MikikeiVod “DisguisedToast” Minecraft TWITCH RIVALS – MASAYOSHI GAMES ^_^ 01|13|23

Foreign time for some Minecraft witch Rivals I have no idea what’s happening John just asked me hey you want to play my Minecraft revivals I’m like hell yeah so I’m here to play Minecraft to travel so that’s gonna be fun I think I’m on the team with uh

Mendo Flex ninja and Jay Park um I know uh I kind of know all these guys uh so I think uh it’ll be a good time and it is a very random team though Lex Flex ninja not Ninja but yeah uh it’s the day after we qualify for BCT Challengers I still kind

Of can’t believe it I’m super happy there’s so much things I have to do now um but we are getting it done or trying to set up calls with like a logo designer and uh trying to like see if we can put stuff up on social media like right now I’m

The social media Twitter page for the team but obviously eventually will want our own social media keep your logo chat like that logo will be part of you know quote-unquote DSG history which isn’t like it sounds weird to say because PSG started like a week ago but uh

If we’re if we’re gonna do cool stuff we can we can’t show up with Ms paint doodle logos um but uh I think it was very cute for the way it started um but I I you know you guys know my brand it’s all about being super cool right

That’s my brand right being super cool and uh when you guys type in cap uh so it would like we’re just we’re just exploring some uh some options here nothing set in stone uh yeah um the players have the day off uh I was talking to my coach about he’s like I

Was like are you gonna are they gonna get time off like what’s your schedule looking like but they’re getting a couple days off so that’ll be good for them and then it’s back on the grind because Challengers start in two weeks which is crazy like I thought we would

Have like a month to like chill and stuff I was like all right and two weeks uh you’re gonna be playing against TSM phase G2 guard and uh yeah good luck with that it was like and and the scary thing is we don’t they don’t really like we don’t really have

That much like Intel on all of them but all these teams now have like so much Intel on us uh so it’s up to Ocean and steel to uh cook up some more uh new strats yeah yeah I’ve been listening um I’ll probably like show this clip somewhere but uh I’m

Not gonna show it now but let me just play you guys the audio uh off that last moment because I just thought it was a really I I love listening to uh Pro Player comms because like hearing the way they talk and their emotion you never get that on like a broadcast stream

There we go I’m not gonna review any of all strats of course but uh I I want to play um the moment uh the last moment and you can hear the emotion okay 13 seconds I’m excited 10 seconds left [ __ ] God can’t stop here I’m your iPhone yeah I’ll probably uh post a full clip somewhere but yeah you can just hear how happy they are right so I will um yeah there’s there’s just a lot to uh do before um Challenger start all right uh let me make sure I’m not

Late for my twitch Rivals event I’m definitely late but let me make sure I’m not even later than I already am just porch Again Minecraft names okay looks like a lot of people are having Tech issues so I’m I’m chilling that’s why clear said let me write oh yeah apparently

Uh clear toad steel that he was shooting heads and that’s why steel ended up opting because uh clears like trade with me um and that’s just confidence right you know you’re like on fire that you don’t want the op anymore all right team I’m on team Mendo with Mendo each Park official flexinja

Should be fine Mendel’s uh he’s a sweat and everything he does and uh Jay is very competitive I think flexinja is pretty competitive too deal was so good at it yeah Steel like he really wanted to win and he normally you don’t expect too much frags

Out of your uh igl Slash smoke player but he was he was dragging out he was fragging out let me pull up the driver’s streams to see uh what’s happening I’ll be doing this I was jumping with joy you know there’s so many different players here so many different teams

Coming together for an incredible clash it’s sure to be a spectacle to say the very least Broden how about you what are you thinking oh I was also leaping with joy bounding with joy um I’m excited for this this is the the the inaugural event of of masayoshi’s

Minecraft so I’m really excited to see what happens it’s really funny to see and hear you guys say that you were jumping with joy and like you have the most dead band face and voice and I’m just like where are you really don’t know you had to be there you had

To be there I was jumping around yeah seriously okay I think you should scare some players into you you know think about the strategies and stuff right because again this is a game mode our leader is here our caring I’m quitting this team um we’re gonna do another reboot okay

Okay you better take it easy take it easy I know you’re uh you’re a wise man I don’t think you should take brush decisions I better still be God my PC cannot handle this I’m on a laptop and we’re doing proximity voice with mods hopefully uh my PC does not crash

Looks like you’re doing server reset real quick though it’s because we’re in a cave John got this fancy uh proximity voice thing so like if you’re talking in a cave it sounds like you’re in a cave dude you guys should see my inbox it’s like filled with people it’s filled with

College students offering to be DSG social media intern which I think is the funniest thing because that like that’s the one position that like college kids can ask for without any experience like hey you need someone to tweet I know funny tweets and uh I’m surprised this happened so fast I

Was kind of expecting it but two like crypto investors reached out already and like yo we love what you’re doing in the Esports scene how do we get a piece of this I don’t think like crypto money is necessarily like bad like it is a lot there’s a reason why it’s called the

Crypto Arena and not the Staple Center anymore um but I guess like it’s hard to like think about what it really means to like take on quote unquote investors because I don’t necessarily need investors right now like people ask for investors because they don’t want to risk their own money

Which I totally get but just like with my Tesla stocks I’m fully prepared for it to go to zero foreign money can solve everything then TSM FTX would have been the best valorent team or the best League of Legend team but it’s not about the money it’s about

The people I mean the money can get people but uh and I wish it was that simple I like straight up asked my manager like how can I improve our odds of winning is there anything I can buy is there any like service I can pay for is anyone I

Can hire but it’s really just letting um letting the coach and a player cook all right like if the players are gonna put in the work if the coach are going to put in the work that’s how it’s gonna happen like I’ve been talking like an orc owner because I say [ __ ] like

