Minecraft But Everything I Touch Turns Scary

Ah what a lovely day in minecraft what is that oh what is this this is everything but lovely this is jim brianna whatever you mean coming oh the house just disappeared is that blood turn whole world to scary to summon back the mansion and save brianna oh no literally everything i touch is

Turning to scary no sheep don’t eat this grass no no i said don’t don’t don’t what the [ __ ] is this oh is that his brain okay i gotta put this out of his misery i’m so sorry i’m so what are you putting me out of my misery what are you doing

Since when do sheeps become hostile in minecraft if i touch wood does it get scary imagine scary wood my dirt is now scary oh whoa that shows up so much more on dirt blocks can i turn something as beautiful as this rose into something scary there’s only one way to find out

Yeah boy oh i’m bleeding am i bleeding because of my health oh no our tree it’s turning scary focus on the main mission we need to find stone might pick out oh my god i don’t know why that scared me dude the freaking stone is turning into blood but when you mine it

Scary stuff it’s actually a different block my crap i think table’s got blood on it there’s not enough oxyclean in the world to clean this blood i will get regular cobblestone if it’s the last thing i do yes you cannot stop me i’m the gingerbread man oh please okay we’re

Gonna put this in what custom crafts do we got over here we have a scary knife chainsaw obviously this is in honor of the upcoming anime chainsaw man [ __ ] clearly scary preston a blood flashlight scary storm okay can we just stop this bleeding most people say food can’t solve all of our

Problems i disagree watch any second now what did i tell you food can solve problems donate to local food banks it’s time for the scary knife i like how we have to use actual oak logs we’re not even going to turn these into planks we’re going to use the whole freaking

Log call us canadian at this point this knife has been spreading ketchup all over people’s sandwiches and also hit attack damage look i can turn things to scary with this knife i wonder if we can turn the skeleton scary oh you think you’re smart i have turned you into scary why is he

Royal only there can only be one king in this cave buddy and it’s not you oh my gosh what have we done somebody donate that blood to the local blood bank but can we make bloody iron though i’m going to try to blood this iron

Surely that’s got to be in one of our recipes wait we got a scary iron ingot from that okay so we need to collect all the scary items in this world if we’re gonna turn the entire world into scary remember my wife’s in danger and i think

We care about her we must upgrade wait is that a sk i didn’t realize i’m punching the tree with this a scary skeleton head i don’t even i didn’t even when did i pick this up and it’s not you the scary storm that’s what the skeleton

Head goes to you have to collect almost every single mob head in order to do this and a blood diamond scary bat scary spider shark no one else is scary this villager if we can kill a creeper and figure out how to harvest blood we can make a creepy creeper head creepy not

Included what if we use the knife to get blood from these guys we can oh my gosh dude it’s literally everywhere oh we see creepers all right look at that we’ve finally turned the world like one percent scary here we go boom yeah yeah you won yeah yeah you like me now

Well okay that zombie is like at least ten times more creepy he looks like a frog mixed with a predator quite terrifying if i’m gonna be honest with you oh my gosh with the crater are those bones for his feet it’s like the cthulu kraken creeper oh i

Absolutely hated that oh i got a zombie head too i’m freaking so good at this game wait can we make scary fish scary fish oh my gosh i just turned a salmon into a shark we are not strong enough to defeat these sharks but we will be oh wait

Scary cow i gotta see what a scary cow looks like oh you know what actually not that scary uh speaking of which we call a cow with no legs ground beef something i’m about to turn him into or ground blood oh speaking of ground blood we got

Plenty for this dude it’s moving in my hand i bet you you throw it sheep i’m sorry for this hello friend wait a second i think this is like call of duty zombies it’s a grenade that attracts mobs and explodes i freaking knew it oh wait where’s his

Head you’ve lost your mind i’m gonna make this chainsaw oh ho ho ho please call me chainsaw preston oh my gosh i don’t even necessarily know what i’m doing this chainsaw has 24 attack damage that’s a lot but it’s also incredibly useful for mining look at

This it’s got like six chainsaws on it oh did we just find diamonds give me the blood diamond turn this diamond into blood how many diamonds one blasphemy by two three four oh five okay never mind wait this is more diamonds than i find also guys i think we’re like 10 of the

Way to the world turning into scary oh my gosh dude but wait a second can i make scary gold okay i want it i’m a simple man i see scary gold i mind the scary gold well skeleton would you like to play with my chainsaw of course you would ha ha

Oh wait a second scary spiders gosh dude i don’t know like those scary spiders or something else little freaking jumping octopuses all right let’s get rid of these extra mobs so i can focus on the enderman i need to turn everything real quick into scary oh gosh wait some villagers have been

