Minecraft: Before I Turned It On (#1)

Warning this map contains loud noises and flashing lights continue at your own risk oh God this is a prequel to those other don’t turn it on maps welcome back it’s not a horror map by the way just so you know um it’s not a horror map don’t turn it on Origins

Realms start map important rules created by dos Skippy my boy my man’s all right important rules welcome to an original Adventure Map made for 1.19 by dos Skippy set render distance to eight mute ambient music in audio sounds this is single player be sure to play with included custom

Resource pack oh one sec okay I think the resources are um good to go and uh yeah enjoy the map and show support for more content if you get stuck there’s a walk through and we’ve already played the other maps in the series so here we go

It’s not a horror map I swear that’s what I’m gonna that’s what I should call this is it’s not a horror map I swear DUS Skippy presents a Dos Maps original production make sure to like the video subscribe to the channel and follow it twitch.tv captainsparkles let’s start at the beginning

A long long time before you turned it on what happened green realm oh my God quick try to find a way out I’ll keep him distracted go now whoa Frick there’s a time left oh this feels like a henzoid map you cannot stop what’s coming green

Uh we’ll see about that what are these what is all this what is all this what is all this I don’t know what happens when I turn them all black oh god dude I’m under a great deal of stress right now what do you want from me only 90

Seconds left oh what do you want me to do I don’t know what you want me to do this is so stressful am I supposed to make something a jump potion wait I gotta make all the oh God I actually have to make potions

Don’t I so you want me to make a night vision holy frick holy free I need the blaze I need oh God I need multiple Oh it’s already an awkward potion um this is fine night vision how am I gonna do this quickly enough I’m totally gonna fail uh night vision fire resistance between the freaking blaze rod and then what was the last one uh speed we need some sugar holy frick give me some sugar

Dude everything is not take longer I dare you I’m crying man okay night vision goes there and then what no you went the wrong oh my God it went in the wrong slot Blaze stupid Blaze go fast okay what do we do in the meantime I’m gonna run out

Of time boys I don’t know what it wants from me here I have no idea what this oh oh Amazon I need to get a pickaxe clearly so I trade you oh God no oh no I’m gonna lose it I’m gonna lose it I’m gonna lose it I’m

Gonna lose it I’m gonna lose it I’m gonna lose it potion of strength no wait oh balls Frick oh ball Frick nope I’ve got you now green this all you got mate I expected more from such a many singling ugly mug you’ve always had a mouth on you

Perhaps it’s time I fixed that dude what if I oh oh is this why green was always like speaking weirdly and like saying don’t turn it on with a bunch of dang this is the origins of green that’s really sad holy heck that’s better I’m sorry green ghost and I was saying

You weren’t helpful do you think I cannot sense you human what are you I am death I’m here death bold very bold you will you will was I like actually supposed to finish that was I actually supposed to win in that amount of time there’s no way right God that is a

Dramatic opening sequence though for sure uh welcome to the level selector here you can select which levels to play as well as access bonus map content each level unlocks when the previous is completed once completed levels can be free roamed this may be necessary if you miss Clues to access bonus content [Applause]

Yeah level unlocked one the beginning wait so hold on you can replay it wow so you can replay the thing I’m assuming and then actually Beat It so it’s like a speed run challenge interesting Joyce the tough buff thank you for the 23 months and Kaden eat boy with 200 bits

So let’s just we’ll move along and then maybe we’ll come back to that just to see if we can do it click to begin oh the fade dude it’s not a horror map guys lunch break nice all right I love pool tables nice pool tables car key can I get my car key

Let’s go dude we’re in a room vroom good thing we’re just playing some Car Sales simulator we’re well prepared for this [Applause] I did say turn down um that ambient sounds too but anyway that was so cool I’m I’ve never been cheered on so much before for uh making the toilet go I have a high ground Anakin uh alrighty all right all right no stop stop stop stop stop [Applause] Oh my God please though please please no map makers stop why is this the meta these days to include copy strike stop this is this cannot be the meta it’s like just such bad it’s just such a bad meta please stop doing that ah yeah I’m gonna have to turn the sound

Off entirely okay how do I get out of my own house I’m stuck in here oh wait can I get out this way hold on wait wait what I want to get out I want to get out can I get out um I can’t get out I want to leave my

