Minecraft, But If I Take Damage I Teleport… camman18 Full Twitch VOD

This whole thing was streamed live on twitch so if you want to be part of that chat that’s that’s up there the whole video then then go watch me live over there maybe hey maybe i’m live right now anyways go follow do first link and just

Go follow it also this is a channel so subscribe here please please i’m begging please only a small person you know it’s a minecraft time wow who here loves minecraft because i know i sure do wow this game just never gets boring i could

Play it i do play it 24 hours a day 25 hours a day um anyways nine months of subs thank you thanks for the subs everybody pika no more subs i’m not reading them dude let me get on my animal crossing all right there we go wow okay so

So what this is i literally have not looked at this seat or anything hopefully it’s good though so what this is here’s the thing guys if i take damage guess what’s happened please work boom and now i’m like oh that didn’t even it can teleport me random oh my god

It can it teleports me randomly up to a thousand blocks but that’s the thing it’s gonna be really annoying it’s honestly a terrible idea it’s gonna be so annoying like getting blaze rods and everything and then just okay but anyways so do you never die true i didn’t even

Think about that yo why did i do this i guess if i die of fall damage or iron golem or fire or lava i guess those are like the main ways to die yeah it’s pretty much just really annoying honestly but um anyways a lot has happened a lot has happened behind the

Scenes um so if you guys don’t know the lore there’s these two russian youtubers i should have honestly just brought them up but like there’s two russian youtubers pretty much that just like copy all my videos and not like copy like they do the same ideas but like

Literally like every frame of every video is copied in order and they just do it in russian and so there’s these two youtubers right but it’s like you can’t copy strike the video because it’s technically their video right like it’s not it’s they just stole every like frame of everything right but there’s

These two russian youtubers and i get like dms occasionally being like yo these guys are these guys are stealing your videos but like there’s nothing i can do right but like last week like sunday or monday or something thanks for the five months sunday or monday i get a i get i realize

I got followed this actually i think this was monday or tuesday actually i realize i’m followed by the on tick tock by the biggest russian creator he’s like the me he’s like the me of tick tock but of russian tick tock but like not like a

Copy way just in like he’s like he’s like the number one actually i’m not number one on tick tock i’m number one on youtube though of of shorts but anyways he’s the number one russian uh gamer he’s like the number one shorts get or the number one tick tock guy in russia

And so i’m like okay this is funny and then i see him comment on one of my videos he’s like these two russian guys are stealing blah blah blah stealing your videos and i’m like oh shoot they caught on too because i don’t know if the russians

Would catch on because like they’re not me and i am me but the russian creators apparently at least the biggest one caught on so i dm him on tick tock right i’m like and i didn’t know if he spoke english so i had like google translate and i sent

One in english and one and i just like translated the same thing but so anyways oh shoot okay i’m gonna kill big guy anyways so i dm Okay jesus i don’t wanna die oh i get teleported if i take damage it’s gonna take it’s gonna catch me off guard every five seconds anyways um what was i talking about oh yeah so the two russian or the one russian guy i dm him right

Only three man i think i need diamonds for this because i’m gonna go to the nether and then i’m gonna get teleported super far away from my portal so i think i need to actually mine for at least ten um or at least 10 oh shoot at least 10

Obsidian so i can make another portal to get get out of the nether so i do need to go mining eventually okay i’m gonna get food though um anyways though so i dm the biggest russian creator on tick tock and uh i’m like yo do you know these people

Like is there any way to get him to stop stealing all my videos and he’s like oh my god all of us all of us hate those people because like they’re getting views instead of us and like and he’s like i don’t think there’s anything you can do though but i’m gonna

Make a video like calling them out and so like the problem is like i can’t i don’t understand it’s they’re in russian right so i don’t i don’t understand the video but yeah i got a bunch of russians joined my discord though i’m getting some dms from from

Some russians so i don’t know handman 18 we’re making our way to we’re making our way to russia uh like the problem is i don’t know what they’re saying but you know i you know Okay i think that i got all the hay putin won’t like that yeah you know me and putin were adversaries you know he’s he’s been a canman 18 hater since day one Dude uh what else ah i literally had to write down a bunch of stuff oh yeah also i found out do you guys know who gamers react is or i don’t think it’s a person it’s like a youtube channel has anyone heard of that Yes yes oh shoot everyone has how many subs i just found out i’m in a bunch of their videos from my twitch streams like they’ll be like twitch clips of my videos and they’ll have like did i graduate yes um they’ll be like so like there’s like someone from gamers react watching this

Stream right now waiting for something funny you know what gamers react i got you all right gamers react if you’re here right now i’m summoning gamers react guys you have to clip this too because maybe they should go through the clips all right put this on gamers react

Oh shoot i didn’t think of what i was gonna do okay okay oh my god is that grass the what the heck oh what the heck just freaking happened holy crud oh my oh my god what what what what in the world all right there we go we’re back on gamers react

But i shot like a random like twitch clip with like a million views or something so someone just said what happened to all caps yeah they were like weren’t paying attention they just hear me screaming or something all right yo i’m not i don’t even i just randomly saw that

They should have a bunch of videos of me all right so yeah i didn’t even get that much food i’m a thousand blocks away already it’s gonna be so hard to do anything all right i’m gonna try to go mining oh god oh this is gonna be so annoying

If i get hit by a skeleton i teleport a thousand blocks away all right well might as well get started burn the birch forest that’s not very economic or no echolal wait what what is it called like it’s like ecology but what is ecological is that a word

You teleport real quick i want to see yeah one second is it ecological a word i feel like i i guess it is just no one say that yeah i’m the first oh yeah this is 1.19 by the way so it though it could uh could be an ancient city

Oh did you guys see no you guys probably didn’t because you guys don’t watch twitch there’s a twitch stream today with 3.3 million live viewers like this spanish guy doing a boxing event yo should i do boxing i need i need to get i need to get into that

