I treat you so much better than Jeffy oh you want some watermelon here you go oh oh you some more watermelon

You’re so hungry maybe lat made watermelon I know I know what you want hey hey buddy come here you want some chocolate cake o oh my gosh so hungry and if you build a next floor I’ll give make you another chocolate cake H buddy e hate you Daddy I hate you oh

Jeffy oh you hate me deff I hate you I hate you every Day girl he was feeding his son watermelons and chocolate cake he never let me eat chocolate cake Jeffy I hope you know that’s a really toxic way to parent mhm he’s not he’s teaching brother everything wrong rewarding by doing work isn’t good hi Mommy hey what you doing you doing anything tonight

Yeah Mommy I I got something for you what are you doing here I got you some cake come here thank you so much see mommy you don’t have to give the people you love things because they do something for you oh you’re so nice here you go Mommy here’s another

One the Beast is locked in with you now go for his ankles he dead he died really quickly forever and he’s never coming back Daddy I like that what the heck he’s back and he’s dead all right so here little girl this is what we call

The kitchen and basically all you do for the rest of your life is stand right here and make me sandwiches that’s not going to work hey son oh my God Son what did you do I killed him good job Jeffy wait Jeffy look at us look at

Us son all I have one more Mission here’s one piece of that and then here’s that fire fire he like fire you you wouldn’t you wouldn’t I you wouldn’t I would you wouldn’t do it yes yes he would more that Tak so much damage an astronomical amount of damage loser

Loser loser little kid you’re banned from my house you understand you smell anyways and you’re stinky mommy I’m scared son hey hey why did I just catch you helping the enemy base out huh no no no I didn’t I didn’t all right and perfect awesome all right all right uh

There we go uh everything’s good and there no Daddy what is your problem Jeffy how are we supposed to hang out Jeffy I don’t want to hang out with you you’re ugly and fat Jeffy you’re ugly and fat and an arsonist Jeffy come on all right then

Guess what I’m just going to have to break your TV there you go hey TV Jesse if you break my TV I’ll blow your whole house up oh my gosh Daddy it’s just a TV daddy it is a TV it is a TV daddy put it

Back a TV it’s a TV put it back Dey come into my house I dare you come to my house do it do it do it yeah that’s right Don yes Mommy Don huh little girl he what you doing um I’ll be right back okay I’ll be right back okay I love love

You m bye hey Daddy all right son son come here Jeffy I don’t have son come here hey buddy buddy hey this is war Jeffy this is ball loser you like that Daddy son come here son come here I got chocolate cake for you boy you want a piece of chocolate

Cake huh yeah yeah oh yeah oh you’re going to give TNT to a oh really oh really he’s not going to do nothing daddy he’s not going to do anything well guess what this s just became a man Jeffy Go destroy put so into this it no who do you think you

Are what have you done why would you do this daddy why would you do my you want to see how a good boy gets rewarded huh oh yeah see Jeffy Jeffy look oh since you were such a good boy chocolate cake you want some chocolate cake huh

Jeffy I hate you daddy we’re never talking again all right son claim this bottom portion as our own replace the car red carpet we’re never talking again we’re never talking wa look at this cute little bed what happened to the stairs oh oh I blocked them off because my

Daddy’s downstairs I don’t like do hey what are you doing what are you doing to my corpet no what are you doing no Jeffy what the that’s right get rid of this disgusting carpet ow ow yeah get out of here get out of here hey don’t hit the son I love

I’ll get you Jeffy mommy I’m almost done you’re almost done it looks amazing you’re a great decorator thank you Mommy I’m course I think you’re a great parent oh thank you oh boy hey boy do you like your father brother brother he’s actually gone FAL hey hey hey hey you forgot how to

Dog him Mommy why don’t you try hugging him you know what I’m sorry I going give you a big old hug big old hug there we go brother what are you okay yeah I think I was just having a really big sugar high oh Jeffy

Marin’s a bad parent we have to stop him son son I’ve got something for you come up here come up here son oh you’re going to love it brother don’t go no oh my gosh what is this for son you’re going to need these ladders no okay stop to

