Minecraft AI Roleplay

Hey everybody welcome back to the Goon SMP it’s me gooner guys we’re back in the server it’s time to rebuild and it’s time to act out some lore yeah we got a whole bunch of submissions on our Reddit for people to give us lore to read and uh I’m kind of

Into this because I’ve I’ve got like one bar of connection so I’m down to just like read stuff you know dude your connection is It’s just sad yeah I don’t know what’s going on don’t touch my note blocks man that’s I’m working up haha

What did he do [ __ ] you [ __ ] you I’m a riser in a 2013 EDM drop I don’t know what that means that was so [ __ ] specific what was that too Niche for This Server the [ __ ] did you just say it oh my God bang rang base stop stop adjusting every single [ __ ] notebook well I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m

Sorry oh it’s all ruined man I have to do it again I keep forgetting I built this entire thing with silverfish blocks if you mind the floor out towards the back of the restaurant it will turn entirely into silverfish please do not do this [ __ ] idiot no dude I’m watch this watch watch stop Mike dude watch this no come on I’ll be back I kicked him what the [ __ ] why is there a block of TNT man you weren’t supposed to see this oh my [ __ ] God I’m being attacked by my own by my own

Construction project now because you had a mind the floor you had to be the funny guy to mind the floor huh I’ve got an oak button in my inventory you know what you know what I might oh that’s not good no that’s not good at all what the [ __ ] was that

Astro where are you oh man you know I’m just building a a new uh I’m starting a new business You’re Building I just competing 7-Eleven across the street from my [ __ ] family Bart I see this as a cooperation oh my God you know we we own the land together everyone comes to both

Of our convenience stores they enjoy a nice Slurpee or whatever you sell at the family room do you guys have those at the you have a Slurpee no we don’t have Slurpees you oh that sucks you copyrighted that word but we do have faming chicky okay so they’ll come

Slurpee and they’ll come to you for what was that Sammy chicky chicky I think that’s fair I think that’s a fair compromise all right it’s lower time guys we gotta get Laura going or else the server is going to die okay we need lore ASAP ASAP I have a poem we

Could read okay all right here we go this is role play do it to a beat Miku lay down a Beat goon Lagoon reach the boys in the biz Rolls-Royce it’s time to come on I’m not doing this you are so [ __ ] useless you are so [ __ ] useless man

I’m not useless going to my family part man I was still doing it I’m going to do it you can’t make any mistakes in this world that’s what it feels like well there’s a giant mistake if you look up oh yeah I’m doing renovations to my

Family Mark oh [ __ ] I got the silver fish oh no oh no it’s I need help I need help stop griefing what Mika what you’re griefing the [ __ ] Family Mart again there’s so many the more you hit them the more they kill them help me help me

Turn to a family more into a Denny’s 3 A.M this place needs to be fumigated though I need help I do why are you burning dude no no I’m fumigating panda panda don’t [ __ ] do that please please you said you wanted a fumigate it that’s a few time and effort it’s fumes

I’ll help you okay let’s get the definition of helping straight it does not mean placing bombs in my build well let’s get one thing straight I never did that I heard about the silverfish problem I just wanted to power you in full netherright yeah I was just Gathering materials at my

7-Eleven I wanted you uh guys to have a little treat because I know it’s really rough out here wow this is really a problem one for each of you you oh 7-Eleven Slurpee what do you think [ __ ] awesome oh that’s great this is actually giving me the courage now let’s

Go yeah let’s go fight the silverfish now let’s see I feel brittle yeah Panda did you do this I did do it why does this look like a bunch of Minecraft dirt dicks oh no I did do that is that this is like Stonehenge [ __ ] guys what

They’re really pissed at me now holy [ __ ] me guys Astro please help me do I get a free family chicky I’ll give you a free family chicky man okay as many as you want they’re only like 90 cents yeah I was meaning to ask what are the ingredients of the family chicky they

Are okay I was just gonna say chicken and family I was starting to get worried that they were made from these uh silverfish no no no it’s chicken that would be disgusting if so I just I wonder how you priced them so cheap chicken are actually

