Minecraft Anarchy: Story time, breaking my Collar Bone

How’s it going guys this is my new bass and I’ve been working on basically you just can see a 10 minute video of me building this place still not done yet I need some work I’m gonna build a room on top of it I’m just some afk stuff but I

Think it looks pretty nice especially for something that is you know had to be had to be built pretty quickly but I I had the materials so anyways today I want to talk about the time that I [ __ ] broke my collarbone yeah I seem to get hurt a lot and very injury prone

I’ve broken my collarbone have broken both my knees one of them twice I’ve broken my toes I’ve broken my fingers I’ve broken my wrist I’ve broken my thumb broken a rib I’ve had several concussions I’m just really shitty about my body I know I’m gonna be 40 and not be able to

[ __ ] walk anymore anyways basically you know how did I brought I broke this [ __ ] out of my collar around I broke her so bad I needed surgery I still have a plate in my shoulder ya know the the the bone got pushed in together to where I

Was overlapping a few centimeters it was it was pretty ugly and basically what happened was you know I’ve been I’ve been skiing my whole life but I picked up snowboarding when I was probably about 12 11 and my dad is the shittiest teacher he’s so shitty at teaching especially

Something he doesn’t know what to do he’s just kind of like do this and then you’re expected to be like okay and now I know how to do that because I’m supposed to do that know didn’t have any lessons my dad just took it took me with

Him expected me to to learn it so I started I started like really getting into it when I was like in eighth grade there’s all my friends went and when I started going with my friends it got so much easier because you know it’s like they they actually know how to

Do it they could help me and then throughout my freshman year of high school I snowboarded I got my first season pass and you know oh man that was some tricky editing I built a auto smelter I think it looks pretty nice but those two things aren’t working I don’t

Know what’s wrong with it it doesn’t it doesn’t matter anyways you know they my friends were helping me and you know it wasn’t too long before I got the hang of it because I’d been snowboarding for so long before I just didn’t really know how to turn well I was just kind of

Riding both feet all hotel and so you know I get a season pass I started going a lot and then my dad takes me and my friend to Jackson over spring break and all I wanted to do was just hit some jumps in the park that’s all I wanted

Because that’s all any kid wants to do is just like don’t hit some jumps and I wasn’t that good at all I was pretty bad oh if I thought he got into the park I would just I would just knuckled the jump it would have been dumb so you know we

Ride the whole day in Jackson it’s the first day pretty icy rocks hey no I think it I think it did I think it started snow in a bit it doesn’t matter um so we ride the whole day and my dad shows us around the mountain because I

Hadn’t been there in a long time and my dad is 60 years old there’s been skiing there’s an entire life but so he shows us around and then we’re going down a privy and they got a Burton stash Park down there and there’s this jump and basically it’s like a little [ __ ] to

Like a wall ride and me is my little gaper self I look at the jump and I’m like sweet hittin a dude first one of the day and it’s it’s weirdly weirdly set because it’s a transition to a wall ride it’s not an actual jump you have to go up at

Like a like a quarter pipe and use it as a transition and man I go off wrong and go off to the side I get flipped up backwards I land on my I land on my shoulder and it gets caved in and I go up to my dad and I’m like I’m [ __ ]

Hurt dude and my dad as I said he is a hard-ass he is he’s a hard-ass and he’s basically you [ __ ] idiot just kind of you know [ __ ] talking me and then I’m like not even gonna cry but then this dude is just like don’t you [ __ ] cry

And just kind of just talking [ __ ] for a good thirty minutes well we’re heading back to the car and oh man I was just like I felt so shitty it was it was the shittiest feeling along with like a [ __ ] ton of pain at 13 years old or 14 out

Over the [ __ ] old I was it was pretty bad anyways my dad comes down to go back to the hotel and basically we I have I have this like little Under Armour like dry foot long long-sleeve that I’m wearing and it was to paint well no I

Think I do take it off yeah cuz I had a shower and I and basically I’m thinking like man I I tore some stuff up and my shoulder I can’t move it like but I’ll be I’ll be fine I’ll be I’ll go tomorrow like a hot tub and I’ll just like get in

The shower and be warm and I’ll be fine tomorrow and I just remember being in the shower trying to lift my shoulder and oh my god my leg literally could not lift it past my hip it was just it was it was absolutely disgusting you know

