Minecraft Beta Funny Moments

Can you not afford a newer version no i can’t look at him you’re like pee pee so wholesome if i crouch you’re rising out of the grave look i’m a pickaxe now [Laughter] why does it say you have 16 viewers um probably because i have 16 viewers i

Don’t know this game just came out so it’s very indie oh wait that’s so funny hold on destroy that and put it back down you gotta check this out okay so your legs are still rendered in but there’s like a crouched legs too that’s awesome do you see that

Here i’m fixing it i’m fixing our little thing here so it’ll look pretty that that didn’t work [Laughter] oh the minecart check had scoliosis watch this guys goodbye whoa there’s something so funny about the mic i’m so glad they added this dude i’m so glad they had the ability to

Like move two blocks [Laughter] oh [ __ ] yeah thanks for the furnace sick cool i’m so glad that you can’t use it something is very wrong guys what is that i have a really cool story so i did a lot of driving today uh and in that time there happened to be you

Know you know the billboards passing by and then there was a there was a billboard advertising like this cremation place right and and all i saw was like a man on the left and then a jar on the right and my mind filled in the blanks as like before and after

It was so cool what if they put like this could be you [Laughter] billboard just says would you just the jar wait gavin have you seen the quintuple chest it’s awesome it’s i think i think i want to go click on it why did he do that

Yeah this chest is really awesome chet uh it just crashes your game open it okay [Laughter] oh there’s i found it what’d you find i can’t see [Laughter] but i’m opening the chest there’s just so many slots loki what when did you put pee pee hop on my screen

It’s been there for a while he’s chilling his new chat meta saying a normal message and then something horrific in parentheses like they are rapidly approaching you yeah that’s the new chat meta we are in your closet hey guys how’s the weather today how’s the weather today the sky is red

And the hour of the rapture is upon us [Laughter] in the convict i am superior to everyone oh no oh these are controversials i don’t know who any of these people i said why is shake shack not on here why is burger king on burger chains i like

This is just what they had this is literally this is literally just this is literally just burgers and not burgers yes this is just burgers that he’s eaten versus burgers he hasn’t eaten this is even like it doesn’t even have every chicken there’s no opinions there’s not even any opinions here no

That is my opinion you just like burgers i like burgers likes burgers if it’s a burger he just likes the feeling of his heart slowing down listen i don’t think i don’t know if i’ve ever eaten an at burger king in my life howard dude 1400 are you afraid of the dark square

Feet dude why would you want square feet that’s what i’m saying are you stealing a tweet right now carson what nothing cool tweet thanks bro quick you should check out this really cool tweet god damn it i was four seconds after you my tweet now why are you copying my

Tweet bro why doesn’t this work one point to oh my portal to the wood dimension oh did you light it oh that’s the missing piece it’s working oh it’s working the wood is dude put that out you’re gonna do it actually wait yeah the wood is actually put that out dude

That’s not good it just burns you guys just burnt down the entire forest [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] all the wood is going into the wood dimension it’s okay this is not good what do we do does anybody wait wait wait wait the wood dimension demands a sacrifice

I have come busted it is my time to go with dimension is hungry i just single-handedly undid team trees guys the portal’s still open we have to close it quick start breaking the leaves why are you just watching 20 [Laughter] it’s working it’s working nico’s got a new opinion list

That last list was just not there is there is one thing on there though all right the longer i look at it the the more i realize it’s just not an opinion no you didn’t realize that before hooters and all caps bro how did they exist that’s what i’m

Saying dude it doesn’t make sense how is hooters existing current day can someone explain what hooters are for a non-american idiot i really don’t want to google that you should google big hooters big giant hooters open gavin what’s your opinion on hooters you ever been uh

Milf denny’s is where i would oh yes what’s the script for the one thing it’s titled breaking bad real episode [Laughter] uh fanboy hooters you go outback what me i would choose milf denny’s for big milky femdum mommy waitress or maybe even boy hooters boys make the best boys you know actually i’m

Gonna go change my choice to tomboy outback because flat is justice i want a shy tomboy with big milk or abs and biceps just tell you what the [ __ ] are you talking about flash just because flattest justice is awesome what huh bumped [Laughter] oh i gotta push my cart back it’ll boost you

Oh minecart clear two of me he’s coming back here he comes no override now loki you go get in yeah we’re gonna we’re gonna do the system of balls [Laughter] 12 year olds really be like they make uh they make like a like a potion on their

Plate at the lunch table and they’re like try this uh at my lunch table this was a thing that happened we would make sorry not we uh yeah you would i would i would not do i would just i was just asked for ingredients occasionally and i was like fine they

Were called baggo funds um and uh my friend would uh would just be the worst and and combine as many different things as he could in just like one plastic bag and it was just gross that sounds delicious try this just try this did he consume it though i

Know he put it in the school’s toilets which oh yeah no it was terrible awesome guys look i’m gonna [ __ ] in the urinal again [ __ ] in this urinal i’m gonna take your lunch money taylor carson i’ve been following you for about four years now and your vid

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All going to charity yeah that’s a nice thing you know that and now it’s just like yeah you have to donate to charity otherwise you know that’s all i said You