Influence or boxing the problem is i’m like too tall and strong i’m too tall and strong for like because the thing is you need someone in your weight class right but i’m like six seven two forty five three percent body fat you know like so i don’t know who’s in my weight class

You know what i’m saying though if if i did boxing like i don’t know who i would face You preston first preston in boxing uh i don’t think he’d want to you know get embarrassed like that and be i mean just be sad all right i need diamonds for a boom if i land on one of those stupid things i need diamonds for obsidian oh my god

You guys know vidcon i don’t know how popular vidcon is does everyone know about vidcon or is it like a more niche thing vidcon happened and like all this like stand up yo people people really don’t believe i’m 6’5 come on now who doesn’t know about vidcon i don’t know

But there was like vidcon going on i’m pretty sure i’ll never go to any uh i probably will but i won’t want to no okay well there was a there was a dream smp panel and oh god the questions were just i was i don’t think i could ever do one of

Those you guys are too cringe all of you guys oh it’s been on my night already all of you guys are certified cringe Not me okay your name is big bossy 100 I’m sure you look like cam man 18 thank you all right oh god it’s the only night that’s actually really bad because that’s really bad You do If i get hit then i teleport away wait you submit clips to gamers react so it’s not them oh that actually makes way more sense people submit them someone just said okay i’ll submit your clip to gamers react you submit them yo now it’s yo who’s who’s the biggest submitter going around

Do a face reveal all right i got you oh my is this actually a cave no way i keep on feeling it okay well It’s a dead end that’s awesome Copper oh yeah that’s awesome teen titans go is better than teen titans shut up he straight down all right should i do it honestly here’s the thing about digging straight down is you’re probably gonna be fine oh wait and if i take damage oh but if i

Fall in lava or take fall damage i’m dead honestly i feel like i’ll be fine do it all right screw it if i die i die Oh have you guys seen the new minecraft rule a lot of people are mad about it the like perma banning from multiplayer i think it was already on bedrock though so i don’t really care but a lot of people are mad you do like if like you can get

Permabanned from multiplayer by chat messages there’s an 18 chance i’ll dig in lava what are the chances though just think about it 18 is like a like 1 chance what’s the new rule like like it’s really vague but like you can get banned by what you say in like a

Minecraft chat like if i say mojang is poopy maybe i’ll get banned but i’m playing in 1.19 not 1.19.1 so i’m good for now but in the future oh shoot i probably should have got that iron don’t worry guys i got 10 copper i’m reading chat instead of i’ll be kind of stupid

Oh i have another thing to talk about i’ll save it for later it was it was interesting dude you passed iron oh i didn’t what is the gold diamonds or and i’m beating the ender dragon if if my goal is to get okay why am i not mining into a cave

This has to be a joke what i’ve mined down like my entire iron pickaxe please oh another thing so sometimes i type my name into youtube because you know keep up with i should mind a bedrock all right oh i have to go all the way back up

All right 200 iq actually guys literal hmm how could i possibly escape this without having to dig all the way back up for the next 20 minutes what if oh shoot what if That’s right that’s the that’s the that’s the stream i should i teleport all right well now my god dang it okay well oh my god i’ve teleported back close to spawn i was out like 2 000 blocks away earlier wow 2 million iq if you just put that music

On in any video all the comments will be like oh my god so smart 100 iq i’m pretty sure that’s average yo you guys are like 100 iq i think that’s where i’ve already been but i guess i can go double check This is a new village when i should get hit by this is a thousand blocks away I’ll take it okay i got obsidian that’s good because i need 10 before i can go to the nether because i only tend to escape the nether oh silk touch hoe don’t mind if i do i can get more iron from big guy okay oh my god i need to sleep i don’t

Want to why is there no bed in here one stone this has to be the worst chest of in the history of one stone imagine okay reset imagine going to a village opening a chest and getting one stone one stone okay well please let me sleep oh my god one breath

What are these chests let me sleep Get out okay jesus one what is that yo people are saying send it to gamers react yo hurry oh god yo i’m about to be the number one featured on gamers react i’m actually interested now in this village are these poor is that a thing can villages just be poor all right

There’s no way it’s a poor village it’s a poor village sticks sticks and paper they got one wood and three pieces of sugar cane what is this place see okay next there’s i’m just gonna open a random chest there’s gonna be like two diamonds in it oh oh my god obsidian right there

Okay pretty bad but at least i oh wow that’s useful the one piece of armor i already had yo i really just found a poor village when did they add this i don’t need a brewing stand is that i think that’s all the ch or did i i looted that one wow

The worst village ever why someone just said sticks and stones may break my bones but paper i need to stop reading child they just try to say random thing all right um a little bit more wheat go to the netherlands all the nether but okay i got you

Oh i don’t think i’ve looted these chests oh wow i’m excited what will it have okay well i hate when they have fences and no fence gate or it’s in like a random oh i’m okay i might be a little dumb okay got some raw food that i don’t need and

Okay i’ll take one coal last chest okay three bread yup three times as good as the other chest my hose about to break perfect okay now i kill big guy i get these and i go find diamonds hey man is smart true oh i’ve seen something else whenever any other person

On shorts on youtube shorts uh does a video about me they purposely call me can man to try to bait me into making a video being like this person i’m not gonna make a video about like there’s always like some like person with like 10k subs or something and

They’re like i watched i was watching this youtuber can man and i’m like i know what you’re trying to do buddy all right not even close opera is the rarest tree okay nice why are people what is this It was the middle of the day i just tabbed out for a second and in the middle of the day a creeper oh yes i slept yes not even close you guys thought i lost all my stuff i was actually i didn’t even have to tab out i was just testing you guys

To see if you guys were 200 iq see i knew that i slept and was gonna respawn right here you know it was never for me it was never even it was never even a problem stop saying gamers react after every clip oh god Easy easy easy Um okay now i now i get diamonds i got my hate wait no don’t i still have hay bales to get or no i got all of them i swear there’s more than 39 but that translates to so much um wheat i’m chilling all right Cam do you have friends yes they’re just not here right now Gold block true to do my piglet trades yeah i shot a good idea chat i’ll get the gold block yeah i just had a great idea turn on subtitles in real life i have to subtitle my own videos it’s like takes like 20 minutes what’s the ultimate goal to um

