Mind-Melting Minecraft Madness with Crimzon Ruze 🔥

[Music] he [Music] [Music] if we trip of the start line we get back up [Music] n [Music] [Music] ha thanks for the chips Chumps but we can’t eat chips while we’re running we got to keep our legs [Music] pumping thank you Flapjack Jackson and random B hagt and Soo Z laa not your cupcake said ah free message why not raters you were all the worst and totally awful hate you all ruse is the best too I guess well if you say so cupcake investigation go said what up ruse thanks for months of great entertainment can’t wait for tomorrow when we find out what tempered is is that tomorrow I thought that was the day after tomorrow oh no I thought I had another day to cook I better go find out let me check my schedule oh no I’m good I got a day to cook it’s all good the audacity oh I have quite a bit of audacity Within These veins I do like your little uh Pupa profile picture though it’s a good animation did you know Minecraft is the perfect bgm to rereading Homestuck except all to mute you when the music comes up sorry man you’re on the low list of priorities if you mute me so that you could listen to Homestuck music um I’m Banning you tiny dandelion thanks for the gifted membership and congratulations to those of you who are getting free memberships soon soon there will be more membership content but that’s next week don’t worry about it this week ban me you won’t all right well I guess I got to ban you it is what it [Music] is wait why is my music not working [ __ ] hold on wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute I keep forgetting I have another one of these happy four months every stream is a joy but you’re definitely still my least favorite Idol yep a that’s so sweet Wait no that’s very rude of you how dare you Matt says God God’s least favorite bastard is back for another month of hating wait I thought I was God’s least favorite oh no I’m God’s favorite little bastard you’re right you’re right you’re right you’re right I’m just God’s least lady lux’s least favorite bastard tell us says yeah ruse is kind of cool I guess have we already hit four months of people being members holy [ __ ] wild anyway thanks for four months and Ari said 4 months yippee okay we’re all caught up nice great job we all did it everybody we all did it oh no he knows puparia it’s true I do I know all about you Pupa pan nice try did I just turn puparia in a Homestuck joke yeah I did so I can go back to being your least favorite you’re welcome I free you of the shackles rat bastard thanks for being a little rat what do we do you killed my family you burned my house down what do you mean what did you do I never know what to do with these messages so hey I guess oh [Music] this is getting kind of awkward huh I hope eye contact doesn’t make you you know extended eye contacted silence doesn’t make you uncomfortable because uh I think it’s funny [Music] anyway I won’t lose yes you will hi ingred I see you [Music] there wait why the alien jard profile make sure uh four months yippee thought i’ let you know your drag is do a tupon is still surviving in my party despite being 15 levels down it’s cuz he’s a champion he’s Unstoppable unbreakable I’ve been trying to play behind the scenes on my own time but I haven’t had a ton of time to do that get behind I guess thanks teeth stop looking at me with those big old no you Su oh that’s Rudd I can’t believe you just come in here and say that to me has anybody ever told you that your profile picture looks like it’s eating a joycon from a switch oh I’m caught up Ploy don’t you worry about that remember for four whole months how you doing today R any cooking happening oh yeah do I I do it a little I mean I don’t want to say what I’ve been cooking but I’ve definitely been cooking a little bit here and there you know things are on things are on the stove they’ve been sitting there they’ve been they’ve been getting a little a little toasty a little warm I’m going to pull it out when it’s just right but right now instead of cooking I’m going to take us over to Minecraft and we’re going to go get diamonds by my word we will get diamonds here’s what we’re doing today we’re playing a little bit of Minecraft I’m tired of building in the moment I’m built out I will be doing more building at some point but today I want to go on an adventure so I’m going to make an enchanting table and I’m going to enchant my gear because I think I’m like level 35 or 40 or something and I want to get some diamonds I’m tired of not having diamonds I have found a total of three whole diamonds my entire time on this server despite I don’t know how many Minecraft streams probably a dozen now um and this whole peasant roleplay thing where I pretend to be a poor peasant on a farm It’s Quickly becoming a reality and I’m tired of it so uh I’ll tell you what I’m going to get diamonds and if I don’t come back with diamonds after you know mining for like let’s say I’ll give myself two hours to get diamonds if I don’t get diamonds by the 2our mark I’ll do some sort of botu how’s that sound is that fair but if I do get diamonds by The 2our Mark um you have to what would make you mad [Music] uh I’m Banning everyone no uh RS says hi re thanks for being my first Oshi ever no no no no no no I’m your I’m what I’m the I’m your kuso oi I’m the [ __ ] do not be kind to me you know what if I find diamonds you got to be mean to me you got to be an [ __ ] if I find diamonds inin two hours you’re going to have to be a dick that’s just how it is we go back to hating each other we we go back to the way things were meant to be thanks for the GI chips SN hi F tree I see your little is that like a little guy with weird weird eyes and a hug let ruse cook oh I’m cooking alive alive olive olive that’s Olive no doubt that’s a funny way to spell Olive thanks for the diamond Aron happy four months you’re welcome treky and now will plague you for as long as you live thank you adiki okay let’s get back into it Shiro V says [Laughter] sorry huh oh it’s epie time hold on K oi tier okay I’ve got way too much [ __ ] on me so let’s put some stuff down real quick before I for Gore because I will for Gore I’m just going to toss it all in here anything I don’t really need I mean I’ll keep a hold of this just so I have something to build with while I’m down there just in case everything else I’m really just going to kind of you know lacad desically throw in here I’m not going to organize anything cuz I just want to get moving I could have swore I had more torches than this H oh I’m going to need to make another pickaxe or two before I go as well but that is a problem for later oh no not the H Su curs or [ __ ] I forgot to change it back anyway bubblegum Patty bubble gum Patty really rolled in here and said uh ah oh junk drawer beloved sounds like the Trader’s still out there traitor that curs staying for the rest of the month ain’t it it might don’t test me where did I put my torches I thought I had a ton of torches four months of chaos I’m here to kill chaos ears to our fave cruso ooshi that’s me Rosco thanks for the raid and welcome in gamer what are you getting up to what were you playing today and are you excited for our uh our or was what what are we playing later Goose Goose goose goosing we’re playing the goose game yeah we’re playing the game with the geese that’s what’s happening hold on you know what I got to I got to mod you at some point so I can spot you easier cuz you get lost you get lost where’d you go where’d you go does Rosco have a fan name I didn’t even I don’t even [ __ ] was it the The Rascals the the Ros the Ros Ras skaters the huh I’m going to say rosals yeah I’m so smart never mind I did remember it I’m a genius I’m a genius we’re fine I’m so smart I thought I forgot it am I allowed to mod Rosco like some sort of conflict of interest thing is that like a did you just mod sod from somewhere else maybe I just do whatever I want I’ll do it if I get a bonk later that’s okay where’d you go I don’t when I see you in chat I’ll do it I’ll remember I’ll probably maybe remember anyway what were you Gamers doing doing today what were the Ros scals up to rosals no you can you’re allowed okay okay cool there you are you little [ __ ] dude I’m so hyped for Goose goose duck but why but why no I’m just kidding bam done got it fixed it now I will spot your name no matter what easy peasy okay I’ve got to go get my music real quick stardo oh stardo I haven’t played that in a long while I don’t know why I keep bouncing off star I want to like it I really really really do I’ve tried to get into it four times and that’s more chances than I usually give a game and I still really want to but I just feel like all I end up doing is I go down to the dungeon over and over and then I’m like that’s all I do I’m like I enjoy the dungeon that’s what I’m here for I forgot to put on my music didn’t I hold on let me go grab my music real quick uh I will be right back one second anyway tell me how star you went in the meantime Gamers got BL Blu sounds what is that mean what does that mean what is that Melody anyway I’ll be right [Music] [Music] back okay be right back I’m only here for the mines [ __ ] yeah [Music] [Music] [Music] huh [Music] don’t worry I’m back sorry I’m yapping I’m yapping let me Yap ruse we can’t hear you ruse we’ve got our airpods in oh wow thank you R really said here flicked a [ __ ] quarter at my head and said listen dumbass sorry sorry I didn’t realize you had your airpods in is that the Navy Seals copy past it yeah it’s right there see it and my place is beautiful God damn it’s so peaceful without him you hate me wow what a Scenic what a scenic view I truly have made a most beautiful Farm but we got to get back to the tavern R if we don’t hear yep we get a separation anxiety well get anxious I guess I don’t [Music] know the view the right bye shirro oh Ora how did you remember that holy [ __ ] oops I’m late what the hell happy 4 months you’re wonderful ruse no take backs I’ll fight you also love you too raters um yikes but okay fair enough thanks for four months I guess Dynamic s did the best the best said two months for this absolute yapper I get a condescending condescending why are you like this I was born that way I was born wrong I’m built wrong built different I unfortunately enjoy your Yapp I’m sorry tofu you’ll get better one day watching this my friends who aren’t into vtubers and you were muted how unfortunate now they think you’re a boy failure hey I got news for your friends who aren’t the vtubers um if anybody’s ever a vtuber for any reason like if they it’s somehow made whatever like series of absolute fuckups that you need to make to become a like vtuber as your professional occupation you are automatically a boy failure it’s it’s part and partial to the gig like if you if you landed your ass here you [ __ ] up wait a minute wait a minute what am I wrong you’re going to look at me and tell me that I’m wrong real I need more food oh never mind let’s go aad and make ourselves like oh I don’t know three iron pickaxes I want a new iron sword maybe two iron swords just to play it safe and do I want an iron shovel sure and do I want anything else let’s make one more iron axe shall we okay cool that’ll work and then I need more iron armor so I need this and I need this and I need a helmet and I’m going to need uh a shirt and a shirt is built like so and then a helmet is built like so okay the boy failure life chose you Mr negative one luck very true very true my life is a nightmare an endless cacophony of vtuber [ __ ] [Music] [Music] ah [Music] [Music] wait a minute I might just be a genius did you see how quickly I got that done God damn see the VA unit this and who was her sister the Wicked Witch of the East bro the Wicked Witch of the East you’re going to look me look at me and tell me that I’m wrong are you serious grow up dude grow up sorry I didn’t tell you guys but I’m actually the guy who made that tick no I’m just kidding I’m the guy who made that vine yeah I I became a vtuber surprise [Laughter] no get educated dude oh wait I have diamonds where oh I stole those ones that doesn’t count I stole those from uh I might I maybe maybe maybe stole those from Octavio a long while ago [Music] is that how you do a shield ah [ __ ] I forgot how to do a shield um pardon me I would love a shield thank you quite yes yes s uh what else do I need let’s see I’ve got I’ve got my pickaxe I like to keep in my for slot I’ve got this I got my regular ax I got my sword I would love a torch I think I want torches next let’s get that out of the way get that over there anything that’s not equipment is just Building Material could go over here equipment goes here backup sword backup pickaxe backup pickaxe [Music] Shield I think all my uh coal is sitting around inside these little furnaces and stuff yeah ooh free potatoes hey yo why you yelling my volume was on Max hey Chile don’t ever put your volume on Max in the Stream you know better you know better than that are we spelunking today oh you better believe we’re spelunking we’re just we’re not just doing regular amounts of spelunking we are spal lunan I’m going to be the the the uh Space Jam the new one the bad one I’m going to be the Space Jam of spelunkers I’m going to stretch my arm deep into the Earth like some sort of [ __ ] up cartoon character and then I’ll probably say a really bad oneliner that only like really out of touch adults would find funny and then I will grab a diamond from deep within the Earth hey ruse you’ve made your feelings clear on different types of Weaponry but how do you feel about shields As Weapons both in the real life and in fiction in fiction they are almost always incredibly poorly handled and represented wrong in real life Shields are as much a weapon as they are a defensive item they are big sheets of you know wood and sometimes metal that are used for pummeling people directly in the godamn teeth they hurt they are not just for blocking they should be used in tandem with your weapon and are they themselves a NE Implement for doing damage that’s how I feel about shields I like Shields we’re going deep you better believe it brand flakes those flakes are branded trademark so Captain America uses it more accurately minus throwing it like a frisbee yes Captain America uses Shields actually Captain America is surprisingly good example of somebody using a shield aggressively yes Shields or bucklers I like Shields bucklers are cool but I just don’t think they’re aesthetically as interesting I think bucklers can be cool though uhoh my frames