Hello so i thought it was a smart idea hiring a minecraft developer wrong i told him i wanted a mod that captures mob speeds instantly and sends it over to my 656 terabyte vpic folder but apparently that’s weird so instead i just told him to make minecraft more Difficult any normal developer would i don’t know make the cops harder add meteors maybe have some freaking dragons no he decided to make minecraft 0.1 what does that even mean let me tell you your tools your armor the blocks even you are at 0.01 durability this cake is At 100 durability now it’s at zero points one percent go that’s what minecraft is right now and we have to kill the ender dragon like this oh and this was recorded when i shaved my beard so if i get a single comment that says i shaved my beard i Swear to god i will find where you live how am i even getting off these three dude this game looks horrible it does everything is like broken mobile has better graphics than this try breaking that tree this oh look at that that is so convenient look What i made i don’t care hey bro wait if i make a pickaxe let me just break instantly normal oh it looks like it breaks instantly right does this have one durability oh oh it’s like two why are we even using a pickaxe i could just hit everything with My hand oh wait i don’t get the material i’m sorry okay it stopped this input we figured out quite easily that you can break through anything instantly but i think that shows the problem how are we supposed to get tools or even get strong enough to beat the ender dragon you know Cause if everything just explodes that brings us to our first obstacle case oh oh god there’s water here blossom i don’t want to touch it i’m not touching it if i fart a little too hard i’m done for whoa look what i found mine chef you’re right Okay perfect the zombie the zombie what happened i didn’t touch him that wasn’t dude he’s the strongest mom of the game right now wait we need a shield wait no that wouldn’t do anything the shield would just break instantly it would it would give us one shot of protection i’m getting iron oh Oh no i was so close caves were a problem all right that was 2012. but now we have another problem all right balls how are we supposed to get all the balls to beat the dragon did i even mention the nether if a blaze just spits on me i would die I mean but you know if an ender dragon were to spit on me yeah that’s not that bad i just oh you come here to bed you think i’m oh i’m gonna touch you i got our first ender pearl wait you found a village look at this chest Plates wait you have leather armor let’s see let’s see if this helps by any chance oh dude oh my god oh my god all those years you made us suffer i’m going to hit his balls find it oh boy and the developer makes a mistake he Made the iron golem have full health why is he doing this is it because i locked him in my basement and i barely give him any food rations no that can’t be it i’m a responsible boss and if the iron golem is not one hit what does that mean with The ender dragon our current solution this i got him stuck in a hole now we can beat him to death wait i just realized since he hit me he instantly broke my leather armor oh that’s great oh we have iron we can now sacrifice to The gods what are you going to make with it armor armor would that even be any good somehow we managed to beat the overworld and now we have to go from here to him all our tools are useless because they break instantly our armor will shatter but you know we got our Trusty old buckets so we can go into the nether okay you have to watch out here it’s a lot of flames oh man there’s a castle i think we can make that jump i think if we tried watch this yeah it was pretty close Hey look what we got here oh i see chest it’s guarded though it’s why are so many oh dude i hit one oh wait they died they died they died i need reinforcements i’m doing it i’m wiping out the population you killed all of them with my bare hands they’re down here blaza I’m dodging them we unless this is just one don’t hit me yeah oh my god that’s a lot of blood i remember the enderman scene from another website but after countless deaths and then destroying multiple families we got the balls and we got the rods that means we’re going for the Ender dragon we have 11 under eyes this way to the one percent dragon or the point zero one percent that’s gonna be an anti-climatic battle is it gonna be like really tiny it’ll be funny this ender dragon fight is gonna be the greatest ender dragon fight of all time Okay it’s up there with one million spongebobs versus goku okay the only reason why we’re gonna win is because i soxter 1 have a game plan behind this green screen is a giant non-lethal nerf minigun and if you don’t buy my plushie right now that is on Soccerone.com i swear i will come for you look at this thing it’s out limited time right now it’s actually out okay it’s not going to be there tomorrow only right now it’s limited stock get it this is not a request jesus oh and for the ender dragon yeah we we Didn’t have a plan i’m going in i’m going out i’m going out ah go charge we should have made a poll a bow you said i’m gonna throw you that’s not how that works fine i’ll do it myself what if i ender pearl into him would that instantly kill Him oh god i gotta turn it out well i’m gonna go for the one shot kill i missed i’m gonna build up really high then i’m gonna jump down and punch him do it i believe in you is his high enough that’s pretty high bad he’s coming there we go Ah he’s purging he’s farting now there’s 17 years i’m up here i can’t go down then do something what am i supposed to do i’m all the way out here i am coming blast out oh i did it finally i don’t i want it if you guys enjoyed that star swarm Video i don’t care buy my plushie socks from one.com please please guys i spent all my money on this video please guys Video Information
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