Really cheap did you know that we killed like 50 million of them during covid are you serious yeah not even for food like we just killed them yeah if there’s a chicken that gets sick the entire Factory has to be uh locked up and and they all have to be incinerated

This is from the guardian uh December 9th 2022 globally it disease avian flu has killed 140 million poultry since October 2021. 53 million were called in the United States dude that is messed up get [ __ ] yeah what do you think uh like what do you think it’s gonna take to get Peta

Involved with that I don’t know I figured out how to help you with your problem you put pressure plates over everything yeah what do you think this isn’t gonna fix anything here would you like me to get rid of it all you know what I guess yeah get rid of it wait wait

Really wait you weren’t supposed to say that I didn’t think you would I’m done man I’m done I’m done I’m worried about this you guys have caused me so much grief no no no no no no so much grief I’m never opening up a convenience 7-Eleven we have a minimum wage jobs

Available 7.25 an hour [ __ ] I’m coming hi sir I’m looking for a job perfect we have uh 50 hours a week 7.25 an hour okay um you know I’m really looking to climb the corporate ladder and in five years I still see myself working at this 7-Eleven that’s really good because

If if there’s a do you see this guy I’m a I’m a convenience store coach yeah that’s the that’s the um that’s the homeless look you gotta you gotta just here’s what we have to do sir okay if we want to get rid of this problem we have

To install really loud speakers on the outside of the restaurant and blast oh there’s someone made loud noises oh who the [ __ ] is this guy are we trying to annoy people foreign is this another one of the homeless yeah I was thinking we could install like uh

You know how they have benches out there I I don’t like that they sleep oh yeah we’re putting spikes on them yeah I was thinking spikes around the entire building who was the guy that thought of that just putting spikes on like benches and [ __ ]

That took balls it took it it took balls to say hey the way we get rid of this person is to put spikes on the benches hello hi welcome to 7-Eleven hi that’s coming for that 7-Eleven credit card ask them if they have that sir can I sign you up for a 7-Eleven

Credit card it’s just a hard credit check can you uh convince me why I need this card sir I already signed him up uh your credit score actually just went down that’s actually points but the great thing is is that if you keep your credit utilization low uh basically by not

Using the credit card that’s how to get the most out of the credit card so you’re the lowest ratio of putting things on the credit card basically rendering the card useless that’s how you get the most value out of it and get your credit score up so you can find

More things with a credit card what ask ask them if his son has one too because we can actually oh sure what’s your son’s first and last name and social security number oh I actually don’t have children right I’m signing them up now it’s funny you guys are mentioning all

This credit stuff I actually came here because I’m just fresh out of a job and oh I was wondering if uh if I could apply to this 7-Eleven see in my previous line of work I actually was a pressure plate installer here I can do a

Little for you oh no that’s fine you don’t have to do it no it’s okay I insist I’ll do a free sample you know we do have a job we actually we do have a job so we need a guy that stands out there and spins around the 7-Eleven sign

This is what I did in my in my yeah we don’t want that work sir can I try out my 7-Eleven slogan with you I we haven’t had a customer yet I just wanted to make sure I had it down patch yeah sure why was seven afraid of nine

Because 789 welcome to 7-Eleven okay I I liked it it was It was kind of fun I just the spinning I don’t really understand like you’re supposed to spin the sign not your whole body yeah okay uh let me give it sure it’s that he’s having a seizure yeah uh

We’re gonna have to let you go it’s okay boss I’ll pick up his hours perfect sir should I take care of the problem yeah why don’t you take care of that restaurant okay I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry sure I wanted to show you an upgrade I

Installed the roof but I left the cashier completely exposed to the elements that way he never gets comfortable that’s perfect we want to keep him under check I heard there’s a thunderstorm tonight make sure you stay right here okay in fact why don’t you install some iron rods around oh I like that