my frames my R I like what Shields are used in Turtle formation says uh FAA kidonia yeah I’m not a big you know what’s funny is despite having many Roman Empires that I think about all the time one of them is not the Roman Empire I don’t really think about the Roman Empire much I don’t much care for that era of like human history I don’t care about that era of warfare and I don’t think Rome or Greece were like really all that cool the City State’s part of it was kind of cool I guess but I don’t think about Rome much at all and I don’t really like the whole hoplight aesthetic or the the Centurion stick but it could be cool I guess it has its place Arisha thanks rator for two months and is that a is that a delicious miso bun wow thanks for popping in don’t mind if I take just one little boy himo himo ha wait ha hatsu or is that t Tatsu T I don’t know who knows hey I found where I’m going lucky me right by my farm is this giant [ __ ] Chasm hold on I got to drink I got to have a little sip of my stamina potion hi Moni what time period do you like you know 1200 1400s 1600s could be okay that’s when armor got really interesting but um it’s varied it changes is that lapis oh yeah I was going to enchant some [ __ ] wasn’t I I forgot you seriously going all the way around big guy thank you now sit down I did not bring Zephyr on this trip because I fear losing Zephyr and I cannot imagine myself getting another set of enchantments quite like that so I’m going to do this uh on my own did I just destroy that I think I destroyed that uhoh I might need to use iron time well spent for hearing this guy Yapp it for 4 months are you sure about that you putting that are are you going to put that on your resume are you are you committed to assuming that was a good use of your time cuz I feel I feel like listening to me Yap has to be some sort of like some sort of like uh purgatory esque space right woohoo got my lapis all right let me out let’s get uh let’s get exploring I’ve actually done nothing in this Cavern next to my farm so I’m pretty curious about what it might look like on the inside I always like exploring these Caverns that are near nearer to your main base cuz I think it uh in a way it’s part of your base right it’s part your home you haven’t truly explored your home unless you’ve explored the caves near your home I felt I thought this is about to turn into midnight Crew song I thought thought I was about to hear like a make her a m of the midnight crew ran kaai no no incorrect Ruru son no Sama Kuai thank you Mushroom King listen I like mushrooms but you don’t have that you have not CED enough favor to call me Kawaii my Roman Empire is dragons I love dragons what kind of dragons do you like I’m a sucker for Western dragons the classical burns down your town and is a big like kodo dragon with wings dragons that shoots fire uh but I also like Drakes and stuff like that and I think Eastern dragons can be interesting but they tend to be a little more friendly and eh that’s okay but it’s not as fun as the birds down your town kind of dragon to me I think a part of me yearns for an enemy that I can like classify as strictly bad or dangerous that I am allowed to fight without impetus because I feel like Eastern dragons are are they themselves you know they’re they’re uh usually very intelligent and very uh uh typically I feel like they’re good right they’re of good so it’s hard to like justify going out and like fighting an Eastern Dragon unless you’re a bad guy what do you think about large scale wyverns I think wyverns are cool are we talking about dragons with no arms just like their wings are their arms cuz I think they’re cool I’m late I’m late I’m going to get these goddamn diamonds if it’s the last thing I do I will find the how much time do I have left I have an hour and a half okay no batsu for me baby I’m getting these diamonds batsu for you I like trogdor says aen trog door trog door trog door that rings a bell that reminds me of something that’s some sort of ancient internet meme uh trog door uh tror tror debor that’s the one I says four months yay my birthday’s in two days may I ask for a bday song from rurusama also white dragons are already in D and D yes yes they are did I say they weren’t or something did I was I talking about what dragons anyway yeah white dragons are pretty cool they’re interesting I think they’re I think they’re fun they’re fun little beasties do you want a birthday song I will give you one Birthday song it goes like this um [ __ ] what’s my birthday song for you hold on hold [Music] on Happy happy birthday to you for being around on the day that you evacuated the womb It’s Your Birthday song today because birthday’s fine away happy happy happy day yay congrats Amy go away ow you dick very rude bad bad stay down there bad why am I grabbing coal no I’m was of time I need to get to these diamonds as fast as poss oh oh I know I’ve got a Batu for you I’ll tell you what I I I was thinking you know maybe that kind of Batu is not good enough maybe you guys had to be mean to me asn’t a good enough Batu cuz it Doesn’t motivate you guys to make to cheer me on to find diamonds uh yay thank you Rama also sorry I meant deadly as in D and oh I see fair enough thank thank you and happy early birthday to you uh here’s your batsu if I find diamonds in 2 hours you have to be mean to me if I don’t find diamonds in two hours here’s a Batu for everyone [ __ ] I’m going to I’m going to stop streaming and I’m going to hand it over to Azure [Laughter] ruse oh [ __ ] this little [ __ ] aha idiot aha [Laughter] no no yeah you’re welcome you’re welcome rigged that’s not fair life’s not fair you better hope I find those diamonds you better find a way to you better find a way to help me find those diamonds you better turn on your wall hacks you better do something hey ruse I know an easy way you can find diamonds so you go to the other member’s house you check their chest oh wait a minute that’s pretty big brain oh God we’ve got an emergency resers yeah you better really put your hearts into it you better start cheering you better pray ow you dick crit wa here’s a diamond isn’t that crazy wait those diamonds are kind of wait a second those diamonds are kind of aure [Laughter] colored I support Azar’s what I’m sorry what was that thank you for the delicious soup so so I support Azar’s Esports valerant dreams I will switch this stream to valerant in a heartbeat don’t test me I know I’m not allowed to do that for like reasons but I will turn this stream off and I will turn on a valerant stream in a [ __ ] heartbeat don’t [ __ ] test me I’ll make you regret it you better start praying to whatever Gods you believe in or don’t believe in that I find these diamonds don’t do it okay get some diamonds my guy did you just thank you for the Crim zupa I don’t know that that makes me any more likely to find a diamond but you know what I’ll put some goddamn pep in my step right now the least I can do is give you a fair shake to spare you this great evil I’m going to get moving I’m going to get as deep down in this cave as I can no worries uh hey I support Azar’s therapy funds you better support everybody else’s therapy they’re the ones who need it you better not like azerus how dare you Wolf Rain how dare you say that thanks for the soup Gamers I tolerate Azure you what tell us no I thought you had better chaste than that all right let’s keep moving I got to I listen a Crim zupa came through I’ve got to put a fair I’ve got to put Fair effort into this I guess Jimmy’s right you really do have e boy bur deep down within here’s a secret for you hip hiip Ray everybody from here to to the furthest [ __ ] ring to the spookiest most [ __ ] up Dimension full of just tentacle monsters everybody ever has a little bit of EB boy deep down inside it’s just waiting for the right moment we’re all like the Joker once said we’re all just one really bad day away from being an EB boy my father was an EB boy he was a skibby toilet e boy with no RZ and he uh one day he comes home in my hey thank you for the delic Azure R fan CL did you just say that you just type that with your whole chest you don’t you don’t feel any shame any embarrassment doing that huh interesting yeah when the Joker said that remember when the Joker said everybody’s just one really bad day away from being an EB boy I remember that classic line from uh it was the the Dork Knight I remember that one yeah trip Stone it’s good for a lava Farm I don’t need lava Farms cuz I don’t need lava hey happy birthday CAD stop distracting him this is serious good good I’m glad you’re putting the level of uh Dess on this that it deserves let us go see if we can find some diamonds oo a little bit of uh a little bit of lapis lazuli I would also love to find a little more redstone on down here actually I got to be careful if I get blown off this Edge I’m super [ __ ] uhoh hey diamonds if I could survive getting down to that deep dark we not need to not get blown off this Edge and also to get down there and get that safely here we go sorry azero liers looks like you’re [ __ ] you should have set a harder goal if you wanted Azure ruse don’t know what to tell you nah sucks to [Laughter] suck it’s not my fault you guys set terrible terrible rule sets for the botus oh thank God dig Rose dig I’m going to get down listen I’ve got an hour and a half to get down there it’s going to be okay give me a second I just want to get a little bit of iron while I’m here all right don’t worry hunteress Dian I’ve got [Music] time happy four months you o God there’s so much iron down here this is great this is actually really nice I’ve been I’ve been craving iron I never feel like I have enough mostly cuz I want to be able to use it in my builds aside from just using it as gear [Music] and before he gets blown uh blown off the edge by a creeper right before he gets to the diamond what do you think I have negative one luck nice try Kai ha nice try Midori ow we didn’t even set the rules though well I don’t know what to tell you I guess you should have set the rules that that shows you why you need to have a a more go getet or take charge attitude sorry it is what it is it be so funny if you lost track time and missed the 2our mark would that be funny that sounds like azero support propaganda to me boys get the heavy flamethrower okay here here I got an idea I got an idea listen we’re only half an hour in we got to keep tensions hot and I want to make it fair to the Azure ruse enjoyers how about this watch this watch this how about this how about this as a rule the diamonds need to safely make it back to the tavern if I don’t make it back in the 2hour mark it doesn’t count how’s that sound is that fair do you got do we agree to this rule set now are you guys going to complain if I win with that rule set eh no no don’t make it fair oh don’t make it fair okay okay okay so I need to find 10 diamonds and I need to get back to the tabern is that unfair enough for you more plus one Luke for plus one Lux suit for you God strongest Soldier thank you I’m kidding I’m kidding I’m not going to find 10 diamonds that’s too much I’m just [ __ ] with you wasn’t even worried about it for a second that was so easy predictable nice try creeper it’s j no four months woo [Music] yippy who said make it 20 what the hell watch me crit on the last shot never mind okay well at least I didn’t get a wasted crit I guess so much iron I’m loving this five is reason five is a lot of diamonds guys there’s one Diamond down there to get me started you want me to five five find five that’s like a lot to ask for there’s one Diamond down there to get me started and you want me to find five I don’t know about that plus I have to deal with the warden possibly be down there this guy can’t even find 10 diamonds listen I have a very limited time frame to find these diamonds in and you want me to find 10 diamonds that’s ridic what do I get if I find 10 diamonds nah no no no no no no I don’t I don’t think so I don’t think that’s possible you’re just trying to set impossible goals to get your little stinky Azure boy out here I don’t think so nice try Crimson use a bucket to get down I am no coward Robin I do not believe in in bucket stratagems I only dig down I do it the dwarvish way or I don’t do it at all you get our undying H well that’s pretty good keep talking sweet in the pot let me hear what else you got you got any bugs you can give me do you have like a little Cricket in your pocket or something maybe or like a I don’t know a house spider that won’t leave your corner if you get 10 diamonds Azar rou is officially sent to the Moon oh and I’ll never see him again I could see that close the app miss things is there bots here or no there will be if I don’t get back with diamonds how’s that sound I got to get diamonds and get back to the tavern with them in two hours the most efficient way is to dig to negative 54 and do strip mining boo efficiencies for chops that’s the mentality of iron farms and I don’t do that either hold on I need to eat this bread bud how do you like lady if you include a ladybug in the pot I will accept it that’s a that’s a fair no I’m just kidding I’ll tell you what we’re not going to we’re not going to do the 10 diamonds that’s too many diamonds I will try to find what’s a reasonable amount of diamonds can you stop I just want to mine idiot there will citrine ruse ever see the light of was it citrine ruse there for the entire orbs show citrine’s made a few uh you know a few movements here and there okay I think it’s time we stop listen there’s a lot of iron on here I could be getting and I love Iron oh wow those sun rays are beautiful um there’s a lot of iron up here and I would love to get more iron but I do need to get down there and get started on the diamonds it’s already been 45 minutes I’ve got about an hour and 15 minutes left to get down there get the diamonds and get out let’s do it five is reasonable there’s usually other diamonds near by when you find them would you all right we can’t keep changing the rule set I don’t want to change the rule set anymore I’ll tell you what we we’ll find the middle ground the middle ground here is going to be I I will find uh three diamonds and I’ll make it back with them deal I think we can all agree three is a good number that’s a pickaxe is worth of diamonds what what does that mean we hate you snun what did you just say to me holy [ __ ] uh deal deal deal great all right let’s do this let’s get down there and get those diamonds man these statites hanging from the ceiling are so cool do you even