Turned scary on accident and just exploded not to mention we just got this scary enderman let’s go wait did we oh my gosh we got salt and we got the scary villager head well i got a scary emerald somehow but there’s something wrong with these villagers that is awful they’ve

Been mutilated but i’ve noticed something if i stand up the villagers attack me but if i crouch like this they don’t and it’s very scary oh my gosh they’re so freaking fast um oh no it’s a blood golem it’s freaking huge i can take him okay i don’t want to

Take him take this oh my gosh it even works on cats stupid creatures goodbye gollum oh wait a second we got everything from the village we needed we needed scary emeralds and scary villager heads we are one step closer to scary world domination but you know what the

Scariest thing is not being subscribed absolutely terrifying speaking of terrifying things i’m gonna turn this entire forest to scary so we can make some extreme progression i mean if it works on caves it’ll work on a forest shallow yes come on get it baby look at this chainsaw man go oh

Pillagers i have something for you yes i bring gift oh my gosh this is gonna be so satisfying my body is ready [Applause] it’s like fourth of july huh take some of this oh these guys are doing some damage all right let’s take their outpost out ladies and gentlemen we

Don’t need a villager out folks now it causes nothing but advocate in our world you want some of this you want some of that the more of you that spawn the more of the world i can turn to scary also 35 percent of the world has been turned

Scary here is a reward that is inappropriate placing for that arrow and the item we have been given a scary heart this thing has freaking teeth in it i’m gonna eat it i don’t know what else to do with it absorption hearts i’m gonna try taking some damage damage me Oh my goodness that was scary i’m not gonna lie what are we gonna need for that we need a lot of blood and we need is that my blood i’m not a nurse i don’t draw my own blood um okay so to get the scary preston i need

To somehow harvest my own blood i mean should i do i just take damage okay i think first things first we gotta get rid of these absorption hearts sorry scary hearts i need to get rid of you i’m sorry hey but look at the world we’re over halfway scary what the heck

Wait they’re friendly oh but i can kill them my green squids attack those sheep oh okay but the explosion deals damage to me that’s how we get the blood i need to take damage do i have to do the unthinkable do i have to get the half of

Hearts oh no no blood you’re attacking my cacti no oh oh we’re at half a heart we got our blood yo oh that’s terrifying the fact that you have to get down to half a heart to do this it’s time to make the scary preston i don’t know what this

Is going to do to be honest oh my gosh it looks just like me uh oh no what did i do something happened to me guys i have turned into the scary preston i got a bone sticking out of my body uh okay uh i lost an arm apparently

Rabbit i need help little rabbit come here please rabbit i need help on rap rabbit is that did my arm just jump off of my body and kill that rabbit he’s literally turning everything in his path to scary and he’s going for the enderman he’s going for distance oh my gosh you

Latched onto the enderman what the heck i’m scared of my own body well well well shark i will kill you boom oh you like that don’t you look at them looking stupid sharks oh well look at what we have here folks a creepy shark head do we have

Everything we need for this except for the scary bat head but we can’t forget this i almost forgot about it the scary blood flashlight oh look at this oh my god those oh this is crazy you could spread scary so fast with this man frick dude oh this is like op

Collect blood and then release it okay pig i need your blood thank you and release look at it go dude oh my gosh we are spreading like a certain disease that took over the world for a couple years oh but we need to defeat the bats the most dangerous creature in minecraft

Where are you bats you dirty bat i know you’re in this cave somewhere what do we see oh my gosh that is kind of awful oh it’s coming to suck my blood oh it wants to suck me oh okay okay you know what do it over here

First kill on the bat what do we get scary bat head ladies and gentlemen i have come to the highest mountaintop for us to witness the strongest item of the game all of these heads have led to this moment from the scary storm this is what is going to help us turn

The entire world to scary and save my wife brianna to bring back that mansion well look at this village everything is being attracted to the storm holy crap oh my god dude we just turned this entire village into blood with one click this is gonna put us at 100

Without a shadow of a doubt ladies and gentlemen oh the world has been to a hundred percent scary it’s time to go to the mansion and save brianna literally before i i i died the mansion’s back this is the classic damsel in distressed disney story okay

Reach to the top the cage is falling and the lava is rising room coming oh my gosh oh dear i’m coming i’m coming preston hurry up i’m trying you come quickly maybe next time don’t get stuck oh your cage is actually being lowered it’s going to fall into the lava who

Built this in the first place huh where’s the button this one my gosh you literally almost died free get out of there you’re safe oh my gosh i’m so glad you’re okay no no no no wait it was a trap what what