To um eat the ender dragon but honestly Shouldn’t be that hard i’m a pro alright You do All right Pro gamer moment true um all right now i go mining finally uh here’s the thing about 1.19 or 1.18 and 1.19 i guess caves either you like instantly find them or you never find them like it’s so easy to find a cave when you can’t find when you

When you’re not looking for a cave but the second you start looking for it i swear I can’t man how are you today i it is i’m great oh all right should i talk about my day today all right okay so Oh my god all right so pretty much what is all right so pretty much like oh a month or not a month yet like two weeks ago on twitter right another village i don’t even actually need caves so like two weeks ago on twitter i saw this random post being like uh

Being like yo who wants to be in this youtuber 100 youtuber manhunt event i’m like oh i’ll do that you know what like i i do random events sometimes just because you know i don’t know just for fun and so i i joined this guy as like a

Youtuber event thing right and it’s like a hundred player manhunt and it’s other youtubers it’s like other youtubers 100 youtubers hunting one it’s like some like medium sized creator like 90 subs or something or 90k subs i’m like okay you know whatever i’ll like i’ll join this event

I join right and let me tell you youtubers not not the guy running the event the guy running event is cool it’s really hard to run an event but youtubers and I made it to a cave On purpose on purpose on purpose easy e z let me tell you folks easy not even close bye easy all right now actually diamonds Um what was i talking about oh yeah so i joined this guy’s event and let me tell you no i’m not talking about this guy in particular but like is it it’s really hard to run an event like with a hundred people but it was a hundred other easy okay

Oh this isn’t even okay i can’t get the problem is skeletons okay this is a dead end cave god dang it all right skeleton hit me send me a better cave deeper deeper awesome oh god this is gonna be so okay i just need three diamonds that’s all i need

Three diamonds that’s what we’re going for three diamonds um anyways so i joined this youtuber event and youtubers are the worst type of people i i hate every youtuber every youtuber you know is terrible just you just take it from me every youtuber is the worst

Lit like i don’t know how to describe it every youtuber so i joined this let me okay can i get let me find the okay yo actually i’ll explain it first right so i joined this youtuber event there’s a hundred people 100 other youtubers right and it’s a voice chat

Right and we’re all waiting for it to start i maybe i can find the video here’s what it sounded like oh yeah i’m also like the biggest person here sub wise not like really the biggest because like i’m a fake youtuber but subwise i’m the biggest so

Literally just listen this was the the starting like we’re like sitting there we have voice mod on here here’s what it sounded like when we were starting wait let me try to find the video The stream is lagging yo i was just playing the audio i’m good right that was the that was the youtuber event they were just all screaming at the top of their lungs it wasn’t lag that was the that was the event that or like that was the that was the

Pre thing right all the youtubers just screaming i hate youtubers oh god but anyways so so it starts right and and so oh god here’s the problem with the youtubers is they all you’re the one kid in class some of you guys are this kid you know the one kid in class

Who was just like who is just like you’re a youtuber no i’m not i’m different i’m not like the other youtubers you’re the one kid in class who’s just like not loud and like he talks to his friends like loud and like everything he does he like announces to the entire class

And is like i don’t even know how to describe it just just the most annoying person like who just announces everything like they’re like the loud kid but not loud because he’s talking to his friends loud because i know what you’re saying okay good every youtuber is that kid and then it

Was it was a hundred of them in one spot oh my god and so so the manhunt started right and so we’re all hunting this one person so so i’m like okay um you know it starts you know i’m away from everyone so it’s not super loud

Anymore and i’m like mining you know i’m getting a shield getting i don’t want to like get full iron because the guy might die but so we’re all hunting this one person i get like a shield get some basic stuff right and um and um

I say in the video i’m like oh god i guarantee one of my teammates is gonna try to be quirky and come up and try to kill me okay i found a cave and literally two minutes later some random just like just comes up and goes oh my

God cam man 18 and just starts trying to kill me and we’re on the same team it’s like what are you doing and but and so that guy i kill right because like he had to shut a wooden axe and i had a stone axe and i’m a pvp god

So i kill that guy then later another guy tries to start trying to kill me i don’t kill him but i’m able to run away and then finally i die to another literally they were just all trying to kill me oh my i hate youtubers they’re all the worst

Never never befriend a youtuber except for me guys i’m different i’m the only good one trust me but yeah that was that was today oh but then but then it ended after an hour i only had an hour and a half it was supposed to only last an hour but then it ended

And then the guy was like okay we’re gonna have to redo it for some reason but then i’m like i i gotta go so i’m not even gonna be in the video yeah rip yo rip is there a cayman 18 discord server yeah just type xy point discord

I’m liking that i i’m like never in any youtubers videos even though i filmed them yo no one’s gonna know this way back in the day spyfee do you guys even know spyfee he hasn’t made a video in like six months you know practically practically 10 years in

Youtube time do you guys know spifey oh if i miss one of these i teleport out i should probably stop doing that you guys know spiffy dude dude yes no okay he’s pretty much like this uh minecraft youtuber yo but i mean he’s pretty uh

He was kind of like a little bit bigger before like minecraft started to pop off again like he kind of was started started getting views at the end of the dark ages of minecraft but oh god it’s skulk all right i need three diamonds that’s all i need don’t be an

Ancient city no skulk shriekers and i’ll be fine jesus don’t be a dead i’m not negative 47. anyways though so spyfee invited me like i think it was literally in like september it was super long ago spyfy invited me to do a video and like i filmed it with him blah blah blah

Like it was like this whole video right there’s like 30 minutes i filmed it with him he’s like oh yeah i got skeppy to do it like it was like this youtuber challenge thing where like he challenged a bunch of youtubers to do this thing

