Minecraft Battle: JJ Rabbit vs Mikey Mikey

You’ll never believe this I’ve been sent to jail for a crime I didn’t commit my sentence 1 billion years I can’t live the rest of my life Behind Bars I mean I’m innocent I need to find a way out of here H H Mr prisoner you’ll never escape from

Here no way huh look at the time your shift is about to start I’ve got to get you to work follow me but don’t you dare try to make a run for it h work huh okay I’m coming good so my job is to break down these

Piles of gravel correct this is part of your sentence so do it right and don’t you even think about escaping got it yes sir well if it says in my sentence to break down this gravel I’m guessing that means I have to pick it up and carry it too where did that guard

Go oh there he is better her get back to it I’m getting worn out breaking down and carrying gravel is backbreaking work I need to rest a the ocean H what hang on where’s the guard he’s looking the other way got to check out this chest while I have the chance H open

Sesame a lever no way what are the chances I’d find a lever in here I can’t let anyone see it I’m going to hide it in my inventory now then I should the guard quick hey back to work you can’t fool me prisoner tell me what

Were you doing back there huh you were up to something I know it no empty your pockets all of them yes uh oh sorry I picked up some dirt by accident I didn’t mean to you can have it back H dirt huh yeah okay so you were carrying this dirt well

That’s no good you can’t bring dirt back to yourself you’re not allowed to take anything out of the labor yard in fact understood in that case I’ll hand these over to you it must be time to wrap up for the day right oh yes it is good work

PH close one I barely managed to keep the lever hidden I thought he had me for a second but I kept my cool like a pro guard I’m hungry H could I have some dinner please oh sure here have some bread here here here here here here all

Right thanks this hit the spot don’t mention it wo 10 loaves amazing I might just eat them all go ahead prisoner dig in eat as much as you like but under no circumstances are you to come back behind this couch understood uh well uh why is

That um no reason mind your own business I don’t need to tell you anything just stay on that side where you belong is that clear uh well that sure piqu my curiosity H I can’t stop thinking about what he said why would he snap at me maybe there’s something there that can

Help me escape I need to find out I should be able to use the lever I found to lead my cell I’ll wait for lights out then sneak in Here I’m tired I should call it a night hey prisoner don’t even think about trying to escape you got that escape the thought never crossed my mind go ahead and get some sleep Mr guard all right good night H okay the guard is gone that means it’s

Time to break out of here good thing I found this lever during my work shift it’s about to come in mighty handy the guards should all be asleep by now I’ll hide this here and open the door yes just shut it behind me all right now

It’s off to the cafeteria it’s time to get snooping okay I’m in the cafeteria I have to figure out what that guard was hiding earlier he really didn’t want me coming behind the counter for some reason I can’t see much here’s a torch so how do I get back

There maybe I can jump from this table I have to try there must be a clue for how I can make my Escape I can’t stay here for a billion years I’m innocent I have to break out yes I made the jump but now what H oh oh there’s a secret passage I knew it my ticket out of here was in the cafeteria this whole time woohoo I bet I can use this to escape huh hey what are you doing it’s the guard you broke out of your cell and I caught you red-handed

There a good thing I came down to have some dinner I got to get out of here Down the Hatch I guess bye thanks for everything stop right there sorry to run but I’m innocent wao hey get back here wo how deep is this hole look Splash Landing what is this

Place there you are SE system heer the guard followed me free run run run run run run run resisting this place is like a maze quick running never I won’t let you get away alligators or maybe crocodiles wao they’re attacking the guard why are there alligators a ladder

Yes get down he’s right on my tail freeze in the name of the law that’s an order go go go go go whoops pick a path where’d you go there you are he found me run for it surrender why is there lava down here whatever I just have to parkour my way

To the other side I Won’t Let You Escape there has to be a way out he’s still coming oh the floor is dropping out from under me I’ve got to hurry before I fall in wa I fell in I can’t believe it that was close I managed to shake off the guard

But now I don’t see a way out of here H wait a second could we be on an island yeah it’s an Island prison how am I supposed to escape from this oh hang on what’s at the top of that Tower it looks like a helicopter that’s exactly what it is if

I can just find my way up there I can take that helicopter and make my Escape all right then new Mission I’ve got to break into that Tower I’ll bet there’s plenty of guards in that building h good thing I have a plan wow it’s already morning it’s so beautiful all

Right oh a villager good morning it’s going to be another wonderful day huh why don’t I go for a walk I should enjoy the sunshine while it’s Here a wither skeleton wait hello What Huh okay what just happened uh-oh I’m starting to feel a bit Dizzy Huh what is this place hello I was taking a walk when all of a sudden a wither skeleton popped up and self-destructed right in front of me I can’t remember anything after that how do I get out of this cage I’m trapped is this a toilet it looks like I

Might be able to escape from here let’s See oh an Escape Route wao there’s a ladder here let’s see where it goes oh I made it out of my cell I still have no clue where I am Though huh huh a wither skeleton Wait no but this is a mirror hang on why is there a wither skeleton in my reflection huh wait a minute I have a bad feeling about this am I the Wither Skeleton no way it can’t be that’s impossible the only explanation I can think of is that somehow a wither skeleton switched

