MINECON 2016 Stampy VS Squid

Quickly squid we’re getting overwhelmed there’s just too many of them i’m taking out as many as i can not as many as me what they’re just saying stamps i’m taking out more than you nice house squared looking good thanks stamps keep working on it and it’ll always be as good as mine

I can’t believe how much good stuff we found look i’ve almost got a stack of gold well i have five diamonds that is better than 100 pieces of gold you reckon yeah don’t worry about it i think i’m just a little bit better at mining than you that’s all i’m faster i’m faster

Bullseye you call that growing potato stamps look right that’s it this is starting to get stupid you’re starting to get stupid squid well you started it well how about we end this right now okay let’s do it um how how about we have a competition to

Find out once and for all who is better at minecraft ha easy you’re on but uh where well how about on stage at minecon fine fine uh when right now let’s do it khan hello minecon wow there’s a lot more of you than i expected that’s amazing thanks

For coming to the stampyverse squid show where as you saw we have been doing a lot of arguing a lot of arguing to see who is the best at minecraft and personally i think i’m the better player so what do you think well you know what i think and

I think i know what everyone else thinks so let’s before we start we’re gonna see where the room is at okay and see who’s team squid who’s team stampy so yeah anyone who thinks that squid is going to win well let’s hear anyone here okay how about stamp there

It’s pretty close but you know what to be honest it doesn’t matter because it’s all going to be proven on stage so we’re basically thought of minecrafters three three pillars okay to be the best minecraft player so the first thing is you need to be good at building

Minecraft’s a building game so if you can’t build then you’re not a good minecraft player okay so that’s the first thing we’re gonna do and then number two you’ve gotta know about minecraft so we’re gonna have a minecraft quiz to see how who has the minecraft knowledge who knows the most

About minecraft that’s gonna be step number two yep and then the third one is we’re gonna have a pvp battle showdown to see who is the better battler so it’s going to be good fun hope you guys are excited you excited yeah awesome okay so let’s get started then the the first

Thing we’re going to be doing is having a build-off so let’s have a build off building time who will win and who will fall okay so we are going to be starting off with a a building time we’re just waiting we don’t have the the screens up

Yet so we just need to be able to to to kind of see what’s going on and then we’re going to be able to to build so in case anyone hasn’t seen building time basically we have 15 minutes uh to try and build normally we’re doing topics

That people have suggested but seeing as we’re at minecon we thought that the topic should be minecon so we’re going to have 15 minutes to try and build something to do with minecon and at the end you’re all going to to vote on who you think has built the uh the the best

Thing so we’re going to invite squid into the the game here and the second he’s joined we’re going to begin building oh so we’ve done we’ve done over 50 building times before none quite like this on stage not with a live audience so it’s going to be quite exciting it’s

Normally quite a high pressure thing to build anyway but it’s just a whole load more added pressure so you guys we’re here on stage but what’s kind of knowing that we’re we’re building about minecon have you kind of got any uh any idea about what you uh wanted to be able

To to build um i think because we’re at minecon we might as well build something to do with minecon so how about that with the topic maybe we don’t know it’s up to you so the way it normally works is we kind of build to 50 minutes then

We burn the wall and then it’s all revealed uh we can kind of see each other’s screams this time we can cheat around i’m going to take some ideas from your screen see what you’re doing and uh cheat a little bit that way we’re waiting for squid to load into the the

Game i don’t know is it frozen is it i don’t know let me just go to center that’s a good start let me just go and send another game invite yeah okay it looks like xbox live is down so i’m not working so typical i’ve sent you

Another invite we’ll have one more go and if this doesn’t work then we might just do the the quiz first because all you need to do the quiz is to have a piece of paper so sometimes the the old technology is sometimes the the way to go to

You gotta love technology you really have so is that fingers crossed are you able to get in yeah it should be joining now okay hopefully it works fingers crossed so this is why as i said we’re just going to go and do the quiz first and kind of

Switch this around and then oh yeah hopefully someone’s going to be able to get this set up so it does work and so yeah it looks like uh it’s not loading in right now so hopefully someone can sort that out and we’re going to have to to switch things around so we’re going

To do the quiz first this time yeah let’s do it let’s do the quiz so we’re going to to invite a a quiz master uh so it’s gonna give them time to get ready because they’re probably it’s probably chaos back there right now so give them time to try and get things

Sorted uh but yeah patrick is gonna be our quiz master he’s the producer of wonderquest if any of you have seen that show and he’s also the uh the voice of flunky as well hello patrick hey guys hi everyone all right so so do you want to explain

