Mind-Blowing Minecraft Moments with Creeper Backshots!

[Music] [Music] f [Music] [Music] [Music] f [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] damn straight I forgot that I I definitely uh did not uh fall asleep while laying down and then end up realizing that I may or may not have slept one minute past my alarm and but what I I meant to say I am perfectly on time that is an absolute genius thought that I was just sent and will update at some point I love it when people have better ideas than me so that way I can steal those ideas and pretend that they’re my and I will bring it up at a later point to make it look like I’m not stealing that person’s back to uh putting holes in walls I uh have nothing better to do with my time also yeah I’m playing Minecraft again because I uh cuz I had an idea in my head and then uhuh yeah okay acting like you’ve never you’ve never not taken one of my ideas or something like that hey Tommy how you doing this guy I don’t know how large I got skeletons in my walls yes I understand garbage garbage oh my god oh if I seem weird for the beginning of the stream it’s cuz I am I I I I literally woke up late so I’m going to I’m either going to sound weird or I’m going to feel off I always feel off my brain works a mysterious way sometimes [ __ ] like that just pops up yeah I don’t know why I didn’t think of that bro like that’s like a me level genius idea to come up with that’s why I was upset that I didn’t come up with it I’m sitting there like man now we can claim that that was him that made that and I can’t be like I can’t be the one to like claim full hang on ultim mine has like do Tim mine is goated is basically what I’m trying to say there because Tim mine will just literally let me mine out entire chunks in without me having to take an hour and a half to [ __ ] break walls with my pickaxe I’m also realizing ing that I was like what was I trying to [Music] do like I had a plan and as most plans I have um I forget them as I’m doing the plan and then I end up getting distracted special at like I think so oh other than the fact that I almost got yelled at for making the damn bro that’s crazy you made the right choice it is time to punish you for making the right choice workplace and positive reinforcing workplace environments wow I’m so glad you did this can you never do that again or wow that’s an idea that would really increase the efficiency Place why would you ever suggest that you’re not even a manager I don’t believe God but it’s not that bad how dare you be skilled at what you do and think properly and want to improve our place of work I’m getting a weird I love how I am putting cobblestone in this floor that I’m going to te out at some point uh I know I can’t live with Cobblestone floor CU I I do not possess peasant mind sets or of a big Miner grind set I possess so do are adults just referred to as Big M they’re just like like I feel like most men never really up past the 13 quickly so is every woman a pedophile if that’s the case I’m like I’m like this is like genuinely a thought I’ve been if I mentally don’t age does mental age matter more than physical age is the next question if somebody is like evaluated by somebody and is mentally like the age of like six am I now a pedophile because I like this person this is I’m not talking about myself I would like to also reference I would like to uh alert the public that I am not talking about myself and I am not talking about anybody in specific this is just my brain going to topics that you know I genuinely should like you know is it a debate I know it’s a debate and I’m not what is this so we had this debate on enti review or it’s aged forward well I’m glad I was not there you see I don’t rev I never reviewed hentai okay because I had standards now I don’t I a vtuber and what won the debate that that’s the real question who won that debate was it a bad thing or was it a good thing like cuz I think either way you slice that cookie it’s not going to sound too good it is not going to holding you will not be the allegations is basically what I’m trying to say I interrupted my thought like three times there the feds won’t do feds believe being a lycon is pedophilia now that’s my next question and the FEDS are cringe and not base and I guarantee you every fed that has ever said that LLY being a lollycon is pedophilia is probably secretly a poon because no every fed is also a hypocrite you know how it is realistically life just works the feds do not count as feds do not count LLY as a pdfy here look get on a watch List’s like I’m on watch list because of different reasons you trust me you don’t need to worry about me the watch lists that already involved me don’t include pedophilia Well they um probably don’t include pedophilia at least on me I do not know how to count apparent who here is not on a list yeah that’s valid I did say I was actively human traffic chat for I did say believing this wholeheartedly that it would be more efficient um to teach uh someone geography to human traffic them and throw them into the location with other planned Escape in mind that would help them learn the geography of the area truly you want to learn a language just get human traffic somewhere where they don’t speak English like honestly that’s the best way like you’ve never been human tra traff into like a Persian landscape before like where nobody speaks then have you really like lived take a vacation sometime dude well the land of the free and the brave uh even normal PDF files don’t count unless they get caught well some if some are the government be like human what oh uh uh we talk about my human trafficking at some other point I mean um sorry I’m interrupting the thoughts on my human trafficking process human trafficking AKA driving you know yeah man I just got stuff in I get stuffed H my mispronunciation of words has made that line what I was ever I was going to say number one it is ruined number two whatever I was going to say it sounds way worse oh God B album came out today that was pretty cool really excited I was really excited about that I heard one of the songs and my brain immediately went like wow that I wonder if I could play that and like made me had like that idea so I might like if I if anything if I if I that like thought comes to like motivation and pro like comes to fruition uh I might like post that or something like that I I I need the recognition of people on the internet [Music] um you ever has anybody here seen like the memes where it’s like um the men eating like a food item and then like women eating a food item and it’s like them just eating it the same way except the woman being like I can’t drive I don’t know why that [ __ ] like is incredibly stupid but gets like lost in the funny bone of my my male genetic brain how I would normally eat this but I can’t drive sorry we were talking about human trafficking and I got on the subject of people not being able to drive and I also thought about BMWs God BMW drivers are the worst I don’t even drive a car and all I can want to do is complain about them literally like ah yes we bought the world the human being’s most douchiest car on the planet just to be an inconvenience to my day and literally ride your ass Lambo drivers unfortunately we don’t have too many of those but I can only assume how Lamborghini drivers would be uh based on the car that they drive uh people that drive Lamborghinis probably did not mentally age past like 13 so I can only assume how well they drive BMW drivers have spent 10 uh 10K the piece of plastic that broke yeah also like Volkswagen drivers to be honest oh God you’re a pigin brute you’re a pigin brute holy [ __ ] get juked [ __ ] putting this guy through the ringer oh he’s about to put me through the ringer I am not having a good one right now woo yeah no why are you so fast y anyway what was I saying feel bad because I forgot to send Twitchy the invite yeah I just saw I just saw like I feel I do remember you talking about like inviting Twitchy and I was like like I maybe it’s somebody maybe it’s somebody else and then like I go look and I see another person in our Discord and I was literally like oh you just never invited them yeah oh H yes the water of the nether blood I need quartz just sneeze I sneeze so hard I released all gas in my body at the same time I wanted quartz because I want to build something out of quartz quartz looks good I’m going to keep Quartz in a really weird way every time I really want to also find some ancient debris to get netherite armor love how squishy my floor sounds I’m going to build a padded sty of only flesh just just so out way every single time I hit a wall it makes that lovely squishing noise hear that I love my [ __ ] floor the nether looks more meaty than I remember yeah it feels like uh again like I said I have a [ __ ] floor and I’m going to build a padded salad of nothing but flesh I can almost feel I can now I’m just thinking about the nether is somebody’s like internal like yeah that was a noise um that I hated um man all the mods is just full of noises that I really just love to hear ah yeah sounds like my Bone’s breaking sound like me when I wake up at age 95 be like all right time to get up listen when I wake up and and my my knees and my body and my back just start sounding like I’m going to the chiropractor you know I’ve truly become too old but to be honest that’s just how I wake up nowadays anyway oh dude I order McDonald’s for um dinner tonight and when I I I I didn’t wasn’t like like paying attention too much when I was ordering my food right and then the second I took um Professor Ronda the son of Herobrine has awoken nearby do they just put these words through like a random generator and then make a mob um but when I when I took a sip of it it was regular Coke and I’m pretty sure my whole body had like a visceral reaction where I was like oh what is this cuz I didn’t I didn’t know I genuinely didn’t know what soda I was drinking cuz it just tasted so different from what I’ve been drinking it was kind of the exact way I felt about um uh diet soda before I started only drinking that I really have fallen as a man on the internet just become I’ve been I am now unable to uncorrupt myself you have a name are you like a compressed P I can’t like read name but hang hang on hang on oh excuse me Jesus Christ I feel like Ryan holy [ __ ] I’m getting these like I mean to be honest I’m no I can I can be nowhere near as good as Ryan with that [ __ ] I’m like low baring it at this point I keep I I’m interested in an update on your warranty I’m why is everything so high up in the nether ow ow the feather falling boots four boots T is that a dog dog it’s a lit dog this is also like not the most convenient like location to be exploring I feel like oh God I’m instant mining [ __ ] black stone that Blackstone is a lovely building block that I love building with oh God my nose over run what I get for not sleeping and then waking up to do a Minecraft y yo they hi re how you doing they they played the [ __ ] spooky ass noise where it’s where it’s like you know when um uh like people on the internet are like like say something spooky or creepy and when they’re talking about like it’s like the chills M like chills music sound effect file bro yeah get [ __ ] ah yes Horus FL I love it when my biome is literally described by the game as being the location I currently am in uh a visceral Heap you’re going to play GTA 4 on your PS3 while watching oh my God that’s like a like a mental throwback should I play through honestly I kind of like I’ve never played through GTA 4 story fully I feel like cuz I was never really like allowed to play [Music] GTA yes I get it I just that’s a link what’s it all link to and I know this [ __ ] about to say to me you just got to find out you just got to find out is not an answer well I mean technically it is an answer but yeah click on that link and tell me what you find Chad do not oh voice just died at once you just got to find out know what you are no better than that is no better than saying oh you know you right dude oh you’re right from you you’re kid this is literally me when I get woken up in the morning I have the same reaction that’s also me getting out of bed in the morning hi size welcome BL mck no don’t worry about it man just watch the damn meme oh oh I see what it is [Laughter] now okay that that is pretty funny David tweaking I almost read that as David twerking that’s pretty good I do like that me W meem viated anybody watch Edge Runners God I feel like I have not watched anime and I felt like I I and a little bit PS3 is being wacky right now so I’m just going to chill here for a bit while I wait yeah it sounds like the PlayStation 3 do you have a back do you have a uh I read your stream title I didn’t need that image in my head oh what me throwing it back into a creeper just giving me straight back shots you never been bent over by the giant green penis and really have you ever lived in your life on it Minecraft literally made the image of a dick and I I’m s here I have a slim so no PS2 support oh W I did get a fully backwards I have a fully backwards compatible one I don’t know how much those sell for nowadays but from what I know they’re actually like not that bad who cursed who built this spawn this cursed all all of these Striders to like inter Eternal damnation is it just spawns them outside of lava that was like NAU a like hoger not in fact I have not lived those are like $200 to $300 USD right now uh I mean that’s I mean that’s still pretty good for a console that’s the PS3 that is like as gari as the PS3 is you got your slim for 90 yeah I have uh the Star Wars version of an Xbox 360 slim like I I don’t know how rare that is but you remember like the shitty ass Star Wars game like the connect Star Wars game yeah I have the whole I have all of that still in like the original box and all that I know nobody actually cares about when people have stuff in like the original box and that just gives it artificial value but you know got the gears one let’s go the 360 looky was like a goated console ow ow ah yes the Retro console known as the PS3 shush you will not make me feel old on this day that’s the yo skeg the DS is a retro [Music] consult enough to make a gr man cry ow to make this grown man cry thinking about the fact that some people don’t know what a DS is and only know what the 3DS is wait they made a they I think you missed the 3D in the 3DS a PS4 is a retro console it’s over 10 years old oh my god well I do like that console lifespans got longer and it wasn’t like they were making a new console like every every year yeah I know I would never think of it wel to the club try the Dreamcast oh God I never played anything on the Dreamcast I do have a I you know what I do actually have that I I’d probably just be better off getting emulators for the game but um I have an SNES with a