MEGA MOVIE – Alex and Steve Life (Minecraft Animation)

Okay and for five apples that’ll be two emeralds you can just leave them on the counter while i get your food okay so let’s see here one two three Four and five wait where’s the money hey get back here you can tell us what to do Oh huh that was weird so why do you need that mini apples anyway wanna come and see uh are you sure about this it doesn’t seem uh very safe would you stop being such a big baby and stay still Oh wait it worked oh normally at the end of these videos you expect some sort of twist where everything goes wrong but okay i guess i guess somebody’s looking out for us whoops i missed Brains brains [Applause] [Laughter] i got you oh you should have seen your face that was priceless huh that’s strange that iron golem seems to be heading straight for us huh weird just a thought but maybe leaving your mask on wasn’t the best idea yeah sure like i’m the one to forget something like that

Oh no bye it was just a prank [Applause] Huh what’s this oh that’s a pickaxe you can use it to mine stone and if you’re lucky diamonds but be careful not to dig straight steve [Laughter] steve wait you forgot the first rule of minecraft oh yeah and what’s that never dig straight down oh no not again uh

Alex better not have that stupid smug luck on her face when i respawn told ya yeah yeah soak it up and done huh oh yay oh well done i knew that you could do it what did you do i built a portal that when you step into it you travel to

Another dimension really ah i mean um gee alex that sounds awfully spooky to go in there all on your own please allow me to be the first to go through you know gotta make sure it’s safe steve you really don’t have to do that

Don’t try to talk me out of it i’m sure it’s completely nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope never again nope no thanks thank you nope nope probably should have mentioned it’s a portal to the nether huh i wonder what he saw surprise surprise What are you working on really steve again if you must know i’m making a beautiful flower garden uh-huh sounds lame well while you’re doing that i’ll be having some real fun building a roller coaster with a big jump at the end have fun getting yourself hurt what was that oh

Nothing have fun with your stunt thing oh i will It’s as easy as that Hmm Hey i found something ah what is it i don’t know but i believe it’s called ta anta to hunter to oh i wanted that get out oh you’re back already you must be hungry here i grew some carrots no thanks i’m full A mysterious button in the middle of the woods yeah that’s not suspicious at all now the responsible thing would be to put it back where i found it oops this lousy thing doesn’t work at all Alex what’s that in your hands huh there’s some sort of power dial no no no no no don’t touch that i can see my house from here didn’t change anything maybe i should turn it up more ah oh no there’s a shooty thing again i’m gonna be sick i’m gonna barf yay my

House oh or maybe it’s one of those press and hold buttons alex no please don’t touch it huh that’s strange i thought i heard something oh well hmm i wonder where steve got off to honey i’m home hmm steve would you be able to hand over

The sponge water has got into my boat uh yeah sure whoops oh boy You okay that was quite the fall what ew what are those things it almost looks like they’re dancing steve stop they’re not dancing they’re in pain they need water to breathe quick go get the sponge but it’s all the way over there hurry okay it’ll be okay it’ll all be okay

It’s not working oh no uh now what Okay so we know the rules yeah we’ll build you all a house to stay out of the rain in exchange you’ll tell us which one is the better builder deal good now that that’s out of the way starting positions on your marks get set go Yes yes yes yes yes oh good luck trying to beat that steve It’s uh not too shabby huh this is incredible oh steve they’re going to love it And that’s how you do it well fair spare well done steve you deserve that win oh steve look that parrot is going to land on your building yeah it is oh wait is it oh no no no no no no someone find a way to stop it what’s the big deal it’s just

Now i know what it looks like but everything is completely fine did i did i did i win yeah real good work steve i’m just saying i find it crazy how you’d say that ghosts aren’t real yeah and i’m just saying that i’ve never seen something that can’t be explained

By like that was just the wind or someone must have moved that there okay i think you’re just too scared to admit it doesn’t believe in ghosts look at me my name’s alex and i’m so big and brave welcome to potion and you want to come get a potion and uh not

Be visible we got invisible potions can’t be seen lurk oh don’t believe in ghosts do you alex we’ll see about that Oh i thought i’d just put all these away oh well no biggie Should really get that light fixed huh guess we Redecorated i guess he was warm I must have caught it so quickly it didn’t have time to fall yes that come on nothing i’m doing is working i need to think of something so scary that the only possible thing it could be is a ghost so to set the mood i need thunder but not just thunder lightning