Oh my God we’ve beat you know so and so in scrims this is a really good sign wait for the start uh like most of my travels events and then we lose so options my yeah video setting graphics fast brightness brother brother I have been looking for you for so long

This is a little bit better I don’t know no it’s kiss [ __ ] it’s kid [ __ ] pronounce it correctly you’re not even on the team dumbass fix me okay I don’t know what came over me but damn can you hear me reporting for Duty Center I can’t wait to compete

Is that is that a yes I can’t wait to murder hello can anyone hear me freaking Janet um everybody’s really loud man I’m really great work yesterday That’s not true you are so loud okay let’s test that let’s test that stay here okay osmo voice there we go I was gonna Echo we’re gonna hear him Oh my God we have another naked person here that’s what it looks like yes yes hello hello I’ll just talk really loud definitely better but you’re a little louder yeah turn it up that’s the tribal’s going great how’s the audio for uh everyone chat I think the server just crashed

Uh it’s sort of wait hang on yeah VIP clear first clear FPS you are good but everyone else is loud got it I can turn them down a little bit am I bad I can joke hello Foreign I don’t know if you can do it through yeah oh resource packs maybe or excuse me yeah you just no that’s not it definitely not it that’s about it okay who’s this guy oh it’s the most recent valorant org owner no way no hello oh my gosh DSG are you real DSG

Toast holy okay so in the prism launcher oh my gosh okay so in the prism launcher oh this was naked you’re naked Who’s on your team No I said They’re gonna give us oh what oh yeah for those little no Jade did the newest Valentine song and I was surprised not that I don’t think Jay’s an amazing singer it’s just I was like listening to the new valorant song of visions I’m like wow this is a really good song

Like cinematics great too and then someone told me it was Jay later I’m like what Jay saying that um yeah so that was really cool to find out today he’s getting involved with Valor Man Too I’ll Pat keep Crossing so now I can have Jay perform his balance song on my valorant team

Like if we ever have like a DSG hangout session I just bring out Jay to sing wait now I don’t hear anything Dave I can’t hear anything so I definitely can’t hear you’re complaining no oh man you reset hey wait until I reset before you start complaining no audio oh wait

You gotta restart the entire client I don’t like it better when I can’t hear you all right restart the entire client one sec what happened yeah we have a bit of a situation that I believe you are Hey where’s my hammer or something hear me out sorry hear me out okay oh

It is not what big [ __ ] call it the situation further I think it’ll like shut up on the back okay no see what we can figure out like maybe have a drink like sort it out like adults you know excuse me I lost my hammer can I get another one

We are given a camera I think Hunter deserves God Powers I’m going to bear on Earth one who kills me my name is joined the server oh my God you’re ready to go the King has arrived a new teammate Wendy okay yeah oh Okay well that’s nice while it lasted um the lower finals are happening in like 30 minutes right that’s actually pretty big because um it’s going to determine two of the teams it’s gonna be also playing challenges I’m interested to see if any of those teams get picked up like by a big org

I know Matt Lyons is trying to get involved I know flyquest is trying to get involved um so very much I mean who knows maybe a content creator would be like oh my God yo this uh this DSG stuff’s pretty lit I’ll just buy one of the teams who have made

Oh my God I’m inside everyone huh can you be inside me what is someone eating I can hear somebody eating an open mic hello okay very Pokey all right let’s do it what are you eating see this okay listen my chat set me up I can’t hear anyone oh Mr

Can we hear anyone talking can you guys hear me no yeah hey more time to eat it’ll be awesome if they play the nation I thought about doing like a show match between my team and the nation but I think the nation has got something to focus on honestly the nation looks

Really good for a team that doesn’t seem to like practice that much let me explain I saw Stewie and Wardell streaming yesterday which is surprising because I would think they would be like like studying the tapes or something but maybe they’re that confident so I know they practice and they’re like

[ __ ] good for a team that doesn’t like plan their [ __ ] out maybe I don’t know I don’t have Insight on what they’re doing I’m just I was just surprised to see student Wardell streaming and if they qualify there’s such Giga chats foreign I like that confidence

They did too old or oh hello hi oh no it’s not working to restart again they did Tool uh dark ratio when they first met so foreign um manually yeah manually so you just have to wait and then you’ll get your role after what now what do I have to do

Just just wait you’ll get here oh gotcha wait yeah Sonic himself So to win like the entire Challenger scene like internationally it’s okay it’s about four tournament wins away that is that’s a lot it’s four tournament wins in like two weeks to go through all right you know what that’s a deal psychuno and you said it on screen so it’s contractually obligated now okay

Yeah yeah let’s go you don’t get paid anything exposure yeah I love exposure bugs foreign You like the tongue you’re over here there are some people you can hear from like way across the map there was a there was a fortnight tournament a little while ago oh yeah yeah shouldn’t be I like this corner there’s no one talking hit the wrong mic again also

Because I don’t have a second monitor every time I have to ReChat at the ltavo and Chad knows I’m reading chat which is the worst because they start typing some dumb [ __ ] oh it’s good it’s because we’re under the stone it’s like uh yeah yeah I can hear you can you hear me

Okay I might have just had the wrong mic I might have been broadcasting you back to yourself uh yep that’s what it was that’s what it was see I don’t hear myself anymore that’s nice okay okay anyways okay I’ve got a team of four I’ve got a team before I don’t know how

To play Minecraft you probably don’t know how to play Minecraft yes I say we bring our teams together and we role play our way out of this I want to go diplomacy build you know what I’m saying I like what you’re saying the one thing

I gotta let you know I got a team of three I think wait you’re missing one person yeah I think so all right uh where’s where’s your members maybe we could have a meeting pants and one tap and I hear Juan tap might be the best player here