And it was like oh yeah i already got skeppy to do it i already got this guy i’m like okay okay i’m gonna be in this video cool and he hasn’t posted since and i have no idea like yo i saw diamonds no you didn’t you’re lying you’re literally lying i should

Probably get this though i didn’t miss diamond where oh i hate chat oh stop spamming diamond i hate all of you i hate all of you how do i what is this why am i down here um anyways though so i’ve like never been in the youtubers i’ve been in like

Aoden’s video oh i’ve been preston i thought about preston i’ve been in a preston video i missed cobblestone true preston’s like the only person and like other shorts people but shorts people aren’t real youtubers no i hate it Guys the guy stumbled somewhere oh Guys That’s an ancient city guys guys this is literally the biggest opening i’ve ever seen there’s there’s got to be diamonds i literally like i bet there’s diamonds on my screen right now i just need to look for them All right i’ll go down and i’ll find them not all right i need a crouch i need to not get hit by anything thanks for the gifted sub buddy all right Okay it takes three times of being set off for it to summon a warden we’re good for the first time we’re good okay takes three times has to be set off three times for the ward all right look you can you can sneak sprint jump all right keep your eyes out for diamonds

I can’t believe i found an ancient city I don’t think they can actually how is there no diamonds i hate this game Okay there’s usually some like on the ground and stuff how is there All right kill warden yeah okay why is does that not do anything that always pisses me off i feel like this portal is gonna do nothing and it pisses me off they had this giant portal being like oh who knows what it does and i feel like there’s gonna do nothing

With it all right i’m looking for diamonds i’m not letting go of shift i’m on the search for some diamonds keep your eyes peeled folks even though i know oh i’m only trusting subs because people have been spamming diamonds for the last five minutes under skulk i mean yeah but that’d take

An hour to look for and it’s set off the warden Oh die i don’t think they can be in chests but there’s no point going in those until i’ve well the warden one shot me with i think it will dang it That’s a way i could actually die and lose my stuff okay someone said earlier so you pretty much can’t die and then i died by a creeper how is there i’m literally a million blocks deep no diamonds ceiling i should have been looking at the ceiling All right i’m getting i want to start opening chests but i know i shouldn’t But i mean realistically how hard is it to get diamonds this is an ancient city it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity but i could die by the warden all right if there’s no diamonds over here i’m opening chests screw it there’s no way down there no way open chests all right All right there’d be one up here under the water will i make it not make a noise All right can i reach it please wow great what a great chest all right another right here okay that chest was probably worth it godapple lowkey and i didn’t start off a single skull shrieker all right Oh god right this is gonna set off one it won’t summon the warden yet though great all right now i’ve just run this one’s also gonna set one off great all right all right did that i don’t hear it yet i shouldn’t go i shouldn’t go sicko mode

To get as many chests as i can before all right one more and then i’m booking it out of here all right right here there should be a chest i don’t think they can have diamonds though the thing is the only armor it gives me is pants all right rip

Another god apple all right that’s the warden we are out of here goodbye warden eat i i it’ll it makes noise all right we escaped the warden another one no i don’t think so there’s no way there’s two ancient cities pen iq okay buddy how is there no diamonds can someone tell me

Doesn’t make sense okay no way i thought that was there’s literally look how much i’m gonna layer negative 40. this is bl what all right screw this all right What is this literally no diamonds i’m so i’m searching the entire cosmos i’m sir i’m searching the entire atmosphere Awesome great now i just take fall i just take fall damage Great didn’t even take fall damage can’t even take fall damage right all right come on this is a blacksmith this isn’t a blacksmith all right i’m kind of liking these um these villages i feel like i’m getting really good spawns but it’s just resulting in zero diamonds actually an obsidian to go to

Another it’s been 40 minutes i haven’t made it to the nether what am i doing just give me diamonds because i need obsidian for those who don’t know i need obsidian because when i go to the nether uh i need a way to leave the nether because i’m probably going to be

Teleported thousands of blocks for my portal so all right four that’s pretty good um i think the rest of this place is trash though so send me to an underground okay i swear i’ve been here a million times i’m in limbo Oh my god there’s this Don’t hit me okay this is this is it this is the i can’t believe who was here when we found the diamonds then i got hit by a skeleton i hate this this is the worst idea i’ve ever done my entire life oh another thing who was your last stream oh shoot i

Already asked her who was your thing now everyone’s gonna say me who was your last stream last stream was the manhunt versus twy shorts for those of you who don’t remember the manhunt versus twice shorts maybe you watch the vod the manhunt versus twice shorts yeah the

Vod is the vod comments are eating me up again yo the vod comments are the vod comments are pissed once again like they’re like how did you not know we had a bed how am i supposed to bro like oh my god i’m still so mad about that yeah That was the yeah we need to have a rematch eventually easy all right i just wanna i just want diamonds man it’s it shouldn’t be this hard like diamonds are usually pretty easy to get usually come on ice spikes i hate the ice spikes i anywhere but the ice spikes

Oh wow that’s so much better all right more gold though Jesus more obsidian yeah i’m gonna get the obsidian by i ruin portals faster than diamonds geez oh yeah but so there’s this youtuber right he he makes these videos like do you know how to make those breaking random minecraft world records where i speed run like a random block or item or

Something like i’ll speed around like vines or cooked cooked cod so he started making videos did you do the stand up request yeah when no way i didn’t want like 10 minutes is there a new one there’s this there’s this youtuber who does um like beats beats k man 18 records right but

He beat all of them he literally beat all of them and then he’s like shoot those were my only videos that got views and then he just started making up okay i’m bringing this guy up i just realized i hate this guy look at this okay wait what’s his name does it does

Anyone know his name handman8 breaking cannon 18 record come on let me find it oh i found him okay yo i don’t want to give him clout but look at this all right new screen add add new add source all right look at this look at this oh shoot it’s like up here

