Minecraft but I can Upgrade Myself

I’m stuck as a tiny blob I don’t even have arms or legs man I gotta find a way to get out of this mess and eventually upgrade myself into my strongest self way stronger than any Minecraft player has ever seen oh my goodness here I am I

Can’t jump dude I have no legs can I break things nope can’t break stuff can I can I chew on it yeah yeah I have no mouth either how will I commentate oh not good man I’m running with my chin that’s how I’m getting around yeah I

Can’t even go up blocks how could this happen to me hey Mr zombie dude oh he’s got something he’s got my legs dude hey back up zombie zombie give those back dude I can’t take them out wait hold on come here little zombie I have a present for you it’s sunlight yes

Run run I got grass in my mouth hey we got it dude he’s taken out and I’ve got uh I’ve got crafty’s legs yay look at me now dude I can walk I can jump it’s a glorious day for crafty I am still a tiny blob but we’ll get there let’s see

If I can find my arms around here somewhere oh the only problem is I can’t break blocks God can I get in that space hey there we go being small has its advantages I’m one block high oh a woodland mansion that’s a terrible idea to check that out right I’ma check it

Out oh I’m a tiny blah but I still don’t take fall damage my arms yes yeah there we go and not too shabby oh I look hilarious oh yeah ready for action I’m so small I hold it on my shoulder like it’s a spear or something oh goodness

I’m very fragile there’s a lot of them oh question if I’m small enough can I just run past them he’s seen me okay okay we’re just gonna run run oh yeah hello buddies uh could he not see me down here oh this guy sees me I

Am a young child you wouldn’t hurt a child would you you would all right I’m out hey look at this a one block High a perfect little spot for me run run oh this is perfect there’s gotta be an upgrade around here somewhere right hello chicken why is that here is uh I’m

Gonna ask no questions I’m climbing through the vents this is cool I’m on like a spy mission there’s something sparkly that looks like an upgrade what do we have here oh are back to normal that feels good calculating best Escape Route non-detected in current form change forms before proceeding oh

Interesting I can use my navigator to change forms here so now I can become blob crafty ah sick and I can get through the spot cool man so I can use this to change forms and get more upgrades there’s a nice convenient cave down here should we check it out upgrade

Detected deep below the surface aha I’m going the right direction whoa that’s a lot of diamonds Don’t Mind If I Do hey yeah I’m sorry little sapling I need some fuel yeah we’ve got diamonds is this the upgrade they were talking about regardless I got a heck ton of diamonds

That’s nice let’s keep going down I’m ready for action let’s keep exploring ooh a cool little area oh man oh goodness dude I know why there’s so many diamonds around here there’s a diamond spider get ready for battle boys I could really use some food too hello Mr spider

Are we friends or enemies uh enemies all right yeah yeah take that Spider Boy nutrient levels are insufficient patient take care of yourself there’s no time for food I’ve got an upgrade on my hands yeah Diamond crafty is now an available transformation yeah dude oh let’s go I

Got a jump boost a speed boost and I have full diamond armor looks like oh feeling good I was once a blob but now I am diamond and we’re just getting started I do look quite fancy but I I could use a little bit of grub I’m not

Sure glowberries are quite gonna do it so let’s head to a village no hello boys oh the speed boost was so nice to get here man ah glorious grub oh do I break items faster as well oh sick I didn’t know that my arm ax is a pickaxe that’s

Gonna be quite helpful I can break blocks with a piece of bread yeah take that dirt oh no now I have dirty bread that’s fine I like my dirt like I like my bread uh eaten hello villagers I am an innocent child oh no I feel my body

Transforming yeah now I am dying they they don’t care okay well don’t like my magic trick that’s fine what is that sound dude do you hear that it’s like an anvil or something oh hello Mr blacksmith what you got going on you trying to make emerald tools or

Something no you trade an emerald block for an emerald crafty upgrade you had me at upgrade buddy all right let’s get ourselves oh let’s get ourselves some emeralds okay so I can probably get emeralds from sticks right I could break these logs grab some sticks and a raid

Well that might make things a little easier The Village at all costs oh my goodness they do a lot of damage no no no no no no no no no lure the bad guys away pardon me guys it’s my lunch time I didn’t mean to be

Rude but I need some help yeah come on diamond crafty use your strength come on I’ve got three emeralds there’s four okay perfect come on I need nine emeralds to get my next upgrade there’s six oh half a heart half a heart very bad hold on lunch break there’s my 8th