There was no good and you know basically next day I woke up I was just trying to convince my dad and my friend to go without me because you know I couldn’t I couldn’t really move say no we we we drove back that that morning basically much my arm duct-taped to my

Body and we still didn’t really think anything was wrong I just we just kind of hung out went home hung out for the rest of the day the next day I think we hung out a little longer and then I was like dad we need to go to that we need

To go to the hospital and you know we did and the doctors like you [ __ ] yourself up man you yeah it was it was gruesome it was terrible worst injury I’ve ever had and basically they they sent me to the orthopedic and then I remember I was

I was told that I was gonna need need surgery and that was like that was like the most heartbreaking thing I’ve ever heard because that was absolutely terrifying for me for head not necessarily to get like cut open or anything but to go under anesthesia I don’t really it’s like it’s like a

It’s like a loss of power someone just complete control over your life and you know as I was I was very unwilling to have to do that but there’s like two weeks leading up to it and I counted every single day every single hour would

Be lunch and I’m like this is one last lunch until I have to have surgery couldn’t go to sleep at night and all the while I couldn’t use my right hand for anything I got I got this uh yeah I was just in a sling it was shitty and

Then you know I I went I went in for surgery and [ __ ] terrified but they gave me they gave me some good drugs man I was they could tell I was scared and they they pumped me with something and then I was just like let’s [ __ ] cut

Myself open let’s go wheeled me into the surgery room operating room playing some Taylor Swift I had a dream about my mom and then I woke up in the worst pain I’ve ever been in my [ __ ] life and it was terrible because it was like I couldn’t really move and I couldn’t

Really wake up it was just blackness for about ten minutes just like kind of groggy and in just in utter pain and just like the worst it was it was the absolute worst and you know 15 minutes later I’m like getting in my clothes and heading back home I

Went to school the next day it was it was a shitty experience but then you know they gave me some oxy oxycodones or whatever the weaker wants and you know I took him and at the time I had this like huge crush on this girl and I was just

You know too much of a little [ __ ] to ever capitalize on it and so I was like talking to her while we were waiting for the bus that morning and she was like ya know there’s there’s some pity treatment going on or something I don’t know it

Seems like I was like oh my god I’m finally I’m finally getting somewhere and and all of a sudden I just was just about to [ __ ] my pants so close to [ __ ] my pants I had to [ __ ] run to a bathroom and I was I was on that I

Was on that toilet for like [ __ ] an hour I had to call my dad to come pick me up because the the painkillers like just absolutely demolished my stomach and that was the last time I ever took oxys cuz yeah I don’t like almost have him to [ __ ] myself instead of feeling

Pain so then I had to go through like the recovery for the next few months and Basically it was pretty shitty cuz I couldn’t really do anything I couldn’t like play basketball or or you know whatever a 14 year old boy wants to do it probably ride my bike a lot too and it was just a really boring time I think

It just played a lot of Call of Duty but basically I had this like little figure eight strap that would go around my back to keep it in place and like sunlight so my shoulder could be supported and I could I didn’t have to wear a sling and there was this Spanish

Teacher that I had here at this game where you ran around the desk and it was [ __ ] football but like football but like knowing vocabulary and if you won you got candies and I think some extra credit to so [ __ ] went at it and me being my you know ultra ultra

Competitive self I was like [ __ ] man broken shoulder ain’t gonna stop me from nothing and you had there’s like a part where he had to do push-ups and the [ __ ] made me do push-ups dude I had to do [ __ ] I did push-ups with two arms my shoulder was broken is so

Painful I’m like this fighter [ __ ] today man I’m so [ __ ] dumb first of all why the [ __ ] was this wrestling teacher let me play so VOC vocabulary football I think he ended up getting fired for it too because it was a rough game it was a it was kind of dangerous because there

Was like kids flying in desks it was it was it was fun he wouldn’t use a wrestling teacher so he was all about that uh that that fighting I guess but you know that was that was about it you know breaking breaking my shoulder was was pretty shitty and you know I really

Hope I don’t do it again I’ve watched this video of a guy who did it he broke it in the metal is twisted most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen regardless this videos coming to an end I hope you enjoyed the story I have a [ __ ] ton of stories of me getting hurt

So stick around for more peace out