remember where you saw it yeah somewhere down here I got to kill this witch though so I can take the waterfall down um or I could dig a path down I guess to be safe can we pay you in cicas maybe where are you going [ __ ] what was it worth it idiot what the [ __ ] all right anyway see if you can find a uh diggable path down I would like to build some sort of ladder or staircase down if I can what the hell is that oh it’s a bunch of lapis hello Mr creeper goodbye forever see you in hell damn there’s really no path down there huh wait this might be it okay this might be the way this is the way do it you won’t I feel like been laying torches all over this Cavern and for some reason I’m still getting a ton of spawns and I mean like not a normal amount it’s a lot of spawns o gold Don’t Mind If I Do how Nightmare how nightmarish would it be to fight zombies on a waterfall in a pitch black Cavern do we think the uh warden’s down here cuz this is uh maybe a really really bad idea to just drop down like this I feel like this is kind of a bad idea what do you guys think I feel like this might not be the the wisest move it seems iffy but as long as I don’t step on this [ __ ] ra what scared the piss out of me okay so let’s try not to piss off the warden and just don’t step on anything and uh everything will be fine oh that’s one of those little sensor thingies okay so where were the diamonds I think they were over there somewhere okay so as long as I don’t step on the actual blocks give me that I want that give me that give me giveme givee giveme giveme give me give me okay oh you know what I should do let me set on my uh little mood lighting since we’re here spooky careful SpongeBob careful nothing thank you for 4 months as an axhole and thank you for the delicious diamonds those ones don’t technically count toward my total but I will keep them in mind and I understand now which side you’re on and I I can at least assure myself that you have good taste you know what sometimes that’s enough for me why is this block glowing underneath is that just a bunch of that little glow fungus yep okay never mind chat I’m scared Don’t Be Afraid FL it now if I run I’ll die you’re just trying to get Azure in here I see you aen I see your mind you’ll take the rur on I see your mind as Asen you want the stream for yourself you’ll take the stream to Azure you’ll betray us all hen Asen I’m sorry as come back what have I done what have I done all right so don’t step on the funky goo don’t step on the fun [Music] goo quiet now I have no pants to offer you while you spooked my cave noises is thank you Dragon ice spe Bruiser there they are careful SpongeBob careful suu suu D Daka Daka no h that’s two diamonds baby wo one to go let’s look around a little bit shall we uh starting to look like it’s all coming up Ru it’s all coming up Crimson baby Suki uh Donnie Suki Donnie oh God I got to get back into my JP studies it’s time I think once we’re done with this week and I’m done cooking it’s time to really get back into that in Earnest along with a couple other things I want to pick up exercising again because I I’ve always been like oh I’ll let my job exercise me you know like I mean I’m I’m hunting beasts I’m throwing like supplies around I’m loading wagons and unloading wagons and in the past that’s been enough but I want to make sure I stay relatively fit so I think it’s time to pick up exercising on the regular again maybe I’ll do some sort of ring fit streams or something um taste the goo for science I don’t know about that Deputy I don’t know about that one wait what’s walking around oh it’s the bats three diamonds is good good luck be careful I haven’t found three yet I found two but I want to find three so we’re going to keep looking around all right how are we looking ooh we’re filling up on inventory space first of all can I turn these into blocks I can’t okay no I have to have a hole okay okay that’s fine that’s fine um metal pipe sound effects oops sorry again sry I’ll be silent now sry the guardian doesn’t notice wow thanks kamimi you’re so you’re so stealthy ringfit ASMR win I don’t know about ASMR uh that would probably just be a lot of weird heavy breathing and like suffering on my part um so that’s not really ASMR that’s just pain and also probably really uncomfortable cuz it’d be a lot of like especially with that [ __ ] stupid 3D 3DO you just be getting a lot of like in your ear nobody wants that ruse first of all it’s ruse Sama could I try this please read this in Japanese slowly n is that how who knows I tried sorry that’s the best I got oh [Music] spooky can I break these without them knowing probably not right well maybe it was a prank please God it was a joke it was a joke it was a joke sh sh shut up shut up I need one more Diamond uh I really don’t want to cross this pool of lava that feels like an unnecessary risk maybe we’ll try to go that way and see what we can find without pissing off any funky little Wardens [Music] that’s really pretty actually I kind of want to build with this stuff I really like it it’s really pretty maybe I’ll come down here and farm it at some point wardens can be killed by punching them 500 times that’s see seems pretty doable I can do that does this go anywhere maybe I can go underwater and see if I can find some diamonds no uh okay oh wait a minute what this okay this seems promising let’s check here the hell gravel by my lava pools well I guess guess you could say this is a little bit of a game of [Music] moment very Castle in the Sky I was thinking very land of wind and shade and or very uh waterfall area from dundertale but you know my brain is very uh video game and Homestuck rotted so that’s on me uh H H wait no no no no no no no no no no no that says man man man Maya Maya Maya what the hell does that mean [ __ ] am I an idiot God my woo my herana reading has gotten Rusty oh I’m sending sound waves I was like what’s happening I got to go I got to go I’m sending sound waves up to the uh sensors above me I was like what’s that light bless Mina oh Mina not Mina there we go s says um SA who knows or is that cha or is that raah Ramen tabai oh I truly am a [ __ ] idiot diamond oh but it’s above a sensor H but diamond maybe I can just kind of sneak up there and get it real quick what is that what’s that block right there that’s a weird looking block wait try this one okay mean meina uh guy two two [ __ ] uh Mina Mina guyu uh what is that one is that n two hold on I’ve got a two let’s see that’s usually T so is that day hey what’s that sound [Music] what is [Music] that whoa whoa whoa whoa what whoa whoa whoa oh [ __ ] oh there’s another one of them right here what is this why’ it do that you guys think I could just rush up there grab the diamonds and run up the waterfall and get the hell out of here h [Music] [Music] I mean the bat’s gone so theoretically I can do it now as long as I’m quiet about it right can I mine that block the screamer [Music] [Applause] [Music] thingy h [Music] sh steady now what is [ __ ] off B there’s another one I was like how is this happening sh here we go is every ready ah third Diamond easy peasy so if I break that can you not hear me anymore h I’m going to break it and [Music] see okay hey no more screaming yay I kind of want to keep them can I keep them oh I can’t keep um can I keep this type of block if I break it a man I guess I have to go back down here with other tools maybe I need a shovel or a hoe or something sorry guys I didn’t mean to make so much noise around you what the hell is that that’s another one of those little screamer guys cool Co cool cool cool um cool well that’s our three diamonds so now I’ve got an hour to get back up there which means I can kind of probably afford to just [ __ ] around and go do some mining go do some work get some more iron yeah not bad Gamers not bad oh Jesus Oh that music scared the [ __ ] out of me this Cas is so pretty actually all right well let’s try to get up there without dying if we can ooh more lapis n says I don’t know Minecraft but still feel comp okay then to pick a God and prey that hurt thanks for the delicious magenta sua wow you almost got me killed wow that was scary I was weeding and I almost died to skelington M iron okay so now to be greedy and go get whatever it is that I want yay I get to do what I want now uh but you do have your I do get delicious soup out of this I did almost die but I do get delicious soup so really I mean I guess I’m still winning here W look at Sunray filtered through that water damn we know where the surface is now judging from the Rays of sun coming coming in from that cave over there which means I am safe to just mine around this area a little bit is there an easy way up to that little ledge I guess not shame um oh that’s pretty isn’t it though rou you got to go no I’m fine I still got time in fact I’m doing pretty [ __ ] good on time [Music] oo is that iron I spy with my little eye don’t mind if I do I love a little iron hey you little freak get out of [Music] here if you don’t complete the batsu we can torture uh we can torture us with Azar for another hour that’s true low tide but I also don’t have to tolerate Azure ruse’s presence or you know uh saying horrid [ __ ] or playing valerin if I don’t do the batsu so really I’m kind of good to go challenge mode get 10 diamonds and then get to the I have an hour left it took me an hour to find three diamonds in what world do you think I find 10 diamonds in my last hour while dealing with I assume the warden no no no no no no no that is fool’s mode you’re trying to get me to take a Fool’s Quest I think not you can’t trick me in a world where you’re cool it’s okay everyone as long as you do say something like watch this then we’re all good oh yeah watch this ow you dick that ow that really hurt this hurts quit it you guys are really tearing me up ha Lady Luck has nothing on me I’m unstoppable see this is let this be a lesson you raters no matter how bad your luck is no matter how much fate seeks to [ __ ] you over and and ruin your life at every possible turn it’s up to you to grab Destiny by the balls and twist and I have done this today take that lady luck no one dictates how I live my life no one oh hello everybody never know what to say in these will a bug do absolutely Lane thank you thank you for the for the bug I accept this gift with all of the uh humble ah humble energy I can muster which to be fair isn’t really a lot but you know I mean it’s it’s the attempt was made well are there any scary monsters up here oh it’s watery above me oh no it’s all it’s all all gravel up the ah I say i s I’ll get it now I understand hello [Music] SAR are you guys ready to witness the most historic and important Escape of a dungeon or I mean of a mine with diamonds that you’ve ever [Music] seen what oh yes absolutely [Music] good ah wait am I out of carrying space I think I might be no I’m still good I still got room okay cool cool cool cool cool I’ve got room for seconds let me have a little more iron hey there sport go ahead your turn my turn your turn my turn yeah okay cool that’s what I’ve been waiting for uh that’s what this is all about he still got the home Stu Cur on what where no I don’t you’re lying you’re making that up woo do I want to go down there grab two more diamonds real quick five diamonds how much time do I have left got 50 minutes I could get two more diamonds I could go up to five and then no more Nays could ever talk to me again five diamonds H would that be the ultimate middle finger to Lady Luck that could be good that could be funny ruse I beg of you don’t do it no no I see that my haters are afraid of My Success I see that the haters don’t want to see me succeed always trying to keep a totally regular average human down always trying to tell me that I had to succumb to the whims and wills of some malevolent entity that has determined that I be cursed with negative one luck my entire life well I say no I say that I will not have my life decided by some [ __ ] petulant capacious entity from beyond the stars I’m going to go find an extra Diamond don’t insult Lady Luck Lady Luck can kiss my ass watch this in fact I’m feeling pretty lucky today let’s do it woo that’s the way yeah a little bit of gold Don’t Mind If I Do all right let’s leave a little trail of torches so we know where we’re going um go get that other Diamond you glorious bastard just don’t get warded yeah Foo that’s what I’m talking about that’s the level of believe in me that I’m looking for let’s do [Applause] it woohoo [Music] [Music] uh-oh ow we believe in you you crazy bastard thank you let us all of us hold hands and pray for the downfall of all gods on all Kings this is going to be the heroic story this is going to be the day you all remember this is going to be the most memorable moment in my life where I prove once and for all that life is what you make of it sit down peasant you cannot stand in the way of my glorious glorious Victory ha a diamond I am blessed yes yes no Gods no Kings no luck just ruse and the Iron Will of mankind sit down [Music] [Laughter] oh today is the [Music] day face your death you babies zombie [Music] oh all right here we go Gamers easy EST win of my life life hell yeah Chile let’s go oh [Music] interesting oh [Music] the arrow bouncing back and sticking in his [Laughter] skull oh hello a on my lapis good night okay this area holds no more interest to me though I guess this deep Slate’s pretty cool too I should start doing some deep slate mining at some point cuz I really really really like the bricks it [Music] makes but today is about precious ores not about Stones today is not about Aesthetics and building today is about Victory and proving that I am stronger than Destiny [Music] [Music] ah oh an Enderman that could o that could have went poorly all right we should definitely leave a little trail of torches so we know which way is back which is that way and then we need to find one more itty bitty little diamond diamond diamond hello diamonds do one more diamond for my incredible Victory it would be just like me to die right before I got my final Diamond to be at the point of Victory I you guys I don’t know who’s uh been watching my Twitter at all but the other day oh yeah nice try chump but yesterday I posted a uh a little salty run back I did to kill death and dead cells um and I did kill death and then during that run I got a god build and got to a boss I’d never seen which are like these triplets like it’s a triple boss that chases you across an entire level and then all three tag team you as the final boss and I made