Kind of the rules of the the quiz i kind of want to don’t want to look over your shoulder to see and you’ll be there no cheating i will not show you guys the questions and the rules are this i have five questions for each of them and whoever gets

The most right wins yep and whoever doesn’t lose it great who do we think is going to win you also get if you get stumped you each get one chance to ask a friend for advice all right so let’s start with squid okay the tension is real what year

Did the full version of minecraft officially release no one shout out the answer don’t pause hoping someone’s going to shout it out um you’ve heard of minecraft you should know this what’s minecraft the full version released the full version it’s a trick question like the answer is what it is so we

Actually wrote the questions for each other so we were able to choose how mean we are but i think that was a fair enough question um this is tough this is intense i’m gonna say 2010. you’re trying to read his mind what was that you’re like watching your final

Answer i feel like you play mind tricks with me right now okay no that’s it final answer ooh 2011. oh one year yeah so we’re off to a great start and now not for me for me this is an amazing start that was not a bad guess actually

Let’s turn the pressure on stampy here stampy how many different types of fish are there in minecraft different types of fish we got clown ones we got puffer ones we got just the the fish fish which are just fish fish just the non-descript fish um

Uh what else we’ve got we got um like salmon salmon’s one isn’t it that’s one isn’t it no that’s me oh yeah i’m not helping you are we counting is cooked fish another type of fish or is that just a hot fish i don’t know if it’s a heated

Up fish i don’t know i’m going to overthink this i’m going to say like five five oh was it six no it was four four you listed all of them yeah oh i listed the all i just assumed i just i didn’t think that i’d know them all i didn’t have

Faith in my own knowledge so i did say them all so we’re still tied with zero correct answers we’re going back to squid here squid where was the first minecon held what’s where what what what part of the world oh i don’t know this is tense

Any idea do you have any idea sweden no it was not sweden it was washington state oh my god oh my god this is going terrible i know nothing about minecraft we’re gonna go we’re to go quickly to stampy here stampy how many hearts does a pig have how many hearts

Does a pig have um so like players have like 10 or nine don’t they and i’m gonna go with like i’m gonna go with five again cause i think if i keep saying five enough eventually that is going to be the correct answer it’s just not unless the question is

What color is my party hat or something five might not be the correct answer i’m gonna go i’m gonna go with five again oh sorry it’s ten ten it’s ten takes like ten hearts of damage i’m so sorry but i got the achievement for pushing it off a cliff and i didn’t

Push it off from that high not even close i think we’re gonna get one of these i think we’re to get one we’re going to get one person to answer one of these five corrections okay squid yeah what minecraft mob has the most health uh the iron golem they’re laughing at your answer

Ender dragon the ender no i’m with all right the weather did he get it how long are you gonna do it that’s one right answer for squid it’s the weather yeah it was his third answer so it seems next time when you ask me how many fish i’m going one two three

Four just wait for you to say yes the crowd seems to agree squid is winning right now so stampy how many different villager careers are there should i say five again or is that getting silly at this point okay you know what i have no idea so i

Think i’m going to use my ask a friend so is there is there anyone backstage that knows anything about minecraft because apparently we know nothing is there anyone hanging out who come here come up and give us a hand oh there’s got a smile coming someone’s gonna know about minecraft

Should know a little bit about minecraft so our question hopefully you can help because stampy is struggling here yeah how many different villager careers are there the funny thing is that i knew the answers to all the other questions i thought you were safe there but but first of all like

Really there’s both professions and careers are we talking about the careers or like like we we’re talking about the careers the careers well i think i think you had a pretty good strategy going you think you’re saying yeah yeah yeah if it’s fine so i’m going to go with five

I i think we stumped you i have here that there are 11. um when the lead developer of the game you’re asking questions about doesn’t know the answer do we have any hope oh guys should we ask questions about a different game well okay here’s a tricky question okay i can

Give you a spoiler this answer the answer to that question is incorrect tomorrow no way wow but it’s still valid now that’s the good thing is is that an exclusive as well yeah yeah you heard that first here stampy versus squid at minecon more careers coming um well let’s let’s keep going here

Maybe stampy can rally or maybe squid can increase his lead and squid still does have an ass jeb as well if i want to use it i feel confident in you give me a good question what other game has mo yang developed oh for me i’m going to pass it

To my friend so we’ve made scrolls yes and council and we have a co-developed that is a cobalt worth one and a half points do we get all one and a half pounds i’m just going to give you one i’m just going to give you one that’s five by

Eight it was kind of scary cobalt i said a half a point because it was co-developed so i think i don’t think you can just add them all up so so what’s what’s the score so is it two two two zero squid is up by two okay