Bodies with me if that’s the case I better tell everyone in the village what happened I escaped the cave and made it back to the Village I better tell the villagers who I really am so they’re not scared of me hey where did everybody go oh I found one behind the house

Hello don’t be scared it’s me JJ somehow my body got switched with a wither skeleton wait where are you going I guess he believed me and went to tell tell the other villagers what a relief oh good he’s coming back hello everyone wait what hold on are those

Swords uh-oh I guess they didn’t believe me after all wait we can talk about this I can’t expect them to believe me as long as I look like a wither skeleton it turns out the villagers didn’t believe me but Mikey is my closest friend if I

Talk to him I’m sure he’ll realize I’m telling the truth the villagers are sleeping now’s the best time to find Mikey and tell him what happened without being seen let’s do this Dingdong h Huh oh G is that you oh it’s a wither skeleton it’s me H I got turned into a wither skeleton please just don’t open the door and hear me out okay H Mikey no way a wither skeleton rang my doorbell I’m not opening this door no matter what

I’m going back to bed wait Mikey come back this is devastating Mikey didn’t believe me but I’m not giving up yet I need to convince him that I switched bodies with a wither skeleton I’ll try to convince him one more time hopefully he’ll hear what I have have to

Say h Huh wait a minute what no way is that JJ it is that must be the wither skeleton that stole my body I think he’s tricking Mikey and pretending to be me open the door Mikey listen H hey huh I yikes a wither skeleton GJ Mikey that’s

Not me he is an impostor JJ I need your help should we run what should we do huh you got to be kidding get it I’m not the enemy Mikey fight listen go this JJ is a wither skeleton you can do this JJ I need to run away there’s no way I

Can beat my original form especially when there’s a wither skeleton inside I don’t believe it Mikey was too scared to listen to me I can’t blame him not when I look like this this I need to come up with a strategy to get the message to Mikey that I’m the real

JJ here’s my plan I’ve got a cake with Mikey’s name on it this will get his attention for sure here Mikey nice Mikey look hi huh a wither skeleton what’s that it’s a cake Mikey here’s the deal I’ll give it to you if you listen to

What I have to say does that sound like a deal to you huh you’re offering BR me an entire Cake no way I’m not falling for your trick never take snacks from strangers I’m not eating that cake no matter what you still don’t believe me I don’t look like it but I’m actually JJ you’re a wither skeleton JJ’s inside my house right now I’ve got a big problem on my

Hands I was so sure that Mikey would fall for the cake trick oh well hm what’s he doing H Huh what’s he up To H what’s he doing I don’t get it I asked JJ to make me a hidden door why isn’t it working weird JJ’s usually really good at making stuff like that H Mikey it’s the winner skeleton mind if I take a look oh you’re right your door isn’t working

Yeah I’ll fix it what let me take a look oh there’s your problem H up here something’s wrong I need to adjust your Redstone circuit that should do it all better why don’t we give it a try sure okay your hidden Do’s fixed watch this see

That it’s piced awesome huh hang on a second does this mean that no way is it really you JJ you switched bodies with a wither skeleton you finally believe me I don’t know how but that Wither Skeleton is walking around in my real body the fake you wasn’t saying anything I knew

Something was wrong the good news is you know who the real JJ is now the bad news is you might be living with a a wither skeleton what really that must be the wither skeleton that stole my body so I’ve been living with a wither skeleton this whole time we have to get

Your body back JJ how are we supposed to do that I’m so happy you figured out the truth Mikey as for the plan I think I figured it out there may be a way to get my body back great okay here we are we’ve arrived at an abandoned laboratory it’s been here for

A long long time Legend has it there’s a machine here capable of switching people’s bodies we just need to find a way to activated and swap my real body with the Wither Skeleton who stole it here’s the plan I’ll enter the abandoned Factory through this hatch I have a

Super important mission for you Mikey bring the fake JJ here I’ll need his body for when we swap back otherwise I’ll be stuck like this forever I’m on it be careful in there thanks you got got this see you good luck you too thank you I’m heading inside

Wo yes for now I’ll leave the fake me in Mikey’s hands I need to focus on finding the machine that can give me my body back wa I fell really far is this it wa zombies how’d they get in here there’s so many even though I’m a wither

Skeleton I have a feeling they’ll want to fight me I thought we were allies oh well I’m just going to ignore them for now okay this way yeah I need to make it past this lava parkour it looks like the zombies are having a hard time keeping

Up with me like I said I’m just going to ignore them yes whoa it’s a good thing I made it through without taking any damage I wonder what goes on in this place place there’s a massive door in front of me I bet it leads to the operation room with the body switching

Machine Oh o la La Let’s get started today we’ve come to this Forest to hunt for valuable mushrooms M This Little Piggy can sniff out mushrooms for us yep oh what is it piggy caught a scent I think it found a mushroom wo check it out I think we can sell this for

