Mind-blowing Minecraft Surprise: Felipe’s Gamechanger!

Heeeelloooooo, Professional Minecrafteeers! Bruno and I here are wearing Selly’s heads. Bruno, what is this Selly? That I have no idea what…. Is this a Minecraft entity? Who just appeared? (BRUNO) I have no idea. At first, I thought it was some kind of… (BRUNO) I don’t know a modification. But it’s not.

That’s crazy, man. Well, what matters is that we are here! For the most anticipated episode of season two. We’ll explore the second “Tower that gave you birth”. And we have no idea what’s gonna happen. This one is what made Bruno appear. And that one we are gonna explore today. (BRUNO) Wait. (FELIPE) What?

(BRUNO) I have two axolotls that survived our journey. (FELIPE) Ah! And I have six, too. (FELIPE) We have eight survivors. Hold on. (BRUNO) My God. We need to build them a sanctuary. (FELIPE) Yes, calm down. We’ll get there. CALM DOWN, BRUNO! (BRUNO) I’M CALM! I’m organizing my thoughts. , I now have tridents.

Jackpot. Okay, he’s good. (FELIPE) I don’t have a trident here for you. (BRUNO) Gimme one. (BRUNO) Ah, I wanted some gum. (FELIPE) “Symbol of the Archer. Bow representing the attribute of Dexterity.” My turtle shell helmet’s about to break. My elytra, ok. My Shulker box… I have stuff that I need to get, Bruno.

Here! I knew I had one. Now I’m gonna use these potion bottles here. (FELIPE) Now I got it. (BRUNO) I doubt you can close it now. (BRUNO) Oh. (FELIPE) Congratulations, Bruno. Excuse me. Uhul! Bruno, get away from me! (BRUNO) Gimme a little bit there. (FELIPE) No, it’s all mine, get out!

(FELIPE) Get out! Bruno, stop! (BRUNO, GROUTING) Aaaaah! Uhuuuuul! Get ooooooout! (BRUNO) I couldn’t get anything! (FELIPE) Nothing. It’s all mine, I’m selfish. What level are you now? (BRUNO) 11. (FELIPE) But I’m really gonna need it, cuz I have to put in a bunch of spells.

(FELIPE) That’s it. Oh no… It wasn’t a “big deal” man. (FELIPE) I got to level 23, it wasn’t like I got to 70. (BRUNO) Me too. Well, eight diamonds. Look at these blocks, that we didn’t know existed. (FELIPE) Look, that’s cool. (BRUNO) Which ones? Oooh yes. (FELIPE) Cool, right? Raw gold block.

(BRUNO) Yeah… But, what is it for? (FELIPE) I thought it was beautiful. To admire. Like this one too. It’s just to admire. (FELIPE) Look, how elegant. (BRUNO) This one’s really beautiful. (FELIPE) No, in this shader it’s a joke man, that’s it.

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Bro… Lie has been in jail for a long time, right? (BRUNO) Well, it’s time to release him. He can’t even look at the fish anymore. (FELIPE) Yeah, he didn’t even… Well, I’ll think about it! He killed Lie, man.

(BRUNO) I know, right. (FELIPE) Hold on. This one is the Truth, man, I got it wrong. That’s the Truth, cuz he killed the Lie. (BRUNO) Wow, but he’s already paid for his crimes. I’ll think about it. All right, Bruno. Let’s just put these items there, so they don’t get lost.

And let’s go to… The “Tower that gave you birth” , to find out what’s going to happen. (BRUNO) No, it’s not “Tower that gave me birth”. Yes, is the “Tower that gave you birth” that didn’t. It’s the “Tower I don’t know what it’s gonna give birth to”.

I don’t even know if it’s gonna give birth to anything. (BRUNO) “The Tower that Hasn’t given birth yet”. “The Tower That Hasn’t Given Birth Yet”, that’s it. Okay, I put it here. This Selly’s head I will also leave here temporarily. (FELIPE) Right. Oh, I left… (BRUNO) I’ll take mine.

Bruno, why did I leave my Ender chest there and you didn’t tell me anything? (BRUNO) Hey, cuz I thought it was the new parkour route. (FELIPE) Oh, my God. (BRUNO) Am I your babysitter now? (FELIPE) You should, Bruno, you’re here to help me. To give me an “assistance.”

(BRUNO) I already do this too much, Felipe. (FELIPE) Ah, lemme take the opportunity and explain to our viewers a fundamental thing. Guys, I know Poop disappeared. I’m not talking about my own poop. This one is very okay, I’m drinking the right yogurt. The problem is Coquinho!

Coquinho disappeared. I’ve already looked for him everywhere and you’re saying that you found him. Cuz of that cat. This isn’t Coquinho, it’s just a cat that spawned in the village. That looks exactly like Coquinho! Hi cat. Look, he’ll look over here, you’ll see he has the same face. But it’s not the same!

Look there, it’s not Coquinho. It doesn’t have a collar. So I don’t know what happened to him. I’m waiting to find him accidentally. Cuz I already looked as hard as I could. Or, maybe, something happened and…

Maybe Dark Mystery got to him, I don’t know. I know that Great Teobaldo is here and I’m paying my respects. Let me see if I have any items to give him. (FELIPE) Great Teobaldo, I give you two irons. Thanks. [GREGORIAN CORNER PLAYS] There’s a llama here too, which will never de-spawn.

(FELIPE) Are you ready, Bruno? (BRUNO) I’m already flying. (FELIPE) Where are you flying to? (BRUNO) Weee! To my wheat crop. But you were here, what did you fly to the wheat field for? (BRUNO) Cuz I wanted to fly, leave me be. You’re weird. Yeah, wait Silence. Wait. (FELIPE) Bruno. (BRUNO) What?

Do you remember that a few episodes ago you built a chicken coop. And we never found this chicken coop again? (BRUNO) Aaaaaaahn! I remember. Bruno, come where I am. Do you have the sound of the animals turned on? (BRUNO) No. (FELIPE) Congratulations.

(BRUNO) No, cuz if I activate the sound of the animals, when we’re recording, it’ll be in the video, right? So activate it now and see if you hear what I hear. (BRUNO) Hold on. I’m listening, go. (BRUNO) I can’t hear you now.

(FELIPE) Okay. Listen, I’m pretty sure you covered the chicken coop, Bruno. (FELIPE) CONGRATULATIONS, BRUNO! (BRUNO) Just a regular day. (FELIPE) Congratulations! (BRUNO) I can’t hear anything. I increased everything to the maximum, even the music. (BRUNO) You’re hitting me. (FELIPE) Listen again, moron! (BRUNO) There was a chicken in here.

