Minecraft But, I Cant Use A Crafting Table…

What’s going on you guys it’s paul g coming at you with yet another video on this episode of how can we make minecraft harder than it really is we are gonna attempt to beat minecraft without crafting no crafting table everyone i mean it’s literally in the name minecraft i can’t

But like i literally gotta cut crafting out of it i’m just mine i’m gonna do my best to use my massive brain that i’ve developed over the years of playing minecraft to try to beat minecraft without using a crafting table at all this might be the most challenging

Video i’ve done yet this might be the longest minecraft video i’ve done ever but nonetheless let’s get into it all right i will name it uh no crafty here we go create world i’m nervous dude i don’t even know if i’m gonna be able to do this this is gonna be a challenging

Is it really going to be yeah i still think it’s gonna be challenging i’m also it’s gonna be so hard for me to not just gravitate towards crafting tables you know technically the first thing that i want isn’t one of these guys i want a blacksmith now blacksmiths technically

Are like what the heck those are just pork chops here how did you kill pig okay so yeah i’m grabbing the hay bales you guys might be wondering hey paul how you gonna get bread well guess what i’m not gonna get bread from hay bales i’m hopefully gonna get enough from chess

And stuff like that i’m grabbing hay bales because i’m gonna have to do some serious stonkage i’m gonna really oh wow this village actually has a lot of hay bales bro we’ve got to get dummy rich though um but it does also look like this village does not have a blacksmith so

We’re gonna have to continue the adventure do i think that minecraft’s possible to be without crafting entirely i do think it’s possible but like wow this this like this is gonna be difficult all right hay bale breaking montage initiate so where is a villager well a a farmer villager in particular here

And yes i’m grabbing beds because i’m going to try to bed down the dragon as much as possible because i don’t even know what i’m going to have when i get into the end your boy might be omega broke is there really no wait there’s so much hay bales

But there’s not a single farm here am i being debated all right well i guess i’ll just grab beds and then leave and pray for the best and technically i could get some wood i don’t know what i’m gonna use it for yet uh yeah honestly i don’t know yet i

Really don’t know because i can’t make a crafting table though all right there we go bam bam bam so now i just gotta hope for another village maybe a ooh maybe a shipwreck i don’t know if temples could drop a few pickaxes or spawn pickaxes but definitely gonna head towards the village

Just or not the village definitely gonna head towards the desert just in case i was looking at the village when i said the desert and i said bit never mind oh here we go oh actually you get gold pickaxes out of uh fallen portals so that’s omega clutch

There’s a desert village to the left over there oh my god wait there’s another village right here so we got a villager spawn a desert village and this village there’s no way i don’t get a blacksmith right like there’s just no way yeah but first here i gotta i gotta hit

Up this thing who knows maybe this is buildable because the only way i could get into the nether is if i somehow get a bucket which is really uncommon to get in the village or if i find a portal that would need one block like this for example

Um some crying obsidian and i would need a lot of lava to be able to here we go to be able to uh fully build it we’ve got a fire charge so i don’t got to make uh flint and steel all right we’ll grab a flint just in

Case oh my god a ray tower too so there’s that village the raid tower there’s this village oh let’s get a high high view up here another village holy paw champ oh and then we got a lava pool nice okay everything’s looking pretty gucci gang well if i get a bucket i can

Use the lava pool here let’s try to use our optifine zoomies to see what kind of villages these are that looks like as dookie that last building right there i can’t oh that that is a blast furnace i could tell because the the little chimney thing that they make

First i’m gonna hit up this village all right there’s gotta be a farm here right oh we got a oh some leather workers uh and just saddles literally just happens what you got in here potatoes apples apples are a great food source i will snag them um there wait there’s seriously no farm

Here again bro am i being memes also there’s like no point of me killing the iron golem right because i can’t craft anything with his iron since the other one just had blast furnace let’s go to this village let’s see what’s over here oh my god there’s another village next to this village

Bro this is village central this is sick there’s so many villages right out of spawn but yet i’m still not seeing a blacksmith minecraft oh my gosh yeah no actually there’s no blacksmith here um there’s also no bucket guy either is there a villager in village number two i’m not seeing one again