bunch of like I’d love to play through like links Awakening again but like trying to trying to record and or play links Awakening on stream via something that isn’t an emulator just sounds like pain um because see you can’t exactly hook an elato up to an S NES what broke my helmet oh I literally just have the time I don’t I don’t even know what I’m looking at I’m like I can tell this is the nether only based on uh guessing get the box for streaming though well I could just get something that I hooked to like a TV and it records like what’s on my screen hi Kitty playing Minecraft on your tablet right now oh excuse me some people consider 20 to 50 years old to be retro and I agree with that yeah it’s like kind of like how like when I heard the words My Chemical Romance is a classic rock band it literally made me like like these for a minute and I was literally like I’m like do not call it that technically like MCR was getting big around the time Green Day was getting big so that’s like correct now that I think about it and I’m sitting there like oh my God that hurts or at the very least people consider MCR a dad rock band now and I’m literally like [Laughter] ruined my perception of reality truly if you talk to me about only music you would assume I’m closer to the age of like 30 or 32 35 talk to Noah about music you might guess that he might be in his like 40s Xbox 360 is 19 19 years old oh my God it really well I would I I would be willing to consider like the Xbox 360 like on the cusp of becoming a like a like a retro console I grew up with a 360 don’t make me feel old yeah you’re telling me I grew up with a 360 the fact that so one game I will always go back to being so weird um is uh what’s it uh the fact that Black Ops 3 looks so bad on 360 and how good Black Ops 2 I don’t know I I assume people here really aren’t like Call of Duty people but like most people um but it lagged I like I put in the microwave and it’s getting steaming hot oh dude when you’re playing uh like uh I’ve learned when you’re playing mobile games in general and I haven’t I haven’t played like mobile games like since I was much younger like or at least a lot of them um your phone and like your fingers get like burning BL gen Rick toffen was cursed oh boy Xbox 360 bo3 was terrible yeah I’m glad I never was given the displeasure of playing it and the first game I ever owned on my Xbox one was Black Ops 3 so I played the [ __ ] out of that game I want to get like um like my uh like the whole like mod menu for uh Black Ops 3 on PC and like you know like boost my account back to where I don’t want to like go past like The Prestige Master Level I was in Zombies I want to hit I want to go like put myself to like 100 level 100 like I was and then still play Zombies like I like continuing from there on the other hand I have no problem with modding and Gobble gums cuz holy [ __ ] I would rather not uh give more money like old fight with the red ring never played Cod games on my 360 was too young to play them I was able to pass the speech check into getting my parents to let me play Halo and I played Call of Duty basically my whole life because my older brothers played Call of Duty and it was like kind of like just like something that was like almost Uno I wasn’t allowed to play GTA for a lot of my life like not until I was like fully like uh not until I was like 15 16 did they really want me even playing g GTA and uh it kind of made me upset cuz I felt like I was like left out with all my friends whenever they would go to play GTA and honestly after playing GTA realistically the way I grew up and the way like my brain works I don’t do like a lot of the horrible [ __ ] in the game like to me GTA feels more like an organized crime game and not a game where I’m just like you know killing people senselessly but that’s never how I’ve like played my games I know boring uh me not liking murderer of random people for fun ah you’re weird bro half the reason I play video games honestly I uh I was debating like setting up uh bg3 mods um or bers Gate 3 mods tonight and starting in my balers gate play through today but I was like ah I kind of want to play Minecraft and I feel like I should like spend more time like testing and seeing how well everything works because ow um I’ve never modded that game and I don’t know how well the game is going to run oh oh guy thinks he’s slick I’m F I’m going to be here for a bit anyway so how you guys feeling convin my parents to play GTA yeah guy out here finally passing speech checks like that Jesus yeah my parents definitely didn’t want me that was like the one game they didn’t want me playing because of like how like bad it was or like what you could do in it but again I wasn’t like uh what’s it called your typical like violent child either and I didn’t just kill things sensely in my brain like if I showed a lot more like cuz like yes I was I was Ye Old impressionable youth but like and uh but I I feel like everyone was but I like knew the difference between white and white and Wong because I I don’t know why I went into the O place I really started being like I differ between white and me dying of old age pressing Mouse one on a boss this is equivalent to like bro this is better than Skyrim combat I have to think more like about what I’m doing right now than in Skyrim combat I understand so how are y’all doing hang on I I feel like I just like had to put my hand like on my desk and like speak like so how are you doing doing you doing okay oh my God look at how long this guy has resistance for like I would die of old age before that timer ran out other man I was like ah I can jump down I’ll be fine yo dude was not fine all right round two [ __ ] yeah that’s what I thought you’re this isn’t going to have feather falling on it fall damage reduced by 20 yeah okay uh it’s gain speed and it’s better armor okay yeah I’ll take that these AR weren’t equipped by default because cring um I’m also going to go back to my port uh go back to the old world H H but if you’re genuinely asking how I’m doing I’m doing I’m doing okay today I’m actually having um a pretty good day uh for the most part outside of you know like I was talking about when I first started streaming was like I’m BL how about you unfortunately Tommy some days have I’ve I’ve come to accept the fact that unfortunately some days are just not every day is a banger excuse me not everyday powerful in in its in its construction I run it out of it is what it is and I have plenty [ __ ] it wee ball yeah but when are you going to hit the moment where you’re like it’s so J like that’s that’s the real question I’m all right PS3 working again nice what’s nice is that the PS the PS3 3 won’t devolve into uh red ringing which is probably the be the best thing I can say about the PlayStation 3 that every day is a banger but the one piece is real okay good to know it’s the Friends the one piece is the friends we made along the way so as far as I’m concerned we got there boys the one piece the one piece is [Music] real much higher so high I I’m do I dude I have a buddy who watches one piece and it’s not no way this is a different buddy it’s like a work buddy I work with um and I’m like how do you watch that show not because I think it’s bad or anything I don’t want I don’t want people I’m not like giving smoke to one piece but I’m just the idea of sitting through 1,000 like 100 episodes is so like appalling to me I almost that that copy that the the meme that I just did with the one piece of real thing I almost scream that in the uh Boston what’s it called the Boston Convention Center uh down like the escalators just cuz I wanted to see if anybody would respond to it I did not because I possess the uh high score of possing the possible skill of human decency I didn’t want to be like a disruption and or have somebody be like yeah can you like not do that I tried talking to my friends to do it but like my friends are like more shy than me when it comes to like stuff like that so you know I mean to be fair I wouldn’t really call myself shy a lot of people call me shy and timid and I’m like damn bro you have not moaned me for like 10 minutes check what I don’t know what you’re telling me check Colgate how dare you yelled at it off okay oh I can’t I can’t be referencing old memes in front of new people what do I look like to you cringe oh wait I’m a vtuber [ __ ] I’m just kidding for the most part too late yeah yeah d m well the most recent DM you sent how the [ __ ] am I supposed to itemize dying to Colgate oh I it would have been funnyer if they were like yo how do I itemize dying to Pepsi he died to Garen to be fair that Garen kill was almost definitely mostly his ultimate do not if you want to complain there’s like things to complain about I need to make an enchantment room I need books which means I’m going to go a V for all of their um Family Values I’m also going to make a diamond helmet now that I’m just using a normal helmet I oh my my gravity is technically cares yeah I have an idea and I think the idea is I’m going to um I almost have two full health bars holy um I think what I’m going to do where’s the closest build I mean there’s a town near spawn I really haven’t explored is that portal that I to yeah that’s a ruined portal I don’t think I’ve ever gone to I think I’m smoking crack that’s a joke by the way my crack healer is retired I have Frost Walker now that’s kind of cool I guess and will be very annoying at some point oh I took all of my diamonds with oh well stom stom stom stom stom stom stom stop well the ice last way longer with these boots than it normally does the I’m still laughing at the how do I itemize to dying the CATE oh wow Frost Walker works for um obsidian too that’s I did not know that lengthy golden shovel of sendis where is I said nearest Village and now I’m going to go walk over to this Enchanted Forest because I need to go be a [ __ ] magical ass [ __ ] in the okay wait do plants now grow to infinite height because is that is if that if this is sugar cane no this is grass how does it get this bad yeah sorry guys I haven’t mowed my lawn in a little bit and it’s just like gotten a little gotten a little bad you data Amish girl shout out to my four people that understood that joke luscious surrounding new asking how wild plants overgrow this is Minecraft it’s just it’s just craft mine I’m soet with all these grasslands cuz these grasslands are making my frame rate drop to like 60 that’s gross I love how I I I got my own Minecraft skin made uh yeah true like the grass on fire hi Katie welcome back ow I I I commissioned my own Minecraft skin and I never see it because of the scarf of invisibility like yeah I spent good money on this and I proceed to never actually see it oh I should probably have the bow in my hands uh wow that’s a beautiful River that’s actually like a really well generated generated River I would start working on batania to AFK in the background but it’s just going to tank my frame rate even more what do some games look like ass but are really pretty at the same time that’s just kind of how I feel about Minecraft in general Minecraft’s one of those games that like you’re sitting there like wow this game looks amazing and the other times you’re like wow that looks like [ __ ] I eat grass cow MO I Blaze [Music] grass don’t do drugs even older games too well Skyrim is a game to me that looks amazing and looks like it’s so old at the same time so new how do you feel about the color uh White for no particular reason it’s my easily the most unliked cray to eat in the Box okay genuinely who eats the white cray that’s my question like why do people sit here and be like oh the best cray in the box is CR and I’m like dude the white cray is terrible purple water yeah we’re playing some modded Minecraft you know how it is I don’t even know what I’m looking at anymore I feel like inate of Corporal being me [ __ ] who ate the white cray on stream I told you you don’t eat the white cray it’s the worst tasting one and what did this guy do he ate the [ __ ] white cray got to like be more distinguished and like eat the brown Crown okay I’m more of a red cray subscriber to be honest because I feel like that has some of the best texture I got to make sure I have a torch while exploring at night or it’s literally going to become pitch black darkness outside the white can could be good some days yeah but like you have to like drink something with it at this point I can’t tell what’s real and what’s fake what do you mean you can’t tell what’s real and what’s fake the Crayons say is safe to eat in the Box I mean why would I not they all have they come in different flavors why would I not try one what part my foot’s asleep God damn it feel like I need to start doing the Unstoppable male urge of trying to shake my leg because I’m nervous perpetually worried about things that going what you mean what’s real and what’s fake our raccoon vtuber is real don’t worry I’ll appear in your house in one day I’m actually in your walls with my family raccoons we live in your attic actually it’s very nice up there like genuinely though I think you should turn on the heating early this year I mean I you You’ you’ve had it off for too long genuinely I feel like you need to turn it on because the heater that I’m curled up next to right now streaming this game from genuinely not as hot as it could be man I’ll be real you should really uh turn up that heating I mean I am not offering the pay almost got [ __ ] my back shot on holy [ __ ] that explains why I can hear you yeah I can speak as loud as I want you hear the chittering from the walls think you can hear humans to fit I hear humans can fit to raccoons oh yeah I I love that fact the fact that the human anus can stretch out so much the fact you can fit two raccoons in it so now when people are like that inventory capacity is unrealistic now I’m like no no no I trust me you could fit that in there I’m going inane I see people in the corner of my eyes don’t worry just take your meds and if you don’t take your meds prepare for battle you hear like the Pokemon battle theme right it’s like do you enter turn-based combat when you start seeing your skitso brain like that’s the real question or is it more of like a 3D Fighter the car in the house will fit yeah true just put that in my inventory bro just had to put it into his inventory it’s all right sometimes you need to you need to put a you need to grab something quick and put it away uh 5,000 blocks this must be a sign dude no way listen bro if you ever sat on the remote before you know that’s like it’s like a dimension where like you can’t come back from like you you’ve been Lo you’ve been lost to the as Dimension starts to break Street Rock Street Rock the sheetrock wall walls okay new will’ll free you do you have diamonds absolutely I have diamonds going in killing they’re not graded apparently I don’t know