And now for some creaking on the roof you think you can do that And you you need to bang on the door as hard as you can got it And now we wait to strike huh hey steve who is this steve you know i can see you right ugh i’m sorry alex i just thought if i scared you enough you would believe that ghosts are real well there’s nothing you could do that would possibly change my mind

Well that’s not me doing that because i’m right here Does anybody have a cup of sugar we’ve run out and i’m making a kill oh they’re gone alex are you in here hello huh guess she’s not in huh well this looks strangely familiar oh it was just a prank oh it’s the map of where we live

I mean uh i i’m sure she wouldn’t notice if i borrowed this for a while and by a while i mean uh forever Hmm i wonder what this could be used for hey don’t scare me like that yeah being scared isn’t very nice is it intent so um what you working on oh oh you know just regular old steve stuff well since you’re not busy why don’t you

Help me make a cake uh yeah sure what do you need hmm it says three parts wheat which i think i saw a field of it just over that hill uh are you sure it’s that hill and not this one instead why travel all that way when i just

Happen to have some already oh perfect okay so now for ah two-part sugar uh does it say anything about three the book is very specific on it being only two parts sugar Alex i have your sugar and your sugar for you and your sugar right here i’m putting it right here alex right here what next what’s next is next calm down there kiddo next up is an egg one perfect dad coming right up a little bit of this and a little bit of

This give him one of these done now what alex now what now what tell me and lastly three buckets of milk okay that’s three delicious buckets of milk coming right up yep three very hard buckets of milk as requested and that’s it we’ve got everything we need to make the perfect

Cake i’ll put all of this together and shout for you when it’s ready ah i’m such a good friend of her maybe i should give myself a little reward for being so nice maybe it should be uh oh i don’t know a bunch of diamonds I’ll just leave this here to cool down for a while Oh no Hmm steve have you seen my map i can’t find it anywhere oh hey alex didn’t see you from all the way down there so uh remember a few weeks ago when i maybe sorta lost unfairly at a building contest you mean when you cheated yeah would you do

Best to just forget about it well let me show you the new and improved house of steve is improved the word to use for a house made out of nothing but wood but you know it’s a house so i’m on to a winner here but don’t let looks deceive

You alex you haven’t even seen the inside yet let me show you it’s gotta kitchen a bathroom a bedroom a balcony a cloakroom a pantry a landing a library an office a toilet conservatory an attic a dining room fively wait what did you just say oh i see realizing

How much better my house is than yours you stopped me before i could finish as to not rub it in so transparent oh and if you were paying attention it was a shower alex come on keep up uh-huh sure but before that did you say fireplace uh-huh alex okay i think i

Know what i said okay okay so to be clear you built a fireplace uh-huh in a house uh-huh made of wood yes honestly alex i don’t get what’s so hard to understand about building a little fireplace in my little house made of wood oh i get it now catch me

Don’t worry steve i’ve got oh it’s so sad to see something you worked so hard on go up in flames i’m sorry to hear that steve how long did you spend on it like a whole 30 seconds you stole my map didn’t you i may have stolen your map yes Oh alex i’ve got a present for you oh steve you shouldn’t have what is it it’s a seasonal gift typically wrapped in paper with a bow on top but that’s not important right now well go on open it and find out It’s me i’m the gift Such a cute kitty Oh steve it’s so wonderful to see our village covered in all this snow look even the villagers are making the most of it Ah that looks like fun what the wow what’s happening huh that’s weird hmm it’s almost like they moved moved as in like they’re alive next you’ll be saying like oh we’re in a snow globe too alex you don’t think that no steve of course we’re not don’t be ridiculous

I’m telling you they spoke wait you don’t think this torch is their son do you turn it off and find out hey who turned out the light they’re screaming they’re screaming i’m screaming what do we do what do we do steve calm down the key is not to panic

Uh you don’t think there’s somebody controlling us do you i take it back now’s the perfect time to panic If only they knew alex yeah alex alex alex alex oh good you’re awake okay so uh i found something super duper cool i want to show you but you know whenever you’re ready i’ll be out here waiting okay any time no rush i said i got it you ready that’s it oh