The things okay what I’m not making him do anything I have a surprise for you at the top okay I guess I’m coming up too um no Jeffy it’s not your surprise it’s only his TI too much sugar isn’t good oh my God eat it no Jeffy it’s not yours it’s not yours

Jeffy don’t eat it no hey get off the cake girl I’m trying to help my brother boy come down here I’ll save you I’ll save you boy boy all right son you want more cake you want more cake son no no I son boy more cake more cake come here come

Here it’s okay it’s okay it’s okay oh come here you need a hug you need a hug there you go and get all hug and don’t okay don’t where am I you hey take this take this take this take this take this take this please take this take all of that

Right just trust me trust me just take all of that all right okay all right now go go to your daddy go to your daddy and just do it do you you know what needs to be done you know what needs to be done

Yes yes yes yes do it do it do it hurry up yeah let’s go Marvin you oh my Fortress you stupid loser I win I’m the better parent you don’t win you don’t win no this house is made out of wood I wait all on fire Jeffy oh you like

There daddy Jeffy what do you want what chocolate cake D what you and my chocolate cake I hate you I hate you I hate you I’m breaking your stupid table do not break that you sh no you just broke the table what is wrong with you yeah and I got my

C and J coming with me Jeffy just stop it go go back to your room go back to my room daddy that’s not very nice I want to go back shut up Daddy canot come out I’m watching my TV no daddy oh he uh put the wall there H that interesting CPS

Someone help me hey anybody oh hey Jeffy oh hey boy can you get me out of here or something uh yeah sure sure yeah oh that’s some cool TNT looking stuff oh wait that’s going to kill me oh my gosh what was that what just happened johy you just got pranked

Loser JY what did you just do Daddy I need know leave never come back I hate you got my cow in the jar see you later stupid dad making me can’t BL stup my house can’t do anything can’t do nothing with my M Jeffy no no no I didn’t have

To I don’t want to talk to you get away Los you smell like ashes no one likes youy I’m trying to be nice to you choling g no I’m not I’m not giving it to you Jeffy what the world then why didn’t you get chocolate G in the first

Point so excited to see you you know I’m always nice to you and you’re always so mean to me I don’t even know why why I put up with you well maybe maybe I just want to be me too maybe I just like my calendar jar more than I like you I mean

Please please I’m not going to be your fan girl anymore I hate you Jeffy you playing girl oh hey bully hey wait what do you want do you have a girlfriend uh no now you do come on see you loser I stole your girl I Hate Everything a heartbreak feels like I

Didn’t know I had the feelings I hate my life guys daddy mommy daddy Jeff e get away je Jeffy where were you all day Marvin he’s crying You stop it I L my f stay away from my c jar my fan girl teating on me your fan girl what is he I don’t know what he’s talking she do mean with this stank bul Jeffy I don’t think anyone cares right now daddy why are you always

So mean to me Marvin he needs his father he’s really upset he needs his father he needs to be caved in what you just thre to smash my skull in oh my gosh Jeffy is there anything we can do to help you yes Daddy can you be my girlfriend a

Marvin Daddy what what just give me a little smooch oh gosh oh Marvin in my kitchen just give me a little SM think about your action he’s repulsive E look at him guys please I just need attention my C in the jar doesn’t talk to

Me Marvin he’s so upset babe we have to we have to cheer him up Jeffy yeah what’s going to cheer you up Jeffy why don’t we go to the zoo don’t do I want to go to the zoo is there going to be more women in there um yeah more fan

Girls yeah maybe maybe we could we can find you somebody really yeah come on Jeffy yeah ready let’s go come on Jeffy leave your counter jar at the home Jeffy leave it at home I didn’t I’m taking my oh my gosh is that a velociraptor look we’re already here

Come on oh no it’s just daddy sorry oh we’re here W come on guys do you oh my gosh wow Jeffy why do you why you pet you guys want some cow in the jars what guys hey I’m just snap his neck Jeff stop it what what bad what wrong no don’t hit

