Mind-Blowing Portal 2 Custom Map in Minecraft

What is up guys and welcome back for part 27 of our portal 2 walkthrough wait what part part 27 the game’s already over and this looks nothing nothing at all like portal 2 but it is in a way it’s portal in minecraft and i thought this was absolutely incredible

So i had had had to have to show you guys this is minecraft beta 1.5 using a portalgun mod and the custom map portalcraft i’ve never played it so i’m really excited to go and let’s get started before we get started though however guys here are some rules

Okay number one no breaking any blocks except storage cubes and companion cubes two play on peaceful three no using any ink sex you collect that seems very reasonable to me i am sub-zero from mortal kombat here sub-zero has joined us for a wonderful adventure in portal land and look we

Even have an advanced knee replacement so they’ve really gone all out with the portaling here in this lovely lovely lovely lovely game also say here hello and welcome to aperture science computer aided enrichment center we hope your brief detention and the relaxation well has been a pleasant one your specimen has been processed

And we are now ready to begin the test proper you have the aperture science advanced knee replacements therefore no fall damage can be taken sweetness all right look at this it’s a camera glados where are you is it glados glados gladys what do you guys say i say glados but it’s probably more

Glados i don’t know there’s cameras on the walls and there’s doors and x’s even this really is like portal press to request a cube no way oh my god it’s a comp it’s a companion cube but it’s it’s just like a regular cube i guess because it doesn’t have a heart so

Just like a normal cube but i think this is absolutely incredible i think portal 2 is fan frickin tastic but this this is not equally amazing but very amazing to me excellent please proceed to the chamber lock after completing each test first however note the incandescent particle field across the exit oh

Throw that on there they even made a particle field holy cow like this is brilliant i don’t know how familiar you guys are with minecraft maybe you just came here for portal but like the fact that they can do this kind of stuff in minecraft is amazingly insane this aperture science

Material emancipation grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it okay turn on elevator hmm what’s that gonna do holy cow i don’t feel comfortable swimming through this glados how rude of you i kind of feel like talking in a british voice to honor wheatley but

I feel like i i couldn’t maintain it and i feel like i kind of sound like a uh a blumbering blundering idiot every time i bring out this accent and to be honest i’m not really sure if it’s 100 british or if it’s more australian but i kind of

Find it interesting sometimes just to talk like this we’ll be like hi guys this ghost robo here we are on test chamber 2 and we’re going to do um i can do some portal in minecraft this is part 27 of the portal let’s play and this accent has to stop otherwise

I’ll drive myself insane so we’re going to stop it in three two one and we’re done that’s not british for one day or australian or whatever very good you’re an opposition in the aperture science handheld portal device with it you can create your own portals press g to switch between portals and right

Click to shoot a portal walk through a blue portal go to the orange portal portalgun oh my god it even looks like one holy cow does this work g orange blue okay the moment of truth guys here we go either we’re gonna be amazed or i installed the mods wrong because i’m on

A mac and it’s much harder for me to install them on a mac than on a pc it sounds like a portal looks like a portal does it work like a portal hold your breath guys close your eyes like the first step was getting the gun and

Making the portals like that’s like the astronauts getting the spaceship and i know i’m killing you with anticipation but now it’s like we gotta actually land on the moon so three two one oh my god it worked they work they work portal in minecraft freak out holy intensity insanity

Wow mind blown officially on the ceiling no way falling congratulations you’ve now obtained the aperture science handled portal device with it you can create portals help you throughout the test chambers i’m smiling my face off turn on the elevator there’s elevators everywhere where’s glass i need to hear her voice

Come and find us i looked up just in case we had it crafted i looked up how to craft the portal gun it’s like with diamonds and obsidians and mysterious substance and iron and it’s it’s crazy but it like it looks so cool and then i don’t know the diamond made me think

Of aladdin like diamond in the rough here we are hamiyagu yago yaguna yago and uh jafar you guys like a lad that was the easiest test chamber i’ve ever seen in life my favorite disney movies i’m kind of a disney movie kind of person are aladdin and the lion king well done

And remember the after science bring your daughter to work day is the perfect time for her to be tested ooh creepy more elevators so far this is incredible i’m not sure i feel about the elevators every five seconds that could kind of get tedious but if the puzzles start getting more awesome