Okay so the I guess I don’t know how the points work like if we team up together we just do we just stay till the end and then we betray each other okay well we we could split the loot we could get those oh oh Jesus anyways the uh you know quarterly

Earnings report that’s when I pulled my penis out all right found your clothes oh I like to do better when you’re half naked whoa Samurai whoa how does this dude I’m just gonna be honest man Patrick Bateman is a little in me hello oh my gosh it’s the Avengers guy we are

Screwed he’s gonna bring the Avengers on us uh did they pull you into an interview before this also yeah I got pulled into it while they asked all right so it’s kind of like a battle royale Adventure at Minecraft I have like five hours all right like you

Have to explore the world to kill like bosses like yo does anyone get your own points nobody said anything so I I asked my child should I do an interview and they all said yes so I start writing a response saying yeah I’ll do it bosses this the heretical king in the Autumn

Islands there will be a game-wide announcement when this boss is about to stop and they’re like okay yeah you can you can go the area around this past will be PVP so be careful around those you may not trust but you know it worked out interesting they did a good interview

There are some bosses you fight together and some bosses you fight um against other players well that’s ours at least we have to prove them wrong no yeah I understand yeah I agree Timmy I love you right here and that took my username my the burninator username okay you want to go

After cycling yeah well I told him I wouldn’t kill him oh but I know I’ll do it so toast set up an alliance so it’s like Uno’s team so we just kill him behind his back I’m done I’m done yeah of course it’s just the weaker players is that Nick Fury hello hello

Bro hey I told you you lied to me look like I thought he said like five hours like oh I don’t have a thousand and I’m like yeah I don’t have a thousand either but he didn’t know about General I know you’re a tryhard is every day I told him

Jump rates of the priority in every game how did you teach your opponents instead of [ __ ] yeah I’m gonna head to the bathroom some type of help you know like he’s not gonna kill me I let him kill like negative other people though no he he actually specifically mentioned it by name of

Someone you wanted to kill when I was in there yeah but he’s not gonna do it it allows you to oh yeah even further yeah that’s a good idea I mean that’s you know they can hear Minecraft in game volume I mean who would you actually say

Is the best the proximity of the voice was so bad it’s me oh probably yeah yeah maybe we’re just sworn enemies choice is yours to make sir Neff sorry when the tournament starts I’m gonna plug into the webcam like I think I get the okay not the webcam Mike play

That oh I can plug in the webcam Mike I can go full rust mode like sound like I’m an outpost I wish I had um we gotta be careful like a headset mic that’s kind of funny though or you just get a C920 it would be funny what’s what’s an yeah

He’s on our team his name’s One Tap uh no no that’s the best mic man I I think my strategy is to yell at people as I’m like running at them okay yeah TV oh you’re gonna scare them how about barking I remember dude here we go like a re what is this

Yes are hidden only you can see your team’s name no she’s not here oh my God dang it oh my gosh I don’t know oh my God all my wood let me hold your wood Ricardo there’s oh this is like the credits weird that they stare at you all right [Laughter]

Oh it’s credits again if she turns around on her back she has two black lines blow around the lobby to learn more about the world oh respawning oh wait we can actually get information by exploring oh we should do that tombs like this can be found marked

As respawn point on your map you can revive your teammates using so sharp which drops upon death right use it so short to revive teammate okay so it’s kind of like Battle Royale you pick up someone who’s died Lantern Titans can be found in shattered Skylands treat them with the boat to pop

Them and gather the loot okay shoot lanterns God air drops every 10 minutes an airdrop will spawn all right so Battle Royale Concepts cool cool what else is there is this guy’s Nose Hello Connor eat the pants oh my God hey man big fan congrats on winning uh the Valerie

Valorant like the entire game you won the game man that’s what I heard that’s the word on the street yeah you’re right yeah we won Valor and it’s a great day for usually uh right Excuse me guys sorry had beans today The list of is a powerful weapon allowing you to shoot both at other players causing massive damage I don’t think that’s my ass punch face fired up ballista if it’s loaded right oh my God Hello Lily craft you do you remember because how much did you pay John to get this team this like my team yeah your team yo my team has like a couple of interests it’s not a good team who’s on your team oh we got Gamers on my team Dave on your team

No no never whose name are you on Lily oh you got I got psychuno damn yeah are you jealous no no I know where are you going away from you oh wait why how’s Japan I mean Taiwan where are you now hey congrats on the team winning that was cool

Hey how come you’re not talking bye wow Sarah crash what you gonna do chat message validation failure of course of course oh oh wait we respond at the same place oh yeah so where are you coming back uh soon Um what time is it there the adventures Hello hello hello oh my God that was a close one Flappy Banks Flappy Banks can be found across the map allowing you to deposit up to 57 oh oh my God you’re on so wait how did you get that far what the hell yeah that’s that was crazy that’s crazy

Yeah yeah I can hear you yeah that’s crazy yeah that’s crazy can you hear me if you’re talking I can’t hear you can you well you can hear me though right you need to how come you’re not talking no I heard you talking like two minutes ago two minutes ago

Oh you’re talking but but my audio’s broken Oh is that you naughty bye wait wait wait wait if I really love you can’t move you have to stay here okay can you can you stay here okay okay I’ll be right back um let’s see obsidian Tenzin quarter J sleepy super TF Conor chobo Wendy a lot of people on here

Rvskara psychuno ammunition we got a lot of Gamers here are you copied lower your UI scale uh okay gooey scale oh too small too small too small oh my God you actually wait can you talk like what it’s like staticky wait it’s so stuck it’s been like that

For a while oh is it just him yeah no I wasn’t talking I was just pretending you could be talking so static here yeah uh it’s still staticky hello oh hi what are you doing man wait it’s so staticky bro what it sounds like it like the mic plug is