Bloop all right look at this chat look at this so like this guy’s like uh breaking cameron 18’s world record right setting minecraft world records i witnessed a youtuber named khan man cheating his way to the world group no he says cheating but but anyways right so those are like world records i

Actually did but like just because i saw a pink sheep i’m cheating but whatever i don’t care about that then he did all of them then he started making them up look at this setting minecraft world records this small youtuber named conman cheated you see this how could he even spawn with

One half this isn’t even my video i never speeder on emerald ore when did i speedrun emerald ore he just made this video well i can tell you why when he pretended to speed their name little dog this isn’t even my video he like remade my video like this isn’t

My video i never speed ran emeralds and it wouldn’t take me four minutes like he’s just me he just ma he’s he’s imagining cam man 18 videos out of nowhere what ah and he’s made like two he’s made like two of those like like chemin 18 cheated and then he just

Spawns in a canman 18 video it doesn’t exist it’s not a real video yo yo that guy yo attack them guys cancel them don’t don’t don’t harass them or anything but just that was just funny yo like what the yeah don’t don’t like don’t like send them hate or whatever because like i

Don’t really care but it’s just like what what are you doing all right what am i doing all right let me take more damage like bro is really dreaming of k bros really dreaming okay all right i’m gonna stop talking about it but i want to send him hate um all right another

I’m in an infinite cycle of looking for caves like this is a cave but it’s like on a mountain so it’s like we’re not really even a cave all right watch this oh my god that was on a flower too like halfway through that i’m like okay if i

Don’t hit this i’m dead and i lose all my oh well i hate the ice get me out of the ice i’m probably gonna do something with preston soon though oh also i shouldn’t even all right i won’t say part of something i’ll tell you guys yo ask me in a year i’ll

How will i remember this in a year someone’s got to be watching this vod in a year you ever think about that everyone guys say hi to the future sometimes i watch twitch vods from like 2015 and people are like yo imagine in like 2020 and it’s 2022 now like there’s

There’s at least one person in 2030 watching this like guaranteed isn’t that crazy like there’s someone in 2030 watching this that’s crazy to me like i i literally like what what am i yo what is 20 30 km and 18 that’s some crazy crud people are still going to watch you in

10 years up i mean uh i don’t know but first of all it’s eight years and then second of all it’s like just one person like if a video if a youtube video has like thousands of views one person is going to watch it within a year right in the future

Like videos from 2015 still will get one view in a year right just one view in an entire year dude like probably someone be like oh yeah remember camman18 oh yeah didn’t he stream on twitch type it in oh my god yeah one year from that but but would they

Get 51 minutes in i don’t know i don’t know yeah let me know in 2030 send me an email did the machines take over Oh yeah that’s what i was saying oh yeah i’ll tell you guys in the future about this thing but anyways i might actually no i shouldn’t even say it yo future me all right well now that fran jessica said it did cam drop merch no but i’ve been

Thinking about it like should i make merch all of you guys are gonna be like yes but like i feel like no one’s gonna buy it so what’s the point but all of you guys are gonna say you’re gonna buy it but i don’t think he will like be honest will will

You buy overpriced handman 18 merch and get bullied for it yo yes no yo don’t lie i know you guys are gonna lie stop saying i will none of you guys actually will it’s merch is the biggest it’s gonna be like a 40 t-shirt with a

Smiley face yo i would never do that all right thank god it most people are saying no but still 30 saying yes i i know you’re not buying like maybe like five of you aren’t lying like [ __ ] maybe i’ll make a merch like it’s just kind of cringe though like

Who’s walking around rocking a canman 18 t-shirt couldn’t be me yo if i make merch i’m not real i’m not wearing that like that is some crap i’m just kidding maybe i’m not though yeah who who knows but who would even like what would be on

A k man 18 shirt it would be like kim man 18 minecraft let me get my diamonds oh guys put this on a t-shirt and man 18 guys oh my god diamond sword minecraft yo i wouldn’t get caught dead wearing that wow ruin portal yo i’m not getting caught dead wearing k

Man 18 merch that’s all i’m saying yo i need to be a i need to do a better job selling this yo guys buy the merch oh god don’t shoot me i was literally his arrow curved boom that was his arrow Yeah and then i’ll yo then i’ll buy my mods free merch which is just like cutting half of like half of the buyers in half and then i’m buying it so it’s just a net zero yo all right i’ll wear it to my wedding crew the feeble-minded getting married i only i have

I socialize in real life i’ll wear it to court i mean that’ll not okay how many different villages are there let me underground it literally had a spree of sending me underground like every two seconds and maybe it’s because i was already underground and it’s like something like that i don’t know

Dude so yeah i guess i’ll email like some random company about merch i don’t want to be cringed though but i feel like it’s kind of like youtuber meet and greets and like q and a’s at vidcon no matter what it’s going to be cringe you

Should have to embrace it or going on twitter like some things you just gotta embrace i guess dude don’t do cringe merch and i’ll buy it what is non-cringe merch does any youtuber have non-cringe merch i don’t i don’t think it’s possible this has to be a white t-shirt wilbur all right

Send me like uh twitter dm me youtubers who have non cringe merch uh we have a merch okay in my discord uh exclamation point discord join my discord if you have a merch idea and put it in like the video ideas section and i’ll just read it from there there’s

Like a video ideas area just put uh merch suggestions in there if you have one but if you’re like stupid then don’t do it because your idea sucks so actually all of you don’t do it dude dude hey man sleep stream okay who why why would i

Why would i sleep i would be scared to do a sleep stream like i don’t know like it’s just like weird like anything could happen i’m sleeping you do all right see look this guy don’t do not join someone’s just spamming in all caps make it cam craft that is the single

Cringiest thing i’ve heard mine i’m sorry waterboy 5000 i’m i’m genuinely sorry i made a t-shirt that said cam craft on it i would have to i yo yo i’m sorry water boy 5000. it’s not personal i mean i just couldn’t do it i hate these snow villages it’s an hour

