MINECRAFT 2 is weird

Minecraft 2.0 yeah you heard me correctly this is not Minecraft 1.20 this is Minecraft 2.0 an update that was made on April the 1st of 2013 and it wasn’t released anywhere it was only sent out to YouTube content creators I had to download a bootleg version off of

The internet and installing it was an absolute nightmare but I finally managed to get it working with one fairly interesting Quirk which is that I cannot rescale my Minecraft window at all so I’ve come up with a fairly interesting solution I’m recording all of this in 4k

And I’m just cropping into the screen but then I thought occasion it might be nice to let you zoom out so you can see my whole desktop and this is the best idea I had so let’s begin with some of the boring stuff that’s actually really interesting because it actually ended up getting

Added into the game for example a block of coal blocks of coal didn’t exist before Minecraft 2.0 and also different colors of tinted glass we we never had an ability to have different colors of glass before this my conspiratorial mind thinks that maybe they added these

Things into a jokey update to see how the community would react and then everyone was just like we need these in the game immediately so what else we need in the game immediately diamond chickens now I got one immediately so this guy right here he he should lay

Lapis and diamonds but then when he attempts to lay an egg I I think he’ll explode that’s kind of scary and that makes him quite Sinister is there anything that you want to give me little fella I’m gonna be super creepy I’m just gonna follow this guy around

Oh diamond diamond there we go he finally did it you finally I’m finally cashing in I kind of want to see one of them explode except the good news is this update includes a way that you can force an animal to explode by essentially feeding them too much

Oh my goodness oh my goodness I I forgot I forgot that there was a video oh dear yeah this definitely feels like something that could only exist before Microsoft got involved oh my goodness gracious me let’s uh move very quickly on from that one to a new Redstone

Component that was added which is called the EthosLab now this I genuinely think that half slabs of TNT should exist in the game like maybe it could be something that only does damage to entities and doesn’t damage the environment however I will say I I do think this does do damage to the

Environment in fact I’m fairly certain when this explodes does it yeah it drops anvils on people it makes me so happy to see that as like a feature in the game 10 years ago when Etho is still to this day trying to drop anvils on people never change Etho never

Change I tell you one thing they definitely shouldn’t change torches you see this was a genuine feature that was planned to be added into Minecraft torch is burning out I’d be surprised if it happened that fast that would be pretty rubbish but this was always something

That was being discussed and I think it was actually planned for an update and then they they decided against it at the last minute and I’m so glad they did because this is complete pants I’ll tell you what is incomplete pants though the Flopper and I like the fact that they I

Think they’ve actually replaced the dropper here yeah there’s there’s no such thing as a dropper in Minecraft 2.0 it is only Flopper now what does a Flopper do I hear you ask well it takes anything that you put into it and it turns into raw fish

It is it it converts anything and I mean absolutely anything into raw fish which in the case of diamond blogs isn’t really a great deal but in the case of something like dirt that could be fantastic imagine you can make a TNT cobblestone generator and just fill a

Bunch of floppers and then you’d have fish for days oh who doesn’t want fish for days the only thing is of course you would have to cook it and well well furnaces furnaces also received a bit of an update in Minecraft 2.0 oh yeah yep it’s yep that furnace is starting to get

A little bit warmer oh boy that’s starting to look like quite a lot of smoke yeah it’s definitely definitely getting pretty toasty goodness gracious me oh whoa explosion wow okay that I was I wasn’t expecting things to catch fire my words yeah furnace is overheat now so

If you have like a big industrial smelter that’s gonna be pretty dangerous but you know it was not dangerous zombie pigman now just they carry battle signs they don’t get any swords anymore they look like little protesters I wonder what the signs would say I look forward to reading the comments later

Actually on the topic of the thing saying things though apparently yeah there’s no speech bubbles for blocks so they can talk to you did we get really lucky there yeah I mean it it seems like we got really lucky what happens if I punch what happens if I

Punch this what is this but is that a pig textured to be a horse wait have I have I missed something here yep that’s a pony I didn’t realize I must have totally missed that wait I’ve got to get myself a shot of my childhood dream is about to be fulfilled

Yes oh my goodness she’s ridiculous I’m feeling a bit of a dream here this is fantastic but anyway you have blocks blocks speak to us now occasionally I’m not sure if I like it or love it now when I was actually trying to get this game working I was looking through the

Settings because everything was breaking and I saw this and I turned it on and I genuinely thought this was just an example of it being broken but I’ve now realized this is this is intended this is what it’s actually meant to look like you have to remember back in 2013 people

Were still referring to Minecraft as a game with bad Graphics so they introduced this feature which just makes it a billion times worse this look at the cactus oh my goodness now we’re gonna build something that I’m very very familiar with uh this this is going to

Be a redstone bug generator you see I create a lot of redstone bugs I mean I’m just I’m bad at Redstone but I don’t think anything creates bugs quite like Minecraft 2.0 I I have a feeling this is going to get out of hand quite fast that’s already that’s

That’s a lot of bugs I definitely shouldn’t be doing what I’m currently doing but I seem to be doing what I’m doing this this is an absolutely terrible idea oh my goodness oh no oh no the game was barely running as is this is Dreadful just let me click on it

I can’t click on it I don’t know when Minecraft starts looking like this and you start getting non-block textures like that looks like realistic Moss if it were red and that’s not a good sign I think I’m gonna need a new world well that was definitely dramatic I’ll tell

You what else is dramatic I mean that’s less dramatic that’s more just graceful I love how indifferent the shape is to what’s happening here it’s just it’s just gone my people need me I mean this this guy spinning faster let’s see do I remember how to craft this I’m I’m very curious

As far as I remember it it was it was like that I almost called it a lover but that seems weird now all the pink weather does is it just flies around and and just fires bone meal down onto the floor and just plants a bunch of flowers and

Grass I mean look at this area I literally spawned the guy like a minute ago and the space is completely covered it’s it’s very attracted to sugar to a point where it’s actually a little bit scary and apparently it also restores Health to all neighboring mobs which

Makes it just an all-round lovely thing I mean I feel happier just looking at it it really likes sugar I’m not touching the keyboard right now I’m being purely moved buy a giant Pink three-headed thing that is overflowing with love hearts yeah I think that’s a good point to end

The video really either I think there’s much else to say Minecraft 2.0 is just so strange and I love it