Minecraft But I Turn the Blocks I Find into a Song

[Applause] that’s pretty much what I’ve been up to the past three months sup my only pops oli here and welcome back to the Ryan sound nice Ivan survivin liven in a whole new decade against the odds hope you’re all doing good living your best lives how’s your father let me catch you

All up on what I’ve been doing since I last uploaded many moons ago I went skiing with my boys you can watch on Joel’s channel and really feature when I was there I was ill for a month look there’s my painful exciting I bought a new chair don’t worry so that the good

Old chair flapping and throwing when I feel the need when my gears are getting grinded and there you go you’re all cut up I’ve not been up to much and now after my three-month Christmas break I’m feeling fresh I’m feeling funky revitalized raring to go with 2020 of

Content let’s not set any unrealistic goals for ourself this early on in the year but certainly the year of spawn tense minecraft you may have heard of a game with infinite potential it can educate the youth solve quadratic equations it can crack me a job or I

Never had to leave the house and somehow get paid for at this point minecraft smarter than a supercomputer more powerful than any Deus II but some mysteries still plague our understanding of our big blocky boy colors minecraft does minecraft tree is minecraft a metaphor for capitalism in Minecraft

Love for more importantly can minecraft write a hit song people have written music about Minecraft and using minecraft as an instrument shop who could forget the classics have we ever let Minecraft make its own artistic decisions no course not music industry would never allow something that powerful until now at 3:00 a.m. last

Night while doing my usual nightly routine and procrastinating and playing Smash Bros and thinking wow I should probably make a Kingdom crafted I hope something like that an idea struck me merging to a reasonably good video idea together I created one much less comprehensible kind of bad idea for a

Video let me introduce walking in a straight line in Minecraft and then making a song using the blocks the video I hear your shrill melodic cries echo across the internet and you’d be right fair viewer pitcher Ollie’s got his work cut out for him brilliance is just one

Big excuse for me to make a music video but using minecraft as a writing prompt I want to walk in a straight line for 30 minutes and then based on the stuff I experience I’ve set up some guide things to dictate the kind of song I’ll write get excited everyone it’s time rules Jean is decided by the biome I spend the most time in fee is decided by what kills me the most Wow amazing instruments I decided by the top floor blocks I gather I’m gonna randomize which blocks correspond to which instrument beforehand because before I’d linked cobblestone and piano and you know that

Might have been a little bit biased I don’t wanna seem like a sneaky cheap toilet lady luck take her pick I’ve also added a bunch of extra rules to add a little bit of spice to the song Oh spice and finally depending on whether I spend the most time over ground or underground

Will determine whether it’s a happy song or a sad boy blah so as you can see it’s a bad idea with some glaring issues I have no idea how to write matey’s track how’d you even write a love song what is love how does love work but that’s why

It’s a challenge and this way if the song sounds bad I can display MIT on Mojang and not myself so we’ve got everything planned out all we need now is for minecraft to work its magic and we should be headlining minecraft Festival in Orlando within the week ah I

Influence the challenge and I begin the challenge I mean I’ve already filmed it last night at 3 a.m. so it’s time to go back in time I’m gonna quickly skim through the Minecraft portion of this turns out walking for 30 minutes in a straight line isn’t that interesting to

Watch and also at 3:00 in the morning I say some weird stuff this is a very compromising position I put you in llama I’m gonna come on Pig and edging stop it good Tamara our challenge began with the randomizing of the instruments Oh somehow flow into my game a quest began

Uneventful II I frolicked aimlessly amidst the luscious plains soon however I was accosted by the local fauna hello sheep can I kill you before you run away can’t leave the line on friends be cool be game this sheep was unruly a rebel a coward all right you’ve let me down I’m

Moving on plenty more sheep in the scenes the old saying goes luckily there was a pig nearby he was much more willing to give his life for the cause and I’m number one on the BBC top 40 you’ll be the one that I credit okay not be forgotten unlike that dumb

Shaving on I started to come across many exciting spectacles just out of reach of my racing line oh my god there was a mushroom biome cool truly this world was one of much bounty but would that bounty give me a song worth producing only time