And i haven’t made it to the nether because i’m looking for oh my god how was i in that giant ancient city and i didn’t find like i just keep spawning on mountains and i the caves on mountains don’t work because they’re like way too far like it’s like a why a hundred

Dig down i remember who was here i dug str i dug straight down and it just went to bedrock just the entire way i there was nothing all right please please i’m running out of blocks to take damage with Do i even get that ruined portal all right yeah i can actually do this legit i have enough gold i don’t have to spawn in ender pearls not that i ever have but sometimes it just glitches and give them gives them to me so do a hundred days vid

I’ll eventually do long form uh cam i just got a girl i’m sure you did buddy you do preston merch i don’t think i don’t know if preston would be down for that i think i think preston’s entire merch company that’s been going for like what seven

Years it might be a little bit more fleshed out than me saying on stream maybe i should do merch i don’t know though if i just get rid of my gold nuggets oh i hate these villages there’s infinite of them oh rip my gold nuggets oh send me underground please okay

Please don’t be a dead-end don’t be a dead end don’t be a dead end no dead end no no dick just go to the nether i’ll be stuck there though you don’t understand because how will i find get back to my portal right when i’m when every time i

Take damage i teleport a thousand blocks like right now i’m three thousand blocks from spawn i was wait is this the same surely this isn’t this just looks similar why is it everywhere underground the deep dark better enough okay do not hit me do not hit me stop

All right now go over here big guy sure i could i don’t know iron golem sure that just says big guy i don’t know i don’t know i think everything is cringe but i think i think at one point you just have to take the least cringy option and run with it you

Know oh god will this water make noise tommy in it merch you think i should make my merch tommy in it merch what is that even i hate the deep dark i just want diamonds i don’t want skulk why can’t i go underground and find diamonds that’s the point of going underground

Oh and there comes the warden or not aren’t you making it dark right now diamonds please give me diamonds if you take damage now and teleport ill give you 50 subs you’re not gonna do it but luckily i’m at a dead end so yeah this is this is this would be a

Good spot for a base how this is literally i’ve this entire time i’ve been trying to find diamonds and i haven’t been able to literally for a living i’ve made a four and a half million subs finding diamonds i hate everything that’s literally my main goal not right

Now though my main goal is still to beat the ender dragon but and the nether is going to be so hard if i get hit once by a blaze i teleport to oh my god this is the worst thing i’ve ever done how do i not have diamonds all right teleport me

Oh it’s cause the extinguish me Do i have to eat a god apple potion of what uh yo what that’s the first time that’s actually happened yo agron steel thanks for the 50 gifted subs that’s the first that’s the most gifted subs i’ve ever gotten jesus what i am a man of my apparently as a

Streamer though oh my god imagine the first time you get diamonds in blacksmith as a streamer the only time you actually like everyone always goes bro i’ll gift you 100 subs if you no one ever does it so you’re she used to i literally wouldn’t have done it

Like if i did if that cave wasn’t a dead end i would have just been like yeah okay buddy yo thank god that was a dead end yeah thanks for the 50 gifted jesus oh my god oh my god i got the obsidian i actually have such a good story though who

Super og’s will remember this super oh geez will remember this i just literally got 11 obsidian without diamonds super og’s will remember this all right i need to find a lava pool to make my thing to the nether and then i get blazer odds leave the thing go to the win okay anyways

Super og’s will remember this there was this guy oh the story is actually so good and it directly relates to what what just happened so there’s this guy who is like he was like joined my stream right he was like here for this is when i had like 15 viewers by the way

Like so like not many viewers like i knew everyone in chat like maybe even like probably like 15 20. probably closer to 20 actually but anyways i’d like no viewers right there’s this guy in chat who like randomly came and he’s like in chat for a couple days you know

And eventually he’s like yo duel mean hypixel if you win i’ll i’ll donate 50 and i’m like no you’re not and he’s like dude yes i will i’m like all right if you’re back in like three streams or whatever i’ll duel you because like then is there like a person like

So then they’re like literally there for like a month probably in in streams right like in streams talking in the discord talking like all like part of the community it’s like a smaller community too so it’s like everyone knows the person right and so i’m fine like all right i’ll duel

You but i’m definitely gonna win he’s like okay i’ll give you fifty dollars literally and so i hypixel duel him absolutely demolish him and he just deletes his account no we no one ever hears from him ever again that was the funniest thing of all time yo that’s what most people do dude All right oh my god i found an ancient city and a mangrove swamp these things are super rare five thousand blocks out that’s like the average yeah i wonder how that guy’s doing i’m about to run out of bread all right i need to find a lava pool and i’m going to another

Don’t worry as you can see i gave it to you alr and i didn’t delete my account yo yes I never found yeah mangrove swamps are super rare that’s like the one problem with 1.19 is like they added two things and they’re both really hard to find i need a lava pool shite alright i guess i just take damage again i’m done 1v1 me for no money

Oh i feel like desert that’s like perfect desert temple yo where was this when i needed diamonds is there even a point in going in there i feel like there’s not jesus 50 gifted i don’t even think like it no one ever actually follows through it’s crazy

Yo thanks for the gifted k man 18 fan 10. yo was k man 18 fan one through nine taken handman 18 fan 10. oh my god also back in the day i used to so like i was on the struggle from like 10 viewers like for like

A year i i literally ranged between like 15. was that the same village i was just at i think it is or like a in another village like a year i ranged i ranged between like 15 and 35 viewers for like a year maybe not a year like it felt

Like a year that was like six months i was always like 23 26 like random right and so what i did i missed a temple i know i don’t need a temple what do i need in a temple i need lava and i need to go to the nether but um

I would i would have people make twitter accounts called k man 18 is live and just follow a bunch of people and there was like 10 cam and 18 is live accounts yo everyone saying go to the temple oh my god you guys just want to see you

Guys it’s like a loot box screw the temple i was the first that was what that was why i modded you i’m pretty sure yo camera 18 is live accounts who still has access to theirs yo screw screw the temple i don’t need diamonds i have my obsidian doo doo doo doo

