Mind-Controlling My Girlfriend in Minecraft! Crazy Roleplay!

Welcome back to the daycare okay kitty hi hi I’m going to go grab a snack I’m really hungry but I’m going to eat a to right now oh T toce oh okay well um that just makes me more hungry have fun oh hi Logan why are you spinning your

Head unicorn’s doing some weird things down there I don’t know I don’t know it just sounds weird and it sounds loud and it sounds destructive and and and I I’m freaking out H normal day of daycare crazy unicorn experiment normal day of daycare yeah crazy unicorn experiment come

On Logan yeah you’re coming you’re taging along don’t worry about it okay I’m sure you’ll be fine yeah oh Unicorn hi unicorn excuse me Ryan I’m working yeah probably uh I can’t Logan said he heard some scary stuff coming from downstairs and I wanted to hear about it what do you mean scary stuff what scary stuff were you hearing you you oh he just called me scary he did he

Did just call you scary yeah it sounded scary it sounded like but really loud what I don’t I don’t know what he’s talking about uh listen I’m I’m working on something here uh so if I could get a little peace and quiet that would be have to do with this Behavior chip on

The back of your desk yes it’s it has to with the behavior chip on the back of my desk that’s probably not a safe place to keep that you know well I’m working on it so that’s why it’s on the back of my desk okay yeah you’re right there so you

Know just kind of like working on it so you guys can scaddle you don’t got to like you know touch any of my stuff or whatever what’s it for what what am I not allowed to ask questions no you’re all right fine you want to know what this does so bad yep

Yep I do colorful all right so this is a behavior chip you see this I do it’s a TV remote no it’s a modified TV remote it’s a behavior correction remote okay oh yeah it has the same color buttons yeah so I’m sure you noticed how Tina has a bit of a of

A behavior problem okay you can say that again so I came up with an idea okay this time not involving potions or stuff you know this time involving science okay we should do science more often yeah well science uh science is pretty helpful in my opinion anyway this chip

Is uh is meant to go in the back of Tina’s head okay okay and then once it’s installed then we can kind of you know make sure that any outbursts or whatever that she has uh are a little bit more under control you know sounds good to me

How you going to get in her head you know what you guys want to help me test this yeah yeah okay yeah awesome yeah all I need you guys to do is distract her while I put it on the back of her head and then you’re going to put it

Under the back of her head live like a surgery yeah it’ll be really easy look I got wish magic all right it should be should be should be easy yeah I’m not going to question it so yeah all you guys got to do is uh you know just talk to her or something

Keep her attentional I kind of install it in the back of her head Ryan you should you should compliment her she’ll be so distracted that’s a genius idea okay unicorn I’m only doing this for science all right Tina oh hey guys want some lunch uh yeah Tina I think you are very

Beautiful you do yeah oh what makes you say that all of a sudden in front of uh Logan he was telling me all about it earlier he couldn’t stop talking about you um what what was that unicorn me did you just pinch the back of my head get

Pranked up he pinched you get pranked get pranked hey that’s so not fair hey come back here quit to the base not to tease me like that h i to lock the door in time oh uh Tina look it was it was just a funny joke well I

Think it was very funny well come on it was pretty funny but Tina does that make you really angry yeah it does make me angry does it make you kind of want to like try to beat me up yeah it really kind of does oh why don’t you try it

Okay oh um now how you feeling Tina feeling pretty good I guess it was kind of funny yeah it was kind of funny it was a funny little joke oh my God yeah I think I understand now that tool is a savior yeah yeah so you just kind of

Press the red button and then that like gets rid of any anger give don’t you want the instruction manual no okay who reads the instruction manual uh we’re just talking about a TV remote T that’s all oh can I see it uh no it’s my special remote oh okay anyway

The red one gets rid of any anger the yellow one makes her laugh at your jokes the green one should make her uh you know more more empathetic I guess toward situations I want her to laugh at my joke here we go I’m going tell her a

Really bad joke okay okay what’s like anyone know any really bad puns punny was funny yeah yeah yeah nice nice interesting okay now try the try the green button what okay what’s it do uh I think you’re sing a little little too close to Ryan oh uh

I think that could just kind of resets it back to how it is uh unicorn called you fat earlier What why would you say that I no I’m sorry I didn’t mean to call you fat it was an accident it was all an accident look we head upstairs let’s all let’s all go upstairs let’s head upstairs you know we we’ll go grab oh no we we’ll go hang out by the

Pool uh um okay we just chill out like friends Ryan this going awesome okay I know this is great we can have a normal relaxing day yeah we need to do few more test situations so okay okay like like what uh I’m going to splash some water

On her okay okay and then you know she’ll get all mad and then we got we got to docile her up and whatnot sounds good now it’s very important that you don’t get the remote wet though because that’s the thing that controls everything okay understood remote wet hey that thing

Still the middle of the pool yeah it is you we’re just I’m going to hide over here I know the hot tub sounds kind of nice Splash spash hey hey Splash Don’t splash me Splash hey unicorn what what what are you going to do about

It come here whoa whoa whoa whoa hit the button hit the button hit the button uh wait not reaching I need to I’m hitting the but why you came into it it didn’t have signal I had to get closer oh oh okay uh she’s spazzing out

