Mindcrack Ultra Hardcore – S3 E1 – Worst… Start… Ever!

Hello guys season four three three Jesus well three went really well nice try not mated and what you win by new people mm-hmm why am I in the middle aisle I tell you’re in the middle there yeah yeah sandwich between uh Ito and Kurt yep I’m better now I’m an Indian Circle

That’s really something to Indian Circle Oh kill him arrows lame arrows i blocking dopes so we’re on the minecraft server now but we’re all gonna join another server that’s set up where we’re all going to spawn somewhere randomly in the map the maps 2000 by 2000 blocks in

Size and on the outside of that 2000 2000 block area there’s just water if you come to the edge of it you’ll know because the water goes all the way down to bedrock and if you look down in there you’ll see like the world’s been cut by

The water so that’s that’s as far as you can go like if you’re in a cave and you come to it you’ll know because you’ll come to a wall of water and you can’t go any further the only rules are no branch mining and no alliances right yeah yeah guys oh we

Could choose not to kill one another right mr. Himes you share alliances hey hey you me man stop hugging swords it’s gross oh this is sword what touched his face with my sword dhu we’re gonna lie to each other and you guys won’t even

Know it I will kill him if I see you I see you two together oh I’m gonna do it in everybody knows how that’s how it’s gonna end up spoon interested you on with the rules big words um new comer everything’s pretty much the same as

Season one or season 2 except for the the potion now takes a gold block instead of a gold ingot so it’s for the glistering melon yep yeah yeah much tough it still yield the same amount though yep yep as normal yeah golden apples two hearts takes 8 ingots instead of nuggets

And I think it’s about it Jen posing is it Q&A time The Regent posters are supposed to be removed I haven’t ever are you shocked if they’ve been removed all right then how does it – sound too hard best cheap he’s been pissing yourself all the time

This is true I got tested the box away well you know what stuff hey thanks I’m and stuff are we just recording until until it’s done or how does the stopping time work or breaks or um I figured we go three hours a session unless I mean

Right now it’s 2:00 a.m. for Docs so that’ll be fine we go that far okay and wondering what we do when we die to yell out yeah cuz smoke out that’s it yeah like well we were talk about doing the creative mode thing but the problem would be you might give away someone’s

Position by doing that right and so if you die just goodbye yeah um I guess for the viewers there’s going to be the server’s gonna send out messages every 30 minutes and that’s how we’re going to edit our episode so that we all have similar in purple yep it’s in purple a

Manly purple purple it’s kind of pinkish purple in it it’s wore pink Ashley yeah Lagoona mm magenta exactly imagine imagine it all right anyone have anything they want to add um I want to look at all the new people look it’s kurt j mac i am gino

Bosch first one to die every time doc etho part of Team Canada he you know he’ll never kill me and pause because we have a pact and whispers be double Oh where’d he go oh you’re shifting I couldn’t see your name there you are no hi that’s how you’re gonna survive the

Whole thing just shift you ever saw all the time my pinky’s already tired this is what b-doubles gonna do yep the whole time good luck can’t see the name at all I thought you might see a little glimpse of it but no don’t leave Isabel yep Wow it’s gonna funning holding ships

Gonna get tiring yeah hmm could be the slowest series everyone’s gonna be whee what blocka tower now close are we going to be in relation to each other well it’s it’s a two thousand by two thousand and the plots were randomly just just told on the map with mcedit like well

The top-down view so that no one could tell what the map exactly looked like once on a green spot there no one’s going to start in water or desert okay when I have a tree or something nearby but I do know there’s some snow biomes and stuff like that so you might start

At snow biome and not have access to apples it’s cool which means you have to find something I guess it’s the luck of the draw qu but it’s all random what we did is I just named player one through eight randomly threw him in there and mcedit

And then I sit those player files to badge and he randomly named them so that there’s no way that anyone can know where they’re going to start at so it’s all random and I randomized them again oh yeah yeah we tested it last night so me and badge and paws also where we

Started so we we only just log in log right back out just see there’s minimize jennette against again just to make sure that no one doing hi it’s okay you need a handicap form of fact where the veteran Alliance please do over here oh hey hey we should form an alliance okay