Uh it’ll protect the cash register oh look up theirs there’s a foreign [Laughter] great property I heard it’s going to go up in value a lot I really hope a gunman doesn’t come in in fact I’m gonna take the rest of the week off the gunman give me all your money

Nope can I please have all your money no listen I’m gonna be I’m gonna be honest with you it’s kind of it’s kind of a food desert out there I live uh 50 miles from the nearest convenience store and it’s just really hard I please this is not a well-developed town

Like I would move to the big city if I could you guys want some shade oh this hits the spot oh [ __ ] hey don’t tell my boss what the rate of The Liquor Cabinet no it’s all it’s all good you want some yeah actually this this town is like

Pretty awful yeah all right back from my vacation how are you oh hey man just took a two-week vacation to the Bahamas it was great what’s going on here I think he’s shoplifting no what oh my God I’m calling the police well I heard there’s some problems around here oh

Thank God it’s the police how can I be of assistance it’s a shoplifter [ __ ] shoot him in every center of his body [ __ ] obliterate him uh I don’t know vaporize him dude he [ __ ] stole a 99 cent pack of gum [ __ ] kill him there’s a shoplifter shoot him 30 times

I’m gonna go home you take care of this I’m using the secret rich person Escape Edge hello sir hey guys can I get yeah help yourself there’s a [ __ ] slurping machine over there there’s some water in there sir what do I do is this your first time on the job or

Something sir do you want five percent back sure great I signed you up he’s no no hold on I know how to talk to people like that all right step up you want to totally message me my third chakra right now okay huge dispute in 7-Eleven like I’m remind you with some citrine

Okay I love Barbie dolls and and glitter so you’re gonna see Barbie and Oppenheimer on the same day yes same night yeah same night and then Barbie’s too old for that role and people you don’t [ __ ] care about Ken you don’t care about it you know why because he

Looks too old to be Ken [ __ ] you never cared about him no one ever I care now why can’t I care now I can’t even care about it you’re just keeping me caring because that’s right now because you’re not a true can believer I’ve never heard

Any of you guys talk about Ken that’s because I did it in private so who who’s to say I didn’t do it in a private I know what you do in private okay uh minimum wage [ __ ] can you go outside and take care of whatever the hell that is yeah thank you

Listen oh sir I’m come on you okay It’s having an episode why does he stop right next to the door thank you oh [ __ ] I there’s about to be a really big issue they’re Pro they’re placing pressure plates by the TNT Tower sure is it time for me to die for the company I think so yeah no no oh [ __ ]

No no no no no no no no no no oh God God is still silverfish hey minimum wage [ __ ] you’ve been a good employee this year we wanted to give you a gift not a raise or anything just uh little gift basket yeah sorry I started

Watching Hassan on my ships and uh this isn’t gonna work for me anymore you can’t you can’t place that it’s not gonna work for me anymore sir I think the job yeah what are you doing what does this sound I’m sorry Yeah I watch Hassan now so I’m a terrorist s okay guys this one is I’m having another girl oh okay we asked you guys to give a script okay you spawned that one hey boys welcome back to another episode of the sleep deprived podcast how are we

All doing today hey schlatt I’m hanging in there you know dealing with the usual ups and downs but I’m ready to tackle another episode yeah I mean I’m doing fantastic as always ready to bring back some laughs and Good Vibes to our listeners yeah yeah I’m here whatever

Let’s get the show on the road I’ve got some spicy takes to share all right all right settle down everyone let’s jump into some topics so have you guys seen the latest football match man that game was intense absolutely slap that last minute go on Me on the edge of my seat

Football always brings out the passion in me yeah yeah football I’m just here for the chaos you know but I gotta admit that game got me pumped too I haven’t really been following the matches but it sounds like it was a thrilling one Speaking of passion I’ve been pouring my

Energy into my music lately working on some new tracks you know that’s awesome Mika can’t wait to hear what you’ve been working on you always bring a unique perspective to the group with your music unique huh well I’ve got some new unique hair today too brace yourself boys just

