Minecraft, But I’m Drunk

What if you were playing in the most prestigious Minecraft tournament in history but instead of taking it seriously you were drunk out of your mind well today the plan was simple every time I die in Minecraft I take a drink in real life the longer this video

Goes on the more drunk me and the whole team gets with a cider in hand it was time to join the tournament you’re playing MCC welcome to the streams So it just matches up with my parking so Beverly Swearing [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] piss [ __ ] wank a lot I’m drunk oh wow that is Strong’s item 100 oh no that’s 100 British apples do the Ken dance okay okay I’m just kidding when I see love I see your balls and yes My girlfriend has insisted I watch it with her and we haven’t had a chance you made a whole video called I have a girlfriend be quiet because she’s amazing Jack because she’s the love of my life hopefully she’s all right I like her oh wow back off Jack not quite what

I was implying oh guys Jack’s trying to cook me you’re here and I’m trying to [ __ ] Tom Jack please Tommy and it grounded would be to cook him I just think that would work oh wait that would actually be incredible okay no no no no no you can sit in the cook

Chair every king must have his throne I have to go to the Cook shed reference oh I’m gonna go drink because I’m sad because that’s what they do in the movies and my life is a movie a sad one should we all take one Swig I’ve just

Had a big Swig but I’ll do another oh my God the alcohol is pulsing to my brain let’s not win today let’s just get really drunk that sounds like the vibe to me guys my hero is in this right now I kid you not my heroes ethos in the server guys ethos

Turbo loves you kiss you kiss you okay don’t worry I didn’t send it I didn’t send it no actually don’t he tripped over his network cable we should play all the PVP games early so they’re just tanked by the door the whole Avengers got paused over your

[ __ ] I’m sorry I’m genuinely sorry I did I typed it was muted I’m sorry [Applause] oh my God dropping just like fortnite [ __ ] wait we’re playing fortnite I love fortnite that’s my favorite game ever what is it [ __ ] 30 says when I say drive when I say power we say hungry we

Devour you think you’re the king I’m the king amazing oh that’s a drink hold on also guys before we continue the support at the moment has been [ __ ] mental to thank you so much YouTube keeps unsubscribing people from my channel so please check the Subscribe button even

If you’ve been watching for years if you enjoy you should definitely press the Subscribe button guys I don’t need to not throw this I need to not throw this bro that’s gross if you vomit all over the stream Phil just said that to me when I

Was drunk at his house but do not vomit my house ever all right Phil what else shouldn’t I do oh no no Someone just said in my chat and I’m sure it was meant politely but it only looked ominous I’ve watched you grow up Tom I read Tom I’ve never thought about how crazy it is that the internet has watched us go through puberty from start to finish [ __ ] well I just died sorry

That was the puberty what are you chatting turbo please I beg you you stay quiet sometimes it was the puberty talking that was the puberty talking I wasn’t in my right mind guys we’re in a hard time we have to bring this back guys we just got to activate our secret

Weapon wait what’s this what what oh you know the secret weapon oh yes go on Jack do it oh Jack we’ve just activated you it’s time for you to get hard Jack guys I’m getting hard I need to drink oh for [ __ ] sake we all need to drink you ready

I don’t do I’m fine I’m alive Jack drink for the boys oh Jack I’m not joking for the boys are game Never back down you might have just backed down and gave up Jack you have not just backed down oh [ __ ] no I fell wait wait maybe pull up pull up

Thanks Tom I tried to do it whatever boy idiot man guys we’ve got really good Kennedy oh I like that oh my energy is good oh [ __ ] guys so let’s get a clap in the chat for tubbo who just dropped a hot Banger of a word somehow drops the most fireworks guys

Can we get lights for this guys usually when I’m streaming I’m nervous and all I’ve been doing is sat scrolling the crossbar staring at the boxes like wow there’s 18 000 people and I’m just staring at this like mouth open wide not saying anything guys I bought myself a

Pack of Colin the caterpillar and I’m only gonna open them if we win if we win MCC my dad said he’d come and do my dishes for me by the way he has a dishwasher no but like when the gunk of the plates like gets under your fingernails you are the most privileged

Person I’ve ever met it’s just like it’s just like a feeling thing it’s just like a feeling thing isn’t about to unloads [ __ ] waitrose so but you go away but you had a million I’m gonna make a video called I earned a million and

Turbo’s a loser do it on time I have to really concentrate I’m so my reflexes are slowing guys if I was to drive right now I would Ram down a family get me behind the wheel I’d drive better right now get me back in my Kia Picanto that

Far in Brighton who bought my car give it back [ __ ] off that’s [ __ ] oh no you have to drink another drink I’m getting through this cider do I have a huge shot right now you weren’t [ __ ] yeah big one big one tomorrow I want to