Them Jeffy did I do bad Jeffy you did a bad Jeffy no you didn’t do anything wrong it’s okay bad d a stomp mad backing me oh my god look alekas M look they’re so Beau oh Jeffy don’t kiss it but daddy is really fluffy and he smells like

Doritos e daddy spin my mouth yeah you like that cuz the Pacers didn’t consent to your kiss Jeffy stop let’s see what else they have hores oh it just kute little kitty cat okay oh he’s so cute look at him I love his imagination this is so fun I hate it

Here I’m climbing up the Tre they stop climbing the trees mommy set the tree on fire Jeffy I would if I could a Pome oh well this is convenient all right there we go I’m staying in this tree I’m never coming down okay to get out of there

Marvin you you die jump Marvin jump will catch you yeah all [Applause] righty okay fire Perfect all right my anle I can’t take it happened I can’t take it what’s wrong here here are you okay oh my gosh we’re destroying the zoo um I wonder how that that was that was

Crazy you guys I don’t know really how that you did that I didn’t do that get away from me in my moose daddy don’t do it don’t do it where are you going daddy Jeffy come here don’t Daddy I don’t want you come in there come in here Jeffy I

Feel like you’re going to beat me oh look at the chicken coop hello chickens hey guys can I come out now no Marvin Marvin open the door oh my murder chicken come here yeah bonfire he’s the he’s the Zeo problem now no daddy mommy he’s stuck in there Mommy

Daddy I’m coming Jeffy Jeffy shut up a thank you I appreciate it guys I know this is fun all but I don’t really feel much better Jiffy are you hungry why don’t we buy you something from the food court yeah Jeffy Jeffy no listen to it

The cries of it scream are terrifying I can’t take it you burn the pain Li J it’s funny you burn it Al alive D It’s funny all right I’ll go get us some burgers no crying over it long lost lover all right here’s some burgers okay let’s see what they have to

Eat excuse me oh yeah oh oh my down was weird yes um can we have three burgers and whatever you have to drink yeah uh scratch one of those Burgers I’ll have a double Corner pounder bacon bacon Ator with extra pickles uh two sides of fries

Jeffy shut can you even see your toes a large Diet Coke please try calories you are so fat and your Beast shut up uh I would love to try the horata horchata yeah AA here you go oh thank you I got The Jeffy you want to try this this is

Going to be so yummy it’s dessert Burgers you’re you’re a burger joint and you’re out of burgers no though this is ridiculous I want my money back we’re out of burgers oh around your he’s eating I don’t want the or CH I want a double triple bacon Ed with extra cheese and

Me listen man we’re we’re out of burgers you can’t go back here no you can’t go back here burgers we of burgers huh can’t go back here k out get out of here oh my God out of burgers I told you wait get off there get off here I’ll sa you

For everything you yeah yeah die die die die die die I die oh my gosh guys please wait is this isn’t worth minum wage this is date you no you can’t date me and this isn’t worth minimum wage I quit I’m so sorry please no no quit Brokey your

Fat bald old man fat bald looking elephant dinosaur got the diet Cod daddy oh no he’s really sensitive about that stuff he such an idiot yeah that guy sucks get out of here yeah I’m leaving you guys suck too oh I say that went pretty well I think so why don’t we sit

Down and eat Jeffy here I got some Su for you I got some tacos and I got Burger me alive where take me yes Marvin finish me off I don’t I got your Burgers Daddy’s dead this is the best day of my life I need to sit

Down Mommy I just need like an e girl or something a f girl something oh Jeffy I’m so sorry I didn’t even know you were dating somebody I’m so sorry this happened I didn’t either but then she left me well why did she leave you what happened I don’t know I just started

Smacking her and then she was like oh don’t do it Jeffy you know better well I was coming over and there was some chocolate cake and I’d call her an idiot and for some reason she didn’t like that I mean I thought it was a pretty good

Compliment but you know and that’s not nice yeah wait what that’s not nice that’s not nice oh Jeffy you probably heard her feelings they have feelings Jeffy can you imagine if your dad said that to me don’t you think that hurt my feelings hey I got a burger wouldn’t you