What the hmm looking for someone how did you get all the way over here alex let me introduce you to the ender pearl with this i can throw it as far as i want and whoosh i’m there hand sized teleportation how cool is that oh oh oh can i have a go

And let you break it okay alex like that’s gonna oh it cracked what was that what was it oh nothing nothing look see everything is completely fine and definitely not cracked see look okay before you say anything i need to make clear that i planned this

This is all part of a plan that i made that that is going perfectly to plan it’s not it’s not dumb it’s it’s all really smart and you don’t get it hey steve have you done something with your hair you look different oh my gosh alex you’re so funny no go on

I can’t wait to see what you come up with next steve don’t you dare this really cracks you up doesn’t it hello uh don’t want to be a bother but there’s a funny looking bird flying around and we don’t know what to do funny looking whoosh wish ah here it comes

Hi there ah the bird it talks so mind telling me what those are oh you mean the uh uh l what l2 why did they have to pick a hard name for it okay you know what they’re wings that’s what we’re going with wings why

Do you have them excuse me did you see what i just did i can fly anywhere i want as far as the eye can see just talking about it makes me want to do it again you’re going all the way to the top of that thing yeah what’s the big deal oh

That’s right you’re scared of heights aren’t you i wouldn’t say scared more like um rationally terrified what’s there to be worried about how about the fact if it goes wrong you can be squished in an instant goes wrong okay and when has that ever happened before i’ll take your silence as never

Since i seem to be the only sensible one here i’m going to build a little pool of water so you can land safely yeah yeah yeah yadda yadda you do you alex oh hey look flies hello alex oh hey would you like some cheese i must warn you it tastes pretty weird you

You know that sponge right home Okay wow i need to really start working out more oh got a stitch ah okay it’s gone whoa alex alex look at me go and done my perfect little pond complete with flowers oh would you stop that yeah this is going really well so far ah now it’s not

Ah i’m so full well i don’t need this anymore Oh steve pull up ouch whoa that cheese is thirsty real great job on building that hole by the way maybe next time filling it with water would have been the smart thing to do ouch are you okay yeah just bit into this thing and the tooth fell out ah do

You know what this means that there’s a stupid gap in my teeth i mean yeah that too but you’re gonna have a visit from the tooth fairy the tooth fairy the tooth fairy is that the one where you put a tooth under a pillow and when you wake up there’s money bingo

Come on first the ghost thing now fairies sometimes i think you say things just to mess with me okay okay when you go to bed put it under your pillow and find out for yourself Does he really expect this to work we’ll see with that taken care of nothing to do now other than lie here and wait to fall I can’t believe we’re gonna see a real live fairy how long do you think it’ll take her to get here anytime now i was kind of expecting that to work well how about now nothing’s happened you think i don’t see that if she doesn’t get here soon then

There’s no way alex is going to believe me if only there was a way to make alex think she saw her Unless You know this wasn’t what i had in mind what you shush we don’t want to wake her up oh no she woke up are you the tooth fairy yes i’m the poop fairy tooth fairy i mean tooth fairy phew sorry i’m late traffic was a nightmare but you can fly

I’ll see myself out oh my gosh hi you’re steve i mean uh i i’m steve uh big fan of your work could you sign my shirt you know what forget i even asked you you’re probably super busy for someone like me right i bet you are

Excuse me one sec come on steve pull it together alex my dear i believe you have something that belongs to me oh yes of course it fell out this morning now isn’t she a beauty wingardium leviosa oh magic there we go so what do you do with all

The teeth you collect wouldn’t you like to know no but really so she was real hey steve uh do you mind if i keep the wand it’s it’s really cool uh sure it’s not like it does anything anyway wingardium lasagna that’s not how you say it [Applause] floating lasagna

Steve steve are you in there alex if you’re reading this then i’m not home i’ve gone to collect wood to fix the leak in my roof No need to look into it any further whatever you do don’t look through the window because i’m definitely 100 not there oh and this was steve by the way make it tall and out of stone good morning um do you need a hand

Oh no no no no no don’t touch that oh my gosh you’re a girl okay okay um hi i’m ben hey ben any idea what’s wrong with him oh uh okay promise not to laugh or think i’m weird but he’s kind of one of my inventions you’re an inventor