Would tell oh my god that volcano what a gory volcano rules the terrain became difficult instead of going under it or over it I made the wise decision to go through it surely a few moments underground won’t make me shoot a much of a sad boy I thought naively by the

Time I get out there it’s gonna be night and then I’ve got way more problems to deal with as I ascended I soon realized that I had unwittingly stumbled into a whole new bio we must be reaching the summit gasps blues and R&B men at a

Whole new genre very nice to look at very treacherous to try and get oh the further I travel the more dangers it felt like One Direction was thrusting my wings dangerous if we just go I speed and hope that none of the mob scene aah no they definitely have seen me oh all

Right let’s just keep moving did not like that it was very spooky has darkness started to fall upon this desolate plane I started to feel like the story of my life was going to be way less perfect than I’d envisaged birch forest fun $0.80 they can work with that

Just add some food really be we real good if an animal could just walk directly into my path at least we got some flowers that we could I don’t know suckle on danger lurked around every corner with the next step be my last oh that’s creeper that’s two creepers

Else we love that dangerous but at least we didn’t die talk now I’m dying from starvation I don’t know not we’re going to pop teeny-tiny zombie all right we’ve had our first hundred percent chance of break up song right now let’s try going this way this time spice up the

Direction oh that’s a big old body of water I stared into the rippling tides who was this man staring back he looked different to the man who had set out hardened more world-weary was that a slightly longer beard a man that finally had experience to sing about perhaps and

Then proceeded to accidentally drive my boat into an iceberg I’m about no no I lost my only true friend that day this is one big sad time after another full of despair I plunged back underground finally understanding what true sadness felt like Oh God Oh God gravel I got a

Drop in like that I now lost my pickaxe everything’s going downhill that your boy all shrouded by darkness all I could do was talk to myself wonder if Little Mix have to do this for black magic make a lot of sense where’d they get the line black magic from

Witches Radiohead creep creeper makes you think maybe this isn’t such a terrible idea after all I told myself for the 30th time here Pig I must be close to the surface a very positive person eventually I breached the surface and to my surprise daylight awaited me it’s

Daytime oh my god there’s llamas I soaked up the sunshine like a daisy sucking up chlorophyll and manure was this happiness I started gathering blocks at double the speed oh yes more wood for me please what a treat foon and cow well even if I don’t get drums I

Could do with cowbell what’s right Bessie oh man yeah boy can’t get the meat but I’ve got the cowbell and that’s all that matters do not spit it to me llama unless they’re spitting bars I don’t want to be spat on Oh Holly you do

Make me chortle time passed and all of a sudden there was only two minutes left that’s a good sign get me outta here oh no I’m in a mountain oh no I don’t want to go back into a cave there’s no other choice finally that time was up oh it’s

Over let’s see what we got okay that is a mishmash there are too many blocks for me to tell you right now the instrument so I’m gonna go out and do some calculations and we’ll find out the rest I’m also gonna go to bed cuz it’s 3:00 a.m.

I’ll see you tomorrow well I’ll probably I’ve realized how about an idea this was we’ll see bye for now hello friends I’m back it is 3:00 p.m. I’ve slept for too many hours and throughout the night our in-house mathematicians have been tirelessly working and it is now time for the results

Well I guess we’re making a happy breakup a tease some no how did these get hit now does anyone want to explain to me how the hell am I gonna make this work I was hoping for par lovely simple basic wholesome pop least we got synth

And drums and ain’t you trying to be kind of impossible if we didn’t have either of those not really sure where we’re gonna put the harmonica that’s not very 80s Oh disco you know what if the eighties didn’t use it back then then that’s their loss I’m making harmonica disco a

Thing we’ve only got two days till this video has to be otherwise Subway’s I think I turned me into deli meat so let’s get crafting gamers here’s a general breakdown of what a professional musicians writing process looks like because I am a very real musician first

I started out with a little bit of research into the corner shifts kiss okay so now watch many many 80s tutorials and they were no help they all give different instructions I still don’t know what I’m doing but I did watch a very informative dance class so