Want to hurt daddy if you said something like that to me well I mean yeah but I mean he calls you that all the time je Jeffy wait wait what do I call her all the time an idiot and you just constantly degrade her so I thought it

Was normal just call you an idiot I would never talk to my wife that way Jeffy see see baby yeah you do when she unplug the TV to watch her princess shows you call her an idiot and then you say some other bad words Marvin you don’t say that never said that never

Said that okay see Jeffy he say he he says though he comes in my roommate Marvin we’re going to have a talk Jeff stop crying Daddy I’m lonely how about you know do after this take it what do you know what we can do after this I heard that they have a fair

Around here somewhere how about we go to that oh B yes Jeffy can we just go home it’s been a long day look half the zoo is burning down he’s a he’s a threat to the public safety like no can we just take him home I just want to watch TV I

Can’t I saw a bounce house over here do you want to go Jeffy yeah come on he bounce off into Affinity so we never have to see him again oh gosh oh guys I think we’re here wow this place is huge okay let’s go in all right um Jeffy look

It’s a trampoline place it’s a trampoline wow this is so fun my handles hurt wao W let’s check out over here yeah let’s do it this is most fun ever are you having fun Jeffy yeah I’m having so much fun with my c a jar your C jar Jeffy Jeffy

Are you feeling better Jeffy Daddy no Daddy we should play tag that’s so fun Marvin all right Jeffy I’m it come here oh you’re in Jeffy no Jeffy I’m still it come here no get away from me we’re playing tag Jeffy I don’t think I got you I didn’t

Tag you clean enough come on why are you crying like a little baby Jeffy I’m not crying like a little baby you’re crying like oh we’re so dead no R Jeffy oh my gosh that was so illegal Jeffy why are you friends with a psychopath oh no he’s like a oh he’s a

Ctif find like arsonist oh my gosh get pranked loser you’re the one who took his girlfriend didn’t you wait yeah I did yeah you not my girlfriend I’m going to let you on fire later loser wait Marvin Marvin I think I know how to make Jeffy feel better we got to

Get his fan girl back get his fan girl back we’re going to have to prank bully to get him back she’s going to see how much of embarrassment he is she want to be with him we just eat this burger he did not listen to a word he

Said mommy shut up all right Jeffy now we’re trying to win your fan girl back right uhhuh now you know the way to a woman’s heart right uhhuh d in death oh no that’s not Burger yeah just give her a burger right Rose you love Burgers

Don’t you baby oh thanks barvin so sweet you’re my only big Whopper just so cringe all right daddy oh so anyways shut up Jeffy no one likes you let’s just uh let’s go prank him okay yeah I think we should do something silly like tie his shoelaces together yeah I was

Thinking the same thing but we blow his entire house to range oh my God oh my God BR we getting it out yeah still tiing up his oh my gosh going home no no I’m out of here je I together he’s he’s he’s he’s lighting up the entire house and you know Jeffy

Oh no spiking his drink Jey fine reason reason he’s going to kill them Marvin he’s going to kill them all oh my God what you what are you doing in my house you loser hey what are you doing all right stop that sweet Jeffy what are you doing

We oh my god oh wow that was epic I got to get out of here I can’t be a part of this bye Jeffy I’ll see you at the house I can’t do this but mommy no better yet Jeffy never come back I’m calling the cops and telling you what

You did oh the smell of gunpowder oh my gosh what was that explosion oh no Jeffy girl what are you doing here Jeffy I’m here to win you back wi me back yeah to win you back did you blow you blew up police’s house for yeah I killed him so

I can come back to you Jeffy that is so romantic the most romantic thing he was ever done for me let’s go oh Jeffy I love you thank you I can’t believe you did all this for me Jeffy of course I did where did you come from hold on I forgot

My burger here give me a second Jeffy I think the next thing we should do is blow up your dad yeah let’s go get him Jeffy yeah come here Marvin [Applause] mommy yes Jeffy can we go outside and play no babe I can’t I’m sorry I’m still making dinner and setting up everything