I was the most common villager job not here however i will grab more stalls because this is good money okay well i’ll go to the desert village then more stonks i’m running out of bread already because i’ve been sprinting around i could also buy apples if i could find

A single farmer oh look at that crafting table oh it looks so juicy wait this is a fletcher building hold on actually this is really good a fletcher build wait is that a fletcher building maybe it’s not a fletcher building i thought when it’s attached like this

It’s a fletcher building okay maybe i lied i mean it’s not oh wait there’s another tower over there is this the fletcher yeah this is a fletcher building ones that have these pointless ladders look this is so dumb and it goes up to a roof because it’s

Supposed to be like a perch or like something like that i’m gonna take this with me because whatever village i end up settling with it’ll be super valuable for me to have that i also forgot i had a hoe i’ll have a little bit of cook food which i guess is a

Pretty pog champaroo all right let’s go to sleep first night sleeping under the stars here cooked pork chops easy breezy actually i could cook up potatoes too screw it so far not looking good i gotta be honest this is this is not going well again not finding anything of value

Not even a single farmer the game’s ruining me right now let’s see this game’s like oh you think you got a game plan wrong and i’m like stop please don’t do this to me i literally have just a hoe all right now that we got our potatoes

Got some food i think we’re chilling we’ll head back out on an adventure i think i might try the acacia maybe there’ll be a village out there just maybe it’ll have a farmer so i can finally start making money i thought i thought i’d be running around with a

Bunch of money until i found uh a blacksmith but instead i’m just running around with a bunch of nothing trying to find a farmer i feel like this is one of those videos where you trade up you start with like a pen and for this instance i’m starting with hay bales and

I need a pickaxe so let’s hope that we find something of value out here so update acacia is not looking too good however actually as i say that the portal spawns ooh it’s looking good too oh my god another village dude what is happening this scene has too many

Villages but still none of them are farmers i don’t know this one might please work please work please work i just oh my god oh my god oh please dude don’t have a crying of sitting right there oh my gosh dude it’s one full piece

I’ve never in my life oh i got a weapon too god i’m breaking and we have a shovel with mending okay this is pretty amazing wow i just need a pick now and then i think we’ll be set well i also need to sell

A ton of wheat and then make a lot of money so there’s also that so far it has a lot of nothing hey got a map guy got a regular house and another leather worker oh we got a farm finally we can start making money oh wait this thing’s on breaking three

I just broke like six hay bales and i didn’t even start taking damage that was sick okay we got a farmhouse let’s see what’s inside this leather guy’s house we’ve got chest plates and helmets so no blacksmith however because there’s a farmer that is pretty clutch well i don’t even know if there

Is a farmer it looks like everyone took the leather jobs food yes please and emeralds i’ll take the emeralds i think i need to move this somewhere else for them to start taking this job uh you can’t even work there’s another villager okay we got the we got the map

Boy right here i’m just gonna break that then he’ll go take the job outside bread heck yeah there we go okay and now he buys wheat just like so we do this oh crap dude don’t pick that up don’t pick that up bro that’s mine alright we got 18 emeralds off of him

And now he has to cool down great oh well lots of bread though and apples we’re chilling we’re chilling this is looking okay okay but like i said i don’t want to go into the nether unless i got a pick because that’ll be kind of pointless

Not gonna be able to mine anything oh hey look another farmer i can’t eat there goes all my monies um he buys carrots i don’t got carrots i could buy apples no i need a i need to use this for tools because that was my goal is i wanted to

Buy tools but i can’t buy tools unless there’s a blacksmith is he up charging me now what do you mean why are you up charging me dude i just gave you great business do a tiny bit more trades hopefully this guy doesn’t go on cooldown oh wait actually i could get

Squeezing a handful more 46 emeralds boys we’re chilling we got mad stonkage right now then this guy yeah i don’t know why he’s up charging me but i might just do the trades because i don’t feel like waiting for the cooldown oh my gosh dude you’re so expensive

Now i need to find a blacksmith though so i figured i’ll just continue adventuring then if i don’t find one of those i think we might be screwed or i could find a fallen portal and there could be a gold pickaxe well no because i want to be able to