Like not plugged in all the way it wasn’t me no no it’s toast your mic sounds fine oh maybe I need to switch to my headset my camera heads Hello have you been practicing for this no I had other things going on okay have you but we’re gonna win right uh I know I heard you talking to flex and you said he has five hours of Minecraft he didn’t know about jumping and like critting

Why is he on our team man though I I didn’t get to pick oh no can we can we kick him yeah just replacing with someone else no like just remove him and not even replace him wouldn’t it be better to have a fourth player nah he’s a liability because he’s gonna

Be like yo can I get some armor and a weapon and it’s like in wow and a good boot drop and then the bottom BPS asked for it oh yeah they go it’s a huge upgrade for me and they’re wearing like Blues yeah like of course it’s gonna be a huge

Upgrade but you’re wearing [ __ ] gear we could just kill him and not revive him oh I guess that that makes a lot of sense we can use them as bait or something oh yeah we can just send him in a straight line and say we’ll meet him

Over there and just see if he lives wait is that Oh that’s a horn oh bark at me Oh God I came starting already [Applause] visions okay kill him kill them all let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go where are we going uh building building oh both go places both go places swamp get get in my boat okay we’re good all right oh there’s people on the right oh you keep going keep going

Homicide murder Flex is Left Behind there you go get get the stuff it’s already lost get the stuff get the stuff I got a sub token like a twitch sub token yeah you can deposit them how about you give me three thumbs and I’ll give you six sub tokens looking forward what is

Oh God I don’t know what what anything that’s happening but I’m so scared I’m so sort of subtoka twitch Subs wait four subs for twitch Subs uh I’ve got wait I forgot how my commands work um here I have a sword okay I have a sword

I got a sword I can stab someone with this oh yeah now we need yeah whatever I got a rare sacrificial knife oh yeah you can definitely stab something with that okay we’re gonna uh they went up Mendo look out for tracks yo yo yo where’s where’s Mendo uh he’s that Village

Yeah yeah Lucas I’ll go around foreign wait there’s so much twitch which Subs what the heck yo a a player can get rich from all these twitch Subs oh are we playing with twitch Subs is that like the gimmick convert it to real subscribers at the

End of the game drops on death oh what this is just this is cash this is this is just money I got 50 bucks on me don’t take my money Mendo can you take my sub I got 14 sub pumpkins wait that’s a wall right uh it’s 14 Subs it’s pretty good

That’s a lot do you guys know where it is oh the the bank nah yeah oh we we are given a map with the location of them though and pull up the map we are map press G and you have a map oh we’re on an island

Yo let’s take a boat and go to the Shipwreck Maybe to the north yeah you see it yeah that looks scary let’s do it yeah you’re a [ __ ] let’s go all right let’s go to boats this yeah at this something on the map like that that means it’s got good stuff

I hope it’s not like just for visual wait there’s pressure plates on those um on that bridge but maybe it’s just for visual wow this is this is an entire Pub G map almost foreign Lords on this boat yo we just got schemas there’s nothing here oh

Wait Mendo can you can you throw this in the bank later when you go here wait this is such a cool Monument for loot yeah I can’t even drop them no they’re yours I don’t think you guys want to head towards the portal to the west or those lead to good places

Oh they’re gone maybe it’s just better for everyone to split up like we looted that little Island right like what’s distracting well that was a waste yes it was yes it was hmm I should I should stick with tea if I run into like another Squad it would be really bad

There’s a bank here let’s see what the bank is all about there’s ten thousand dollars worth of sub scattered in the chess foreign oh yeah this this looks like a place where I can get killed oh it’s empty it’s been looted oh one’s been here someone looted this place

Okay so let’s just go further though I didn’t have anything yeah let’s go find people to kill I like homicide let’s commit homicide oh my God it might split up and then we just roll up on someone you want to stop here wait two two stag uh no no more stack four stack

This way this way there might be oh there’s a whole island here boats oh I see people [ __ ] maybe that’s the rest of them foreign yeah I think they’re heading towards the shore do you pick up the boats oh yeah you can yo we see people

We see people all right let’s get it right you want to just run up on them yeah yeah yeah human though all right let’s go yeah yeah all right Flex I’m gonna entry money double smokes we’re going up here up here up here thank you again real monsters

No we were about to murder some kids foreign come on wait did everyone yeah everyone just connected yeah oh they have poison damage all right all right let’s go let’s go team follow me this guy has a diamond side where’d you get down hello team

Go no wait yo what’s up wait we’re your team now I got disconnected I don’t know what happened oh yeah all right all right let’s go over here just go over here just oh there’s no PVP in this wait how does like I have a diamond site hey it’s like it’s your team

Oh for you Tycoon was trying to control us no no I’m just saying it we could kill saikuna right now and no one would know there’s no PVP enabled peace offering all right yeah you’re gonna think about the peace offering test it makes your volume go do you remember

When you were chainsawing that Forest on Rust and he killed me what if you did that to saikuna right now wait let’s go on this Tower maybe there’s something I can’t I can’t do it to viago guys there’s a grace period for two minutes it says when you attack me two minutes

Wait really here does it say for you too oh oh two minutes you’re right so we can start killing in two minutes guys come discover this with me yeah this might be eluded no there’s mobs over here there was like hella mobs I think they’re still loot here

Oh so PVP turns on in two minutes most of the stuff is going to be needed air drop air drop hey drop man those for sure going to the airdrop I’ll wait for my team though are we going to the Air Jordan oh yeah let me grab Jay

That’s what I got that’s sort of God if you try and take my airdrop I’m gonna kill you it’s gonna be in this building how do you get up there it’s gonna be in this area hey grace period is over occupato what occupado what the hell does that mean

