Mexican Dream is the funniest minecraft player ever

Mexican dream is the best you know dream obviously and today we got visited by his doppelganger mexican dream genuinely this is i i couldn’t keep it together and while i’m being genuine thank you all for the support of the minute whether you’re a new viewer or not i

Really appreciate it and i hope that if you do enjoy you consider subscribing thank you guys so much and enjoy this one so how are you how have you been i am pretty good have you been Uh okay have you got anything you want me to do uh what hello have you met mexican dream dream oh mamacita hola mamacita when was the last time you were on mexican dream hey nice threads man amen what is this man oh no you haven’t seen him i can’t believe you finally

Came home oh man this ain’t home this in mexico man this is so i’ve been exiled it’s very sad you’ve been excited that’s so funny hey why aren’t you you must make this man we’ll make this place like oh man what does that mean what so what

Happened man why you out here man why are you not in the dream smb man this is way beyond dream smb they kicked me out of him man he no but he’s my friend now apparently i think wait wait if there’s two of you which one’s hotter

I am your new friend man oh do you need me to put my items in the pit for you yeah man give me all your things man okay all the shoes your wallet man i also want them your pools man this is what dream always makes me do is this you guys

At a time man i gotta be efficient with my time man how does he just have a grass block why do you just have a question great place walk down this bath man walk down the road all right hey what’s the time man let me pull out my phone and check yeah

Yeah you pull it out man pull out your phone man i don’t i’m not sure you should pull don’t look at me like that oh it’s gonna uh we’ll make it like home we’ll make it like home check this out well i’ve been so lonely check this out man it’s a burrito man

It’s a burrito wait wait that’s i think that’s a moe’s burrito who’s mo from the sims my mama made this burrito man no you’re like my mom my mom is mo look the salsa that’s how the that’s how the [ __ ] mo little greedy [ __ ] man no no i tried

I’m i’m a genius well you can’t look at a taco and then name it and go i’m a genius no i’m not i didn’t name a dream cleveland hey show me around man oh i will i will oh i can’t believe you’ve got to see me

How do i know this isn’t a dream cause i keep having dreams and [ __ ] i’m like i’m like an hallucinator i don’t need your handouts man i’m hacking with food how do i know i’m not high on [ __ ] because i reckon i’ve been seeing a lot of [ __ ] weird ass

Things out here i had a girlfriend a girlfriend she was sucking Have you heard of juan mendez man I don’t want your handouts man hey hey dream dream this even even though we may be naked and homeless yo are you homeless do you need a home homeless man i don’t know i could sleep just for you we have a home no no no no no no he’s not we’re

Giving him the pity ten dream what the [ __ ] that’s i don’t like mexican dream mexican mexican dreams weird way what are you saying what are you saying to him what are you saying well here’s the thing i was gonna i was gonna go and make a path so new people

Could come and join us i don’t need anyone you now you don’t need anyone you got me man can i stroke your beard what no i wanna say hey look at the area hey are you homeless i said yeah well listen listen we don’t need to you

Can live with me you could be exile with me all right all right thomas come over here where do you want to live where will you live no no no no no you stay the [ __ ] away this [ __ ] man he keeps handing me a handout he looks at me men immediately thinks oh

I’m gonna give this guy food man he’s he’s he’s borderline my owner thank you so um he’s your dad no no no no no no no no no he thinks i’m gonna allow this man he’s in the wrong barrio man drop the grass block oh yeah drop the moves baby let’s go miss

Trapping [ __ ] moves man are you running why are you running out of here man can i call you md for sure md damn dude man i can get that i’m not getting along with this dream guy why not i can very well why don’t we be a little bit less me to

Him because he put me in this position the reason i’m so uh i’ve not been looking too hot oh no it’s like i still look hot the reason i’ve not been looking too hot is because of him don’t worry i’ll talk to that dream guy

In a way he understands where is he man hey sueno where are you man can we build you a house then because i i want to rap you’re gonna be a roommate we could get you a second tent would you live in a tent i’ve been living in a [ __ ] that [ __ ] livestream

I’m so sorry i’m just doing some good [ __ ] [ __ ] i’m sorry i’m sorry man oh it’s the we should apologize to him if you’ve upset him i don’t know where he’s wait he’s not on the [ __ ] server oh oh what the what the [ __ ] is that what wait hello

Hi it’s okay we build you a shack we bought you a shack this is my mind okay can we build a house while we do this we need to build a house while you do this or else okay it’s part of the infrastructure it’s about the infrastructure

Oh mamacita it’s been so long it’s been a long time you got those levi jeans two for one yes i do man they make you look good hey dance with me mamacita i got some good [ __ ] am i [ __ ] hallucinating oh i reckon i’m saying [ __ ] i’m seeing [ __ ]

Man i gotta be honest man i’m a little homesick man stop being so depressed guys let me look at your goatee oh no it’s simba oh no it’s actually you’re groin i don’t want to look at you you cannot touch my ghosty man you know what’s

Second i’m gonna put a portrait of my family man okay what no no i’m making it here big queue man you don’t respect my familia they miss my family man i miss my family me too yeah i miss you homies i miss you so much man out of the out of the

Out of the out of the six of us you you really dig some of it Hey let me tell you the story of each of these guys man all right okay i’m gonna go oh my god man i turned one this man i turned them around oh my god man don’t touch them so juan mendes man he taught me the books man he taught me how to read

He taught me how to count man mamacita here taught me how to love me tell him how we met mama tell him how we met he we met and he tried to show me how hey where’s the drive-by man get the [ __ ] down okay i should make a rap song about this