Mine gold yeah you know it’s we’ll see what happens it’s not looking great though we’re finally rich and that’s pretty sick i do have beds on me i’m stupid oh also yet another village if you don’t got what i need i’ll just cry oh they got a blacksmith

Or whatever the stupid smithing house thing is now all i need is for it to have a pickaxe here let’s sleep before we go in i guess if this doesn’t have what i need i’m gonna be so upset because i’ve gone to like eight different villages

And every single one does not have a blacksmith in it okay well that’s just trash please baby please baby i could take this right because this is how it watched this guy’s about to buy that or get that and then yeah i could buy axes

Oh my gosh well maybe i should have seen if i could be able to find one first wait really wait what i got a bunch of saplings in this thing wait there’s another one oh my gosh hold on oh no oh no no no here we go

I’ve been running for so long oh my gosh it should be gucci i got an iron pick finally that means i can mine the gold back at the portal which i’m actually gonna run all the way back to because i don’t think i’m ever gonna get to another otherwise

Unless this place also wants to magically have uh the uh the barrel guy so i can get a bucket you guys have a farmer i would like to make even more money off of you oh they do they have a farm okay here’s the farmer easy stonkage boys

Easy stonks and you know what here i’ll i’ll even i’ll tip you not all right he didn’t want it i’m definitely gonna grab a handful of uh axes first before we leave because it would suck to run out of an axe you know like if my axe breaks while i’m in

The nether i can’t do anything about it however i will also take this because i could be able to take it to my old village that has my portal then i could be able to do trades there also and then we’ll actually be set and there’s no point in grabbing that ironing

I can’t craft with it anyways we should be gucci gang i just gotta run back to the village magical giant transition home base should be yeah right there that means my portals like right over there i’m feeling good now well there’s still so many stonks here didn’t even realize that there was still

More bro this village is loot okay guys uh one of you guys need to lose your job there we go go get the other one go ahead yes yes oh whoa a sword and i don’t really need that but i mean i don’t even need an axe again right now

So someone else time to lose your job boom there you go go get the fletcher job yes yes yes nice wait i need him to buy sticks because if he doesn’t buy sticks then no no no no no where are you going no you stupid all right now no one has a

Stupid cauldron job huh look at the fletching job one of you guys please just get the fledging job i beg of you this one mother of god looks like that guy wants to yes oh man i guess do i need him to buy sticks i’m not trying to make money i’m s

Well we’ll find out level up then now i need you to sell me a bow because i don’t know how i’m gonna get string there it is beautiful all right we got plenty of arrows we got plenty of beds we got plenty of axes i think it’s time we’re gonna go to the

Nether we’re gonna hope for the best this guy’s sell pickaxes i need to know i like i’ll i’ll waste the rest of my money because what am i going to use it on huh so i wanted to put some stuff in a chest that i might use later for example all

Of these axes that i’m about to buy all right buddy don’t milk all my money i just need to know do you sell pickaxes you do not sell pickaxes wow that’s messed up all right let’s go into another all right it’s time to light this bad boy

Up baby oh so excited i also need to grab this oh um wait wasn’t there yeah i was gonna say there’s flint and steel in there let’s see how this goes i don’t have a shield which is actually terrifying now that i think about it i actually

Just realized how scary it is i have no armor well i have armor i have no gold armor so that’s risky so i can’t craft armor okay we got a fallen portal oh we have two fallen portals but that one has gold on it as well so let’s start going

That way stop it stupid okay oh this is scary this is risque um there is a chest on it too oh there’s a bastion ooh this is valuable however i don’t have gold so that’s also risque oh big yikers but it might be worth because i mean there’s all my trades

Literally done right there i could just easily get gold so i think i’m gonna go for that oh no dude stop bro i’m sorry i’m not wearing gold bro i can’t i don’t i can’t do anything about that row two i should have these nuggies on hand just in case right bro stop

There’s so many piglets okay let me get some more some more building materials so we’ll go over there bridge down and then boom we got gold all right we’re chilling dude i’m just going to speed run here we go let me alone bro you don’t want the smoke

Trust me how maybe i could have kept some hay bales huh oh my god oh no he has a sword he has a sword he has a sword there’s a sword oh i just fell but i needed to fall anyways so i think we’re okay just out however luckily i do have a