House is there anything in here oh there’s coal but I already cooked my steak so that doesn’t help agree deal and what the what else there’s got to be something else that I’m supposed to find in here that I have not found yet like a way out maybe I can get through painting

Over here perhaps there is a Secret in painting to get that’s what I thought iron pickaxe can break diorite slap don’t let him in too late I’m already in wait where is it where is the uh where is the diorite slab ski somewhere oh there it is oh clever

Hello hello got anything in here oh my god dude we could get a lot of stuff surely I can get this right nope can’t get it out of there there was another sign wait hold on oh secret oh Secret stuff this can be placed on gold

Well I one down I guess or something is there more up here is there more down there is there more anywhere else to reach into Lono I never know any secret stuff all right I’ll go check out the room and see if there’s some other clue inside of there brick

Free what the frick excuse me did it lock what the guys did it maybe it just blocked oh there it is okay protect your mind well that was a good clue it’s a good thing I’m wearing a Logitech G slash Astro Headset to protect my head

The Astro A50 you can get it with code Captain Sparkles for 10 off it’s very exciting and uh you can you too can protect your head from flyer oh new testing subjects needed at coffinger Industries and we want you visit our La facility at one one two one Barstool Avenue

I don’t know if that’s a real place or not come sign up and help us change the world huh interesting oh there could be something under the table here maybe oh the aesthetic you are ruining the aesthetic lapis lazuli let’s go wait what did I hear you I knew

It tile cracker can break diorite oh that’s cool it’s not it that’s not it where’s my diorites where’s media right at hmm there’s some out there there’s some out there but I can’t get there yet hold on lapis lapis still need to get a button guys where do I get the button

Um just like am I missing something here come on come on Barrel beside the bed yeah I know we’ve already been in there it had a stake in it make no mistake I already got it um so there’s one more hidden thing somewhere though maybe under the bed uh thing under there

Nothing under there man where is this there’s the diorites cool thanks for the bathroom chicken can I like drop down maybe there’s something underneath no just some tasty bathroom chicken is that another nope that’s not a tile I can break is that a tile I can break what tiles can I break

God dang it dude I need more than a bathroom chicken in my life hello nope nope why is there sealing Chicken on top of bathroom chicken fascinating truly maybe there’s something oh oh maybe there is actually something down here hold on hold on maybe there’s something to this

Nope sadly not there but maybe there’s something to this but there’s not frick what about that’s not God dang it you thought they’d like hide something underneath and then it would have been very secure but um oh oh wait a minute oh we need a potato where

Am I gonna find a potato or maybe I need to find a potato and then I bake it and then I put it over there okay okay okay dinner is hopefully getting served got a potato got a potato got a potato no potato man what’s up with the helicopters over

The past day or two previously there was like none and now they’re all about it okay I got to find a potato where if I were a potato which I sometimes am where would I be I’ve just noticed there’s a dispenser over there I just need to throw something out

God dang it dude that was just way too easy all right baked potato time oh my God hey I had a feeling but I like I don’t know man anyway there we go okay so that did something hey we just get the button thank you garage button cool wait what can this be

This can be placed on smooth Sandstone oh I gotta go in here first travel to the facility wait but no I need to get the other button clearly whoa It’s like a George GT I wonder if that’s on purpose it could be on purpose freaking George GT in the

Map let’s go okay what do we got here though oh okay that’s a little unsettling nothing in there oh just bones and flesh cool no big deal what a nice place this is a punching bag or human remains hard to tell which uh I’m uncomfy I don’t know that I want to

Be here lots of meat glazed terracotta or meat you may never know yeah it’s not the George GT you’re right it’s the George Explorer if you need this probably never mind we’re not getting those things so wait yes let’s travel to the facility just booted up the Jordan Explorer and away we go

Whoa into the facility hey what’s up this is a statue are you like a person here oh it’s a statue Jesse coffinger in memoriam Dr Jesse coffinger was the wife of Dr Max coffinger and the co-founder of Coventry Industries Jesse and Max created the industry in the fall of 2057 with the

Help of the former co-founder Dr Thomas Springer as a means to discover the source of an infinite sustainability that’s vague but yes this Memorial pays respect and honor to the legacy of Dr Jesse Coppinger who mysteriously disappeared in the spring of 2059 while pursuing her goal to change the world my

