It’s just all right now I gotta let people know you’re not live yet I mean there’s some like now should be now no you’re literally not live you’re literally just not life right now oh my God you’re actually live right now the first person to type in the chat gets a big cookie Darian got here very quickly Did I Really Leave off having no [ __ ] food like this like this badly that’s kind of absurd I know what I have to do I am very I’m very poor as I’m about to make a [ __ ] uh netherrite pickaxe you can imagine being poor oh I forgot I need that wait I forgot About that I have one I have I have one I don’t know where I put it in here I have one but I don’t want to use it I need more diamonds first um so instead we’re going to Chuck all this in there hello everybody my name is Markiplier I’m not Markiplier Do not false advertise I thought you said ball sacks same thing my thoughts on the War of 1812 really silly you don’t know about the war that your own people [ __ ] paused It’s a really important War what’s the war actually called The War of 1812. America no it’s the one that happens like 30 years later um 40 years later yeah the other one it’s when they like came back and then we were like yeah yeah and then we were like why are you back And then they were like I don’t know LOL then didn’t we like Stars yeah you got [ __ ] up yeah yeah just because we weren’t ready that day we’ll be back surely surely all right I have to I’m poor as [ __ ] so I gotta fish I told you I have to do it in F5 so the creeper doesn’t [ __ ] pull up on me are my particles off they might be it might be like my particles are off what is it what was the point of that what’s your problem Yeah I know we don’t [ __ ] with skippity toilet anymore I thought you liked skippity toilet yeah but the creators [ __ ] racist a Russia supporter and an [ __ ] that abuses the YouTube copyright system yeah no we don’t support him anymore when did this happen like a week ago We were talking about this not even that long ago wait my chat is actually working so I just realized there’s two bruh wait it’s working wait well I like this one more though I like the one that is ah whatever man I’ll just keep that one Someone needs to donate so we know if the alerts are working that’s the one done they should be working no they should be working perfectly fine you don’t have to Yeah Boy young can you donate some money please yeah actually okay I’m actually gonna change this because I I prefer the Chat that I ended up setting up instead wait dude okay there we go I like this shed a lot more it takes up too much room though bullion one euro did not work um that’s really cool um and at least you can see in the chat so Yeah that’s the reason why I like this chat more I mean it’s a bit big though I don’t I don’t I don’t think so I was watching this stream why which I am watching so I guess that kind of just defeats the whole point of me saying I wouldn’t launch it yes you Can use that because it doesn’t burn didn’t think they were actually gonna care about that what the [ __ ] not ask you stupid Mouse I mean I can change it pretty easily I can just make the height lower that and then move it down yeah that’s good I mean I thought it was Perfectly fine though but uh Discord is probably pretty low um I can turn that up should be better now went from like 50 to 75. you guys are also just kind of being quiet but I also have the desktop audio is much quieter than everything else What do you mean no good armor why I have only a diamond pickaxe Trance rice [ __ ] God I forgot that I had Soul speed boots that’s kind of funny Um what’s so funny Senpai said me no me no English why are you making fun of them for not speaking English it’s kind of [ __ ] I’m gonna I’m gonna send you to [ __ ] um I’m gonna send you to [ __ ] Spain and see how you like it no stop [ __ ] woman so true Very accurate mods blow up this guy’s house airstrike initiated I got leather boots at some point well even as a [ __ ] Shake a what I don’t know what the [ __ ] Shake oh no Google it go look it up is it one two people like twerk or something or something I don’t want to Google it yeah they’re being told yeah I don’t want to Google it don’t be scared look it up I’m gonna I’m gonna guess this is not very nice I don’t know who Calvin Coolidge is I like when the green modern Markiplier Samia what do you mean you’ve been Forgotten I Know Who You Are I I have Alzheimer’s I’m sorry for forgetting no you don’t I just have a really well I actually have a brain condition that makes my memory bad so but you don’t have Alzheimer’s pretty close oh I guess no damn these these Tick Tock kids self-diagnosing themselves without Simers you’re an outside wait does that mean all right someone I made nevermind when I get a bowl from oh my God you see Japanese you’re definitely not Japanese I’m gonna translate it and you’re getting out of here I was trying to read it actually Japanese would name themselves Sometimes sorry of course not unless they were like weird follow me a woman I mean to be fair they don’t have any reason to believe otherwise hello bro really called me a woman in English and in Japanese monster tickle his feet I might ban that guy abandoned yeah that’s that’s but that’s better There you go is that better yeah that’s better for me okay meow don’t say that yeah you get some weird people you’re so safe what the [ __ ] is lost media archiving going on about the American attorney and politician what the [ __ ] are you talking about oh I want to see them 30th president Is he actually the 30th President because if he is I have no idea why you would expect me to know that you should know that dude most Americans can’t even name like more than like maybe three or four presidents Ronald Reagan Obama Trump Biden um How many presidents are there like 50 something I think Joe Rogan yeah that’s one of them I was playing with shaders last time but the shaders were like completely destroying my stream overlay and my character thing uh so I’m no longer using it because it didn’t work how do you know Freddy Fazbear or Andrew Johnson that’s a tough one oh [Applause] my God let me know I could have stopped talking about probably too large no okay You’re just mad because you don’t know what it is [Applause] not awesome it’s not Kawaii it’s actually probably not yeah because this stream is so wholesome I’m gonna see about it am I allowed no problem you can’t say that word Why it’s funny I don’t know all right I mean I’m blocking you I’m making ethically sourced food for myself that’s so cool I’m gonna like jump all over the tops he’s turning into a vegan someone help no no how to join BC you’re not joining BC you’re not cool enough Yeah this is a private server now we’re running out I’m pretty cool I would say no yeah that’s why you’re in the VC plan and actually just said I’m not cool in here well he’s a shower and that’s all you know and what you’re saying is [Applause] Can I now unethically gather food like I can just go around burning animals if that’s what you mean oh that’s true actually good point well you said a smart thing for once me bam that’s not nice why are you being mean you’re holding me being mean that was a compliment I said You said a smart thing yeah for a while it was very condescending I don’t know um I think you might be confused I don’t even make FNAF videos so how can I make good FNAF videos yeah I don’t even like I don’t even do that like I don’t know He would never do that what does my people want what does it say you paid one Euro to Google I guess what I I did that’s so true I only get 70 uh not cents but whatever it would be what is the like smaller denomination of the euro is there one Are you do you just say [ __ ] 0.7 euros assistance oh it is sent still just like a different ah okay it’s like not the same kind of sense this is just a cute different that’s pretty base you smell okay I only have seven followers on Instagram this is so sad That’s a rule for people I don’t think my Microsoft has any money money hello um yeah but he doesn’t have any proper ones yeah what are my pronouns um I forgore he him something unrelated to the stream to confusement access dude that would have worked if you didn’t [ __ ] see it in The chat for me to see you absolute buffoon unfortunately that’s true it is really unfortunate I need to get more diamonds foreign first I think I’m gonna do more night fishing I want to make sure I just can’t get like jumped by a creeper I’d very much prefer for that to not happen I hope it helps I’m good I wish you nothing but the worst okay I see how it is hello everybody oh there’s three there’s actually four dude they’re [ __ ] each other up you guys are stupid whoa trying to Juke me no I’m trying to like light up my area So that it’s less likely for me to just succumb to a random ass streaker I mean they what the whoa I placed it on the sand and it fell what the [ __ ] oh miscellaneous full men access Sigma edit you’re the [ __ ] stasher what how do you ignition Whoever else yeah are you just like that me yeah you’re asking a person with like a literal brain malformation if they have this once yeah okay I have the number of us if this works here that’s why I’m so bad at math no I think you’re just dumb it’s called The it’s called bike calculus or something I can’t remember bro that’s a type of math what do you want about it you just don’t get it did you not learn anything from Brody’s lesson [Applause] I’m assuming that’s why you remember the word calculus [Applause] but yeah but yeah I have the number Version of Dyslexia but obviously I can’t remember what it’s called would you happen to describe yourself as a sigma and or alpha male [ __ ] no that’s weird it’s weird as [ __ ] not on the internet [ __ ] it’s weird um this cow to listen that’s so real I actually I’m not even Gonna blame you for that because it was pretty close educate us on the life of President Rutherford B Hayes now I don’t know [ __ ] about him I’m sorry question who are you some random