Okay okay you didn’t laugh normally people laugh but you didn’t uh yes yes he’s one of my latest creations you know who’d love to see this steve yeah i’ve got no idea who that is oh great he’s uh sleeping in that house over there mumbling something about a tall stone thing or

I don’t know sleeping in the afternoon yeah he does that a lot if only there was a way to see into other people’s dreams oh i think i know just the thing don’t go anywhere so stay right here i’ll be back in a tick okay and i’m back sorry for

The wait ha ha to find some spam but let’s see if this works whoa what do you see i i i don’t know i think that’s floating lasagna that’s the wrong house try the one a little more to the left ah there you go huh i expected things to be more weird

You might want to turn around oh hell steve yeah that’s more like it what’s going on if only somebody could save us fear not nasally voice man for it is i steve here to save the day oh alex hey you’ll never guess what just happened in my dream i dreamt that there

Was this huge dragon attacking our village and when it landed next to us uh-huh i defeated it with my super cool sword skills and scared it away okay i saved the day and everyone was cheering my name ah steve steve you’re so awesome and there was a huge statue of you yeah

There was wait a minute how did you know that new guy good morning hello steve how did you stack the hay all the way up uh you know what never mind hey alex do you know where you left the shovels i can’t find them anywhere there is a shed outside whoa you sound

Terrible thanks it’s just a little bit of hay fever hey fever is it uh is it contagious no silly yeah no i was uh yeah no i knew that i was just checking uh ew ew there’s a snob bubble where on your face my face it’s getting bigger what my

Face no the bubble oh what do i do i don’t know wipe it away something anything uh oh what oh no alex please phil that was a close one i found them oh much better steve oh my gosh steve i’m so sorry are you okay yeah i’m fine

You really need to get those sneezes under control oh no what’s she doing alex look away from the head oh now i get it where’s steve there he is come on come on hurry up before alex wakes what are you up to mister oh boy

Here we go i mean alex hey long time no see who are you hiding from what hiding no way that’s crazy talk so you’re not spying on ben over there okay so what if i am he’s been working all day on that thing any idea what it

Does i think we’re about to find out whoa huh you thinking what i’m thinking that we should leave it alone and not go near it and he’s gone oh my gosh oh my gosh you can tell it’s real science because of all the blinky lights steve whatever you do oops

Do your thing baby no wait whoa whoa in awe the size of this lad what an absolute unit okay buddy move along nothing to see here how howdy okay bye-bye now but oh hey look birds whoa whoa why am i getting bigger i don’t know i can stop or else i’m gonna

Fall over the machine isn’t listening to me i i can’t stop it call the power cord power okay um oh redstone carries power yeah i think i got it Activated oh come on ladies and gentlemen i bring good news good news i love good news good news is the best kind of news yes the legend is true the ta hunter it exists Where is it it’s in a secret place far away where nothing bad can happen to it what’s that noise sorry would you like some cheese i’m serious they call me the hide and seek champion champion more like cheater champion sounds better i challenge you

To a game but we both know i would win wouldn’t i alex isn’t that right alex yes it is yes i would i would have so good at hide and seek oh yeah prove it oh wait you’re serious uh one two three new guy i need your help fast hey steve

What’s up i need a secret base to hide from alex i mean to hide my diamonds yes that hide my diamonds help me help me secret bass you’re in luck i finished one earlier today it took quite a while to get all of the reds right yeah that’s great show me

What where is it New guy you’re a genius well i wouldn’t go that far but thank you oh and before i forget don’t touch anything red in there i put a few traps in to keep people out i’m ready or not here i come yeah okay trap smash let’s wrap this up

I’ll be taking that thank you i thought i heard never mind huh i wonder what alex is looking for oh well back to work huh where’d she go alex is never gonna find me in here here hello hello hello hello that’s so cool okay let’s try oh steve is awesome

Oh well that’s just rude come on where are you where are you ugh it’s so dark there’s got to be some sort of light switch around here somewhere looks more like a dark pink to me all traps activated the wall it talks okay i remember this thing oh wait i remember this thing

