Minecraft but Hackers beat the game for me

All right okay video time let me get a crafting table i can get myself ready for this video okay uh hey guys something’s not right uh where’s my crafting grid what the heck what’s wrong with this world am i in the right world nah i can’t record like this

I can’t even craft anything hey guys help me out here i know we don’t normally do this but i gotta figure out what’s going on here you mind spotting me some tools and armor real quick ah there we go ah come on guys leather and wood you can do better than that that’s

More like it yeah did you guys have to put cursive binding and vanishing on it though gosh dang it i guess i won’t be taking this armor off anytime soon did you guys mean to put that enchantment on uh whatever i mean hey while you’re at it you want to make

It rain some gold and diamonds and stuff Oh look at that dude oh my gosh this is awesome making it rain all very legit i did it myself oh my gosh wait no guys no no no no no no guys oh no is there bugs in the code again oh hackers a bunch of trolls i

Guess if we mess with things too much the game will glitch out maybe i should be a little more careful uh speaking of careful you guys making it to where i don’t lose my stuff when i die hey keep inventories been turned on all right thanks guys well we don’t want to stress

Out the game too much but i need to figure out what the problem is here hey uh hackers can you scan the game for me and tell me what’s going on maybe i can fix it on my end they spawned a sign for me uh looks like

There’s an arrow in this direction i mean okay that’s a little cryptic but all right oh hackers they’re a weird bunch guys i didn’t mean it okay well we’ve been heading in the direction the hackers told me to go i guess that’s where the problem is oh wow

This is a full-blown open ocean uh hey hackers do you mind to help me out here am i a fish well i figured you’d give me a boat or walking powers or something all right well i’m a fish now i guess this is helpful thanks guys i’m a fish i’m a fish i’m

Crossing the ocean i’m a fish i hope there’s no sharks in this game oh goodness gracious onward and adventures oh no no no no that’s not what i wanted it’s not what i wanted don’t don’t don’t hey guys can you turn me back to normal please that’d be awesome i can’t breathe

Up here guys please please guys okay okay i can breathe again i got normal lungs thanks hackers did you just drop your egg off a cliff dude that’s very rude oh my okay well i found some kind of dungeon thing or i don’t know this is definitely not normal

Uh i think i just saw somebody go in there but i don’t see a door or anything okay this is getting weird you guys all right you guys know the drill can you warp me into the dungeon please there we go oh guys not in the wall you

Mind warping me on the inside of the dungeon please okay that’s better thank you all right what do we have here oh goodness that’s a weird zombie a little bit of glitch mobs happening this is definitely not a oh oh my goodness they’re glitching everywhere all right

We got three doors here well let’s take a gander this way uh looks like we got a chest ender pearls iron some torches okay we’ll take that aside from the glitch mobs it looks kind of like a normal dungeon i guess oh my gosh ah they’re everywhere dude

Don’t die don’t die okay okay okay is that all of them wow that was scary hey hackers can i get full health please there we that is not what i meant you guys i guess it’s almost full health oh gosh there’s like a weird looking puzzle going on here unless they change

Minecraft this is not what normal strongholds look like okay we got a weird looking green thing we got some pink boys that point in all directions okay if we hit this button uh we hit this button uh we hit this but why why am i doing this hey guys can you

Help me with this puzzle please oh brother well at least we got our spawn point here are you guys mad at me did i do something to you guys well at least the puzzle’s gone uh it did open up a doorway here oh dear mondays don’t

Mind if i do thank you they turned it into all right you trolls i get it well i guess that’s one way to beat a puzzle i mean i can’t complain oh man this is getting oh you smell i can’t argue with that one what the heck whoa what’s going on here this

Looks pretty weird uh oh oh goodness gracious oh man yeah take this he keeps teleporting hey come here ow oh man he does a lot of damage oh goodness guacamole batman get me back in that battle please thank you oh come on dude i can’t hit him at all can you give me

Something to help me kill this boss some kind of powers or super powers or a wolf well i guess a wolf works get him boy you could have made him a little stronger but all right hey you got a nice job buddy what a cutie good job being in walls and

What the heck was that herobrine you saw that right oh man what’s herobrine doing here he’s probably the one causing all this mess okay dude this is getting we you and i still don’t even know what’s going on oh what’s this patch notes latest minecraft patches added herobrine

Removed crafting grid added new dungeon route what zombies can now teleport okay we know that added tornadoes lightning storm is more intense this is nuts i don’t know what herobrine was added back in but sounds like he’s adding a bunch of weird stuff too so maybe if i follow

The rest of the patch notes we can catch up to herobrine uh next up added tornadoes uh oh this is gonna get dangerous oh man yeah well i found the tornadoes and i think i saw herobrine flying that way as well if i’m not careful i’ll end up getting struck by

Lightning hey you guys can you uh redirect the lightning for me you redirect the lightning so that i don’t get hit are you okay dude well he’s got like weird particles on him looks like the lightning is gone hey buddy are you doing all right oh wait a minute hold on whoa

Dude do you shoot lightning now oh my gosh i got a lightning dog this is awesome all right all right you guys did good thanks guys whoa hold on is that a tower that might be herobrines he really went to work out here it looks like it’s

In the center of this huge storm here too in hindsight i shouldn’t have asked you to redirect the lightning i should have just asked you to stop the rain that’ll make things easier can you guys just do that a meteor shower guys that is so much worse oh no come on