What happened give me the REM give me the I take it take it take I didn’t I told you not to get wet but it didn’t have rain so I had to dive in so I could try and hit the button midair well that doesn’t mean just find a different angle

You didn’t have to come in oh tin you okay that’s a knife we’re in danger uh yeah uh so I think the chip is malfunctioning and I think now get rid of I quick quick get to the roof get to the roof and barricade it to the roof okay I’m coming in ro oh my God you going your she’s really on your tail just just just get him quick to the roof here Back go go go go go run quick okay barricade it I barricaded it okay okay okay we only have a little bit of time to talk before she bust through there one come bust down this barrier okay okay so luckily I have a backup plan okay what’s your backup plan

All right but the problem is okay once we get down there we got to really hope it works okay I left oh man I left a a backup remote downstairs okay I left a backup remote downstairs we just got a find it and then we need to pair it up

With the chip and then we’ll be fine okay uh yeah sure whatever you said I was busy barricading okay so somehow we need to get down to my lab without getting killed and uh and then pair up the remote after we get the remote and just do it whatever you lead the way

Okay come on everybody what if we jump in the water out here oh that’s a good idea that’s probably a good idea jump down oh no how are we supposed to reach we’re going go go go quick to your basement to the basement oh man Ryan why’d you have to

Throw it into the pool I didn’t throw it I tried to get get a good enough signal guys he saying my name in in I’m barricading okay Logan watch the door watch the door Logan okay okay okay I’ll okay I’ll barricade okay okay Ryan okay this is

Very important okay we need to sink up the remote okay so what you need to do is you need to distract Tina I get behind her and S it up with the chip okay and after that I can turn off the chip and then we’ll go back to normal

Okay okay I got an idea unicorn you uh unicorn quick hide over here right here right here quick hide over here okay okay I’m going to distract her go Logan hide somewhere oh hey wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait back up uh

Tina I wanted to tell you that um wow you uh before before you get all angry I I want to tell you that that prank earlier it was mean and I’m sorry please tell me that worked okay and off Tina Tina are you mad at us wait

What did you were you guys controlling my emotions no no no no no definitely not just hanging out I want to explain why I’m down here you uh what do you mean you’ve been down here yeah you you had gas you had gas yes ate too many burritos yeah mhm what

Did you do when you pinched me in the cafeteria I remember everything look at the time guys time you’re not going anywhere unicorn man run we got to go somewhere here that was another day at the daycare welcome back to the daycare hi unicorn what you do what is that

Logan was just trying to I was trying to teach Logan about how to make tea for dummies oh okay I think I did it you know that test was optional right and I wasn’t I’m never actually going to have him make me tea well he wanted to learn

He came to me he like I want hey that’s actually like the best tea I’ve ever had what what did you make that with [Laughter] and I see no one’s here today great over here once I can control everyone with this new weapon it’ll be so

Easy ktie oh hi Tina uh what are you doing here where’s everyone else today oh everyone’s working down at the base today I was actually about to head that way myself oh okay I mean that works um yeah you go uh you go do that you have

Fun you’re not going to come with me no I’m helping out with Logan today I’m on Logan Duty a we’re still teaching him you know the way around and stuff yeah he’s just starting to take up a lot of your time that’s all I okay bye unic most we add Cheeto dust to

Te we’re experimenting okay anyway look unicorn we got a big problem b i g all capital letters big oh big problem huh yes yes how big is this problem Tina said she has a big super secret weapon that only she knows about and she just came out of a secret area talking about

It and laughing maniacally oh that is a big problem yep uh so maybe it’s time we teach Logan how we deal with uh Tina’s moments yeah uh Logan in case you don’t know about this Tina may seem like a sweet innocent young girl but she’s actually evil

Deot on quick yeah no she is she is uh she is quite diabolical and she may have made some super secret weapon and so we have to go stop her mhm so we got to go find her super secret secret okay it’s okay unicorn luckily I’ve already made a

Multi-step plan to solve this problem okay here we go step number one we have probably involves breaking in right yeah I I was going to say we we have to sneak into Tina’s base okay yep step one sneak into so that’s where we are going to investigate around you know

Look for any sort of big secrets and after we figure out that we’ll figure out how many more steps this plan we really need to get this thing because I okay so this plan only only Dev the one step which is to break in and improv the rest no no no no

No no no there’s other steps but we can’t know what those other steps are till we see what it looks like inside like where this weapon is and stuff then we can’t you know what I mean you can’t make a plan off no info yeah I suppose I don’t no this s

Planing sure it’s sneaking te’s base that is a brilliant plan let’s go all right let’s go for it come on Logan you’re coming with that sign there okay I’m sure it’s fine okay so listen Logan okay uh if Tina Catches Us Tina Catches Us she’s going to do some very terrible things so

So try not to get bought keyword run okay what is this thing I don’t remember this this a well I don’t know kind of funny if I pushed you in though right well if you fall in you’re not getting back out thought about it okay either way

Let’s go here oh well they left their front oh wait this is their front door right so we just have to go in here oh right we need a key card uh unicorn hack it okay you got it he’s he’s good at this whole hacking

Thing so he can he can bust through all these like code doors and stuff see look what wow all right boys we’re in okay sneaky okay the thing is we got to watch out they have security cameras slingshot sad watch out there’s two security cameras watch out clim she’s coming I

