Minecraft but I can Buy Realism

Minecraft has lost its realism but I can gain and spend money in realistic ways to buy realism eventually making my game realistic ah what a horrible World dude don’t worry little flowers I’ll bring you to be ultra realistic alright so if I break blocks I should get money here

What hello dandelions no I want some cash my man hold on let me head into my realistic shop here it’s beautiful all right well I can buy these items I don’t have any cash yo boys you got some cash would you like to take on a small loan

Of ten dollars you would only owe interest okay sure yeah I can do it what’s the worst that can happen you do fantastic here take ten dollars hey all right I got 10 bucks I can buy myself a realistic ax hey looks like I got some better textures here as well ah all

Right dandelions you’re looking a little better but I won’t stop until you’re real I got this cool little ax here for a measly ten dollars apparently I can use it to smash down oh my goodness entire trees to get money that gave me thirty dollars already whoa yes smash

Down so I chopped down the Vlogs and I guess I sell it immediately immediately huh bam money doesn’t grow on trees dad you lied to me dude all I had to do is chop it down with a realistic ax that I got from borrowing money oh hi little

Piggy check out my cool new ax dude oh sorry dude I did not know that damage mobs my bad all right I got myself two hundred dollars looks like we can buy ourselves a delivery bag here oh and we’ve upgraded our textures anyway except for you guys you look a little

Worse than last time oh that’s looking much better man dandelions you’re starting to take shape once again oh Pig what happened it looks like I downgraded the pigs sorry dude all right what does our delivery bag do deliver packages to paying villagers oh very nice I’m off to

Make some deliveries I wonder if any of the villagers ordered a crafty plushie that is now back in stock and available at crafty dot store okay gosh I hope they tip well dude they’re all the way up on this mountain hello crafty delivery are you mad at me what

Was I too slow cause you live on top of a stinking Mountain all right here’s your stuff there you go thank you was at four dollars all right my hamstrings will be sore for seven months but it’s cool hello boys anybody order a pizza there you are there you are there’s your

Rash cream Jeremy I mean sorry an undisclosed package oh man once I delivered to him I can’t deliver again ah can you guys order something on your phone real quick I mean I’m already here you want something here you go buddy all right well I got 300 bucks it wasn’t

Great but oops sorry buddy I missed yours what’s that is fragile piece of glass here you go oh he’s unhappy sorry buddy sorry sorry I’ll give you a refund okay oh man a bunch of orders okay okay there you go boys is that everybody’s order everybody happy all right 400

That’s not bad what’s that invest it uh 401K I’m a 27 year old YouTuber I’m gonna spend this money immediately now that’s realistic that’s a joke kids invest into your future okay we can buy our drill better play your animations unlocked dude look at this drill man

It’s got my name on it and everything looks like it mines ores efficiently oh my goodness it breaks them so instantly man that is awesome and also when I mine oars it drops money excuse me buddy oh look at it man that is incredible all

Right hold on let me get some food and then we’ll hit the caves yeah all right well drill doesn’t work on Hay that’s good to know oh battery dead oh that’s way too realistic man right click to recharge a 10 25 all right my fingers have the power to charge things

Anyways oh look at me eat man I eat like Cookie Monster okay so we got some iron here let’s try it what no money does that not count where’s my cash hey there it is looks like there’s a chance to drop money every time I mine ores it’s

Glorious oh and now when I run I run like Naruto okay sweet wait can I go find diamonds how much can diamonds be worth dude I bet more than one dollar diamonds no but I got some emeralds that gave us some cash yeah give me cat dude

I got like a hundred bucks for mining that copper now we’re talking man oh it’s scary down here okay okay no no no thank you no thank you I’m I’m out I’m out I don’t care I don’t care it’s not worth the money I wasn’t scared you were scared chopping down a

Couple trees here then off to our next upgrade a farm deed a thousand dollars realistic TNT not quite what is this realistic Chester they’re back baby we were blown away by the support on our merchandise this holiday season and we sold out of our crafty plushies but