person just entered my room some random person I’m sorry I’ll get out I’m sorry Well Rutherford B Hayes is a president like I I knew that he was a president just didn’t know exactly wait I thought I had more food am I insane I think I’m actually insane okay yeah I’m insane all right the life of Freddy cash bear I don’t know anyone by that name unfortunately You’re not even American thank God how does it feel to be better objectively I wish I knew how that felt you told me I’m not better because I’m British okay well that’s a very big difference Americans are bad but British people are worse no and don’t even get me started on the French Okay yeah but like yeah are you though don’t look up World’s least friendly country well but I’m pretty friendly I would say rare not rare I’m like the friendliest person yeah that’s just how I show affection yeah but I’m too sensitive My love language is this is on the forehead that sounds like A new problem I just treat people the way I want to be treated are you sure yeah hell demo yeah I feel like hell is just like a like like the actual hell is just like uh a more refined version of the like the entire UK Island that’s really warm I will I will visit Britain land I’ll go over there soon maybe yeah you should come and visit you can like sit in our house and then you can like leave um why are you mean because I’m not very good at social interaction so you can just like sit in the house to Kill an animal or don’t cook it for you oh [ __ ] thanks water that’d be sick I will feed you it’s hard I know we’ve already spoken about this I don’t like that I’ll have its boob what I get dressed okay no the UK is not a real country yeah It’s not real I’m literally I’m literally lying you’ve been like misled by the government of I’m here right now the UK oh I don’t have doors I need to make doors again bro I’m playing a game and the whole place is flooding the hell do I do now Uh I was mining I was I was mining the Redstone for um experience why am I not on like I assumed it would just do itself uh when I did a different thing my fault oh I don’t have Dynamic lights anymore oh yes my my keyboard is still [ __ ] I think I can really do about it okay there’s nothing in here that I can see at least it’s too dark um if I’m not using shaders I’m not even gonna bother playing on 50 brightness anymore that’s some stupid [ __ ] I just wanted I wanted it because it Made the shaders look better but I prefer being able to see okay well you thought someone cared about you well clearly you were mistaken fronto PL nobody cares about you how long you have this hardcore World being mean to random people let’s find out 13 in-game days Also I’m kidding I care about you I love you so much I was kidding just kidding okay that’s kind of [ __ ] uh I don’t remember I don’t remember which one I got I forgot wait oh hello what would the opposite of I want to kill you Ruby I want to um do things I want to make life yeah so like so basically I want to I want to [ __ ] you is the is that because no because like you’re making life so it’s the opposite of like I want to kill you no that’s making love not making life I mean it results in life You’re excluding gay couples here yeah but they can’t make life because they’re gay how is the 4060 a scam card it was really [ __ ] cheap and a lot better than what I had before oops I cannot kill people when it’s flooded um I I put together my entire new Computer including a monitor for like 1600. so I was I was going for like not spending a ridiculous amount of money but still building something really nice that’s exactly what I did yeah he was jealous of my setup so you had to be better than me no I [ __ ] hate mining like this it is the most boring [ __ ] [ __ ] ever I want to find a cave this is so boring uh I think lost media is cool I guess kind of depends on what it is uh foreign mining gold just for you efficiency and Fortune mining gold is Actually kind of like oh I am he’s mining gold oh my God makes more sense now I’m watching your stream so there’s like a delay oh I can screen share no I mean I’m watching your stream anyway because I’m on my phone so I have to watch your stream for the chat okay Uh gold is not the worst or I wouldn’t say so actually uh Redstone is probably the worst store or copper copper sorry something copper if I had to remember that copper existed I I would say Redstone is probably second worst though because otherwise this has to be like like lapis isn’t is Like crucial for enchanting uh iron obviously Diamond obviously gold for bartering it’s all what are you on about hmm so Sarah was saying coal is the worst oh no it’s a fuel source and you make torches cool it’s pretty useful I like it if you If you’re later in the game and you have like a blaze farm or something um then you can probably make a case for it but you will always need torches you know I prefer using a lot of buckets as fuel oh my [ __ ] god oh there’s like crucial that’s like oh Yeah I got you through yeah that’s like one of the first things you go for okay but lava buckets are not stackable and they smelled a hundred of something so they’re only practical if you’re smelting like more than a stack of something yeah that’s what I use I like grab all lava buckets So then I have a bunch of words to say I wonder what’s there you use what for AFK forms lava buckets oh I don’t make Farms so it’s not relevant to me that one ending one time because no one else would build up well I mean yeah I’ll definitely make like an Enderman XP farm because that’s like pretty much required and also very easy oh what about the creeper Farm eventually but I don’t I don’t like the idea of getting um cats it’s annoying um no I probably won’t make an iron golem Farm because I just don’t give a [ __ ] about that like what do I need that for eign what content do I make um I don’t know forgot noxa doesn’t make any content I don’t know what you guys are talking about what the [ __ ] thanks so much tried to say a really bad word Did it deny them I can’t see it no because they they did by letter that’s so [ __ ] funny goodbye iron is probably the most useful or in the game I don’t remember where I came from like how did I get here was it through this I don’t think so [ __ ] toddlers I swear to God Max and chance sword I’ll take a while um I don’t have an opinion on that because I don’t know what you’re talking about what the [ __ ] is Billy that guy from Adventure Time or something that’s what I was thinking moan and shot and yeah It seems like you don’t actually [ __ ] do that and don’t be cringe don’t be degenerate I am from the weekend GT because I’m I have no hands and I must scream okay no like I’ll shout out I’ll shout it out and you can um I’m playing on Hardcore so I am Definitely never going to fight the warden like that’s just not happening I don’t know I probably won’t even go to an ancient city though uh fighting the dragon is not the goal because that’s incredibly easy I think I’m just trying to play the game I don’t know once I actually finish the like Given goals of the game I might just ask people to tell me what to do because I can’t give myself a purpose I will tell you to kill yourself and stuff I what’s the point in that I don’t know especially when you’re not with other people I don’t know anything about hermitcraft So I don’t know gonna become a Minecraft [ __ ] YouTuber now I’m Alexa bro what the [ __ ] this [ __ ] go around oh is mistress going on about this is Scully stop and stop being weird foreign no no someone’s spotting someone’s spying bye and get him get him I got him first No I don’t think you did because it says that it was deleted by me but my ers okay you can both get them hooray but I got them first in my head because I was the one that called out I’m watching this chat imagine existing what the [ __ ] are you talking about dude No one [ __ ] knows that you’re talking about um I in my like spare time I put almost all of my [ __ ] time playing games into fortnite and Valerian so shooter games but I also enjoy Terraria quite a bit and sometimes I enjoy Minecraft foreign I haven’t played modded Terraria in a while I’m so [ __ ] stole my kill what the hell bad I’m not fun I need to [ __ ] I need to get like the dynamic lights mod because I don’t I turn shaders off and now I don’t have any and I’m set there’s a bat mean to me that’s the Opposite of I’ve played Calamity but it’s been a very long time so Calamity the way it is now I essentially have not played are you asking me if I knew that you could self-drive a [ __ ] Tesla yes I knew that Tesla’s had self-driving capability I feel like a lot of people know that Isn’t that like the whole point of a Tesla or anywhere no I thought there are also cars no that’s not really why people buy those cars we’d buy the cars because they’re [ __ ] stupid because they’re like electric cars or something yeah I feel like there’s there can’t be that Many people that buy a Tesla because they want to support Elon musk’s business but there’s definitely a few people well I don’t think you understand how like much of a investment it is to buy a like semi-expensive car Elon Musk supporters are wild you haven’t even seen it I have I used Twitter I’m mostly about most supporters also have a lot of money that’s true because they beat Krypto and then [ __ ] like that I mean I would assume that an electric car is still better than a gas car environmentally even if it has like a silly battery and also you know the Power still is coming from somewhere I think if everyone was using electric cars instead it would certainly be at least marginally better than everyone using gas powered cars you still have the issue of airplanes and private jobs and cows I’ll be farting and shifting too much Why can’t we just go back to riding horses slow inefficient not really I like to pride myself on being the opposite of both of those things in most cases ah Mr FNAF is back oh what I can respect that doesn’t have them I don’t know if I need any more