All right everyone report for training please I need everyone to the training room now go on go this might be our chance they’re going to the training room okay camera’s disabled let’s go oh another camera I got it I got oh watch out okay well if they’re in the

Training room they’re not looking at the security cameras anyway we’re good I you’re probably right Tina’s still outside don’t go down there yet a time to get a snack what do you mean snack she should be training them put him on autopilot this is the most inefficient training session I’ve

Ever heard of I know I know hey I didn’t say stop shooting quick while they’re shooting run go go uh down here quick downstairs good idea okay super secret weapon totally not in here Unicorn it’s in here well no guys it says it’s not in there so we

Should look for other rooms what hi Tina Tina no Tina no Unicorn Run Unicorn Run that was unicor what I thought Unicorn Run I can you not oh wait unicorn I said the keyword to run where am I you’re not you ranium cell guys this feels weird I’m

Like I feel sick in here did you put him the uranium yep aren’t you giving him your powers in there unicorn man you’re also giving him radiation poisoning I can’t he so he can’t use his wish magic duh he’s got to use it to say alive in there

Why did you do use it for anything else because Ryan this was all a part of my plan what do you mean plan where am I well you know how you caught me talking about a new weapon earlier right yeah well I totally didn’t guess that

You would tell unicorn man and drag him into spying on me which is why I totally didn’t set up this inconspicuous sign and call everyone down here for training when the security cameras alerted me of motion Logan we got to go Logan we got to go run run run secret weapon we got

To go cuz what about unicorn man we’ll worry about him in a sec cuz look I didn’t even get to finish my evil monologue it doesn’t matter I know you okay if she has a secret weapon it usually it usually has to do with either one one of three things okay either it

Is going to destroy unicorn it is going to mind control me to love her or it’s going to destroy Goldie and see as Goldie as here anymore I’m pretty sure it’s one of the first two oh no the second one just sounds awful I know and that’s the one I’m most worried

About what is that secret weon smart for your own gun oh she is in her end yeah that’s the mind control device oh my goodness okay Logan all she’s going to try and do well she’s not aiming for you she’s aiming for me oh remove the evidence okay this way look come back

Here all we have to do is prevent her from hitting me with that thing and we’ll be okay okay uh should I offer her te maybe it’ll calm her down I I got a plan okay don’t worry about it come here oh she’s behind us watch out what no no no no

No back here okay she should have got stuck in that okay this way why do you have to bring this annoying m k get along with you quick this way munchin okay I cheated okay I got a plan I got a plan I got a plan are we going to go back for

Unicorn man yeah kind of but give it a sec oh I know what the plan is good come on Tina a come back here cue you going have to hit it me if you want to hit him or you have to get a different angle oh fine if you’re going

To stand in my way then I will GL yes run get back here don’t have to hit you in the hole if I already dug it down the ladder down the ladder ye what does that mean uh it means ye like that oh y Danny out of the way unicorn

Out I don’t care get out go go go go go walk out huh huh unicorn quick save me run what’s happening she has a mind control device don’t do you have a mind control device no did you just sck me in the raining room no yes you did didn’t

You oh no I’m mad at you I don’t I don’t care I’m be mad at me mad at me it away give it to me what no don’t you dare don’t you dare don’t you dare unicorn man ow thank you and this is now mine okay no mind

Control devices for you you T haven’t you learned your lesson it’s a terrible idea when you have mind control devices it’s a terrible idea when you get anything ever that’s point no it’s not it’s just because the first version was bugged was scuffed it was was bad thank

You guys for saving me I was I was going brain dead in there Logan you fit in perfectly you actually helped with the Escape Plan wow um hey hey uh Tina can you um can you uh go and get us some cookies you yeah why not thanks

Tina unicorn that’s so evil all right now let’s go lock this up so it can never be used again yeah go throw in your secret B that we don’t know about cookies I don’t say this enough okay probably because you don’t deserve it probably not but I’m proud of you today

I did it I did something good for one you you really saved the day today come on now we can go enjoy some cookies cookies thank you than thanks Tina anyway let’s get going unicorn that was that was some good work oh yeah hey look

Super fast up the ladder good job and I had to break the door um you weren’t there to hack it so yeah well I mean we probably should just did that at the beginning yeah probably anyway and that was another day at the daycare welcome to another day at Daycare hi by Everyone oh he’s loading the gun okay you can put it away you can put it away uh are you sure you want to you want to keep doing that thing that you’re doing uh yeah no we’re done uh hey question ohy your legs are back to normal thanks

What happened uh yeah I just kind of broke a bone without realizing it oh yeah happens to everybody broke broke a few bones uh actually probably about 15% of my bones yeah anyway uh anyone doing anything fun today uh I’m watching over the daycare with my sniper okay you you watch over

The daycare with your sniper rifle yeah there’s no one here you miss are you doing anything it was just a practice uh nope well Ryan what I’m going to go work on a secret project in my room ooh secret guys I really need to know what the secret project is don’t follow me

Totally going to follow I’ll be back okay have fine yes secret project what’s your secret project I want to know what your secret tell me what your secret prject is okay well you’re not even letting me get a word out oh sorry Ryan yes I’ve um I’ve been thinking mhm