Emerald I just need one more there we go raid defeated nine emeralds acquired I go back I was just watching the beach I didn’t want to be a Pillager anymore I want to set sail on the ocean very cute okay let’s get our Emerald upgrade okay

Craft up our one emerald block and I trade you no I trade you the crafty Emerald upgrade let’s go dude yeah yeah looking cool oh that doesn’t look good pillagers are still a problem awful experiments are being conducted at the Woodland Mansion the pillagers are still a problem awful experiments are being

Conducted at the Woodland Mansion well I know where that is I was just there in Blob form Nobody messes with my villagers especially Jeremy well hello boys we meet again but this time I’m powerful and I brought some friends for you get em boys yeah so my Emerald Power

Spawns in villagers to fight for me so uh yeah I brought the squad looks like I gotta transform the blob mode oh gosh half a heart boys help me out no stand back monster yeah get em boys merchandise now available at crafty dot store sounds like a joke but it really

Is hmm well this is what it was last time I didn’t see any experiments maybe through this door ah yes hello Vindicator I’ve brought my squad oh gosh diamond armor diamond armor yeah oh I like that Lord really inefficient Wood Farms gentlemen I think I found it we have a giant

Staircase up here this is abnormal looking anything up here oh my goodness guys there’s a blue dude come on come on come on take it back he’s green I’m sorry to lie to you Jeremy I didn’t mean it come on boys let’s get them might

Need my armor for this one oh my gosh he’s shooting XP at me oh that’s what they meant by experiments he’s shooting XP at me can’t get close enough come on I missed yeah usually experience is good but this is not the kind of experiments I like oh

I’m losing Hearts I can’t quite get close enough to them might need some assistance here come on Jeremy yes perfect distract him smack em come on gentlemen you got it yeah yeah we’ve got the XP upgrade nice nice good job gentlemen oh look at me now oh this is

Awesome looking I’m like a little enchanting table do I look enchanting I like it dude heck yeah what are my Powers taking damage unleashes Unstoppable XP orbs I like it let’s try it out shall we where is everybody you guys scared of me did I clear out this

Entire Mansion I’ve cleared out their experiments and now they’re nowhere to be found well all right computer what’s my next mission system say you’re powerful enough to take on the desert ruins the desert ruins well I did see a desert close by so I guess we can check

That out I love that I oh I love that I can break blocks instantly with my diamond armor that’s super convenient to the desert we go yeah this ain’t no ordinary desert temple unless you just like getting dirty you could probably use a shower there dog hello anybody

Here oh a staircase a secret little trap door I like this oh snap this is gonna get weird whoa okay this place is booby-trapped well I might be able to crawl under them don’t look at me I’m a small innocent look at look at my Crouch

I have a small innocent child yeah can’t touch that oh my goodness hey back up Monsters ah I could save spot him oh perfect yeah take that monsters I’m a blob but I’m not afraid to use me what I don’t know get past this perfect jump up

Yeah gosh dang it again hold on hold on hold on XP crafty go I shall take you out with my experience orbs and I can break the wall with my diamond crafty I’m a genius can’t touch oh gosh oh gosh very bad very bad oh don’t die don’t die

XP orb go oh this power is so nice with the XP orbs and I’m only almost dying a lot Chester yeah buddy don’t worry I’m coming dude although I might look different than normal don’t you recognize me buddy Mr Golden watch out Chester hold on hold on okay Chester

Welcome to the world buddy boy oh he’s leaving all right well I guess I’m going Chester dude now I know I look small and tasty but don’t eat me all right well bubble gum he spat out an item a TNT upgrade is acquired oh I’m looking sweet man what does this

Do oh gosh yep I shoot out TNT now oh my gosh this skin is so sick dude Chester you know what we should do we should take all these skins and then have them as our season five skin pack what do you think available now on the Minecraft

Marketplace season five crafty skin pack all the skins from this video are available now on the Minecraft Marketplace all right let’s go blow something up shall we I already did a little bit uh there is a weirdly miscolored area here what do you think Chester should we use our TNT powers to

Explode at Taya another portal interesting well when I see a portal I go in come on buddy let’s see what the nether has to offer there’s gotta be some cool nether upgrades right oh no there’s no portal here I might be stuck here dude an abnormal hostile mob is

Hoarding a great power nearby oh is that him the abnormal mob that’s uh hoarding power apparently whatever that means Mr Lava Monster looks like there’s parkour here a perfect excuse to bring out my diamond armor no parkour can stop me hey Mr Magma Cream how you doing my boy I