what that means uh C+ I love the buzzing of flies in my ears that literally made me like have like conip this the guardian that I won’t read it wake up [ __ ] wake up [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out of bed we were’re not having this conversation right now oh what you’re pissed off cuz I took your bed huh I’m just going to sleep right here wait what you doing guy was about to come up from behind me and start pounding me in my sleep but luckily I sleep faster than he can walk so how fast do I got to run there’s custom armored weapons using mixed materials and gems yeah I noticed that it almost looked like like the Materia from Final Fantasy is what it looked like to me like and how I would like upgrade my gear and stuff like that wait n are you able to show us your custom Minecraft model I AB um I’m just going to I’ll just take off the invisibility not displ my overalls this is what my custom Minecraft model looks like no it’s less painful than Tinkers yeah well 90% of things are less painful from Tinkers I want you to you you realize what you’re coming from when we started with nothing and now we’re here it’s genuinely we we only went up ow ow ow ow ow ow I’m not I can’t be the only one by the way who’s been like had the absolute [ __ ] scared out of me by like um what’s it called um by berry bushes like I’ve just been like walking through a location and all of a sudden I’ll walk through a berry bush and I’ll literally like lose my [ __ ] cuz I think I I just walked into a [ __ ] wither Rose that’s a new one I do kind of need to go caving so we’re just going to put a waypoint right here D has a random way point nice it even has your yellow ha streak yeah no the guy was really good I I think I paid him like a little like a like I think it was like double his rate I gave him like 20 bucks so it’s not like it was that much cuz he was like yeah yeah minimum 10 bucks like or you can like give me more and stuff like that and I’m like well he did a really good job so I gave him like an extra tip I honestly he was like really quick too and he was like easy to work with and genuinely I ask for nothing more people on this planet to then to be like easy to work with because oh my God that’s weed that’s not a Tor um cuz oh my God trying to work with people that have like slow response times and stuff like why is there so many creepers zombie in there nice uh uh I need I’m here to find the ore from show me the magic show me the magic I’m oh no I I’ve been I’ve been watching like some like random SMP videos from Minecraft every now and then too that’s part of the reason why I like even wanted to come back and stuff like that dude the [ __ ] cave bro why is there so much [ __ ] everywhere Jesus anyway now that my brain’s done having that thought um watching a lot of SMP videos and like watching people do like cobweb combat is in like crazy to me like people just placing cobwebs at your feet and [ __ ] like that like damn bro these people have like gotten efficient with it quick charge Max Jesus Christ yeah okay I forgot I was in a cave I’m to only hear spooky noises that was weird feel like I’m getting about to get jumped by the creeper Mafia I love the boots that give me speed boost whenever I get hit cuz literally I’ll get hit by an arrow and just [ __ ] flint lock wood myself towards a goddamn skeleton that just shot me oh [ __ ] that’s deep I’m 13 I think this is there we go oh my God that was like I have no wood um I thank you I’m going to need get some I realized that I brought a almost broken Diamond P why did nobody in chat tell me I almost brought a d I brought a almost broken diamond pickaxe and no wood with me it’s chat’s job to tell me when I’m forgetting [ __ ] unless I expressly tell you in my rule set that not back seat game me but you know yo it’s oh look black oh he’s dead all right now where is that ore find that ore I really hope it generated in this world properly and I’m not going to have an issue where I’m going to need to like spawn in one of the villagers and then like like give up one material for another via like having to spawn it in cuz I don’t think I don’t know if this world gen worked for mana and artifice I mean I think it did cuz I’ve seen like naturally generating mana and artifice stuff already I just need to find the like for instance this guy is part of mana and artifice but that’s like a mob different from what I know they did not change the way the ore looks like oh D again playing Minecraft without music by yourself is like so spooky Frank the president oh no I’m killing the president not Frank anybody but him I didn’t expect to find Frank the president oh my God Frank hurts my God Frank stop eating my ass he’s not very fast but God is he resistant to fire damage Frank the pr no not president Frank plus five more Hearts projectile protection Nature’s men this item ignores 10% of durability damage physical damage is taken that is reduced by 7% that is pretty good um knockback resistance plus 5 Max health and plus it has two empty sockets in it this boot has one empty socket it uh Tommy do I have to make a special like workbench in order to slot these things in by the way or is that just something like that can like I can get yes okay oh uh hang on I could do I could just do that uh apos uh gem cutting bench H like shelves oh wait hang on you can upgrade oh oh no um how about this yeah that’s more that’s like more possible Fusion enchanting oh my God what what is all this I’m already lost I I literally clicked on like three tabs and it was immediately like um H it has super enchanting yeah I noticed I’m sitting there looking at it like um how how do oh my God that was that was a sloppy noise that I was not like emotionally ready for that oh sweet a zombie spawner only if I needed any materials from zombies I could automate this the Ender how much damage do do per SW seven this item is currently only used to get mob heads okay and it has more on the sword and it looks cooler so we’re taking it rotting spell book you need candles for enchanting an enchanting table as well I’m going to look into these iron spells and spell books honestly at at oh yeah thanks for that noise oh that’s not how you spell iron that’s that’s irum irons spells and spell books oh they have furnace mod I immediately got distracted by the furnace mod uh Mana there’s so many spells like a spell table there’s like codexes rotting spell book gives you three spell slots ancient codex a ruined book found likewise and skull infested cities um enchanted book Enchanted spell book which diamonds hog skin Dr from hogland um Arcane cloth Arcane essence the arcan essence BST Hood wandering uh magician robes Lea armor electromancer sorry I haven’t been chatting much just been playing missions oh dude don’t worry about it I’m just here to Vibe myself H rings that there’s Arcane iron ingot AR Essence so if I see this Arcane Essence I’m going to take that with me now I also have quite a full Lo the backpack up uh I would love to find a pickax axe hooks earthquake spell pas time radius oh it makes it difficult to rain bro swear that’s really cool and also really laggy yo who gave the zombie a crossbow what the [ __ ] God I’m moving goddamn fast cuz that’s speed about to turn my I got to get so much fov I’m going to turn myself upside down heard the phrase turn that frown upside down I never understood that one oh that’s children children scare me no get away from me I know I’m playing Minecraft but I don’t need more kids zomes Mo oh [Music] Jesus big ass open cave I’m not really seeing anything I’m too interested to go kill myself for so no I know my ass is still going to jump in in that hole expect nothing less of me than jumping into that hole in a minute here me Landing face first into [ __ ] hole because I don’t tend to make good decisions this seem like a sa seems like a sather way into the hole the hole does call yeah true I think most men uh walk through life cu the whole calls my dad would say he calls it the power of the magic box to an extent the it should be a forbidden spell but the Wizards outlawed a long time ago yo dude wait [ __ ] three hello all these diamonds in this oh wood I have no wood bro I wish I had more wood I would w l i I almost just did not spell that correctly um because I can’t I I actually can’t spell out loud like like when I’m like ow by that I mean like I can’t like when I’m like speaking I can’t like spell a word out loud I was also like taught really badly how to spell cuz the way the school my my school system taught me how to spell was like suffice it to this say incredibly stupid um free Diamond Sword and free diamond axe but where’s my God not what I needed Lee have a pickaxing you not not this not not the had an iron pickaxe so at least that’s useful for something and a [ __ ] spawn egg I will take the Slime spawn egg oh I’m drowning why can’t I even oh no oh God yeah that’s right [ __ ] I was really afraid once I saw a forgotten but then I realized I baited him into like the ultimate trap cuz he doesn’t have the comprehensive thought of an actual human can’t spell this day of my life couldn’t spell uh herion Ranger as a professor don’t feel bad I almost read it as Hermon I was like no I know that oh yo oh dude you thought you were going to catch me lacking buddy uh-uh I saw you move I caught him jumping thought this guy slacking he was like if I just don’t move he’ll never notice thought I was lacking I was not lacking caught him in 4k trying to move vpal like vorpal weapon like Destiny 2 oh God it just ruined my brain wood oh my God glorious wood I need that in me right now okay God I can make a [ __ ] other pickaxe so I’m not stuck here as a cloutless loser I I’m afraid by what I just got a notification of what was just posted and it was no how did you find a jar that big um if you shoot in the ass one more time I’m going to shoot in your ass don’t ask where did you find a jar that big um um Amazon I just found it um I definitely didn’t go SE it out nebulous elderwood bucket of theme locomotive ancient spell of purific I said I need the cup yo yo yo hang on spell ey cup Y how many people’s days did I I needed them to spell I yeah go ahead hit me [ __ ] see what happens you ain’t never going to get that you ain’t even going to get the chance oh God I oh [ __ ] man it’s like that oh oh no oh these are the bad spiders no dude ow ow is stupendous and my autism is no dude yes sorry I did steal no line that was my be I didn’t even know he was still here he he caught me he did catch me in 4k stealing his line I do uh what’s the the meme of the guy like uh today we’re making cheese sauce guess what the main ingredient is Sauce Cheese oh [Music] man what’s your line oh Noah’s line is no hang on Noah do you have a second to come give me the voice line here hang on let me I’ll join the uh Channel now I’m in a channel where I assume skag might be here in a little while too he just got will the night wild Noah appear uh possibly I think he might be playing with the laora but um if he’s not I’m sure he might be here he a what’s up D not reading again clearly I’m lurking trying to get art done yeah I see that it’s not like yeah no I just didn’t read what you said me trying to think of a [ __ ] excuse no no no you write G honestly that’s my bad honestly G you write that that’s my fault I apologize in this episode of will knew ever learn how to read the answer is yeah probably not lengthy diamond pickaxe I love how I get the material to make the pickax and now it’s like all right boys rattle them boys here is his pickaxe roll bar roll bar but does it make a funny noise I need to know blood slash you know me try to cast him a spell on the next enemy I I maybe I need to hit somebody with it I wonder if it I wonder if it makes a funny noise now I want to find an enemy really bad so I just smack him over the head with his bar bro where’s this spider is he in the damn walls what the [ __ ] El fck it ar time magnet upgrade for my backpack another Ender oh what I can rotate blocks with it it’s like a debug stick I I expected a funny stupid thing and I got something that might actually be genuinely useful I didn’t want this bar that MP3 yeah that sound sounds like somebody like pressing a key on their keyboard yeah like that sound like it sounds like like like mic bleed almost and I was like really confused when I heard it I was like bar [Music] Emperor is there a way out of this cave system oh is this like one of those M shafts that goes like to uh Overworld yo Noah’s here hello chat what you drawing today more porn course oh a he just he had to I did have to I saw the Crowbar he’s like I can’t resist crowbar That mp3 it literally is the same colors yeah exactly is literally the halflife Crowbar oh stop no ah I’m just Shing right now cuz I’m okay okay manufactured tracks made of regular rails reasonably priced H op Pig boss Noah boss uhoh uh hell broke loose and so forth came the Slayer uh two ways to poison me in that box Dr the most [Music] like thought he was slick throwing down that throwing down that potion didn’t endless quiver I feel like that was easily one of the most cursed things I’ve ever done in Minecraft I just mined a stone block with nothing but my sword in like 0.1 second this is like the bad ending Minecraft what the [ __ ] I literally just vein mined iron with a diamond sword and got it all that’s disgusting yeah yeah has modded Minecraft gone too far let’s play vanilla again it’s better I can’t play van anymore dude it’s been it’s been it’s man been a while old ass man sure I know I like I I I I remember going to lose words soon here I’m going to lose you’re going to lose funny words what do you mean you’re losing funny words G also messaged me I wonder if he sent us the same thing got to love the drive-through person [ __ ] up an order that I had a bunch of stickers they gave me a double stack Taco instead of [ __ ] Taco Bell man is what he given me I also did not read that correctly and if sky is in chat and heard me say that he’s going to Flame me a shut up I can read I do read well yeah shut up whatever you say English Second Language it’s [ __ ] up that you say that cuz I say that to S what whatever you say English Second Language yeah oh my God that’s foul He he’ll make fun of me for how I speak and like okay englishage damn got him that’s how you know you won and that’s how you know you’ve won can read better than edit. exe yeah from what I know edit can’t read chat like at all every time he reads it’s like listening to an infant read it’s like you know that one dude in I don’t know you might remember even though you didn’t whatever you might still know what I’m talking about you never have that one dude that’s called in class to read that’s like uh you yes dude literally I hate that [ __ ] I’m like what you [ __ ] read I can read [ __ ] quicker than this dumb ass bro I can’t read and I can