And um while I was thinking I was in my attic sure I was going through some boxes yep and I found this magical W clock watch thing ooh magical watch clock thing what’s it do um well I’m going to test it by asking you to look into it okay I’m looking

Into it keep staring staring into it okay I’m staring into it are you getting sleepy I’m getting sleepy yes now you’re going to close your eyes my eyes are closed and when I say the words Hocus Pocus you are going to want to take me on the most romantic date I’ve ever been

On hus huh was uh I was thinking that I was just going to fix my window cuz you know it’s been broken for a while oh yeah hey tell anyone cuz I knew golden would break it again yeah uhuh uh hey Tina yeah I was thinking we should go on a

Date today you know I’ve never been on like a date before it’s been or it’s been you know just not my thing so uh I want to go on a date really yes and I want you to be my first date of course I will okay cool let’s go down to the Cafeteria oh oh My hey guys I’m going on a date this is I’m out okay so any if we go in here Tina uh this is not good enough not good enough no this is not good enough not at all you don’t want to just sit at like a

Candle at table not good enough Tina not good enough we need only we need the best stuff if it’s going to be a date for me and you so let’s see what we’ll do is here I got it I got this okay so what we’ll do is we’ll take

This this this flip it around wait where are you I’m in the backyard oh take this thing okay now we get some uh oh wa these don’t work right hold on wait wait wait I got got this i got this I got it uh oh are you going to break

The world what probably Oh no just a little bit it’s just a little breaking what was that h on oh okay no that don’t work that don’t work oh well those work fine wow okay so we’ll get some like we get these y yellow like streamers up

Top it won’t let me Place anymore oh wait I was using the wrong ones mm get some you want me to make the lights uh I’m not worried about it this is fine okay this is beautiful yeah get these yellow overhangs two of them Tangled just to make it look a little

More real I guess oh yeah yeah yeah of course I see the realism yeah yeah so then we get a candle and now we put the candle on this so we’ll do this candle here uh it doesn’t like that candle so we’re not doing that can I lied uh it wants this

Candle apparently it doesn’t like any of these candles you need some you need some help apparently yeah the candles just AR not working okay oh there we go got it you probably want to sit on the side here so we can see each other that works

Too okay so uh for our date uh I am going to get some prepared meals I’ll be back oh uh okay okay time to go get those prepared meals uh so let’s go ahead and let’s head on back to the kitchen we’ll make a shortcut in this wall right here just

Faster uh and then we’ll what was I doing again I forget what I was doing hold on wait why am I going out here what is going on what’s even uh Tina yeah what are you anyway uh Tina I forgot what I was going to do and I

Don’t even know why I came here but um I I kind of forget you were going to get us food why was I going to get us food though that’s where oh oh um um um because you looked at this clock I looked at the wow He’s um you’re getting Sleepy sleepy yes and now um oh man is another thing had such a short time limit um let’s see uh when I say Hocus Pocus you are going to want to uh get buried focus focus yeah anyway uh going to get food but uh oh food right food yes let me go get

Food you know I really get ask Tina to marry me or something uh let’s go ahead and let’s get the food and then maybe we can talk about marriage okay so let’s go ahead and jump in here and go grab our oh hey unicorn man hey how you guys doing doing good I’m

Currently uh getting some food and then me and Tin are going going to go get married cool we’re trying wait what what okay there we go and R what wa what hold on I I got important things I got a places to be everyone wait what

What are you and Tina doing Ryan not important huh okay Tina yeah I brought you some steak and potato chips oo I love steak there’s yours steak and potato chips okay cool yummy they’re good right mhm exactly so anywh who um yeah so I was thinking me and you should get

Married wait really yeah I’m thinking me and you should get married what what Goldie um hey Goldie wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I can explain Goldie Goldie uh Ryan stay here toally don’t leave gold okay not leaving what look at this clock you’re getting

Sleepy okay um I got impatient of waiting why is Goldie asleep um no oh I’ll wake upie oh she woke up oh there you are Goldie you fell asleep what happened Mom I don’t know you just were standing there asleep you were taking a nap here

We were wondering why you were taking a nap outside there you are oh hey so what what’s this what’s this thing about marrying oh me and Tina are getting married what what yeah yeah Tina and me want to get married we were thinking about it you know just make sense

M that doesn’t sound right what do you mean sounds right to me sounds really weird not going to lie got this is what Ryan wants yeah um got you got what’s going on hold let me give you Ryan let me give you a checkup come on something’s wrong with you okay yeah

Nothing’s wrong with him uh-huh well it’s not brain sluggs that’s the only thing I know how to check for okay well it’s not brain slugged anyway uh Tina time to start preparing for marriage um I still think this is wrong though what do you mean I

Think uh I think Tina might be doing something with you what no I’m not Tina are you doing something with him I’m not doing anything it’s okay even if she was I’m we’re still going to get married okay anyway uh come on Tina wedding o08 oh yes um here we’ll get rid

Of these gravestones we don’t need these anymore this clock is the best thing to ever happened to Me okay hold on uh here uh Tina hold on you wait here I will wait right here okay let’s see here ah here we Go perfect grab This grab this and we’ll stand right here okay Tina I’m ready oh Perfect Tada and then we get some Tree Top too like a little canopy wow this is perfect I thought you like getting married in a kimona but it’ll work it was all I could find perfect there we go and set okay I’d say this place looks nice