(FELIPE) There were three chickens, Bruno! (BRUNO) There’s an egg here. (FELIPE) Oh my God, it’s a moron. He doesn’t listen to me. MORON, PUT THE SOUND BACK! (BRUNO) Hi chickens, you were trapped! (FELIPE) My God in heaven. (BRUNO) My God in heaven!

(FELIPE) I’m talking to you, Bruno. Are you listening to me, Bruno? (FELIPE) Bruno. (BRUNO) When will I be able to hear Felipe again? BRUNO!!! (BRUNO) Hi. (FELIPE) Are you kidding me? (BRUNO) I didn’t know if I could but I put the sound back on. I’m listening to you, okay?

For God’s sake, I’m screaming like a goat and you don’t answer me. (BRUNO) What did you want? (FELIPE) To show what you did, Bruno. You covered the chickens here. (BRUNO) Hey, have you ever heard of that recipe where you roast the chicken under the ground?

Yeah, Was your plan? Where are the chickens? They’re gone. They’re here. But I can’t find my strings to restrain them. (FELIPE) Where are my strings, Bruno? (BRUNO) I don’t know, man. They’re yours, do I have to keep looking? Good for nothing. Hi, Espirro! Oh, I left it here. Yeah, I found it.

(BRUNO) Damn bro, am I out of “eláitra?” (FELIPE) What the hell? “Eltra.” (BRUNO) I can’t fly. (FELIPE) Cuz you’re dumb. Well, after we lost Mafalda. We now have three chickens. So we have to name them. (FELIPE) Cuz they’re our Holy Trinity of chickens. [DIVINE SOUND] (BRUNO) Squirtle, Bulbassaur e Charmander.

No, wait, Bruno. Then you can’t cuz of copyright. (BRUNO) Yeah… “Squirtli, Bubassuro.” (FELIPE) Goddamn, I’m out… No Bruno, I’m not putting Pokémon names! I’m out of fences. Get me a fence, please. (BRUNO) I’m thinking here, “It can’t cuz of copyrights.” Rerri Pot. (BRUNO) Hermione.

(FELIPE) Yeah, I regret all of them. Take it, Bruno. (FELIPE) Put a fence here on the ground. (BRUNO) Wait. (FELIPE) Oh, she pooped an egg. LIVE. (BRUNO) Here. (FELIPE) Thank you, that’s all. (BRUNO) Look, Felipe. (FELIPE) What, Bruno? (BRUNO) Oh. Did you see? I couldn’t jump over the fence.

Wow. Take an egg in your face. Well, shall we explore? (BRUNO) Let’s. Explore the tower? (FELIPE) Ahhh! My God, there’s a Creeper over there. Hold on. (BRUNO) Where is it? Where to? (FELIPE) Bruno, come out of there that the Creeper will explode. (BRUNO) Where is it? I don’t know where it is.

(FELIPE) Oh. We haven’t slept, dude. Cuz of the adventure. Come, dumb thing. I missed. Why don’t they attack me, man? There’s something wrong with the phantom logistics. (FELIPE) I don’t know what… (BRUNO) I’m taking a nap. (FELIPE) Every time I try to kill the phantoms they run away from me.

(BRUNO) I’m taking a nap. (FELIPE) Okay, sleep, oh hellish devil. (BRUNO) I already did, dude. (FELIPE) Okay. Oh, and still without “dropping.” I have to put Fortune on my sword and kill them with a sword. To see if that’s the reason. (BRUNO) The ghost’s membrane… What? (FELIPE) Hey! It just dropped!

Dude, I was starting to think Minecraft had a bug. But it dropped. (BRUNO) Oh, these noobs. Yeah, I’m the noob. (BRUNO) You don’t know the concept of RNG. There he is talking about the IRS. [BRUNO LAUGHS] Oh damn, I can’t hit the pigeon! Die!

Oh bro, I’m not gonna stay here wasting my bow, that’s already weakened. Oh, “there are monsters around.” Oh bro, do I deserve this? (BRUNO) Dude, now your sound is gone, wait. What the hell. (FELIPE) Hello. (BRUNO) Hey, I can hear you. (FELIPE) NOOOOO! (BRUNO) Wow.

(FELIPE) I can’t take it anymore. Boy, I almost died. I got just one heart. I’m desperate. (BRUNO) If you died it’d be very sad. (BRUNO) Cuz I’d have to get all your items and then you’d blame me if I lost them again.

(BRUNO) Then, I don’t know what… I was going to make a… (FELIPE) Why would you lose my items, Bruno? (BRUNO) Oh, cuz you’d die and then I wouldn’t find the items and they’d de-spawn. Uh, I know. Well, shall we explore? (BRUNO) We shall.

(FELIPE) The time has come. Come this way. Look at what happened. (BRUNO) What the hell. (FELIPE) You see. This is the result of this damn game. that keeps making Creepers, got it? It’s long past time for them to take the Creepers out of the game, right? (BRUNO) But they’re iconic in the game.

Come on, no flying. (BRUNO) Hey, why not? (FELIPE) Cuz you have to respect the doctrine. It’s a tower. The tower has to be climbed, it can’t be flown to. Let’s go with patience and parsimony. (BRUNO) Weeeeeeee. (BRUNO) I’ve arrived. I didn’t climb it, I flew to its base. (FELIPE) Did you fly, Bruno?

(FELIPE) Where are you? (BRUNO) I’m down here. (FELIPE) I said to go running. I told you. (BRUNO) No, no, no, no, no. (BRUNO) You said “the tower has to be climbed.” (BRUNO) I’m gonna climb the tower. Hmm. Look how pretty. Oh, it’s made of wood, man. It’s a tree.

Oh, the same structure of your “Tower that gave you birth” was used. But it is made with a tree, look, plants and all. Much prettier than yours. (BRUNO) It’s not. (FELIPE) How not? Look there. In this one there are several things. Uh, there’s a little trunk back here too.

(BRUNO) Mine’s prettier. Oh, I’m here, look. I’m climbing. Damn, there’s wood up to here. The chest here… There must be something “dropping” items there. (FELIPE) Bruno, stop climbing by yourself! (BRUNO) What? Okay, I’ll wait for you. I’m going up. (BRUNO) Boo! (FELIPE) Wow, I was scared. Holy Mary. Oh, this is bad.

(BRUNO) You broke the tower. You don’t even know whose tower it is, you already broke it. It was not possible to pass Bruno, look here. There are some plants in the wrong place. Man, I’m getting dizzy. Come soon! I arrived! Look here, it’s a bow.

“Symbol of the Archer.” What are you? Guardian, right? (BRUNO) Oh, I’m a guardian. (FELIPE) Yeah, you’re a guardian and this is an archer, man. Your tower over there. And here… It’s the same thing! (FELIPE) How interesting. (BRUNO) Hold on. Don’t start throwing stuff, man.