Little bit of gold on me that i’m gonna be able to use to kind of distract him while i try to get in there oh you know what bro i have master oh well never mind nevermind i’m stupid i’m stupid i was gonna say i could craft a golden apple

To be able to get in there i can’t craft a golden apple guys i’m just dumb just ignore me so hopefully i don’t just get shot into the lava that’s a speed run right into where i know the gold is come on baby come on baby come on baby there

It is there it is i need to dig out like this and then i need to bop up like so all right we’re chilling now oh gold armor here we go all right now they can’t even be mad at me we got nothing to be mad about also tons of obsidian

Irons pointless multi-shot why not bro um otherwise yeah we’re telling hey buddy wanna get in that hole hey no what bro hello okay whatever um there should be gold literally right here i’m about to use all of my pickaxe right now there we go

Okay so then what i need to do is plug that up bust that then pigs will fall into that hole grab all this gold there should be a lot actually oh baby is that all the gold okay no there’s more oh my gosh dude there’s a lot more that’s what i’m

Talking about baby that’s it oh my god how’d you get in here how did you get in here how did that just happen oh my gosh that was terrifying how did he get in here i thought i plugged it up enough okay i’ll just do some trades i’ll let

Them calm down wait what do you just leave bro there you go oh pearls that’s what i’m talking about baby okay more pearls more pearls one more pearl drop come on now boys you’ve done it once dude you dropped me pearls before i just need a schmidt or

More oh fire resistance i actually do need that for the blaze so i’m use string well i can’t i never mind i’m stupid every time i think about it a strategy i think about crafting i’m so dumb oh hey wait okay we got pearls so we’re

Chilling on pearls now we’re done here i need to figure out how i even got in here to begin with like over here all right beautiful now we just need to go find a fortress my pickaxe is getting a little bit low but i need to save it just in

Case if i need to mine down to the uh to the stronghold now guys this nether has been an absolute treat and i say that sarcastically because look the fortress that i find smack dab and a basalt by him i’ve also been running out of food i

Actually think i might waste a pearl here just to save time screw it yeah i’m gonna a yellow i don’t feel like dealing with it i gotta just not die in here or to the blaze or the freaking oh god i got scared gasps but the fortress should be like right

Up here oh my god oh there it is oh thank god this has been terrifying oh wait what oh i got a bridge to it oh no no no no dude i could pearl oh my gosh i’d be wasting a pearl though and i’d be disappointed in myself

Chill i need a chill i’m just gonna go to it i’m just gonna go to it i don’t want to waste a pearl and then have all my pearls break on the way and then i’ll be screwed i don’t feel like dealing with it here we go all right

Yeah see it’s not that bad dude it’s not that bad what am i crying about bro what am i crying about oh my god no dude no no no no no no no no no no no what’s up brother ow why did that bounce back bro phil oh my god oh my god

No oh my god no dude this thing’s gonna clap me it’s gonna punt me right off okay we got away i’m so scared everything in another is terrifying to me there we go got rid of that i think we’re fine we’re fine all right mowing the mowing down

The kids it’s fine dude no that’s fine we’re doing a-okay all right just like that i just gotta get up there come on baby uh easy oh wait no i can’t use i can’t use it i can’t use my pick i’m stupid i’m done if i use my pick it’ll go bye-bye it’s

Worth wasting the materials just gotta go up we’ll be fine okay all right oh i see a blaze right there i’m gonna drink a fire res real quick oh there’s a blaze spawner right here actually on the left nice we’re doing all right doing all right please there we go got one blaze

Rod oh my god it’s a big boy oh there we go okay we’re chilling oh my gosh it’s two blaze spawners side by side i didn’t even realize that holy crap i gotta be careful but also this is gonna help it’s gonna have a lot as long as they start getting some drops

Baby i gotta handle all the fire oh my gosh the big boy’s coming back dude no no don’t see me please oh my gosh dude stop stop will you come on come at me big mistake dude big mistake all right oh my gosh i’m fighting like 30 different things right

Now this is terrifying also my blades are not dropping me anything right now i only have three blaze rods fire rest we got a minute and there we go we’re on to four ow oh my gosh dude when they melee five please stop you guys it’s too much it’s too