Okay let me go get unicorn man and have him be the person who does the like talking and stuff unicorn I need I forgot about that you all right pal I’m back okay uh unicorn yeah I need you to be the speaker guy at the wedding

Uh I don’t know if I feel very comfortable about that you got it unicorn wait a second okay why is why are we at a wedding place um want to get it you wanted to get married Ryan you want to get married no I don’t why would I want to get married

And look I understand you know I was a little weirded out at first okay but you know what wait I don’t want to get married oh well ran let me just uh explain it to you over here it’s just complicated topic you know if we come

Down here you’ll be able to hear me clearly yeah what’s up oh and I wanted to show you this cool clock oh is nice clock you’re getting sleepy again I don’t think that I can keep up the shade I’m going to get caught Ryan um when you wake

Up you’re going to go back to your normal self but you’re not going to question the wedding stuff um then you’re going to go home and when I say hocus pocus focus H what are we doing down here I just explained right right right okay oh yeah guys

Don’t worry about it the wedding it’s all for like a music video apparently tin is shooting did I did I was I was doing my practice for yeah it it wasn’t real it’s not this is all fake so anyway can I least show you guys the thing I’ve been

Working on yeah actually I got to put back the mountains and stuff they’re probably all Trapped In The Hills now okay we’re leaving I’m leaving I got to go guys and that was another day at yeah welcome back to the daycare cuz I’m back here apparently anyway moving all

Right Goldie now remember okay you never you never want to keep the lighter on too long a it waste lighter fluid and B it’s a fire hazard okay so now you try okay all right all right all right no no no no you missed it no no no water water water

Water water I put it out okay uh no no that’s not how you go camping I I got to go deal with this I’ll be back okay uh don’t forget to fix the flooding problem any who hi everyone everyone’s chasing Danny D hi we’re playing tag what a very simplistic boring game I

Mean yeah but I was just doing it to uh kill some time until you got here right anyway uh let me go make okay it looks like the FL no no no no what I have something that I wanted to show you like what it’s a secret come on I’m in for

Secrets oh all right I mean I know about this I know this isn’t what I’m showing you normally you wouldn’t be allowed in here but today is a special occasion and you want to know why why cuz I went through unicorn me stuff again should you really be bragging about that cuz

I’m pretty sure that’s what got you in trouble last time oh trouble schuble he’s not going to do anything about it see that’s that’s that’s kind of where we just agree but anyways I found this scroll that has a magic spell in it what’s it

Do uh it makes you super strong oh you that me I want to be super strong wa wait wa wa wait wait okay uh so you just stand right there I’ll read on the scroll and then when I finish reading it it should go into full effect

Okay all right so love is patient love is kind once you finish reading this for once you will have oh that’s not how that’s not how that goes oh my reading is bad sorry love is patient love is kind and now you’re in the

Bind did it work did it no do I look any stronger uh no you don’t actually I need to go find unicorn man oh unicorn unicorn man unicorn hold still oh no yeah okay well that’s what happens when you get give me the ligh there you

Are my sweet Plum excuse me what now what the what words just came out of your mouth you just call Goldie your sweet Plum I believe that’s what I PL I think she’s calling you a sweet plum because you’re purple uh okay well I’m not a plum I’m

Unicorn man uh and I guess I’m sweet thank you yeah and you’re also the the love of my life excuse me what um oh you can take this scroll by the way Ry I don’t need it anymore uh yeah mhm unicorn you may want to have a look

At this what is that wait scroll give me that mhm Tina tried to cast some spell on me that she stole from you that would make me super strong and for the record I am not super strong but she is now this why do you keep going through my things

Because I just can’t stay away from you I miss you and you’re away all right but then things like this happen you know what this was no it it it was a love spell yes yes it’s the love spell and let me guess you tried to use on Ryan

She told me it was super strength no [Applause] yes yes yes but it’s okay because now the scroll has shown me that you are the true love of my life yeah yeah yeah okay well here’s the thing okay the uh the scroll was not supposed to work on any

Body except me okay for testing purposes because I knew I knew if I went and used and actually used it on the wrong person I wouldn’t want it to I want I already love myself all right I just want to like throw out that piece of positivity

Right yeah I like that self little self love mhm love yourself you’re the most amazing man with two ends that has ever stepped on this planet all right well okay uh do me a favor and write a 10-page essay on why you love me so much

Ryan can you meet me in the bathroom okay yeah sure uh unicorn how are we going to solve this um I don’t know I wasn’t expect I guess I should have expected it cuz she always goes through my things especially when it involves love potions to be fair

I tried to hide it you know what I mean okay how about this unicorn I got an idea I got an idea what if we just do a bunch of gross things and activities that’ll make her hate you oh like make me repulsive to like have a skunk spray

You or oh oh jeez I don’t know I don’t know if I can can go through with that right I’m telling you we got to do some gross things it’s the only way how about this let’s start off nice and easy okay it just so happens that I have a uh a

Dead a dead body on me don’t worry too much about it just a skull you have a dead body on you what do you mean you can just okay calm down not a dead body just a skull okay now I need you to rub the skull all over your body oh it’s not