diamonds Than this honestly because I’ll get more later yeah I don’t need to do this anymore it’s useless uh I’ll be getting them from like end cities and [ __ ] after I beat the dragon I mean yeah everyone knows that but it’s not really like you can’t just switch unfortunately it doesn’t work like that There’s a lot of Economic and political implications to attempting to switch to um renewable energy sources which as far as I know at this point uh renewable energy is not as efficient not cheap either um nuclear energy but the problem is the disposal of the nuclear waste yeah Nuclear energy is like way better than everything else by a lot after the disasters but I think nuclear energy killed way less people than pretty much everything else has yeah yeah I don’t have coal speaking of also yeah Chernobyl had other problems it wasn’t that the reactor itself The problem it’s just a [ __ ] trying to save money I guess doing [ __ ] shade a lot of things looking planted in the past but well you think about that I don’t remember how to do this is it like this good boy Sasha oh what the [ __ ] why are you still calling themselves yes I lost it I said Sarah Sheriff oh he’s our name Sarah that’s up top um I’m actually gonna wait for more diamonds for the pickaxe um I’ll do the sword first why did people run away when I try to kill them like oh yeah that’s kind of [ __ ] like I Don’t know why yeah if I started killing you I think that’s what we’ve Gotta Do what’s the best Minecraft update um probably in my in my opinion 1.16 by a long shot horses are [ __ ] stupid horses are like borderline useless in this game yeah but I mean like the update that hot Pulses which one was that 1.6 yeah that was when I first started playing no yeah that’s why I like it 1.5 Ronald that makes a lot of sense for me to have a netherright sword and iron armor makes a lot of sense can you explain to me why that wouldn’t make sense They reached the nether yet no they haven’t no I don’t I just have nether eye for no reason I haven’t reached another yet he spawned with him okay but if I have a limited amount of diamonds and I’ve already done netherrite mining why would I make armor And not tools the most important tools first which are your pickaxe and your sword I honestly aren’t all right it’s not it’s it’s very cheap it’s very good for how cheap it is and I’m going to keep it until I find armor in the end cities oh all armor bad Um well I’m playing hardcore so I can’t really afford to have that mindset unfortunately that’s a really dumb mindset to have anyway Uh I need experience which means I managed to go back to another [ __ ] around well it’s the best experience in Minecraft um I don’t actually remember I mean probably killing the dragon the first time by by a lot all those like mining Alone um probably probably diamonds I think like individually diamonds but They’re just so much less common so you go for courts instead because it’s common Why did why do people hate it on armor in Minecraft I don’t exactly expect my chat to be like the smartest people so bad what they’re telling you by saying that armor spot is to take off your armor get undressed wait I just realized I didn’t have my uh helmet on What am I doing for my next video I don’t know your mom I don’t know yet I have a few ideas but nothing that I am uh motivated to pursue oh I don’t know if these guys give a good amount of experience or not no the answer is no foreign Are we done with the armor bad bit it’s not really yeah that’s not really funny I’d be really happy if imagine existing was done with that bid too because it was never funny okay time out time there you go For us you should have said no because they begged awesome um Did it foreign probably one or four what the [ __ ] get the hell out of here you’re so weird why can’t we ban people you can’t you should be able to you can’t do you don’t have the option to hide a user on this channel father just hides them for like me nope Yeah this is what I thought too oh okay cool um I did say 1.16 actually it is most certainly the best update by a very long very very long shot in my opinion I think it is the only update in which I have almost zero issues with Um the only thing that I don’t like about 1.16 is that it made um nether structure is kind of hard to find uh because um it was much easier to find fortresses pre 1.16 but when they added bastions and reworked the nether adding or sorry finding if fortresses became a lot more Difficult especially since uh because of the new terrain generation sometimes the terrain uh uh sometimes the terrain will literally just not allow you to easily pursue a direction and then whatever structure spawn in that quadrant will be inaccessible without spending a long time digging through a wall also I don’t Think the best update is beta 1.7 you probably like beta 1.7 because it’s before the update that added hunger and sprinting but the actual beta 1.7 update itself wasn’t that interesting I think the thing that they added was Pistons which isn’t like I mean it’s cool it’s like a staple of The game but 1.7 and it’s in itself is not actually a very good update I think you like it because it was the like last update that the beta era like the original beta era kind of had before switching to the newer Minecraft Direction also uh the mob votes are kind of Uh underwhelming I guess there’s not really like the options are always bad so I don’t really care anymore no the worst Minecraft update um um it depends on like what what you don’t like about the game because I personally liked the direction that Minecraft had prior To Beta 1.8 so if I had to pick I probably would say beta 1.8 Um if I were responsible for directing like a Minecraft update it would be a quality of life update uh fixing things that are kind of annoying about the game in every possible way including the game’s performance just an entire major patch dedicated to quality of life because the game doesn’t Ever very rarely does Minecraft to add quality of life which is one thing that I like about Terraria devs over Minecraft’s devs is that every single major patch and even minor patch of Terraria adds [ __ ] huge quality of life changes that just make the game so much more fun to play Something I think it’s enough of those all or like Microsoft if anything Microsoft doesn’t really have direct control over the content that they decide to put into the game though like at all they have no control over it now they have the licensing rights so they can basically do whatever they want in Terms of the way that they decide to monetize Bedrock Edition which is you can tell is kind of annoying because of like the mine coins and the marketplace and whatever Um I mean they might fund the game but I don’t think so I don’t know like where that information is coming from I’ve never heard that before because if Mo Yang is still the one actually receiving the revenue from copies of the game um then that’s impossible I think it’s not impossible Uh I think an end update is severely needed um severely needed I also if I needed to actually make a Content update for the game I would expand um end game content things that you can do after the Dragon Someone had a chance that I’m going to buy if mine coins in order to Java it’s not that bad it’s not natural issue I think a warden uh Warden they’re not necessarily Warden but whatever the [ __ ] they’re doing with the ancient cities in that thing that’s definitely a portal I Think that would be that would make for fantastic um post and game content that’d be cool like it just has an idea And yes getting an elytra is very very obnoxious if you do not get lucky with the placement of an entity the fog is coming it’s Brody [Applause] um oh how was he supposed to know that you should have to read my mind sorry I mean that’s like a I I feel like they Could they could um dedicate an update to just like making structures better in general because structures are kind of [ __ ] lame it’s okay buddy I also think that structures this is a little bit of a hotter take that I literally made one of my unlisted video essays kind of covers this I think Structures [ __ ] ruined the progression balancing of Minecraft entirely like completely [ __ ] ruined I think structures are stupid uh mostly shipwrecks and buried treasure if you know how to use them if you know how to use them it completely like like negates any progression in the game Entirely why are you mad at me oh I was hitting that guy no wonder oops well you’re gonna have to die buried treasure is a lot more of an issue than shipwrecks are um because it’s really easy to find maps and you can just get diamonds within like [ __ ] three minutes of like Starting the game up I think they just need to be reworked it’s a little silly dude the courts I need more block chests [ __ ] you I’m gonna kill myself in game I think the like pseudo lore that Minecraft has is actually [ __ ] awesome so I will definitely disagree with you there I don’t want them to play into it any more than they already have I think it should remain as like a pseudo lore and never get any more expensive than that I think it’s really cool all right are we gonna try this again what’s it on all right that doesn’t change unless you Do like a sword doesn’t it I think that’s how it works foreign I mean there isn’t there isn’t really lore like not really you kind of have to make it up based on the very limited hints that are in the game so the fact that you can say that you Forgot half of it means you probably think there’s more lore than there actually is foreign it’d be better to just put it on the on this and then just one chance dude Please please be more than just sweeping Edge three please please it’s so rare to get sweeping Edge 3 here it’s so rare please [ __ ] that’s kind of trash that’s kind of not good at all it’s not even worth keeping the sweeping Edge in my opinion it’s just bad what’s The next all right hold on what’s the next okay yeah that’s not worth keeping at all well I’m playing