Much fire it’s too much six oh my gosh i got 55 seconds i ran out of bread seven give me eight just give me an eight please just give me one more i just want one more for the road dude just one more for that road

All right here we go you’re gonna be the one oh never mind you’re not you’re gonna be too far away aren’t you yeah fire is about to run out there we go we got eight we’re out of here we’re out of here just like that oh my gosh dude oh my goodness

We’re looking good that was stressful now we just gotta hope that we get a decent spawn out here okay uh it’s looking all right is it turning night time yeah it is what is that oh it’s a snow biome luckily i still got beds so we’re finding that department beautiful now

Is that yeah it’s a village oh nice we got another village i guess which is good because i need some food right now dude not crafting does kind of suck i’m not gonna lie oh actually i need a first and foremost now that i realize it i need to

See what’s going down with these eyeballs dog what’s up where are we going that way now we also got a compass direction you guys got a smoker anywhere preferably if her name was not barbara if i’m being honest this village is kind of dooky just a lot of fern eyes i mean

I guess we should be all right in food since we have apples i mean it’s okay i guess i could just cook up some potatoes in the meantime while i cool down get calm cool and collected baby because that other fight was wild all right now we just gotta pray that

This thing’s not too far away and my pickaxe doesn’t break and then we should be fine we’re going back we’re coming back i thought i was gonna have to be running forever okay at some point here i’m gonna have to throw it back as one does but nah uh seriously though

I need a i need to throw another eyeball because otherwise i’m gonna be screwed yeah see there’s the villager post right there oh my god no it’s gonna suffocate my eyeball it actually went straight down does it come back up it does oh my gosh all right

We should be chilling again as long as the pickaxe doesn’t break bro and i don’t get one popped by a creeper or launched in the air by the dragon or you know i mean there’s plenty of scenarios i die here oh okay i see fortress there i see

Fortress there this side however has a chest oh extra pearl got two diamonds i can’t craft with those diamonds so that’s that’s giving me depression okay we got a lot ooh here we go nice easy breezy come on no ah there we go all right how many zero

As per usual i say whenever i do one of these challenges i never i never get any eyeballs one two three four five six seven the portal is just always empty for me and i don’t understand i’ve also 100 decided that i am absolutely not gonna try to bed the dragon i have

Everything going for me right now and i have plenty of arrows i have no need to all right well let’s go slay this thing oh great good pearl on but make a bridge just in case if i die all right missy out of dragoon okay i

Just i’m just gonna whiff on your things there we go easy breezy bro i’ve clapped you how many times now okay calm down stop stop i don’t want to look at you oh my gosh enter man just trying to lock eyes bro chew there we go easy clappers get that one okay i

Whiffed nice there we go get this one in the cage real quick easy bro this dragon’s sweating right now bro all your healers are already gone what you gonna do about it you got like two left come on dude land okay easy breezy oh god oh that dragon shot too bro this

Dragon’s rapid firing me right now dude chill there we go all right and then dragon has no more healers i really hope so actually what i might do here is i might pull out the multi shot and it didn’t do that much damage it

Wasn’t as cool as i thought oh my god no this stupid there’s still a healer i hate this game wait did i not get that no way there’s no way oh no dragon’s coming down oh no here we go it’s showtime crank this back real quick and just

Okay none of those landed yeah you know multi shots not as cool as i thought it’s the clapping for this dragon oh my gosh dude i’m just beaming this thing now this dragon’s done so oh no it’s perching but there we go oh this dragon’s done after i eat my potato

Oh no you’re doing the invest thing dude you’re stupid i hate you cheating looking dragon dude oh so much damage though so much oh my gosh oh oh poor dragon you actually have no chance oh my god i have no chance please kill this dragon

Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh that one was false dude oh no it’s way too close i wasn’t dragging that dude i need to get this thing done bro you’re too close to dying for an enderman to kill me oh here it is

And oh i lived and you’re dead oh my gosh i gotta be honest a little bit harder than i thought it would be a little bit harder than i thought it would be not gonna lie dude holy crap guys comment down below another really difficult minecraft challenge you guys

Would like to see me be most recent videos are popping up on the screen go check them out if you guys have not already subscribe and we’ll see you guys in the next one