it to the very end killed two of them and had one of them down to one hit before I killed them and then I died on the very last swing like as I was clicking to finish them it was the saddest moment of my life and a godun unlike any other I’ve ever had and will probably never be able to repeat and uh that’s great that is just my typical luck and in a way this is my therapy this is my my my [ __ ] you to that luck I recorded it I might post it later maybe I’ll do it as like a membership post or maybe I’ll do it on Twitter I don’t know yet but I’ll show you how close I was to winning it was nuts anyway that’s five diamonds baby with 40 minutes to spare I got more than enough time to get the hell out of here ow guys stop ow stop guys [ __ ] [Music] off ha jump your air idiot ah ooh spider eyee M ooh Redstone oh spiders why are there so many monsters right this second cuz I have my diamonds and now lady luck seeks to prove me wrong but uh not today Lady Luck you could keep pining after me as long as you want but I will never ever be worn down there is no world in which I lose jealousies a disease get well soon okay a little bit more Redstone this will be good for a project later I think one project I want to do at some point is that I owe alter Senpai a little bit of a visit since he was so kind to come to my house and leave me a gift I think it’s only appropriate I find him at some point and perhaps I leave him a little something as well after all what kind of COI would I be if I didn’t also return the gift right I’m not selfish I’m not g o I’m not greedy all right let’s find a way out of this Cavern shall we I’ve had enough I Tire of this place and now I seek to retire from this place here in the pitch black Halls of the depths of the bowels of our planet I will find either my redemption or my Doom but it will be by my hand one way or another I will know all that I possess [Music] uh baby zombie really said what do you possess bro I’ve already told you what I possess the drive to keep moving the power to put one foot in front of the other the endurance to take all of the weight that is placed upon my shoulders look proudly to the Horizon and keep moving [Music] okay let’s get the [ __ ] out of here I already have Victory I have but to seize it and take my reward ah piss you guys are little freaks you know that oh we got a couple little freaks down there you know what why don’t you go off creeper yeah blow [Laughter] up Vengeance never tasted so sweet all right a bat I see sunlight over there so there is a way out over on that side I don’t see any sunlight here so that might be a problem I might actually be making my way up to one of the very tall mountains that’s near my farm I should probably move towards the light rather than trying to like force my way up through that uh through that Cavern over there ooh is that underground Cavern biome maybe I’m just going to eat my [ __ ] words and go this way maybe I’m going to get a little greedy if Vengeance was a dessert what would it taste like well vengeance is best served cold but that also implies that it can be served hot so it has to be something that’s able ble to be hot or cold um holy [ __ ] is that five skeletons oh [ __ ] I might have bitten off a little more then I can chew we’re about to find out woo bring your armies send more men you’ll need more [Laughter] good you’re next ah [ __ ] oh wait my Shield’s getting low now this could be a minor problem but nothing serious nothing I can’t handle I I am after all the world’s greatest [Laughter] beautiful where am I if I go straight up from here where will I be I wonder down the river near my house perhaps near the um Tavern I [Music] mean uhoh H I almost fell and died ow my legs hey there friend Roose please careful Roose Bob careful yeah yeah I’m fine I did not fall into the bottomless Cavern and die so in the end did anything really go wrong or was I just uh playing incredibly well maybe I maybe I’m just trying to keep it nice and exciting for you you’re welcome are you not entertained ooh even more [Music] wow ooh ah iron on the edge of my seat so it is working oh there you go see I am nothing if not a consumate Entertainer truly I am the idol of all time I use the word Idol very Loosely there okay let’s get a bit of this uh what do I what can I drop here I guess I don’t want the andesite really okay okay ooh more ooh piece of candy o piece of candy ooh piece of candy o piece of candy candy candy candy all right that’s a lot of clay for later that’ll be useful at some point can I combine the Clay earlier or do I have to put it somewhere oh wait a minute I could go a little nutty down here let’s break our shovel [ __ ] it I mean I I want clay for pottery and this is the best place you can get it by far besides like at the bottom of a river but that takes time and effort and work that I’m not willing to put in so instead let’s just do this let’s go ahead and go wild until our shovel shatters and we break our teeth upon the clay you have 30 oh that’s right I am on a time limit thank you for reminding me you bring up an incredibly solid Point O water interesting ooh iron yummy that’s some tasty iron oh more water huh is that another Cavern I spy is that a completely submerged death Cavern I spy it sure is bye I changed my mind I don’t want to be in here bye ha that was a prank Killian thank you for being a rater for two months nice all right let’s not gamble too too much huh I think we’ve uh I think we’ve proven our point we are simply stronger than Destiny uh and it’s time for us to get the hell out of here yeah I think there can no longer be any doubt that Crimson ruse is simply better than luck as a concept stronger even I would say that I’m outside the spectrum of uh of of Destiny Al together I would say that if anything I make Destiny look like a fool and it can eat my ass you’re [Laughter] welcome ticktockers yeah yeah yeah I’m going I’m getting out of here ooh another sip of my energy my stamina potion Don’t Mind If I Do here you go ah all right where’d you come from little guy oh a fan no no no no please no autographs no autographs get out of here get to the cavern please I can’t handle more Azure don’t worry I’m getting out of here I just need to find the right Avenue up and I think it’s going to be over there honestly oh wait does this one go higher over there hold on let’s look over there oh that’s the way we’re going to go that [Music] [Music] way okay it’s going to take him a while to catch up so we’re going to do a whole tortoise in the hair type of deal where we ignore him and continue moving as if nothing’s happening uh uh uh because essentially nothing’s happening that’s how slow he is we all know that the tortoise and the hair Parable ended with the hair winning with definitely no consequences for his incredible hubris so let’s keep moving shall we I’m very curious to find out where I emerge from this Cavern and what is above me would like to know where this is for future reference so I can get down here for quick access to an overgrown Cavern later do I dig straight up from here is that too dangerous what if I hit water if I don’t dig straight up from here I’m not going to know where the cavern is so I think we go straight up oh and [Music] interesting okay then so put that down and then I guess let’s go ahead and line as many torches as we can in certain areas to give ourselves a signifier of the direction to come back through okay more free Iron Baby nothing bad ever happens if you dig straight up damn straight everything good happens to those who are willing to dig straight up because that is a symbol of Bravery hello hey a creeper that’s bad oh we’re in the bamboo Fort hello my little friend my sneaky little guy well that’s scary you broke my shield you dick [Music] hey bless you thank you I think okay so it’s nighttime which isn’t great and I’m at some sort of like Canyon somewhere I only have 20 minutes left to make it home I better get moving uh where is the nearest bamboo forest thank you damn it doesn’t go all the way up this still usable though we can still use this where the [ __ ] am I hello friend pardon me just looking for where I’m at damn jungle’s full of of them oh you know what this is probably on the hill above my farm oh okay I think I know where I’m at I think I vaguely have an idea of where I’m at obviously I’m not 100% sure but oh let’s go to the top and look around a bit Okay lava pool spider what was that a nightmare whoa that’s not good timing uh-oh all right I don’t really know the coordinates to my house is the problem well that way is less jungle so I should probably go that way woo ow ah piss excuse me everybody pardon me friend goodbye hey that’s my Lake that’s my Lake I know where I’m at woo when how much time do I have left exactly 20 minutes easiest fight of my life woo [Music] heyo get [ __ ] as your nation all I I’m in the home stretch now all I need to do is make it back to the tavern [Music] baby you better start [Music] praying beautiful crib sweep always been on red it’s a shrim is that damn straight Sur vuse sir the dayuse damn it I’m get oh I’m so good at this I’m so incredibly good at reading names thank you so much for the Crim zupa and that’s right baby read it in red that’s the Crim zupa the symbolic victory of crimson daylight no wait Crimson R ow my ass what if their arrows bounce me into that bottomless pit oh and the moon be begins to fall the sun begins to rise and my power is Unstoppable Crimson truly is unbreakable baby eat your heart out Azure likers Eat Your Heart Out Lady Luck yes oh I’m going to turn it in I’m going to turn in for the win one little 360 whoop yep that’s the victory 360 we did it five diamonds baby that’s the one and look at all that iron yummy so nuro thank you for the delicious crib zupa always been on red yeah all right now you guys have to be mean to me those are the rules sorry no more Super chats it’s only meanness now no all the meanest Super Chat you’ll ever get that wasn’t you didn’t even say anything mean you just said the meanest Super Chat that doesn’t count no the botu is you have to be an [ __ ] now wrong we got to go back to hating each other no more of this oh this is nice oh oh ruse is so sweet oh ruse is my Oshi ruse is is is actually secretly a pretty all right guy wrong I’m a piece of [ __ ] and you have to accept it thank you Seas ins salt I’ll take that I can finally breathe congratulations silly sphere damn this guy sucks Crimson r a poop head yeah yeah now we’re getting their chumps I bet you’re a Risa K let’s not go too far I mean mean Super Chat girl we hate you affectionate okay fair enough the botu is to give me back the bug I gave you earlier I don’t know I feel like this one diamond right here is going to make a pretty good perch for my new little bug friend I think he lives right on this singular Diamond I’m going to set him right there he lives on that diamond so deal with it uh you’re a failure of this you know you’re not becoming the most hated Idol you’re becoming my fa you know what you’re failing your batsu so I guess that makes us failures together we’re holding hands in our incredible our incredible failure how does that feel how does it feel gbbo over four months of watching this awful crap this guy stinks that’s my Kam no no no no no no no no no no no you’re not doing the botsu right you got to play by the rules I guess I probably could have put all of this uh Redstone together but oh well boy failure how could you say this you know this is a lie who W that’s a lot of soup guys chill with the soup I can’t read all that soup that’s too much soup uh be square you Blockhead okay I’ll be meeting you by listening you haha get loveed get appr e be get Lov get appreciated R is a jerk and uh he’s not my Koshi or anything like that man I’ve seen infants play better Minecraft slj hey I played incredible Minecraft I was praying on your downfall so hard I got clowned upon but Lady Luck has willed it this way thus I must keep being a hater that’s right I’ll tell you what one of these days we’ll do a batsu where I have to accept kindness but today was not that day and either way I would have won so yeah read and weep Chumps in the game of friendship poker ruse always wins wait a minute that makes it sound like I get friendship I take it back in the game of [ __ ] [ __ ] 4 months my favorite I favorite ew the meanest thing we could do is be nice what that’s that’s literally the opposite nice is the opposite of mean you’re going to have to try harder than that you’re going to have to really put your whole [ __ ] uh RI you’re kind ofm thank you now we’re getting somewhere holy [ __ ] we’re being nice you hate that you’re a square and a nerd yeah yeah so now just start crying that’d be funny hey hey hey I’m not the worst Beast Hunter wait a minute maybe this whole mean thing isn’t working out whoa wait a minute lies I cast reverse Uno I Parry it points down points down points down 360 spins oh [ __ ] are you doing the uh points down points down points down 360 spins did you just kill me in an invasion in Dark Souls nuro is that a is that a reference is that a do I spot a Dark Souls 3 reference Citrus is probably a better Minecrafter Citrus wishes Citrus could Minecraft like I Minecraft the best Citrus could do is play [ __ ] Colony Sims Citrus wishes he could play Minecraft Like Me Citrus doesn’t have a creative bone in his body I want to say something mean but I got sunblocked by you got flashbanged by rissy [Laughter] rissi oh no the audio flashbang you you’ve heard of audio jungle now get ready for audio flashback I should probably go use my other furnaces outside huh make this a little faster stop one of these days I got to take all those little guys on a mass Exodus my ears yeah you’re welcome wait do I not even oh did I not have any Cola I should have got more coal while I was down there you’re my fav Idol and the worst Beast Hunter boo it doesn’t count if you say something nice in there you’re saying I’m the worst Beast Hunter but then you also tack on that I’m your fave Idol you see how that doesn’t play out you look like you smell like a slim J now that’s that’s actually pretty good you know what that’s pretty offensive I like that that’s that that works Lori now we’re cooking let’s get a few more let’s see what else you guys got anybody else got some clean insults in there the meanest thing we can do now is say uh is say rissy since you’ve created such an abomination of a word yeah yeah that one’s on me I’ve earned that that’s my bad Robin and Crow thanks for being a rater yeah you look like you