Love my only you are my light and without you there is only Darkness I will continue to look for you I will find you but I still haven’t found what I’m looking for a new home the sustained don’t you know the sustainability just like there’s the singularity there’s the sustainability

Receptionist Pam hello welcome to the facility this is the place where I check you in but I lost my computer mouse and can’t access the systems right now if you find it let me know and I’ll get you checked in is that my job okay guess I’ll look around for it you’re

Welcome hey it’s the blocks from the last map oh what is this click for more info oh so these are just the things that were in my basement tasty and sticky gross invisible block best of us corrupted green realm debris infinite light source wow that’s so

Incredible oh I can go down or I can go up access denied frick Frick I can’t even go through the painting okay upstairs perhaps don’t worry I’ll find your mouse janitor Mike says hey you outward here looking for a computer mouse I might be able to help but I haven’t had some

Lunch yet and I’m hungry for my favorite meal fetch me some cod would ya and make sure it’s cooked wait prisoner Mike to see future prisoner Mike from the first thing oh my God he’s bad he ends up in prison afterwards like hey you selling Cod wait by the way can

I get this sword nope um food yum yum so tasty yeah yes uh like the food uh where do I get to the ax so why is there an ax in the cake what is going on there hello do you have any a card anywhere to be found

Um got any dispensers all right let’s check no it doesn’t look like no dispensers this time around Frick is happening here mate mate all right surely there is something going on behind here I know it I know it the movie screen is always a decoy it’s not a decoy

Maybe it is a decoy oh hello blue wool and shears can break all the Wolves can be placed on a block of netherites dang that worked out really well um oh Cod for computer mouse so literally you you have it you stole it you freaking stole the computer mouse and

You’re holding it hostage oh I gotta get in there ice cream so good indeed yum yum ice cream is so good why is the toilet in the middle of the room I don’t know we don’t have any privacy here at this facility um okay so oh I basically have to match

The combo right so it’s going to be blue upper right and then that down diagonal from it boom I gotta find the others now and there’s the this over here is that NPC Tick Tock Trend still good good and going or did that did that fade away

That subside in about a a week all right that’s next to the magenta what else we got surely we got some wool chillin easy to find down here right you think it’s still going God dang bro well let’s grab that over there we got the yellow do you think there’s any wool outside

Perhaps maybe it’s been going for a long time just more recently mainstream oh I can’t go outside I did not know it had been going for so long foreign I should have live streamed on tick tock just think could have had all but instead I’m not

I still can no way can I am I able that would be kind of crazy hey you got any wool back here oh hello you got a barrel oh there’s the red wool okay so maybe the last one is also hidden in a barrel instead of oh God what if it’s like replacing

One of the wood planks on the ground and it’s just hard to spot um rixie pixie thanks for the 17 months best 17 months of my life let’s go dude that’s awesome and Mr zambro I need to get my best Vegeta voice impression for a dollar I’ve chat uh

I don’t think I can do a Vegeta voice impression what is this by the way that’s got to be something we break with the ax at some point but I don’t know how to get the ax um don’t please don’t NP extreme place don’t do it jardun don’t do it

Please I know you’re better than this how do I get the ax out of here maybe go around the counter how do I do oh there we go and it can break Birch planks perfect yeah no I’m not even gonna try a Vegeta voice impression because I’m just gonna

End up embarrassing myself and it’s going to be really bad so it’s just not it’s not worth doing I just can’t I just can’t do it oh wow hello there Mr zambro I’m sorry he won’t do it I’m truly the worst greggy’s home what about this Brewing standard I don’t

Know you could lock a brewing stand that’s probably important for something in the future all good homie that’s so kind of you with 500 bits I usually watch you on the tubes hi live jardune and high chat hello what’s up welcome thanks for watching on the tubes okay so

Orange oh just bottom all right all right easy peasy and then boom and boom hello did I do good I thought I did pretty good pretty sure I did oh balls in the sack how did I switch that how did I switch that there we go charcoal wait what does the charcoal do

For us Cooks the Cod I assume I assume it Cooks the Cod but where’s the Cod I’ve gone on shears are gone mate can you give me a Cod really quick like please pretty please we must have to use the code to get the Cod but where is the Cod for the code