All right stampede this is your chance you can pull away you can catch up it might be five this time how many ironing gots a lot of number questions here how many ironing gots does it take to make two iron golems like two iron this is just a maths question you’re

Playing on my weaknesses so what’s it like 72 yes well we’re still in it stanley you’re still in the game all right squid so if squid gets this right then i’ve lost haven’t i yeah really pressure is on squared please do something i’m just going to cough over the questions

What materials do you need to craft a sea lantern are you regretting using your ass yeah yeah yeah a sea lantern how how many people here know how to make a sea lantern if you know how that is not chris shards no i’m so sorry it’s good redstone prismarine shard and prismarine crystals

Oh it was so close so stampy this is your chance to have i have a chance to pressure is on here another numbers question oh it’s not if the answer’s above 50 i’m not going to be happy about this all right stampy how many biomes are there in minecraft

There’s loads he needs to there’s loads oh i wish i could he’s sitting right here it’s more than five i know okay i’m gonna answer it slowly while watching jen’s face to see if he promises what you should do you should just count and keep counting until you get it

I think it’s around like the 20 mark or something i think it’s more than there’s like like variations of ones around 20 25 can i can i check the answer real quick i don’t know is it in the hole do you know no no i don’t know there are 63. 63.

Why do you add so many biomes that’s way too many bios i just need a field and a pond and i’m sad it seems like we have our winner and it is squid who stumped stampy yes congratulations so that means that squid is now one up

For the best of three so things aren’t looking good so far for team stampy but there’s still plenty of time for me to redeem myself but first i want to say a huge thank you to patrick and of course jeb as well for helping us out in the quiz thank you very much

More help to squid than to me you like your number questions don’t you right we’re going to have i set up play on your weakness and i know you’re not good at maths or did pretty well right we’re going to have another go trying to to load up for

Um the the building time hopefully squid’s going to be able to to get into the the game then and then it’s going to mean that i need to i need to really play play well today don’t know i really need to to start my game out so i’ve just

Sent you an invite if you’re able to you’re going to build a number five today’s minecon panel has been sponsored by the number five hopefully everyone has learned something they’ve also learned something about their nine times table so thanks thanks for that question squid so fingers

Crossed we are going to be able to to join into the game if this doesn’t work we’re just going to have two five-minute builds where we’re just gonna have one person build for five minutes then the other person build for five minutes and then we’re gonna be able to burn the

Wall that way so does it seem like it’s it’s working i think sir okay it’s it’s loading fingers crossed fingers crossed this is this is the most tension i’ve ever felt waiting for for someone to join a minecraft game hopefully it’s going to to be able to

It’s still loading in so we’re gonna do things slightly differently rather than building out at the the same time we’re gonna take turns so uh squid you want to go first so if you come here so everyone can see this is squid side here my side

Is going to be on the other side so tell you what let’s make it so i’m not going to to be able to to see what you built so i’m going to i’ll go backstage i’ll go so i can live comment here what i’m building if you want okay okay i’ll

Commentate over you okay so yeah this is some inspiration this is unplanned but we’ll make the most of it squid’s gonna have five minutes to to build once he’s done i’m gonna have five minutes and then you are all gonna have to to vote uh by cheering out loud and then we’re

Gonna see who is uh built the best thing so we can start the timer are you ready i’m ready let’s do this yeah the timer what’s the topic minecart minecon okay three two one go start building okay so what i’m gonna do is i’m gonna try and recreate myself

Meeting like you guys fun so we’re gonna try and do like a big squid and then hopefully meeting some fans are how long have we got uh you’re five minutes so five minutes you only have 15 minutes so you’ve got a third of the time that you

You normally have okay i’m not gonna do a big like squid avatar i’m gonna do a stick man okay we don’t have the time to do anything else it’s literally going to be a stick man but uh i’m feeling pretty confident i’m already gonna make him how are you gonna

Make it minecraft i’m gonna i’m gonna put like uh well we’re in minecraft so that’s halfway there you could just do anything yeah i could do anything that we want so uh i’m feeling pretty confident though i’ve already won nill up there’s not a lot of pressure on me here you

Know yeah i guess it’s kind of it’s it’s it’s less of a risk for you yeah i mean i could just build the number five right now and it wouldn’t really yeah i wouldn’t really that’s my strategy squid uh i’ve rode the number five train the whole way and i’m not i’m not

Jumping off it now oh this is this is terrible this is terrible so it’s tough i don’t get what you’re doing so is it just like it’s it’s a 2d squid okay that is what i’m going for right now okay can you kind of