unmodded Minecraft right now so you probably already know my answer to that question but I don’t dislike modded Minecraft I just never play it I think the Enderman being Humans theory is cool but there isn’t like what do you mean why it’s sharpness three I don’t want it’s it’s sharpness three I don’t want sharpness 3 and sweeping Edge 3 no Unbreaking um I forgot that I had actually found the stronghold already but I don’t have pearls should I just go To the Nether and like trade for the rest of that probably I think Pizza would be pretty cool be grateful for a [ __ ] enchant no I won’t do you support manslaughter on occasion I’m gonna be an e-girl on Roblox I’ve lost my dignity oh my God there’s tax on Roblox now I Think that always looks nice where did my how come I’m not carrying a boat in my adventure anymore it’s kind of like not smart I can like dropped huh I don’t remember where my strongholds um portal is I feel like it was like way back here and then to the right Yeah I don’t remember Roblox streamer happening next I don’t really play Roblox so on the Roblox Place yeah I don’t have a boat I mean I could just like fight the Enderman individually if I fight on Enderman it’s not gonna be a bunch of an issue I don’t really want to fight him around these people though but that is an issue actually I did not realize how much damage they do that’s not happening fortnite stream is a lot more likely yeah I’m not fighting them without a boat against I almost died Oh it’s over there I see it okay well and I remember how to get there I mean I kind of need to take a break to eat but I don’t know what to do in that time so I kind of just won’t I guess um well I’m not using OptiFine and I’m playing With 900 FPS 1000. on 32 render distance mind you and now I can tell you how I’m doing that but you’re gonna have to you’re gonna have to promise me that you’ll never use OptiFine again uh I would jump in the lava for 5K easily but I’d need to actually know that Someone’s gonna do that was not me crouching on that edge my keyboard’s [ __ ] that was not me I thought I was gonna fall I need a new [ __ ] keyboard man I think it went I think when I cleaned it I guess I didn’t leave enough time For it to dry and I feel like I [ __ ] up the circuits like the circuit board somehow after I put my keycaps back on because it only started happening after I put together my new computer which happened to coincide with that that this traping this isn’t me I’m not touching My [ __ ] movement piece that was not me I was not moving right at all so I kind of just need to buy a new one at this point I’m running out of local courts hey buddy we’re ready to mine gold now I guess if this still gives decent XP it’s just Not nearly as good the Minecraft OST is fantastic it’s one of the only Parts about the game that they have never managed to mess up in any way if you haven’t seen this kind of chat overlay on a stream before then you don’t watch very many streams because This is a ridiculously common thing oh my God no way 0.99 thank you for the 0.99 oh wait there’s pearls what the [ __ ] how many oh it’s like a it’s like an average [Applause] goals press Q while facing lava to mine to mine it for the lava block oh really okay hold on I don’t feel like it I got another trade what the [ __ ] I got I got a four trade that’s some pretty good I think it’s two to six um with the rebalance it’s like average yeah unfortunately I’ve been playing this game for a little too long to fall for that oh thank you Glad to have some uh sensible people in Russia that was a joke yeah pretty much anyone who’s played for like I don’t know more than a few days I feel like it’s so bass oh [ __ ] he despawned I got too far um um yeah and I’ve been playing the game For like 11 years so I’m definitely not gonna fall for stuff like that there is very little that you could do to try to like trick me in this game it has to be some obscure piece of information that I might just happen to not know what’s with the PNG tuber I’ve been Using it for a while it’s me it’s literally what I look like in real life except not really um so I’m on a Ledge and I hear a piglet above me and I don’t really like that you know that’s not really comfortable so I’m gonna that wasn’t me walking backwards that Was my keyboard I thought I was gonna fall Jesus Christ wait he’s not even here oh hey buddy how the [ __ ] did you even end up there you kind of suck dude [Applause] hi yeah I know my keyboard is actually trolling over how you did Channel I don’t know good question actually Um I should have enough pearls to fill out the uh keyboard should I’m Gonna Leave because I don’t have any food it’s kind of dangerous oops I mean I could try to find hoglands but they’re probably gonna do a lot of damage in hardcore um glitch 27 you asked me that earlier and I answered you so I’m not gonna tell you again okay ah I the the answer the short answer is I don’t really know wait where’s your frog actually it’s just gone uh it’s on the [ __ ] like it’s outside like on the above the roof I can hear him from thank you I gotta try my sword again let’s see what happens [ __ ] you I don’t even have level 30 anymore I just need to beat the [ __ ] Dragon at this point ah a I don’t got no food oops Oh what are you doing my FPS is bouncing what does that mean there’s a lot of FPS yeah I’d hope so I would sincerely hope so Zach I partially speak Russian oh my I grew up with my family speaking Russian all the time although I’m not Very good at it I can understand Russian and I can speak some of it oh my [ __ ] thing landed on the fish um my FPS is changing a lot because it changes depending on like if I look at the sky it’s gonna go up really high because the game is not like rendering Anything important also I think right um accent when I speak Russian is also pretty [ __ ] [ __ ] hi Brody I think this is like the fifth time uh dean of Mobitel has said Beast Minecraft edition in your chat oh a second mad if you want he just keeps saying it he’s my favorite Guy in chat I plan on visiting Russia sometimes no I’m currently busy college and everything so there’s no time for Russia time out for 10 years oh what okay what happened 86 000 seconds that can’t be 10 years Mr doggo I I’m playing Minecraft that’s Why I didn’t read your chat I forgot I’m sorry I gotta it’s hard to pay attention that is a that is an entire day though you can no longer talk in your street for a whole day that’s so true this is like fortnite true it’s actually just like Ford they should Have fishing holes like in fortnite it’s like I hope you have a fun time in Russia I live in Austria so I’m not too far away from Russia for me to get there no I just I understood what you were saying [Applause] Frost how did you put him in timeout for 86 000 seconds I don’t even know you could change it that’s just frosting bruh this is slow as [ __ ] I’m just gonna go commit genocide when I push in Minecraft the thing I hope for is getting a better fishing rod can you even time out another mod even If you wanted to you can I did it before Oh Zach I would go to Russia if I had time it’s just like yo it’s a [ __ ] college so I really do not have any time to go there currently been anywhere outside of Australia for like maybe 12 or Um no no 14 years so having to leave the country is impossible I’ve like [ __ ] love my country no thank you oh my god Dominic is back yes I’m also a fan of the FNAF VHS video because I like that series specifically I watched like 10 minutes of it I didn’t Finish it so you’re a hater that’s what you’re trying to say yeah like I hate it I hate watching I subscription with notificate you’re so real for that I don’t know I’m I’m open to video ideas because I’m not actually 100 sure what I’m doing anytime soon honestly I hate when the chat doesn’t load there it is I have been recommended winner of 83 a few times you liked it I mean if you liked it I’ll probably like it you should do a video on Five Nights at Freddy’s Mr doggo I I’m not using Google translate I can understand Probably a lot of what you’d be saying in Spanish yeah you use the use yeah there’s a lot to say what what steeple deep or deep L it’s a much better yeah it’s pretty [ __ ] good I just dropped food on my boobs that okay I’m eating on the couch Doggo my parents are both Puerto Rican you know what that makes him a loser that’s not nice to say about yourself I can’t actually speak very good Spanish but I can understand enough yeah I should play I should play horror Minecraft the scary analysis man playing Minecraft my brain hurt It might be the goat foreign yeah maybe you should play Granny on stream instead so true maybe you should do a video on granny in the history of Granny speedruns that sounds so fire actually I know I actually because there’s like a lot of stuff that you could probably Talk about just because voice critical like brought a lot of like attention to it for a good period of time in Espanol I think he I think he might have went on Depot broher is talking about Depot and just Yeah I think that’s how you say it my Russian is so [ __ ] grassy speak Russian because I might have to time out lumpy lotion for saying that which came first the chicken or the egg the answer is your mom wow that was really funny you should end stream and delete your Channel Are you being mean the answer is the egg the egg came first that’s the objective correct answer you should you should make a cow Crusher so you don’t have to worry about food Oh no yeah no ouch I hurt my nose Zach it’s always good to learn what happened to our stash I bought an electric guitar I rented a shiny new car I baked you a piece oh what I wanted to say earlier but I forgot I at some point I thought making A video about FNAF speed runs would be kind of funny because I know that they exist and a lot of people feel like don’t know much about them I mean I don’t even know much about them well I know that like for security breach it actually makes sense or for The other ones I don’t actually