All right all right let’s start at the game all right guys well I have spawned on this snow biome which is not helpful because I don’t have apples or anything like that but there is plenty of wood now I got to be really careful here there are eight

Players on this map and a spider I saw a spider walking around there already so this should be interesting um okay let’s make some tools here we need some tools first things first let’s make a pick to get some stone guys I’m not gonna lie what oh no its Kurt hurt already

Oh No Oh alright looks like they’re giving him an apple so Kurt I mean okay it looks like Goods dudes giving him creative mode he’s gonna give himself an apple and we got to get moving here um I’m down a hunger bar because I was waiting for

These guys to connect and I was walking around I shouldn’t have done that but I do see some pigs over here I hope I don’t run it see this is such a weird feeling I got to be careful not to run into anybody because they’re gonna be

Gunning for me they’re gonna be gunning for anybody they see come here Pig oh yeah there we go just got to make sure we do not do not starve alright so um it’s got a little a little Homebase going here I think we’re pretty well hidden right here there’s trees

Everywhere we’re on the other side of a little hill so I like this spot I think we’re gonna stick to here and maybe I should just share with you my strategies now I plan on using animals to my advantage I want to have a team of wild

Dogs not wild dogs they’re gonna be tamed tame wolves for me and I want to always they’re always going to be around me everywhere I go that way if I ever get hit by anything a mob player anything these dogs are just going to go bananas and attack the person or thing

That hit me so maybe the other guys are thinking the same thing they probably are they’re all smart dudes but dogs are very very important and to get dogs you need bones so yeah I’m gonna be on lookout for bones okay all right now let’s uh let’s get to work here and make

Some better tools make a sword that sort out of here I’m so worried that somebody’s just gonna show up and just try to murder me I really want to win this guys I’m sure you can understand and I hope that hmm excuse me I hope that none of you get angry or something

If I accidentally kill one of your favorite youtubers because there are a lot of cool people playing with us and um you know I hope that there is no hatred this is all the games so if I kill someone relax didn’t die in real life or anything

Was that gone already that would least got a cook pork chop chop down some more wood here I’d be real careful and I wish I was an apple territory though we gotta go weak this can’t be our permanent home we have to have to take a look now goo

Did say that f3 was allowed in the game so I’m gonna make good use of that we got 393 424 okay so basically have 400 and 400 positive and negative that’s easy to remember so let’s actually let’s get up here and take a look around real quick we need to

Kill some more pigs that is just open tundra right there it looks like there’s a desert there that desert there wonder if there might be a a jungle nearby I would love to get some cats cats will be really good to have keep creepers away you’d never be surprised by a creeper if

You have a cat running around but I’ve already made made my first decision here that make a I didn’t make a pic did I damn it it’s okay guys I’m nervous give me a break we’re going to start wandering I know the other guys are probably hunkering

Down right now they don’t want to draw too much attention to themselves but we’re in a bad spot here I mean I thought this was a good spot but we’re not near or we aren’t in your Apple territory there aren’t very many animals around so we’re going to walk a little

Bit and see if we can’t gotta be real careful here though why am i whispering they can’t hear me oh there’s some pigs definitely need these guys yeah pigs must slay you another one of my strategies guys to make traps um I don’t know if anybody will ever fall for a

Trap what’s getting night 2 but I’m gonna make them just to another one all right we should really actually we should head back now yeah we got some we got some pork chops I’m gonna head back to where we were play I can find it before anything spawns and uh oh man

Or was it was over here somewhere right I don’t have torches or anything I didn’t break down any wood it’s right here okay let’s chop down some trees real quick everybody’s still at full health this is good well technically not really but yay darkness all right let’s uh let’s get

These pork chops actually let’s cook up some of the charcoal and while we do that let’s build a now there’s no strip mining allowed I hope the other guys aren’t strip mining I’m sure goo told them the rules and stuff so there’s no strip mining allowed

But you are dig you are allowed to dig down to try to find a cave so that’s what I’m going to be doing here okay we got two of these let’s use those we just need one really and then we could probably use it let’s do this well not a

