Mind-Blowing Adult Minecraft Adventure!

I don’t know how to rebuttal I don’t know how to start a video I don’t know how to make a video what am I supposed to talk about I know you I don’t know Minecraft I don’t know either uh just [ __ ] about Society or something I don’t [ __ ] know I’m going to go exploring because I got nothing to my name uh excuse me I’m sorry build a house well so I don’t want to build here I’ve come to that conclusion why I I don’t know I just thought about it a lot today there’s the tiny little guys and then there’s these big long [ __ ] all right I’m not talking oh hi Tessa Bing long I’m talking about something big and long baby hell yeah yeah his name is Bruce Bruce looking for Spruce looking for Spruce he’s a little obtuse a little [Music] obtuse I’m uh oh my I’m [ __ ] Frozen I’m frozen frozen I’m lagging so [ __ ] Frozen my headphones came out my game is frozen okay now I’m back we are so back we are not back Hunter is so back I be so back I’m going to be I’m going to [ __ ] dude it keeps [ __ ] freezing God I’m going that’s what I I’m making adult Minecraft that’s what I’m doing from now on not from now on adult Minecraft for right now I’m making adult Minecraft yeah Minecraft before adults hell yeah I call it adult Minecraft that entail what does it entail Minecraft for adults yeah Minecraft for adults are you [ __ ] dumb did you not hear what I said Tessa and then she goes now watch this drive oh I found the gay world there’s green it’s it’s the Green Grass and then it goes ah the pride month Forest yeah well it’s not a forest but it’s just grass it’s dark blue green orange red pink purple it’s like a whole it’s pretty nice pretty gay family uh no Brown is not in here Tessa for the poop people it’s not the most inclusive well okay yeah do you not know what the looks like Tessa I mean goodness we’re all about inclusion around this got that brown triangle on it now no no not the gay flag T the new one does yeah the new one the new one it’s so funny new flag just dropped flag damn Bol is playing the Killing Floor who crun crunk bolt yeah God what a loser imagine not playing Minecraft with the homies and the girl me I don’t think he likes Minecraft very much got he’s got his fiance playing he’s got Travis playing and he’s got Tessa playing so there’s no reason why he should not be here other than the fact that he’s a [ __ ] a [ __ ] a big you’re a [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah I know that [ __ ] never tust a hoe all right Travis I’m going up to the top of this [ __ ] chest again I’m I’m going to I’m hey remember there’s TNT I’m going to get out of here I’m getting out of here I’m getting out of here you can break the TNT blocks before opening the chest shut up Tess ruins the fun [ __ ] buffoon you just completely ruined the fun on did you did you not hear me earlier Tes when I said this video is meant for adults now they know what’s going to happen oh there’s TNT blocks it it’s like they’re adults test edit that part out what do you want from me my God fix it in post like everyone else that’s like so much I’m the one fixing that in post more work me and that’s not my problem she just honey she just doesn’t understand I’m going to try and be the new dream except I don’t always one of those is a top priority being the best Minecraft not doing top top priority of not doing is what I’m trying to say sorry geez there’s so many gosh it’s so hard to be a Minecraft Youtuber nowadays I’m definitely not a Minecraft Youtuber I’m just I’m just a poser sounds about right okay now I need what the 24 Spruce trap doors when I look in the [Music] mirror what the [ __ ] what this ain’t too bad over oh Fu it’s kind of it’s kind of pretty it’s kind of like pretty and [ __ ] dog I’m attempting to load in is is loading in you might need to allocate more RAM I ran out of Sprint I need to like join your specific thing first oh my God it’s beautiful oh my God welcome to Minecraft time pass [Music] what’s wrong with the gay Woods Hunter uh don’t catch you they you Creepers look different too by the way does it no did thank you why the [ __ ] is there a butterfly up my ass holy [ __ ] that was a fun little Excursion I just went on whoa I’m lagging to hell right now what’ you do I got a phone call from Kathy she goes can you come help me I go in there ay projectile vomited oh all over her oh it was funny oh yeah I don’t want to have kid going be honest but they’re cool uh try and sell it to me then uh 50 bucks you can have it Dam man $50 is $50 sounds like a bargain I guess I I don’t know how much how much they usually go for nowadays what’s the going rate for a child I think the Market’s getting a little high right now so I yeah think it’s cuz of those stupid those stupid factories those stupid uh child labor [ __ ] Chinese dude what the [ __ ] man China child labor is expensive China and North Korea are doing those stupid yeah they’re that’s why babies are On Demand right now pretty much I’m I’m talking about how uh you’re going to be in the next dream no no I no no I said that’ be the next dream but but I don’t Dill kids and I don’t only play Minecraft uhuh that was not the priority order he said before though I’m basically I’m basically not dream okay you hit me with uh that’s what the mask is I’m not going to do that no I’m I draw the line I’m back Ben Laden lacken party interesting oh I found the tower you blew up Hunter B Laden lacking which one there’s three damn it Hunter yeah it happened three times I actually think it might have happened four times and I actually survived the fourth one they all all look the same yeah the ones that blow up all look the same every time I know okay are you sure though I’m not going to learn from this mistake if that’s what you’re hoping oh okay that was kind of what I was hoping but I I can accept that not yeah I’m not going to do that so uh Diego you never also answered the question there but which one are you going to be in my my Minecraft video what did you say about the venomous snake thing again I said I I would if so my answer was that if the hypothetical was also including your dick I would suck the Venom right out oh right the one that would let me die was Justin right okay yeah Justin was going to let you die okay yeah I’ll be in the video okay awesome do I have to suck you off or is that just I me later hypothetical during the video or after uh well I did say this would be a a video for adults so I don’t really know yet okay okay as long as I got it I’m I’m pitching Minecraft for adults ah okay okay I know why would you poke F speaking of all right so you know how when a girl gets pregnant people are like wait what they they they do what yeah Hunter girls get pregnant oh my god dude nothing causes it it just randomly happens out of the blue they just wake up one morning go I’m pregnant I didn’t true okay but what I was going to say was so you know how people go up to them and they like rub their bellies right mhm yeah why don’t people come up to man and just go like yo their balls uh good good job to you too oh yo you know what I’m saying like I had to happen to me once yo W yeah happened to me I mean it was my girlfriend that did it but you know doesn’t count count doesn’t count doesn’t count nope doesn’t count close enough no it’s not yeah it is no it’s not how about this if I ever see you I’ll do it to you don’t worry yay [ __ ] Boston I see pickle all you’re coming with me don’t take that out of contact open the furnace [ __ ] I’m lag I wish the sack was more like the the back the What whose sack are you talking about Tessa did you guys not spawn with one what yo you have a sack what double you yeah it spawned me with a sack that has extra storage but I more like the backpack my sa does have extra ST no Tess you got to put it on the ground first yeah no no I know but I wish it was like the backpack where I could just like hit it doesn’t sit in my inventory like it you know what I mean I don’t I I didn’t get one honestly Hunter has no sack confirmed I got no sack D you didn’t have to say confirmed at the end of it though Tessa uh I think I do true I think I’m going to H I’m going to need proof yeah what why’ it get so quiet after that all right I’m out to Adventure at early dawn dusk dusk at early dusk late dusk I am dead half a heart and a dream I’m going to go fishing down here if I can nope oh that was funny to watch you watched it yeah it was across wait really yeah oh my God you were right there what