(FELIPE) No, I’m zooming with the telescope to see our village. (BRUNO) Look how beautiful the plantation is! It’s the only thing you like right? Incredible. (BRUNO) It’s perfect bro! (FELIPE) I prefer our egg farm. (BRUNO) The egg farm is really wonderful. Well, I’m here with the bow. I think I will “drop” there.

And I think we will have a new participant. I liked the idea of ​​putting that head. Oh, I left my head there. (BRUNO) You left it, go get it. Oh my God. Do you think it could be a trap? (BRUNO) I don’t know, we had to face a demonic temple.

No, the temple was not demonic. (BRUNO) Hey. (FELIPE) The temple was arbitrary. (FELIPE) Bruno, where’s your bed? (BRUNO) What? (BRUNO) I left my bed there to be more convenient. (FELIPE) Bruno, when are you gonna understand that “you wake up, break the bed to get it back?”

(BRUNO) No, but you gotta understand this. Felipe, you gotta think like me. (BRUNO) I knew we were gonna explore the tower. If I died, I wouldn’t respawn in bed. (BRUNO) I was gonna respawn in the tower. Yeah, but I thought at least about the possibility. (FELIPE) Ahem. (FELIPE) Yeah.

(FELIPE) Did you think, Bruno? What? (BRUNO) A mosquito! Oh, I missed. (BRUNO) I saw a mosquito flying over me. There! Die bug . (FELIPE) Stop it! (BRUNO) Look, there’s a weird bug here Felipe. Come here! Oh my God. (FELIPE) With this hit you took three and a half hearts from me.

(BRUNO) Oh. I almost died. [EPIC MUSIC] (FELIPE) It’s time guys, it’s time. But… [EPIC MUSIC] (FELIPE) If you want me to drop this bow on this portal right now, you HAVE to subscribe to the channel! [EPIC MUSIC] (FELIPE) Now! Click on “Subscribe” and bring two subscribers to the channel today.

[EPIC MUSIC] (FELIPE) Convince your mom, dad, aunt, cousin, whoever. [EPIC MUSIC] (FELIPE) But you have to Subscribe. The time has come! (BRUNO) Hold on. Felipe, take off your clothes. (FELIPE) What the hell? What a strange advice. (BRUNO) Take your clothes off so you can look like we’re an animal from another world.

(BRUNO) Cuz if there’s some alien inside, we can disguise ourselves, got it? (FELIPE) But… Me, without clothes on… Isn’t it easier to know who I am? [FUN MUSIC] (BRUNO) No, man. Cuz your head is from another animal. They will think they devoured our characters.

Ah got it. Yeah, our name doesn’t even appear on top of our heads, right Bruno? (BRUNO) No, but this is poetic license. (FELIPE) Okay. Pay attention, come to this block here. It’s on top of this block. If it’s the same thing that happens in yours, this thing will explode, understand? (BRUNO) Hmm.

(FELIPE) Every time I resuscitate you I take damage. By the way, congratulations, your idea’s crap. (FELIPE) I’m putting my armor back on. (BRUNO) Oh, stop it! (FELIPE) Bruno, your idea is crap. (BRUNO) Damn. Hold on, I’ll put it also then, to look like a lord. (FELIPE) Yeah! “To look like a lord.”

(FELIPE) It’s just like a lord, look at this. Sneakers and helmet. Congratulations, lord. (BRUNO) Yeah, look. Can I go, Bruno? (BRUNO) Le’ts go! (FELIPE) Three, two… One… and go! [EXPLOSION NOISE] (MOZKA) Aaaaaah! (FELIPE) What? Aaah! (MOZKA) What? The hell? [MOZKA MAKES A SURPRISE SOUND] (MOZKA) No, no. What’s going on here? (FELIPE) Moooooooooozka!

(MOZKA) Dude! (FELIPE) I don’t know how to whistle. (FELIPE) Uh! What? (BRUNO) Psh! Felipe… Psh! (BRUNO) Felipe, psh, psh.. We’re reptiles, let’s troll him. (FELIPE) Oh, yeah. Uaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh! (BRUNO) Raaaaaaaaarrrgh! (BRUNO) Raaaaaaaah! (MOZKA) Is that serious? (FELIPE) No, Bruno!!! (MOZKA) Dude, I… (MOZKA) Oh my God… Bruno…

(MOZKA) Someone give me some food, God’s sake. My char’s shaking more than a chihuahua. Here. Okay, hold on. Lemme process everything that’s happening. (MOZKA) I’m nervous. (FELIPE) So, Mozka is the archer and… That’s it, dude! How did you do it? (FELIPE) Wow! 10 years of Minecraft, Bruno never interacted with me like that.

(MOZKA) Yeah, kid. Never! Look at this, Bruno. (BRUNO) Ah, but I also know. Look. Congratulations, you’re creeping me out. Go. [LAUGHS] (FELIPE) Mozka, you… Dude… (MOZKA) Hi buddy. Ok, it’s amazing, we have Mozka now. We just have a problem. (FELIPE) He’s naked. (MOZKA) It’s me.

(FELIPE) How are we gonna do it? Now you have to… (BRUNO) Dude… (MOZKA) I was taking a shower. (BRUNO) But he has a mustache! Man, that mustache’s cool. (BRUNO) I liked it. Mozka, let one grow in real life. (FELIPE) Dude, we’ll have to go down with Mozka. Let’s go down. (MOZKA) Okay.

(FELIPE) He has nothing, no armor and no elytra. (BRUNO) Yeah, but when it was me, you just let me deal with it. Then… (BRUNO) Bye. (FELIPE) Oh my God. (MOZKA) That’s it. Man, what a beautiful thing this place is. (FELIPE) Come on, Mozka. (MOZKA) I’m really scared. It’s very beautiful.

(BRUNO) I built it, Mozka. (FELIPE) Yes, it was Bruno who built it. (BRUNO, EXCITED) Oh Mozka… I need to show you something,I’ll be right back. (MOZKA) I wanna see it. (BRUNO) I’ll be right back, wait. (FELIPE) Calm down. We’re going down, man. (BRUNO) Wait, I’m coming back.

(MOZKA) I feel butterflies in my stomach going down this tower. Oh, I thought you were the one who got hurt, but it was Bruno. He probably came flying in and slammed his face into the tower. (MOZKA, LAUGHING) Bruno, don’t push me, please. (BRUNO, LAUGHING) I won’t push you. Hey Mozka…

(BRUNO, EXCITED) I need to show you something really cool. (FELIPE) We’re coming. (FELIPE) Calm down, Bruno. (BRUNO, EXCITED) Come! (BRUNO, VERY EXCITED) Let me show it! (FELIPE) Let me just see if his item’s here. It is, cool. (FELIPE) Okay. Mozka, that tower, then, is your “Tower that gave you birth” AND…

(MOZKA) How beautiful. Let me give it a kiss. (FELIPE) Yeah… It’s purpose is to bring you into the game. [SOUND OF KISS] (BRAIN) Ok. (BRUNO, EXCITED) Now come here, Mozka. Here, look! (MOZKA) Where are you? (FELIPE) What the… Let’s see what Bruno wants to show him.