Um yeah maybe basement perhaps the base cement though Greggy I need a fish I need a fishy oh there you are oh click to collect Greg this is kind of sad it’s a smiley face and I’m just ripping Greggy out of his home and I’m going to cook Greggy

Am I the bad guy eraser thank you for the 45 months I’m doing pretty ice bro pretty good oh no poor Greggy boy oh poor Greggy poo well there we go exactly why did you guys remind me that Greggy was in the basement this all could have been avoided hey man

All right well ah smells delicious but I should do in business with you bud now scram hey there’s your man with shooky good good good good great wow okay holy frick I’m in The Matrix oh my God this is kind of crazy we better get a uh

We better get a recording going here oh my Lord oh my God oh my God is this what it looks like to hack this is your brain unhacking the planet five one sevens extreme compression 5176 do we think it’s uh that’s a one and that’s a nine five one

Uh seven six I did it I hacked the planet uh receptionist oh there we go you’re all checked in Mr Pickett here’s lab access key card you can now take the elevator down to the testing rooms thank you so much receptionist for giving me a key card access granted

I’d like to go now thank you I’m going to go down hooray I am now down anyone want to go for it all right oh yay I completed it that is so cool I’m so excited about this level three basic training there are a lot of levels here aren’t there

Wowie zowie oh my goodness gracious what if I hit the button here oh I can’t there’s barriers yay click the begin can we get a yippee yeah oh wow we get to continue where we left off level basic training the break room the study lab Shall We Begin in the break room it’s

Always good to get in and then take a break out of order poopy in the pants requires one food token hey mate scientist Tom says happy birthday dear Tom happy birthday to me nobody else in here to celebrate with me and it’s kind of sad and I just turned

One year old today I can’t believe nobody no friends are here I’ll be your friend Tom I’ll be your friend happy birthday bud I didn’t get you anything because I’m not a big gift person I don’t want to receive a gift I want to give you a

Gift I think we should just do our own thing if we want a thing we’ll get it ourselves you know our presence and our thoughts is what’s more valuable in this situation so uh I hope you have a good birthday and I almost ate your cake but

I’m not hungry enough right now so enjoy your cake hey what’s up dude signed his tank says hey Bob you worked here I don’t care if you do grab me a beer would you I’ll make it worth your while you see I I got my butt super glued to

The suit I wish you hadn’t Pride because I really didn’t want to share that piece of information um that’s why I can’t go but I want to be here to kind of make it a little better because it feels pretty bad right now to have my butt super cool to the

Seat with the new new super glue technology that we’re researching right now I accidentally spill it on the seat and then on sat on it I didn’t realize until after I spilled it I always want a beer now okay I don’t worry I got you I got you I’m

Gonna get you a beer it’s gonna be in the fridge right a nice cold one food yes it’s so yummy yes yes I love food token I can get food oh that’s how I get him a cold one yes food some yummy um there’s nothing in there right now

Oh can I can I do anything oh my God he’s just stabbing spider eye into the ground oh my God that’s kind of crazy I just you spin me right round baby right round like a spider eye baby would you like to purchase a water for one food token

No I wanna I want a beer though where do I get the beer oh It’s gotta be that plus that equals that’s beer looks like honey but I don’t know how else would I get the freaking stuff hold on that doesn’t help me how do I get this man a beer

Is it maybe oh wait and then beer brewer wait wait where the frick where the frick is the lily of the valley though yeah I realize I gotta Brew the beer but I need Lily of the Valley yeah I guess fine thanks for the water um

I needed me a little bit of a beerskis what about you that do anything that does nothing it’s just a cutting board oh my God I didn’t know you wanted me to like Brew you a beer from scratch and invent the universe in order to make this happen how about I just

God dang it freaking dang it maybe it’s in another room I have to come back let’s go into the study lab hey man y’all got any of those oh there we go it’s a good thing we went to the other room or we never would have found that

One would we know all right it’s beer o’clock ah huh sorry about your super glue problem mate oh wow I got a button there’s about no problem no problem dude what do you rate that one guys I don’t see any ratings what how can you

Listen how can you hear a burp and not give a rating one out of ten two out of ten negative three out of ten eight out of eight two out of ten really ones and twos so what you’re saying is he can’t compete with me I’m so flattered green realm tentacle