read faster than you es sl.exe I [ __ ] hate that [ __ ] every time someone P the teacher picked on that kid I’m like I’m going to beat that kid’s ass after class mostly Bro Dog I can’t read and how do I read faster than you bro I read ahead in the book to try and prepare for being called on so I am not that guy literally I mean I think what what’ you say no I yawned oh I I said I thought you said like o and like I thought you had an idea damn how did my last one get filtered by top chat I should turn I should uh ask geg about that setting so I am able to get all of the um that stuff I don’t I he’s probably has told me about it and will complain to me when I ask him again about it like he normally does and it’ll make me feel stupid but um like I already told you how to do that do you not remember how to do that what’s the difference between a normal okay a creeper and a cave literally nothing they’re just skinned differently are you discriminating on me from having a different skin color yes now go away special different you think you’re special cuz you’re different no dog you’re not him I’m him I’m 100% Himalayan just got my [ __ ] DNA test back H dude Dracula flow is going to be like one of my favorite like memes that came out this year is it is it a this year Mee or last year uh I think technically it’s last year and that is the or I’ve been looking for this whole time right there Venum ore after 35 years I have learned now that is probably not at the Deep slate level and that is probably why I’ve not been able to find it as I know I’m doomed I’m sorry life is prison you mean uh bullying is kind of [ __ ] that’s going too [Music] far that’s going too far ammo oh okay yes Parry the platus Parry the plat hang on I had like I had like a decent like do merch that I did for a little while har the thir nuclear warhead a platypus P the Platypus how are you at accents yeah like doing it yeah yeah yeah [ __ ] Doge like what’s your best accent can I know you can do like the BR accent my my best action has to probably be this one oh yes that is very true my friend I’ve almost forgot welcome to the Quicky Mar what can I do for you what can I do for you I love computer as well you you made me good at 7 Ac you’re welcome my friend uh I used to be a Russian and now like I’m just like lost my Russian accent cuz my Russian accent well the my basically the way you can get into like the Russian accent is being like Nico we need to go bowling and that’s basically his oh that’s GTA 4 yeah for the last [ __ ] time Roman I don’t want to go [ __ ] bully I’ve had GTA 4 on the brain because I know res is playing it right now F you’re uh F you’re an online bully this can carry still our life in 7K fine and have fun being free in Canada oh what really you have some good accent Impressions to be fair uh they’re okay I don’t think they’re like like a fantastic the problem is just I feel like I can do better like than I can do uh new bill new I get to be lame now oh I’m sorry you know have you ever I I love the term of uh some people need to be Cyber Bullied because it’s true um oh my God double team my ass yeah it’s absolutely true that some people need to be s bullied CU like you know some people weren’t bullied enough in their life so they would learn um I feel like human and decency is weirdly taught by being bullied I know that sounds like awful but like I feel like it’s true in a sense like being bullied helped me become like weirdly enough a better person I think law re uh reformed soon after it got gets implemented well it also depends on if it’s going to be actually enforced upon is another question n was literally canonically a Yugoslav a Yugoslavian War yeah I forgot we were talking about GTA for a second and I was reading that I was like the is that you can tell my brain is like melted fully well bully law hate laws rolled uh into so no World War II jokes for you like what does that like get filtered what is is Canada becoming like a communist state Jesus damn Tomy bastards it’s nothing against you Tommy I’m sure you like it just as much as I like it um literally 1984 as long as it doesn’t get to the point where I understand if you can’t talk about it your Southern L Louisiana accent is great though and oh Noah has a really good southern accent true brother you know when the speed evolve down here and you know you start thinking about Copenhagen my like you get into like Ellis that’s what you have to like do I to tell you about the time my buddy ke yeah I love horses horses do I look like hood dude hood dude dude boom they take the history out of most schools is what here as well ah yes not teaching people history so they don’t think the government is wrong I love that if we don’t teach people about history they won’t ever criticize or think about our government genius write that down write that down or you uh sometimes know you out to hit him with the worly bird shut the [ __ ] up if you call it’s helicopter it’s a helicopter a worldly bird one more time I’ll beat you so bad you’re going to wish your sister never gave birth to [Laughter] you my favorite Parts about your story the sound sound they make they stop um the the problem is just like my British accent randomly will devolve into Australian really quickly I mean I can do like the I can do like the crocodile hunter accent really easily like while trying to force it but like I I’ll end up like defaulting back into like default Australian if I start doing like oh my I I I’m terribly sorry to inform you yeah in balers gate 2 you will hear me doing a lot of the British accent when I play that game because for some reason fantasy settings are just unanimous with the oh great Heavens oh great Heavens really what a terrible day here my apologies to very much genually I think I might change what you can always do is a Cy shrimp on your BBY [ __ ] I VB long neck you need to do an apex stream with the boys and only use accents the entire stream I’ve done that before I do that just use the Noah accent dude Noah accent no dude no [Laughter] dude God I what’ you say I want to play lethal company again oh me too I mean I’m going to be playing it on Saturday there’s that I’m not going to be able to play that unfortunate um I’ll play later uh like on Sunday or something or even on Friday when uh Ryan gets around okay I got to find a time when I’m not talking to Swiss which is really hard it’d be past midnight if we’re talking about Ryan remember yeah you’re right I mean on the weekend he’s up earlier but like you know most of the time we play lethal company at like nocturnal ass hours well I mean that’s just when the game is better true I mean that game’s not even really scary but like true I mean it it’s funny the scary moments in the game I will be scared for approximately 1 second and then I’ll go and then I’ll start laughing at it that’s my thing you’ll start laughing because someone will become a great a voice actor usually me yeah I love the shotgun shell I love getting [ __ ] decimated and just like you hear like a little bit of me screaming before I get decimated you just hear and then you’ll immediately start laughing Tommy unfortunately the US is already there oh yo what a nice dude look at how beautiful the scenery is hang on I need the video settings uh render distance here here here sounds like when I wake up in the morning that bird oh my God about to pinpoint my exact location because I said what a bird that sits outside my window sounds like be fair I have two birds that sit inside of my room so you know sometimes they wake me up too do people are already gearing up here I love how my dad was saying something like uh are you shaders new uh shaders are not on I can turn them on uh hang on but if I’m going to do that I’m going to lower myun um use the ultra fast Shader and hopefully not crash my game oh yeah that’s a solid 30 frames we just dropped to sorry typo no no don’t worry about it he we’re back to 60 I I can use these shaders for a little bit cuz I’m getting now I’m getting an average of 60 like 70 frames I can see it in the corner of my screen oh God I’d love to see like what my like I should play the um I should get know what to play that mod pack actually that might scare the [ __ ] out of lowy um no there’s a mod pack called into the fog and it’s like basically like a horror Minecraft mod pack are you familiar with the cave dweller mod at all oh I gohost man speaking hello sorry I wasn’t hearing that’s say might be a little said no I haven’t heard thank you um uh God the cave doer mod is like actually horrifying and like the way people have like started redoing Herobrine as like a as like a mod uh like like a person who’s in your world is honestly horrifying compared to what he used to be cuz you used to be have like someon Herobrine and then you survive him he he’s like in your world by default now and like corrupt mods giving them mobs giving them like white eyes and [ __ ] that that shit’s like spooky to me okay I sorry chat it’s going to be dark in here for a little bit season BR gaming oh my God he’s casting a lightning spell on me I’m afraid no ow you’ll know what my spells are when they [ __ ] kill you okay stop caving me stop cave brain caveman brain me oh my God this torch is so bright with shaders on this is deep slate I’m I’m at level 69 nice okay sorry I had to show the pixie who was boss honestly cuz if it does then you’ll be more like me did my message get filtered by top chat or is it just not showing up I think it did get filtered by top chat if you asked something I apologize since we are currently talking about something that might actively be getting filtered by a country um it might be filtering in top chat my apologies if I don’t see it or don’t read it I will fix that uh by next Stream So my apology if I’m not reading it what what usual my friend I do not not read chat I am not Ryan true that [ __ ] don’t know how to read it all my God the Supreme Court is looking into that social media site should or shouldn’t allow certain content I don’t know we’ll see how the things go well I think some social media sites need to stop being porn sites careful we there Twitter’s for not what Twitter’s for but that’s what Twitter has I’m fine with Twitter like but Instagram literally is just porn at this point it’s that’s just all it is to be fair that’s all Pinterest was and then they got rid of porn on Pinterest and then nobody used it so you probably like getting rid of you got to have a little bit Yeah you got to have like just yes we know you’re not the dog beater yes I don’t beat dogs hey hey petery Peter hey Peter I love cheating I love stealing I love taking things that aren’t mine without asking stealing stealing theft me and luckily Noah is a cat so yeah luckily Noah you’re a cat and I’m a raccoon so we’re safe from the dog beater true you need to get that new fortnite character by the way oh yeah the raccoon skin absolutely that’s like that’s like almost a must that’s like literally you K look it’s literally see a black cat character in fortnite with suglasses I mean that’s kind of meow skulls no no is literally yeah right you want to know what I wear out in public most days chat it’s if you look up the meow skull skin from fortnite and that’s what I wear out in public most of the time also by the way I am 110% bringing my wizard robe to [ __ ] um the conventions I’m going to my [ __ ] $150 Harry Potter wizard wizard robe I will be wearing that around the stick that does nothing oh no I won’t bring the stick I’m not like Harry Potter cosplaying I just want to bring my [ __ ] wizard rob you want to be shot a wizard love casting spells Noah with the stunner shade just a cool cat dude I prefer the sub glasses as well personally I just think they look better personally ever since Mt started calling up sub glasses I’m like [ __ ] you it’s it’s true I mean am I he’s not wrong but like damn I’m like damn bro I’d love to Flame you but you’re so right I can’t even I can’t even drive I’m like mad that you’re like right yeah they’re not the sub glasses then what are [Music] they weirding that [ __ ] like oh yeah dude when people talk it’s weird I agree oh I love how Facebook just messaged me was like yeah you have like like uh 90 unread messages and they’re probably all from Bots y free cake mine oh that was weird um well I prefer those glasses I don’t even have to wear glasses I literally just wear them cuz I like the way they look I know some people think that’s like cringe or stupid and I’m just like why like what’s wrong with it like there’s nothing wrong with it to me like people are like I you know a lot of people that wear glasses are like why would did you ever watch Rick and Morty episode with the talking cat I’d imagine Noah be like that cat with Shades I I think I’ve [ __ ] the [ __ ] alien yeah I think I like vaguely remember what you’re talking about I’m like like talks but like not actually talks cuz it like it’s like talking what like not using its mouth I’m like trying to like rack my brain because I I have watched Rick and Morty it’s just I’m trying to like think about exactly what he’s talking about like cat that like nobody liked oh yeah that’s Noah [ __ ] you oh this is a cartographer building this place looks awesome man dud I want to play Minecraft for like 2 weeks and then never play it again that is just how you play Minecraft dog on God how long have you been playing how long will I be playing how long have you been playing I’ve only been playing for uh technically this is my third play session of this world so not that long it hasn’t I haven’t hit the two week Point yet I’m hoping I don’t drop this world after two weeks I have a lot to do I want to I want to play Minecraft with you while you’re in the grace period while I’m in the grace period yeah H Brew what a [ __ ] cool ass Tower hang on I’m going there somebody left their ancient Spire here I need to go investigate I’m a curious ass wizard that is definitely going to get killed for his Hubers sorry for cutting you I didn’t mean to distract you uh don’t worry about it I basically base stream topics off of me my brain thinking of something and then immediately jumping to that thing and then losing it and then going back to it you know Chad how’s your [ __ ] day been because I know this guy didn’t ask sh I I can hear the soing wet noises of a [ __ ] slug did ask it oh [ __ ] oh oh how do you feel chat chat’s actually backing you up I thought they wouldn’t back you up yeah there it’s not skeggs chat well it is like half skeggs chat it’s kind of skeg chat what do you mean I love I love I still think it’s really funny SK was like why are you all being so nice you’re being nice to n never asked me how my day one puts fingers together deu Leaf oh yo yo that’s [ __ ] awesome I got the breath of the [ __ ] wild glider bro oh nice oh it’s even got the stamina bar that’s [ __ ] awesome I need to see though where