Man okay we’ll do it crazy what’s your preferred flooring the only flooring i know is the concrete of the streets man you want this floor this floor man man hey are you pissed on how are you back at home how’d you meet though how’d you i want

To know how you met he and his squad were doing drugs and they invited me and gave me a line yeah what’s a line they they placed it down in a row and then i had to go like What listen man i don’t want to talk to you man if you’re not if you’re not going to change your name legally you why do i change my name okay mama see ya mama what do i call her what do i call it do i go hey

Hey hot lady sexy [ __ ] i don’t want to call a sexy [ __ ] eye yeah man yeah man look what i have look what i have oh wait no wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait back off watch this don’t tell me to back off you say back in mama’s gone

No no no no no no no no no going to get arrested man you’re going to get arrested the things you’re saying right now they’re breaking laws they’re breaking laws i know i know the street laws man hey hey don’t cover your ears man cover your ear okay

Check this out this was going to happen No no no you know homies do it all the time no dream put a stop to this please please this dream oh no oh you’ve gone too far did you know that tommy wrote a book called how to sex Get the [ __ ] away from me you take me to that [ __ ] book right now now it got burnt it got burnt okay i tell you what you’re gonna have to rewrite it let me show you the second one got burnt the first one didn’t get burned oh the first one’s in my

I can’t read the first one on stream ever i want to read the book man all right on our way uh we okay we take the mountain route we take the mountain then we see far [ __ ] then we can think we can get good ideas on our way you read the

[ __ ] before mamacita you don’t need to read no books i am i show you i’ll show you man i’m excited man because not because i don’t know old memories no oh no wait wait wait put them back put are we looking at them oh wait i’ve got to play

A song if we are i’ve purposefully not looked at these on stream once but if we’re going to look at them then we can are you looking at this vid what the [ __ ] wait wait wait wait wait put them in but md am i allowed to get emotional around you around the

Homies can i tell you something come over here man come over here i miss juan mendez okay you will comfort me comfort me if i start because i’m like oh it’s christmas time [Applause] come for me go dream look at this one this one’s especially special i miss him i’ll find him

I’ll find him i’m gonna kill him kill him no wait no don’t kill him no no no no no no no no no no kill him don’t kill him no no no no no i don’t know what to do no juan mendes leave me man i go check this

Out this is what we do i don’t want to become a drug user now i’m sad that just doesn’t seem like that seems very interesting it just seems very toxic check this out you take one and you go yeah i’ll help you feel better just cleaning up his blood that’s not helping

Him feel better no no no exactly without blood what’s his name the home you had like the pictures oh the homie that [ __ ] me over two by two my honda civic have durable man it’s a it’s i mean this is a moe’s burrito like i’m not wrong i’m right where’d you get the

Picture from where’d you get the picture from [ __ ] if you care man [ __ ] who the [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out of my business hey i hear that from over here i see i hear you shouting at your girl hey hey hey girl dream a girl dream is he shouting at you

No no no no no no no no no i’m sticking up with you girl dream she came over here she did this to homie juan mendez that’s [ __ ] up that’s [ __ ] up you two the happiest couple i know you can’t get a divorce why is everyone leaving this is the

Kitchen man nice for everyone you do this everywhere i might not i might not know much about this hey you just did drugs did i no hey i’m just the decorator here you know what it means you know what it means I make one space for you let’s go no no no wait no you better not you better [ __ ] not not on my stream you better not no no look at me okay i’ll build a door well i’m gonna have to use it i said drive by me get the [ __ ] down get

The [ __ ] down where are you where are you what are you on international waters hello hello what i got your balls just dropped i’m back man i’m kind of sad man i need i need you to help build my micro boost man but we need walls first we can’t have that it’s

Just no stop talking about walls man we can always turn this into a bus like a caravan like a caravan yeah no man not a caravan man put some sad music man i’m really sad right now oh okay i’ll play the same christmas song i played before

Oh yeah your baby’s back oh no she’s not oh no she’s not what did you call me you know what you’ve really added some pep to my step now so i’m gonna use some of my old past confidence hey what do you like discs what a weird oh yeah

Yeah i say we speed up you’re oblivious don’t turn around don’t turn around i’m not oh he [ __ ] took him out he took out well i can’t remember his name look at this i said just know i took that bullet for you no don’t do it no no

Hey no no shoot me not them actually no shoot them leave my homies in alone i’m calling i’m calling hello hello hey man [ __ ] that [ __ ] know that we’re having we’ve been having a rough time out here in exile but this has really made me feel better can i how

Can i body guard you yeah okay and you promised you’re like no no no trust me true hey md trust me empty’s code md’s code for mega mega drug are you ready are you ready yeah hey man you want to go golfing okay okay okay

Hey man megan do you want mega dick do you want to go do you want to go golfing no no man you got to do it like hey man oh you want to go golfing okay fine oh my god your homies are on fire your homies are on fire you [ __ ] man

Oh no no no i just wanted to build a house for you put me in bed look at them look at them what [Applause] hey look at me look at me i’ve been in the same place as you before i’ve been in the same place

I know it’s [ __ ] i know it’s [ __ ] up all the time the only thing that could make me happy is if we build this in real life yeah trucker man this is dream car yamiko booze mexican dream yeah i’ve i’ve had enough of you [ __ ] no no no no

No no wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait no no no i’m your i’m his bodyguard i was no i please no what do you mean this is a warning for you this is a warning for you you ready is talk to the me was so so so quick even though

You had almost almost the equal armor no mate you talked to me talk to me mexican dream