would Dro common loot slim gy fragrance merch win that’s actually going to be my uh birthday merch uh do you want to smell like Crimson Rose well you’ve got two options you can roll in a bowl of rotten meat or you can try our brand new slim gy fragrance now with 50% more smell I bet your belts are all velcro wrong I don’t have any insults other than say F you or something like that oh oh oh okay um actually my bels are real and I definitely know how to use them every time you open your mouth the average IQ of your block drops down by 20 damn I better well if that’s the case then uh I must have had my mouth around AR I must sleep with my mouth open or something because uh i’ I’ve napped in Gerard’s stab a few times and man arm is looking kind of stupid your hair looks like a pie chart ruse your a dick an ass a pain to the side of my neck the day I found you was the worst day of my of my long life I hope you fall you I hope for your downfall all right well since you said that I’m going to tell you later when I fall down the stairs and you’re going to feel bad you’re going to feel bad for that I hope you know that my hair looks like a pie chart if my hair was a pie chart what would it be about if my hair was a pie chart what would be the smaller segment like the the the darker half what what what segment would that be what are we voting for the amount of raders who know how to be mean the the black part of my hair amount of raters who are way too nice the light part of my [Laughter] hair bone meal oh jinkies where the [ __ ] did I get verdict frog lights who gave that to me someone’s been passing me the Frog hey pass the Frog lights bet your gym stones are fake bought them in the Dallas store [ __ ] I harvested these fair and square from some Ancient Temple okay these are my gemstones I earned these bye D day good luck my Supa wasn’t good enough ruse did I miss your Supa what it say let me see what you got hold on let me check you got rotten meat wink wonk what did you mean by that and so what did you mean by that [Music] can you put the mask back on bless your heart that is the most aggressive thing a southern woman could say that’s true well bless your heart you’re built like a Samsung Smart fridge yeah well you’re built like a [ __ ] Nokia phone which is to say the only thing you’re good for is being a [Laughter] [Music] paperweight excuse me sir but I would like to be remind you about the Crimson rules rule one States and I quote Don’t Be a Jerk that’s my job I mustn’t be mean and break the honest rules damn when you’re right you’re right all right so so I guess you caught on to me this is all a ploy I was just trying to bait people out so I knew who to ban so be it I used to think bless your heart was a good thing it was once it’s not anymore [Music] scattered guys did he lose yet no no no no I won and I had time to spare I won and I won handily oh I have more clay balls you’re built like a piece of chipped wood that you got thrown out because it’s not even good for making a mini Ed Ed and Eddie fan-made plank what the [ __ ] did you just say to me hakkaa huh the smallest part of your pie chart is being a bad guy I tried to come with an insult but I can’t insult your design because poo Mama doesn’t deserve agreed agreed say you’re right and also Haka I ain’t about to take that [ __ ] from you you to bit [ __ ] eggplant Are you seriously coming in here and coming to me with that energy right now you look like some sort of [ __ ] up fur tree in an alien planet I’m not going to take that [ __ ] from someone who can’t even stand up to a godamn mole what’s how tall are you again how tall are you again are you serious right now you would get your ass handed to you by an ant [ __ ] every time you step out your door you got to look at Blades of grass like they’re trees you got to climb up a ladder so you can see over your lawn how dare you come at me with that energy sorry I mean Senpai I defer to your wisdom as your kohai you are above me I will show you what these bananas are for in my hair well they ain’t for much I could tell you that ah never mind I take it back what Haka said was right I’m an idiot I can’t even [ __ ] open my goddamn bar [Laughter] door where did I get moss blocks oh man stop he’s already dead ah no no no no no no no no no no h and I were just playing we’re just being little guys we’re being silly little guys probably uh where did I put all that clay coal where’ I put all that clay damn it Haka said what Haka said what I forgot I am a i for [ __ ] did you just type hey champ hey Haka hey uh uh Senpai can I ask you a favor real quick uh I’m not usually I won’t ask much you know I don’t ask a lot of my Senpai I don’t like to bother them I don’t want to be you know a problem or you know a squeaky wheel but if I could ask you for one [ __ ] thing ever in this world or the next it would be to suck the words that you just said right back into your goddamn fingertips undo whatever it is that that you just did and put those words back into your brain and never again thank them I’m going to need you to lobotomize whatever part of your brain just thought that up and then I’m going to need you to light that part of your brain on fire and never ever ever bring that evil back into this universe thank you I don’t have it in me to be genuinely mean to you I won’t apologize for that says Foo but I can’t say that you’re overly aggressive and cost demeanor is something I respect the hell out of hey thanks Haka sometimes you think you say things that you know I’m I’m I’m always surprised when I get surprised by somebody saying [ __ ] right like I’m like I’ve heard everything I’ve heard everything and then somebody says something and I’m like maybe there is still evil left in this world that I’ve yet to witness maybe there are darker and Fowler things in this world than Orcs maybe maybe I have not yet experienced all the cruelties that this planet has to offer and there are some things that I don’t want to experience and you just brought one of those upon me I want you to know that oh okay I’m going to put my clay in here cuz this is where I keep my Pottery so that’ll yeah that’ll be fine cool uh my bad dog you know what I’ll let it go sorry sorry let me and Haka Senpai says and I quote words to live by [Music] that was British right I think that was British whatever you just [Music] said why are you so proficient in keyboard smash I’m very good at reading keyboard smash it’s one of my mini talents that’s me expanding before you blow up oh you’re you’re oh I get it you’re trying to use the Thanos Ant-Man Theory upon me well sorry bud but you’re not going to be able to take me out that way I have uh I’m always prepared with my Ant-Man chastity belt not a chance [Music] baby sponsored by Mar wait no I can’t say that no never mind just kidding that’s a [Music] joke be careful what you say it’ll be written in your lore all right well when that shows up on the cover official website I mean that’s on cover not me I can’t wait for the IP team person who has to come and watch me and be like what the [ __ ] did he just say what the [ __ ] did he just say did he say can he say that is he allowed to say that did he why did he just say that should we should we fire him sorry sorry whoever on the whoever in the cment has to take a look at this VOD my bad I’m not that sorry but like I’m a little [Music] sorry I’m gonna wait for the rest of this iron to cook so I can put my old iron in Conair we are not going to discuss the ways in which Vore may or may not happen within this stream it’s cool if that’s people’s say and if Haka Senpai wants to do the back door V party that’s his business but unfortunately I stick only to Mario party I am not I’m not here for that kind of jam so we’re going to keep that to a minimum that’s what we’re going to do I feel sorry for whoever has to watch our streams they categorize Us by yapping skills that’s true yeah that’s true what is happening sometimes it’s not our turn to talk all I’m saying is that there are no tiny people being eaten today all right we don’t eat sentient creatures here unless they’re already dead and we always cook them nobody eats anything raw that’s [ __ ] up and evil all right listen we’re going to eat people they got to already be dead it’s got to be a survival situation imagine if this is someone’s first stream and this is what exposes them to ruse I guess you’re you’re [ __ ] welcome it gets worse it gets worse for me you have a CH I’m giving you the chance I’m giving you I have gently and kindly sat down in front of you a singular note card I’ve slid it across the table and looked at you expectantly and on it it says unsubscribe this is not a demand this is advice you have an opportunity right now this is your first CH time watching me I’m giving you the chance and the warning to go the [ __ ] away before it’s too late I’m going to say something one day you’ll never be able to forget it’s going to live on inside of you like some sort of [ __ ] tapeworm but for your mental stability it feeds entirely on your on the the mental damage you have accured throughout your life whatever terrible parasite I implant in your brain the worm that lives in there after you leave here it won’t go away so this is your chance unsubscribe leave you know what they say about keyboard Smashers what’s that speaking of little creatures I saw a little thing in your room the other day oh yeah what was it tell me about it you’ve already done that what about resist listen Maybe maybe it’s once a stream maybe it’s twice a stream sometimes I uh sometimes my my brain’s really on that zone that day and I say some really [ __ ] up [ __ ] I’m sorry I just got here oops accidentally hit subscribe guess is to ooh well oh well he was just a little guy what happened all I heard was unsubscribe oh that’s all you really needed you took away the message you needed from that thanks for all the tapeworms as of yet can’t wait for more hopefully cat photos will cleanse me uh maybe maybe Jazzy I might have more cat photos lined up for you [ __ ] we’ll see we’ll see and stay tuned stay tuned [Music] [Music] I mean you brought back home suck there’s nothing worse than that n that was my gift to you you’re welcome say it I won’t unsubscribe say it say it Bella say it I know what you are your Skin’s pale your eyes are sunken you spout internet memes constantly like you can’t have an original thought you’ve been poisoned by all of the media you’ve ever consumed say it say it Bella say what I am you’re a streamer are you scared no better love story than Twilight Haka why are we talking about tapeworms again what happened what happened I missed the Super Chat hold on Dragon a said this is my first stream and your topics are what got me what got me to mini well thanks for dropping three delicious soups in one stream let me have a little sip of that soup let me see what flavor that is melon melon soup w w s s mini S Haka Senpai don’t ask for tapeworm pics bruse how do you keep your waist so snatched oh that’s the tapeworms honestly melon soup would probably go pretty hard if it tastes anything like melon soda I miss melon soda so much I miss Miss melon soda so much take me back to [Music] [Music] zenuni ruse hus and Pie ruse HW and Pie s hey I used to order his melons I want melon soda so bad right now dying maybe we take a little break maybe we take just a itty bitty baby little break maybe take a little break and I go get myself a little delicious uh Coke while we wait for my uh while we wait for my iron to continue cooking and I come back I don’t miss fam chicky that well fam chicky was pretty good I do miss having um I do miss having conven nearby there’s nothing ever nearby out here in southern Elum you would have to like drive for 20 minutes to get to anything you’d have to walk for 2 hours meanwhile I can step out my door walk any direction in [ __ ] zenuni and you’d find a vending machine with like hot drinks or hot food in it or cold drinks or cold food or caffeine or juice or fresh [ __ ] or I found a vending machine that has fresh oranges in it that crushes it into orange juice right in front of you for like [ __ ] 500 yen for $2 for $3 I could get fresh orange juice meanwhile out here I’ve got to pay [ __ ] eight eight 8 [ __ ] dollar for a tiny little bottle of orange juice that’s been sitting on a shelf until it gets dusty damn it and I have to travel 20 minutes to get it man all right I’m going to go get myself a widow soda I’ll be right back it’s too late for me I’m stuck here my brain’s already effed up you can’t say anything that uh that could eff it up more and yes that’s a challenge uh [Music] I was going to tell you about how many spiders you’ve eaten but I don’t think that would do anything most people already know that anyway I’ll be back bye [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] I [Music] [Applause] [Music] the [Music] down oh [Music] [Music] [Music] no [Music] [Music] all right all right all right all right right sorry for the weight sorry for the waight I’m back I’m back hello oh yeah where were we we were mind crafting were we not yes we were all right back in it so we’re back in the mind let us see what what creature no you can’t just see Arcturus and Pollock you got to wait until I post more pictures wow thanks for that chip berrye if you’re lucky you might even get a Methuselah picture who knows the creature what creature oh you guys are you’re talking about the bount oh yeah I’ve seen it around I’ve seen I’ve seen the uh I’ve seen the bounties put up about it I’m going to find it don’t worry I know I know there’s been an some sort of like infestation or something lately I get it I know we’re all struggling from it I know that a lot of food stores have been broken into and a lot of people are losing stuff from their uh you know their stockades but it’s okay I promise I will find it since nobody else apparently wants to be a [ __ ] bounty hunter out here it’s South elisium I’ll handle it nobody else in armis wants to do their goddamn job I guess it’s down to Crimson [ __ ] ruse once again so after the stream I’ll go get on my investigation grind I’ll go figure out where it is I’ll bring it back okay it almost killed you holy [ __ ] how dangerous is it you got RIT you better go get a shot that’s serious if you get if you get bit by a little creature you want to go get checked immediately don’t wait for there to be a sign if the sign of rabies comes it’s too late do you guys want to try and do our Mass Exodus today do you want to do that today cuz I would love to give these guys more