Going to smell great but it’s worth it oh it smells like it’s been dead for a couple of days it is only about a thousand years perfect okay now let’s get out there and ruin this spell all right where’s there you are oh were you just sitting out

There well yeah I searched the entire daycare and I couldn’t find the two of you anywhere so the only place you could be that I can’t go as the boy’s bathroom is this what you deal with every day uh yeah anyway uh I also that essay about you overo you really smell right

Now you you stink yeah I do smell really bad right now yeah wow it’s so bad that I would never smell you again oh no someone jumped something smelly on you I’ll go I’ll go prepare a bath right away oh god oh no oh oh jeez okay well

She’s broken the window great Ryan I don’t think it worked yeah um we got to get smellier smellier how do you get smellier than a dead corpse I know I know I know but I have just a thing and it’s in here okay what is this that’s right we’re going to reach

All the way back into the back of the fridge here uh-huh okay I’m not going to be too happy about this but I’m going to have one of Goldie’s month old tacos ooh that’s probably really stinky is that guacamole or mold definitely mold definitely mold oh

Je okay okay okay I’m taking a bite go for it here let me smell your breath I think had garlic and onions on it that is that is rancid you think so all right uh all right uh I’m going to go ask Tina for a kiss and she she hates

It yeah I just breathe in her face M Tina unicorn man Tina hello I’m here oh oh hi I was just preparing the bath for you oh jeez wow thanks I thought you could do a nice s Japanese style you know oh yeah well before I get in there

Um how about um you know uh how’s my breath smell um did you eat something bad for lunch h i just no it smells like that on a normal basis oh yeah yeah yeah on a normal basis Well here here’s a toothbrush and some toothpaste why don’t

You go brush your teeth uh okay wait no no I’m not going to do that well why not cuz he doesn’t brush his teeth that’s right I don’t like to brush my teeth be gone uh hygiene care yeah it’s sparkling you’re so worried about what it could do to the A my

Gosh oh jeez waa I want to go in some of this funny water are you okay yeah yeah yeah I’m okay you were here to rescue me obviously you made sure I was okay with your wish magic which I really appreciate well yeah I don’t want you to

Die or anything death is funny well yeah but I I get it you don’t brush your teeth cuz you’re worried about what it’ll do to the environment we don’t know where all of those old toothbrushes go we don’t know if they actually properly recycle them or not I’ve never

Thought about it until just now thank you so much for pointing it out yeah yeah no problem anyway I’m to finished getting your bath ready so you can just come back whenever you want yeah you go you go do that I’ll be back okay unicorn what do I do I don’t know yet

But I have a new idea follow me this way okay okay here’s what we’re going to do okay we’ll go to the playground where all the dirt is nice and mushy uh and then we’ll just kind of start making you a nice mud hole oh you want me to know exactly where I’m

Going with this yep okay there you go there’s your mud pit get rolling uh right I I don’t know about this one get rolling I don’t really want to go in and roll around in the mud you know what I mean we can always dress you up different yep there we

Go it’s very squishy yep get it all up in the boots and the gloves and the clothes and the suit okay here we go I’m getting into it yeah there you go nice crawl through the mud know it’s kind of really nice for this well you’re not supposed to breathe

In through your mouth that was a mistake oh I knew that uh how do I look how am I am I muddy and perfectly in need for a bath but if you refuse to take the bath that she works so hard while you’re muddy she’s sure to get mad and leave

You right mhm mhm that’s got to be the secret that’s that doesn’t work I don’t know what I’ll do I don’t know either Tina wow you really are muddy unicorn how gross y I just rolled around a whole bunch of mud and you know what I really don’t even feel like taking a

Bath anymore this is so nice um you don’t feel like taking a bath anymore look I’m so dirty and smelly it’s even in my beard look ooh oh I see so you don’t want to take a normal bath you want to take a mud bath I completely understand no no no no that’s

Not what I meant let’s let’s go take my b no let’s not take my bass Tina Tina Tina Tina Tina Tina um I don’t think this is going to work uh you and I you know um right now I mean we can reschedule to a better time no no no I

Mean like forever like you want me to wait forever okay I’ll wait forever no I unicorn you don’t understand there is no getting rid of that persistence um boy how long do you live how long is forever for you I forever unicorn come with me it’s okay unicorn I have an

Idea Mr Crabs unicorn yeah you know what this is over here uh a really badly made Christmas tree this is not just any really badly made Christmas tree this is my really badly made Christmas tree okay okay and I need you to remember that Tina hates this thing so if you were to

Suddenly love this thing it should make her hate you because she liter she her whole thing is she loves Christmas and this is and I don’t like Christmas what oh uh should I not have said that look here’s the deal she likes Christmas and this is basically insulting to any

Person who likes Christmas so if you are like saying wow I love this Christmas tree to her then she’s bound to pretty much tell you off all right if that doesn’t work just tell her you hate Christmas ta oh I’m going to go hide yeah can you meet me in the backyard

Com oh I see you hello can you come over here my little po uh my little Tina poo is that night first nickname that’s so cute yeah yeah what do you you know what else is cute this Christmas tree this Christmas I love the you know

I I in general just really don’t like Christmas you know like it’s just not really my holiday Halloween’s way better can you and then can you say that first part again I said I don’t really like Christmas too much but this tree right here I don’t know it’s doing something