He’s about this high wears a blue shirt always gets himself into trouble oh oh and does he shout a lot you know him never heard of him please be the whale please please please please please Ejecting intruder that’s not what i meant My name’s steve i’m the champion you’ll never find me i’m the wait well why do you look like a hedgehog it’s a long story and the finishing touch wheat there’s no way any chicken could possibly resist this trap what do you think spooky ah you didn’t have to say all that

You’re gonna make me blush something’s coming time to hide yeah scooch over no peeking I said no peeking ah what a beautiful day the sun is shining the birds are chirping nothing could possibly ruin this moment oh i got one i caught one huh that’s a weird looking chicken steve you’ve gotta help me i’m stuck oh hey it’s alex hi alex look i’ve got a new

Friend uh-huh yeah that’s great help me already hey look i found this glowing bucket glowing bucket no way yes way but uh it’s getting kind of hot That wasn’t full of lava was it oh no not my fault steve need to do something oh no alex is in danger don’t panic don’t panic i’m panicking what do i do oh spooky that’s it alex spooks has an idea an idea yeah he

Says if i lower him down you can grab a hold and then i can lift you up safely that’s actually a really good idea i know he’s very smart well hurry up already not yet we’ve got to wait wait what the lava it needs to get closer what why to be more dramatic

Are you kidding me yeah okay that looks good all right grab on [Applause] whoa that was close huh i’m not talking to you but your friend is cute you hear that spooky you’re fitting in here already oh look at that wittle face come here give old steve a hug for saving the day Ow my foot are your eyes closed they’ve been closed for the past 20 minutes okay great and open alex i present to you the sand castle wait don’t you mean desert pyramid no oh hello have you looked in the secret chests yet the what now the secret chests alex trust me there aren’t

Any okay i’ve searched every inch of that place top to bottom i’m absolutely positively 100 sure that there aren’t any cheap oh hey look chests see i told you come on let’s go check it out steve wait you see that pressure plate in the middle of the room

Maybe yeah well don’t step on that okay i’ll open these two and you open those two yeah sure sounds good uh just some string and a bone you yeah same let’s hope our second chest gives us something good oh more junk No way what’d you find uh i mean ah no way this chest is empty too gir frustrating frustrated steve oh sorry i thought you found something good oh well there’s loads more of these in the desert i bet i’ll head back up come up when you’re ready uh-huh be right there I can’t believe i got away with it two whole diamonds all to myself i better get up that ladder before she gets this vision um what was that I warned him oh hey look diamonds The newbies sure are loving my flower garden oh look there’s even a family mommy bee a daddy bee oh and two little bees adorable all right i’ve had it oh boy if i hear one more stupid buzzing sound i’m gonna lose it alex please tell me you hear the

Buzzing sound too well of course i do it’s from the bees the bees you mean those annoying little floaty things okay sorry please don’t hurt me aren’t they just lovely just watch how they dance from flower to flower big deal all they do is float around

Like oh look at me i’m a bee sometimes i get stuck in the house and i can’t find my way out the window i just came in oh bus i do that too but you don’t see me bragging about it all right if you say so okay mister i’m

Gonna get back to reading be nice to the bees and they’ll be nice to you okay see you later ah i’m never gonna be able to sleep with all this noise maybe if i destroy their nest they’ll have to find another place to live oh steve you’ve really outdone yourself this time

But how to distract them Over here did somebody order one fresh flower with extra pollen i bet you did come and get it It’s working hey bees go long Good they’re distracted okay spooky i can’t reach the nest be a good sport and stand still okay i’m gonna just climb up here real quick oh excuse me one sec so sorry and tada yeah oh come on uh why is the buzzing getting louder oh hey look

All the bees are heading back to their please no no no no no no wait a minute why does it have legs no stop come on it wasn’t i didn’t really need it oh steve all right i’ll be the first to say it we’re lost l-o-s-t lost

Wait that’s that’s how you spell it right would you settle down for a second we’re not lost we’re just misguided okay yeah we’re lost oh what’s that alex steve was right steve is always right really you’re going to choose now to brag save it for when we get out of here okay

Um go check for a way out behind that rock over there you mean this one yeah no what a terrible idea come on we’re going to be up all night trying to think of something wait a minute up alex that’s it huh okay hear me out why look for the way that we