What why not don’t please no I’m sorry hun I really can’t I’m I’ve got to clean the kitchen and I still have to cook I have a lot to do Jeffy I’m sorry okay Jeffy hey leave your mother alone and stop making a Ruckus in the kitchen okay sorry

Your cow in the jar was just full of milk um anyways Daddy can can we go outside and play please please no Jeffy I’m watching TV that spider’s about to eat that person daddy that’s a painting Jeffy I’m watching TV just leave me alone but Daddy please what take me

Outside hey hey Get outside yourself get out of here you don’t want to go back to your room no one likes you no one likes you no one likes you no one likes you you like me I love you Marvin oh thank you Rose I’m taking my cow jar and I’m

Out of here you understand me and I’m taking your stupid painting too okay a Jeffy all right I’ll see you later losers no Li to oh oh no jumped out the window again Marvin again oh my gosh all right well better go follow him come on

Yeah we’re going to make sure he’s okay okay you know what I’m out of here you know what I’m going to go look for houses to stay in oh these apartments are so big and oh no I don’t even have money to stay in them

How am I supposed to I don’t even know hey loser boy what doing what doing I I heard uh I heard you were looking for houses yeah how did you how did you hear that I literally just left my house I’ve been following you what the you’ve been

Following me who do you think you are huh who do you think you are hey hey he hey just want to let you know I’m a realtor I could I can show you some houses if you want you’re a realator I really just want a house anywhere I can

Put this cow in a jar and and they let let me okay okay okay I’ll take you to one of the houses that uh that I have available okay let’s go rose rose rose jeffy’s trying to buy a house or something from a realtor yeah and she’s

Doing it with the bully I I have an idea we’ll go to the house and we’ll we’ll we’ll put on disguises okay Marvin that is such a good idea yeah we got to make sure he’s okay my disguise you like it baby you like it oh my God you have an

Eye patch that is so cool Marvin do you like mine oh my God you’re ey you you have a little eye thing too wait all right all right let’s go let’s go come on okay okay okay all right Jeffy this is uh this is my first house here that

Uh we see as you can see it’s in a nice uh ice plains biome so nice you can probably ice skate and stuff I’m trying to put my I’m trying to do my Spiel and you’re not even paying attention s yeah all right come on let’s

Go inside okay this does look like a pretty cool H why are there other people in here here babe it’s Jeffy I mean I mean that’s a little weird this guy smells are you guys for the are you guys here for the tour yeah we’re here for

The um showing yes we were looking for homes me and my husband looking for a home these guys are like straight up just your parents oh honey your shoes on uh I mean my shoes Jeffy eat your green beans I mean I mean like that literally sounds like Marvin that sounds like rose

Noah n these guys are cool except for this one this one’s real ugly and just got a big old nose all right here’s the uh here’s the kitchen here look it’s got yellow get out of my way you stupid fat bald it wow this thing has a cool floor it’s

Yellow yeah yeah it’s pretty nice right gosh you guys are so annoying except for this this one’s really annoying this one SMS like flowers don’t sniff your mom what my mom what you guys are being so weird why don’t you show us the rest of the house oh yeah show us rest the

House oh my go yeah go in there okay this is just um this is this is literally this is where I’m going to keep my C Yar oh my God this would be a perfect bedroom for Jeffy guys guys I’m stuck guys that’s crazy I don’t know how

That happened oh it’s kind of weird anyways um yeah that is crazy oh guys can you guys stop hering guys it’s really annoying does the price go down cuz I saw the realtor dig a dig a floorboard out so uh you didn’t see anything so you watch yourself or you’re

Going to get kicked off the tour so be careful be careful don’t do that don’t do anym he just burped on the tour that’s rude all right uh and uh this is the uh garage a garage is a perfect place to put my cow jar all right you

Got to stop with the cow jar Jeffy no that’s where we’re putting our cars oh my gosh no I’m buying this house bully is this literally the whole house no there’s an upstairs too okay come show me the upstairs come on this is just an extra room