Just go back a bit so we can always like a man squid or you’re gonna have lots of tentacles it’s a squid squid it’s it’s my avatar i’ve used your arms no this is my head oh sorry look it looks good it looks like it’s not bad

I just couldn’t i just was trying to get my head my head around your head basically that’s what i was trying to to work out is this the the mouth yeah this is gonna be a terrible mouth design this oh this is gonna look so so ugly okay this is fine this is

Fine how long have we got left i need like a ah you have three minutes left okay you still have the majority of your of your time left so yeah you have time to go so are you just building the squid or are you going to

Be people i don’t think i’m going to have time to like yourself around anything else i think by the way i think you’re building the teeth and the red bits backwards you’re feeling that you filled the middle in with teeth and then you’ve just got gums around the outside

How many times have you built your own skin it’s because i’m on stage how are you supposed to eat cake with my mouth like that it’s because i’m so happy okay i’m so happy that my gums are showing you know what suddenly i just had an overwhelming sense of confidence that i

Actually have a chance to have a comeback here were you feeling sorry for me what about eyes yeah are you gonna how are you gonna because you normally have eyes on the side if you’ve done it 2d how are you you’re just going to not have that yeah i’ve just pretty no we

Can add eyes here okay this is this is where we can put the eyes okay i’m looking forward to this i’m putting something here okay you look like a nuke oh that’s good doesn’t it look nice i really don’t know what this has to do with minecon but uh i’m just rolling

With it right now this is this is beautiful it’s looking good this is a work of art it says it’s interesting i’m just so happy that i’m at minecon there’s a that is a big teefy grin that’s it you’re so happy that you’re at minecon yeah you’ve done a huge happy

Grin yeah you’re here in front of you know everyone that loves minecraft and which is your video you’ve got your party hat on course are you gonna be holding anything oh i don’t know what do you think um i think i’m fine why am i helping you

I think you should burn it all down that’s what i think you should do don’t ask what are you holding uh i’m gonna i’m gonna do like a the letter five also the letter five i did ah fantastic are you done are you are you happy with your field

I think i think you’ve got slightly over five minutes anyway but i’m happy i’m happy okay all right let me uh let me pan back and let me show you it looks pretty good okay yeah right so we’re gonna reset the the timer let me just go and change around the the

Controls because i play can you make sure you save this as well because i want this world when i get home you want this yeah yeah yeah you want to print it out 3d printing on my face your your beautiful squid figure yeah well first thing i’m going

To do before i start is i’m going to have a swiftness potion because i’m going to be i need to get a move on right let’s uh let’s get going then the timer has already begun i am wasting time and i’m going to i’m going to build an enderman

Yeah because that’s like the minecon 2016 thing there’s enderman everywhere are you going with the the stick man are you are you popping off my style i’m going 3d you’re in 3d skinny legs big body that’s the way yeah this is an enderman that instead of picking up dirt

Blocks and sand and stuff picks up cakes and puts them in its mouth so it’s going to be a cha a chubby enderman is what i’m going i’ve never seen a chubby enderman before so this is going to be the first time for that here oh you’re going a bit big here stumps

You’ve only got four minutes i know i i i’m i’m risking running out of time it looks like a stick man that’s it it looks pretty good it’s skinny legs the thing is though because i don’t if you notice enderman have magical teleportation powers so it’s supporting

All of its weight with its magical powers it doesn’t even need that it doesn’t walk why would it have big legs they teleport if you don’t get time to finish you can say like the rest of the enderman hasn’t been teleported yeah they’ve got half here their heads got lost

When you travel somewhere and they lose your luggage it’s like that with enderman they teleport just lose sometimes their head shows up a day later in the closet it’s just one of the things you have to deal with three minutes 40 seconds left there’s loads of time

I’m not going to i think you’re going to run out okay i’m going to have a break for a while i’m getting tired of some water yeah i’ll have a quick seat yeah and i’m going to carry on yeah i’m that confident ah lovely yeah oh yeah i was doing

Something let’s get back to that yeah okay that was probably a bad idea let’s let’s get a move on now shall i oh team stampy coming wow thank you guys i wonder if everyone would be cheering as much if you built something amazing you don’t want to seem like you’re

Cheering the person that’s not going to end up winning right this is the uh this is the important part this is the the enderman head okay i i just haven’t done them i haven’t done arms yet either you need two eyes yeah yeah you’re gonna build the kick as

Well oh you’re not gonna build a cake um if i have time i’ll build a cake if i don’t have time i’m gonna say the enderman has eaten the cake so therefore there won’t be can you step back a minute i just want to see what it kind

Of looks like give give everyone a perspective of the enderman you said we’re trying to waste time there we go no no just just just just compare it to mine just sit back when i get no squid none of your silly strategies i’m not well i fell for a little bit but not