(BRUNO) Come here. I’ll show you the coolest thing in our world. (MOZKA) Show, dude. (FELIPE) Here it comes. (BRUNO, VERY EXCITED) Mozka, what do you think of this wheat field?! (FELIPE) Oh, I knew it. For the love of God. (MOZKA) Dude! (FELIPE) For God’s sake, man. (BRUNO, EXCITED) Look at this, Mozka!

(MOZKA) Is it differentiated? (FELIPE) Was that it, Bruno? (MOZKA) I’m 100% intrigued. (FELIPE) Good, dude. (BRUNO) Look, but there’s carrots and beetroot too, Mozka. So here you get “beetrooted.” [LAUGHS] (FELIPE) It doesn’t sound right. (BRUNO) It sounds like a wrong word. (FELIPE) Yeah. Look…

(MOZKA) Dude, what a harmony Bruno. It looks like a picture. (BRUNO, VERY EXCITED) Isn’t it? Yes, man!!! (MOZKA) By an unknown painter from India. (FELIPE) Mozka, introducing you. This is Bruno’s plantation. (MOZKA) Come on, dude. (FELIPE) Here’s the home of our chocolate patriarchs. That’s where Lesquick lives. (MOZKA) Let me see.

(FELIPE) Leskau, Doddy and Ovamaltina. (FELIPE) Everyone lives here. (MOZKA) I can’t get in, wait a minute. (BRUNO) It’s cuz…. There’s a gate. (FELIPE) There’s a gate. That’s very good. (MOZKA, LAUGHING) I closed it on Bruno’s face. (BRUNO) You locked me up. (FELIPE) And they live here. Now, we have to come here.

This one’s Big Buddy, ok? He loves… spider eyes. (FELIPE) Here, Big Buddy. (MOZKA) Hi, Big Buddy. What’s up? (FELIPE) These here are our new chickens, cuz Mafalda died. (FELIPE) Hey! Damn! (BRUNO) My God! (MOZKA) No. I saw the birth of a chicken live. (FELIPE) Yes! (BRUNO) You saw it, dude.

(FELIPE) Yes! These are our chickens. And here is our aquarium of warriors. Our warrior tank will now be the home of our survivors. (BRUNO) Yes. (MOZKA) Yes, that’s fair. (FELIPE) So, Bruno, let’s put our survivors, so they can be… (BRUNO) Let’s go. (FELIPE) Yeah… Live free. Exactly. (BRUNO) They need to be eternalized.

No! Hold on. We screwed up. (BRUNO) What? Why? (FELIPE) Get them back. (MOZKA) Let me close the door. Will he… Walk away? (BRUNO) He’s a fish. (FELIPE) Look, I never… Bruno, you’re dying. (BRUNO) Ah, I’m dying! (MOZKA) Yeah, evolution started that way, Felipe. (FELIPE) How?

(MOZKA) The fish coming out of the water, walking, taking a motorcycle… (FELIPE) Yes, that was the process. (MOZKA) And then we turned. (FELIPE) Come here Bruno. And look. Have you ever seen a Gucci zombie? (MOZKA) Dude, he’s better dressed than me.

Yeah, that’s true. Man, I just remembered that if Mozka takes a hit, he… (MOZKA) I have a steak. (FELIPE) Good riddance. Oh, you have a steak. He’ll hit the zombie’s face with the steak. (MOZKA) Dude, I’ll tell you… (FELIPE) Come on, Bruno! (BRUNO) I’m here. (MOZKA) A good steak-hit.

A well-done steak hurts. Come to the warehouse. (BRUNO) Let’s go. (FELIPE) Oh, be careful. (MOZKA) Dude, you know when you watch a movie you like a lot many times and then you wake up and you’re in the movie?

(MOZKA) Yeah, I know you don’t. It’s hard to feel that, but I’m feeling that way now, man. (BRUNO) Awn. (FELIPE) That’s what happened man, you’re in the movie. (MOZKA) Which I’ve always watched, man. Look at my arm. (MOZKA) See? Oh, the all pixelated goose bumps. (FELIPE) Yeah.

(FELIPE) Bruno! There are things we need to do. (BRUNO) Hey! (FELIPE) Mozka needs a bed, for example. (BRUNO) What? (BRUNO) Mozka, I’ll share mine with you. (FELIPE) So… (MOZKA) I can sleep here like this, look. Hey, Mozka, Bruno’s bed belongs to everyone, okay? Cuz it’s always scattered across the map.

(BRUNO) Yeah, just know one thing. (FELIPE) But this one… (BRUNO) I sleep in this bed and I don’t remember when was the last time I took a shower. (MOZKA) Let me see. (MOZKA) Wow. Can I put my bed here? [BRUNO LAUGHS] (MOZKA) I thought it was a joke, but the thing’s very serious.

(FELIPE) Let’s sleep! (MOZKA) Look at this view, man! I feel like I’m in Araruama. This is the restart of our saga, cuz it’s another restart. (FELIPE) Now with three of us. Look. (BRUNO) Yes. Bruno, there’s a much easier way for us to name chocolates, which doesn’t require a name tag. (BRUNO) Huh?

(FELIPE) You put him in anvil and put his name. (BRUNO) Is it serious? (FELIPE) Yeah, what will be the name of our warriors? They are the survivors of our war. What do you think, Mozka? They won the battle against the guardians and birthed you, Mozka. (MOZKA) They deserve it.

(BRUNO) I’m already renaming mine. (MOZKA) They deserve it. (FELIPE) Wait, but are you gonna put a different name for each one, Bruno? (BRUNO) Yes! Each one has to have a different name. (FELIPE) Oh, my God. (MOZKA) I think one of them should be called Little Warrior. (FELIPE) What did you put? (BRUNO) Look.

(FELIPE) Called what? Little Warrior? (MOZKA) Little warrior! I don’t even know if it fits, but… (MOZKA) He was definitely the Little Warrior. (FELIPE) It’s up. (BRUNO) There is one called Sabrina and the other Lorelai. (FELIPE) Those were the names you chose? (BRUNO) Yes. (MOZKA) He’s a very creative guy, man.

