Minecraft, But If You DIE You WIN

My wife brianna is going to spin this wheel and whatever it lands on that’s how i have to die fall damage and would you like to demonstrate to them but what happens every time i don’t die the way the wheel tells me nobody’s going to stop me from breaking my legs my friends

Are trying to save me but when i killed them i get items that help me kill myself go go save them you’re so lucky i can’t use my own sword to kill don’t jump oh i’m getting to the tallest tree i can find actually you’re not dying second i can do it

I do we have water grenades they literally stop your fall there’s nothing you can do i wonder what would happen if i were to do something along these lines why what is this oh no don’t mess with that don’t mess with that no is that was for me wait i got double

Jump boots oh i got another depth gesture hold on this one says it’s great what’s so great about this one this is a power i don’t wanna i don’t wanna uh worry you but i have anvil armor you’re actually a person what’s that mean i’m gonna put on

Whatever this handful armor does i’m gonna die it’s gonna happen you can’t do anything about it i took four hearts of damage i need one more fall chase i’m specifically doing this because i just don’t let you know got i catch up to him please what are you doing

Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go no no no no no no caleb you better stop this madness bro wanting you to stay alive look at me josh you always want to kill me whenever we do stuff again i don’t i i love you

That’s a lie chase i know you have envy for my forehead it’s it’s a little true you’re in the hole in the hell no that’s it caleb’s the ringleader he knows too much about this video it’s almost like he planned the whole thing i’m getting rid of him kill him come on

What is that what is that give me this harpoon yes weight base seaweed i can drown in here you guys can oxygenate everything around me but it doesn’t matter please like this video to stop the seaweed abuse right now above my friends poggers poggers holy frick i found i found it i

Found it guys he’s gone yes i’m about to it’s right there okay oh no wait if i’m gonna die to an explosion i need to find a creeper wait chase what you’ve got to be creepy you’re literally a creeper i found a cave there’s got to be a creeper in here yes

What what english excuse me what did you ask what did you do to this creeper stop creaming on my creepers all right boys keep them alive hey listen i’ma blow up and act like i don’t know nobody you go dead yes i am like this video so a creeper will spawn oh

Yes here here right here please explode on me extinguish if i can’t die to these creepers i’m going to find a different way to explode an act like i don’t know nobody i found lavender vitamin c idiots oh my god now i’m on the surface i can get my custom items

Right now come on come on come on come on oh hey don’t touch me oh tnt there it is here it is please please please please make this where’d he go where’s his team there he is no no no no no come on come on that’s the easiest thing to do in

Minecraft uh guys oh what is that screaming put your crimp listen if i can’t get you guys away from the tnt i’m gonna have to kill you i’m sorry oh geez oh this is branded bro this is some high damage yeah that’s right keep going away

You little corn fish person i have a peace offering what is your piece i have fire merch on me look okay first of all that is bree merch and that’s not acceptable and you didn’t plug the fact that we have our new android and ios app with the spooked over collection which

We’re all wearing right now limited time only chase i’m so disappointed i’m sorry i’m going to set you on fire in the name of five merchants maybe next time do a better job of checking your wardrobe you clown preston what about me what about you josh

Honestly what about i have i have uh okay now you’re just being a sucker but now it’s just screaming no no i’m thinking a piece offering like i think bernie wants me to land on beastie if only i was deathly allergic to these guys one sting would take me

Out guys you guys are going in random directions i’m actually following preston wait guys see the item we have to stop prestons what yo why do you guys have the what are these hearts i see him everybody watching this video is never going to watch again they’re

Like preston i’m never going to your twitter and instagram and commenting on your stuff again over here guys keep your rods far away from me uh for many undisclosed reasons okay go i want my rod to be up on you no no stop it josh don’t love me

He got a chest i got it you can’t stop me from it you can’t steal it i got these honey boots i don’t know what you do but i can’t i’ve got an army of bees and i’ve now got bug spray wait wouldn’t bug spray