Consists of organic matter very squishy Paul says don’t touch with bare skin learn the hard way oh my goodness gracious Blue Ghost hi hey yeah well oh he’s right there oh my God hey uh yeah how’s it going mate uh human look here I got I got you I’m

Looking here on the table I see you dude I see you you’re right there they took me in Dar who’s sailing me ship and the next thing I knew we had to slice clean off Yar some sort of monstrous heartless bore the head of a burnt skull a presence that felt I familiar

When I came to I woke her on this desk surrounded by orgs and land lovers get to the bottom of the sea human we must stop him you are Seeger found I saw this on YouTube Yo me too dude that’s so cool Green Round Rebel very conductive mass

Consists of uncount matter and elements may be the key excuse me I hope that was a better one than our boy Hank tell me it was a better one than our boy Hank anyway all right we found a Cool Secret anymore okay so we need this to go on a

Block of emerald ah that’ll unlock some stuff for us won’t it now teleportation lab anything here no nothing there I’m getting better ratings than Hank I win I did it it was me nine out of ten even oh my God you the new testing recruit doesn’t

Matter if you are just come stand on this platform here okay take these fragments and use them to test teleportation to the other platforms red green blue why is red shiny oh that teleports to Red I see green takes me over here wow that’s crazy is there anything in here that’s worth

Checking out activated should I have done that wait deactivated huh do anything what oh I have to probably have them activate at the same time huh okay so I gotta go like balls I gotta go like balls dude all right so we do this here right we go there we go boom boom

No freaking be faster dude oh God I gotta go oh God dang it oh why am I slow okay why am I so slow ah here we go here we go got it cool cool cool great job let’s try another practice run here’s another element for you it’ll

Take you to the next chamber the black fragment wow yay okay God the Black Chamber wow so scary where is this by the way oh uppies oh and then we gotta go to Yellow wait red uppies and blue uppies there oh my God and now there’s the white

Elements holy frick and then what about over here what do we got here we are we have the press to begin what the frick and then what do we have here press to begin huh complete the circuit okay well that clearly what is I don’t know what that does um

What the wait oh hold on so I’m gonna need to like do something crazy here something crazy Target block like that and then is there a way to reset science tool okay I can break everything with it hold on if I activate this but the problem is it’s not going to

Push it out yeah oh it probably you’re right it probably shoots an arrow so therefore I could put this here right and then this here that’s going to push contact The Observer which is going to then um trigger that pull that out there we go and Bing Bang Boom we got it

Let’s freaking go let’s freaking go and then press to begin oh oh it’s Simon says I’m good at this I’ve played mogas enough to crush this The last one’s probably gonna be that one Yay okay cool what is the next game for us to do expert mogus moments okay so there’s got to be something over here then right uh oh it’s the white room and shoot all the targets oh wait time left oh God easy I’ve played great Runners before

All right what do we have down here oh yellow shulk ski where are we going now down down the hatch Down the Hatch oh so okay I put all the colors in their respective locations and then we win he Legolas is it yo what’s up great work

Here’s the code to the testing Labs the boss one two in there okay got it cool sweet six seven twenty oh that’s so cool six seven two zero what dude text chat combinations oh my God that’s so cool hello new recruit and welcome to the koffinger industries training initiative

Here at koffinger Industries our goal is to change the world and that begins with Cadets like you today you will be placed through several trials and tests to ensure that you are the optimum candidate for the Realms training initiative when we’re finished today we will be able to make tremendous strides in

Science thanks to you now before we begin it’s important to note that we at coughing our Industries are not responsible for any injuries life-threatening mutations or unexplainable disappearances that may occur with that being said it’s time to begin your basic training press the button located next to the number one to

Be transported to your first test he sounds like a really trustworthy guy I’m gonna do exactly what he says red realm oh my God we must ensure your physical ability through parkour it’s a ghost test yellow blocks are treated as checkpoints while green blocks give you a temporary jump boost and light blue

Blocks give you a temporary speed boost to complete the test make your way to the end and press the button begetus big Edis here we freaking go dude no fails zero fails okay that was a jump boost it’s classic blue man oh frick over it

Wait am I not going up here I am going up here and then wait what was the speed balls in the sack ball’s in the sack balls in the sack come on bro what it how am I oh God then I run off okay there we go stop

