Minecraft but FLOPPY!

Today I played floppy Minecraft where the normal physics don’t apply can I trap these zombies before they destroy me they’re right there waiting for me but first we’ve gotta find a diamond so we can craft a pistol now they’re really coming no no no no no no no no no

Now picture Minecraft but it’s floppy that’s what we doing today and by the way I’m wearing this sweater because I want to ain’t nobody gonna make me wear this sweater daddy don’t you remember this clip though buddy I’m I’m filming you better wear that or you’re grounded okay

That’s probably not even real footage get out don’t you go wash a hot tub bro what something let’s just do this man play buy a Minecraft play here we go seed oh uh seed um watermelon okay watermelon seeds start with the gun always the invincibility spawn zombies let’s go create World okay

So what the where ah please okay wow that’s weird it’s like creatives on but I got some hearts all right so where’s everybody hello hello oh oh my gosh look at him jump look at him look at him And they get hot they’re like little rabbits look at that guy he’s like please Daddy may I please have a snack before bed okay so wait bye when I hit him look when I hit him there’s this ragdolling oh oh sorry tree sorry Mr tree what just happened no you’re like

You killed my friend oh no oh look how they move they’re okay wait do oh I don’t have a gun no no okay I got the sword though Stand Back stand back dude we gotta get out of here run quick this is not too many I can handle this I can

Handle this oh my God they’re so so caffeinated how many coffees did you guys drink no they keep coming out of nowhere there’s no skeletons or creepers huh oh I killed that one yeah why do they just keep respawning over now one heart can we Dig

Down hold on go go go go go they’re slow they’re slow we got this we got this let’s go in this little pit go down go down go down go down go go go go go quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick go down oh no

They caught up they trapped him not white not white no he can’t get out what’s the matter buddy look how he’s like moving like a look at him he’s using his arms to pull up on the Block hold on I can’t do this I I I’m not

Powerful oh my god let’s do that again instead of watermelon seed how about does the fgtvc do anything this doesn’t look like it’s themed FGTV oh no there’s one right there already all right we need blocks we need blocks we need blocks okay I got six blocks how do we

Replace him how do we place him it’s just like Minecraft on the tree I can’t get away from these guys we need to do this faster oh my gosh there’s three of them do I get flesh when I beat them I don’t think so no nothing all right

I’ve got 24 blocks this is good how look how weird it is to jump go go okay this is good this is good wait wait wait ready and bill bill bill bill oh my God oh my gosh stop build up build up build up build up yeah baby yeah no

What I jumped on him he’s bouncy let’s try that again no I didn’t oh no it didn’t work again no I you’re dead Okay we need a good number we need a number oh how about this okay the letters of the new book title one two three numbers of the new

Book title I read I do one two three four five six seven eight nine nine wait we gotta figure out how to get a gun if you could start with it you must be able to find one or craft it should we try invincibility really quick I’m falling

Okay boom crafting was too lazy to make a crafting system so it’s just a button in one recipe a diamond equals a gun crap oh we don’t have a diamond no dude this Sun is setting so quickly all right maybe we can dig out the map and just fall down sweat I’ma sweat

Dude my arm is all over the place like I’m staying in one spot but like now my arm it’s at like my arm is like like what like how did it get over there I’m literally just clicking it’s like this is the game it’s like Octodad has it

Diamond press e craft it and now gun yeah do you get mine with the gun no I have nowhere to shoot how many hits will it take to get to the center of the map oh oh oh oh no no no no Bedrock versus pistol no fair all right I think we just

Have to press bye-bye all right all right we got this this time we’re not going to start with them we’re going to spawn it we’re not going to do invincibility seed number nine sorry was not a good one so let’s try like seed 1 000 create the wild all

Right quick before the zombies come there’s no oh my gosh it’s fast we need a Sprint for like a long long long long long time get away and then start to dig bye bye pal they’re so cute though I feel bad running oh my gosh all right ready quick go get

Down get down get down get down get down get down get down dude we’re gonna die we’re gonna die we’re gonna die okay wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait are they with me are they with me okay wait for them

To come where are they oh we’re slowly coming slowly coming slowly good I got this I got to wait one is down what is that why is it opening up what is opening up it’s like I’m in a a Minecraft garage you can wear the rest

Of them I think they’re trying to get down but they’re too chubby because I didn’t make the hole big enough [Laughter] they’re stuck this is perfect this is perfect you know what I feel like you need to die a little bit more actually just to make extra sure you know zombies

Beat they don’t get the memo all right we can’t play we can’t play because now they’re really coming now they’re really coming now they’re really coming nope they’re not coming stop waving the pickaxe like that it’s so frustrating okay here we go we’re going down down going down going down going down down

Down we just need to find a diamond now no no no no no no why have I not found a diamond guess who’s got one this guy I don’t even know where I am now though are you serious um okay we kinda are stuck I need to start making stairs listen

I don’t think that’s rain I think they’re all waiting for me wait wait wait wait wait hold up craft it we getting out of here much faster boys what am I doing when guns work so much faster than pickaxes Is what I’m trying to say no I hear them dude they’re going to be waiting for me oh my gosh oh my gosh dude do you hear that there is no way I make you they’re right there they’re right there hurt me they’re waiting they’re all waiting how am I gonna get

Out how am I gonna get out go go go go go go wait we need to open up we need to open it up more wait is he alive what are y’all doing riding each other’s backs like you’re giving the piggyback run oh I didn’t I got most of them

Ladies and gentlemen what the fastest you’ll see a tree come down okay oh my gosh I shot the top of the tree oh wait wait let me try that again wait right nowhere oh my gosh did The Lorax would be so proud dude this should just be a

Game of how quickly can you destroy Minecraft trees stop stop all right so about this game I love it I think it’s fun super super hilarious however there’s no objective like there’s nothing else I can do except just make trees smaller because I I can never win against the zombie no that

Tree’s haunted oh we gotta separate it come on come on quick separate the dream make it land on the zombie make it land on the zombie I guess the only other thing I really could do is try to make a house really quick okay down down down down down okay

That’s good okay they’re all coming wait I should just trap them all in jail nope nope can I throw blocks at them look at they’re hopping stop doing that it’s not natural wait can we make a wall really quick wait how big of a wall can they not get past

No dude look they just climb over dude look at them those guys got stuck wait can I just get them all trapped like that hold on I’m back up here up here okay give me give me some space give me some space okay you guys can’t get me no no do you

Guys want this do you do you take it he’s like hey man I just want to know if you want to go out to get a drink later no how about me no oh definitely no no no no no wait how do you get up here hey how’d

You get up here you can’t be on my castle well look we just need to trap them okay those guys are definitely trapped they might also be dead what the heck just did I do happen I almost had them all trapped look am I in the nether nope what is happening no

No no I’m taking some with me how is that even possible to go underneath the Bedrock dude I’m just I’m I’m here I’m just floating through space it’s Minecraft Steve’s floppy Minecraft Steve all right well that was it for this video thank you all so much for watching I had that was fun

Man that was like incredible and we’ll check you guys next time yo peace