Minecraft but I Survive 1 BILLION Deaths

Usually in Minecraft you try not to die but in this video I’m gonna try to die one billion times I have custom items that let me die in some really ridiculous ways to reach a billion deaths let’s die shall we we shall start by choking on this sunflower ah hello

Ravine may I die inside you thank you okay so I have one death now let’s head into our death shop and purchase our first item the infinite totem and now I can die as many times as I want to hold on I’ll find a friend to help me out ouch ouch ouch

Death oh hello Mr Blue creeper explode me thank you very nice you just gotta find oh some nice lava to swim in very nice ah yes I love the feeling of lava on my skin in the morning don’t we all ah yes zombie hugs my favorite yeah come

Give me hugs my dude ah very sweet of you all right that’s enough that’s enough we’ve got a whole stack of deaths do some shopping Joey let’s buy a berry bush that looks ridiculous we can also buy cremation let’s try cremation okay all right all right sets me on fire

Kills me a bunch not bad nice good way to farm up some deaths real quick it looks very pretty too wow very hypnotic let’s try our berry bush shall we oh no kills look at me dude it kills me every time I take a step okay you have classic ouch

Oh yeah good Thorns I could also use it for hide and seek uh yes I am just a bush yeah he totally doesn’t see me dude crushed it don’t pick my berries my berries are fragile ah yes roasted berries my favorite this time of year all right all right next up

We’ve got the drip Stone drizzle oh it’s gonna rain drip Stone come on do your worst Sky no literally please do your worst yes here we go all right not too bad those are some pointy drip Stone okay let me see how many deaths I can get come on

Smack me in the face right in the brain come on come on give me a nice lobotomy oh wait hold on I get 25 deaths every time a drip Stone hits me wow 25 lives that’s like three whole cats worth I don’t know because cats have nine lives

Or whatever moving on to the cactus cage it’s like the berry bush is more successful older brother and here I am yeah oh wait hold on I can combine all these right hold on hold on can I be cremated drip Stone oh my gosh look at

Me rack up these deaths dude all right all right this is the play dude lay down The Cremation drop some drip Stone run around yeah now we’re talking I’ve broken the game whip hello okay well lesson learned don’t spam the drip Stone I thought I was supposed to die not uh

Not not my computer oh gosh a flaming bed how am I dying now intentional game design well all right let’s try it I love sleeping on flaming beds what the heck is this ah these let you set your spawn in the Nether and then if I right click it boom I explode

Yeah it gives me 50 deaths ouch the most efficient way to mine yeah 14 dirt just like that it’s also a nice efficient way to take out bad guys oh I have not learned my lesson what happens if I spam this oh gosh oh no I’m just gonna keep

Oh okay okay relax I love the sound it makes and explode okay well what’s next hey it’s coffin Chester hold on Chester I Just Gotta Die a few more times and now I can afford you come on coffin Chester hope you didn’t die from coughing that

Would be bad what’s up Mr coffin Chester looking good dude oh do they call you coffin Chester because you don’t have any Halls you know the the cough medicine okay well I’ll just go die now let’s try out the common cold ah places down some powdered snow that freezes holy cow

That’s a ton of deaths dude oh my gosh this might be the most efficient I can combine this with drip Stone and cremation yes give me all the deaths oh my goodness dude yeah now we’re farming depths my dude and then Chester multiplies all the deaths I have I’m

Already up to five thousand now we’re cooking with gas all right Chester aerostorm or hot sauce how am I dying today buddy Chester just standing on his skeleton all right we’ll consider this the arrow Storm come on buddy let’s die show me what you got arrows

Oh dude I oh my goodness ow ow all right all right it’s fine I cannot die Give Me Your Best Shot clouds who’s shooting the arrows like the clouds what is this Mario I don’t know what that means either ow ow that is a lot of arrows

Okay okay all right it’s over oh Chester’s been hit I’m sorry buddy quick question for you get in close do you like cute pets biome bits add 16 new pets you can evolve into powerful allies play with friends or solo while exploring beautiful biomes as you gear up to

Defeat the Beast will you unlock them all find out now on the Minecraft Marketplace okay okay he’s fine he’s fine 12 000 deaths wow well I look like a porcupine but it was worth it let’s try out death by hot sauce am I gonna fall in Nevada lava yep yep I better

Follow Nevada lava okay yeah come on into the hot tub it’s very nice and full of death ah yes when lies hot tub and Chester I think you might have turned the hot tub up just a little smidge too high does this go on forever

Dude all right well that gives us a lot of a lot of death well now I know how the people on hot ones feel let’s try off with a bang and also the Anvil Avalanche happy Fourth of July in May Chester ow oh goodness oh God is gracious wow quite a deadly celebration

Okay very colorful very nice it’s like you know we celebrate life here and apparently we celebrate death too I mean death by fireworks there’s worse deaths you know Chester it’s your birthday today oh happy birthday oh gosh oh goodness gracious oh oh I jumped in lava oh no worst birthday ever yeah my

Birthday was going good and then this dude showed up and died like a hundred times all right let’s try our Anvil Avalanche baby no Chester oh no I didn’t know Chester could die oh gosh that’s very bad Chester oh no Chester didn’t have the infinite totem don’t worry buddy I’m coming back

Okay okay he’s back can I buy two car oh I could buy multiple Chesters oh yes oh now we’re Talking Dude and while we’re at it we’ll buy a wicked wither can I do it can I place down all right there’s one Chester and ah no I can’t dude