For me you know I’m kind of like looking at it and I’m like wow it’s so good and where’d you go unic C she left you did it she I didn’t she’s gone wo there you are now she’s back with me no no no no

No no no no save me unicorn come on man not my problem come on I just helped you of course your Christmas tree brought me back too that was another day at the uh the day welcome y’all faces back to the academy now you’re probably wondering why in the

Heck are you walking you always take a vehicle in and let me tell you why that’s because today we are doing something a little bit different now for those of you that follow me on Instagram ragy Rocky go follow it you guys know that we put some polls up and are going

To let you guys control one episode of your choice of Academy that’s this one so the first poll we put up was basically between the bathtub or the shopping cart which one should I take into the academy and you guys voted for the bathtub so we’re going to take the

Flying bathtub into the academy now if you would like to participate in some of these interactive uh Academy episodes we guess what you can go ahead and do that all you have to do is download the Instagram app or if you I’m assuming I’m assuming most you have Instagram uh and

Then go ahead and toss Roy Rocky a follow that me so Roy Rocky go give it a follow I appreciate it anyway that’ll let you participate in the future so let’s hop in our tub and let’s get going so as I was saying welcome back to the

Academy oh this is a fast tub and we are slowly flying oh okay we we we went past okay we’ll do a quick turnar around quick flying flying turn here we go flying tub turn around and we’re going in for a landing here we go and and

We’re good we’re good is it going to slow down enough oh there we go perfect oh uh I’m sorry Ryan were you just flying at a bathtub it’s not what it looks like well actually unless you want me to say I was lying about themb in which case I was I

Mean you’re not going to get any repercussions for flying in a bathtub my God okay cool later you’re just going to leave it here yeah hi Darla water’s still warm if you want to take a bath uh hello do you need help I’m a bit busy of course you are Darla hi

Everyone hello what’s wrong K well um you see what last night I was out doing some training with my lightsaber and and unicorn man confiscated it unicorn took your lightsaber EXC wait what yeah he said that there could be no exceptions made to the no weapon rule not even for

Me okay well what if um well I guess we have kind of two options here we can either get revenge on unicorn man like you know maybe turn his office pink or something or or or or blue or we could go on a date just to cheer you

Up um you don’t have a choice the audience voted uh okay so we are going on a date wait really yeah oh that’s so sweet okay well let’s get out of here okay well let’s get going cuz we got to decide what we’re going to do on our

Date now once again we have two choses but first I think we need to uh here let let’s pick a good spot to uh go over oh okay we’ll just take a seat here for a sec okay uh anyway um so okay does that not work anymore there

We go anyway uh so as I was saying uh from here uh well uh we kind of have two more options for our date we can have a nice picnic date right here or we can have a secret mission date where we steal back your lightsaber wait really he would steal

Back My lightsaber for me yep cuz the audience voted 64% of them said that’s what we got to do so that’s what we’re doing today Tina yes okay okay um should we like get like um well I’m pretty sure he put it in the security office so we should go

Scope at the security office and figure out how the heck we’re going to steal it back okay first things first to the security office uh I’m getting on the jet ski oh me too oh backing up a faster way across haha and and D okay so the security office now uh is

Danny on on guard Duty right now I think so he’s usually on guard Duty uh let’s see here buy shopping cart yeah the audience the audience didn’t want the shopping cart so uh we it it doesn’t need to exist oh okay okay here’s the security office yeah Danny is definitely

On duty I can see him through the window already I can also apparently hear him um anyway okay here we go I see him yeah Danny is definitely on duty mhm okay so we have two options here Tina once again we are faced with two different ways

That we can get your lightsaber back now in your style okay you are known to be someone to just kind of walk in the oh you went over here walk in the front door you know kind of like guns of Blazing type of ordeal that’s kind of

Your style now me I would take the sneaky approach oh so what do you think Instagram would pick H I think Instagram Grim would choose lot brow well you’re very incorrect A they want us to go all stealthy come on we got to go wa wait

Wait no no no no no Ryan we cannot we cannot just run in there okay first off’s going to know that it’s us okay second oh well we can’t just run in there yeah that’s what the audience just said we’re sneaking in yeah we got to do

It properly okay first off Danny can’t know that it’s us okay cuz then it’ll rout us out I I don’t think we’re going to get C anyway sneaky I really don’t think we’re going to get caught uh I need those they just disappeared oh okay you

Go there we go okay there now we look all super sneaky secret Miss we we need to find a way in that isn’t the front door even if we know the passcode so let’s start looking around I was thinking maybe I could use this to get up here what if Ryan what if

We dug a tunnel under the the security office into the security room see that would work except unicorn uh already thought about that and reinforced the entire floor with bedrock see you’re I sure you sure got it I’m positive I’m going to check no uh Tina where are you going come on you’re

Just going to run into Bedrock perfect this is what I was looking for Tina see you just need to have a bigger brain look at this baboom I had this set up just in case oo taada and then we can get in the back don’t step on the barb wire okay this

Way okay so this is going to lead us uh to the back room we we should be okay back here is it in here okay okay now this is all the training bows we got to be careful going inside Danny’s going to be right to the left do