Keep it within reason Amanda we don’t want things going completely off the rails hey I can’t make any promises but I’ll do my best to keep it spicy yet palatable what is the prompt for this Panda keeps threatening controversial things that never says them as long as we’re respectful to each

Other I’m open to hearing different perspectives it’s what makes our discussions interesting after all couldn’t agree more Mika it’s all about embracing our differences and finding common ground even when we have this outrageous moments exactly Astro that’s what makes this podcast so special we may not always see eye to eye but we

Respect each other and have a damn good time doing it yeah yeah respect and all that but let’s not forget yeah but what’s the top forget you hey everybody welcome back to the Specter Pride podcast and so the hosts of the sleep deprived this is not this is a narrator by the

Way moist moist yeah moist narrated yeah holy [ __ ] yeah and so the host of the sleep deprived podcast continue their banter sharing their unique perspectives controversial takes and plenty of laughter along the way each one bringing their own flavor to the table creating a dynamic and entertaining listening

Experience for Their audience all right folks let’s move on to our next topic what do you have for us today uh you know me always bring the spice so guys have you ever heard of this thing called gooning uh sorry guys but I’m a bit out of the

Loop here what exactly is gooning oh Mika my innocent friend you’re in for a treat gooning refers to um well let’s just say it’s an enthusiastic form of self-exploration it’s like a marathon of personal satisfaction either an adventure best embarked upon with a box of tissues and a can-do attitude blushes oh

I see I guess I’ve been out of touch with the latest terminology thanks for filling me in guys Hurry Mika we’ll educate you on all the important things in due time consider it a crash course in Internet culture and remember Mika there’s no shame in discovering new uh Hobbies embrace the chaos well as long as we can keep the discussions Lively and respectful I’m all for embracing the chaos even if it means learning about tuning and so the conversation continues with a panda’s mention of gooning leading to an enlightening moment for Mika while the rest of the hosts share a known camaraderie injecting laughter into the mix they proceed to explore more topics always

Ensuring a balance between fun respect and their unique Dynamic on the sleep deprived podcast hey guys I’ve been meaning to tell you something so you know you know how we often discuss our different backgrounds and where we’re from yeah what’s up Mika well a funny story I’m actually Canadian oh wait

Really Mika you’ve been hiding that this whole time how do we not know hika you Sly Canadian you’ve been infiltrating our New Yorker all alone hold on a second Canadian and you’ve been pretending to be one of us the whole time but it’s not like that I’ve

Always been a part of the podcast nationality doesn’t change that nationality yeah you know Mika it’s not easy for a proud New Yorker like me to accept this we’re talking deep-rooted rivalry here Splat come on don’t take it so seriously it’s just a friendly podcast Mika being Canadian doesn’t

Change anything oh it doesn’t change anything huh well let me remind you of something Astro 9 11. guys come on we can have fun bouncer banter without crossing the line nationality shouldn’t divide us yeah schlatt let’s not go down that road we’re here to have a good time not dwell

In past events you’re right guys I get carried away I’m sorry Mika it doesn’t matter where you’re from you’re still an important part of our podcast thanks schlatt I appreciate that I like the Improv oh let’s move forward and focus on laughs Good Times Did everyone just [ __ ] die all right boys here’s a question for you you think we’ll still be doing this podcast when we’re old man can you imagine a bunch of old dudes rambling on about the good old days it would be hilarious you know what a panda I could

Totally picture it we’ll be sitting at our rocking chairs reminiscing about the crazy conversations we had and how the internet has evolved it’s an interesting thought I mean who knows what the future holds technology and platforms may change but if there’s still an audience that enjoys our banter why not absolutely okay [Laughter]

Guess what what he said it in such a sultry tone absolutely we’ll be the wise seasoned podcasters of Our Generation still bringing laughter and thought-provoking discussions even with our old bones can you imagine the kind of outrageous opinions we’ll have as old men we’ll be on we’ll be the

Grandpas with hot takes shaking her fists at the youngsters and we’ll have a whole new set of stories to share experiences from our wild Youth and the questions [Laughter] so as long as we’re still enjoying ourselves well boys it’s settled what the [ __ ] well boys it’s settled then we’ll be the