are my torches my friend where are my torches it is going to become I ate them all they look like cigarettes they look you eat your cigarettes well do you know do you not know what dip is oh true you don’t eat that though you spit it back out well you put it in your mouth put a lot of I put a lot of things suck on it efficiency 10 holy [ __ ] this has Unbreaking five efficiency 10 and it’s called the tree capitator uh you going to get it no I don’t have the emeralds for it I think go grind for it but it’s from a [ __ ] goddamn wandering traitor it’s from Arabic man I I can’t see cuz he is invisible oh yeah it’s night time capture him kidnect him there’s better enchantments than this there’s better enchantments than efficiency 10 what mobs does this game expect me to have fighting I’m going to find like the apocalypse Ender of Worlds dude and it’s going to be like yeah time to fight God I hope you enjoy day one build a house day two fight God day two killed Satan wa you never killed sat before drink God’s come wait some rares with up to 2K HP oh [ __ ] so that’s what the holy girls for what drinking Gods come yeah BRB yeah all right R don’t worry sacred fluid me drinking God’s sacred fluid so I can gain his powers you telling me you wouldn’t give God head if you g if you made you a [ __ ] wizard you think God is a com jar what would what would be in um holy water oh no Jesus Jesus sits in the cumjar that’s just like something yeah I know he you got to you got to enhance the essence of the thing you made with it oh yeah true technically it’s the same thing he’s to get him ready for the rapure hey Sac blid listen bro when me putting my cross with Jesus on it in the [ __ ] jar get baptized for the love of God for the love of God um I had a thought in my brain but lost it I didn’t want to interrupt things I’m like now I’m now I’m sitting here racking my head trying to think of what I was going to say Oh Yeah I broke my cardinal rule um that was also sk’s cardinal rule until he also broke it and then completely caved I technically had have pre-ordered a body a body pillow not that I’m going to put it on anything I I think I would literally just keep it in the plastic it came in and then like put it in my closet I’m like I’m not going to put it on my bed and I’m not going to hang it on my wall so technically it was a waste of $60 but sure right bro I’ll post proof of it on Twitter of the body pillow sitting in my closet and it’s plastic the fact that the that is the most it doesn’t come with the pillow which is the case um the fact that that is the most expensive part about the merch was like insane to me the fact that the [ __ ] print on a cloth pillow cost $68 post it in Discord just look just go to the hollow live website and look at Ba’s birthday merch or are you talking about post the screenshot when it shows up in Discord I’ll do that yeah but that’ll be in like April it’s going to put the put it on the blowup doll no I’ll spend like uh a couple Grand on one of those like full like real life anime SE STS listen when lonely people have money it scares me lonely people have money then oh my canaves my aching back that music I hear I just randomly heard music that’s a good investment yeah new few thousand dollars on the doll signed by your Oshi no no of and signed by my Oshi that’s how you do it oh God he’s coming oh he has how much [Music] resistance I can’t kill him he has too high of a restoration stat my sword is literally not good enough to kill that guy the music is getting closer he’s coming he’s doing what all right I can hear him I can’t see [ __ ] though oh my God I can’t see oh now my eyes kind of adjusted like in Minecraft he’s coming RIS face have to make a home way point here we go Jenny has awoken nearby no anything not xj9 xj9 for for all the 10 people that have seen My Life as a Teenage Robot damn okay no not that the show wasn’t unpopular it’s just you expect like chat to know exactly what that is that do you know what uh My Life as a Teenage Robot is I don’t think chat’s that young yeah no I don’t think chat’s that young either but like I have to make sure I love uh I I love the check to see uh how old a chat is chat do you know that there was something before the 3DS chat what do you call it what do you call your like what’s the the full title of a DS also hold on skg it’s [ __ ] up why did you have to tell me that the Xbox 360 is 19 years old yeah bro yeah he literally that [ __ ] me up dude you’re sitting there just like a [ __ ] man yeah yeah no that thing’s 19 years old that thing came out in 2005 dude that came out in 2005 oh no me looking in the mirror having like the uh the what’s that music called like almost like the uh hey Noah can you work at uh my local Taco Bell Danny [ __ ] up the order uh that depends can you work at my Taco Bell just to [ __ ] up my order I think they paid 20 an hour so well that see funny that’s cool and all but like California stuff L yeah true he got you there fair enough I would die we got to added one more question to the equation why would you die Cu uh well I don’t know if you know this but California is the reason I don’t live in Austin anymore yeah I know every all all of California is moving the Texas cuz exactly so you know we’re just decontaminating thank you guys thank you mhm you’re welcome yeah now Texas has become a refugee camp uh yeah where all the prices got [ __ ] inflated because yeah yeah thank you hate California in California are still like them bro this is all this is cheap yeah no for real show me on Zeno stream have it on docs now and Nova perfectly to help me add something hating the Swiss was a m hating Californians is not I hate Californians yeah I have no stream today or tomorrow cuz I am just working working oh okay maybe I’ll go longer then if we’re just sitting here chilling for a little while I also have to talk to some people asking about collab like oh you’re well I’m guessing you’re doing more um I mean maybe but no I was talking about temp oh oh you want to do more stuff with temp oh okay yeah I want to do uh there there’s a certain collab that would be perfect that I want to do with temp yeah hey yo that’s what’s up that is the only context I will give it is very very up his alley his skill set required oh his skill set required well I can I can Y what I uh huh yeah is a word you can what I can lean lean in what I can lean with a rock with it what are you talking about I’m I’m stunting bro you’re what I’m stunting the [ __ ] does that mean oh you know I hit him with this any how you doing anyway Noah how you doing uh your mom oh no he got you damn [ __ ] how how will you ever financially recover from this n be stunting yeah thank God know I’m talking about listen bro I just place blocks so I’m always stunting what does that mean I need more um black stone like really bad dude that was a massive asson I heard that [ __ ] I felt that in my bones honestly not going to lie know what you uh you yawn pretty cute yeah that was kind of I thought you just said you I did E what the [Music] [ __ ] what you don’t want to be complimented by the homie that’s kind of gay of you no I don’t want to be complimented by a California doc impression what dock impr doc impression no one hear scream sex I kind of want to recreate the [ __ ] uh tunnel meme [Laughter] sex that thing is soing silly can I place multifaceted slabs in this I you place what uh slabs that mix with other slabs I think what do you mean is a a general term yeah I’m like if I sounded like him I think that’s just because I might sound like him we’re both men with relatively like men we’re both men with like deeper end voices in my youtubing community man like yeah by the way I had an idea because like I was thinking back on the uh the press the button VOD and I just realized how [ __ ] unhinged it was uh I think there’s some things I can clip on it yeah you say I’ve noticed how unhinged blank was and I’m literally like damn bro so you had a stream yeah bro skegg must have streamed he said something was unhinged I need to go break down more dark oak trees rain rain go away just come back another day or don’t come back at all hitting them while they’re down what do you have against the dark hang on I need to change this from Top chat live chat there we go I switched it from Top chat to live chat there we go was there someone in chat that said hitting them while they’re down I don’t know what you’re talking about I’m talking about you cuz you’re you’re uh breaking down dark oak trees why you got to go for the dark ones huh cuz do they have the best color wood hey yo hey yo wait a sec pause hold up what did he yeah yeah yeah me she’s in the Serv you say Twi oh no I hated that noise do I have soundboard on I think someone was showing me something I think I might have soundboard on yep oh that’s going to turn off immediately oh yeah keep mine on prettyy please if I had the option to keep certain people’s on I’d keep yours on and mute everybody else’s can you literally can you have to do it manually every single time do but yeah you can kind of cringe no wait what’s up I’m listening being cringe ah yeah no dude I literally turned around because I thought that noise was in Minecraft I was like the [ __ ] was that noise soup yeah the gravity gun yeah I know live chat based where the truth lies nude are you mining with a sword that is it the claw yeah yeah dude I literally mined a vein mined iron ore with a [ __ ] diamond sword yeah need more slabs or slab slab please slab that word coming out like I feel like it’s like becoming not real in my brain anymore excuse me you’re not excused smile we’re so brain rty dude there’s the PE live or something yeah I know me is she live or something acting like I didn’t know the answer to that question this is why vtubers struggle with collabs I can give you the very very one sentence answer to that I’ve noticed that everyone here is an anxious [ __ ] wreck with a few exceptions your people the best part is is at first I wasn’t going to be a YouTuber and that’s probably why I’m not an anxious wreck well I’m an anxious wreck but I’m not like antisocial me antisocial and anxious wreck like I’m looking at a 15minute video here on why vtubers struggle with collabs again you can [ __ ] summarize that [ __ ] within a minute you should make a t a topic about the short or like yeah joke short no no I I’ve um I thought about it for a while because there were definitely a bunch of shorts I wanted to make on info based things for V tubing but you didn’t want to become the vtuber info guy I do not I I’ll say [ __ ] in passing I’ll give advice in passing I do not want to be known as somebody who does that regularly the people that are looking for that type of thing the it’s fast wide it’s what what’s that word I’m [ __ ] looking for casting a wide net basically yeah and you’d get a bunch of different types of vtubers but then like the second that they see anything else that isn’t my [ __ ] info [ __ ] then they’re going to be [ __ ] nighting all G in together being cringe is that a [ __ ] hell desert temple I can’t believe they would say this oh my God you know what actually really [ __ ] funny what every single time one of them would uh like try to cancel me for XYZ thing what if I just say that I am the thing that they are trying to cancel me for you said something homophobic yeah I’m gay you said something against black people oh yeah I’m black yeah keep going that definitely wouldn’t dig you a deep hole I it would be hilarious it would be really really fun that sounds like it’d be funny until it dug you the deepest hole known to man well see the thing is I feel like the correct people would find it funny the now now it sounds worse oh yeah you can only watch my streams if you are the corre correct people yeah yeah the correct people AKA this corner of V tubing where I am comfy this corner of youtubing I’m comfortable here the people here are really cool feel like it’s just like the non-corporate side of youtubing no no no no no no no there’s a lot of Indies that do that [ __ ] virtue signal [ __ ] yeah no you’re right now I think about it I was like oh I’ve seen a lot of people that are just like like normal streamers that are just vtubers and then there’s like the vtuber type like streamers and then I thought about it for a second don’t even touch it at all they don’t touch either side cuz they’re corpos unless you’re nii Sanji and you’re just stirring the [ __ ] pot like idiots Indie hell is real yeah yeah oh yeah Indie hell is where people are allowed to have opinions unlike um normal stuff uh well depends but you know uh with corpos you could be uh safe you could be safe offensive safe edgy you know like make fun of white people or I don’t know I’m pretty safe Edy myself I mean some should I say about I mean to be fair the human trafficking line was yeah that’s not the most safe edgy thing I’ve ever said but you are not safe edgy as much as you try to convince yourself you are not safe edgy you literally compared yourself to the funny mustache man so yeah you compared yourself to [ __ ] by accident yeah you still did it doesn’t make it better I accidentally shot that guy five times in the back of the head okay well that clearly wasn’t an accident I wouldn’t claim to accidentally shoot somebody if I shot somebody just know they Des dude anytime we play a game with PVP you have shot me in the head by accident you did cross my Sidelines exactly okay I killed the guy I killed the Hitler okay so I killed the guy that was on the other side of your head to be fair okay well sometimes you can make fun of white you can make fun of all people here we’re not racist we we are very inclusive I’m equal opportunity racist we no no no it’s not okay think about it think about it is it really racist to make fun of every single race or is that just being inclusive how can it be a hate crime if I hate everyone equally exactly you’re [ __ ] stunned now huh I’m not stunned I’m just like man it’s racist to not include everyone I love racist people cuz it’s like yeah being racist are you also racist yeah dude [ __ ] sweet me too most open Community as long as you’re also racist exactly my favorite thing is when you walk in front of me skegg in like Apex or something it’s the game without Friendly Fire and I just unload into your [ __ ] back and all you just hear is like the [ __ ] gum ball going down the machine in the back of my head I lost my one pass yeah do you hear what Tommy was saying about Canada how like oh God it’s not like punishable by law to be an [ __ ] on the internet still like Australia it is yeah I didn’t know know dude the amount of people that come out of Australia I am genuinely shocked that that is a thing like Fitz came out of Australia dude how and do they want to stay there probably not I like uh I mean I love to visit Australia but I would never want to live there you want to