Hey get back your dog and get back your dog no he’s fine he’s fine he’s fine a the llamas head on your dog what’s happening why are you pushing everybody down here dog oh hey you dropped the cat down here fool oh he just fell into llama Oh no he eated himself in the lava joystick dog I can’t I can’t hey dog don’t go in there why not fool hold on let me check something why dog who needed that stuff anyways right what are you talking about look dog I don’t know how to tell you this but you remember When I died in that lava and I lost all my stuff yeah yeah yeah I took a lot of it from there it was a creeper outside a dog at least we have leather right I don’t want to know why you have leather in there dog it’s just me and you living Here I don’t want to know what kind of stuff look I move my bed somewhere else it’s a little too close to yours now that I know you have leather in your chest okay hey dog if so hey that’s for what Corey bought okay let me turn on Friendly fire again I’m gonna give you some stuff look look this is all I got right now for but watch watch watch I can make you I can make you some bruise no check this out ay-ay-ay you promise you’ll you won’t be talking about one Eat after I do this you got to promise me right now otherwise I’m gonna take it away from I promise I’ll never talk about you-know-who ever again all right fool this one’s for you oh hey doggie I don’t even care about this diamond sword a dog hey hey where You going hey fool where you going hey hey what’s going on Holmes I almost died getting those diamonds fool are you what you’re saying right now dog you hear that what you mean what I’m saying fool dog this is life or death do you know what you just ran into your sword bigger Than mine that’s cuz I’m a real cholo but anyways let me go back to cry your ungrateful dog and I turned off it turned off friendly fire too and now I regret it fool I’m smacking you right now so heartbroken IRA you said in the last video then we were gonna go sail The ocean dog so what do we do I don’t even know how to build a boat I don’t even know how to make this a dog where is the ocean I don’t even know what an ocean looks like it’s but a salty dog oh Hey who had the puppy was it me or you hey dog I think he grew yeah we’ve left them there that long we gone hey I told you the concept of time and hell is so different ten years old everybody’s still sitting there like a Good boy dog a dog that dog is more loyal than my ex-wife don’t laugh like that again dog did you disconnect hey come here dog hey what’s up dog I got you a boat a dog nice set it on the ground there you go Hey dog we got a boat how do I land with the boat I’m gonna I’m gonna participate in the upcoming Mexican cholo Olympics fool hey dog don’t do it you got so much to live for hey hey bro let’s grab our dogs and we’ll pick a direction they’ll come with us Hey those dogs look that way what do you see lots of hills okay now look that way I see empty over that way no no dog what the do you see right there that’s not ocean fool that’s just a water dog water leads to a bigger body of water dog did You watch that Dora the Explorer when you were a kid is that how you learn all this exploration stuff hey dog I get my information from the experts is that boot yeah this one’s mine this one’s mine this one’s yours yeah do you know which one’s yours they Both have a red collar right click on it or do that there you go anyone you attack they’ll attack and anyone that attacks you they’ll attack not stupid yeah hey I’ll race you there not a nice this way is this way where you going hey okay there we go you know How to drive a boat I’m trying to learn a dog remember wherever you look the boat goes yeah but mine was being stupid I think it’s cross-eyed hey where you going you’re going the wrong way for a dog what if we get to the to the ocean And it’s not cool the ocean is amazing dog I don’t know what you’re done where’s the oh that way dog this way this way oh it continues this way for you are gone three roads take me home do a play you Mexico no no no it’s a Higher-pitched dog no no it’s to Mexico oh yeah you right from the beginning from the top country roads take me home the mullah please no no no no no fool that’s to Mexico not to a place where you get the lower fool dog you ain’t never read the Lira it’s too much crap genius dog it’s to Mexico where I belong fool ok ok we’ll sing it your way from the top from the top gone three rows take me home oh that doesn’t make any sense if you think about it look country roads take Me home to Mexico that doesn’t make any sense bog where I belong korrina’s we’re gonna have to fight about this wall dog hey I’m telling you dog I’m about to turn on friendly fire again for we can fight about it if you want a dog there’s a cow blocking our way Hey he’s over there saying Moo shall not pass you did not just kill a cow I got some beef with you a dog he’s not even uttering a word hey dog I’m sorry for milking this country roads take me home to Mexico where I belong Carla’s kindness a las conchas take me Home mexico los corridos sayin ido tienen Frio e Tapatio say Quran and soos Madrid That’s a horse yo that’s a black stallion fool come here boy come here boy come here for our our how do you say what do you do what do you say the courses oh oh whoa whoa hey hey hey hmm Oh dog you can actually write it hail You fool hey what the [ __ ] dog I want a horse is bone did you take my horse fool no dog is my horse I just found the dog I swear get off my horse