Came in when we could just dig straight up and make a new one instead i really don’t think that’s a good alex i know what you’re gonna say you do yeah you are gonna say oh wow steve how do you think of all the best ideas i wish i

Could be that smart and handsome and smart and make you make the best pork chops in the world oh well i know thank you so much i just leave them on for no but really i remember reading about this oh what did it say uh just hang on for a

Sec i’ll look it up sure you do that i’m gonna be over here definitely waiting and not leaving you behind 23 24 huh what’s that up there to those thinking it’s wise to mine straight up kind of looks like it’s getting closer beware of falling oh it’s

Uh uh oh ah steve i got it watch out for the falling gravel oh yeah that would hurt you wouldn’t want that to fall on you huh say where’d he go alex watch out for the gravel oh okay steve i don’t want any cheating this time got it me cheating

That that doesn’t sound like anything i do at all really all right so the skeleton family wants a nice place to live but they want it to be super eye-catching ah they want to show it off to all their friends okay i get it all right alex time for round two

Ready to lose in your dreams steve three two one and hey you forgot to blow the whis oh come on okay come on alex gotta be quick place a few of these and a couple of those maybe a couple of them and a fireplace up no

Not the fireplace ugh steve’s in my head okay um a couple of those uh-oh alex has already started what the there’s something shining over there whoa i’ve never seen this kind of ore before huh i wonder what this button does yeah huh another one This gives me an idea hey i just finished your house don’t want to toot my own horn but i think you’re gonna love it wanna come and see let me give you the tour it’s got a couple of windows natural light is important but not too much i know you

Like to stay in the shade added a couple of flowers to make it feel real homely oh and what is a home without a few comfy beds to snooze on what you think i think you should turn around and feast your eyes on my house But it’s just a tiny cube that’s it mine has so much more room beds windows you name it uh-huh that’s all well and good but uh alex all they said was they wanted it to be the most eye-catching house okay we’ll see let’s ask them which one they like more mine or yours

Yeah in your face alex and your face you didn’t spawn those from my command block did you no way okay but if you did i must warn you that those blocks disappear after a minute they what now huh i guess they liked my house after all yeah yeah whatever Hey alex can i use your furnace mine’s not working of course you can what you gonna cook you’re not gonna believe it i found this funny green speckled egg thing lying on the ground no idea what it is but boy am i hung great steve wait

Where exactly did you find that egg uh on the beach oh no oh no oh no we’ve gotta get there right away why what’s the matter just hurry steve get down you don’t want her to see you her who’s her alex you’re not making any sense okay

That is a turtle egg they’re very small and very fragile we need to get it back to the mother before she notices it’s gone oh that’s easy i’ll just walk over there say hello have a little bit of small talk give her back the egg and

Walk away done are you crazy if she sees us walking up with one of her eggs that’s not going to end well have you ever seen a protective mama turtle in attack mode i mean i haven’t but i imagine it’s very slow and very painful emphasis on slow hmm

Yeah okay fair point all i know is we need to get it back to her before it happened Alex why is there a little alien inside the egg and why was i gonna eat this don’t be so rude it’s a little turtle oh hey there little one we’re gonna get you home safe okay all right i’ll sneak baby turtle back to the other eggs in

The meantime i need you to distract the mother think you can manage that ah i don’t know alex being the center of attention yeah it’s not really my thing what why are you looking at me like that what are you doing don’t touch me what do you do get off me hey

I mean hey big turtle mama i’ve got something really super important to tell you but uh i can only really do it if you’re facing me uh-huh that’s it keep going keep going you’re good you’re good still good yep just a little more and stop there you go perfect okay i just wanted

To say that you are really rocking that shade of green today like wow i would really love to show my friend alex if she would hurry up and get here but i’m sure she’s busy here you go little one you’re safe are you wearing makeup

You’re not oh wow i could’ve oh you have that natural turtley beauty that all the other turtles wish they had so good do you model Did it work if by worked you mean one happy reunited family then yeah it worked it totally worked ah we did a good thing today steve now come on let’s head back home home but what about the other eggs other eggs Whoa how did you fall asleep so fast give her back the egg and walk away done that means good finished i don’t know why it’s italian why not don’t slip it in there’s no point hey blake do you want a riff yeah sure let me just go randomly italian okay

That’s not going in i can see why