Talking stop talking about the part where I fell start talking about the part where I’m so good at video games Okay thank you frick perhaps I did not make it clear your goal is to not fall who asked imagine imagine thinking I asked oh my God balls

I hate it I hate the blue I hate the blue I want MCC once what is this there we go gee will occurs got it got it gotta got it got it everything it just I hadn’t warmed up today don’t be a gamer thank you for the 32 months good

Luck in your next tricky Tower sesh don’t let the boys get to your head I never would I never would not even once you got it sweet I went the wrong way oh God dang it what the frick watch this oh my God oh my God just just just stop

This just stop this madness already God dang it man God damn God dang it got it oh we freaking got it let’s go there’s actually some tricky dick jumps in here okay oh boy are we freaking go got it okay don’t touch red don’t touch red

No touching on the red no touches no touches oh boy it’s a four Blocker we should have no problem when we have speed boost there and then oh it’s a oh my actual Frick balls that was inexcusable on my part that was that was my fault the others were not my fault

Classic Blue Man map moment indeed God dang it I am getting fricked it the problem isn’t a blue man map we would have some like epic music to go with this and it would just be really getting me into a Groove that isn’t happening here and I’m just losing it

Got it thank you No don’t touch the purple man okay got it balls in the sack I’ve never I’ve never ballsed so hard in my life do you think he’s gonna pass me on the physical test I’m not entirely sure that I’m safe to complete at this point

I think I may have failed why has he not booted me out yet just off of a one block I oh my God help help this is pain I’m I am experiencing excruciating pain please save me from this oh oh my god dude channeling my mom and her parkour skills here like what

Oh my God the problem is like this is actually a hard jump and you have to like momentum would be helpful but you can’t because it’s a 90 degree turn right okay didn’t didn’t count me as landing on the red let’s freaking go okay there we go I’m dying

Somebody send help please send help if that jump weren’t there I would I would be able to at least attempt other things more often but this jump here is just gatekeeping me so badly thank you thank you thank you okay I gotta be careful here got it holy frick they don’t give

Checkpoints here folks there are no checkpoints that he keeps doing single block Sprint job oh my God where am I going where am I going press to finish I almost jumped down there and that would have been really bad okay here we go got it excellent work now press the button

Located to begin your next test excellent work he said yeah X-Men appreciate it special awareness we will be observing your spatial awareness and problem solving skill to complete this test you must find and press five buttons okay find the button I won these in Minecraft Mondays I was an Unstoppable

Force and I must continue that that’s a button right there boom one button heck yeah I gotta squeeze into some cheeky little locations find all of them would there be two hidden in a single little area with which we can find probably not probably not there’s going

To be one in the house guaranteed almost it is your boy the find the button champion of the world that’s going to open up at some point right are there any underwater I guess no but there’s gonna be one in the house clearly let’s go inside

It could be one outside of the house two potentially but guarantee there’s gonna be one inside it’s gonna be cheeky hidden under like a open thing anything in there anything in there nope nope nope nope why would you put it where would I put a button if I was hiding a

Button inside of a house definitely wouldn’t be behind one of those because that doesn’t work that way clock’s ticking clock sticking tick tock tick tock tick tock foreign that counts cool you never know if the mouse is gonna be the button or not it’s not in my head surprisingly enough

Okay well that’s probably the button in the house unless there’s another more secreter button you would think that they would hide it under like a chest under a an edge that has like a pixel Gap tree up in the tree a callback to the first map there it is nice for

And then where would we put a final button probably on the roof somewhere right yep five to five yeah Now for your final test press the button located next to the number three route row memorization to complete this test press the button and recreate the build displayed in front of you this might not go well oh my God I have to memorize uh yeah

Yeah okay so it’s one block in for the edge it is three blocks tall door there and Vines oh my God I and then oh no no break it break it break it break it break it science tool science tool and then boom boom boom boom boom Oh I hope there’s

Nothing like inside that has to be done but this is kind of crazy this is kind of crazy at the end of the day this is like oh my god dude this is like building uh build Mart on steroids or something I think it was that right and

Then boom boom why are there different darts time’s up oh my God try again freaking build Mart on stair I had it I just didn’t do it I can now see that you are not doing this on purpose I will mark this in your notes shut up

Shut up about the parkour we’re past that we’re past that we don’t need to talk about that anymore what the heck what the heck he wasn’t supposed to talk about that ever ever again what are you doing we got the first one oh it’s getting bigger oh God okay chiseled on the edges