See you get pissed [ __ ] you man you know I’m already hungover why are you hung up oh I remember why are you hung over he got obliterated at my house I forgot my reflex game is not on point legs are literally in my way legs everywhere oh my God Jack man I’ve

Always love this would love this keyword he would he wins yo can we sing The Proclaimers 500 miles for this one when I wake up I haven’t stopped drinking I just um dialed it back you know what I mean like I just drink less these days no I’m gonna be I’m gonna be

The man who’s always One of the reasons I boxed was to help me kind of get through that anyway back to a fun drunk MCC so first what you’re going to want to do is you’re going to want to go to support.google.com and you want to go what are you doing hey you can teach

Them how to cancel that while you’re away turbo talked about feet on your behalf no I didn’t you know I don’t know I don’t know why I don’t want to get drunk with you guys again oh I need to do two big dreams and pop in a new bottle a new bottle Christ Becky everyone have a big drink oh wow it is harder to stream when the when yeah it is harder to stream when

The wet oh no you know one of those pictures where it’s like a quote from a famous figure can we get I made in this tweet yeah just tell me in it it is harder to stream when the when no guys just listen to me for a sec listen to me

Wow okay let’s but wow listen to me it’s wow but when the wow wow I’m getting giggle why am I getting shot man I’m dead oh no oh what the [ __ ] no no no no no no no no no no no I’m getting more Nottingham as

Well oh [ __ ] man this has gone Northern again no oh I’ve got a drink because I died we’ve literally got to get this job guys so I don’t get my Little Sweets why is talking like [ __ ] on Extreme difficulties in this video we added the extreme talking mod into Minecraft which means

Every word we say will be [ __ ] up ah no my wife is talking on Extreme difficulties [ __ ] get shots okay I’m running I’m running do that guys let’s just rush mid next game let’s just charge mid listen to me now look me in the eyes you’re my best friend okay

And we’ll get you through this okay turbo what does Nick a30 always say never give up never back down we stay hungry we devour never give up never give up never what back down in a castle in the woods a little man by the window No One’s Gonna Get me no one

Even knows I’m here help me help me help me he said come little rabbit come with me this is where I live I am born this way I Was Born This Way yeah I was born this way I’m on the right track baby I was born this way I Was Born This Way

Come on I’m on the right track beds I’m hiding in my little cozy room nine to five Luigi wow wow What the [ __ ] Madness boy my madness they’ve been retracted how are we doing well you idiot man I’m really good at this yes where are they they could be any one of these right he’s right there I’m dying I’m so confused I became second because we’re that good I’m sorry but

Hey now tomorrow Bye for you shut the [ __ ] up oh my God at the end of the day when I am cooking I need you to eat I need you to [ __ ] eat it okay he doesn’t cook any meals but let him cook in Minecraft man okay I’m sorry okay I need to calm down no

You’re literally screaming heater and I’m like give me a second because I cannot leave this crevice right now because they do not know my general position and just like that red rabbit’s got [ __ ] [ __ ] like some some dilf you know okay I’ve taken it too far now I’m gonna calm down I’m so sorry oh someone’s going crazy bro don’t be a what the actual God why do we like actually [ __ ] Goods that was a well good way Oh dude I actually just went holy for Jesus mode oh my God we all did so good that ran oh man I’m having such a wonderful time with you guys you’re like my best friends in the world shut up [ __ ] that guy you guys are all [ __ ] lightweights

Man Jesus Christ Becky I’ve been at it all day at Pride right allow me you get a pass she already does it makes me quiet which is like shocking all right brush B Rush be right gang rush me push through Molly’s push through mollies it’s not like frag grenade I just tried

To love that like a smoke it’s actually not Counter-Strike they’re captured they won did I win guys I didn’t go too hot for us I was only pissed around don’t worry don’t worry we can Antigo Antigo shut up man I don’t know what you’re saying hey please it will tie I’m curious to physically fight Captain Sparkles do you think I’d win no absolutely not what you’re saying he can bench press me there’s something in my life that made me consider that question recently guys I’ve just got to say I really think there’s been a huge lack of focus on the

Team from the guy that said when the when Mr when the when says we’re not he knows what’s [ __ ] guys when’s snake’s baby dropping why did you say that sounded like a diss how far no no I just I actually want to know how far off his

Kid is are we fighting them right now as a threat no I just want to know how I just genuinely curious when his wife’s due to give birth that’s an odd thing to ask in the MCC public chat guys we need to use hate it’s the most powerful