This is where I’m going to put my C jar listen buddy if you don’t stop talking about that c jar I’m going to L the C look it’s really cool mine mine okay show me the rest of the rooms there’s this room here this is the bathroom oh my gosh oh my

Gosh hard to talk you literally just took a a swim in the toilet you know you understand that right yeah I just swim in the toilet get out of the toilet you idiot oh my gosh you’re so annoying ow you just hit me what is this uh yeah this another

Spare bedroom uh okay all right you know you understand that’s that’s $500 taking off my percentage you understand that’s $1,000 dad come on D stop doing that you stupid idiot what what are your names by the way I’m her and she’s her that that is not your names you are idiots oh my

Gosh so I’m supposed to call you huh and huh okay oh that’s going to get confusing anyways wao this house is gorgeous oh my God baby if we got this house Jeffy would love it I need help somebody somebody please help me okay thank you Jeffy I mean her you’re so

Dumb I’m dumb oh my gosh it’s not nice of you look at this snow gaboom he’s so cute oh he so adorable no no you hurt him okay anyways I don’t care about I let’s go check out my new home this is the most expensive house we

Got here okay what what is what this is a garden it’s a garden this is not why is there a garden in here oh my God you don’t understand cuz I don’t know maybe you can’t afford this house cuz it’s too good for you well my

Cow jar is worth like a billion dollars so yes I can this doesn’t look any no it doesn’t look like $1,000 yeah all right um wao a swimming pool with a waterfall oh my gosh I’ve always wanted one of [Applause] these this is so epic Jeffy do you love

It yeah I love it oh great I’m glad you’re having a good time um anyways P you smells so I found green beans at the bottom of the pool ew you smell bad I hate green beans my daddy feeds me green beans all the time you’re reminding me

Of my daddy I already just don’t likey did you eat your green beans today Jeffy I told you he’s literally your dad I’m swear to god dad he kind of sounds like him kind of look yeah like him H nah never mind completely normal I guess not completely normal all right let’s see

What’s going on with this room what look it’s got a couch Jeffy maybe you should explore this room by yourself bully Rose come here what do you want stop trying to blow our cover what is wrong with you what are you talking about we’re trying to make sure Jeffy doesn’t do something

Dumb he’s my client all right you back off buddy I’m trying to make a sale okay he doesn’t have any money you don’t know that he can take out a loan in your name no he couldn’t take it alone because he’s broke and he doesn’t know how to

Sign so he couldn’t take it out of my name he can’t even spell his name bully he’s breaking your house right now he’s breaking your house oh my God fine I won’t blow your cover God Jeffy Jeffy hey hey hey hey what are you doing oh oh

Guys what is going on yeah this is so fun right no no no no man it’s so satisfying wow such a good time hey you break it you buy it you break it you buy it and no not all right let’s go to the next floor where’s this staircase

There’s literally no staircase that uh that that’s a good point all right well I guess we got to make some huh I guess so all right there we go some stairs oh oh no I just killed him oh I just sucked his soul out of his body why would you

Do that Jeffy oh no um oh Rose baby look at this look at the master bedroom Rose oh my god did you just say Rose I said r no right here this looks like a rose look like a rose that’s a pretty L name Ross that’s stupid you guys are blowing

Your own cover I don’t even have to do it shut shut Jeffrey stop it stop it put your away right now put it away give me for the rest of your life why did you do it idiot you’re a bad boy I don’t like you I don’t like

You either okay is there any more houses this is a pretty cool house but um I just want to see more yeah yeah I got a couple more I got a couple more okay w a mushroom house wo this is going to be perfect for my cow dra oh my goodness I

Just need to find a mushroom and put put it in here that’s a good idea Jeffy oh wow yeah I know wo is this the sink oh give me no Jeffy this where we buy this house so good this is a pretty cool house I guess um it’s like a entire

Mushroom now it’s kind of ugly and oh my gosh are these red beds ew no they’re not your pets to prank stop it disgusting stop you hit me with my C jar in my hand Jeffy are you all right with letting a random stranger hate you I mean I’m