Chiseled on the edges and then holy frick I have to memorize the slab pattern on top I can’t even see the pattern on the top what is the pattern on the top I don’t know the pattern on the top oh my god dude what what are you doing we better have more

Time for this ball’s in the sack oh God wait how am I gonna how am I gonna do this how am I gonna do this wait what how do I get up I have to like wait I’m gonna have to use blocks in order to build up and then

Oh this is actually just nuts this is nutsola oh my god oh there’s no freaking way on this one all right oh my God this is gonna be crazy okay it is empty inside is that just full is it full blocks is it full blocks or is it stairs I

Don’t know those are stairs ah boom boom dude there’s no way there’s just no way and boom boom I guess I’m just gonna build myself up or something like that okay so I actually you know what it must be It’s gotta be like It’s gotta be like um

This in the middle right it’s got to be that in the middle and then you surround by stairs or something oh but then it slabs in the corners oh my God is that it is it slabs in the corners okay it slabs in the corner that’s what

It is that’s what it is that’s what it is okay slabs in the corners and then it’s eight stairs around I got it I got it this time I got it this time 100 got it this time okay so I’m gonna go boom boom boom boom boom boom I’m going to use the

Uh these things to build up really quick and then it is slab there and then we can start placing like this like that and that and then we can get these down Center and then we should be able to place everything else around it real quick please okay we got boom boom

Boom boom boom boom slub slab slab no I’m gonna run out of time I’m going to run out of time I’m going to run out of time I’m gonna run out of time I’m so close oh I was so close I was so close you’re right I should have five

Anyway yeah yeah yeah no I I had it there I had it I just have to be faster I’m not good at the building game in what should we call it the the thing the block or block hunters in Block Hunters I’m not good at it okay wait

And then we go boom boom balls in the sack boom and then and then okay over here oh wait we do Frick what it uh balls did I balls did already I can’t believe I balls did me when I balls Rick Rick I’m no good at this me when I balls okay God

Oh jeez yeah why not just jump onto the wall instead of trying to go into the roof you’re right you’re right I should try that so instead of like having to go up I just do this get these all around and then do boom boom get a slab up here

Right Rick get a slab up there and then we just start building around and we get these down three four and we start getting neat no wait no get that down get that there boom all the corners boom and then boom boom boom boom and yes just in the nick of time whoo

All right this is going to be even trickier isn’t it oh my God what what are you talking about that oh there’s no way there is no freaking way it was like this it was like this and then I was like that or something like that and then it was like

I don’t remember oh no it wasn’t like that do it again stop do it again and I don’t remember oh God oh God what was it oh frick it’d be really easy if I just took a screenshot for this one this is a mean one

I don’t think I even needed F5 for this this is it’s very clear it’s just hard to memorize okay so oh okay so it’s like a little Archway there a little Archway and then boom and then Archway above the back all right cool I think I can get it

I think I can get it I think I can I think I can I think I can um and then like this out to the back like that there out to the back and then this goes on top oh my God I did not need

That much time for this I did not need that much time build three complete that was so much easier than that one truly exceptional work Cadet you have now completed your basic training you have just been granted a base level access card please make your way to the elevator and

Base level where a train will be waiting to take you to an off-site location ominous good luck Cadet and always remember to change the world me when I change the world so cool make your way to the elevator where’s the elevator is it now it’s back over here and down we

Go even more down only we could channel that in MCC I don’t think we want to channel that parkour at MCC we’d like to do better if we could you know we’d like to do better That’s so cool you guys want to try level one just one more time just to see what happens let’s try this one more time and see what a little bit of practice you know a little bit of practice because we’re approaching the halfway point here okay I’m gonna get the potions at least

I kind of know what to do a little bit for the potions this is going to be a little bit like a henzoid 100 seconds map where you keep trying except it has an intro this time a long long long long time ago before you turned it on

Go go go go go go go go go go go go where’s the potions over here over here [Applause] Okay so we need to craft you with that and then we jack-o-lantern the lantern however the frick it’s there and then it goes there and then we get Abby and then there’s clearly another Obby there and then we get the diamond and we get the book so we make the enchantment table frick