That’s all right one Chester’s good enough for me buddy sorry about you dying earlier okay let’s try Wicked wither shall we oh yeah all right that’s very painful Chester’s chilling though he’s like I’ve had worse massages yeah this is the worst massage I’ve ever had Chester just watching me just

Disappointed next up is gravity I don’t know let’s try it jumping high up into the air look Chester I can fly oh never mind ow oh my goodness that gave me 38 000 deaths that’s a powerful jump dude I believe I can fly I believe I can I

Can die actually is it a bird is it a plane no it’s just crafty farming deaths and Views oh my goodness the Trident storm I can’t quite afford it yet but let’s start with you’re fired oh snap these are looking good Chester all right come on let’s Farm some deaths real quick

Rains down a bunch of fireballs yeah smite me blazes oh goodness oh that’s a lot of Destruction oh my oh my gosh the deadliest gas anybody’s ever seen oh no what have I done Chester you all right buddy all right you’re fine careful the fire dude

You’re made of wood okay okay okay let’s use it and then run can I dodge all the fireballs no didn’t even die once easy no gosh that scared me you’re playing let’s buy the Trident storm but I have kind of a fun idea I want to try first what’s up

Gentlemen how are you suck em Chester yeah thanks for the death guys you’re only helping me have you heard about the weather Cloudy with a chance to fight oh Chester I was gonna do a joke it’s fine all right I’m gonna stand right in the middle and then I just heard the gas

Sound baby was it me I didn’t do anything oh gosh okay okay relax relax relax oh my gosh wow okay there’s like three blocks left uh I would consider that Outpost destroyed I’m like the weirdest superhero of all time what do you do to take out your enemies what’s your power

Uh I die a bunch what all right let’s try our Trident storm I have an idea what this is gonna look like come on Aquaman Give Me Your Best Shot oh gosh he’s played a trick on me ah the tridents are coming from the wrong direction ow ow all right well that

Certainly gives me plenty of death ah yes everyone loves a good Trident in the face in the morning I don’t know how many jokes can you make when things come from the sky next up the lightning round it’s like a pair of boxing gloves uh I

Figure I’m just gonna get yeah struck by lightning yeah okay okay uh yeah I’m fine oh great it just follows me you know what they say you never get struck by lightning twice in a row unless you’re crafty and then it’s like 40 times hold on let me find the creeper

Hello my boy all right what does a supercharge look like and go yeah supercharge well that’s that I guess we’re already at two million deaths dude making progress fast let’s buy some explosions a nice classic oh gosh what’s happening hello hello oh gosh oh how funny dude I accidentally

Survived okay let’s try this again on the surface there we go that’s more like it get ready to launch we’re going to Mars okay well that wasn’t very successful can we make the largest TNT cannon of all time come on send me to space yes this one does it work in the water

Oh how funny only one TNT was brave enough to go into the ocean I might have just broken what just happened oh my super duper charged creepers okay let’s see what you got oh my goodness that’s a big boy oh wow hi creeper buddy how are you oh oh

My goodness the destruction it took out an entire Island oh no boys we’ve run out of dynamite we got it bro this mountain up with oh with creepers oh oh man all right well that certainly will do it I think this is how Mount Rushmore

Was made oh this is a bad idea what happens if I just Spam it oh no hello boys how are you you oh gosh oh no what have I done well that’ll do it next death the cramped conditions oh look at me dude I’m so cute I’m in a tiny little

Box looks just like how my plushies arrive at your door shift in a little nice box crappy plushies available crafty’s not store oh weird it puts me in like a hole with a bunch of other mobs oh my gosh guys I’m claustrophobic oh Chester just jumps into he was

Feeling lonely out there you guys doing all right in here hold on how come I’m dying so many times and the cow’s just chilling this is the worst slumber party I’ve ever had okay okay guys I’m trying to get out now okay okay everybody out everybody out well that’s a lot of cows

Lesson learned don’t get close to like 400 cows otherwise you’re gonna die a whole bunch next up the dragon wither I thought this was an empty side for a second summons a Wither boss with dragon heads yeah that’s totally fine that’s not what nightmares are made of or

Anything are you ready kids all right Captain are you ready Chester let’s try it all right Dragon wither let’s see what you got buddy where is he at oh my that’s a big boy what’s up dragon wither Give Me Your Best Shot buckle oh yes oh my goodness dude you’re

Massive send me to the shadow realm what his aim is so bad what is he a stormtrooper come on hit me dude it’s not that hard ow all right all right smite me hit me I want you to hit me oh man it’s a weird game of can I actually

Get hit by these there we go there we go keep going keep smacking me did he just die okay I won I told you I’m the greatest superhero of all time I use death as my power and I will always Prevail nobody take my infinite totem though it’s the source of

All my power the one final way to die an avoidable death okay I’m assuming something to do with bullied I love the little animation it’s got check him out I got a little crafty animation it’s like my uh it’s like my twin it feels a little odd I’ve got a little crafty just

Spawning out of my arm you didn’t know I had a conjoined twin when I was born but he just hides inside of my wrist okay let’s try the unavoidable death oh goodness oh gosh boys we’re heading down to bedrock oh gosh oh gosh oh no and here I go lost in the void

Forever racking up deaths like it’s my job and now I can die for eternity which is living Forever on its own right and there’s a billion deaths my friend thanks for watching and dying with me and I’ll see you guys in the next episode well I’m bored