(MOZKA) I’d never say “Lorelai.” [FELIPE GROUTS] Little Warrior, Jakarta. IT’S… (BRUNO) Tuna! (FELIPE) Hi? (BRUNO) Tuna. THAT’S IT. (FELIPE) Tuna? I Liked it. (BRUNO) See? I have good ideas. Creative name only. (MOZKA) Ahem. Tuna, in a little while it’s “Salt” and “Hand.” (FELIPE) I liked it. (MOZKA) The “Salt” and the “Hand?”

Ah, I got it “Lemon.” (FELIPE) Now it’s Lemon. (MOZKA) Yeah. Salt, Lemon. (BRUNO) Sashimi. (FELIPE) Okay, let’s go. Let’s go. Come, let’s put them in their home. (BRUNO) Let’s go. (FELIPE) And Navarro, I want the animation of each thing. It can be an animation showing everyone at once. Not one for each.

(FELIPE) Poor Navarro. (BRUNO) My God, imagine: “tan, tan, tan, tan, tan, tan.” (FELIPE) Look, Ladies and Gentleman… Little Warrior, Jakarta, Tuna. Ankle, Lemon and Salt. (BRUNO) And in my case, Sabrina and Lorelai. (FELIPE) Good! [MOZKA LAUGHS] [HIGHLIGHT SOUND]

These are our heroes. They survived the battle and they were great soldiers of the apocalypse. Look how wonderful. (BRUNO) Yeah, bro. (FELIPE) And we’ll have an episode, that we’ll keep reproducing them until we get a blue one. (BRUNO) You know is a one in 1700 chance, right? (FELIPE) One in 1700? (BRUNO) YEAH.

(FELIPE) And also: it’s not possible to find the blue chocolate. We found out it doesn’t spawn alone. Just “breeding”, mating them and giving birth. (BRUNO) But, brown ones spawn. We have to find brown ones, Bruno. Okay, now that Mozka has joined, we can start planning some more important things.

Like: starting our wall. But, more importantly, we need to worry, About Mozka’s food and protection. So, let’s go breed the cows. Get a pack of wheat, for us to give to the cows. (BRUNO) I’ll share my wheat with you, Mozka. (MOZKA) Dude, thank you very much. I’m feeling…

(BRUNO) I eat bread, ok? Felipe only eats meat. Felipe is a carnivore millstone. Yeah, I do in Minecraft what I’m don’t in real life, got it? All the meat I don’t eat in real life I eat in Minecraft. (BRUNO) Yeah, me too. I don’t eat bread in real life.

Oh my God, I’m being buried! Help! (BRUNO) Wow, are you sure you wanna stay there? You’ll all come out stuck together. (FELIPE) Help! (MOZKA) Dude, I think some cow gave me a kiss. (FELIPE) I think several cows gave me kisses, I feel weird. (BRUNO) YEAH. (BRUNO) Yeah, it was really a kiss.

(FELIPE) My God, how do I get out of here? I can’t get out. (BRUNO) Oh, dammit, I’m in too. I’m screwed. (MOZKA) There’s no way out now. No, wait. Take the wheat out of your hand. (BRUNO) I did it.

(FELIPE) My God, I really can’t go out man. There are a lot of baby cows here. (FELIPE) Oh, I got it. (BRUNO) Did you like this “stable,” Mozka? [NAVARRO LAUGHS] (NAVARRO, LAUGHING) “Stable.” (MOZKA) Dude, I thought it was very well built and kinda futuristic.

(FELIPE) He’s saying that cuz he built it, got it? (BRUNO) I built it. (MOZKA) Aaaaaaah. (BRUNO) Cuz Felipe left them in a hole. Bruno, I didn’t have time, Bruno. (BRUNO) You’ll understand, Mozka, that here, Felipe doesn’t care about animals that aren’t his pets. (MOZKA) They are 3D animals, right.

(BRUNO) Yeah… But they’re alive. (FELIPE) Thank you Mozka. (MOZKA) It’s true. (NAVARRO, LAUGHING) “Stable.” [NAVARRO LAUGHS] (NAVARRO, LAUGHING) Why am I laughing about this? Look, we have to protect these Bruno Blancos here, huh, they are all the time taking damage. Mozka, we need to worry about at least the basics.

Mozka needs elytra and armor. (FELIPE) So, the episode… (BRUNO) Elytra? (FELIPE) It’s obvious. (MOZKA) Man, I’m gonna start all fancy? In the full episode we’ll have to go to the End to get something for Mozka. (MOZKA) It’s fair right? I am a Mozka, I gotta fly.

(BRUNO) And can we get the armor now? It makes perfect sense. How are we gonna get armor now, Bruno? (BRUNO) Hey, we must still have some diamonds. (MOZKA) Ah, gimme… An armor made of dirt. (FELIPE) Oh, yeah. (FELIPE) “Of Dirt.” (MOZKA) Look, man… I won’t start with diamonds, it’s too much…

(FELIPE) Of Dirt! (MOZKA) It’s a lot of pressure, man. (FELIPE) Wait. Bruno, which villager sells armor? (BRUNO) Hi. (BRUNO) It’s the blacksmith. (FELIPE) And if we make a blacksmith? (BRUNO) Let’s make a blacksmith. I think it’s a good idea. (MOZKA) I’ll try it now. (MOZKA) Yeah… Go. One, two, three and… YOU’RE KIDDING!

YOU’RE KIDDING! How?! (MOZKA) Yeah… show me some respect, dude. I passed into another life. Bruno, official breeder of the villagers, go get one. Where will the blacksmith’s house be? It has to be with a stick. (BRUNO) Man, what happened here? (FELIPE) Where? (BRUNO) There are a lot of villagers.

(FELIPE) Oh, they reproduce by themselves, if there’s a bed loose like that. (BRUNO) My God! (FELIPE) Be careful, Bruno. Get out, cat. (BRUNO) Cet out. Just get a boat for me, I’ve discovered a cool trick here. (FELIPE) You don’t have a boat?

(BRUNO) No, get one for me please? Do me a solid, buddy. Bruno, seriously… What do I do with you? (BRUNO) Do me a solid, buddy. (MOZKA) I’m just looking here, cuz I don’t… (FELIPE) Here. (MOZKA) What I have to offer you is a steak, a spider’s eye and wheat.

And stole my crafting table. (MOZKA) Hey! I started well. Look here, Mozka. I’ll show you the other spaces. Oh, this is the Truth, ok? The cat that killed the Lie. And it’s stuck here. (MOZKA) You’re grounded, boy. (MOZKA) Meow.

(FELIPE) He’s grounded. Here are some chests and some tools, if you wanna take them. Cuz, y’know… You have nothing. There’s some stuff for you. Oh, one thing: you will find random items in random chests, cuz Bruno is the most… (MOZKA) Organized person there is. I get it, Bruno.