know what you do I’d have to look it up but I I could I don’t know I could figure it out um Maybe you just have to be really good it all comes down to menuing you can menu the fastest yeah pretty much And that’s only really between the it’s probably like precise menuing and then you have to like do everything else okay so I don’t trust my keyboard for [ __ ] so as long as I’m holding forward it doesn’t matter and she said like it it only gives straight inputs based on Inputs that I’ve already pressed so as long as I just go forward it doesn’t like there’s no risk I think okay there’s six more who is the Linux user on YouTube kick them immediately um you don’t accept the winning Caesars in here I just want to make sure I have Everything ready I should okay Thank you thank you It’s crazy how no Canadians are good at fortnite there are just no Canadian fortnite players I can think of like no Canadians play fortnite they all suck at it you have two of them Canada now and just become the first Canadian Fortress I don’t think I exactly have the abilities for that goodbye Careful out there oh I was can I do it anyways they’re my favorite I love those emojis foreign Okay I would say the orange one that’s flying there you know they buffed the Havoc not did they actually they did but it’s still not anywhere near as good as the the I mean I guess it’s still nice if you’re like forced to have it Yeah the only chain they made it do like one more point of damage in like 0.5 extra fire rate it’s a change oh I don’t wait where did I spawn the rest of the XP is gonna be stuck where I spawn then I don’t actually know where I’ll see if I can it’s unfortunate maybe it’s near zero zero as far that’s really far from me it’s like really far anyway the thing they should be with the dragon is make it um as strong as the [ __ ] Warden and how to have a bunch of Um abilities too so you’re just gonna I think it should just it should just be able to charge you like it used to be able to I don’t know why they took that out they made the dragon fight really easy I could yeah no I could just break my bed Um it’s a good point I don’t feel like it do you want to hear something strong the first time I fought them with her I did it in the end of the animedia play and what happened I I fought the weather in the end I mean that’s if you do that correctly It’s actually a good thing uh and I I was playing on bedrock because you can you can get him stuck underneath the uh underneath the Bedrock I just did it all the Surfers yeah I’ve actually never fought it in dead Rock before yeah nobody seems to be particularly Impressed with the fact that I did a one cycle on the Dragon you kill it with beds like that the way that I did this is definitely not where I spawned Jordan what kind of emoji is there on that orange purple around oh [ __ ] I’m not going for that [ __ ] [ __ ] that I don’t feel like dealing with minings yeah I mainly just wanted the the XP um so I just did it real quick I’ll never know where that [ __ ] uh for the rest of the experiences it’s only going to be like an extra few levels that I didn’t get but still I know it like lands on the world spawn I just don’t know where that is they couldn’t have been too far from here Because I didn’t seem to go very far I don’t know if I feel like using a compass yes I can who loves free fire also do Compass uh does a compass lead you to your set spawn now and not just the world spawn because I was Show seat of Worlds yeah cause I was about to say I was told to break my bed as if that would matter but I feel like that just doesn’t matter yeah no it doesn’t it does not it leads you to maybe they were thinking of the enchanted [ __ ] compass with the Lodestone but they have to set that manually oh don’t even get me started on the [ __ ] lodestone man it’s the [ __ ] worst item they’ve ever added to the game let’s see I use a call pass and I also use clocks so why it got him now what the time is But knowing what time it is without just looking at the sky is never important I use the one by one I’m underground but you don’t need to know but you don’t need to know what time it is when you’re underground I do need to know why because I need to know why I usually sleep though you can write you can place the bed down right click and if it doesn’t work it’s not night time true that’s annoying that’s always fun it wastes less time than making a compass does three o’clock or a clock rather no you don’t like I have the bed in my Inventory yeah and I would have to take it out of my inventory and place it down and then check if it’s night time it takes a few seconds and that’s the second voice right instead of just having a clock with me there ain’t no XP bruh Oh no what are you yapping about bro yeah my worst one serious on XP I don’t know I don’t know why I’m trying to argue logic with the person who uses gold armor because it looks pretty you just made me laugh also why is the worst item skulk You mean it looks like crap skulk is one of the prettiest [ __ ] Sprites of any block they’ve ever made what are you on about yeah I mean it was added like not that long ago oh it’s not it’s only a few years old oh yeah be why do you guys celebrate gold Armory You guys are [ __ ] haters because it’s not that good it sucks you [ __ ] complain about gold armor and then you all use it just to not get attacked by a hoglands you use one piece of gold armor preferably a helmet along with iron armor to have identical defense and still have that same Capability ouch sometimes you just gotta suffer for fashion okay what do you say also with um Armor training now I may just use oh [ __ ] them up [ __ ] them up foreign er um I think a little bit worse than iron but better than gold and definitely way better in durability than gold I feel like it should be I feel like in order to warn the existence of chainmail it should be better than iron I don’t know because it’s kind of hard to get I agree nobody really [ __ ] used it and you can’t even make it chainmail armor you Can’t make it and the way you get it is by either killing mobs that wear it or just oh [ __ ] it’s another sweeping Edge attempt only sweeping Edge LOL definitely want that oh I got Unbreaking and sweeping Edge but then they give me [ __ ] Bane of Arthropods bro it was almost perfect I would have been fine with that and then I would have gone all the other things later I’m actually Gonna Keep that smart because Smite is good so I will keep it on the mobs yeah which is what you’re gonna be fighting most of the time especially for uh withered skeletons yeah the only problem is that creepers will be a little bit harder to kill than they otherwise would Have been um but now I have knockback so I don’t matter I’ll keep that I don’t care uh you gotta behave yourself a silly name when I rename My Sword I knew I’ll name it The Crucible so I need to find um a village use a slash locate find this um I’m not sure I think you can make a keyboard I might not have voice in my opinion you can make an identical case for both sharpness and smite you can make an equal case for both of them I don’t think I think them are better I Think I listened to my keyboard like in recording though it still doesn’t really sound like that loud just because my keyboard isn’t like crazy loud in general just because it’s like hear it yeah because I lubed it and everything and the switches aren’t exactly like very Like loud at all in general so I’m gonna have to look there’s your cousin your green cousin the slimes whatever you say I mean your skin it looks like a slime see like it’s so easy to fight creepers with knockback like I don’t even care the the number one thing that is Annoying to fight with knockback is probably skeletons and I’m gonna one shot them with this sword so it doesn’t matter I think putting um if anything putting sharpness on the ax is probably better than putting Smite on the ax now oh there’s a village over there Um because I think I think you should have Smite on the sword and then sharpness on the ax because the ax does more bass damage um so you’ll basically just [ __ ] One Tap anything if you have like another right ax for the sharpness or just one tap everything See I don’t have I don’t have um Smite five so I need to crit to One Tap them still I need to get a slightly better slime oh get [ __ ] by sweeping Edge you get so [ __ ] dude the vines are throwing in my gameplay what the [ __ ] Clinton steel heaven okay Uh I didn’t bring bookshelves with me because I’m a dumbass so I’ll have to either like make them or I also don’t have any emeralds so I don’t know what I’m here for like why I came here just I don’t know grab some I think I think before I do All this [ __ ] I think I need to go um I think I need to go get an elytra before I even worry about all this I mean I just realized I can get free food now I can get free cooked food [ __ ] all y’all food oh yeah yeah you have a fire Outside no looting though unfortunately I think I’ll play Roblox again never heard anyone pronounce fortnite like that what what you guys don’t get it I’m not repeating myself oh I get it I get it now I don’t even know what to play on there I just want to bully children but usually I don’t know you know the havoc’s um fire rate change is actually pretty noticeable to be honest I’m using it right now just creative and it’s not bad is it just way faster now like way faster but it’s definitely noticeably faster like I feel like I would actually be Able to use this no well not not in the current meta but like just because twin mag is so accurate but no oh no it’s not bad they just need to make it if it if they made it more accurate that’s I think that would be fine Like if they made the spread tighter yeah actually be in contention with the twin mag bro where is my house I’m sorry I was hungry I eat it I like the ones for me in the ocean oh my God more than 100 blocks off also what’s the flying Violence when you’re over there I don’t know I was using it as a landmark but then I like