Oh this is the longest it’s ever taken me to get to the yo vad viewers are pissed the vod viewers have been on me the last two streams this is like a more chill stream but two streams ago was joining random people’s minecraft servers they they got mad at me for

Uh killing people’s dogs last stream they got mad at me for losing they were like how could you not know he had a bed i’m like bro chill so so now like so now it’s uh the vod viewers are turning on me guys twitch viewers we need to stick together okay

The vod viewers they’re uh oh my okay should i find lava under i’m going back in time is this doctor strange or something teleport me jeez and i’m in the swamp awesome dude geez i just want to find a lava pool I want to find a lava pool weird seeing cam’s face for the first time yo should i do it okay way back like not even that way back actually like four or five months ago i made like a troll face reveal on youtube because i already have a face reveal or like my

Twitch has existed is longer than my youtube but everyone was like cameron 18 face reveal and so i face revealed on youtube even though you could super easily find my face then it got like 4 million views but still people are like what does his face look like so like what

Maybe i should do a second face reveal that was four to five months ago i have no idea i have no sense of time how long ago jesus wait a second the lava here no if there was lava here wait let me turn on okay wait three

Um one two i need i would need two pieces of lava if i can find two pieces of lava i can make this all right let me turn on subtitles i don’t work does anyone know where do i turn on subtitles oh on any lava pops no lava pops god dang it

How okay i i hate everything i hate everything i spent 20 minutes trying to find diamonds didn’t even find them finds obsidian okay all i need is a lava pool where’s the lava pool what’s your goal to beat the ender dragon i’m not doing a great job

How hard is it to find a lava pool thanks for the gift two gifted no one gifted for the gifted baller bro wow is that the same one or is that different this is so awesome i’m having so much fun ah this is woohoo like i feel like

Another is either going to be really easy or really hard if i make a shield i honestly might not like i could get through the nether without getting hit if i do it good i should literally find a lava pool though and it’s just my entire existence now is looking for a

Lava pool dude i’m too cool for lava yay i i honestly want to be less cool for Lava the rarest type of lava what’s the rarest yeah i think i made a watch the rarest video to drop today right i really should get an editor all i do is make youtube videos i have no life okay bring me the lava

Bring me go all the way down to lava i i need more than one i need a whole lava like a bunch of source blocks bring me to lava don’t get shot by a skeleton bring me down to lava that’s all i want stop the way

It’s the shallowest cave of all time all right i think he goes down true i didn’t need what’s the rarest on it dodge discolor i’m calm i’m calm i’m calm i’m calm i’m completely and utterly calm i’m completely and utterly calm i’m so calm wow i i’m wow speechless you know

Uh how great everything is wow no okay i’ll loot the temple i’ll loot it i’ll do it i’ll do it man i’ll do it okay wow i did not mean to i meant easy not even close is it lagging um guys hello guys are we back are we back are we back

Type of type seven if you can hear this type seven if you can hear this okay i saw seven rejoin stream yo cam man 18 in chat oh my god okay i hate everything let me put this back on wow mangrove swamp oh my god minecraft i love it

All right guys you can stop typing seven it’s okay guys hey guys look it’s your mom oh got him i hate everything okay man let’s look for a lava pool okay right around the should be right here soon any second now gonna be gonna be a lava pool

Gonna be a lava pool any second any time now right over here right guys lava pool i don’t get it how is it so hard to find a lava pool and how is it so hard to find why is everything the worst this is the this is the worst stream of

All time yo there’s zero people watching the vod right now emerald surface emerald no lava pool come on this biome i there’s always a lot of pools in this file oh my god waterboy 5000 is pissed he’s spamming dream better yo waterboy 5000 i’m sorry yo

Yo who remembers waterboy 5000 yo my bad bro yo my bad yo i roasted him earlier for for oh god yo my bad waterboy 5000. literal my bad oh well there i go again waterboy 5000 that is on me do waterboy 5000 revenge arc wow how have we gotten this far

Who wants to hear a story time about my cousin’s opinion on cameron 18 yo everyone’s a little brother watches me no cat or a little cousin you guys actually all are the little brother grow up losers got him boom i think my twitch viewers are a little bit older than my uh

Youtube viewers but yeah we’re working on it Dude there’s like youtube shorts is like the least possible intention span to watch a twitch stream you at least have to like have like some sort of brain like it doesn’t have to be a big one but something’s got to be there oh well there we go oh

Wow great i spawned in a cave my biggest dream okay we’re on layer 30 though i think if i stay in a cave i’m way more likely to spawn into another cave then i can go to diamond level or lava level and i might layer 100 again

This is just the k man 18 walking simulator also how is it always night time it is literally Well goodbye do i ask my eight-year-old cousin if he likes minecraft watches video and he said yes also if he knows you can eighteen is and he said i and i quote dream yeah come on loki i kind of have a lot of subs oh no way waterboy 5000 is still here

You look like a zombie in real life exclamation point exclamation point exclamation point yo waterboy 5000 chill waterboy 5000 yo waterboy 5000 is pressed it’s okay water water boy 5000 we can make up you know it’s not it’s not you it’s me wait is place feature lava pool a thing okay

Don’t take it don’t take any damage do not take you know what sun sun’s going down let’s just chill for like two you know let’s think of a tweet someone gave me a good tweet idea thanks for the prime buddy someone give me a good tweet idea you

Know while we wait for the oh wait i’m paused it’s not gonna there now now i’m waiting the moon’s going down right now so it’ll be literally two minutes all right give me a tweet idea what the who is water girl 6000 what all right

All right give me a tweet idea mug root beer is awesome mug ruby is not as good as bts is kind of overrated i’d rather not die um do do what should i tweet i’ll release merch nah i hate twitter um your new user should be canon 69 no i shouldn’t uh I am a dream i think i’ve tweeted that before maybe it’ll get more likes this time okay i need to think god maybe i’ll just steal someone else’s tweet your clash royale clan name guys give me a rick roll everyone that’s not a good eye give me a good tweet