Falling for it anymore we’re gonna get i tried i did try we’re gonna get this enderman bill i got two minutes and two minutes left left so i’m actually still feeling okay so i’m gonna get the head down you’re feeling pretty confident i wanna do him holding a cake that’s

That’s what i wanna go for if i get that done then i’m going to be i’ll be really happy so let’s let’s cheer this off i’ll make the head a bit smaller two minutes left yeah i meant endermen are a bit of a weird

Shape so it is gonna be i don’t know how much of an enderman it’s gonna look like i gotta remember is there a picture of an enderman somewhere there’s got to be one in this room somewhere just so i could see one has anyone got one of the posters we’ve

Worn on or something they want to hold up so i can remember what they look like right their eyes are like this and oh they’re going to be a little bit close together there we go i’m feeling a bit more confident now stuff yeah

All right let me just let me just go and check on oh yeah that was yours yeah all right let’s get this neck done okay we’ve got one minute 20 seconds okay do you reckon i have time to do him holding a cake will i be able to get it done in time

Just over a minute it’s gonna be a rush right i’ll give it a go i work my best there we go let’s go and do the um the arms kind of coming let’s just do them kind of oh no this is weird this is difficult just over a minute the pressure i want

To represent for team stampy they’ve been amazing here they here yeah i can see enderman okay their arms are much longer okay this is an end of them with short arms and legs thank you guys hi guys it looks like he’s got staircase arms it looks like he’s got his arms trapped in

The door i’m gonna i’m gonna do him holding a tiny little cake i think because i have uh 30 seconds joanna do you want to do like a bit of a countdown when we get to about 20 so yeah so everyone knows when it gets like 10 seconds time for

Time for my cake luckily i have built many cakes in my life so i can get a i get a tiny one baked up in no time so we’ve got the lovely ice a cookie yeah it’s a it’s a cupcake it’s a cut it’s an enderman with a cupcake and i do

Believe yeah that i have uh i am finished it’s not bad it’s not bad so anyone that’s seen building time what do we do after we finish building burn the wall let’s burn the wall it doesn’t matter so much because we can see them anyway but it wouldn’t be building time without us

Burning down a wall and so now we can kind of step back and uh have a look at either the two builds next to each other and it doesn’t matter what we think about them it matters what you think about them it’s time for the the voting so the way we’re gonna do

This is we’re gonna do squid first then stampy you just need to to pick your favorite build and you need to go as loud as crazy as you can whichever one is there the loudest will be the the winner so can we leave the uh the builds

Up on the screen if we if we can if everyone can uh can still see them yeah and we can do the the vote so you can go first with okay so who likes mine that’s pretty loud come on big screens some of them like it some of

Them like it they’re they’re the people at the very back of the room that couldn’t see properly yeah that’s what that was right okay so this is for me i’m gonna go three two one and then i want us to blow the roof off okay

Let’s give me a chance to win this okay team stampede three two one go i think you’ve won that one that was crazy that is very impressive i was expecting an argument but i think it has to be team stampy so that means we are now 1-1 and we need to

Have a a decider yeah so the idea for the decider was we’re going to have a battle against each other yeah it seems like the xbox’s split screen the split screen battle that’s a good idea yeah that’s an amazing idea so we’re going to be um playing split screen so um

We need to plug an extra controller in here and we’re going to have a battle so what we’re what we’re going to be uh what we’re going to be doing is something called the the battle challenge so some of you may see this before we did it a very long time ago we

Did it years ago on the um as a challenge and what we do is we have one day in minecraft don’t worry you don’t need to have to count down that long we have a day in minecraft to prepare for a battle so as soon as the sun rises we gotta go

And gather some armor we need to get prepared but then as soon as the sun starts setting we have to battle each other and whoever is going to be the last person standing is going to win stampy versus squid and there’s a little twist for the person that loses isn’t there yes so

The loser is going to have a cake in the face so i don’t want to lose we have we have two cakes out back we have a squid cake and we have a stampy cake and uh whoever ends up losing is going to have to have their head pushed

Fully into the cake in front of everyone on stage and i really like cake but i like you i like eating cake we can eat as well you know when he eats if i if i eat it fast enough yeah then it won’t get to my face i can just eat

It as my as my head goes down and by the way very quickly yeah and by the the time it gets to me and it won’t be a problem uh whatsoever so i’m going i’m going full 180 stamps going full full sensitivity right let me join then yeah

Let me join into the game now so as i said as soon as uh kind of as soon as i’m in yeah then i’m going to be able to to kind of start playing i’m just going to do my settings so remember we’re not allowed to fight each other yet but as