room to go live you guys want to try it I think today the day [ __ ] let me get a carrot real quick oh [ __ ] uhoh do I have any carrot uh maybe inside hold on so we need one wheat and one carrot hold on yes yes okay cool I’m up past my bread time my bread time I’m up past my bread time go Dam that’s my way of saying it’s time to clock out of work hey guys I’m up past my bread time I’m done getting this bread see you later one of those is still you [Music] technically I got to get more name tags so I can name my cows and all of my animals and uh in Minecraft I can name the ax holes I’ll name I’ll name the animals for ax holes I’m going to make that a I’m going to make that a you know how uh the [ __ ] glucose Guardian is a joke tier or whatever and uh Gerard’s highest tier is like putting name tags on himself I’m going to make a I’m going to make one reward for the highest tier for glucose Guardian the reward is going to be whichever animal I’m about to slaughter I will put a name tag on with your name and then I’ll cut its [ __ ] head off I’ll symbolically kill you okay here’s what we’re going to do I’m going to put this here one second we got to break that break that break that break that break that break that break that and then we take this out and then we put this in my off hand come on guys yes it’s working finally a real perk yeah that’s a that’s a air quotes perk you’re welcome come on God damn it I’ve got too many cat you know what whatever the ones that get left behind are weak they’re not fit for for the farm can I be a chicken right before I kill you yeah yeah come on guys I can’t do it no I can’t do it what have you done you idiot okay you know what I’ll do it I’ll kill you I I’ll do it I I I will I will kill you in Minecraft you know when people say I’m going to kill you and then they say in Minecraft very quickly that is the only reward for glucose can’t believe you did I can’t believe you [ __ ] H hold on I got to I got to take a second to oh I can’t okay well anyway wow always always enjoy watch you play Minecraft great fall you talk about random stuff keep up the good work I’m trying don’t threaten me with a good time wow um anyway uh [ __ ] okay um where’s my mouse oh it doesn’t exist oh [ __ ] I got to tab back into Minecraft hold on uh M Mouse Doo oh that’s funny the mouse is on the stream but it’s not on the screen that’s wild what a stream holy [ __ ] I cannot believe this is how this is going uh well this is the world we live in I guess um I will get my name tag and I will what do you want to die as I can’t believe I’m asking this on official cover stream cover does not support me killing people by the way I’m just going to throw that out there real quick but I’m going to ask you this and don’t take this out of context this better not leave this stream how do you want to die how do you want me to kill you what what animal do you want to be when I murder you for in Minecraft in Minecraft for legal reasons that’s a joke my choice okay okay sure okay I got it my choice oh [ __ ] uh uh your choice buddy uh uh all right I got to go pick up Zephyr as well yeah yeah you’re not part of the herd wait he’s he’s actually kind of blending in with a herd he’s not even hitting me he’s kind of friendly is he one of the are you part of the pack Bud ow okay that one hurt buddy that one hurt buddy stay stay cool stay cool bud stay cool I’m losing cows so fast I’m going to have no cows by the time I make it this is terrible this is terrible this is terrible come on Piggies maybe maybe I was arrogant to do both at the same time Chef’s Choice a panda a man it’s got to be a deer or a horse you can find deer in this game ow okay we no longer have any I’ve lost all cows on this trip but that’s okay you need leads I don’t want leads I only want death and pigs ow as long as no creeper comes we should be in a pretty good position here night are we all collectively succumbing to a future anism I can’t stop laughing don’t don’t this isn’t funny this is very serious we’re all gathered here today to witness porer Ser cuse die a terrible death to be executed on the chopping block by Zephyr H it’s been three months of chips in my least favorite Idol here’s to more thanks Js we’re almost there little guys come on we’re almost there come on can you please hurry your slow little asses up my God this Exodus has gone both better and worse than I thought it would guys come on whatever we’ll just breed more pigs we have the farm fields to make it happen come on okay okay I can do this I can make it I’m almost there come on little guys we’re in the home stretch we’re going to make it to your new home why is this music kind of fitting full chain mail zombie can I have that chain mail please can I have a wheel chain Ma you suck boo cringe a [ __ ] uh creeper creeper oh man too late to run now oh please don’t mess up my perfect no I built that with my own two hands I could think of a few worse ways to die than Grand Slam by Zephyr to be honest are you sure come on little guys hurry up all right we made it I’m going to leave him there I’ll come back and rebuild that anyway let’s go get my cows shall we I have so few pigs left after that and no cows that’s so sad that’s a good green pig right there that’s a good green pig I got to grab my name tag on the way back too so I can go ahead and uh uh [ __ ] anoint cuse as the very first Dead Roser the very first butchard Roser congratulations on living on both an infamy and Legacy that is the dumbest thing you got to make a tombstone too yeah okay I’ll make a grave we’ll make a grave that’s only fair that’s only fair that’s cute wait doesn’t Gerard do that I thought Gerard did that I might be stealing from Gerard but then again it would give me an excuse to have a cool graveyard and I do like cool grave you know what I will make a grave sorry Gerard stealing this one but but uh I think that a cool graveyard sounds cool as [ __ ] I’m in uh wait cows can you guys stay here till I take a little nap I don’t want to keep doing this at night he does oh ow that hurt [Music] ow stop it who are you burying I’m going to bury so ridiculous after I kill them but I got to get my name tag ready first this means that I’m going to have to hunt name tags every time someone does a glucose though maybe I should turn that off maybe I should maybe I should go back on this s toate hi shinry Senai thanks for the raid and welcome in how’d your stream go koi panions what’d you get up to today my cows are all loose that’s fine let’s get our name tag and get ready to kill H these are so hard to find that’s fine though worth it worth it put a photo in black and white and a collage wall oh it’d be cool if I could do like a bounty board how would that even work [Music] though ow all right cows let’s do this come on come on come on come on come on come on come on hurry up come on cows come on cows come on lesbians let’s go lesbians playing Pacific D oh have you beat that yet how close are you don’t cleric villagers sell name tags I ain’t got no Village near me uh HDT qw or H thank you for being a rator for four months why is this pig following me I don’t have a carrot Mr Pig but keep it keep it up I guess let’s go he’s in the mid Zone mid Zone he’s played so much Pacific Drive how long is that game wait a minute like halfway still a bunch to go through man I want to play that I should play that I think I have it I just haven’t booted it up yet but I haven’t found time I’ve got a bunch of games I want to play through happy two months rivka thank you for making my morning better with your hilarious Yapp uh thanks I guess for having the specific type of uh you know for getting for getting the specific type of donk to the side of your skull that made you enjoy my type of content I’m going to have to fix that later that kind of sucks come on cows that would be right on the stairs too that sucks wow [Music] come on cows does your hair make you cow themed too you know what’s interesting Mal maros I’ve gotten cow farret raccoon cat dog uh and everything else in between coded so yeah it’s whatever you want it to be my furry is whatever your head Cannon is honestly I’m already a furry why are you trying to make me more of a furry every vtuber is just a digital furry when you think about it we’ve got very expensive digital furits that we put on uh and then we dance around in and uh yeah so we’re all furries in a way when did you when where were you when you realized you were a digital furry Chimera maybe who knows you get over here you [ __ ] I’ve got your delicious wheat and you’re not getting a single bite until you come why would you say that just telling you what it is just telling you the reality all right I’m tired of you living in the [ __ ] Matrix you need to come down from your high horse and recognize what you [Music] are Haka standing from his seats he’s right God damn it he’s right Haka clapping [Music] slowly hurry up you stinky bastards I don’t have all [Music] day we lost one cow on the stairs but that’s a casualty I’m willing to take yes the grand Cricket it does we’re listen hey joking aside you’re all furries every one of you I I don’t care how much you think you’re not yes you are yes you are everybody’s going to be like I’m not a furry I’m not a furry being a furry is cringe listen I’m not a furry either in that I don’t like dress up in a fur suit and go to conventions but I’m just saying that at some point in your life you have seen some sort of anthropomorphic animal person you’ve been like I mean I mean yes you are and yes you have yes you have I’m not a furry like it all oh yeah all right hold on I got I let me let me prove you wrong uh Elden ring blly blly blly from Elden ring yes no okay that didn’t work for you fine uh I don’t [ __ ] know uh that one guy from bears uh [ __ ] Star Fox or whatever the the the the girl fox’s name is um [ __ ] that guy from zootopia yeah you are rro from breath of the W oh [ __ ] yeah sedon breath of the wild breath of the wild the fish shark the shark Prince guy yes you are yes you are Shadow the Hedgehog whatever it doesn’t matter at some point in your life you’ve gone I’m not a furry [Music] but yeah the horse of spirit with the weirdly really really well sculpted eyebrows how dare you remind me of anamorphs you butthead you’re welcome you’re welcome I’m just bringing you I am taking the Folly of man the arrogance and the sin of mankind and I’m bringing you back down to reality okay I’m taking you back to your roots I am reminding you that nobody is free of sin and all of you are just as bad as everyone else all right listen the Old Testament is just about how everybody’s secretly AER they hated ruse cuz he spoke the truth they ran ruse out of the churches because he spoke the truth to them hak no sayu yeah sure is scaly better than furry none of them are better than the others it’s just what it is [Music] [Music] what was I raided into uh I’m telling you how everybody is a furry that was a very handsome horse says hak I mean hak’s not wrong why was that horse so good at making face expressions okay okay but do monsters also count for yes if you yeah yes yes absolutely yes yeah I’m sorry I don’t care if you if you’re trying to find a [ __ ] like work around you’re like oh I’m not a furry I just like that one SCP uh with the bone uh wolf skull mask thingy you’re a furry yes you are I’m not a furry I just think gargoyles are kind of you’re a furry I’m not a furry I just think Medusa you’re a furry yeah you are yes you are I’m a furry for moth man says baddy there you go how is that be how is that not being a furry just because you switch around the part of the thing that is an animal does not make you not a [Music] furry you don’t get to dodge the allegations cuz you’re like well technically actually I changed the part of it that is uh animal coated so nah uh-uh come here you damn cow come here come here [Music] and then I just checking just how long I’ve been here too long epie now I did warn you to unsubscribe earlyer in the Stream before we had this conversation and I had to ruin your mindset about life but here we are all right gather around raters it’s time we have to we have to put down one of our own it’s time for a very sad moment a moment of of uh tranquility and sorrow a moment of uh uh sadness my G’s trying to do homework for she C because she so distracted by the absolute mess of a conversation glad I’ve been here for 3 months now you’re welcome so my choice about what you’re going to be huh uh you are going to be I think there’s no flies in this game so instead of that I will find a flying creature and I think what I’m going to do is I’m going to find a chicken and I’m going to make you the very first dead chicken also my very first chicken so any requests for a last me I can find you some seeds and feed that to a chicken if you want someone said Nick wild from zootopia well there you go there were almost fireflies I think there still are fireflies aren’t there just in the swamp biome specifically or something like that I got to find grass seeds to feed a chicken hold on I got to give s Ser cuse one more meal before going to the chopping block to get [ __ ] weird with it can I have some grass seeds please is this not how you get grass seeds anymore what the [ __ ] woke up to quite strange conversation but I’m not unsubbing yet oh I got sheep out here I got to get some of these sheep back to the farm we got to start breeding sheep anyway let’s find the chicken it’s going to make it harder to catch more chickens later to put in the farm but it is what it is and I said I would do what I was going to do and I’ve got to stick to that all right little guy that’s for you now hey the hell hey the hell why isn’t this working hey [Music] [Music] ah piss I got to go name the name tag hold on I’ll be back I’ll be back I’ll be back ooh pumpkins [Music] you’re the first person I’ve seen in years to reference Spirit you’re welcome well technically Haka is the first person in years to reference spirit so thanks Haka oh no I’m hungry I got to put potatoes in me so I can run faster which is the opposite of how potatoes work in real life my [Music] stairs all right now where’s my anvil ah here we are cool so envil time where am I going to put this I’m going to put it right here boing oh nice okay let’s see if I remember how to spell this correctly that’s a that’s a very uh [ __ ] Scottish gelic Andor [ __ ] Welsh name you’ve got going on there there’s a lot of A’s and E it’s I believe Ser the day Q’s is there two Q’s there’s probably one Q right [ __ ] hold on uh Ser cuse I’m a [ __ ] genius am I a genius I am a genius I am a genius he more Latin than anything else it could be Latin there’s two Q’s don’t lie to me Josephina don’t lie to me will you be killing the glucose Guardians for previous months I don’t see why not yeah now I will go kill a chicken I should also bring some lead so I can take those sheep back with me oh the queue is silent huh serus serus well now it just sounds like some Roman [Music] word how many hours have you spent on this server uh hey guys how many hours did it take me to build that [ __ ] Tavern I also did a lot of wandering and a lot of beating the [ __ ] out of Gerard and Octavio and harassing people and exploring I would say I probably spent like 80 hours is that too many maybe 60 hours is you can check your statistics if you really want to know how do I do that it should be in your in-game stats you also did off stream grinding too did I oh that’s right because I would pop up in other people’s streams oh well mostly I was just harassing them for that I guess I did do that one stream or one off stream where I spent like two hours going to get wood on my own oh yeah and I built uh with M uh yeah that’s right I was helping shinry with the project I helped alter with the project damn I really have been on here for a minute come on you guys come with me I got to go get tons of sheep so I can get different wool and stuff and then once I breed enough of them I can dyee them which would be great come on guys come on we got to hurry I got places to be I’ve got chickens to kill yeah I did steal Octavio’s diamonds on Octavio’s first ever Minecraft stream which was funny what do you eat damn there’s so many sheep in these Hills I could really get a head start on sheep does sheep eat hay or carrots hit Escape there should be a stats button I don’t know how do I know that’s not going to be doxing how do I know that’s not going to be like here’s your [ __ ] address in south elisium or some [ __ ] here’s your IP they weat oh nice oh yeah and I help ble this damn I really am out here just [ __ ] doing tempest’s dirty work for them they’re welcome help his shinry with trees and Al tear with cake and bedle with his new house what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] even if you are my least favorite Idol you’re still entertaining you know what thanks thanks for being a member Gold’s the only one who hasn’t done a Minecraft stream yeah I get the feeling Goldie is not huge on Minecraft I get it it’s not for everybody ruse is my favorite voice actor oh yeah oh boy wait until I finish pester Quest you’ll change your mind I only help Tempest so I could build them up so that later when I break them down it’s more devastating so I can have an incredible betrayal Arc I truly am the worst person hey yo pester Quest you better believe it uh yeah pester Quest you guys didn’t see my first pester Quest stream go check out the VOD and hurry up I don’t have all day you know come on come on you little idiots give each other room fck don’t be stupid come on morons thank you next thank you you are free free free all right let’s go go get that chicken shall we wait a minute I have an idea get get back get back you dog hey no one leaves you’re the next to get executed for that stunt you’re dying next I know who you are yeah I do still stand by don’t check my old [ __ ] unless you’re looking going to catch up on pester Quest before I continue it you can watch that you can watch my Homestuck stream if you don’t know what the [ __ ] Homestuck is you’re welcome those are my two gifts for you okay that should be enough wood I’ve got an idea it’s a dirty dirty idea you’re not going to love it but I’m going to love it uh [Music] [Laughter] [Music] get out of the way you little bastard [Music] that’s pretty cool all right hold on a second I got an idea perfect now we’ve got a stand uh this is going to be my little execution block I got to put some fences up though so I have something to tie things to before I execute them um so we’re going to have that we’re going to have that yeah now we are cooking oh and you know what else I need hold on I got an idea I got an idea I got an idea I got an idea I got an idea I got an idea I got idea only the best sacrifices for the glucose Guardians damn [Music] straight don’t you huh me whoever just did that ooh and we got to get the Tombstones ready well maybe can you make uh stone walls I can’t remember have any Raw Stone laying around you can can do I like Cobblestone walls or regular stone brick walls more for tombstones I think regular stone brick right oh I wonder if you could do DEET slate brick walls that’d be cool actually question what is the mage of Doom can you get the [ __ ] out of my way dude the mage of Doom is a character that inherently creates Andor manipulates Doom which is hard to explain in a way that makes sense but basically what you need to know is that you’re always going to be plagued by the idea of Destiny stagnation and rules uh because Doom players tend to be Reserve not reserved but they they tend to be relegated to like obeying what their Destiny is without fighting heavily against it so you need to work to figure out how you are going to be able to eventually hopefully seize your own destiny by your by your own hands or wield Destiny to your advantage maybe there’s a way you can use your destiny to uh to benefit you or create destiny for others I keep calling you the normal one in my head and then I remember the homestuck thing okay let’s uh let’s let’s really like break us down a little bit and put us in a room together if you’re talking about armis Are you seriously going to call me the normal [Music] one a normal one H I don’t know about all that yes okay fair enough if that’s what you consider normal I guess in compare compared to the hold on hold on hold on hold on what is more normal what is more normal in a group of young men hanging out together is it more normal to make constant dick jokes and uh you know uh flirt with each other and be little [ __ ] uh what’s the word I’m looking for is base humor normal I think I would AR I would posit even that if anything I’m the abnormal one just because I’m not talking about how much I want to smooch the rest of armus doesn’t make me normal in fact that makes me different in a way no no no no no I did not flirt with armis I’m saying just cuz I’m not taking every opportunity to talk about my [ __ ] [ __ ] or talk about how much I want to have like a I could fix them with a make out session doesn’t make me abnormal or doesn’t make me normal that makes me the not normal one Goldie does say the most out of pocket [ __ ] that’s true that’s true did I flirt with are you sure I did are you sure I did no I didn’t you’re all insane how dare you say that the comparison was to the common person though right yeah I guess so well I don’t think any of us are that normal if you’re comparing us to like the average Layman I mean like maybe maybe I’m trying to think who would be the most normal of us if you compare us to like the average person uh uh I guess Gerard or Goldie I mean who’s the most likely to act like a young man in a group of young men Gerard or Goldie yeah or azerus yeah I could see that boy failure Gerard yeah kinda all right no no no no no back up back up are we’re talking about a given value of normal compared to normal young men acting like normal young men all right the out- of pocket [ __ ] he says it ain’t that out of pocket it ain’t that out of pocket Goldie Goldie says way weirder [ __ ] right and I would argue that uh as far as you know interests go [ __ ] is a pretty standard right it volume level is above average that’s true that’s not normal hi travel gar welcome back 4 months Octavio says the most [ __ ] [ __ ] I would I would argue lowkey like of the four of us Octavio is the least normal I know everybody’s like no Octavio is level-headed and he’s kind of soft and he’s he’s he’s like got this gentle I don’t care Octavio is the least normal of the four of us I would I would argue the weirdest is Octavio just because he isn’t the loudest doesn’t make him the most normal we agree okay good good yeah he’s a small little freak an airhead with no filter yeah yeah all right how about this how about this in in order of normalness I would say it’s probably Goldie Gerard m Octavio I think that’s that’s the line that’s the line I draw I have too many uh Roman Empires to be below or to be above Gerard and normalness levels That’s Where It’s At I’m [Music] sorry no no nah no you give Normie wo wa how’s it feel to be wrong holy [ __ ] no shot you think wait a minute hold on so wait a minute what are you saying Goldie is less normal than [Music] Octavio what the hell first of all wrong second of all are you s are we in am I living in a universe where you’re arguing that I am I I am more normal than [Music] Gerard Normie the what I’m what these [ __ ] are like oh yeah every day I step outside I go down to [ __ ] Lowe’s and the first thing I see are people are into [ __ ] medieval history and hyperfixate on World building and weather patterns and [ __ ] geology and biology and Homestuck that’s so normal that’s the most Normy core [ __ ] what what Gerard plays chess goes outside and goes to the gym are we seriously comparing normal Normy levels right here are what Gerard likes [ __ ] Sports what and what oh I’m sorry I’m sorry because I haven’t talked about impreg I’m the most normal what oh my god oh Jesus [ __ ] oh my God I can’t believe this is the world I live in this is the world I live in that’s insane that’s wild to me hold on I got to make blood splatters wait a second no wait that’s not stop stop stop stop get out of my way I got to make blood splatters one sec we’ll talk we’ll talk again in a [Laughter] second one [Music] second and before decides make S more abnormal than the other armest and Tempest members I’m not going to change to be considered less normal I guess I mean if you see me as normal that’s chill but I’m I don’t know what your given volum of normal is I oh I see what you’re saying I’m the most well adjusted I’m the least likely to like stick my hand in a bear trap you’re saying I I’m the least likely to be an idiot are we talking about intelligence or normalness which one are we talking about [Music] despite your cursed Homestuck knowledge you’re the most normal in arm holy [ __ ] that’s wild that’s insane most well adjusted I will accept I will accept that raters are Boiled Frogs in this discussion I’m I’m feeling I’m I I I can’t believe I’m offended by that I think I’m offended by that I think there is there’s a part of me that’s like the the child who grew up being the little [ __ ] weirdo is like are we seriously comparing [ __ ] Gerard’s level of normal normalness to mine right now that’s insane o free leads thanks guy he lost his leads cuz he went inside and got locked in there growing up with meme fandoms isn’t that no no no no no I’m not talking about meme fandoms I’m talking about growing up you know being abnormal I’m talking about growing up not doing normal things but so be it you did beat the himbo allegations if that means anything oh I know I beat the himbo allegations those don’t stand Southern Alicia Badlands cultural norms be different therefore normal [Music] what normal can I show your Clips to my Normie friends and have them understand what’s happening that’s fair that’s fair ruse Goldie Gerard atavio most to least normal fell what why you put me above Goldie oh my God what what what what how much how much more abnormal can I get holy [ __ ] what what what all right hold on back up back the [ __ ] up let us take a few [ __ ] steps backwards Let Me retract let’s Okay quiet up and listen down [ __ ] are we serious right now what you’re very Norm oh no oh no I I can’t believe I this is the world I oh what we found the best way to offend ruse guys call him normal for now I can’t I can’t you I did not live my entire life suffering at the hands of normies to be called a goddamn Normie he shared his beat so he’s a [ __ ] so he’s a Philistine pervert and that makes him the least nor the what that makes him that makes him [ __ ] horny not not normal what the [ __ ] huh that is normal what the [ __ ] are you talking about and what world do I live in where a man is like I have sexual desire people like well well I guess that’s not a normal person right there that’s weird that’s so weird quirky what a quirked up what a quirked up little guy what the [ __ ] what what the hell are you talking about yeah I guess they are succeeding in being mean good for you guys Goldie is chaotic not just huh huh gold is chaotic I I on The Daily I treat you [ __ ] to linguistic art I go on rants that would make your [ __ ] English teachers blush for their lack of [ __ ] verboseness you cannot compare me to somebody who says yeah I’d smooch that guy and act like I am more normal are you kidding the guy who goes to renars the man who wants to travel back in time and kill a peasant to steal his drip the dude who [ __ ] hyper fixates on Homestuck DND and World building streams I’m the normal one because I haven’t watched what [ __ ] jiujitsu kaisen oh the humanity oh hey little guy here take this come with me holy [ __ ] get normi Normie oh you know what I’ll take it I’ll take it I guess I guess I accept it I have to tolerate the fact that you guys have no [ __ ] taste and you don’t know what Normie [Laughter] is you think rosers know what normal is no no I guess not that’s on me I made a poor miscalculation I mean most of us are nerds who are chronically on online you aren’t normal but no one knows what normal really is to be fair that’s true you’re asking a vtuber audience what normal is God damn it God damn it don’t point out my [ __ ] logical fallacies how dare you comparison to armis and maybe Tempest you keep everybody’s head on its place that doesn’t make me normal that makes me not a [ __ ] idiot [Laughter] come on little chicken swim faster run all right come on hurry up we got to get inside before daylight comes please hurry hurry thank you I need to chain you to a fence somewhere but I don’t really have it you know what come inside come inside I’ll kill you tomorrow come come on come on uh where is my here you go little guy and now I’m going to kill you L yay I’m going to kill you later come on actually I guess you don’t really need the lead you can just stay there uh I I’ll be awake to kill you [Music] later ah okay you’re probably ranked number one or number two for normal in all of hollow Ian R all right listen for now on I will I will drop every single [ __ ] uh mid-tier dick joke that comes into my brain and talk about how much I want to smooch the other boys and then I will certainly go straight up in your abnormal tier list no doubt that is the precursor to what normality is for you didn’t mean to do [Music] that there we go okay come on it’s death it’s death day this isn’t about me right now we need to talk about the tragedy of serid cuse’s death come on hurry up uh wait a minute uh [ __ ] one second one second I got to take care of something don’t do it you little [ __ ] you’re freaking me out stop approaching me you you popping at me out of the corner of my eyes freaking me out woo you know what I I mean maybe I should be happy I don’t know maybe I I wanted to be normal when I was when I was a kid maybe it’s okay maybe this is good how do you feel for being called a normie now I don’t know maybe it’s a good thing question mark I guess let us take a moment of silence for sericus the first of their name the last of their name they lived as they died a gluc can you not right now with a [ __ ] Are you seriously going to [ __ ] yourself that’s how you want to go out not with dignity but with a [ __ ] an egg popping out of your ass that’s that’s the energy you want to bring to the [ __ ] execution block okay anyway start over let us have a moment for Servant ause they lived as they died the first and last of their name a glucose Guardian now for your crimes of being far too nice and too giving I sentence you to death any last [Music] words oh shut up not right now going just died have some respect damn how ignominious What a Beautiful Death all right let’s go make it’s been in honor goodbye all right let’s make a graveyard somewhere I guess over here is a good place in here right this seems good maybe we’ll build like a little church at some point uh well maybe hold on I’m thinking I’m thinking oh we could do a graveyard where you have to walk through the graveyard to get out the gate yeah let’s do like right here okay so the grave is going to be right here so I need to are you [ __ ] kidding me right now I need to dig that out and then we need to put down a tombstone a man I didn’t bring my tombstones with me a I Will Remember You what a tragedy a moment of silence for Ser a day please thank you thank you Serv day for being a glucose guardian and giving your life that others might can you [ __ ] off dude thanks uh that others might what the hell was I saying that guy really distracted me um [ __ ] it’s a terrible day for rain no I like the Reverb I like the the Reverb and you got to deal with it we’ll use this as a standin tombstone I guess I’ll take a jungle sign that’s good enough for now we might switch this around later but for now let’s do a jungle sign Bru rise League of Legends hey bud do you guys want to be my friend you are my friend are we friends yet hey are we friends yet happening hey are we besties you’re too normal to be his friend I’m not taking too normal from anybody who watches anime anime is the new normies version of being alternative I’m not accepting that um yeah I’m kind of different I watched jiujitsu [Laughter] kaisen yeah I’m kind of abnormal I like my hero Academia yeah I’m a real [Laughter] special I’m so TWY I like Demon Slayer okay but I watch weird sad jury so I am different hey hey yeah nice try you tried to run for me bud come on we’re going up here you and me can you guys fit through here or is the fence going to block you did wow good job guys all right so you will be my friend you will be my friend yeah I’m kind of different I watch Tokyo Ghoul I’m just like what’s that guy’s name Kamina nope uh K I’m just like keki the world just doesn’t get me I live in a society anyway I hope one day that I could be just like the Joker that’s that’s what I aspire to be like cuz I’m so different Society just doesn’t quite get me yeah I’m just looking for the Harley to my joker I’m pretty different sorry sorry she there she there that didn’t work I don’t like that I want to do it again I want to do it taller maybe oo is that better not quite it’s getting there though oh ah okay we’ll put a little cross on it later but that’ll work uh que he’s ex cataract looking asses hey thanks for the five chips yum yum y y y y yum yum [Music] yummy yeah yeah I’m not very mainstream H have you heard of an anime called have you heard of anime it’s uh it’s kind of different it’s eastern animation it’s not for kids though it has a lot of mature themes anyway have you ever watched Dragon Ball Z maybe this is where the different nerd communities diverge uh the d and d and high fantasy nerdanime nerds who’s more Normy that’s a really good [ __ ] question I would argue I would argue that in the past you could not get more cringe than liking d and d and tabletop RPGs right in the past anime nerds could pretend to be cool and try to fit in and just be like oh no I just like it you know ironically or I only watch Dragon Ball Z cuz everybody watches Dragon Ball Z or whatever or I only like [ __ ] I don’t know like if you were really really weird and super unique you maybe liked [ __ ] what gundam or [ __ ] uh shadow Cross zero thank you by the way for those chips earlier or you liked what was it Neon Genesis Evangelion wow so so unique and different uh but if you like D and D that was it that was that was the you’re you’re as cringe as it gets and there’s nothing you can do laring is the super cringe one now yeah that that would be really that would be really cringe if if somebody did that that would be really weird anyway uh I don’t know anybody who does that so shrug no no no no no no no no back up back up back up I do not lar currently um but uh but I don’t think it’s cringe I don’t think LARPing is [Music] cringe thank you will I in the future I mean I’m just saying if you guys don’t want to go to beine you’re boring and I don’t want to talk to you that’s what I’m saying if you guys don’t think it sounds cool as [ __ ] to go out into the Canadian wilderness and [ __ ] camp out for like 3 weeks in full costume the entire time with only period clothing and period technology in a city that was built specifically for laring and like period built town with like cool ass [ __ ] like big log wall Palisade outside of it where all of the employees are also constantly in character and they have like different events and everybody has like their cool guilds and stuff that you sign up for before you do it if you don’t want to do that and that sounds cringe to you maybe I just think you’re a boring person I don’t know what’s beeline go look it up I’ve never been but I kind of want to welcome back to me rer manvi do you have have to fight people to lar no beine is just a kind of in character roleplay thing you don’t have to be in character but it’s encouraged you don’t have to fight anybody you could just spend time making cool old school recipes there or you could do arts and crafts or you could sell stuff uh if you make like I don’t know jewelry or armor whatever um you can just be there and be in character you can be an employee and be like a quest giver and act out as an NPC essentially uh you could just play politics and just like you know participate in the weird like Guild politics that go back and forth there that kind of [ __ ] Can you tame dragons I don’t know maybe maybe can I LARP as a humble peasant almost certainly yes almost certainly yes it does sound kind of fun [Music] right I’m a matrix kind of guy so okay witson so what you’re saying is you want to go to one of those sort of like uh post-apocalyptic uh [ __ ] Fallout Punk things that or you want to go to one of those uh super Hightech uh sci-fi Lars like Shadow run and [ __ ] sounds like a renfair okay burning bunny think renfair but everybody is in costume instead of just the employees and you’re in character for 3 weeks and you camp out that sounds cool as [ __ ] [Music] I also just want to hit somebody in the head with a sword while wearing sick armor I also just want to get tackled to the ground so I can draw my knife and go into like a wrestling knife match with another person who is you know attacking me with intent to harm just like every person I think I think that every person at some point is fantasized about being in full armor and trying to kill the person across from them but without the consequences of actually killing them and the trauma associated with it right right the problem I have with lar is you are not encouraged and in most cases not allowed to truly get violent with people which is why I prefer ampu guard which I did do when I was younger um there’s nowhere to do amped guard near me now but when I was playing ampg guard you were fully allowed to like tackle people or sweep them off their feet or Shield bash them or kick them in the chest that kind of shit’s not really allowed for laring uh so it’s okay just not my thing I want a [Music] hit which weapon of your collection would be your weapon of choice to defeat an enemy and lar probably not Zephyr cuz that would just kill them um and probably not my replica borr sword cuz that’s super ridiculously expensive so probably just one of my shitty swords on the wall and I I will have you know that yes I am spelling sword s o WD because it’s one of those types of swords sometimes I want to encounter an RPG battle while walking down the street without the consequences of death the world would be happier I believe I agree so so I agree yes sword it’s a shitty sword I need more stairs please and more terra cotta you have swords yeah of course I have swords Roa I’ve got swords I’ve got a zephyr I’ve got a two-handed wood chopping axe I’ve got a throwing axx slh Hatchet I’ve got like six daggers hanging on my wall I’ve got my Bor bore me a replica sword on my wall I’ve got a shitty replica of a master sword I’ve got a sword SRD sword you know the kind that would not hold up in combat and would shatter after two swings um yeah you know I’ve got stuff [Music] much better much better pixer I don’t believe it uh drop yourself on a tier three membership and scroll back and then you’ll believe it I already dropped piic nice try [Music] ding Roes them all confir no I’m not no I’m not you also get the added bonus of having beautiful pictures of the little kitty cats you’re welcome in advance oh okay F I see how it is okay Flapjack Jackson okay okay fair enough Good Luck Good Luck scrolling through all those cat picks [ __ ] make sure you’re you’re on the membership Tab and not the the community tab or you’re going to have a lot to sort through I did it everybody you’re welcome cment I successfully did it I learned how to be a businessman the cment sweating as I’m like stop supporting me [ __ ] [ __ ] somebody who’s watching my stream dabbing their forehead with like ruse ruse what are you saying I’m like [ __ ] off government why is he talking like that do we hire this guy thanks Blaze listen cment if you’re watching whoever my agent is or whatever that watches this [ __ ] don don thank you I just don’t believe in PE in coercing people to do something they don’t want to do if it’s no if it’s worth it people will pay for it if it’s not they won’t and that’s how it works thank you Stardust Mage that’s what it is all right I’m not going to sit here and be like oh please grab tier three membership oh please [ __ ] that if you like it you’ll do it if you don’t you won’t don’t worry about it sorry coverman nah sheaman is super cool shikim Mane never pushes me to be like marketable or whatever why aren’t cat P picks worth it oh I think they are I mean that’s why I take them my boys are worth the world I love those little bastards they’re the only thing in the world I do love uh besides myself and that’s only 50% of the time I spend every single waking moment of my life vacillating just in the most extreme way between absolute narcissism and absolute self-loathing I cannot decide whether I’m the best person in the universe or whether I’m the worst piece of [ __ ] that ever trod this [ __ ] Earth and that’s okay with me keeps life interesting Crimson ruse The Negotiator hanabe thanks for being an axhole what a mood oh mood oh yeah I also have videos of cats so I’m not this is no longer uh Shilling or whatever the [ __ ] uh don’t worry about axh holding or whatever but if you are an axhole you should be able to access the private little cat videos I have up so take a look at those two when you’re done looking at the pictures there’s a couple of Methuselah and uh Pollock in there I think hi Don welcome to be an axhole big Crimson mood anyway I’m done with that cuz if I talk anymore whether I say positive things or negative things you guys are going to be like okay well now I’m being convinced and then you’re going to be all like now I feel compelled to be an axle so instead of allowing that to be the case and instead of allowing that to happen what I’m going to do is I’m going to say uh this is where we call it Gamers thanks for hanging out it’s been great uh this has been Minecraft yeah there you [Laughter] go oh The Negotiator ah The Negotiator thanks for tagging along how do we feel about Minecraft it’s been a little bit since I played it so I was like I better get a stream in but I really wanted to go do something adventurous today instead of just building so I thought that was a lot of fun uh serus thank you serus rather thank you again for uh being a glucose Guardian I don’t know why you would do something like that but congratulations on getting your head cut the [ __ ] off live on stream and for christening Zephyr with the first rater blood uh anyway I need to find somebody to redirect to don’t I let’s look for somebody I can pop by before you go do you key smash uh not no because I’ve never been embarrassed in my life and I’ve never key smashed in my life I can’t be thrown off I can’t be embarrassed I can’t be flustered I can’t be caught off guard I definitely have never key smashed for sure but I I I do speak fluent key smash I can read it easy peasy do we still have to be mean to you yeah I just got on all right Breeze lightning you’re going to have to watch the VOD unfortunately I don’t think I have perms to raid in radoo right now oay no wait an thanks for being an axel welcome in and enjoy the cat content as it stands I’m going to get the [ __ ] out of here thanks again I’ll see you guys for whatever is happening Friday I’m sure it’s nothing important uh come or don’t uh that’s your business bye have fun we’re going to raid over to Rio saai who’s currently playing uh Russ vcr and I think that’s going to be all of it bye guys [Music] [Music] [Applause] why