Coolest old men in the podcasting universe sleep deprived podcast will stand the test of time I feel like I’m not gonna lie I feel like you can get much better results out of it out of an AI with that I do too this is like the mo like this

Is a forward prompt that he gave him like he didn’t inject any personality into any of us I could write a much better prompt this is how you write a [ __ ] AI prompt you idiots hello welcome welcome ladies and gentlemen to the most chaotic and crass

Podcast on the planet today we have an interesting topic lined up for you all politics now before we jump into it let me introduce our colorful cast of characters we have a panda Mika schlatt and Astro [Applause] I guess it’s time for us Canadians to

Put our polite hats on hey we don’t want to offend anyone hey seriously let’s hope this conversation doesn’t turn into a real pulley tickle situation eh so politics huh it’s a complex subject with a lot of different opinions but we’ll try to keep it civil folks now schlatt what are your thoughts

On politics Well let me tell you New York we got politicians who make more noise than the subway and rush hour I once saw a man who promised to fix all the pothos in the city but all he did was paint with pretty colors it’s like putting lipsticks on a pigeon you know

What I’m saying [Laughter] what pigeons me like [ __ ] sometimes a panda you’re such a goofy but let me tell you a political joke okay why did the Scarecrow become a successful politician eh because he was outstanding in his field nice one making out let’s try to bring

This back to the serious side of politics for a second it’s important to remember that politics affects all aspects of all of our lives and we should stay informed but schlatt can you share any personal experiences related to politics personal experiences huh well one time I was walking through

Times Square and a politician tried to hand me a flyer I said to him I’ve seen enough paper wasting the city to last a lifetime pal politics is one of like those street performers always juggling their promises but never giving you the real show you know

Me like juggling we tried it the balls went all over a panda’s face you never fail to surprise us eh but let’s remember to stay on topic eh politics can be a slippery slope so let’s try not to get too Tangled Up In It eh wise words Mika it’s important to approach

Politics with a critical eye and engage in meaningful discussions now as we wrap it up any final thoughts guys final thoughts huh well politics may be a messy game but we gotta keep our sense of humor intact as they say if you can’t laugh at politics you’ll cry

And see oh man it’s playing with the fidget spinner welcome back everyone to our wild and wacky podcast today we’re delving deep into the pixelated world of Minecraft but before we dig into it let’s reintroduce our Lively cast of characters we have a panda Mika schlatt and Astro yeah

I see about his characterizing of Minecraft building houses and fighting Diamonds oh how Sublime talking about Minecraft in rhyme it’s a game that Sparks creativity a world full of possibility so let’s get digging let’s get building and have a Minecraft adventure fulfilling wow hey I’m walking I remember when I built the biggest

Skyscraper in all of New York City God knows what happened to that well in my imagination at least but it was as Grand as a hot dog cart on Fifth Avenue I tell you ah Minecraft a world free from capitalism grasp a realm where we could explore the beauty of cooperation

Creation away from the shackles of profits and exploitation it’s a testament to the failures of our society and that we seek solace in a virtual world virtual world good me build big castle with a panda brain Bingo bird oh dear Astro your views do Astound Minecraft’s a game where capitalism’s

Not found but let’s enjoy the blocks and the mine shafts decent it’s a Digital Playground pure and innocent innocence yeah until a creeper blows up your Masterpiece talk about a real New York surprise it’s interesting how Minecraft allows us to escape into a simpler more communal existence yet it’s a stark reminder of

The world we’ve lost consumed by greed and inequality but hey let’s not dwell in the existential crisis eh you speak of Minecraft with such lament but let’s focus on the joy it presents we mine for diamonds explore vast lands and build creations with our own two hands you

Know in Minecraft I once found a diamond so big I thought it could solve all in New York’s financial problems but then it turned out to be a block of lapis lazuli guess I’ll stick to my real life Investments That is lazy we make a new