I’m flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana wow that’s a good one I shot the best idea No no one will get it that was funny fran jessica though but no one will people are too young um say a color is overrated true that’s an easy one yellow is the most overrated color if you disagree you are wrong and stupid actual true not really funny but i’ll get i’ll farm

Replies so yellow actually is the worst color yellow sucks All right i’m following back some of the retweets let’s see baller bro i got you goku fan the reluctant follow a square dorito i got you all right i’ll follow back more later okay we’re back hopefully there’s no creeper above me we got the lava pool there’s a creeper over there As long as i don’t take damage we are headed to the nether folks do not take damage not take damage all i have to do literally all i have to do okay drop flint and steel i do we are finally going to the nether okay let me make a uh

I have no wood oh god if i die you know what i’ll make i’ll make a shield in the nether get me in there jesus 90 minutes in wow that’s awesome i have finally done it wow and follow me on twitter hands clapping hands clapping if you retweet enough

Eventually i’ll follow you it’s a numbers game at that point all right teleport me somewhere good nice all right i’m gonna make a shield now with this i need seven pearls and i’ll trade with some piglets okay i can literally do this i should find another fortress which shouldn’t be hard

Because i can teleport right any another fortress why am i like in these secluded little areas here we go fortress oh god i don’t have optifine because it hasn’t come out yet for 1.19 so it’s super foggy not really great eventually i’ll spawn in one though then i’ll probably instantly die

And be raging so incredibly hard but at least i can dream oh my god like the youtuber oh nether fortress you support pineapple on pizza and uh no i’m actually adamantly against pineapple on pizza pineapple and pizza is disgusting true you know the stupidest questions are

People are like is cereal a soup is a hot dog a sandwich like shut up we would no one would call a hot dog a sandwich in real life you’re just like living in fantasyland uh well technically a piece of meat with uh two with two uh buns uh two uh pieces

Of bread like bro it’s a hot dog no you would never go hey want a sandwich and then hand someone a hot dog they’d go why did you hand me a hot dog okay found one don’t take damage mission impossible don’t take damage literally all i have to do

Please i shouldn’t get seven blaze rods without taking damage that’s all i have to do literally all i have to do stop stop hear my shield i tell the port if he hits my shield All right let’s look for some stuff oh is that eyes of ender no gamers react oh yeah oh oh my god point zero zero one percent wow and i conveniently made kept obsidian so i could go back wow i’m so smart i love this game that’s right easy ender pearls

There’s gonna be a lava source literally right down here and diamonds literally i’m gonna find diamonds instantly right up here it’s not even a question this isn’t stream music it auto played that’s tick-tock music there’s a difference there we go okay well not that way and it’s all a dead end

Wow that’s so awesome time to dig up 100 blocks with an almost broken pickaxe and no wood all right well now i’m uh i’m I was looking for diamonds for an hour all right thing is this way whoa yeah this is the worst idea i’ve ever had dude all right you know what now i’m going to find like a lava portal instantly or lava pool instantly also i just check oh you missed the beginning

Of the stream dude there was there’s this channel gamers react that i found out put clips like they watched my twitch or something i have a bunch of clips on a channel called gamer gamers react from twitch who watches the k man 18 twitch she’d have to be a loser

Streams on saturday night people really sit inside on saturday night and watch cam and 18 on twitch jesus some people you guys are cool though now guys i wasn’t talking about you i was talking about the other people ham i’m an epic minecraft gamer true i

Don’t even think oh cbtn thanks for the giftie Seven days what seven days oh shoot yo some people have seven days watch time yo oh god if i take any damage then i’m like so much further away I did not take any did that just explode dang i can’t take any damage him is cheeto alive yes we have a prediction for the stronghold i’ll do a prediction for the uh dragon fight but for the stronghold it’s kind of all luck like i should have to hope that i find

It soon And i’m further away please just point me to a different one It should be obvious that we’re far superior than the vod viewers that’s true the vod viewers vod viewers if you’re if you’re watching on camera 18 vods right now don’t close yours actually there is some vod viewers that are just uh live in like europe or something and

It’s like 3am there or something so that’s an acceptable excuse But yo other than that yo i’m just kidding all my homies love vod viewers true i do like reading the vod comments it’s funny they’re usually mad at me yeah this time they’re gonna be mad at me for roasting them i’m sorry vod viewers but if you’re european come on

Really european in real life it’s 3am for me jesus i don’t even have enough wood for a boat all right i can craft one though luckily this is minecraft that’s one of the two things you can do jesus there’s europeans in here Dude Yo i really got my off brand i won this i like some arcade it’s some off-brand diamond sword i need to get the official Sick thanks thanks for the compliment all right Please don’t go underwater easy all right straight this way folks Do what is this stream man This is literally why why is my wifi okay i’m close just please let me out of this I’m close i’m close to the portal we can do it guys i don’t know how we can do it ah jeez is this is this music louder is it just me maybe everything’s just pissing me off It goes to you okay well video is fuzzy that’s great that’s what i like to hear what i love to hear all right it’s like right down here i don’t know why it’s bad i should have no blocks i have to i’m gonna have to build with hay bales to get down And it broke i have 11 now everything is going great how it just turned the other way all right it literally has to be like right here All right here we go Please bring me to the end okay don’t oh my if i take fall damage i’m ending stream i’m not even joking yo if i take fall damage i’m ending stream this is not a joke all right my chords are 14 1 9 15 08 14 1 192

Someone write it down and then maybe i’ll go back depending on how far i am all right I don’t have wood for a pickaxe i better not take damage i better not take damage Okay guys huh fun stream today guys awesome stream today i’ll be back next week guys haha can we get a thumbs up in the chat whoa whoa like my tweet for the love of god like my tweet all right you’ll get channel points for the raid jesus

Next week i’ll be back so follow me on twitter jesus if oh my god