You know where he would put your lightsaber in here um ick it up the holding room yeah okay we probably got to crawl here okay okay so crawl with me come on okay he can’t see us if we crawl over here oh okay do you know the code I don’t

Remember it uh I hope I do let’s find out oh my God I do okay let’s go in okay all right now just search through all the crates uh got to be in here some I found it I found it I found it you did Danny’s out Danny’s out about oh no okay

Okay just stay quiet okay he won’t find us I don’t think oh he was just out back I think we’re okay oh no no he’s still on the move I see him okay I heard his door shut quick this is our chance let’s go come on uh okay

Uh okay I think we got to crawl again we got to crawl we got to crawl out of here okay we got to crawl out of here too bad I can only crawl once m here Tina knock on the front door uh take your stuff off and make a

Distraction so I can go at the back oh uh okay I got to get out the front door first though that’s kind of the problem Oh I have a new idea quick uh okay you can’t see me right here um he was looking at the computer go go

Go go go go go go hurry hurry hurry Hur we should be able to get out this way somewhere uh do you have that shovel on you uh yeah I do give it to me here okay perfect we can break through the wall with the shovel oh okay and lightsaber accomplished it’s so

Beautiful we got the lightsaber and okay Tina well now everything is back to normal can you not hit me with that okay quiet down quiet down we still got to get past well first off I I we we still got to get back to the academy and oh Danny’s checking the weapons Vault

Huh he just checked the weapons Vault oh hey Unicorn oh hey how’s it going guys hey it’s going good it’s going great uh uh doing over here by the security office uh no I’m not by the security office I was actually at um the uh science building okay I’m going to Ryan I’m

Going to have you take some time to yourself okay because it’s a big decision okay this is a big decision okay what were you doing near the security office okay well my two options are either I can tell him the truth or I can lie my

Way out of this let’s do the l l uh well you see unicorn I was at the science building uh because Tino was tutoring me because I got a see in science last time oh okay okay yeah right yeah it fell in your pocket now uh

Not only did I I just see your Bandit mask slip out of your pocket uh I don’t know yeah yeah I I of course I have that on but uh I’m not sure if you know this but I have a direct video feed to the security office via my laptop that’s

Really cool that’s really awesome well luckily and I witness both you and Tina break into the security office and steal her lightsaber well excuse me uh no I bet two Ninjas broke in and stole it that seems like something ninjas would do you’re m you guys are wearing the

Same clothes The Masks do nothing told you the masks were a dumb idea hey Ryan Ryan um it was R idea sorry cutie bye what I’ll get her later Ryan you got detention what come on come on Ryan Detention time you know what here I’ll

Uh I’ll escort us via a golf cart that I keep on me at all times you just you keep a mobile golf cart on you now that’s like your thing well this is uh this isn’t like my regular golf cart because it’s not like purple but it’s uh

Just in case kind of thing all right well I hope you enjoy the rest of your day in detention you know if you told the truth Ryan probably would have let you off the hook a little bit you know yeah it’s almost like I didn’t have a

Choice yeah it’s almost like you didn’t have a choice wait what don’t worry about it okay well it’s okay you’ll be nice and uh you’ll be nice and have a lot of company in there uh because Nova’s in there are you kidding me I’m sure that’ll be uh quite a thrilling

Time for both you to kind of B dude let me tell you I cannot I cannot wait I know you know have kind of had like a little bit of a bad streak recently but you know I think if you guys really genuinely sit down and talk and you know

Maybe share some cranberry cream eggs orever cranberry cream eggs who even I meant to say cadberry my bad uh but that’s when does detention look like this oh this is the new detention Hall ever since the the uh I got my prison permissions revoked anyway you’re uh you’re in detention

Now all right uh don’t leave I’ll come by to check on you okay well great now I’m here with Nova which first off who even wants to be here with Nova so uh I can either bother Nova to pass the time or the even better option Escape uh Nova don’t worry what I’m

Doing here I won’t be here long okay let me just let’s see here oh Tina you really think I’m going to let you just take all the flag for getting my lightsaber back Tina I got to get out of here I know I’m going to break you out

Okay we’ll just hit that lever oh that’s easier okay well from here where do I go I can either go hide in the library or I can right you need to make a decision now cuz we got what the heck is going it’s D’s airport we got to go we got to

Go hey what are you doing uh come on what don’t don’t use the boat go see you later don’t make me use my superpowers uh well your superpowers made your voice weird so I’m running Anyway come on you guys better not do me wrong here I’m going to the

Airport are you sure we shouldn’t hide in the library in the secret basement he’ll never check for us there I look Instagram said I had to go to the airport so I’m going to the airport okay ran this is unicorn man I am issuing you one warning to

Stop um I’m stop resisting I’m not resisting I’m uh getting my homework from the science building what no come out of the science building Ryan come out of the science building yep whatever you say Okay quick up here I locked the door okay nice perfect it’s still here

Okay oh my gosh rder are you going to take the plate oh or you can just don’t worry I can get it back okay plus anyway it was a it was a tough takeoff area so we’re good this will be better okay Tina I’ll see you later ah I

Got to avoid detention okay cutie I’ll be waiting back here for you okay and off we by unicor what are you doing with the plane and that was an interactive Instagram day follow me at Ry Rocky day at the