No no visitor no no visitor today no no thank you this up right here no thank you no hello this guy’s toast no thank you no what do you mean by that no no what do you mean by that no comment no okay it’s gonna land on top of the roof

So I don’t know how to get it no my airdrop mine not not for you no I think we’ll contest what tip what are you doing perhaps one step it’s engaging what’s funny come on hey what’s up don’t hit the guy man he’s cool dude we gotta get the air drop bruh

Mendo I’m being bullied they’re taking the airdrop window he’s in the basement oh he’s in the tunnel somewhere wait what is he in the sky or the ground wait is the air trap on the roof can anyone even leave that get it back yo guys I hear other people yeah they’re

Upstairs taking out loot but it’s on the roof but you can’t even reach it who hit me hey but I’m not yeah they got the loot they got the loot let’s go let’s go let’s go kill Jay wait that was J wait I apologize you killed Jay

Wait you killed Jay all right you guys win for now but we’ll be back get out of here I’ll use get the [ __ ] you up all right can we take his body home for burial yeah all right wow get out of here I’m scared take anybody else better here boys

This is my first kill of the game oh Jay’s dead what’s his body how do we get a soul his body should be somewhere around here where he got murdered I don’t know where exactly got murdered hmm thank you when you bring Jay back to life holy [ __ ] take everything lose corpse

Stay back now we’re getting rolled eat wait I can’t eat can I eat why can’t I eat oh like Ninja’s dead wait is everyone dead for me oh this is the squad white okay I need to get their soul somehow to Res them I need like Soul points I think they’re called

How to get Soul points you can also find Soul shards and chat chess ah [ __ ] am I the only player left though I’m the only one alive so I need to find Soul shards to rest my teammates from chess oh is that so short oh that’s one Soul shard thank you admin

Okay I’ll bring back one player for now uh nearest spawn point is Holy okay this one’s the Southwest but that looks kind of dangerous I want to go to the north one it’s a little far but I think it’s a little safer but you know they don’t mind if I had a

Little uh on the way there right nope empty I imagine all of this stuff is gonna be needed well they’re kind of in a popular area yeah I’m gonna I’m just gonna be line it North Foreign so if your team gets wiped out then what I’m coming now for the tough decision on who to revive has anyone needed this damn it someone’s been here I think the best thing we can do is to just try and murder another team bring him back um click to revived

Hey welcome back yeah oh hey hey man all right we gotta find two Soul shards and probably avoid the center of the map because some of those people just have diamond armor and just one shot yeah there’s a gear diff right now I think we just explore don’t engage loot up

Yeah Gear’s gonna make a big difference this area is looted as well enough got killed that’s big oh oh who goes there oh it’s Tina and I’m not I’m not gonna I’m not gonna hit you Tina oh don’t worry now you’re making me look really bad you’re making me look like as

If I was attacking hey you know did he hurt you did he hurt you ominous from a distance okay oh that’s a bait you guys have some nice gear you guys any you guys got anything that you’re not using I’m kind of down that’s my Ally you want a ring I can

Give you a ring no I’ll take a ring oh thanks man thank you careful puns careful careful yeah you can’t be trusted I’m watching you I’m gonna go to the bank really fast he won’t stop staring let’s go let’s go to the bank really quick

One sub token thank you my lords oh oh wow thank you real life currency that was actually exploded he looks good I’ll kill her later right now my team’s at the bottom all right well looks like that is there any area that might have flutes the main city oh that’s so risky

The bottom right probably included there’s no way the main City’s not loser right but it’s also the most dangerous no one would ever go to the main city what yo okay what happened what yeah we just got admin for sure huh Hello whoa wait was it a reset

I thought everyone just got raised oh a second chance okay the mountain is yeah let’s get it looted yo there’s a lot of stuff underneath if we can get to the tunnels no go left the top of that mountain is not looted we should go there I was just there

All right second chance and everyone gets a soul shot thanks admins thank you yeah some of these guys are so Giga geared that’s crazy uh do the chests respawn loot because otherwise we’re like super [ __ ] and we have to wraps yeah rat gaming wait all my items reset when I got

Teleported yeah same I’m kind of my tent which Subs I’m broke how am I gonna pay for my Valentine now can you even scale this mountain are we goats from Skyrim tenzen and her team are fighting another team where I’m at now okay the West oh lanterns shoot these with the boat

You can’t do it right oh those wait those are all the lanterns wait so much of them heck you know chest refill grab more loot oh all the chests storm the bird reached the highest room in the bird oh Mentos and the highlands already of world events that’s all the way to

The South we ignore that let the other teams go for it while we try and find loot but I’m stuck in the middle of like a hundred mountains this one with the ballista at the top is there a reason why I’m climbing this Giant mountain

I hope this loot at the top if not it’s going to be really awkward and here giant ballista that you can aim what the heck I’m just gonna keep going to the top and I hope this ridiculous if not I just wasted 10 minutes foreign important why am I up here

Why am I up here man that’s just a bank up here nothing else I see light though it’s gonna slow ly down with the light foreign oh it’s underground and I was exploring the top and that’s why I can’t find anything because nothing’s up to popped at all at the bottom

You find any good loot yeah no that’s cool that’s cool oh there’s no point booting where men don’t do this I should split off a hunger glow I got no gear I got no food uh pretty damn bad right now Chad they did resettle boot on like a bunch

Of places though so oh hey my vertigo is kicking in let’s scale the side of the mountain oh wait I see a chest on top of the trees wait that’s for sure parkour no I just say get down without getting myself killed no oh I’m alive okay

So this Loot on top of this tree that’s the problem right now is I don’t have enough energy to Sprint okay here click on this go on here here damn Bop chest three sub tokens you need anything nah I found three sub tokens I’m up big I’ll bet and a freeze ring