I’m definitely all for it and i i want to let you know that i have a pounding smashing massive headache right now it hurts horribly and i know i have it because i stayed up super late the past like four nights uploading videos playing mortal kombat doing all that stuff and

It’s not good for your health oh whoa throw that cube down there hey cubie can we portal the cube i don’t think that’s gonna work but we can portal back out of here right whoa gee so i have a pounding headache and i’m really tired but i found this

And i was like oh my god i have to do it i put that pull up on my channel and you guys were like we want to see minecraft and so i was like okay what if i could meld minecraft and portal at the same time and make something brilliant

And uh i’m i’m so excited to record this video once again excellent work is part of required test protocol and not much it will not monitor the next test you’ll be entirely on your own they’ve even got the dialogue from portal one so i guess this is more of a portal one

Minecraft thing although i’m sure we’re gonna get some portal two ones with wheatley and people like that i mean it just blows my mind and socks off and makes my head hurt even worse knowing that people can do this kind of stuff create this texture pack create like the even

The cursor on the screen like crazy business all right so we got to fall down to the ceiling here let’s do some doodling landing i want to talk a little bit more though about my my valve marketing idea because we talked about that previously and uh

You guys seem to agree with me that valve could could do a whole ton if they would just make make cool stuff like everybody wants to see more portal stuff i think i think everybody would can we get more than one no uh where is it falling from come on now okay

I mean like oh we got limited time going through go go go go oh go go go go ah okay so valve merch i want to see turrets i want to see eight dollar turrets that you can get and play with and that they have different

Like skins like like you know a leopard one like in portal 2 or like just like a black one or a zebra or one with the boston celtic colors or whatever and and they could sell those for like eight dollars and you buy one you wouldn’t know what you’re gonna get

There’s 50 different kinds you collect them all you put them on your shelf you put them on your desk you feel awesome it would be fantastic and then like the the the the personality spheres the cores like recordable ones where you buy a core for 20 bucks and you can press the button

Record your voice then press it play it back that would be awesome and it comes with some pre-programmed phrases like from wheatley or glados or one of those other coarse spheres i think it’d be glass i mean valve not glass glass could make it killing if she sold those but valve

As well you could make a killing as a part of a required test protocol our previous statement suggests that we would not monitor this chamber without right fabrication good job as part of the required test program we’ll stop enhancing the truth in three two turn the switch what does that do

I feel like we need to drop down bombs away oh yeah glados is a knee replacement she gave us our magic boots look at those boots her knee replacement gave us magic boots it doesn’t really it doesn’t really make sense but sub-zero says yes it does the enrichment center requests are

That the next test is impossible make no attempt to solve it that’s chamber six requesting a cube requesting backup hmm how are we gonna get in there well i think calls for a portal you guys think calling for a portal i feel like someone needs to make this

Someone needs to go and make me these turrets and not just me but like portal fans in general make these turrets okay fantastic you remain resolute and resourceful in atmosphere of extreme pessimism well well i want to maintain extreme resourcefulness and resolution when we build our our turrets and our

Personality cores i think those would be fantastic all valve cells that’s portal related is posters and the companion cube we need we need these turrets guys you got to find a way to get it done are any of you designers engineers people that build plastics like we we

Gotta get it made hello again to reiterate previous momentum momentum a function of mass and velocity is conserved between portals and layman’s turn speedy things go in speed things go out yes why can’t we climb because you’re a jerk okay ooh handprint mysterious devil has been hiding the monks are missed in

Our midst all right we’re up here now if we do a little bit flinging portal check this out guys portal oh yes this is how we do it they even have the velocity i i’m sorry for sounding so giddy but like how is this possible how do they even have the velocity in

Here this map is made wonderfully like you don’t even have to look up it just works they placed everything in the proper placement spectacular you up here to understand how our portal affects forward momentum to be more precise how it does not we understand and i understand that this

Map is just as spectacular as momentum like making my head feel better already and i feel like i i feel like science i feel like temper science i think it’s time for more science let’s go do something when life gives you lemons don’t make lemonade this next test could take a very very

Long time if you become lightheaded from thirst feel free to pass out about lightheaded from headaches there’s squids in here well glados you made this whole aperture thing a lot more r-rated since we’ve been here last i didn’t expect there to be a giant squid okay be careful don’t want

Giant squid in our place okay no giant squid where are we gonna go okay time for some rocket free right launch ourselves ready for some launching three two one drop boo yeah oh oh no squid don’t eat me i can’t i can’t alright so we’re gonna have to do some