to misremember it I guess oh do I own a PS5 or Xbox series X no I’m not a loser true just kidding this is a winner but I Haven’t had a reason to own a console in a very very long time for the real answer wait where’s my account hold on Wi-Fi it’s awfully quiet thank you I just saw an Enderman steal something near my [ __ ] house okay I’ve captured Wi-Fi you have free Wi-Fi anyway you go get free what Phantom’s in the chat hello phantom I may not have an accent but okay laughs this guy in the pit needs to learn what right hand Peaks are and why they weren’t he just keeps peaking me on left hand um okay so I need to I love how you can just shoot people Through a cone if they’re inside of it and they’re like running up against the side of the [ __ ] cone that’s so silly it’s time for me to go to the end cities you better not goddamn I shouldn’t I would fall honestly I have a lot of experience looting them Favorite Minecraft enchantment I feel like there’s only one proper answer like it’s kind of a dumb question to ask because if your answer is not mending then you’re stupid looting an ancient city is easier for me than looting the end cities that’s kind of absurd because looting end cities is not very Hard it’s probably because you don’t know where the chests are no I do know where they are you know exactly how to identify what building has chests in it from the outside see I know how to do that okay Mr Minecraft I mean there’s only two different rooms That can even have chests in them anyway so it’s actually pretty easy Once you bother to memorize it there’s two I still struggle in them I think the ancient um oh I just forgot this one thing that I always forget when going to loot the ancient city is bringing fireworks Before I get there and I forgot to even bother trying to do that I fooled your brain you said the one thing that’s really bad um is sometimes your seed is just [ __ ] and you won’t be able to find um lennensity no he left he got very frustrated that he did not kill me one time out of the 100 times Can you guys hear Wi-Fi no oh it’s just kind stupid well you don’t even need to see yeah one of the rooms has an opening on the top but you don’t even need to be able to see that okay that’s very loud that’s loud that’s loud that’s loud stop Putting the mic right now it was Wi-Fi Taking out fireworks oh I actually have a pretty decent amount of gunpowder so that’s gonna make my life easier this this this this this this fireworks oh that’s good no more Brody well [ __ ] that guy oh I already had paper that’s unfortunate it’s okay I’ll use it later minoxa ASMR at 1 million [Applause] Um okay he hit himself [ __ ] what the [ __ ] dumbass even maxillion I can kill these guys in one hit now and then they don’t agree watch this I’m like working oh my God they don’t Agger if you kill them in one hit that’s another reason why He could have knocked me off if I wasn’t paying a little bit uh like if I wasn’t paying as much attention as I was to what could happen he could have hit me in midair and knocked me into the lava if he like if it was a really unlucky another loading Thing a friend opio what do you what do you uh my PC is so good that it’s just gonna run Minecraft ideally yeah like it will just kind of run it well my PC was already good enough to run Minecraft ideally um but I’m not it’s not like unmodded I Have a [ __ ] ton of performance mods I installed like a mod pack that has a bunch of performance changes through through um curse forage yeah I know what you’re talking about but I didn’t but if I was playing if I was playing on modded Minecraft my FPS Would still be good but not this good I I have like a bunch of performance mods on I mean I could limit it to like my um I could limit it to like my uh refresh rate I think it’s called boosted FPS if you look up boosted FPS curse words you should probably find it right away I also recommend actually like installing and using curse Forge just Because it’s convenient for modding the game that’s kind of An Inconvenient uh that’s like the worst possible placement for this [ __ ] no that’s like the best possible place for it well like if I fall I shouldn’t die but I’ll be very low I can buy full From here I might die at this height actually and I don’t trust my keyboard you should look in the eyes of the Enderman no that’s a terrible idea actually I’m gonna be honest with you that’s like probably one of the worst ideas you’ve ever had no oh my idiots are pretty good Lucky lucky no nope I mean what does that mean what does I have Acer is a brand it’s a company saying you have an Acer computer doesn’t mean anything or maybe they mean they have an Acer laptop that still doesn’t really mean anything though that just means they have a laptop a Laptop by Acer yeah saying you have an H 25 okay my silly little kitty I love him so much it’s such a Uber I see it it’s huge please have a ship I don’t see a ship I don’t see a ship [ __ ] dude there’s no way you can have an Entity that big without a ship yet I win see like one of the is there a ship yeah I see it I don’t see it it’s gonna be kind of a pain in the ass to get to though but it’s okay so on Minecraft do I go around or should I just build diagonally from here I would go around I mean it’s probably just as dangerous might just build diagonally I would [ __ ] myself just hold shift and S and right click it’s it’s not very hard your keyboard is a little bit funky so but it’s only funky On inputs it like basically extends inputs that I make so if I’m only making it it’s only my keyboard not my mouse so if I’m just holding shift and S then nothing will happen it’s never done anything with my shift key okay that’s it that’s good at least this Never happens because if it did then I wouldn’t even be [ __ ] playing I would have ordered a new keyboard like a week ago well let’s hope it doesn’t do anything with your space bar too um I have a lot more blocks in my inventory so you don’t have to worry about that Iowa is not real I don’t know what you’re talking about Jesse imagine making [ __ ] off I mean I’m not stressed at all this is like literally like I cannot die while doing this I would be crying I’m I’m so stressed I I’ve I’ve played too much of the game And I’ve speed run so much that like there’s just no nerves they don’t exist I just don’t care goofy a keyboard though I might actually run out of blocks anyways oh I definitely will that’s kind of tragic then just Purl over yeah Um I won’t be close enough to Pearl even if I use this so I have a really fun strategy that I like to use called making um and stone brick slabs I love Wi-Fi wait hold on hold on hold on I’ll be right back all right and then we do This and this and suddenly I have blocks isn’t that something I did not think that was gonna happen I’m fine no I’m not speed ridging I’m in hardcore even if I wasn’t playing hardcore I still wouldn’t speed Bridge just because I don’t like dying in the void which is the really Really [ __ ] inconvenient uh no I just didn’t I didn’t know that I was aiming on the lower half of that other block like I just did I did not know that that was gonna happen I wasn’t paying attention I think that’s pretty reasonable hmm I still don’t have enough blocks The problem is that bridging diagonally uses like twice as many um oh my shield is going to break soon that would have been a really good consideration to make I’m glad you told me that but I don’t I do have wood so if I find iron in one of the chests Then I will actually be completely fine I’m very close to the point in which I would be comfortable purling but it’s not gonna happen I didn’t think I needed to bring more than like [ __ ] four stacks of blocks but apparently I needed like six and a half I underestimated every time I [ __ ] do this [ __ ] returned you missed me almost dying except now I would have cried I would cry I would cry for you the wife I just bit my [ __ ] piercing oh my [ __ ] god why I wanted to kiss him and he just bit my Nose and pulled on my piercing you’re bad you’re bad hi my bad it’s Wi-Fi spot it’s a skill issue I don’t know I think that [ __ ] hurted he’s trying to fight me now oh yeah I I could have made deep slate slabs I did not consider that that’s completely my fault good call You have the brain moments I guess foreign not even I was like I was like reading chat while running across the bridge I wasn’t even [ __ ] you weren’t even [ __ ] yeah paying attention to what I was doing is what I was gonna say I should be pretty much close enough to Pearl now I get some crazy [ __ ] FPS in the in the end because there’s like nothing here it’s kind of funny actually more looking down actually 1600 seems pretty it’s pretty good foreign walking on a bridge that’s not even finished that’s just how Maniac says he’s he’s a bit silly you’re watched out oops If I’m already here I might as well just [ __ ] not care weird ten dollar thank you end goal is potato Empire that’s a consideration not a bad idea Do I have enough to build up there use your pearls oh you only have one okay never mind well it’s not really like I can’t really do that anyways actually if I go to the side then I might need like a few less blocks than I would have otherwise Everyone’s getting ready for Halloween in Austria we’re just selling Christmas cookies now and nobody [ __ ] cares about Halloween I care about Halloween I lied you’re Halloween oh I am not even like close I’ll just start building the obsidian I don’t even know why I have that in mandatory honestly Uh no my overlay kind of just doesn’t work so no it will not update because it doesn’t work goodbye hi there boy enjoy your dinner [ __ ] even with all that I have to do this use the Pearl Pearl what’s [ __ ] no I want to teleport him out and then he was on the [ __ ] ceiling foreign those are some of the worst [ __ ] chess I’ve ever had in my entire [ __ ] wow that is crazy that’s actually [ __ ] crazy holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] man Dr alien go ahead and try to roast you won’t