visit there yeah I told you I want to go diving I want to go diving in the uh great Barry Reef oh yes until you get shocked by the funny fish oh the box jellyfish trust me I know I me I was I was thinking of the um the one that’s name I forgot but it’s Stingray the thing that killed Irwin Crocodile h no it’s a [ __ ] fish I think it has lion in the name lion fish you know I’m not walking on the sea floor they can still swim I mean they yeah but most of the time they’re like hunting if they’re going to do something like that they’ll be like on the ground I don’t think that’s the right one hold on lion fish stone fish is that is not the one I’m thinking of at all are you thinking of the stone fish no like I said it’s blue the box jellyfish what it’s not a jellyfish oh the purple uh blue ring octopus no it’s a [ __ ] fish octopuses are fish [ __ ] fish fish not I will not admit my faults in type one from now on two two two two we’re having a debate over aquatic animals that we will probably never see in our lives I [ __ ] said fish and N it’s like octopus huh that’s a seapod technically but that’s not a fish true well dude the way you like did that little like laugh and like you you laughed like you won the argument he was like that’s not a fish and then I can just imagine like the the like curved mouth R face that’s not a fish okay what is the non’s way of saying this [ __ ] oh my I literally just looked over I did too you’re a [ __ ] prick I’m muting you I literally like who’s there oh hell yeah they have a proper drop down menu for mute soundboard now can I I want to play hell divers I was having so much fun playing I haven’t even [ __ ] played it a lot of fun would recommend play it with Nick playing it with Nick is a lot of fun actually SK so if we ever like get the chance where we’re not playing it on stream or something like that I dude it is I I mean not that I’m against streaming the game with Nick or at least me personally ni’s like the one dude I’m relatively fine with having join like consistently if I was to like choose someone BL blue dragon blue dragon guys make your on to look like an odd might be need a doctor to fix it two greater than one I’s talking about these tiny [ __ ] you know oh those things well yeah do you know that the fact that the funnel web spider is just a common house spider in Sydney Australia is horrifying wait that’s the common house oh God it is a common house spider the most common house spider I’m pretty sure is a huntsman hey do you want to see something horrible if you show me a spider picture I will kill you oh no how tiny they are okay oh the fact that the person’s holding it yeah yeah wait that that’s like poisonous right extremely you’re going to die in like 10 minutes you Agro I think it’s like a 20 minute and your dead thing I think your internal organs just stop functioning and there’s no antivenom no there is oh okay if you get to the hospital within 20 minutes did you know that like a weird ritualistic thing that like a tribe does somewhere is they fill oven mitts basically like oven mitts filled with um oh bullets bullet ants yeah and they no and they sit there and put the on both their hands and um what’s it called they have to sit there for five minutes with bullet ants in both oven mitts and just let them bite the [ __ ] out of you now what it’s an initiation thing it’s how uh uh of age men got puberty it’s basically like the initiation right thing that’s that was the crazy thing to me I was like um so you’re telling me if I hit puberty I have to have two oven mitts full of [ __ ] demon ants on my hands so anyway you want to talk about racism no I was interested in talking about animals oh te pause say pych say ssy right now we are talking about racism if we are talking about animal say psych right now yo this NE place looks beautiful holy [ __ ] this is like Scenic as [ __ ] I’m about to take a screenshot of this and use it for the next thumbnail oh God get that off my [Music] screen me hang on let me just open File Explorer chat you want to look at that what did it say I said what if I just opened up file explorer you guys want to look around that cuz I cuz I saved an image of the nether cuz it was really really really cool looking um and uh when I saved something on light shot immediately pulled up like the quick access save thing so I had to move it off my screen quickly don’t touch that Twitchy nose huh oh do not touch that yeah do not not touch that I know I’ve Twitchy only because of you I don’t really know anything else about them like who are they like what do they do like what do they play oh I hate the fact that the skin biome has hair okay what huh the skin biome has huh the skin biome are you why don’t you like the hair I mean I’ll pull some hair if you want hey oh [ __ ] oh I I sorry hi Stella oh yeah you joined right as he was trying to Riz I wasn’t I was trying to RIS gag okay I don’t listen I have relationships with women and sex with men huh no opposite what the [ __ ] what is wrong with you I have sex with women and relationships with men exactly that’s just normal though that’s just dudes I I’d be chilling my day be so fine and then all of a sudden the Homie don’t kiss me good night it really is an unfortunate thing you definitely spoke what what do you mean I definitely just spoke that was like perfect English that wasn’t even like no it wasn’t man this guy must not speak Zoomer let’s see let’s see uh so you wanted to know let’s oh my God you can’t no that’s cheating dude no he can’t you can’t do that oh oh he oh oh oh oh get oh [Music] oh homie kisses no homie kisses sad recent oh I turned him into a zombie pigman I didn’t even know I could do that who what the [ __ ] is articles always put doors on the portal yeah do I look like the kind of person that cares about Porta Port Port Porta portal ocean safety what what what Twitter is giving me access to write articles on the website oh no he got smacked with the kids clarinet he got smacked with Squidward’s clarinet God I still love that somebody [ __ ] said that you sounded like Squidward that’s funny to me I find that hilarious actually the keep sey power yeah can you write a tweet longer now about uh veters yo dude I I just write an article about why uh we should revoke the human rights of anybody who reweets I’m just down to write an article about revoking people’s human rights okay yeah fair enough okay you know especially if you’re like of this color shows like white person I I genuinely think you should not have freedom of speech if you look like this wait oh my God okay I kind of want to make a [ __ ] post uh of that sentence and it’s like some dude like wearing like some stupid ass hel no it was it was going to be like some [ __ ] cartoon character like actual cartoon not anime damn bro if you look like this I genuinely do not think you should have freedom of speech she was like the human the Cowardly Dog oh [Music] yeah it out I remember when the homie asked what happened to his hamster um I really like her model oh Nano’s model is great Nano’s new model I really like it why I changed my [ __ ] steam profile picture for the first time in a long time I should change my steam profile picture you did I should oh what is your steam profile picture the [ __ ] Riz the skeg RZ oh I’m not changing it [ __ ] that I’m leaving it Nano’s [ __ ] crossed eyes are you okay no why okay just checking yeah that’s like when Nano said I’m doing so much better and then referred to herself as Hunter pill and I was like see if you said the words I stopped playing Destiny 2 I would believe you but nobody really stops doing that and I’m glad to hear you’re doing okay Stella by the way good to hear good to hear some news that it’s not like I was physically assaulted by a man today what just that sentence what is it is it is it I’m glad that you are not physically assaulted by a man today yeah I’m going to say that to every woman I meet now holy [ __ ] hi how’s your day going oh it’s going great I’ve had a great there I’m glad you weren’t physically assaulted by a man today dude I have almost 600,000 steam points that’s my dude I have like 700,000 crazy God we spend way too much money on Steam well yeah because people like with flavor of the wheat games dude I swear okay can I can I just see the frames give me the frames I don’t care about the [ __ ] photos I use the Muse Dash background now I really like the way it looked he’s like there’s a I know there’s a m I [ __ ] got it for free like 100% for free no I’m just looking for a better border because I know that I have not checked this shop in a long [ __ ] time so there has to be borders like new anime borders good to hear you weren’t hurt severely yeah you know Chad I’m glad today you weren’t sexually assaulted not getting sexually assaulted today kind of cringe now hold up what did he mean by this n do you want to be sexually assaulted yeah oh okay if my relationship doesn’t feel like an abusive one then really am I in a good one if she doesn’t [ __ ] smack the [ __ ] out of me is it really a good relationship if she isn’t the one pinning me against the not a good not a keep her if she isn’t the one carrying me same get you a girl that could literally lift you up true do a girl where you’ll be like uppies yeah get you a girl give you uppies that I’m going to have like an Autism attack new get you a girl who can reach the cookie jar for real get you a girl who can reach the top shelf get you a girl that can play with your hair get you a girl who will literally give you head pets you want to have sex no I just want to be held no can I have a hug can you just hold me and I can talk about my problems for a little while no not even that can you just hold me I I love the what’s it called the the the all men think about his sex no want to women think about sex a lot I I keep seeing shorts where it’s like uh guys are we not realizing the fact that a lot of women on the internet now are like sexually like being sexually indecent to men for views and people don’t have a problem with it but if it was a man that was doing it literally they would be arrested on the spot huh I never thought about it that way thank you for opening my eyes anyway um yeah yeah yeah the more you think about it the more you’re like wait what cuz it showed an example of this girl who wasn’t wearing any pants like at all like and he was like in a gym and this dude was had to be like yeah ma’am I know that’s body paint you’re wearing please you I’m going to have to ask you to politely leave I’m back my fat ass is eating two baked potatoes and like if that was a dude who was naked with body paint on like dick or something like that bro would have gotten literally arrested ma’am that’s not a camel toe that’s your whole ass camel I need to build frame op is still dog [ __ ] I just use like my frame op I love the sound that like amethyst makes when I walk on it so twinkly I like it love it have you seen all the B boo memes absolutely I’ve seen a lot of B boo memes lately her just running oh yeah dude the guy just materialized cling clink cl cl cl cl cl um I need this guy SW like right now give me a second how does it feel to be a furry I’m not a furry all right well are you a racist no well you a rack you didn’t say it come on say the other half raccoon I got a nice rack Drew yeah man I got a nice rack check out how many containers I could store on it it’s insane my pantries never look better now chat how do you feel about racks specifically with one ones uh that contain I before the rack i before e except after C no I AQ I almost said something and I stopped myself from saying it I was literally like no now uh new what I need you to do me a favor I just got a sword called captive dreams it has sharpness five mending looting uh looting looting six no that’s looting four capturing can you spell the second half of the country Iraq no what why not because I don’t possess Corporal thought and I’ll probably couldn’t uh just I I literally was talking about this on stream where I was like I can’t spell things out loud so I this joke is completely over my head it’s a four [ __ ] letter country you have to say two letters yeah I know my intelligence is is zero I no it’s I have a like Phenom level intelligence sorry you have one point in intelligence you’re able to breathe no you like we I I went like we’ve talked about this before like how the intelligence scale works I’m probably more like a an eight genuinely on the intelligence scale because being below I think like a five makes it so like you’re like disabled technically I think you’re a five no I’m not disabled debatable are you being ableist yeah extremely [ __ ] [ __ ] he’s being able as chat cancel him on twitter.com take this man down to Twitter and have his ass you know I’m realizing if anybody ever calls me XYZ thing I will double down or triple down very hard that’s not exactly like a good plan but that is a plan yeah it definitely is a plan yeah n ask me if I’m sexist I will give them the [ __ ] pass chat type one if you’re autistic see there’s a there’s an old insult from elementary school that I would use but Danny is literally here and it involves his name oh well I feel like I want I feel like I want to hear it now but if it’s offensive towards somebody well it’s not really offensive towards him it’s just the fact that his name is part of the insult but you can’t just leave a man hanging yeah you can go to the forest yeah you can we do that a lot actually yeah I mean and you can either go back in the 1800s or you can go to Japan in the forest yo is that a dead body yep yep yep [ __ ] that’s a funny annoy oh why did I say that like my brain literally just [ __ ] annoying my brain just vomited and like my brain default said that and was like wait don’t I hate that word wait hang on am I getting am I getting [ __ ] red pilled Benoy oh there are multiple Benoy I’m getting red pilled no please ah me when the skin stealer finally comes for my skin man you can have my skin I don’t want it anymore you can have my skin I don’t need it anymore you’re back you said you oh you give me permission to use the insult okay well back in Elementary School uh saying that we would uh well we as in people would say a lot in elementary school for anyone who is uh really stupid uh Down syndrome Danny no oh yeah no I I used that was a pretty common one I feel like people like I’m way better now than I even was like a couple years ago like when it comes to like like my My overall like outward um ISM in general like how I treat people yeah your autism your uh yeah that’s one of them I don’t actually have autism even though I act like at some why you you aren’t self diagnosing yourself as uh being someone with autism for internet points yeah I know why I also didn’t make the short talking about ADHD cuz I’m like I’ve never a doctor has never told me I made EHD so I didn’t want to make it