Maneuvering this one’s not gonna land us just perfect oh my he hates me he hates me you guys remember the xfl like that stupid football league they tried to create whoa a while back that is a creepy ass squid it was like a football league for insane people basically

Basic okay i need this port i need to like come out the right way i’m facing all weird but the xfl there was a guy named he hate me he was one of those whoa whoa whoa very few guys i remember he hate me that was in the back of the

Jersey they’re like oh we’re so cool xfl why am i not able to do this let’s go i feel like i’m back in portal 2 trying to solve a goo puzzle and i can’t make it the good work all right okay this is tough oh do i need a snitch

I probably need a shooter for i don’t think minecraft man can move fast enough to get this let’s let’s see okay orange dang it i missed but that’s we’re going to do let’s try this let’s see what works y’all ready looks good really oh there we go okay making some progress

Right right crap okay but this is what we gotta do so we gotta do let’s go if i sound a little hyper it’s probably because i’m tired because usually whoa gosh what a stupid water as goofy as it sounds when i get tired i usually get really giddy

Or silly okay this is like insanity inducing come on come on land me oh my god i apologize for the seizures i’ve given you here there we go goodness mamma mia okay portal no let’s put it here portal now jump portal oh crap it’s not gonna work not enough velocity maybe that little

Circular portal is too weird looking i don’t know apologize for getting stuck here guys we’re trying our very best you know i have a macbook and so i’m used to using the trip i’m used to using the track pad stupid squid he’s scaring my sub zero so much can’t even make proper

Jumps but i i’m used to using a track pad and i’m not used to using a mouse which is what i’m using for this business here um i think that should do it and so it’s a little bit different running around with a mouse you never run around with a mouse

They’re really fast they don’t listen to your every command test chamber nine fling yourself fling into sp what is sp what is sp space maybe portal bombs away whoa sweetness okay another one let’s try it again we can keep dropping down this is designed really well like they

Could have done a really craptastic job with this they could have made it awful they really could have they could have done a sucky sucky sucky job with this whole portaling thing and made it really dumb and really done a huge disservice to you’re not supposed to be able to port on this

Obsidian but uh i think there’s a they like broke it or something in the latest portal gun mod but there’s our cube sweet okay so it’s designed really well it’s fantastically crafted and i applaud them for their valiant incredible efforts all right now let’s jump again

Good deal place that cube on that button it’s a long episode guys rather long which is good i feel like you guys all like the long stuff don’t you do you like the long stuff i i haven’t heard anyone ever say i don’t like the long stuff everyone seems to like

Like it the more the better right the more the merrier so we push turn on the elevator sweet i think we’ll do 10 chambers and call it a day call it a day this has been amazing still don’t forget to get on those turrets get on those turrets get on those

Those spheres how are we going to get this how are we going to make this how we’re going to get it done who are we gonna call not the ghostbusters somebody else chamber 10 as part of a previously mentioned required test protocol we can no longer lie to you

When the testing’s over you will be missed storage cubes are affected by gravity special rule no manually placing the storage cube directly into the lava what no manually placing the storage cube directly into the lava what does that even mean storage cubes are affected by gravity no manually placing the storage cube in

The lava is just saying we have to somehow get over here like i know that’s cheating the obsidian is kind of cheating so i’m trying to find a way to do it without if like say we couldn’t shoot that there you guys think gotta get that cube over there no manually

Placing i don’t even know what that means what does that mean no manually placing can i can i put a i can’t i don’t think i can put a cube through there can i hmm that is awesome i didn’t know objects could go through there as well

This is a revised test generator because the previous one got obliterated by people denying the party escort submission mission wow okay so i guess we’re going somewhere new so far it seems the way companion cube has brought you good luck for the idea of the first part of this

Chamber thank you solo minecraft and now if i step in here it opens the door if i press this button i need to request a cube thank you companion i love you it’s a heart cube oh my god and guys if you want to see more adventures of sub zero

Right here subzero and heart cube hit that like button and i will bring you part two of portal craft asap probably even later today you’re probably already watching it right now there’s probably already a link in the top right that you can click on it’s probably right up here

And you’re clicking on saying yes goes robo we want to watch that next part but if not and even if so make some hot chocolate have a fantastic day lose your headaches smile be wonderful until next time guys we’ll see you later