This video, titled ‘CAZE SIZE DIAMONDS | MINECRAFT PARODY OF TWIN SIZE MATTRESS’, was uploaded by MineCraft Awesome Parodys on 2018-06-16 02:12:17. It has garnered 201630 views and 5488 likes. The duration of the video is 00:04:17 or 257 seconds.
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This is for the zombies living in the tiny little cave outside of my house When the wither comes, he’s not gonna stay low hes gonna fly up But I will help fight him, But I will help fight him I’m gonna help fight him
This is for the mobs and the players they kill For the mines I’ve dug, for the endless cracks For the warning signs I’ve completely ignored Please don’t dig straight down, lava is the floor
It’s no big surprise you died in the end When they attacked you and hit you away And they broke your tools, and blew up your house You stopped by the mine the night you escaped With mobs all around, I asked you to stay You said “hey man good luck here but NO FRICKING WAY! :(“
I’m sure that we could find a tool for you to use all day Maybe mine with a pickaxe or use a hoe to chop some grass
This is for the mine that me and my pals dig in Without torches for the whole night And it should’ve been cool but I can hear “don’t mine at night” in the back of my mind Make sure you enchant your sword before you slash and slash away There are lessons to be learned, Consequences for all the nights where I don’t stay It’s no big surprise you died in the end I will not be brave
I’m sure that we could find a tool for you to use all day Maybe mine with a pickaxe or use a hoe to chop some grass
I wanna stay alive In hardcore mode I don’t wanna watch, and then complain Cause I am done mining down, that is a pro tip i didn’t make
She hopes i’m dead forever Without some Cave size Diamonds In some deadend abandoned mineshaft My whole game Never mining diamonds Or Obliged to have some others And the creepers will be many every night Every night, Every night