20 hunger consumption that’s really good to put on dude I got weapons I got everything you know I’ll take some food and a weapon I’ll be honest I lied I actually have nothing thanks holy what did you we should I think I looted almost everything inside here

Okay we definitely didn’t do it on purpose but splitting up is actually good because we find the res items through chests and if we’re all grouped we all die if we lose a fight uh my smart we’re actually just ratting okay I need to make my way downtown

Eh yeah that looks like a shower drop windmill Valley this event going on on the bottom right oh I see someone oh he has gear on oh there’s someone else let’s leave hello oh it’s Timmy hey what’s up isn’t there a grace period right now yeah wow wow why would you

Even try to hit me though wait why would you even check what do you mean that’s why I asked if there’s a grace period that’s why I was just making sure um yeah we need gear man we need we need beer like ASAP this is the place where we got killed

Where do we go where do we go where would there be the main city I’m I’m gonna take a risk I’m going to the main city I don’t have any good gear I don’t have armor oh zombies and pretend like they don’t exist like the voice that’s in your head hello

Hello oh wow that is a lot of zombies yeah so let’s have a question do you know how to revive people uh do you have a solo shard no I don’t do anything yeah you need to get one of those and once you have one of those people uh you can kill people

Or you can get it from chess okay and then when I get one of those I just go where do I go uh you open your map with G and then you’ll be able to are you good you’ll be able to see respawn points yeah okay sweet man thank you toast I

Appreciate you think anyone’s been to the main city good luck right probably there’s a lot of zombies here okay nice they’re burning at least get him wait no zombies on fire is worse than regular zombies God damn it God damn it and I’m hungry so I can’t even imagine

The wrist rings in these if you need nah how do we get in open up might be like an event later oh wow how many rings do you have sir ring up you have an ax they killed the king thank you everyone’s having fun over there I don’t I want to have fun

But it’s so far away oh my teammates get down there I fell loot what’s the quick loot thing that that is nice makes you slow though yeah yeah go ahead and grab it you’re a fighter just here for the Apple foreign oh God people foreign Lucas and so much people and I’m so down bad I can’t like reliably fight anyone the highest room lies in the highest tower they’re still trying to get geared gun and Tina are fighting a team right now thank you I’m just gonna roam the streets pick up whatever scraps I find

The swamp look nobody ever goes to the swamp review that’s the well this place looks nice so it’s definitely been looted oh a hatchet maybe not maybe not they may have missed something or the gear is so good they don’t even want a hatch it yeah they probably just left this

Hatchet behind on purpose because it’s kind of useless I need a bow so I can shoot lanterns I know that drops dude all right so this swamp’s been looted yeah I keep going all right I’m going to use a secret strategy hey admins can I get back my nine sub

Tokens and 15 steak I lost when I got beat that’s my secret strap dude that is smart right I I got I got a big brain look I had nine South tokens and I have 15 steak all right I’m not even cheated please hey oh hey oh thank you thank you thank you

Oh they actually gave my stuff back oh we’re all big now it’s a good day good day okay I’m I’m back in the game now a lot of witches here no point to kill these mobs I’m pretty sure they don’t drop anything useful now I’m Gonna Roll with Mendo you might

Be able to sneak out on someone and take you I just feel bad if it’s gonna be someone that I like but I need your we should take a boat maybe we can find the unsuspecting straggler somewhere may we go somewhere with a lot of chests and wait for the next respawn foreign

Leads to the West let’s find out I got a green sword if you need it no no oh wait does this just oh what the huh I think both are supposed to do that that says we keep going less but it looks like this isn’t waterfall oh my God we gotta go here

Let’s get that chest oh break the boat and maybe pick it up did we just go down the water maybe hell yeah The world shakes visit the desperate uh wastelands you see what’s happening wait that’s where we are oh God a lot of people are gonna show up here this is a portal I just walk in I oh just take you to the other portal hey take him back take me back portal

I should try and stay with men though we might be finding someone soon there’s under the waterfall we drop there’s a town but there’s also an event going on if you want to cross the chains on our rights Maybe that is true people are gonna start showing up soon

Oh it says this event is underground it this was it literally spawned as soon as we got here like we have an admin watching for sure the one you’re at the one you’re at is on the ground all right so we gotta go there talk about a rest Beacon I think

So what’s happening here The Prompt prompts and go and find out what’s going on this town with a chain oh this is sick hopefully nothing bad happens oh my God follow the Stars light to the Wasteland for the great loot will bless you stop telling people to come here

The night oh God okay unless there’s an Elden ring jump puzzle huh oh boy well we went too far didn’t we I think so like we’re outside of that um Circle right I’m so curious what’s down there there’s only one way to find out right

Oh no no no there’s no way to find out I can’t even see the bottom it’s too risky yeah let’s head around the side first like if anything you go up not down you can’t even go up it’s so dark no maybe there’s nothing down there I feel like it should be here

Though isn’t this a res Beacon that’s all it is oh oh [ __ ] people I don’t I don’t hear anything I don’t see anything there’s definitely bad guys here man well this does but how do you get the ammo needed to shoot the Ballista wait this oh this one has one in it already

What are we shooting at okay we can use this I can probably use this to shoot some hey guys I come in peace okay I know who’s that do you have any food bro I’m so hungry I have no food I got rings I’ll take rings I just spawned in I need um

I’ll take any free handouts you have no food for the poor no actually no that’s why I’m not jumping so much okay I should do that hey stand still buddy whoa don’t hey where are you putting that thing hey stand still I need to test something wait is it is that toast yo

Hi toast are you watching the games today uh yes yes I am I think it’s going on right now I think they started what’s that I think it’s happening right now right yeah I think it starts at eight there’s like one best of three going on before it and then