At least that’s something even if the song sounds bad I’ll have the moves to make the video bearable or even worse I don’t I didn’t film a next bit because I was very stressed but I spent today messing around with a piano and my beats to create this loosey goosy goosy 80s

Progression it was good real good but I was missing a very important ingredient as per minecraft specification it was time to make a very necessary purchase we’ll find a use for that I don’t know how oh we will we always do The rhythmic cowbell dancing filled me with determination it was time to figure out the plot of this song abomination I guess I’ve been trying to think up some plots and some law if you will riddle me this we follow the story of a young man playing his favorite block game

Minecraft he comes across a sweet Maiden both beautiful charming sufficiently cuboids he falls in love smitten showering her in diamonds and jewelry and twitch subscriptions but suddenly only two days into their blossoming relationship she locks up heartbroken going to show that he’s too cool to care he decides to

Express himself in the only way he knows how eight she’s done something I’ve been through obviously I am very smooth and cool with the ladies anyway my heart’s an unbreakable fortress ever since Jessica broke it that has a story locked down and crisis over it was time to

Smash out some Alaric’s and luckily I knew just the person to turn to I’m actually very privileged that I live with one of the most talented lyricists of the 2020s era you may know some of her songs here’s one of the classics of course you can never forget let’s go in

For some lyrical input I need help writing a song you are very talented wordsmith the Grammys this year we’re right in a breakup song happy breakup song I know well I’m a man scorned by a lover he took his diamonds Sheeran he’s moved on man because of it and he’s definitely

Moved on we have to be we’ve got nothing else but we have to be boy boy boy boy yes as far as I’ve worked yeah yeah and she goes here she goes she’s gonna do it just gonna do she’s crying she’s crying okay I like the energy moms Bob’s

My boy I’m a sim I’m not that’s it all of the posts on Facebook a lot but you’re actually maybe that’s why I be getting so her oh it’s a genius my mummy told me to find someone new but nobody has the same skin as you my love well

He’s kind of a weirdo any is a lot for the Minecraft character protect you from the mobs do you want my not lucky fin it you can’t well I thought this has been very productive thank you for joining me walk 100 blocks and I would walk I don’t

Know what I’m going to do ah realizing that I’ve made a big mistake I hoped and prayed that Joel would have the exact right lyrics to fix this song Ella come for a lyric Joel do you have me one what have you got good that’s fine that’s the

Part the challenge gotta make it good okay as my heart quickens right Brigance the rhyming couplet there we go so the one there’s many other options that you went through just avengers’ while you were changing it no it was mainly quickens and chickens rhyming chickens dying in Minecraft bad yes perfect for a

Breakup song Thank You Joel that’s exactly what I wanted I will vibe it’s fairly I had too much faith in Joel but with that I finally had everything I needed to finish the song there was only one thing left to do the performance hello my name is Ollie I’m 24 years old

And I’ve written a song fuel today to listen to I’ve never performed live in front of those many people before but nope ok here we go It’s time to the beyond Daniel we gotta turn this crowd around get my boogie butt of your naked readiness the song goes out to all the blocky lovers out there no catfish only ocelots m’lady not to be shady but could you answer my knee and the last thing that I said before

You threw me off the deep and now it’s been three days since I saw you alive and three minutes since I last cried refill my feelings you can’t keep deceiving I gave you all my damn Stop playing games with my head but nobody has given you my pride everything I do to let you know you’re fine let me be more than just your white knight please just add me to your white list to dine it’s what I used to say and now

This feelings will gonna blade I’m over I’m definitely over as my heart rate quickens I think it Kellan Lutz chickens somatoform but all your pictures of no longer profess and all your post I love it all your jokes you blocked me on Facebook but you can still see all my

PO my boys told me I’m simple too far just wanna be a light run to catch you when you are so try to prove I’m a Steve not a creeper I’m hoping after this you’ll finally think I’m a keeper rock enhancer like an end up man

Why would you lock out on me when I was your biggest fan did I mention I work out and I’m VIP of my legs and also I’m pretty rich I got broke sorry head we’re surviving together till the end and suddenly you leaving me to hang out with

Your boyfriend drove me through hell I’m never looking back unless you ask nicely I remind that [Applause]