(FELIPE) Rottenly disorganized person in this planet. Here is our potato farm and… Oops, awesome. Look, take the potato that’s left over there that I’m going to trade here with this villager. (BRUNO) Where do I put our blacksmith? Yeah, that’s the question. Choose a house for him there.

(FELIPE) A place for him to live. Then we can evolve this house later to look beautiful, y’know? (BRUNO) Okay. (BRUNO) Okay. (FELIPE) Not potatoes, get some carrots. Mozka is eating the potatoes. (MOZKA) Oh I wasn’t supp…? Oh, of course. (FELIPE) I don’t think he understood the purpose.

(MOZKA) I was all happy. Felipe was like : “Oh Mozka, get a potato.” I’m here eating. (MOZKA) Do I gotta put it in here? No need, leave it there. You gotta trade it with this villager here. (MOZKA) Yes, I can see that there’s nobody next to me…

Here the villager died cuz Bruno was dumb and let a zombie in. (BRUNO) I didn’t do anything. (BRUNO) Felipe killed Mafalda, Mozka. (FELIPE) That was you. (FELIPE) Look at this, man… (MOZKA) Yeah, I think one thing justifies the other. (BRUNO YEAH. (FELIPE) Slurp. Snitches get stitches, you’ll see.

Let me get my head back, thanks. Hey, Mozka… (MOZKA) I’ll put the potato back here, man. Do it. One thing you can do is get another villager. And try to put it where the other one died. (MOZKA) Oh, that’s a job for me…

(MOZKA) Here, I’ll talk to it… Where is the other one… (FELIPE) Good one. (FELIPE) Did you die? (MOZKA) Dude, no, but I took a hit here… (MOZKA) With an ax that… Here, look, my char is even limping. (MOZKA) Look. Did I hit you with the axe? (MOZKA) Unfortunately yes.

It’s here, Mozka, you gotta put him here, where I am. (MOZKA) Yeah. (FELIPE) Then, you just need a boat. Hold on. (BRUNO) Go, choose your house, cuz I have no idea where you wanna live. (BRUNO) Don’t become a cartographer, darling. Here. Hey Mozka, lemme show you other things.

These are our horses. This one’s Great Theobald. He’s like the village’s patriarch and stuff. (MOZKA) Wow, dude. (FELIPE) And look. Come here. Here’s the entry and this is Mending’s salesperson. He also sells Smite V and name tag. He’s also the official name tag seller. (FELIPE) He’s really cool.

(MOZKA) He owns the mall, right? (FELIPE) No, there’s the mall too. Haven’t you seen it? (MOZKA) Yes, but I’m saying that, this one sells the rare items, right. Exactly. And here’s our wool farm too. That we’re gonna need it again, cuz we need to find netherite for you.

I think this is it man. I don’t know what else I have to show you. It’s not like a biiiig, a village, but it’s a village. (MOZKA) What the hell dude. If this isn’t a village, imagine what a biiiig village is. (FELIPE) Yeah… (MOZKA) I think this is a biiig one.

(FELIPE) Everyone here’s happy. (BRUNO) Yes, dude. That’s what I wanted. (BRUNO) How delicious. (FELIPE) Bruno’s weird. (BRUNO) Hmmmm. (FELIPE) Oh my God. You guys left the door open, congratulations. (MOZKA) You see I have the power to go through gates, right. Oh, it’s true. Let’s sleep, shall we?

(MOZKA) Come on. (BRUNO) Wait, I can’t yet. (FELIPE) Why? (BRUNO) I need to build a door for my blacksmith. What’s the difference if you sleep or not? (BRUNO) If I sleep, he’ll get out of bed and won’t feel at home. Then go, Bruno. (BRUNO) You were gonna say something else, Felipe.

(FELIPE) Me and Mozka are sleeping. (MOZKA) Look how beautiful the sky is. (FELIPE) The sky is beautiful, right? (MOZKA) Right? This is the only place you don’t get arrested but watch the sun rises square right? (FELIPE) Stars. (FELIPE) Isn’t it? (MOZKA) What a beautiful thing.

(FELIPE) But the sun of this shader is round. (MOZKA) Yes. (FELIPE) This joke’s meaningless with this shader. (MOZKA) Yeah, so… (BRUNO) What makes a blacksmith be born? Is it the anvil? Why are you gonna do this now? Thanks, Bruno. He broke my bed.

(FELIPE) Instead of him going to sleep he broke my bed!!! [BRUNO AND MOZKA LAUGH] Where’s the blacksmith, Bruno? (BRUNO) In his house. (FELIPE) Ah, is this his house? OK. (BRUNO) YEAH. (FELIPE) For him to earn the profession of blacksmith… He already is one, isn’t he? Oh no, he’s a cartographer.

(BRUNO) No, he’s a cartographer. (FELIPE) You’ll have to take these out… (BRUNO) But don’t take that bed. (FELIPE) Put it here. What does this do? (BRUNO) He didn’t become a cartographer. This was already here. (BRUNO) I just reorganized. (FELIPE) So we gotta break the cartography table he used to become a cartographer.

(BRUNO) Oh yeah? (FELIPE) Yeah, obviously. (MOZKA) This cartographer here looks like… The Peruvian Quico. (FELIPE) He seems… just like the Peruvian Quico man. (MOZKA) Dude, look at this. (NAVARRO) For those who don’t know, there is a Peruvian lookalike of Quico, who’s this guy.

(NAVARRO) Mozka didn’t know that, his comparison was completely random. (NAVARRO) It’s also worth saying that, apparently, the original Quico hates the Peruvian Quico and until 2015 wanted to sue him. (NAVARRO) We haven’t been able to find out how the Quicos War is going since then. (FELIPE) Where is the cartography table here?

(BRUNO) I already broke it. (FELIPE) And where is he? (MOZKA) It’s back here. (BRUNO) He still hasn’t detransformed. You gotta put the thing business before him. (FELIPE) Where is he, Mozka? (MOZKA) It’s back here. OK… (FELIPE) Oh, is this clown here? (MOZKA) Doesn’t he look like the Peruvian Quico?

His name now, as of today, is Peruvian Quico. (BRUNO) Okay. (FELIPE) What does the blacksmith do, Bruno? (BRUNO) The blacksmith, he makes… iron. (FELIPE) Is the name blacksmith? (BRUNO) Blacksmith. Or smither. (FELIPE) “Blacks…” Oh my God. (BRUNO) Or Slythering. (FELIPE) “Oh my…” Slythering, yes. (MOZKA) “Slovering.” (FELIPE) Yeah, wait a minute.

Blacksmith. Oh Bruno, you need the thingy table. (BRUNO) Which thing? (FELIPE) Well, the thing. (BRUNO) That thing? (FELIPE) That thing. The Smithing table, you need it. (BRUNO) “Smiting teible.” (FELIPE) Yes. “Smiting teibo.” Let me see if I can do it here, wait. “Smiting teibo.” I can.