Um the next one go back though thank you I see people oh It’s too stinky I’m literally gonna end your bloodline like I’m not kidding you are completely naked you’re not holding a weapon I have like the only way I would need to stop start no no no not that give me something I’m not gonna arm you no what if I threaten you

Not like this don’t worry Mendo I got you thank you where’s another one I’ve got a sword yeah how do I shoot this thing you have to uh punch the base of it punch it thank you guys for learning okay I know it’s gonna happen a big ass

Worm is gonna spawn that we have to kill with the ballistas right now when the sun comes up well hopefully no one punched the bass just now and used up the arrow I have 12 arrows on me you can’t you crashed out here forever oh can you please here’s the thing

Lauren I’m gonna shoot okay I’m gonna shoot the big boss you have to shriek and scare people away go like ooh e-girl or something and just make people not kill me when I kill the boss okay okay who’s this person yeah yeah everybody has nothing huh

Did you guys die too yeah yeah we all we are online who’d you guys die to um natural causes oh [ __ ] oh my gosh how many okay though the theory is that a boss will spawn here oh God this people oh they’re all bring friendly with each

Other I guess there’s no PVP here yet we have to kill a thing together right [ __ ] you Timmy [ __ ] you tell me wait wait wait my team was trying to talk to you I’m sorry I’m shooting the witches talk to you you literally just over here

God I said are you back how do we hit it can you hear me oh yeah hey toes did you rest are you an admin did you rest in me oh no here it is I didn’t I bro I got nothing ah I won HP you know what just kill me bro

Get me out of here um what the heck use the ballistas use the ballistics wait where are the ballistas anybody got some steak nah bro you can eat my leg though a real one oh my gosh is this even killable are we even able to kill this thing

She’s dead again toast do you have a soul Shard I have a soul Shard okay but let me I’ll bring you to a rest point okay I don’t have any energy so um well I can’t Rez her well okay I’m coming over here it’s at the end of this path

Okay yo if I die kill the person that killed me right well the the most likely way you’ll die is probably falling off okay but that won’t happen because I’m a parkour genius all right we’re just gonna follow this chain oh God the worm don’t look at it

You can pretend like it’s not there oh God in so much holes why is there so much holes in this chain oh [ __ ] you were about to fall off together careful SpongeBob careful I’m Patrick you on the Taiwan ping okay wow this is the fun part what

You you have don’t fall off as my advice here’s the soul shard okay all right yeah it’s just right in front like that little uh Brown platform so you just jump on these rocks don’t fall off okay SpongeBob all right right click it are you right clicking it uh welcome back

With SpongeBob oh my God yeah over here ignore the giant worm Yes I literally have been dead who the [ __ ] that killed me hello Santa yeah no [ __ ] I literally I just res I’m standing there when I saw you die conversation yeah with multiple people and he just runs up and one shot shots me I don’t understand I’m like for

[ __ ] what be careful their holes be careful what’s up guys there’s also a giant uh don’t kill you go ahead it’s okay man friendly friendly bro nobody touching you you’re fine oh I’m so [ __ ] tilted no I know when you died I was like oh no oh watch out yeah like there’s a

Giant dragon we’re fighting yeah hey buddy it reminds me of Rayquaza cute thanks for raising me oh yeah this is the most action I’ve gone [ __ ] I haven’t done anything but rest and die all right let’s distribute some loot here um I have uh what I got a hatchet

And a sword and a sword do you okay I’ll take the hatch I’ll take I’ll take care holy [ __ ] dude uh I got two steaks here down to go um group kill somebody anyways oh my God sir fine I don’t know who ELO Santa is um

[ __ ] them I don’t give a [ __ ] don’t push okay don’t push it don’t push it I’m down for that yeah can can I not fall off these stairs no gosh yeah I feel like I should have fallen multiple times skeleton skeleton oh yeah with your bare hands respect if

You guys have any swords I literally have nothing to me yo there’s more skeletons behind us hey yo oh [ __ ] holy back it up back it up get her I’m one H bro I’m one H you have one in there now no attention come back okay okay is it loaded okay I

Found it I found him I found it my friends I found him oh okay go oh grace period where is he oh we’re still trying to kill this thing it’s low it’s low we [ __ ] it up We did it one more head Skeletons wait is it is it dead phase two phase two yo give me your loot give me a loot I did nothing oh region open okay reach it does that mean I think we did it we’re still skeletons yes who asked did you want to score me Ava oh God

We did it right hey you guys got soul charge yeah I have two all right cough it up one I mean cough it up bring your friends if you ask them I say I’ll give you one I want some twitch Subs you’ll take that well we did we didn’t agree on how much

I’m already at Max what the gummy how many more do you need to for to be on max um I think like 20. all right give her some give her some sub coins toast oh that’s all I got all right I said the ones in my hands oh on

Wait Andy responded I think he’s coming back oh he is hey what’s up you just hit me hit me I’m sorry okay okay I forgive you I got you here you want to run fast yeah cool stuff wow I got so Shard Lex is alive though wait there’s an airdrop here ow

What’s the skeleton mind you oh got him thank you just refill grab more loot dude I’ve just been a rat this entire game I need to go meet up with my team where are they whoa there’s like three air drops what the heck yeah no no thank you no no no I’m I’m

Good thanks no I’m okay no it’s fine I don’t I don’t wanna ah no no I’m I’m okay I’m good guys stupid stop that now on my way Mendo oh hey man yo what’s up hey I got some buddies here oh God what are those things they’re horrible there shouldn’t be that

Many left now all right okay there was an airdrop here I didn’t loot it I don’t know how to Well normally it’ll smoke a little bit so you can see it I don’t know maybe a d-spawn might be on the side or something top cool