Soon as the sun goes down then it’s on we have to go after each other the last person surviving will win the the entire panel so are you ready for the uh the finale of stampede squid are you ready i’m ready right we will begin in three two

One go go go go go go go go go right so we only have a day so we’re not going to go mining for dimes or anything we just need to get a bit of armor like what’s your strategy what’s your what’s your plan um to win yeah obviously

Do you have any i’m gonna go straight straight for eye armor okay yeah okay thanks for letting me know i’m in your skin as well so it’s a little bit yeah if you’re weird you’re me and um i’m tennis steve okay today so we have to see you know who you’re

Following yeah we have 10 minutes well we have until sun goes down okay it’s kind of it’ll be slightly under yeah it will be about 10 minutes so sir squid is the uh the top screen that you can see uh i am the uh the bottom screen

So i want to make sure i get i don’t want to starve that would be a really embarrassing way after all of this just to die because i still haven’t at least a stone sword i guess yeah you don’t have much you don’t have much time i’m

Gonna aim for iron i feel pretty confident okay yeah i feel like i’m gonna be able to get iron in the time but uh where’s the sun is it like okay yeah is it just in the morning it’s not going up we’re still we’re still going up so what

Do you think i should do should i go straight to a cave now or try and get food or hmm let’s try let’s try anything to a cave let’s have a bit of a wander around here like i don’t want i don’t want to just dig straight down because i know what’s

Going to happen if i dig straight down when i get lost i’m going to get the fight i’m going to fall into some lava it’s not going to get well i want to find a an opening to to a cave yeah and then that way i’m going to be able to

Kind of just dive down and just yeah i just get a little bit of of iron immediately okay i’m already on the stone pickaxe stamps how are you doing i’m doing wrong i’ve got to get moving i’ve been i’m just wondering i’m just taking them see the support’s adding a lot of

Pressure yeah to do well yeah and i feel like you feel like you have to do well yeah so let’s go let’s go let’s go get some stone stuff let’s make a pickaxe get some stone standard beginning of minecraft how many times in minecraft have you punched down

We should know what we’re doing here and i can i can see your screen you’ve already got a cave i’ve got a cave i’ve got a little bit of coal i don’t know what that’s going to do it’s not really going to make me a sword but we do need

It for uh to smell the iron so uh i’m going to grab a bunch of this now just in case we find some iron how come i’m so hungry and you’re not i need food that’s what i think about microsoft i mean i had a slice of pizza backstage

Like i know for a lot of people minecraft’s like a building game or a battling game for me it’s just like in like an eating simulator i just make food anita that’s my favorite way to play minecraft it’s just cooking and eating food baking cakes and pork chops

And stuff so that you can do that now if you want you can you can set out to make a cake i’ll be pretty happy well i’m just worried that the the real cake is going to to come that’s not what i’m worried about that’s i’m not sure enough that’s a dream

But the thing i’m thinking of though is because we do have two cakes we do have a stampy cake and we have a squid cake i’m just thinking now what’s going to happen to the other cake what’s gonna happen to the cake there is it

Yeah i think i i think the winner can get to eat the other cake i think that sounds fair yeah that’d be good i think i care more about that than not having it in my face but oh i have i have found a cave now yeah i don’t have

Any torches or anything i’m going to i’m going to venture down oh you know i found some iron oh i can make at least an iron sword we have a game on our hands this is bad i am i’m not in a cave i need to find a

Cave like really quickly oh dear squid i think some of the team squid supporters are just leaving the back of their room yeah they’ve decided that they don’t they’ll be embarrassed if they hang around any longer i feel pretty good we’ve got stone so that’s not too bad

Okay yeah jolly good well good luck with that good luck using your stone tools while i’m there with my hair with your iron in my eye well actually let’s let’s make a furnace now let’s go and do that you’re pretty hungry yeah i know i’m hungry that’s actually the thing that’s

Worrying me most is my is my hunger right now so i want to make sure i can i can grab something i do have tool tips on as well the game keeps teaching me how to play like i played it before i know what i’m doing

This just in case you forget okay i really need to find a camera oh no i think i got enough for some standards by the looks of things all right let me go let me go make some uh some charcoal and do it that way i need to find out

It’s melting some things where’s the sun can you can you have a look how close are you this guy okay oh here we go i might have fun oh no squid’s found a cave okay is there is there anything uh anything down there in the cave there’s some rock call

Oh this is the worst cave this is literally the worst kip are you serious i just need iron look how good ma i got the best cake whoa best cave i’ve ever seen in my house that lava looks why don’t you jump in it stamps it looks