because I feel like that would be like the same problem a lot of people have at this point it dude people have watered it down it’s really bad I don’t like take meds for it but I definitely have like a quick like loss of thought process what did I join back to what tangent am I am I hearing this oh it’s not a tangent I’m we’re just talking about like the how I I was I was [ __ ] [ __ ] on fruit but yeah oh yeah at this point at this point the amount of [ __ ] that like I’ve seen from her like that I’m like I have no remorse for that lady # we love fruit yeah [ __ ] off you want to know what you want to know what fruit I love [ __ ] apples oh man you know you know which one I love one where the husband actually sees his wife oh go s sit in the [ __ ] chair God I [ __ ] love that that thing um where somebody just was trying to compare her to fauna huh comparing fruit to fauna yeah because of the goth thing remember I need your uh Destiny 2 perk expertise yeah sure what you got you can ask me anything also no absolutely not fauna is like a sweet individual who’s like more like calm well okay people were literally saying that bro comparing fruit to fauna you’re you’re comparing topshelf whiskey to the vomit next to the bathroom at the bar yeah I know what do you mean not at all it’s just because she has green hair because you literally can’t change your hair in Hollow live that’s like one of the rules you can’t change your hair really funny looking at Kara’s armor outfit mhm well uh uh fauna used to have a she I think she still does it she has like a toggle where it turns all of her um uh colors into like monotone monochromatic and it turns her hair white I know she still has that but I don’t I I don’t know if like my skin M’s playlist was way better by the way I I I like M I haven’t listened to B songs by the way oh they’re really good ride’s probably my favorite song and I legitimately might do something with that song um all right again you I like I like uh the whole album is pretty good it’s it’s got some weird tonal shifts overall like my opinion of it is wow I wasn’t expecting to hear that kind of song or wow I wasn’t expecting to hear that either cuz like you have like songs where it’s like normal based stuff and then you have like more like wonder what Cypher is doing oh yeah it is Thursday true is he streaming today yeah yeah his uh stream title is ah I assume he’s playing Destiny yeah yeah [ __ ] off sorry I I I I I I don’t know where like my my animalistic Instinct came out I got an SMG with moving Target Target lock and ner Focus yes absolutely that is a really [ __ ] good role no it’s pretty bad honestly I think what you’re going to want to have is a uh a slid shot rampage that a combo I don’t know um um I don’t even think SL that’s a yeah that’s a pretty based SMG yeah especially if it’s on the [ __ ] Crucible one that one’s noise I love how Riley hears Destiny gun rolls and now pipes up now what did you mean by that it’s a The Crucible one absolutely yeah that’s a really [ __ ] good role that’s actually the role I want on that gun yo the quote I swear all my life and it’s coming from the most suicidal [ __ ] you know yeah for real real your model looks [ __ ] awesome what the hell I know thanks no no not you no not you [ __ ] no they have like a Jester theme going on but like jevil you like clowns I’ve noticed that you like clowns the only to talk about no no no no like jevil just finish your gion dailies oh now I know what you’re talking about I didn’t I didn’t know what you were talking about at first and I was like half listening to you and yeah that’s why I repeated it jack ass look at that that’s [ __ ] awesome I put a bucket of chicken me just walking on the amethyst cuz I love the way it sounds I should probably smelt some uh you know I really appreciate good models I do too or Crea creative models especially like that that’s really [ __ ] cool for a vtuber model well I like the fact that people are being more unique nowadays a big I big did you see her [ __ ] demon bunny face yeah I did honestly I wasn’t the biggest fan of it really yeah no I didn’t think it looked great compared to a lot of the other [ __ ] that’s the you refused me chicken nuggies yeah I know I know hey uh you might want to murder that llama wait how delayed are you very I guess I’m like the boy is toing me he was straight toing me I that’s that’s why I screamed at the guy and turned around cuz I was really tired of him spitting on me anyway new look at that model the one that you posted mhm what oh oh yeah that’s really cool I first I thought her eye was like the teardrop she had on her face and then all of a sudden like I looked closer and I was like oh yeah wow that looks really good I like that I like it cuz it’s like the tragedy mask too when it turns into it’s the exact aesthetic you you said it was yes what Hawk doing man you know what would be really funny what if a vtuber covered a uh a undertale song you cover an undertale song yep I think I I think I found the root of this joke yeah how do you covered on mhm you should add the purple uh add that purple jiggle block to the entrance way huh jiggle jiggle block jingle oh jingle oh by the way uh we I wait forgot who I was talking to this with but um when when I was looking through Twitter right um you know those bait posts of people going like oh I want to I want to make new vtuber friends yada yada interact blah blah blah and there’s like a [ __ ] ton of people do that you know the interaction bait M um there was one there was one I saw where the first sentence started off with you know I’ve noticed that there’s been a lot of miners in this this community so I just want to make some 18 plus friends and my immediate reaction was raise his hand what no no no my reaction was what miners I haven’t met a lot of kids honestly honestly I’ve been meeting I’ve been hearing more about adults than children brother in Christ how many children do you think can even afford the normal models and a lot of these kids are not smart enough to do the [ __ ] research on how to get a cheap model true like genuinely what miners are you talking about there was like the one incident where that [ __ ] vtuber company hired a minor and that’s like about it I genuinely have not seen any miners be a vtuber besides that one case that I know of at least unless I [ __ ] wrong going in building building last week alone huh by miners do you mean people that are like under 18 yeah I understand that but like how minor are we talking here they’re still what well no it it would make more sense in my brain if I heard there was a 17-year-old kid doing it rather than hearing like there was like a 13-year-old streaming that with a vtuber model that would really like Shock Me you get what I’m saying not that it like I’m not that one is better than the other but you understand what I’m trying to get at right youngest you’ve seen is 14 oh my God welcome to looking at the ceiling didn’t say no no that’s a no no they’re not [ __ ] phase connect is not hiring miners that’s just their character age minor connect that sounds like a really bad weapon 18 no that that’s a oh my character is 18 forever thing no no Sak’s not a [ __ ] [ __ ] he did not miners also if you know the pl of who Saia is you would especially know she is not a miner I thought that was for real yeah a lot of people think a lot of things are for real like I literally thought people’s birthdays were actual people’s birthdays and I then I realized it was all like supposed to be a timing based thing yeah I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s some out there where it might be close to their actual birthday or their birthday is in the same month but at least when it comes to company vtubers most it’s not yeah I hope you’re an adult I am don’t worry oh no pip the stream went down I’m a dummy who the [ __ ] actually put that info out there who would actually put that info out there yeah I would too I I tell you my real birthday you know how many other people have my real birthday I’m not going to tell you when I was born but I’ll get I’ll [ __ ] tell you the day I I have no personal problem or gripe with telling you when my actual birthday oh yeah know my actual birthday is my actual birthday yeah exactly like uh my birthday stream was on my birthday that’s why it was so late to it cuz I was at a my birthday party yeah I’m like I wouldn’t tell you like I wouldn’t tell you like my year I was born personally you could probably make assumptions around when I was born but like like uh Cali for example right her birthday is on April 4th like her character birthday yeah because that’s just four and four mhm you know trying to edgy death thing but that’s just for the character Yeah the more I learn about CI the more edgy I realize she actually is like ah yes and she’s like Boomer edgy too how [ __ ] p is demon dice yeah I know that she’s like Boomer edgy too and it’s almost funny yes it’s great I’m like I’m just still not a fan of her like she has demon in her name and then became [ __ ] I just wasn’t uh I I’m still just like I don’t mind her personally it’s just I still I’m not a huge the biggest fan of like her like dude bro voice not that I have anything like personally against it it’s just like one of those be fair I like Australian so like my opinion is already pretty like bad yeah I’m not going to lie I was not a fan of um the opening song that she did R yeah or no was that’s her new opening song she did for her concert [Music] no [ __ ] won’t let me finish ever also I’m very conflicted on that song cuz I haven’t heard the like actual mastered version I’ve only heard the live one uh so I don’t know yeah are you should listen to the album well after the stream I I’ll I mean I’ll like walk through the album with you after I was just going to start listening yeah that works too uh harac ball horac Co balls literally how [ __ ] Spotify said her name okay I’m listening to the master version now I thought it was an all right song and I was like it’s okay again my favorite songs are still ride and I think it’s [Music] La by the way okay Tommy Tommy a dog is [ __ ] crack his art for the models also no size no size M no size was my answer to that I saw the dates out the years if it tells you anything n is younger than me if it tells you anything I keep looking at the [ __ ] ceiling breaking my neck so my apologies if I’m not responding to chat immediately cuz I’m so like [ __ ] deep into this right now so when he’s not trolling no I think even the trolls are really [ __ ] good dude oh my God I kind of want to commission a dug for the custom model cuz holy [ __ ] so far from the custom models I’ve seen he’s so [ __ ] good it I I assume he but oh my God how much he’s a good good pick I know nothing about model makers realistically that aren’t like pseudo corporations so I’d have to that be like a long drawn out process that I would probably talk to you about I would uh well first off I would need to get a reference sheet oh I forgot people require like regular people require [ __ ] reference they don’t like make your reference sheet unfortunately and now finding an AR that’ll make a reference sheet as another nightmare oh my God it’s night time in Minecraft what day is it I don’t have the uh the F1 key I’d have to I I I’d have to open up my uh desktop keyboard again like I was doing that one time uh so like if it uh if it tells you anything new um ad dog made twitch’s new model and T’s new model is [ __ ] awesome can you give me yeah draw a reference sheet but it might take a while works also she has the Tims I appreciate wearing the Tims oh that’s cool God like the Ford the Ford like normal hands freaked me out for a minute CU I’m so used to seeing like Juniper like with like the [ __ ] like bug arm things when I see like a multiple hands like that I called her Juniper I’m proud of myself I didn’t call her [ __ ] ego cider I do like rrr the mastered one I I do not think the live did that Justice at all well I so the that’s the problem I have when people like do like or sell tickets to live events that are streamed because I’m like half the reason to go to a live event is to see the person live and it’s not to listen to like the music now n what I honestly don’t really know what that had to do with what I said but uh besides that why the [ __ ] did she do boom live yeah I do not think that is at all a good song to do live Leo’s also heavily mastered but she did a great job with that live yeah yeah I do not think that boom went well though she’s got some songs that straight up sound like straight League songs in this album though I will say like I could like songs that I’m listening to sound like like a Le League hype song I’m literally listening to like what the [ __ ] I can see if Zed’s working on it again uh so here’s something really funny um so far listening to L Roa mhm I like that song A lot it reminds me of modern pop music you’re G you’re going to hate me for this one but I’m listening to it and I’m like why does this sound like Bruno Mars made a Spanish song yeah no it sounds like modern pop music I think that’s why I like it [Music] when I was listening to it I was like wow I actually really like the way they the way she did this song A lot of her songs i’ like in the album sound like they don’t they don’t just sound like VT music you know cuz like you know how Iris sounds like like her sound is kind of like Lisa yeah I know Iris has that [ __ ] anime op yeah she has like the anime opening boy not that there’s anything wrong with that I like iris’s music too but I also like anime open Bae feels like like with this album she made like I almost called it real I was been I meant the uh what I mean like uh like um like more more English music more like American styled music I feel like once I get to the halfway point for a lot of these songs kind of just like it repeats itself don’t need to listen yeah literally that’s how I listen to the album because like like you get to the halfway point and then the second verse really didn’t matter you you you got the important part the fight song is straight up a league song yeah I heard the fight song and I was literally listening to it and I’m like damn damn bro season 16 is going to be sick sick yeah I swear to God if I see the yeah the they got a bunch of YouTubers doing the live performance thing oh my [ __ ] god like sick with flavor uh dog and Ox are powerful people Cipher is too like God damn connected ass [ __ ] besides that just like generally being talented with [ __ ] I guess I haven’t seen it that sounds rude but I I don’t uh like what uh man’s got the he he has the music [ __ ] under his belt just the what under his belt sorry music related stuff speaking of which you should probably ask him to uh to teach you some [ __ ] I know sh I just W talk about a place for a reason oh oh oh one thing I have learned musically about