House pretty like a panda’s eyes a panda you never cease to entertain your caveman charm brings us such joy and refrain so let’s keep exploring Minecraft fast domain and let our imaginations run wild Unchained well said maker and there you have it folks Minecraft a world of endless possibilities an unbridled creativity

Join us next time for more hilarity and unexpected conversations welcome back to our podcast where chaos Reigns Supreme today we have a rough unique lineup for you joining us are a panda Mika schlatt and Astro let’s jump right into the conversation about their recent trip to Italy Italy my friends

Do I really look like a guy with a plan but when it comes to exploring the beautiful landscapes of Italy I must admit I had a plan hey there folks I gotta tell you Italy was a real eye-opener I mean I’ve seen more though floating around in their

Positive than I ever did in my money laundering days and speaking of dough I have got a course for you how to turn your pasta into profit in just three easy steps so I went into Pizza list I went to pizza-licious and had a deliciae pizza pie with yamorada hey

It was Simpson heaven I tell you now hold on just a dang minute Italy you shape well I ain’t too keen on them France or foreign places can’t understand a lick of what they’re saying and I don’t take no opinion from nobody who don’t talk American I tell

You what oh strong why so serious my friend we went to Italy to broaden our Horizons to embrace the Waters of different cultures but I guess some people just want to watch the world burn that’s right Joker while we’re talking about watching things burn let me tell you about my

Course the schlatt’s secret success system oh my God it’s hotter than a pizza fresh out of the oven and we’ll have you raking in cash like a true monster in no time just dial the number on your screen right now Mmm Y’all can go on all day about Italy but I don’t give two of them it’s about fancy foreign countries now if you’ll excuse me I’ll be over here enjoying my good old American Burger ain’t nothing better than that you know it only taught me one thing chaos and Beauty can

Coexist like a perfectly executed new magic trick Italy mesmerizes in a chance it’s like watching the world burn but with the touch of touch Artistry indeed and speaking of artistry my course on making money will turn you into a financial Picasso so don’t miss this opportunity folks to

Unlock the secrets of success operators are standing by blabba jubi bibbity Bop Italy Adventure never stop that was actually a [ __ ] insane it always sounded like crazy welcome back to our controversial podcast where opposing opinions Collide today’s topic is spirituality and we have a lively cast of characters ready

To delve into the debate let’s meet him a panda Mika schlatt and Astro let the Battle of beliefs begin yeah yeah all right why do I have to be stuck to these dummies they’re all so damn I can’t believe I’m wasting my time talking about this coming stuff there’s

No evidence it’s no bunch of hooey oh my God like spirituality you know it’s all about the results and the energy connecting with the universe if only people believed in astrology like we could have predicted tragedies and saved the day like totally think about it we stand together United and true believing

In God as faithful Catholics do our hearts are to doubt our faith runs deep God’s love and grace our soul shall keep we find solace in prayer with each passing day seeking guidance and strength as we kneel and pray our Spirits are lifted by the Heavenly light the path of righteousness shining ever

So bright please spare me the Rhymes and religious mumbo jumbo you guys have to give all the answers but it’s just Blind Faith show me proof and then we can talk well then I’m not putting it like is seriously a panda you’re so closed mind did if you opened your heart and

Channeled the energy of the universe you would see the true crystals and astrology can guide us unlike your boring your doubts and disbelief but Faith isn’t always something that logic can retrieve well that wasn’t really a good rhyme it’s a matter of the Soul a connection Divine a spiritual journey

Where God’s love shall shine three tails and Wishful things whatever like marriage like Marge you’re missing out on cosmic energy Stars Marge you’re like missing out on a cosmic energy and the power of the Stars if if only you embraced it can you can you let me finish if only

You embraced it tragedies could be averted and the world would be like much better and scene join us next time and honestly like how how were my prompts the best guys get up get up on your game on the Reddit submit some random ones more funny ones yeah and don’t read it and

Forget about glad shed fun I’ve done pretty well so far I’m gonna buy this [ __ ] soon thank you