Minecraft but Discord Controls The Game

Minecraft butt huh beat minecraft with no armor beat minecraft without jumping easy i can handle any challenges you guys have bring it on huh what’s going on discord beats the game for you huh i can only use the hot bar in the first row of my inventory says

Huh everything’s in the first row well what happens if i pick up another item what it just dropped fine i’ll just do this manually what if i try to move an item to the second row it just falls out of my inventory this must mean that the challenges from fans on discord are

Directly affecting the game they’re gonna mess with me every step of the way doesn’t matter i can handle their challenges if i can only use the first row in my inventory i’ll just store my stuff in this large chest now i’ll need some stone tools

There sure seems to be a lot of coarse dirt around really y’all really if they can turn stone into dirt then they’ll keep trolling me and it’s going to take way too long to mine stone if only there was a way to mine it all at

Once one big explosion wait i have an idea creepers plus sand equals tnt if they’re gonna change stone into dirt every time i try to mine it then what if i don’t try to mine it at all instead i’ll just plant a little tnt in the middle of the cave and boom

Don’t you love fireworks just as i thought they can’t change the stone into dirt after it’s already dropped what a nice surprise i just came for the stone but it looks like i’m walking out with an iron pickaxe axe and sword stupid discord you just got big brain by

Zen mode now time to find some diamonds what this isn’t a natural matter someone must have put this here but who other than discord messing with me there seems to be something else going on now that i think about it how are they actually affecting the game just by typing out

Challenges ah great a lava pool and zombies and skeletons blocking me from the diamonds fighting them with all this lava is way too risky wait that’s it see that platform i can use the iron to make a bucket then i’ll collect some lava from the pool if i sneak around the mobs

And get up to where that platform is then i can release the lava on the mobs like a waterfall hope you like chili Now with those pesky mobs out of the way i can bridge across and get my diamonds and gold a shiny diamond pickaxe coming right up now time to find some obsidian wait i happen to remember just where someone happened to leave some maybe discord decided to join the winning team

A work of art now to find some flint and what you’re a vegetarian now no eating meat no no no no now you’re trying to control what i eat about dark i don’t feel too well it hurts it hurts i love a good barbecue as much as the next guy but it seems

Like if i eat meat it poisons me i’ll need to switch to vegetarian for now it looks like from badass hunter to peaceful farmer but who knows maybe i’ll enjoy the country life what are you doing take that i’m so hungry ow can i eat this no you know what who

Needs to build a farm when you can just raid someone else’s i think i’ll just take these if you don’t mind hey why are you drinking all the crops i need this i can’t eat meat Defeat the golem without any armor or weapon how am i supposed to beat this thing without any armor or weapons this is literally a death trap wait that’s it i mean sure i couldn’t eat it but what if i used it instead to create a death

Trap come here buddy oh no did you slip i may not have any armor or weapons but i still got a big brain bye bye mr golem who are you how do you like the challenges zen mode listen bruh i don’t have time to sign an autograph i’m not a fan

Perhaps harder challenges will make you understand wait what are you the one behind all of this you can call me the hacker i’ve been watching you on minecraft lately and i don’t like how you’re getting views even though you’re new so it got me thinking how about some

Challenges to expose that you are a fraud in front of your entire discord seems like this hacker guy was behind these discord challenges all along i wonder how he’s gonna mess with me when i try to make an eye of ender first things first i’ll need to trade gold

With the piglens to get ender pearls there i see a bastion nether belongs to the piglens if you kill piglen you will get wither and piglin brute will spawn i’m not scared we’ve never made peace and we never will no i’ve got a wither effect and a piglet

Brute spawn this is bad i can’t win this okay if i can’t fight my way through the piglens maybe if the piglens worship the one with gold armor maybe if i craft a gold chest plate using the gold i found in the overworld then they’ll worship me too

Genius one gold chest plate coming right up oh hey buddy nice piece bro oh thanks i made it myself it worked he didn’t attack me okay now to find the gold another lava pool but this time it’s two no four no ten times bigger looks like

I’ll have to bridge my way across what try to navigate the nether when your speed increases randomly my speed increases randomly what does that even mean oh no ow it burns it burns oh ow hot top oh no oh no this is bad this is bad

That was close i need to bridge my way across to get to the gold but the random burst of speed will shoot me into the lava for the first time ever i wish i had something to slow me down wait a second that’s it soul sand is like quicksand in the

Nether so every time i get a random steep burst it’ll be easier to manage if i’m bridging with soul sand you know what they say slow and steady wins the gold speed burst that was close jackpot look at all this gold hey piglets here’s all this gold that i