Okay, I’ve done it, it’s home. All ours. (FELIPE) Where’s the bum? Quicooo… (MOZKA) Man, the guy who works at the smithing table had to be called Will Smith, right? (FELIPE) It’s true. (MOZKA) It would be fair. (FELIPE) But, it will be Peruvian Quico. Treasured. (BRUNO) He just left. Oh, he’s switching professions again.

(MOZKA) Noooo. (BRUNO) You don’t make up your mind. (BRUNO) Uhmm. (FELIPE) Did he go in there? We’re screwed. (MOZKA) Don’t get mix with that crowd, Quico. (FELIPE) We’re screwed. (BRUNO) You don’t have to break it, man. (BRUNO) Just put it near him. (FELIPE) We’re really screwed. No, it’s not, look.

I’ll put it here. It will leave and it will not turn. (MOZKA) It won’t. (BRUNO) Yes, look. (FELIPE) You have to put him on the boat to get him out of there. (MOZKA) Here. Look at the boat. (BRUNO) No, look. He will leave. Yeah. Now get him out of there.

(MOZKA) I’m going in reverse, wait a minute. Here it goes. (FELIPE) Go back. (FELIPE) Good, dude. Pi. (FELIPE) Pi. [MOZKA LAUGHS] (FELIPE) Pi, pi. (MOZKA) I’m coming. (FELIPE) Good one, handsome! (FELIPE) Now close that door, so he doesn’t get. (MOZKA) Uuuuuh! Put a block in front of it, that’s it.

(FELIPE) Good dude, that’s it. Put another one here. Done. (BRUNO) Why, Felipe? (FELIPE) That’s it. (MOZKA) It worked out really well. Look how it worked. (FELIPE) Where are you going? (FELIPE) Hey simpleton, stop! (MOZKA) The guy is going up! (MOZKA) He’ll change the antenna of the house.

(FELIPE) He obviously wants to get to his profession. Bruno invented that we didn’t have to break the thing. (BRUNO) I told you, you had to brake it. (FELIPE) Now you have to break the lectern he used to transform, Bruno. (BRUNO) Which one is it? (MOZKA) This one at the end.

(MOZKA) If I’m not mistaken. (BRUNO) No Mozka, we gotta make Felipe angry. (MOZKA) Oh yes. (FELIPE) No, that’s not a goal, Bruno. (BRUNO) Pretend we don’t know. (MOZKA) I don’t know what it is, Felipe. Don’t look here. Oooooh, Lord. (NAVARRO) Friends is not a good show. (SOUND EFFECT) Plim!

(NAVARRO) Just kidding, I like Friends. (NAVARRO) But Harry Potter sucks. (SOUND EFFECT) Plim, plim, plim! (FELIPE) Did it break? Done. (MOZKA) It broke. Oh! Hey, dude! (BRUNO) I broke it. (FELIPE) He turned! (FELIPE) UUUH! (MOZKA) Now what? You’re gonna have to leave this table here in the middle of nowhere.

(FELIPE) Hey, Mozka, now you go to our warehouse. (FELIPE) And get the coals. There’s a charcoal chest over there. (FELIPE) If they’re not there, take them from the ovens. There’s a lot of them in there. (MOZKA) Okay. There’s nothing here. (MOZKA) I am… Lock… No.

(FELIPE) Wait, if I break… Wait, I can’t break it. (MOZKA) Is this serious? (MOZKA) Hold on. No, Bruno lock… (FELIPE) What did Bruno do? (MOZKA) I came in here to pick up coal and I became a mall retailer. (BRUNO) How do you know it was me? It wasn’t me at all.

(BRUNO) It was Peruvian Chico. (MOZKA, LAUGHING) Chico… (FELIPE) You locked him…? (MOZKA, LAUGHING) “The Peruvian Chico.” (FELIPE) Bruno, he doesn’t have… [MOZKA LAUGHS] Bruno, Mozka doesn’t have tools. And did you made him a prisoner? (FELIPE) How is he gonna get out of there? (BRUNO) Just punch it all.

(BRUNO) That’s how we solve things in Magé. (MOZKA) Oh, okay then. (MOZKA) Wait, I’m breaking a block with a shovel. I’m doing all that’s good. (MOZKA) Okay, here dude. This. (BRUNO) See? He’s quite capable, you’re the one who doubts people’s abilities. Come here, Peruvian Quico. (FELIPE) Come! (BRUNO) It’s Chico.

(MOZKA, LAUGHING) “It’s Chico.” (FELIPE) What Chico, man? Peruvian Quico. (BRUNO) Peruvian Chico! (FELIPE) Come on, Quico. (BRUNO) Come on, Peruvian Chico. There, all right. That’s it, he’s got a home and a workstation. Okay, what’s missing? We evolve him. Mozka, did you get the coal? (MOZKA) Yes. I forgot it in there.

(FELIPE) Where is it? (MOZKA) Dude, didn’t you see? I was locked inside the mall. I obviously didn’t get it. Where do I get it, Felipe? Either in the warehouse or in the ovens. But now I’m going. (MOZKA) No, I will, I just don’t know which way. OK.

Guys, I think they sent me another Bruno. [BRUNO laughs] (MOZKA) No. No, no, no, no. [BRUNO laughs] (MOZKA) I know how to… (BRUNO) Hey Mozka, let’s plant wheat? (MOZKA, LAUGHING) Let’s do it! Just kidding. No, if Samantha joins the game I’m pretty sure she’s gonna transform it.

Her goal in the game is gonna be to finish me off. (BRUNO) Go. (MOZKA) I think you’re lucky this place’s made of ice, cuz… (MOZKA) It’d be on fire. (FELIPE) Oh, I get it. (BRUNO) Aaaah. Come on, level up. (FELIPE) Uuuh! It’s up. (MOZKA) Come on, kiddo.

(FELIPE) My God. Now he wants iron, ok. (FELIPE) I sold him more iron than I should’ve. I’m a Moron. (MOZKA) Do you want me to fetch iron? I know where to go. (FELIPE) No, I had some here. (BRUNO) Oh, I think he’s just gonna sell us tools.

I can’t believe you did this, Bruno. (BRUNO) Hey, it’s not my fault, he’s the one who decided. (FELIPE) No Bruno, he’s not the one who decided. That means we shouldn’t have done a blacksmith, Bruno. (BRUNO) But you see? He now sells diamond hoe. How amazing.

(FELIPE) The most useless thing in the game is a diamond hoe. (BRUNO) It’s not cuz now I’m gonna be able to mine a lot of wheat. (FELIPE) The most useless thing in the game is a diamond hoe. (BRUNO) Bro, I’m gonna surround the village with wheat.