We’re restocked and ready to share the cuteness again don’t wait don’t hesitate don’t even breathe until you go to crafty dot store and pick up your very own personal squishy crafty friend they’re hand signed too dude I can afford it Mr Buddy oh look at you man you look

Incredible dude watch how he bounces and everything whoa Chester you vomit money is that just your new power I mean I’m not gonna complain you just vomits cash looks like Chester also multiplies all the money I get by two that’s pretty nice all right all right let’s go make some cash come on

Chester you see mom playing Minecraft is a real job special deliveries there you are my boy all right now Chester multiply that cash Dude Deliveries go yeah wow all right that bad I get like I don’t know 30 bucks every time I deliver something that’s not too bad an extra

Dollar goes a long way for a hard-working man and chest he’s sentient it’s complicated my next upgrade’s at a thousand dollars so just need a little bit more oh look at him he got the flower ah thanks for the flower bunco I’ll give you one in return oh that’s

Very sweet the Chester don’t eat them I know you look don’t eat hey Chester don’t eat them dude just a couple more trees and that should do it a thousand dollars come on buddy looks like you and I are getting a farm I can buy a farm deed for

A thousand dollars first person body unlocked oh gosh oh I kind of hate it oh I don’t like that it feels weird to look down and see your toes you know our farm deed Farms the land for money okay how do I do that oh I teleported to a farm

Right click near the crops to harvest your farm it’s been a long season but I’m finally ready to harvest whoa oh yes they grow realistically quickly too no pesticides or anything now that’s some cash man yeah we’re getting like 300 per Harvest yeah farmer crafty reporting for

Duty no I’m literally reporting for Duty uh I use duty to fertilize the craps anybody anybody got some hey Chester don’t frolick on my crops man I need that for money yeah 2 000 dude what’s up Bessie snuggle snuggle snuggle how about you Beatrice looking good as ever and

You Gerald I ran out of names okay well already 2 000 should be enough to get my next upgrade oh snap realistic TNT block physics unlocked let’s try this out shall we okay all the TNTs go and watch out Chester watch out buddy I don’t know how big this is gonna be

Him whoa that was incredible dude I got some free ores out of that that’s some cash right there free money oh battery’s dead I love watching the blocks break and they have gravity and everything oh gosh I planted it I planted it it’s inside there watch out Chester how about grass oh man

Oh my goodness that gives me cash too I’m already at five thousand dollars which is more than four thousand math lessons with crafty ah yes what a nice looking natural land bridge let’s blow it up all right that gives us enough money already well I can buy more TNT but what

Else can I buy a realistic Merchant don’t mind if I do I don’t know what it is but I like it whoa look at that dude I can like push down the flowers I got a nice little Cape too and then watch if I drop a block it drops on the ground

Realistically little by little okay we’re getting more realistic all right well let’s try out our Merchant shall we uh what happened hello oh hi Mr Merchant what do you trade my terrifying looking man oh man the eyebrows the eyes I don’t think I like realistic villagers I mean

Yes I like uh five-fingered villagers it looks totally normal and not weird at all what do you sell my good man oh my goodness you just gave me he just runs away he just gave me like seven thousand dollars what my Merchant is closed hold

On let me buy another one of those that was freaky and awesome oh gosh I broke the door oh no let’s try this again shall we oh man my Merchant is closed all right well that was cool while it lasted wait the merchant is open I guess

It has a cool down timer hey buddy put you to mind donating quickly to charity and by that I mean man fifteen thousand dollars should certainly do it maybe not 20 000 buckarinos macaroos oh crafty plushie I see you dude back on the shelves I can see for now at least well

I bought way too much realistic TNT I was once afraid of the caves but now the caves will fear me boom boom yeah now we’re talking dude I bought way too much TNT so I could just do this forever yeah yeah oh my word that is incredible dude

All right 36 000 that will do it hmm I admitted dilemma my boys for 35 000 I can buy a money tree sapling which sounds pretty cool or I could buy excuse me Chester pardon me you don’t have to stand that close to it to read it

Chester thank you I can buy a deed to the mine ah but the money tree sounds so cool I’m sorry mine you look awesome but oh my goodness oh no I have fingers now oh no what is this oh that’s so cursed dude all right let’s try out our