Emotion to win this game right we need to get hateful do we need to start hating all right I’m Gonna Be Your hate Mentor you’ll be my hate guy yeah until about get hateful go oh man I’m so upset yeah he’s had loads Jack I just had loads

Yeah but it’s one percent so you’re all right really I’ve had three quarters of a bottle of wine this is 4.5 but I’ve had two so I’ve had eight percent so eight percent of your body is now alcohol are they really yeah that’s how that works how much of your body is alcohol

Oh we’re not playing this [ __ ] are we guys guys every lap we take a drink every lap guys I think I’m gonna say it things are getting a bit stale let’s get let’s have [ __ ] huge swings dude you’re the one who’s [ __ ] after one can mate you’re not a [ __ ]

Swigging this whole time that’s a huge wig right now huge wig right now gonna be here guys that’s a lie by the way [ __ ] that man I hate trading so much my Trident isn’t working I’m in 38th now what are you in come on I’m in 39. who is that [ __ ] that they’re

Doing worse than me I’m doing awfully right now the poor [ __ ] is behind me oh I never mind I’m in 40th hands out baby stop throwing are you relaxed I’m usually all right right drink after drink after that one oh yeah I need to drink you better yeah me too my mind

Begging you I’m just gonna do three drinks at the end of the round of the round Tommy net meet and greet on the Rocks outside the pier at 1am in Brighton Tom I beg you be quiet any more girls don’t go there though because I would rather you didn’t mug me but if

You were gonna you have adequate time to prepare a knife that you could take my wallet sure guys why would I say that on the street if you mug me I just go live on Instagram and suddenly you’d have thousands of people looking at your nugget and that would be your [ __ ]

Reputation forever be quiet what man how is that how’s that area you’re threat into dogs people what do you mean you look threatening to dogs big jacket someone’s about to stab me and I go live on Instagram and say don’t stab me there’s thousands of Tommy unit viewers

Watching that’s a w they do to know What are you hoping to weaponize I don’t reckon muggers give a [ __ ] you know bro that’s what you think until mugger nag is one on trending I have to do a tweet like don’t send hey I know he was mugging me but he probably has [ __ ] going on at home so what shut

Up brother I beg why am I being mean what are the chances that they all regret this in the morning can we get some pogs in the chat this spot is already unpublished hello father how are you why do you want me I now thought I’d be a little bit funny what’s up

What are your opinions on like Omega LOL he hung up on me God this is knob cheese that’s vile brother brother that is vile I know oh my God someone just put we making it out of the Cadillac with this one actually [ __ ] you for saying that guys

What is a joke used to say me Burger me Burger [ __ ] off about the [ __ ] [ __ ] me Burger me Burger okay do it Jack mute all the game sounds and say it so it can be used as to tip again let me tell you folks me burger no more slunk

In the accent Peter Peter the horse is here me Burger what’s going on who’s the horse the horse me Burger oh it’s so washed guys by the way the full bottle of wine I start the stream with that is how much is left because I went to the

Bathroom and was just like oh by the way oh by the way what you saw oh my stop I just stopped didn’t I thought I was the most drunk and I am but do this it’s sad that you are too yeah I’m Tommy in it I

Found the Green Key this is Victoria oh my God how drunk are you man Pokemon you are Larry Becky all right Greenville done I dropped my sword no nice work Tom song I’ve done two volts now you hear me oh by the way by the way thing I didn’t

Know you don’t have to hop on the chains on the way back what do you mean [ __ ] hours is your whole job figure it out 90 seconds I’ve got Cassandra it’s gonna go up [ __ ] [ __ ] no it’s Christ almighty right I’m going through the [ __ ] thing guys

Just leave just leave guys all right I’m sorry I literally got half the team coins that round so low well done it did very well I don’t think I’m ever getting this drunk on stream again this was too much we’re in dead last and I’m just pissed and embarrassed all right stop

Calling me Daddy Tommy what the [ __ ] guys I’m clearly a twink oh God what does that mean again sorry I I calm down Tom okay so you know koi piso basically that I beg you shut up I beg you should close your mouth hey you said it not me oh my

Days man guys I don’t mean to be rude but yellow Yaks is 10K points ahead of us messages bare lips in his cousins what about your parents are watching the stream and now they’re disappointed because your lips awesome you left your cousin with tongue and everything that’s disgusting wait guys from

Strapped she said why did you reveal the truth she says you seriously need to stop hanging out with Tom she says Jack Jack seriously gotta separate from Tom oh my dad all because I married you and pushed you out of plane and now suddenly your mum don’t like me you also locked

Me an assortable in the English Channel and then proceed to kick me in the balls twice exactly nothing wrong guys let’s have a pause and just take a big swig Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I wanted the captains get his win I hate this