Pretty warm i’m just gonna get a bit more iron then i’m gonna go back to the surface i’m gonna watch the sun so i’m ready and i’m gonna get some food because if i’m hungry i won’t get a sprint like i’m gonna be there with all

Of this armor then i’m just going to go with a rumbly tummy and just fall over that’s the way the battle is going to end otherwise because if you die once it is nighttime even if the other person doesn’t take you out you’re still lost you’re still out so it’s crucially

Important to make sure you really can’t find a cave no you still wonder panicking oh whoa oh no i found a zombie i found a zombie take him out oh am i lost where am i where’s my where’s my have you seen my furnace it’s like gray about so high no i’m sorry

I don’t want you to find my furnace you’re trying to put some posters up see if anyone’s seen it have you seen this furnace responds to the name furnace where did i have lost i’ve got lost in a cave that’s fine that’s fine i’m hungry okay

Is that that’s not diamonds is it no it’s a creeper that’s that’s the worst thing i want to see right let’s i’m i’m just going back and forth out of here like i don’t want to just leave the cave i want to find my furnace again because that’s where my

Iron is let’s grab a little bit off of this but i’ve got no hunger oh you’re hungry as well yeah have you found any animals or anything yeah i’ve got some food i just need to cook it right i’m gonna make some um some some torches just so i can see what

I’m doing so it’s really really you’ve got a really nice uh tennis outfit by the way that’s i don’t know what i thought it’s minecon i thought i’d dress up for the occasion has anyone seen squid shoes by the way i think even at the back of the room you can see them

They’re just they’re glowing bright silver shoes they’re my i’ll let the camera zoom in on the shoes there we go they’re like they’re like stampy style boots that’s what they’re real life stamp yourself so i think i found where i came from i think this is it i find a

Cave please be iron please i’m just i’m just worried about the the time of the day here we go we have a battle right we did we have a game and to hammer i’ve got stillness that’s cool so i’ve got 18 iron 99 including the one

I’ve smelted so this is a oh there was a coal right here this is a a nice start from me i don’t know how long we’ve got left because we’re both in caves yeah that was a manly scream i think that was a friendly creeper you’re getting really hungry squid

Uh oh yeah that’s that’d be bad right be careful about that i better set up a furnace right i’m going i’m going hunting i think i’m going to make myself a an iron pickaxe just in case the the worst comes to i can protect myself a little bit but i’m

Going to go and try and get something to oh we found some more iron okay this is good behind me that’s turned into a pantomime but behind you right i’m gonna i’m gonna go and grab a i’m gonna grab a little bit more iron here i’m gonna take this up to the

Surface and then i’m gonna i’m gonna use that up at the uh i can hear people shouting that there’s a mob spawner near me apparently this this way do apparently there’s a mob spawn as well i mean it might be dangerous but i could get some good stuff and it might get

Some food in it couldn’t be bad though okay let me let me try and climb up a little bit and try and track down oh it’s right there how did i not see that thank you team stampy all right what are we what are we gonna find hopefully some

Stampy in zombies yeah this is fingers crossed this is risky because mob spawners well they spawn mobs so we are gonna oh zombies okay i can hand i can handle zombies i think i can handle zombies no no no no no no no no no no oh run away run away run away

I’m gonna hide i gotta hide still daytime it’s still daytime stop i’m not listening to you ever again right now i need to track down all my stuff’s still there and luckily the sun hasn’t set yet but it’s close i need to dash back to where i came from and get

That stuff otherwise i’m gonna be just just me and my tennis gear that’s hardly battle gear is it yeah ah that was the best thing that could have happened to me careful squid i’m gonna get my sports bag stay back okay i’m gonna make a little bit of

Armor if i can i’m not sure what i can make though you’ve been staying a little bit quiet recently what’s going on on yours nothing much um can i get enough for some pants okay there we go you know what this could actually be quite good

Because i was hungry okay i died which was traumatic but i’ve respawned with full hunger if i can find my stuff again that that actually that was my plan that was my strategy yeah yeah i’ve i’ve done all depending on if i i think that’s the

Cave i think is this the cave is that the one do any of you remember they all look the same though it’s okay i think this is it the problem is is i have unleashed the horde of zombies yeah and they are between me and where all of my stuff is so that

There’s okay i’m going to grab a bit of sand i’m going to try and block off the hole i made i’m gonna pretend i never saw that place but have you noticed something squid what’s that the sun yeah the sun is setting right is this is this oh this is bringing back

Bad memories i don’t like this place i don’t want to go back down here oh this is it i can see the glow from my torch right oh let me go in let me sneak in right block it off block it off block it off block