Realistic Money Tree I do like at least I’m smiling though this is my face when you hit the like button hokey donkey pokey little tree money tree grow look at it yeah Chester’s excited oh my goodness it’s huge it’s glorious all right how do I collect you now oh my

Word that gave me fifty thousand dollars well that was certainly a worthwhile investment let me buy our deed to the mine check out the textures now dude oh my goodness these guys are looking fabulous as ever they look so unhappy I mean checks out for people who work in

Banking it also leaves us just enough money to buy another money tree look at it oh this is so cool well I don’t know man it’s the simple things in life that makes you smile and giggle well might as well plant our money tree along with my other Farm items that’s

What I’m talking about dude yeah farming like a madman more what is this beans what is this made out of hi Merchant buddy hiding in the dandelions as beautiful as ever sir thank you very much for your donation boom here it is I’m not gonna ask look at a dandelions

All grown up and real I just realized I never use my deed to the mine okay it teleported me to uh oh a giant mine dude activate the machines to activate your mind well that makes sense how the heck do I use a mining machine oh how about this button yeah

It’s working dude it’s working that’s awesome so I guess it’s just gonna continuously mine for me and give me more money we also have a realistic office job oh what the heck oh well hello there office chair I got a little computer here I got a little flower pot

All right I guess I just get to work huh oh my goodness yep totally normal office job pay one thousand dollars a second what am I Jeff Bezos well that was a good amount of work for today made a good a hundred thousand dollars oh snap

Your boy’s about to get a new ride dude for ten thousand dollars we can get ourselves an ambulance and there she is my beautiful ride okay so apparently I can pick up paying customers by driving hey Pig you have a broken leg I got you buddy hello cows anybody like a ride

There you are a measly two thousand dollars now that’s realistic in America come on in everybody’s welcome there you go villagers what’s that you have a stuffy nose come with me Iron Golem you have a toothache all right no worries I’ll pick you right up everybody doing

Well back there well drove my car into a puddle and I can’t get them out best ten thousand dollars I ever spent good luck in there guys oh I can’t quite afford it but I can buy a pyramid scheme at a quarter million but first I’ll buy

Myself a bank real quick oh and I got myself some realistic lighting now too oh snap your boy unlock shaders let’s go look at it man it’s gorgeous I still wish I didn’t have fingers but you know all right well a perfect place to put a bank aha head inside to start your

Investment oh it teleported me to the bank over here all right hello there friends straight up I thought that was a banana I thought he just had a framed banana investment zero let’s go ahead and put some money in there okay 102 105. wait wait wait hold on let’s put a

Bunch of money into my investment account here and then we’ll wait 40 years nah I’m just kidding all right quarter million that’s good enough with me now after long last I can buy a pyramid scheme oh snap look at it man look at snow I can Frolic in snow now

Look it makes like a trail when I walk and everything it’s like it’s Christmas all over again wow dude that’s incredible all right well speaking of incredible let’s try ourselves a pyramid scheme shall we we’ll place it down right here oh my goodness it’s building

A pyramid I did not know it meant it was literally gonna build a pyramid alright so now I get a bunch of cash every second very nice can I build another one whoa look go that is so satisfying man and if you guys show this to five people

And they show it to five people we’ll all be millionaires and now we can buy our crafty plushie I mean one percent okay I don’t know what this means but let’s try it guys look the water has waves oh what this is the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen in

Minecraft oh even my face has little warbles in it like when I’m swimming you see the sea is rough out here boys be careful hold on tight all right let’s try out our new power shall we right click to gain access to everything you’ll need all right leaving creative

Mode hold on wait I’m in Creative uh diamonds give it give me diamonds hey there we go I got myself a stack of diamonds dude I can just keep using it yeah creative mode 10 seconds uh netherrite another right armor ah snap looking good I guess I can go into

Creative mode anytime I want to I can just use it to fly around I can give myself infinite money trees yes yes yes I’m a millionaire dude I can now buy yeah debt repaid come on to interest thank you for paying back your ten dollar loan what well figures