I know ain’t no dog this is my horse I swear on my Valentina Sauce dog hey dog what do you do what are you doing dog don’t sit no dog what are you doing that the horse it’s not gonna work okay okay you can have it hey dog why don’t we leave such a path to destruction everywhere we go that’s your Fault food don’t mess with me but watch out for all these holes right here they could be caves and we could fall and break our legs and then we die and then we’re still oh damn dog watch damn look at that I almost fell on that thought That’s what I just said wait oh the dog oh yeah you don’t want to fall into that dog hey this is a nice place to build a house dog it is kind of yeah let me fix it I built it in such a hurry I wasn’t Even thinking hey I don’t roll that way though I don’t want you to get the wrong idea for a matter of fact look look look it’s my room dog matter of fact there you go weird dog I don’t see it it’s loading in but it might be the ocean Ain’t never mindful I think it was just another river it’s been days I don’t even want to sing country roads take me home to Mexico where I belong con us kindness Tapatio Mexico my country home I don’t want to sing that song no more dog hey dog no keep going trust me Don’t give up so masterful a it’s just another village dog let’s kill them all dog you guys are only frame hey leave your horse over there dog I got it I got a night we killed them but we infiltrate from underground bog and look at the look at Him look hey look at the look at them look at them they’re talking dog that fools crazy dog he’s talking to the wall ain’t Douglass put him out of his memory for he saw me quick under the house dog your water underwater underwater Google breaking in from below dog let’s go to School dun dun da da dun dun da da da da da da he’s right up there for he’s right above us a thug you’re ready to do this I’m ready though the operation blows dog you remember where that the getaway van is I got a question for you dog yeah Well something why are we doing this you ever think about how we go on adventures but as cholos we never commit crimes like we’re supposed to that’s what I’m talking about fool we’re not even gonna kill him fool we’re gonna go in there and take all this stuff that’s what I’m Talking about real cholos do easy let’s do the dog oh oh oh it’s not much of a surprise a joystick I’m under his bed should I break the bed from underneath and have him fall in here we close it up dog and we trap him in there you ready For this fool I was born ready dog are you tired to wake you up dog but like uh-uh we came to take your stuff so [ __ ] hurry up hurry up to his thing I’m going I’m going hurry up fool let them out they lay them out don’t let him out and you staying Right there dog that’s what I’m talking about hey what the oh you just died hey the golems actually friendly unless you attack him don’t attack the golem okay yeah twelve seconds later no no don’t do it joystick don’t do it size them up but don’t do it for don’t do it dog I’m Telling you it’s not worth the dog it’s not working hey break it up right now dog ain’t no no no break it up right now dog all right break it up a fool eh-eh-eh hey I know you’ve been snorting that crack I see I see exactly what that look in your eyes Fool look at that look at those red eyes fool right now we ain’t got time for this fight dog right now you better get ready cuz he saw some villagers coming to get you dog so you better keep on walking for get your crackhead ass out Of here before I come get you dog the money joystick alone fool hey you a monkey’s coming after you I told you not to pick a fight with don’t buck ain’t no joke he just gated you like his nothing a don’t don’t mess with crack Kids fool look at his eyes look at him dead in his eyes for that look at look at those eyes dog that fool is on something right now dog are you hungry fool there’s beats here and we can steal their food hell yeah dog damn bomb their entire year’s worth Of crops we said no murdering holy Sh hey behind you dog the golden fool crazy he just needed the zombies I can’t live with myself after I just did that dog just eat don’t do it food the dog I have no I gotta redeem myself don’t do what I Think you’re about to do fool don’t do it fool I’ll do it first I swear I’ll do it first oh hey we’re okay just watch out for the luck oh you just fell in the lava oh you just a dog that’s how fast can he go so Fast ain’t get down here fool hey get back your dog and get back your dog no he’s fine he’s fine he’s fine a the llamas hang on your dog what’s happening why are you pushing everybody down here dog hey you dropped a cat down here fool Oh he just fell into lava oh no he ate it himself in the lava joystick dog I can’t hey hey hey don’t do that dog look look he’s coming for you dog hey you better run even the big is chasing you fool I’ve never seen a pig chase Somebody look at him stop right there criminal scum nobody breaks the law and my watch I’m confiscating yours hey you think I’m afraid of you fool golems are for being a the mama cat is looking for her baby cat fool damn she’s gonna be heartbroken then Video Information
This video, titled ‘Mexicans Raided a Minecraft Village and THIS Happened [Episode 3] [Roleplay]’, was uploaded by special edd on 2019-08-07 23:58:45. It has garnered 643238 views and 17145 likes. The duration of the video is 00:15:21 or 921 seconds.
Joystick HAD to mess with a Golem… In this episode we travel to a village and try to pillage. We pretty much failed.