talking to him is he’s he’s a bit of a hipster um actually had a a fun old chat with um with temp last night oh like like uh like talking with him like in text or like yeah it was a little funny cuz I I I started cuzz he joined the call and all you [ __ ] same thing I I left my room bom God damn it every time but yeah uh I started off with saying yeah I watched the VOD and he thought that I would hate him me running at full speed back to my room when I hear the bom noise no dude I I’m I’m noticing something but that everybody hates themselves and you’re not the only one that hates themselves I mean yes but bro I don’t know why I I I feel like a bunch of people here they they give me the the vibe of I want to hype these people up yeah we’re this I like these guys cuz it’s very they’re very uplifting and it’s not like um what we’re used to I did mention that to temp what what I have been used to so like hearing anything negative I brush it off but again I hear a compliment and I’m [Music] like which is it will probably forever be true I’m not good with that I’m so [ __ ] not good with that oh yeah let just hide and seek that’s the one with pakora right yeah okay I don’t need to listen to that hide and seeks the pakur one and then B is the one with the coron one that coron one whoa what gey yeah no she has like some straight she has some like cooler songs in there too like different from our normal Vibe songs is what I mean love bu that you know what’s going to piss me off till the day I die now I didn’t make this room even to put an enchanting table in good job Bozo so you know what I’m doing I’m putting down two enchanting tables been an hour since last chick and how everyone’s still holding up Beck is my oi and I’m doing all right I I assume everybody else is like # thumbs up god that hurt my vocal cords to say that aze that room won’t work for real enchanting what this room won’t work for real enchanting this this room with full of books oh I know I have to upgrade the uh books huh huh I know I I’m going to have to break these and upgrade them I do know that I hope it works for basic enchanting and candles candles do and skulls what what sorcery is it Cipher is live cyer is live now mhm I’ve been live for three hours so I can go into him actually and do other hey yo I appreciate okay I appreciate Bae right now because she didn’t ruin it ruin what uh gyin oh yeah cuz it has a very similar vibe to greedy but we know how greedy sounds yeah don’t get me started I remember you said if she plays [ __ ] greedy I’m walking out of here oh yeah yeah chat um during the hollowen concert the connect the world concert um we were there we were there live and my immediate thought was I swear to [ __ ] God if cie plays greedy I want to leave cuz that song genuinely is dog [ __ ] [Music] you get honeycomb again you just break beehives yeah okay what’s next 818 get lucky using a knife on a fatty animal feel like I’m playing a [ __ ] Fantasy game right now what 818 oh yeah I think I’m going to I’ve just loaded the main [Music] menu um all you know what I’ll keep streaming for a little bit longer I want to get these um what’s it called called I want to get these candles uh I also feel like the next time I play Minecraft should be me trying to set up my storage system Atman hello how are you doing I will not beat the catboy allegations you need a sheer a beehive okay thank you I totally I I am not very well versed in modern Minecraft so if I don’t know vanilla I almost made a [ __ ] I made almost made Seven shears I just got Quest complete it’s clipping time oh that was almost bad I said Catman cat man yeah sorry I’m cat boy that’s my bad longer stream let’s go oh my eyes but you need smoke oh yeah yeah yeah yeah I know what you’re talking about now you need to place like the campfire underneath it I mean I could just build an hang on N I kind of want to play a what kind of knife huh cuz it said by using a knife on a fatty animal hang on all the wizard friend request who the [ __ ] we crank it who is this we crank it delightful uh and the light oh delightful there go make okay it’s just a stick in an Ingot okay cool simple recipe help me out here bro I’m trying to get some get you some respect yeah I know straight up put some respect on the name how do messages appear in TFT I wonder in Tiff I don’t know is there like an all chat in Tiff well no no messages appear as in I message oh all right what’s this guy cackling about bro bro I can hear the guy cackling what you cackling about okay so I now know how it appears in TFT it pops up in the [ __ ] top left corner when he messaged oh I just messaged him looking for kissable homies in my area maybe I’ll go toage and massage massage yeah what’s the uh are you down for aam why what do you mean why just want to play I want to get these candles first and then and then yeah I’m down for AR so I play like one or maybe two I was going to ask cyer if he wanted to play it cuz he’s just playing games oh yeah General and I’ll definitely will asking if he’s down I’ll play sure why not man you already know a little bit obviously um now my brain is trying to remember you got my brain like so distracted Apex stream question mark uh I don’t know I mean maybe if they want to do Apex I’ll play but I I wouldn’t be the one streaming it um those think I needed to use the wa Stone yeah that’s what it was I love using the league chat because it does just appear so all you see is the want to have an AR orgy with Newton me fatty as I saw I like love how I like set I got this set up to like go kill things and then I immediately find a be Apex stream monkey sex God I [ __ ] love Apex I really love Apex this season why I like the upgrades because I can just get so many [ __ ] kills because nobody has good armor it makes it it makes me so happy nobody has good armor it feels like everybody’s properly playing Apex cuz in my opinion what happened before is not properly playing Apex what waiting 10 miles away yeah waiting 10 miles away every [ __ ] person in your party is holding a sniper just camping out hiding ratting that [ __ ] was so [ __ ] that’s how rank still is man well I mean not lower ranks no no no it’s not are you plat are you diamond right now no but just watching how [ __ ] ranked matches have been video wise cuz you need to get Agro anywhere like before yeah you have to be aggro which is in my opinion good you don’t have to be technically you can technically get pretty again you never had you have to do a good amount to not [ __ ] yourself over true is there certain types of candles that give me better Arcana ratings Apex is just way better now way [ __ ] better I love the fact that they push for everybody to be aggressive that’s how it always should have been that’s like realistic how that is Apex it’s [ __ ] Apex it’s Titanfall Battle Royale Titanfall is not a slow game the devs have made some weird decisions in their time I will be real as somebody who’s been playing the game since the first week it came out the devs have made some questionable plays playing yeah I said it like you weren’t I you know what I meant but yeah no I really really enjoy current Apex and I’m glad that people at least around have also been enjoying current Apex well Apex has been like a popular stream game I’m some dog [ __ ] I mean you get better Bry I have no problem with that as long as you’re willing to learn I remember you were like I’m willing to learn uh Val as I remember that I mean we I feel like when we went back to Val when we’re playing playing like Swift plays we were actually kind of having fun with it like all of us it wasn’t like pure pain cuz if like you had a bad Lobby it would be only five rounds in the next game I still like the correct way of playing valerant where it’s 13 Rounds but I understand you guys don’t like that kind of thing that makes complete sense candles of rare enchantments show up if I’m right oh cool so like if I find like Enchanted candles like look for those oh you know sometimes I forget that I have pppa added on Le really yeah she she did play league for a stream yeah regrettably sing singular stream unfortunately are you one of those people that like logged on and added her as a friend oh I added her while she was live yeah exactly yeah one of those ow my [ __ ] balls well I mean I was like well he’s one of those people he was just like oh I’m just going to add the streamer and help they add me back I’m just kid like I would do that for any other [ __ ] Creator unless they explicitly were like at me no having candles makes rare enchantments more common from the table oh okay so that’s like what Arcana rating means Arcana I love how you can see my big ass wizard hat in my [ __ ] Shadow is a horse a fatty creature they have a [ __ ] of muscle what well I just cut off the fat of a horse so that’s why a lot of people say they don’t like um what’s it called horse meat cuz it’s super fatty according to Minecraft horses are very fatty creatures what are you laughing about now guys giggling [ __ ] what Cyprus said oh my God is that him the mineral vtuber Mr John rocking Stone so we’re playing with him is what I’m hearing maybe I don’t know he didn’t say yes or no so you should hit him with the so is that like a yes [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I’m stupid I’m stupid I’m stupid ah where’s temp message him how about [ __ ] uh I had an idea uh this morning UMB again sorry no don’t worry about it if I’m not live when you’re back um have a good night I I [ __ ] uh I I forgot that I was going to um I was going to message temp to see if he if any way at all possible he would be able to change the keys in game like modify uh changing the keys to the PIP coins oh how fast do you think you can do that it it is just a circle so hopefully fast because in blender it lets you just paste images on so I was going to try to see if Soka could possibly you know uh send SE don’t use temp to make sex three either that or I could just Photoshop it you know mhm I could just Photoshop crop making Photoshop crop make Photoshop crop oh my god dude I this is why I’m saying I’m so [ __ ] out of it I am so scatter brained I have been forgetting to do so much [ __ ] that is why I’m not streaming streaming is very distracting I will be real with you I’m like I I want to make this collab not dog [ __ ] okay I want it good I want it to I want everyone to have fun want to be fun for everyone please are you having fun it’ be like that I’m having fun I hope you guys are having fun yeah I I know I’ll need to like yeah I hope you guys are having fun cuz if you’re not [ __ ] not you just [ __ ] on hey yo fun and cute no way w n you’re looking pretty cute and funny I’m funny yeah I know that made him laugh I was like dude I’m funny these skma called me funny oh okay hey what do you call a a bee Lolly a bali a jolly be honey Cy no honey Cy honey the Honey’s going to get cold never [ __ ] say those words again in your life oh what is did I say something wrong [Music] holy [ __ ] I’m quoting you what did I say something Kam Yoshi what stop boing me I’m right suy you called me out for the Kam Yoshi did you see Nano’s post where she was like how did you where did you find a jar that big oh yeah I did see that where did you find a jar that big I’ve seen those jars before I know where to find them not saying I would like use them for anything um smile smile a dubious little creature up to no good me almost crashing my game this is why being an artist is so powerful you can make whatever the [ __ ] your deranged imagination conceives true just Shrek smoking a cigarette with free red on his back oh yeah no I saw that I did see that you need one smile I have a couple so do you have like a special room in your house where you keep the jars for fermentation fermentation yeah next to my bed I enjoy the musk with imagine the smell yeah imagine the smell chat remember don’t wash your dick ever now just imagine the smell anyway I’m giving Noah Vex image more Vex more max Mex Max this there you go Noah here’s a Vex image for you you horny furry yep that’s me I bet you’re wondering how I got here um what was I doing God Minecraft is the ultimate game where I literally start doing something and I’m literally sitting there like enchantment table home Intruder breaks in and all he has to do is aim one of the aim at one of the sealed jars and slightly loosen the lid and boom [Music] boom do I have oh I have six books inting right there obsidan ran by outside what the hell was that demon of the night I was like oh yeah p is playing the wholesome forchain game with disabled girls what yeah what game is this I like disabled women uh Kella shjo oh I see now okay magical energy pure chaos Arcana okay so I’m going to have to set up like a crazy ass enchantment room that’s actually kind of interesting and you said skulls were the other thing like just like regular skeleton skulls I assume does this does this sword have beheading on it no it doesn’t I have a sword that is useful for beheading so mean when someone’s head goes missing uh whoopsie here it is this item is currently only used to get mob heads practitioner’s P Oculus uh Venum Mana Weaver Venum ingot benum coated iron which is benum dust and iron inot I down a different Rabbit Hole now I’ll use the soul lanterns all behe behead shut up in cyberpunk 27 to7 7 to7 there why I say it like that I I do declare oh God oh my go oh oh my God upgraded bookshelf upgrade there we go um one of one what was the mod iron at that’s or was it no it’s not at yo apparently the CEO of Vice you know that company mhm uh had to end a meeting early because the woman who fired everyone well like a lot of people um came on to speak and then a bunch of the staff started spamming the Tomato Emoji that’s hilarious I mean that’s awful but that’s funny man that poor lady I’m back was finishing the Riven wish quests a sweet I need to do those still I need to make sure I get those done because I want all I want to get all my wishes no it’s bull no I keep typing bull instead of book yeah bull I got bulying on the mind oh oh what oh sh Nether Bricks are you ending stream yet uh why cuz he’s asking if a ramming uh I can’t requires a [ __ ] gas tier oh oh wait hang on oh my God league is so loud all right I need to look at I look look into lot more of these mods next time hop on all right yeah all right I’m going to end stream now and send everybody over to Cipher um T there you go there you go chat if you’re not already I’m quick I’m I’m quick on the draw yeah but I’m posting and then pinning my message you know what [ __ ] I get the last message I’m sending it again oh my God yeah thanks thanks everybody for showing up really do appreciate it had a fun stream today I want to been a little bit longer guy play all right now have a have a good night all right now it’s time to be [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music]