It off how are you feeling stamps i’m feeling but i found the cave i found the k i just need to get stuff before you track me down how did you get your hunger up what have you been eating stick stick your favorite right i got my stuff i got my stuff we

Got his stuff where’s the zombies there uh the zombies the zombies have gone they left me they they they felt sorry for me after what they did to me where’s my if i got any iron still where’d the iron go do i have any iron here i can’t even see

The screws so small i don’t think there it is i got the iron right i’m gonna i’m gonna wait here i’m gonna get stamped boots and then i’m gonna go i’m gonna go on the the attack yeah can i can i see you on the the map

Right i’m gonna turn gamer tags on now so we can find where each uh each other are i think they’re already on are they already on yeah on the map yeah okay i’m going to do nothing i’m just going to stare away i feel like i’m in a better

Position here because i’ve seen a witch’s hook and it’s going to yeah it’s going to be bad yeah we might want to stay away from that one right let’s make my let’s make my stampy style boots i’m not going to be a scaredy cat for once in my

Life oh that was a satisfying fudge did you hear that with the base me putting those boots on just as i put them on there right okay forget the iron don’t need it all i need is my boots and my sword i am going to

Be i’m going to be set i’m going to go take you out and i’m going to win it for team stamping oh that’s the plan let’s do this either way i’m going to have a cake today so no matter how long we are no matter what i’m a winner right oh

Oh you get it getting weak well if he drops a bar i’m going to be very happy oh yeah but i don’t want to squeeze with a bow squid with a bow is a scary thing to see charging at you okay all right i’m nearly nearly out of the cave are

You are you kind of heading in my direct i suppose you’re not going to tell me are you done yeah i keep forgetting when we normally together on these things i keep forgetting i’m against you yeah keep asking you for tips and things okay right where where am i let’s dig my way

Out of here i think i can i think i know where you are but are you are you doing an ambush at the uh the exit to my cave oh this is that’s intense how much oh you got oh you got way more armor on than me don’t

You just a little bit i just got some pants you’ve got some pants yeah i can see it it’s pretty pretty even though in terms of armor though yeah it’s all going to be so going to be down to the strategy right i’m emerging from my my

Little cave i spent most of time i’ve got a little bit attached to this guy i might just stay in and make a house and i might settle down me the cave and my my family of zombies we might settle down together right this is it where is he oh no

There’s a there’s a skeleton i can see i see you just lurking somewhere above me where where are you i feel like you’re gonna get killed by some skeletons uh right i can’t steal my like my hot bars directly covering the the map i know you’re you’re high around

Here somewhere stan i think are you up here you walk around this way oh this skeleton shooting at me here oh i saw you getting your sword out this is gonna be it whoever wins this battle is gonna be the overall winner and the

Loser is gonna get a cake oh i can see you i can see him i can see oh no he’s trying to get dogs squid’s trying to team dogs where are you stubs all right i’m going to get my i’m going to eat i’m going to poison myself but

It’s something that i i need to do i need to get my my hunger up i got a bit of rotten stuff guess who’s behind i know i’m running i don’t want to turn around i just want to keep running i’m going to take him out no no no no no no

No no no no i’m going to the water i’m going in the water oh i’m waiting for my health to go up i’m just swinging like crazy i’m going under i’m going under i’m finding you under under the ocean it’s so close it was so close you had three hearts left

You had three hearts left oh that was intense that was so intense i’m shaking i i tried to go under the water and wait it works it doesn’t matter really does it i did a bad strategy i guess i probably should have dealt with the creeper but this does mean squid is

The winner and i’m a cat of his word so i’m gonna have my cake my cake my face pushed into a cake so patrick do you want to bring out the uh the the cake i’m going to have my microphone removed as well as i’m going to break minecon equipment does this work

Okay right okay so stumps this is your this is a bad time are you ready mate yeah it looks pretty cold is it cold right let’s count down five four three two one oh man does it taste nice i’m staying away no i don’t trust you

Do you think it suits him it’s a good look my highlight of mine that was amazing yeah that was a that was so much fun that was great yeah i want to see what i look like yeah you look you look fabulous man if anything it’s an improvement you just look

So good so good so that is pretty much the the end of the the stampede verse squid panel thank you so much for coming here i know there’s so much going on at minecon it really does mean so much to us that you all

Wanted to to come out and uh and see us so that is absolutely fantastic i’m gonna go get cleaned up i know things were a little bit shaky but i think we made it work and we had a lot of fun so congratulations squid cheers i’m gonna i’m gonna take this

Because i think i need it thank you so much everyone and we’ll see you later bye