Pressure plate so I want to get some creeper powder some gunpowder to make some TNT traps not sure how well this this will all work but we’ll see as of right now I’ve got a master plan in my head see how it all works out in the

End but uh I’m sorry you guys have to watch this part I might might well I might cut it out I don’t know I want everybody to have equal amount or equal number of episodes and exact times so yeah I’m hoping that I hear an Enderman already yeah I

Definitely hear an Enderman I don’t know if he’s outside or beside me let’s get this up here okay we haven’t found a cave yet guys you guys don’t know how nerve-racking this is let’s use one of these which leaves us with three coal charcoal exactly twelve torches what was that

Enderman sound put in here kind of sound like it was coming from the side Enderman maybe it was outside because we are pretty close to the surface still at this point now you know what I’m not going to use not going to use torches to cover that it’s you some cobble I always

Have to look behind me who knows when somebody could be coming for me it’d be really good to come upon like a mine shaft or something having to melon seeds would be amazing move I hear skeletons you guys hear that well I hear them they sound like they’re coming from

Here oh there’s some cold this is good this is good let’s see this pork chop scrap is coal I need a new pic here in a second so guys who do you think is gonna die first everybody still got full health ooh that skeleton sounds really close I

Would love to get some of the bones ah maybe find some dogs man this is tough at the same time I don’t skeleton will definitely damage me I don’t know what to do still everybody’s full okay the skeleton sounds close I feel like he might you

Know what I’m gonna make a shovel I’m gonna grab that gravel because if worse comes to worse with the skeleton to somehow be low me drop some gravel on them kill him and grab his bones okay more pork this is good all right we are out of wood officially tank okay well we

Have enough to make a shovel which is what we want I guess I could have done that by hand but I want to bore the crap out of you guys so we’ll make another pick whoa skeleton might just be above us but he sounds really close down here all right

Let’s uh let’s grab this gravel is this safe this probably isn’t safe still everybody have full health will the skeleton is real close all this gravel is really really good we’re going to use this gravel as a weapon [Applause] I’m still doing okay I’d love to know what time it is

Outside I can go out and get some more wood maybe even just travel a little bit and try to find a better spot but first I want to find the skeleton it sounds like they’re really close I should I should be this close to the wall everybody’s still have full health really close

Come on skeleton show yourself how cool it’d be if it was a skeleton spawner I’d have arrows for days if I can set it up without dying doc is hurt finish him Oh doc is down three oh man up doc went after a spider it’s a smart move

Actually because we I mean string is valuable as well especially for me since I’m trying to get some cats I need to catch fish to get those cats well we’re not going to be short on coal that’s for sure oh man it sounds so close or the help who iron this is this

Excellent oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no I took some damage oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh he’s oh no oh this is not good this is so not good Oh skeleton dropped in on me okay so that is not a good start that is

Not a good start what do we do now we can’t go back in there if that is a spawner I’m dead I mean I did get bones oh man that is so not good okay alright well we’re just gonna keep going down so to keep it digging down oh and hopefully

We find some gold or something buzz buzz or boss badge is talking trash so yeah I’m in I’m in rough shape everybody else is full except for Doc oh my gosh this is dangerous now I want to block this off in case somebody comes from behind me I have got a tall task

Ahead of me my friends a tall task indeed least you’ve got coal lots of coal oh that is oh I hear lava well we got to take a chance here we’ve got to take a chance here oh I hear zombies were you at zombie I don’t hear skeletons though which is good hope

There’s a zombie come here zombie come here zombie yep there okay come here come this way this way god this zombies stupid to come here come here zombie come here zombie let’s be friends zombie let’s be friends look at him he’s just standing there I thought these moms

Are supposed to have new improved AI what level we at I don’t think that’s even gold level yet are you just gonna stand there oh here he comes nope doesn’t want anything to do with me I looks like etho take half a heart of damage

Oh man come on zombie I want to get down there but I definitely can’t get down there with that zombie there how much iron do I have oh I don’t even think I grabbed that iron because that’s where the skeleton was standing or this zombie

Go stuck oh so much for episode 1 I guess I might have the most exciting episode out of everyone you might not be a long series for me though we’ll see what happens