And then we do that we trade that and then another star then we go back over here we keep it going probably more efficient not to be running back and forth because we could just do this at the very end night vision goes there that goes there and fire goes there

Bingo butter Bingo but a bam we gotta make a beacon now don’t we probably Beacon that and then what are we trying to get next oh just a bookshelf no kidding all right easy peasy lemon squeezy boom bookshelf there that Beacon boom Beacon trade for efficiency 10

Pickaxe that can break all the oars oh this thing goes hard okay okay and then what happens over here we gotta clearly smelt some stuff up all right all right gold oh all the blocks all the blocks big plays here we go it’s take oh I needed to do that

Early I need to do that early because that is gonna cause us to lose time on smelting and I break these no I cannot break those not yet okay there’s nothing I can do there but I and then clearly I need to have all

These but how do I get these to be able to push the buttons and do the dongers that’s the question at the end of the day oh man okay well we kind of Okay click the skip we’ve already done it we’ve already done we don’t need to see him get crushed again

Oh I keep making strength you’re right it’s magma frick I’m a dum dum try it again try it again we know we must do though we know what we must do oh just press the buttons to change the colors foreign S as like a single level mini game

Though that you can like keep trying over and over in order to iterate and get better racing game and thank you for the 41 months I just got my resub 41 months 19 until cats oh God go go go go go go go go okay where are we going

We’re going over here we’ll start with this we’ll start with this okay we got magma boom boom boom boom boom then we got that boom and we got that boom and then we got that boom okay then we run over here and we complete this whole thing first things first

What is it again we need the jack-o-lantern boom use the crafting grid and then we get the other stuff that we do all this we do all this we do all that big plays we get the enchantment table boom trade for that get the uh freaky and that going like so

Get that if the beacon going boom Oh my God there we go now we’re crushing it oh wait yeah yeah ores first or is first what happened to horse first I needed the pickaxe in order to do the orders that’s what happened to ores first I can’t just skip that okay

Um and I did eat some time though unfortunately on let’s do that okay so diamond block clearly gonna go there we can retrieve the potions in the meantime and surely that’ll give us something when we complete it right fire ass bam that night vision boom speed and boom

Take longer I dare you do we get anything I don’t know if we got anything other than just success renette and let’s click the buttons is this red first that’s red yellow oh the buttons take so long black blue oh we’re getting close we’re getting close oh God it takes so long

I should have been hitting multiple ones one I should have been hitting multiple ones green go go oh we’re so close hit multiple ones boom boom no oh I was so close I was so close laughs dang all right we got it on the next one we got it on the next one

Wampit thank you for the 15 months eat time and doxley with a sub and racing gamer um also in the spirit of crew 7 launching at about 3 30 a.m Eastern Time here’s a space plan how does NASA organize its rocket launches they plan it all right you think just full full-on

Ores first maybe maybe just full-on ores first okay okay perhaps maybe maybe okay Get Ready Get Ready Get ready here we go all right where is it it is over freaking here [Applause] Me running like a headless chicken at the beginning I don’t know what I’m doing all right now we get this melting going and we go bang and we go bang and we go boom and we go boom and we go bingo bango there we go now we do the button

One now we do buttons now we do buttons here we go here we go here we go we go that’s gonna be red that’s gonna be boom and then yeah that’s gonna be yellow and then that’s gonna be freaking boom boom boom green and then all the way to uh orange

Come on go fast go fast here we go huge Maneuvers hugest of Maneuvers oh we’re cooking this time we’re cooking who let him cook who let him cook and then boom boom boom and now we can just let them let them go yes 30 seconds left oh don’t worry we’re cranking we’re cranking Yes what is it what is it shulk bonus item number one [Applause] let’s go henswood 100 second style map come on Banshee thank you for the four months very much appreciated wow this still happens even when you win this still happens that’s so sad that’s so sad you can’t change Fates apparently

Don’t skip I want to watch sorry we watched in the very beginning so that’s pretty good though that was pretty darn good yeah we did it we did it oh and that unlocked the bonus room wow okay well then yeah that’s actually what do we do so we got four

And then or wait no off-site location is for I don’t know anyway pretty slick I think um I think we’ll wrap it up there for episode one stay tuned for episode two make sure to like the video and subscribe to captainsparkle follow twitch.tv cabin Sparkles for more and I’ll see you next time