No no no no no thank you no thank you my goodness well at least the rain stopped holy cow this thing is huge uh herobrine are you in here oh gosh it’s all parkour uh no thanks nah not for me hey hackers you mind sending me right up to the top

I know we’re trying to be careful and all but the game keeps getting buggier and i want to solve this fast iron golem oh guys you could send me just a little higher all right i’m a little greedy i’m brave enough to admit that i guess we’re

Doing parkour what the this is a possible parkour looks like i’ll still need some help uh can i get a jump boost please hey i actually got a jump boost thanks guys man this jump boost is a pretty powerful well i made it up this far but i don’t

Know how i’m gonna make it across this section uh any ideas guys oh hey that’s cool i can float now i can walk on thin air hey we’ll take that yeah now i can get right up here oh man thanks hackers all right well there’s a ladder up here

I guess we meet to the top whoa what the heck is this thing we’ve got like lightning rods up here a weird redstone contraption hmm maybe this is what’s causing those weird-looking storms well i guess we can try to break the machine and i’ve got a weird idea on how to do

It little pupper are you ready to go nuts on it machine overload that worked that worked okay okay we destroyed the machine hopefully that stopped the storms as well i don’t see any storms outside of the you know destruction that the hackers brought onto the land i’m so proud of you little

Dude way to use your lightning powers for good who’s a good boy well he doesn’t seem too happy he is not a good boy well it looks like we’re on the right track here and the patch notes said something increased spawn rate around villages so uh i don’t know i

Guess onto a village maybe we can catch herobrine there hey can you guys point me to the nearest village please all right thank you very much well looks like we found a village here wonder what’s going on here some zombies oh my gosh they said something about increased spawn rate

What the heck is going on no no no no no they just keep coming that’s too many zombies that is too many zombies guys guys guys can you please make them harmless okay cute they are cute they are not harmless oh no no no no okay

Oh my gosh i want to run away let me leave oh oh speed boost okay thank you thank you oh my gosh all right all right i feel bad for the villagers but ah ain’t no way they’re making out of there alive ah i’m sick of boy yeah

Okay not good not good at all thanks guys oh feels good to make friends with the hackers that’s not a sentence i thought i’d say today oh guys you know i’m gonna die all right i’ll trust you what’s your genius ideal mighty hackers a jump boost how was that oh

Okay okay i jump on the trees and then i guess i can use lightning ah i like your thinking dude and now that i’m up here safely we can use lightning to take the rest of them out all right hackers i’ll admit it that was a pretty genius idea yeah yeah i’m sorry

To do this to you i know it’s very cute oh their attack is a lovely hug okay well looks like the village is cleared hey and the villagers are back out and wandering nice dude it feels good to help thanks hackers you gave me some confidence hey get out of here

Skeleton yeah what ah more glitching dude this skeleton seems immortal i can’t even damage him lightning yeah hey guys can you make this thing killable ah killer bull no no kill up all not killer bull come on man okay okay at least i can do damage to

The killer bull yeah come on yeah we got him guys i never want a killer bull in case you’re wondering never do i want to kill a bull that can just be a lesson a rule number one of crafty things that kill me i don’t like them no no no no ugh okay

No no what what happened that wasn’t you guys was it ah man this has to be herobrine even hackers have souls they’re not gonna mess with dogs like that no please buddy do i have to take out our dog i’m sorry worst day of my life that wasn’t you guys was it huh

Yep seems like the hackers are sad too that herobrine will pay for this you can mess with me you can even mess with texas but you can’t mess with my dog i’ma go full john wick on this guy all right guess john torch because we’re in minecraft so i checked the patch notes

Something new is on there it says that herobrine has added a warp beneath the world so if he’s gonna be anywhere he’s gonna be down there but what’s he doing down there what’s this guy’s plan all right boys take me to bedrock no you know that’s not what i meant okay i’ll

Be more specific can you dig a hole so i can get down to bedrock level please oh man developers you got to be so specific dude that is not what i meant that is not gosh dang it ugh that one hurt guys i’m trying to be

Serious here oh that is a long way down looks like there’s water there though i could probably land there safely okay okay yep oh yeah all right we made it to bedrock now our next stop here is to get underneath the world uh hey guys i know i’ve been

Asking for a lot but uh i physically can’t break bedrock could you give me a way to do so like a pickaxe or or my my toes my toes break bedrock oh gosh guys uh well hold on how do i turn this off oh my word where are we dude are we in

The code hey herobrine yes we’ve got him wait a second is that my account oh he’s up to something fishy playing with the game’s code like this all right i need to remove him from the game but uh i don’t know how a ban hammer all now you’re talking

My language hero brian you’re going down buddy just gotta make it up to the top here and boop them right off what the hey what are you doing to my account dude one of my legs is gone uh oh this is not good this is not good he’s gonna

Take out the rest of my body no my arm i see what he’s doing he’s trying to take me out before i can take him out not today but uh maybe tomorrow but not today oh gosh that’s my other arm nope there he is herobrine you won’t pay for

What you’ve done to my dog to the world and to my arms and legs i now pronounce you banned yeah oh what’s going on uh did i get removed from the game wait a second oh i’m back yeah yes this is where i started the video when i

Got the wood for the crafting table yes and my crafting grid is back oh i can finally craft a crafting table huh okay we did it dude oh hackers i cannot thank you enough for this happy to help buddy well now that that’s done we can get rid of all this stuff

And get ready for the video minecraft but it’s australia