Kill the bees i know what this is for my dad growing up used to always spray this at the beehives and they get so upset which would technically be our dad because chase is adopted no he’s not broke hey i found a hive just keep him away from it

Are you trying to believe that no no no i have nowhere to be found i have nowhere to be found no jesus i’m going for it um hey if you want to be a part of the subscriber swarm just hit that subscribe button like i literally see josh trying to save

Me yes spinach suffocation no guys this is actually so easy i used to do this all the time in minecraft wait there’s more space tonight i’m nowhere i’m totally not burying myself in the sand right now that you would typically do at the beach what are you sucking me

That’s what she said you guys are bad cleaners wait wait i’ve got a great idea no keep going yeah keep going keep going go all the way down go all the way down keep going keep going no no we’re not done yet you keep going oh my god yo good morning i totally

Didn’t want you guys to come to this like one no wait i think i can [ __ ] now yes yes yes yes it was all a plan to get you guys yes no i was one heart caleb and you pushed me into the bushes what’s my next big brain

Play killing you so i can get one of these chests again yeah keep on killing k oh wait oh wait oh my gosh wait i’ve got a lot i already have all of them no don’t even try to jack my chest i know what you guys are

Trying to do these are mine i want your chest across no what what chest ah stay away from my testicles this is giving me just enough time to open up my great chest what is this quick sand blaster i don’t even know what to do with it jason chase

Him i lost fisherman i’ve got quicksand so if i hit you in this quicksand don’t forget about what what is that it’s obsidian okay guys relax chill chill uh that’s it i’m turning it into a quick stand no hey where are you you guys trapped him

No you guys are suffocating me all right stop it boy stop stop stop wait can it still do the void no no what’s the point we’ve just launched a new spooktober merch collection inspired by all things spooky scary and of course my family you can get all five of these keys on

Firemarks.com or the brand new fireworks app available on ios and android these new t-shirts are so scary that they’re available for only a limited time so please get them before they’re gone forever oh i found diamonds and gave me a speed boost that’s sick diamonds okay this is eventually gonna bring me

To the surface wait i’ll just kill myself thanks chase where is he though go and teleport to me i’m just you know making my mega pickaxe you’re too late you’re what are you in this round what’s that sound what’s that did you freaking hear that sound dude

You guys are not going to be able to do this you can drop me i’m going in i’m breaking through this rock come on dig it i keep dying to everything except for the void why come on come on come on come on gentlemen it’s been a pleasure but it’s time for

Me to enter the void yes i can see you guys falling with me spin it again oh player josh kill me i’ll give you a hundred bucks come on just do it josh don’t do it josh i’ll i’ll give you a hundred bucks i don’t know you just gave me your bedrock armor

Now i’ve got 20 hearts thanks to you no guys i will find a way to die to you all chase don’t you want a hundred bucks uh maybe it’s okay with my sister never mind she’s married uh let me adopt the new sister real quick we can get married it’s fine

I’ll come kill you where are you no you won’t i know you’d do well i’m gonna keep trapping you guys in these freaking holes oh i hate that noise i love the noise wait doing this to you guys doesn’t do anything because technically i need one

Of you guys to kill me josh come on come on think about it think about all the times i’ve annoyed you about it i love you you’re my brother he never says this i swear it’s only for the camera chase what about your chipped tooth come on i know you’ve never

Forgiven me for this just kill me give it just give me what i deserve it gosh yeah you okay that’s it yeah my chip tooth sean show the dog oh my gosh now you you’re done preston you’re done let chase kill me this is my divine punishment i do i do

Want to kill you i’m sorry guys uh i just have this i have this item that does wait a second chase let me look at you real quick let me see where this goes oh you betrayed me you betrayed me no whoa dude i didn’t go away yeah

Wait where are you guys spawning again wherever you guys are spawning at i can just spawn here okay that’s enough