Called you a cream you little creamsicle you don’t even hurt oh okay hurts you’re out here hoarding all the power for yourself TNT Powers go how do you like them apples Mr Magma Cream I’m becoming all-powerful ow I’ve Got The High Ground Anakin yeah I missed ah maybe The High Ground isn’t

That good take them out get them yeah one last punch a boom we got him dude and we’ve got a new power the lava upgrade let’s see what she got an old foe of yours is rallying the troops his power is close to succeeding yours whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa nobody exceeds me

And Chester’s power I’ve got an army of my own yeah got what are you guys doing oh snap that is not what I expected that is quite an army dude I think they see me too oh gosh it’s King Midas Chester I don’t think you were around during the

Days of King Midas but he’s my arch nemesis I have Diamond skin and he’s been trying to touch me and turn me into gold for years King Midas I am not here to battle okay well gosh maybe I am maybe I am go villagers you might be outnumbered but you’re strong yeah

And boys oh gosh Come On Come On keep going boys we’ve got this keep fighting them I feel bad my villagers are not doing great right now oh there we go all right we got a couple of people down wait wait wait my new power my lava power fire attack

Yeah now we’re talking dude you thought you could take on my villagers try to take over the world and stuff not today no don’t touch me I am innocent blob they can’t even hit me oh never mind never mind I switched the wrong power

There we go go and hit me boys yeah it doesn’t feel so good does it it hurts having experience huh King Midas your army is slain uh King Midas hey uh buddy okay well that’s just rude it’s you and me now buddy well you me and Chester oh goodness that’s a lot of

Health I just got taken out come on get him Chester yeah we’ve got him Dude Looks like we have a new power as well your team lost give up oh gosh she’s gonna kill me okay one of your subjects inside is holding something you require I don’t know what that means but I

Require something from somebody King crafty upgrade acquired whoa yes very fancy yes how do I look Chester fancy forced nearby piglens to submit to you as king I’m not sure what that means but oh hello buddy would you like to trade my boy oh my gosh he did trade okay I

Guess I have a ring around me everybody trades with me when I’m close by hold on let me try that again trade with me now we already have the code crafty unlock oh man this is cool looking I am a robot beep beep subscribe what are you looking at hold on I think

I have an idea on how to get out of the nether uh I love to find some piglens though oh oh hello boys am I your king ah yes they’re casual and cool now can I trade with you guys boys trade with me yes dude okay okay so now I guess I have

The Midas touch and now England’s will just trade with me automatically that’s really cool trade with me boys 17 obsidian okay I have an idea do one of these numbers do one of these and now I just have to like the portal watch out Chester uh is that gonna work with a

Lava yeah there it goes sick man all right let’s get the heck out of here Midas Army defeated I know I’m kind of incredible huh Let’s test out our what is this called again uh our hacker crafty power looks like I can right click oh my goodness when I right click

It shows me where all the blocks are it also tells me where the coordinates are I see your intelligence is starting to surpass my own I suppose you won’t be needing my assistance anymore oh little floaty voice man don’t worry I still think you’re smart okay well I guess

We’re taking on the inner dragon huh let’s find this stronghold and I won’t need inner pearls I’ll explain later there it is that looks like the stronghold portal and we can get down lickety-split come on Chester let’s mine straight down the number one rule of Minecraft you should do oh I could go

Wrong and here we are well that was easy check out you oh no there’s no ender eyes in here hey but watch this check out this power dude when I stayed on the portal I can use my hacker crafty to create yeah a portal frame yeah dude I know right

Pretty nice let’s do this Chester astronaut crafty upgrade oh looks like our final upgrade we’ve got an astronaut crafty yeah I even have a little laser too can I use this yeah I’ve got zero gravity this is sweet dude I can use it to fly and then I can shoot down these

Crystals just like this yeah I don’t know why astronauts have blasters but you know what I’m not judging makes this process nice and easy yeah hello Mr Crystal yeah one more Crystal there we go and now it’s Dragon time what’s up buddy you can’t stop me I’m an astronaut uh be

Threatened by my astronautness I thought of scarier Sky demons than you miss Mr Dragon yeah buddy we’ve got em dude that was so fun man look at all this we celebrate with TNT yay this certainly was cool at all and the skin pack is available in the description but I kind

Of like the way things were before making things the way they were before wait what wait what no that is not what I meant oh gosh I’m a blob again well this is my life now I am blob like for blob subscribe for blob