Hey Tony you want to do a truce type of thing yeah you get one airdrop I get the other well the Middle Air drops looted and we can’t even find an airdrop here I mean if you find itself okay I mean we can go to a different

Wasteland like we can go to the South one I’ll be honest five of them I’m kind of down bad I’m not in any position to negotiate so you can take whatever you want um I mean I’m just curious what’s in an airdrop and I worry that that like other

Teams are just gonna do it Timmy’s team has a full team that one shots everybody so yeah they’re not gonna lie Tammy’s team is kind of cringe we should all team up against you yeah I mean I’m gonna honestly like go have these on this airdrop does that sound good

Five up if you’re gonna kill Timmy you can have the entire airdrop if you find it we we can’t even I will try and kill Timmy I have the weapons to do it well I’ll be there cheering you on here I have I have a tool for you to help with that then

Woohoo there you go have fun Mendo they’re taking the airdrop if they can find it I mean like we can’t really find those yeah no I saw where it landed it’s literally just gone it’s it’s like I don’t know come here it landed right here where there was

Like 30 40 zombies it’s just gone yeah I don’t know that huh so I’m going to that’s all you guys all right you want to go to the Citadel all right jack I bet that’s where Taylor is oh you got a respawn I we have to respond one of our teammates

No we don’t have any oh there’s a team to our right I think we just let’s go this way together but if they look at us they think we’re a team of four you know exactly exactly yo I do I do have a fair so far

Hey you do I mean there’s a bank uh to the right that’s really easy if you guys need to bang something nah I have one sub token okay well um okay the red root City though I assume where the party is there’s a chest refill in 24 minutes uh uh

And the server ends in 45 minutes thank you having a fun time I’m doing my best man go towards the light yo toes come take this for me oh God that’s so much responsibility you already did it once I’ll keep it safe you need a bow or anything uh I could use a

I could use a bow you got a boat I’m gonna place this build down I’m up oh they’re dropping stuff nice nice thank you sir God you can’t tell Chad I’m still sick yeah I got a boat all right this is not how bolts work maybe we just swim stupid boat

Where’s our buddies go back at the swamp again all right let’s go north great ax oh okay Windows got some gear great shield and great ax okay okay I can work with this I don’t have food though that’s the downside silver ring Titans ring oh yeah oh yeah I’m in business now

Hi capybara guess refill let’s grab some more dude oh archimages Rod okay what’s this shoot a powerful magic Ray and Pierce us through enemy uses up a hundred energy foreign just respawns pretty big though let’s see if we can find some chests to leave chicken oh wait this zone is closed off all

Right to the next one yo I got a bow upgrade let me give you mine I got Infinity Unbreakable God damn so take that one I think it has an enchant I don’t know what it is though and those yeah no Jay died no okay we can respawn him it’s an ambush

Okay a few skeletons are lucky I’m on Taiwan pain I don’t know why I’m killing these guys they don’t drop anything Jay died if you want to use the rest thing yeah sounds good oh it shoots like a bolt it’s me ow ow I’m trying to arrest my friend oh Jesus Christ

Where’s the recipe it should be somewhere around here just run him out into the Sun and they’ll die where’s they become it says it’s near here hey I’m good it’s me you know what’s up I just try the rest of bread okay huh why are you running huh

Oh let’s talk hey let’s talk it out oh God there’s so much bad people that’s weird I just want a red straight I don’t even know who those guys were they just started attacking um hmm is it underground or am I just stupid might be underground or something I have food huh

Yes yourself it might be Underground oh hello yo please where to surviving really just need food man where the hell is this red beacon what a man on a horse up there I can’t do anything without food and it’s another oh God this is the only respawn Beacon but I don’t

Know how to get to it must be underground huh uh maybe I can find an entrance I don’t know who that is oh my God you’re right they really have nothing ah no no I didn’t have food to run I’m a ghost now oh super why does everyone look like meat

This map is oh wow really well done I only met those Mendel’s the only one alive oh since I’m dead uh there’s not much to do but to um spectate but you can’t tell who’s who they have a horse I want a horse foreign though like I hope we can like restart this

Game um like not for twitch Rivals but privately and just play for fun because I think uh all this is pretty dang cool it’s like a battle royale map almost Yvonne got murdered and supplemento now whoa foreign kill the duck kill the duck kill the duck

You’re in chat I want to check on the Valerian game real quick what’s the score the first game Silk Road in that kind of tree versus Silk Road I have a full body are stepping up massively appearance for scuba um that’s so intense finally pops able to get two out of his

Cheeky spot Inferno Standing Tall on the site four on two map one one this just starts And obviously just took map too they made it that’s awesome and my Minecraft game crashed and my NPC is almost crashed oh yeah I know we redo my client so oxygen one so they will be one of the 12 teams for uh Challengers now and now it’s gonna be between the nation and

Dark ratio that’s tough they’re both really good teams but only one of them gets to play and challenges there’s Last Chance qualifiers next week but sad to see one of them go uh foreign foreign I’m surprised there’s 46 people alive I figured everyone would be dead by then

Not much to do until we get rest huh oh God guys my PC is exploding I might have to uh restart hang on and I don’t know if I’m coming back well I’m dead anyway so there’s nothing to watch oh wait hang out as a boss I’m

Gonna look at the boss real quick the root Archbishop yeah my PC’s dying yeah it’s John’s twitch stream Masa Yoshi or it’s Masa Yoshi I should know this because I’m like his friend and roommate actually I’m going to rate Sydney first oh my God my screen went blank can you guys hear me

Yeah no no oh God my my PC just literally exploded what the [ __ ] hello what’s going on I need to get a new laptop this is why I think the problem was I tried to stream play Minecraft and watch Twitch stream at the same time on a laptop this is really my mistake