(BRUNO) The Dark Mystery won’t be able to get close cuz he’ll have a reaction. I’m really upset. (BRUNO) He’s allergic to wheat. (FELIPE) I’m very angry. (BRUNO) Look, I saw it here… It’s an Armorer. (FELIPE) What? Where’s Peruvian Quico? Wait a minute, I’ll get the name tag to put on it.

(FELIPE) Where did I leave the name tag? (MOZKA) I think he’s here, I found him. What the hell?! (BRUNO) What? Oh, you’re kidding. (MOZKA) What happened? (BRUNO) What? Bruno… (BRUNO) What? (FELIPE) No, you’re kidding me, man. (BRUNO) What? (FELIPE) Mozka, come here to the warehouse.

(MOZKA) I’m coming. Now I know where it is. (FELIPE) Look a- (FELIPE) Mozka. [BRUNO LAUGHS] (BRUNO) What is it? (FELIPE) Mozka, look what it’s like to play with this ragamuffin, bro… All these barrels up here. See there’s a line up here? (MOZKA) Yeah. (FELIPE) All of them were supposed to have nothing, Mozka.

They were supposed to be empty. (MOZKA) Correct. (FELIPE) Now open them one by one and you’ll see. (MOZKA) Wow! Boy, what is this? (MOZKA) It looks like my room. (FELIPE) What was that, Bruno? (BRUNO) Oops. (FELIPE) Bruno, everything is right inside the… Look at what he did. (MOZKA) No, Bruno.

(MOZKA) I think Bruno’s philosophy is that every organization is an unknown order. (BRUNO) It’s nothing. I’m just running away cuz I screwed up. (MOZKA) Okay, so… I tried to defend you, Bruno. (MOZKA) I used a sentence from Einstein. (MOZKA) Look, Felipe is following!

(MOZKA) Look at Felipe going… Man, if I were you, Bruno… (MOZKA) I’d fly away. (BRUNO) He’s coming after me! (MOZKA) As much as I could. (BRUNO) You won’t catch me! (FELIPE) Where is this moron? (MOZKA) It became a Quidditch match. (BRUNO) You won’t catch me! (FELIPE) Where is him? [BRUNO LAUGHS]

(FELIPE) Where is him? (BRUNO) I doubt it! These are empty, right? Your chests at home are empty. [BRUNO LAUGHS] (BRUNO) I doubt you’ll find me! Where is this pacreatitis? (BRUNO, LAUGHING) You won’t find me, cuz I don’t even know where I am, I’m lost. (FELIPE) Can you see him, Mozka?

(MOZKA) Of course not, this guy must be behind a bush. Dude, look at this Aurora Borealis! (MOZKA) Dude, this is very beautiful. Bruno, it’s not fair going far from our perimeter. Where did you go? (BRUNO) Guess where I am. (FELIPE) Hos should I know?! (BRUNO) I doubt you’ll find me, dude.

(BRUNO) I’m in our perimeter. (FELIPE) Dude… There are still eggs to be hatched inside the turtles site. (MOZKA) I found Bruno. (MOZKA, LAUGHING) I found Bruno. (BRUNO) You found nothing! (BRUNO) You didn’t find anything, get out! (FELIPE) You’re kidding. Did you find Bruno, man?

(MOZKA) Look up dude, there must be a pigeon. Hey, is he gone? [BRUNO LAUGHS] (FELIPE) Hey. (MOZKA) How did you do it? (BRUNO) Flying. (MOZKA) No, but… Did you take anything? (BRUNO) How so? (MOZKA) The dude was flying, flapping wings and plufft. He took energy drinks.

(MOZKA) Well, I’m gonna hide here cuz there’s a zombie that wants to talk and… (MOZKA) I don’t wanna have a chat with him. (FELIPE) Good one, dude. (MOZKA) Now a spider has arrived, it’s turning into a party. I killed it. No, he’s gonna have to show up at some point.

(BRUNO) I’m on the perimeter of the village. (FELIPE) Come on, Mozka. (BRUNO, LAUGHING) Ha! Screw you cuz I’m not gonna! Okay, how is it? /kick… [BRUNO LAUGHS] (FELIPE) Cool. (MOZKA) Just deletes that file from his computer, the system32. (FELIPE) It worked already. (MOZKA) That he sleeps automatically. You just stole my bed, Mozka.

(MOZKA) Lies. Oh yeah, I stole it, it’s true. (MOZKA) Can I get some items here? (FELIPE) I kicked. Yes, of course. If you find something useful there you can take it. (BRUNO) I can see you. (MOZKA) Okay, a relevant question now: Shall we build this wall? (MOZKA) Shall we some rocks? Or…

(BRUNO, LAUGHING) I think Felipe wants to kill me first. (MOZKA) It’s good cuz there will be some items left over there. (FELIPE) This is true. (FELIPE) By the time he dies there will be a lot of items left. (BRUNO) No there won’t. (BRUNO) I’ll come back and kill you all.

What did we need to do the thing? Blast Furnace? (BRUNO) Blast furnace. (FELIPE) Oh my God, it’s the hardest thing to do. But wait, this was the one I made a lot and it was useless. (BRUNO) You did a lot. It’s close to the the glass. To where? What glass thing?

(BRUNO) Where the firs house was, where there’s a stone farm. Ah, I left them there right? Stupid me. (FELIPE) Okay, but there’s a problem. We need another villager, Bruno! (BRUNO) Uh. (BRUNO) I can see you. You still haven’t found me. It’s okay, you can come here. (BRUNO, LAUGHING) No, get out!

(BRUNO, LAUGHING) No, don’t hit me. Wait, I’m gonna get another villager. (MOZKA) Dude, there was an Enderman inside the thing. (BRUNO) Be careful, they are dangerous. (BRUNO) Dude, you’re so… Oh. (BRUNO) Oh. (FELIPE) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. LOOK WHAT YOU DID, BRUNO! (FELIPE) LOOK WHAT YOU DID! [BRUNO LAUGHS]

(BRUNO, LAUGHING) I can’t believe you did this. (FELIPE) MORON! (BRUNO, LAUGHING) I don’t believe it. (FELIPE) Now you go get the villager. (BRUNO, LAUGHING) That you killed Mozka. [BRUNO LAUGHS] (FELIPE) Get the blast furnace in your inventory. (BRUNO, LAUGHING) I don’t believe it.

(FELIPE) Go do what you gotta do. I’m gonna resurrect Mozka and you… When I get back I wanna see the villager ready. (BRUNO) Oh, I have bad news for you then. What is it, Bruno? Don’t. Subscribe to the channel. Press like. I see you guys Thursday in the next episode.

Maybe just with Mozka. Goodbye. [BACKGROUND MUSIC]