$100 M he hey let’s spend the day Gathering lots of mushrooms to make a ton of money yeah we managed to find a lot of these expensive mushrooms what a haul we did great what huh piggy got another scent good job piggy this way let’s go so more mushrooms Huh what is it Mikey what is that it’s wait what happened oh hang on that’s a villager oh it looks like something incredibly huge bit his top half off sheesh we need to tell the village Chief you’re right Chief we need to stop mushroom hunting there may be a man-eating

Creature hiding in the forest we found a villager what was Left huh without the mushroom hunt our economy will collapse but it’s dangerous someone else could be Eaten H who Could That Be so early no it’s bad JJ come on hurry up hey huh what is it what’s with all these people oh again someone was attacked this is why we told him to put a stop to it w Mikey it’s the same giant monster

Hiding in the forest this villager was eaten in the same way but JJ I have good news huh we don’t need to be afraid of the monster we can keep mushroom hunting now but why because I think they caught the monster Huh who Could That Be oh terrible news Mikey what’s wrong I found another victim [Applause] H another person bitten in half exactly the same as the others you were right JJ it wasn’t a zombie there’s a bigger monster in the forest let’s go talk to the chief we can’t let this awful thing

Happen again all right Mikey let’s prepare to fight the monster hm let’s take everything from our houses that might be useful for the fight got it I’m prepared for the worst I’m really scared I don’t want to do this but let’s feat it together mhm are you ready to start

Searching our houses yep I have a few things stored away for a time like this oh good I’ll start by looking around my house for anything useful to exterminate that monster I’m thinking this Beast is going to be gargantuan and wickedly evil so we’ll need to be totally ready for

Anything first things first I’m thinking it would be Reckless to fight this thing head on so I’m going to take a bow instead of a sword okay with this bow I can attack from a distance and not get bit in half I should also bring some armor my diamond

Armor what next one thing that might help bring this huge be down would be some poison I’ll mix together some poisonous potions I just so happen to have the ingredients by using spider eye I can mix it in to make a poisonous potion yes that’s perfect I have three

Vials it’s possible that poison can take out a monster no matter how big so what else do I have have well I’ll take these arrows and a shovel maybe some wood what else wait a sec I have an idea of what I can make I can use this to make a lot of

TNT that’s perfect a TNT explosion should slay even the biggest monsters let’s make as much TNT as I can to craft it I need gunpowder and six and right okay all right I made 64 blocks of TNT my preparation is complete we should be able to slay the monster with this

Equipment no matter how big bad and scary it is okay I’ll meet back up with Mikey all right oh Mikey you’re already here yep sorry to keep you waiting I have a bow what oh and poison potions oh I made TNT too all right let’s protect the pece by slaying the

Monster are you with me JJ the forest is suspiciously quiet be careful our enemy could be hiding anywhere is it around here somewhere oh it set the monster isn’t around here huh well I trust Piggy on this let’s go deeper into the forest H what was that huh H

Um what’s wrong wait I just heard a noise behind us and then Mikey where’s piggy piggy piggy piggy no is what’s left this meat came from Piggy there a giant hole oh no what is this a giant hole and piggy oh Mikey hurry come with me what is it this is bad we need to get up off the ground we can’t stay here come on why take this and get to Higher Ground

Now why higher but JJ just do it hurry okay this might be high enough huh JJ why do we need to get to Higher Ground tell me what’s happening where did piggy go Mikey I know who our enemy is now what is it it’s a terrible monster that

Moves beneath the ground we stand on it attacks from below so being near the ground is extremely dangerous no way no does that mean piggy was easy by this thing DJ I’m so sad I’m scared I’m sorry about piggy no but Mikey we know what our enemy is we can slay it but

How first we need to see what we’re dealing with I’ll try tossing one of my hamburgers the monster should come up and eat it uhhuh I’ll try it let’s see the monster that Ain piggy well H wo the monster okay hang on Mikey I knew it Mikey that is a sandworm

What a monster that thing Ain piggy I’ll get my revenge with this sword settle down Mikey stop think about it attacking a monster of that size with a close-range weapon is way too Reckless I know you’re right but what do we do oh wait you got a bow

And arrows I’ll be the bait while you shoot oh okay the sandworm is trying to eat me but I’m safe as long as I’m in here okay I’ll slay the sandworm while it’s focused on Mikey mhm it keeps wriggling around so this may be a tough shot but take this h

Again huh hold on wait what no come on come on what but arrows don’t have any effect the sand worm’s hide is too thick to pierce so what do we do you have another plan right JJ stay right where you are here I came prepared I

Made poison po this has to work oh let’s slay the sandworm with this poison I made it especially strong all right 3 2 1 take that poison attack no is it working huh there’s the poison huh well I don’t think it’s working nothing we tried worked poor Piggy it gave up on trying to eat us and went back underground but how are we supposed to fight it Mikey I’m running out of ideas oh hold on you have TNT a big explosion could slant it I did bring a lot of TNT with me but that monster is huge with Incredible

Defenses if we could hit it with all the TNT at once that should do it but I’m not sure how we could hit a monster that moves around so much though