Totally didn’t steal from you ender pearls you shouldn’t have next up blaze rods there i see a fortress learning from the last challenge i can use the same technique to sky bridge across with the soul sand i can avoid both random speed bursts and fight what the hell who threw that at me

You’ll pay for that oh you brought friends i’m too fast ow ow this is bad there’s too many of them come on guys you sure you don’t want to talk this out oh i’m surrounded by gas that can throw fireballs from long range i can’t fight

Them because they can fly if only i had a long-range weapon i’d give them a taste of their own medicine wait that’s it oh gasty throw me one of those fireballs won’t you here he goes yes it works i can dodge the gas fireballs and make them hit each other

How’s that for a taste of your own medicine thank you now on to the fortnite skeleton will guard the fortress if you kill them they will duplicate what you said skeletons what oh no no what are those you’ve got to be kidding me the hacker must have modified the

Skeleton’s dna this fight is impossible they literally duplicate every time i hit them wait that’s it discord said skeletons duplicate if i hit them but it doesn’t say what happens if something else hits them what do you want That’s right a full gold armor and you can have it if you help me yeah how light work just help me take out some weak boring skeletons hmm alert tnt the piglets told me to blow this when i find the enemy well i guess i’ve got no choice but to trust these

Piglets here goes nothing uh piglet where are you you came yes get him my boys showed up is that all you got discord now with these skeletons taken care of i can get back to getting my blaze rods one two three to the four nine zen modes out of here

Next step find the portal i’m gonna sniff out where this nerd is hiding Something doesn’t feel right feeling cold let me help you with that ah oh no what no what this isn’t even fair everything i’m touching is turning to fire fine i’ll just go to the one thing that can’t light on fire there i see a pool of water

I would avoid water if i were you it’s looking a little buggy so everywhere i go lights on fire and i can’t touch water either if only i were fire resistant like water wait that’s it i can use the nether warts that i found earlier to make fire

Resistance potions you’re a wizard harry abracadabra thou shall not burn stupid hacker no matter how much you throw at me i will overcome it easily because i’m a minecraft pro and i think i just found your hideout you feel that i’m getting closer to the

End the end of you can you reach the portal if you can’t jump what now i can’t jump really bruh you must be getting desperate whatever i’ll just take the stairs okay well uh that’s a minor setback but it’s nothing that zenmo can’t handle if i can’t jump i

Won’t be able to get up there by placing blocks underneath but like i said before i’ll just take the stairs and portal here portal what portal ah what has he done he’s turned the end portal into a giant h just like that obsidian from before

But with no portal how am i gonna get to him and surprise a wither is coming for you oh no oh no this is bad he’s trapped me in the stronghold with a wither come on come on open the door how am i gonna fight this thing

You have to use irons to defeat it that’s right i remember how strong that iron golem was if i arrange iron blocks in the right way maybe i can create my own i shall name you pablo the withered destroyer okay you know what just the wither is flying around too much and my

Golem can’t reach it with his stubby arms i have to trap the wither in a corner first and then charge this is revenge for pablo that’s right get him boys not so tough now arya you big stupid wither and that’s all she wrote there’s still a tiny problem with no end

Portal there’s still no way to get to the end unless there’s an item with massive nether energy that can be used to make a temporary portal just like the nether star the wither just dropped here goes nothing one nether star surrounded by eyes of ender equals it worked Took you long enough you said that you wanted to expose me but i made it all the way here with pure skill while you’ve been relying on your cheap hacks and gimmicks you might have made it to the end but good luck defeating me when you can’t

Place blocks huh i can’t place blocks i should have known that even in the end this hacker was never planning to play fair fine whatever if i can’t place blocks i’m just gonna have to chase you down and knock you off that dragon the good old-fashioned way get down here you

Chicken ah what no i can’t damage him at all i can’t damage him i can’t even build if discord is controlling this game how can i win wait that’s it if discord is writing the challenges that means they can help me too you watching this i need your help

Minecraft but enderman’s help you no way yes the endermen are helping me build up to the towers alright gamers now we need this packer to take some damage nether stars are the opposite of end crystal whoa it’s like we’re breaking the matrix if n crystals normally heal the dragon that

Means these nether stars should be able to damage the dragon are you seeing this whoa i feel like i’m in a movie so when the tower crumbles the ender dragon takes a chunk of damage all right mr enderman thanks for helping me up and another tower goes

Oh what you don’t like someone messing with the rules of your game no no way but what happens if i do this look at that now who’s the one who’s exposed