Minecraft but Dragons are OVERPOWERED

Guys i think this is it yes it’s the portal wait is that bessie wait bessie bessie what are you doing to the marvel i don’t have time for this god i’m going with it later betsy what the heck is this place wait there’s a noob dragon

What’s a noob dragon i have no idea what’s going on the day i found out my cow bessie made three different ender dragons the noob dragon the pro dragon and the god dragon i have 20 minutes to beat them all or she’ll vaporize all my cookies guys a 20 minute timer just

Started we have to move look at these the endermen have tiny derp smiley faces on them all right we need to be careful about this this is going to be the easiest of three dragons that we have to fight and i’m already getting beat up get out of my face knew looking noob

Dummy dumb dumbo that’s right get out of here look look at your face bro the noob dragon is currently talking to me he’s saying i’ll kill your dog dirt is the best block this is what we’re dealing with guys we’re dealing with a nincompoop but this is still like any

Other ender dragon battle we have to get rid of the end crystals and then start to attack the dragon is this bessie nope that is a noob cow it just said in chat the noob dragon hurted himself while trying to look cool it’s actually doing damage to itself also guys look at the

New dragon its face looks so funny it doesn’t even have a neck i’m getting distracted guys we’re running out of time yeah we’re gonna use our water bucket tactic to get all the way up here the noob dragon won’t be expecting my pro tactics crap wait he put puffer fish

In my water he was expecting it all along of course i think we made it up this is actually made of cookies it does not matter we got it not the puffer fish dude we’re literally everywhere bro get these things out of my face if i’m struggling with the new bender dragon i

Can’t even imagine what’s going to happen with the pro and then the god dragon the ender dragon just meowed at me bro what is happening what is today’s video what got into bessie i have so many questions we gotta get all the way to the chat with this obsidian tower

Another one down we got it there’s another one pop another one point come on yes wait i think i actually got it is this llama a puffer fish we found a puffer llama i’m gonna name you maximus just keep swimming just keep swimming just keep swimming yes we made it to the

Top oh snap i didn’t realize you were up here how you doing because now that we made it to the top we have to make sure not to get hit down by the puffers get out of here you spiky fish now i have a vantage point so we can snipe that bad

Boy what about that one way over there get away from me you giant pleb we’ve already wasted five minutes on the new bender dragon that only gives us 15 minutes for the other two all of your end crystals are gone it’s just you and me you giant noob

Look at maximus he’s trying to spit at the noob dragon he landed now’s my chance to get off some hits yes yes yes your mind one more got him let’s go now we’re on to the pro dragon and check it out all of my items got upgraded we

Now have full enchanted diamond armor and weapons i don’t know if that’s gonna be enough this pro dragon looks spicy he’s shooting explosive magma balls at my face and great all of the end crystals are back and the endermen are trying to burn me alive don’t you dare touch me my dad’s a

Lawyer why are there three of them trying to fight me there’s only 14 minutes left on the timer we gotta try to get through this one in seven minutes or less bro check that out that’s insane he just shot a spiral of magma cubes at me

Okay i think i dealt with most of the enderman minions now we have to deal with all of the brand new end crystals good at least they go down in one shot i just realized in chat i am being constantly insulted by the pro dragon you’re short

You just called me short for no good reason whoa whoa where’d you guys come from i gotta be extra careful dude he’s spawning in wither skeletons oh my gosh the pro dragons turning out to be a little more difficult than i thought i don’t know if i mentioned this

But i can’t die if i die i lose the challenge the stakes have never been higher okay we have to use the water bucket just like last time to get all the way to the top let’s explode yes we got one good stuff jacaroni and cheese

We gotta get all the way to the top if we get to the top just yo yo we turned all of the water into magma how did he do that yes we made it we’re just gonna explode this one while we’re up here got it whoa that’s a lot of

Firepower okay we’re super high up in the air we should be able to get at least a couple of these and crystals get that one we’re gonna get this one that’s a big fireball luckily my head is very absorbent what is that way blazes we gotta get down i

Had no clue he could summon him blazes back down we go i’m fighting for my life and i only have 10 minutes left i need to go for an insane play we’re gonna try to throw another pearl on top of this that is so off i’m gonna land right

There oh we actually got on top oh snap okay i don’t want to destroy it this close wow i think we actually got all of them oh it’s a fireball fireballs are not good for my health i’ve had enough of you i’m gonna name you gerald you’re

Gonna die general come on we just need to get a couple more hits and dodge fireballs at the same time i am a one-man army you will not touch me yes no my chance oh god that was close there’s only eight minutes left on the timer i gotta wrap

This up mr pro dragon gerald i got a proposition for you if you come down here i won’t kill you i’m lying i’m totally not lying gerald it’s gonna be super duper safe when you come down here guys i think i tricked him that’s right

Come on down gerald i’m a man of my word gerald would you stop having explosive diarrhea for two seconds i guess we’re gonna have to do this the hard way yes take that through dragon yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah this is it guys we have seven minutes to

Beat the hacker dragon said i know your ip address am i really about to get ddosed by a dragon check it out dude this place looks like the matrix oh my dude he’s shooting binary at me wait dude there’s terminator ravagers we gotta check it out everything’s been upgraded

Again so i have netherride tools and weapons and i also got these magic wands what does the winduan do oh it shoots me up into the sky awesome we also have the earth wand i think this heals me and then i have to fire one that explodes up

Oh yeah wait i can spam it uh what do i do now maybe the wind wand can help yes okay the wind one i can use whenever i’m hurtling down towards planet earth this fire wand is insanely powerful and i can spam it too oh wait the hacker dragon

Has its own magic as well and it’s spawning an anonymous hacker of course it is all right luckily my fire wand does some really good damage and i could use it to explode the end crystals that’s big oh that was close to get these things out of here we’re actually barely taking

Any damage luckily the upgrades that i got are proving to be super useful right now wait is it something in phantoms there’s hacker phantoms and there’s also a weather boss that i didn’t even realize until right this second this is great guys okay we have to take care of

The weather first we have five minutes left the hacker said you will soon need to call your mom not today my boy look at this we are unleashing havoc [Applause] no waiting someone did back every end crystal no way this guy’s gonna be more difficult than i thought just when i

Realized i was almost about to win he summoned in every single end crystal bag i think i got most of them except for that one up there got it i have never spammed more in my entire flipping life he said he’s now has access to my webcam take this

We have to kill him fast or else he’s going to summon back in the end crystals come on almost there two minutes left no they’re all back how am i supposed to beat him if he keeps healing we got to go faster than i’ve ever gone before

Guys i’m going to leave the wither boss alive because the winner boss is actually doing some damage to the hacker dragons nothing to land that i might actually be able to get some hits off let’s try i got off one hit with my sword that was nothing where is it

Where’s the where’s it we almost got it we’re getting so close this is it we got it let’s go come on one minute left yes we did it with under a minute to spare we beat all of the ender dragons my cookies are safe