really be able to could try I want to see I want to know what they’re gonna say this is how you’re supposed to lose oh that’s not what I do this is what you should do is it possible for one end City to have multiples of ships or is that just I have never seen it before so I don’t think so I would assume not this is a really good incident you should be looting in cities like this it was a huge d-hat what are you talking about the SE are you guys have Focus for shulker rocks eventually oh that’s a decent sword But I really want it it doesn’t have anything I don’t think it was like the same work it’s better um it doesn’t have anything that I want I can take it for um the purpose of like unenchanting it I guess yeah usually I take really good stuff that I Don’t even want for running that is um so I got those ones it’s fine if he’s standing on the ledge because he now has an elytra and there’s no real worry I also can I also have um a bucket to clutch with and I also probably won’t fall in the first place Dr alien of which messages oh look at the [ __ ] the [ __ ] Trevor look at the [ __ ] shovel what the [ __ ] that is [ __ ] insane it was fine oh what the hell I got hit by one of the the shits the goofy goobers take off yeah Also what I wanted to say was um Dr alien if you’re sending any messages oh we did not see it at least not me it wasn’t shot yeah the only thing I saw you say was can I roast you and that was it anything else just was not there yeah I don’t know How YouTube channel works no you’re not gonna [ __ ] DM roast me what so stupid are you like five years old someone you have it publicly you have to do it here so that if it’s really bad everyone gets to make fun of you all right so what where am I I’m pause pause Uh you’re in so theoretically I should probably go like that way where’s my all right I came from that direction so let me go this way first let’s just try this lost Lost Code it’s zero zero I mean yeah I can always just like as long as I Have enough legit ability if I get super lost I can just go back to the [ __ ] main island it’s thought Trump I wonder if it has like a default profanity filter because that’d be kind of funny I think it falls I I think I wasn’t able to call someone A dumbass in your server just by having mob oh it’s like a Discord thing I still don’t know why that it’s [ __ ] stupid what the [ __ ] was that that was the [ __ ] lamest there’s that roast was not towards me right either way that was the lamest Trucking Roast I’ve ever heard in my entire life that’s not even a roast need a book for getting friends brother I’m in a call with a friend right now I think you need a book for getting [ __ ] that one I feel like if you set that up properly that one could actually be good I just think so eh also an axel I’m not your [ __ ] friend of mutator cursive that’s a good I could combine this with that shovel and just make it like the best one oh yeah because cursified I forgot I already had a perfect [ __ ] pickaxe so this is just not even necessary um Foreign so you can just put the rest in there yeah but then I’d have to make one to take this stuff out and I don’t even want one break it yeah I don’t have a soft touch pickaxe though bro bro bro this has yeah this is efficiency you could submit Vanishing maybe I can just have this as the shovel for like not soak touch purposes I guess now that I have a second Elantra I should be good [ __ ] you you’re the reason this country has to put directions on what does that means foreign intelligence it’s where when you show any Bro looked up insults bro looked up top 10 insults on Google yeah I’m gonna read some of them so do you guys understand why I didn’t bother making armor now for me I got a slight five diamond sword with curse of Vanishing on it dude look at this iron pickaxe what Hold on hold on I was looking at oh for uh it’s an iron pickup holy [ __ ] that helmet is is that helmet better than this okay wait I’m gonna look at 93 best Savage Rose it’s absolutely destroy your opponents so true okay the first one I’m not saying you’re Ugly but if I throw a stick you fetch the bastard and bring it back damn okay Honestly to do here also gone this one have a shipper no we can’t if it’s on the other side I can’t see it nope no ship it’s okay it doesn’t matter you can still get pretty good [ __ ] so where the [ __ ] did you come from no I’m not gonna listen to that [ __ ] oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] how did I get hit what where’s that coming from Fortune yes I want the helmet uh the helmet’s actually kind of worse but the the chest plate is the best one that I’ve found so far it’s actually pretty much like perfect also I I think um Something about fixing a white dress I don’t know if I’m just insane but was there a time where you could fix a latches with letter I don’t think so I I remember that being a thing but I don’t know if that was actually and I’m also Um I’m going to uh I’m gonna use an Unbreaking and amending villager so I’m not even gonna bother wait wait oh look at that it was a thing it was yeah that’s weird we’re Phantoms were Phantoms added in 1.13 no wait it just says um 18w for a electron now we’re quite Phantom membrane to be repaired instead of leather yeah it’s not the membrane membranes were added uh in 1.13 okay that explains that I just assumed that they were added um at the same time what keyboard do I use uh Razer Huntsman tournament Edition it’s kind of old at this point though One keyboard it’s a good keyboard though it’s just kind of [ __ ] mine specifically is [ __ ] up right now the silliest thing for me is crafting potions though I think it’s so fun I love being a wizard that’s my thing a lot of people also underestimate potions it’s like so crazy no shut up Okay oh I got a funny Trend I don’t care I just realized it’s what’s 1am for me oh [ __ ] this what the [ __ ] are these the original two that I alluded with are these did I just Loop these I’m confused I don’t think I did you should Mark the I think you should Mark the cities that you visited all right let’s just put something somewhere that you that the normal city does not have maybe just a block no I love it yes just put like a [ __ ] well no because I can just tell I can tell by just looking at if these holes that I make are here The answers to snafra down there oh I don’t even care I don’t want him chat box that I’m talking to keep accepting my gender to be my own that’s so stupid we joined it’s me oh my God you would say that oh damn I’m streaming uh by the way I’m not in The Stream VC but I am streaming I forgot to move oh my God I got ideal [ __ ] pants so real oh what did you get ideal pants uh prop 4 Unbreaking three mending pumps why don’t you mend some [ __ ] so true oh I got a slow touch pick now Um did you like actually research my like six mental illnesses I’m sorry I didn’t because I was tired go [ __ ] yourself I’m kidding damn are you myself no I don’t get it I don’t get it well you see boyion said to go [ __ ] myself look at this where I just got look at The sword I just got it look at this one I just got oh wait I didn’t even see this is the normal that’s a good [ __ ] sword advice because this is a normal voice Channel but rename it live currently that this is the that you’re live no Minoxa [ __ ] said that he was lying but he cannot listen I didn’t hear I’m I’m kind of brain dead you’re bad um I I had dinner no Max mode list yes I was sent I was sent the max mood list by Ambience I think if not it was by like either Brayden or Shooter or um or two player I don’t remember who sent it to me a woman the animals on Instagram and they’re they’re wearing women I [ __ ] love that that looks so cute I’ll send it to you pretty art uh Dominic you don’t need to worry about it I’m like I would never think that hard about something like that from it’s it’s Marceline oh wait that’s so good holy [ __ ] yeah I [ __ ] love that I love the outfit uh I don’t know if I need anything else from end cities I’ve got good sword stuff I already have the perfect pickaxe I have Pretty good Armor All Things Considered I would like a helmet actually now that I think about it my friends keep sending me the cast of spell out gay sucks and I don’t know what to do anymore you say yes you know what I don’t have enough of like at all the Uh [ __ ] shelter shells what’s up your operator I think it’s um 50 for one actually I should be using my living sword now that I have one and also it’s also sharpness so it’s just way better dude look at that [ __ ] that was wacky binding Vanishing Uh that’s actually I just got a better helmet and uh better pickaxe I think as well oh yeah that’s a better um I might be able to combine this with this one and give it the aqua affinity and Unbreaking and then I would be very happy but then I would still need Respiration so I’ll I’ll just keep looking monax’s profile picture is still red it just now has a silly face on it read it out God now I’m just imagining like [ __ ] menexa square but actually but just with various woe Jacks if someone made it I wouldn’t I would be very happy right now What would you say be your favorite most stream do you mean like in terms of creature or episode like which one is more interesting why is there an Enderman up there preacher creature um I think the host is really underrated but mostly because we haven’t seen very Much of what it can do I mean aren’t they like pretty rare yes they are dude that just sucked monoliths yeah that’s a good one too they’re cool my favorite is I mean the orb is the one that has like the lore implication the major lore implication 20 orbs I’ll just confirm your color is ff0404 zero four three four oh okay um 404 is also an acceptable alternative okay like you can do that if you would like to wait I can’t tell if I loot it just get a blanket blank don’t freeze Rose you should like my new Instagram Pictures I I will the instant I’m done making [ __ ] monaxa Jack um um um what no it’s one it it’s like the the ship oh the [ __ ] I thought you were saying that it sound that uh what I said sounded no no no no no no no no no the ship Oh that’s silly oh what happened to it huh uh chunk border I’ve never seen that happen before I haven’t either but I’ve seen it happen to other people it’s just never happened to me it’s a rare issue of Chunk borders that’s so [ __ ] stupid okay imagine if That’s the ship that you find First um do I have on breaking on my yes yeah there’s another one I don’t really need a lighter anymore though like that’s not what I’m looking for anymore at this point I just realized this is actually really easy to do I just need to select Everything that isn’t black and then change it to the um you can put it on a multiply layer and then it’ll just apply to the red uh or to the white anyways yeah well now I’m I’m using the Chadwell Jack which has color never mind I really want a helmet Oh my God that’s so sexy that’s straighter mending Sorry those are really good boots uh that’s like one of the last things that I actually really wanted to find there’s The Strider boots I could do frost Walker I don’t wear any frostwalker crosswalker is kind of cringe armor trims I don’t care about armor trims they’re cringe Just kidding but I just don’t care about them uh no I’ve never even played subnautica oh you should it’s fun arrows you like play every game that exists it’s true I play a lot of games I did want to um I did at some point want To make a video about horror in games that aren’t horror games which subnautica would most certainly be under that category I think just survival sandbox in general just kind of brings that out because you’re like alone and there’s scary Tourette’s that might kill you oh feather oh my God I have perfect Boots I can make perfect boots I mean um if I ever wanted a fortune on a shovel there I I put it in PC text oh my God look it’s so touched absolutely hello Maxi cheese and blue ball oh wait Rose are you even in a minute no Why are you not in the server because I’m evil I’m joining it right now I don’t know why you immediately dude the boots oh my God what the hell the preferential treatment [ __ ] [ __ ] water ouch okay there we go I think I’m done with the I wanted a Slightly better helmet set up than this but I might be able to make something out of it I don’t know goodbye Rose foreign did I loot that one yeah that was though okay that’s the server um I’ve got 20 fireworks left so I kind of Wanna I’m not sure if I wanna look like oh [ __ ] I almost ran into that I’ll get like a woman I don’t know what fatal error so nothing about Sonic can consume code by touching it that is wacky what does that mean he just like goes into um He goes into he he breaks into every IDE and he just does control a control X where I was hungry I’m hungry I’m gonna stop streaming soon no I get it I get it I get the joke you get the joke thank you I am a little goober Square guy how Did you know so you you killed the Ender Dragon if you’re in the end city right so what is there to do now nothing cool not really I mean I can like get better armor and then do random [ __ ] but aside from that nothing I love that and City there that’s true That’s true got three uh I’m not doing the warden because it doesn’t make any sense uh I don’t really care about the Wither because I don’t care about beacons I mean I can get one but like who cares you know uh you should do it because it’s cool all right Finding the warden is just straight up a bad idea in hardcore yeah it is I think it’s a bad idea in every way or whatever game you’re playing I think you should always fight the warden having a [ __ ] joke I don’t think that Rose we still don’t haven’t played mine Right yeah I was just very annoyed by that rock not working for me you’re so crin you could use Hamachi on Java yeah I mean like the point of the warden is to not fight it it is an it is an obstacle to avoid in a Place that has got apples I remember my first encounter with the warden was [ __ ] terrifying I I ended up going to the surface and it kept following me it wasn’t able to get to the service because it was too big to fit through the stairs that I made but I Could hear it trying to chase me it tries very hard to continue like fighting you and the problem with it is that the beam that it shoots out uh travels like [ __ ] 30 blocks through walls or some [ __ ] like if it hears you yeah it’s like really really really really Really really really bad you just should not encounter if possible laughs okay let me bring shut off for about a minute there don’t worry my my brain was never even on where’s the switch to turn it on um it it’s women you know monkey sees action neuron activation So the reason why I did not bother mining more diamonds or getting much of any resources is because of the amount of [ __ ] [ __ ] that I just gained uh just from looting in cities quite High wait hold on I’ll be right back I remember one time I had a Minecraft worlds um With our boy Thomas um and I was uh I my house was I made like a base that you had to go into water and find a weird ass corner to go into um and then also I made uh a glass tunnel through a water filled Ravine to a farming area and it was really cool and I felt really good about it no yeah oops well actually won’t need those either okay so that will work but I’ll need a respiration book and that would be annoying but I don’t know if I have a choice Did I bring any other helmets with me no that’s annoying it’s okay though that’s ideal so I’m good to go away um I don’t know it’s really not that hard to get this much loot in my opinion I mean it didn’t take me very long I’ve only been on this world for 19 days I have returned I oh you made me girl girl about getting a mental illness game I can play soon I just have to eat and then we can play again uh the the chest Plate’s basically where I want it to be so I’ll just keep that in here you have to switch off my ears I’m Gonna Keep My all the desired stuff down here uh oh no sorry I’m a speedrunner so we keep hit boxes London like for basically the whole game and don’t notice So that’s the funny shovel I have a silk touch pickaxe and an efficiency pickaxe so I’ll keep these on me at all times and then I I need like a non-so touch bigger axis I saw someone um playing Minecraft with the a mod that made them V1 from Ultra kill no Yeah like like they had the [ __ ] pistol and shotgun and punch and slide um and could even do like projectile boosts none of this is significant to anyone here but me I’m so true I think you should download the one texture pack no no no it’s a very silly texture Okay so what am I keeping which sword am I keeping it’s just this is the one that is so I’ll put sharpness five on that uh Uh I don’t really need any of the pickaxes at all except for this silk touch one wait this is a better circus pickaxe yeah so remember get rid of that they’re all useless foreign this would I would do that honestly seeing potions we thought that Glenn is so awesome I don’t know why they don’t anymore I don’t know either but it’s so weird to me it just doesn’t look like your potion anymore it just looks like weird juice your juice no uh and I don’t really need this or anything like I said as mending around box That’s sweeping Edge I can use this to add sweeping Edge to this sword as well uh these are all useless okay um okay so what now now might be the time where I start combining things because I’m out of stuff to mess with yeah okay this is where I start combining [ __ ] do You have the Glimpse that’s not possible I don’t think no you can like reduce the Glen I’m pretty sure that’s something I do not think that it’s a setting and I really don’t I don’t I don’t know what setting that even would be oh you have color space set to srgb oh That was the default it is a setting uh it says oh Navigator settings and accessibility hmm it says it should be an accessibility or something the Clint wow just to adjust the client there are glint speed and whatever I said 50 glint is speed and glints at night I’m 69 percent I mean I didn’t I didn’t touch any of this stuff except for Distortion effects I had them off from like a while ago uh no it doesn’t apply to potions it applies to enchantments and now I mean I could I could tell before you I thought you meant the enchantment The potions because they don’t have anything on there if a potion still made me more but like your armor and [ __ ] itself look like it have no enchantments I mean I could tell but I didn’t I didn’t honestly I could tell very easily but I didn’t know that There was a setting it’s probably brand new I think it was out of the March yeah yeah so uh and then uh and before I do any more of that I do want to get at least like one chance I don’t have any word and I just thought mega mind no wood Efficiency three man I don’t want that and now um let’s see if I can get a hmm I don’t really want to make a helmet I don’t have enough diamonds for that I need the diamonds to duplicate this thing um that I don’t want to do that right now though Is someone in my friends list on on Valerian uh named just I love thighs true I’m not gonna do that I’ll show you this shipping ends another way It did that’s that was the point of me doing that okay that’s why I I brought a bunch of stuff that I didn’t even want that badly specifically so that I could get levels out of um on enchanting it that’s neat okay so now I have my non-silk touch pickaxe and shovel I have my chest plate I have a sharpness looting sword and then I have a Smite normal sword um I’m at a stopping point for this session I would say and I can read all this forever no I’ve already been live for like three hours and I haven’t eaten today I also Have other [ __ ] to do I actually have to clean the kitchen thank you all right so I’m going to log off for the day but thank you for everyone that bothered showing up and if you haven’t seen my new video you should because it’s good goodbye Video Information
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