Going to file charges but you oh God what Rose he just said he’s going to file charges he just burped in my face Jeffy this is this is personally my favorite room this is the room where you can do curses on people so you open this

My daddy with 10 years of bad log wait Jeffy no no no no no no no oh no um that’s awkward wait that’s kind of weird that’s a coinky dink on to the next house I guess all right Jeffy this uh this next house over here is uh a little bit more

Your style I think a bit more wow it’s uneven all right it’s uneven guys it’s uneven I don’t want to you keep on if you keep on talking bad about the houses in front of my other clients I’m going to hit you I’m going to hit you T this is crazy oh there’s

Elevators come up the elevator this is is massive okay oh gosh there’s a nether portal in here nether portal all this is for storage w oh this is pretty cool um I mean it’s really big I guess I guess I’ll just go up oh gosh I missed the

Floor I missed to yeah hold on gu we got to go back down and get It get out of the field all M all M all M you’re destroying the nether oh my God you know they had these flowers imported right started from where another dimension another dimension Jess another dimension that’s not my problem you no well anyways why are there so many books

Here I don’t like books books are annoying and you got anything I forgot you I forgot you can’t Read that was the biggest poop ever oh my God what I reget I regret taking you along but I I I probably can’t have my cow jar in here this doesn’t fit my cow jar I’m not going to lie what do you mean this is the biggest house I’ve

Showed you nah it doesn’t fit my cow are Jeffy come to the top okay look how big it is over here wa this is where you could keep your horses or maybe your cow jar cow jar has it on Barn I’m going to put my cow y right

Here there you go oh Jeffy this could be your bedroom right here look there’s a yellow bed wait why were are right there why would I move in with you why do you care cuz he’s uh you guys are going to be roommates right Jeffy no I’m only

This house is only big enough for one person it’s pretty big Jeffy Jeffy are you dumb this is like a million times the size of your room alone how do you know that wait how do you know the size of my room how do you know well didn’t

You say that your house was small and you wanted to move out um yes but uh why do this guy just go to saying huh every time I like say something about him he has a speech impediment Rose I just want to kick his buts so bad told me many

Spankings Rose God Rose no it’s it’s a nickname Rose that’s weird cuz that’s my mom name your mom has a gorgeous name Jeffy I know she’s condom your mom is really hot oh bully all right um let’s go to your next house guys all right this is

My last house Jeffy oh finally but I think it’s a pretty good one okay oh my gosh guys this is my final house to review it’s a giant spaceship oh my goodness this looks sick I told you Jeffy it’s pretty cool yeah it is pretty

Cool okay I’m just going to try and like fly in or something um at the bottom all right and oh gosh I missed it um all right I’m here all right Jeffy this is the Reactor Core this is what powers the entire place no no go there it’s highly

Radioactive no Jeffy Jeffy no no Jeffy it’s radio Radioactive God help help me help who did that Marvin get out oh my god oh it’s causing a fire Marvin there’s a fire oh no there’s a fire oh no um it’s probably fine guys don’t worry about it oh okay wa are these

Elevators yep go go ahead and uh okay I’m at the bottom floor now yep let’s take a look down here W this is great e no there’s another fire Jeffy you couldn’t afford like any of these houses you’re insane um there’s literally no what are you talking about I’ve gotten

So much money this this Jeffy is the plasma cannon yeah it’s it’s leaking by the way yeah this is something an inspector is going to have to check out Jeffy oh I guess so it’s totally not going to blow up the entire world anyways no he’ll be fine um how much

Does this ship cost uh let me see I think it was a different currency I think it was like 398 8 billion zarg nuts Jeffy um one zargnut is like the equivalent to like 10 million USD Jeffy there’s no way you’re going to be able

What yeah oh man are you kidding me oh you know what you know I can’t um I don’t actually have any money uh are you telling me I’ve been taking you around you’ve been destroying all the windows and glass and everything in every single place I’ve showed you and you don’t have

Any money um yeah uh so I guess I’ll just see you guys later Jeffy no