Minecraft, but I’m TINY! – Dominion SMP #1

You know these days you can play minecraft so many different ways you can build giant kingdoms you can live in an ocean you can build a base in the fiery depths of the nether or and go with me here you can be very very very small Oh yes hello everybody and welcome to dominion smp and look at me seriously i’m something called an inchling and this is going to be a server where i play with 10 of my very good friends and look i have plans i don’t want to clue you into all of them

Quite yet but man i have some special abilities as being an insulin i can crawl up walls i can hide within walls and man i can do some other things we’re going to get to all that in just a few moments but first let’s meet up with some of my friends

You can’t you can’t hit me i have very few hearts oh my god when you said small you really meant small he’s climbing you can climb oh my goodness look at you you’re adorable hi hi little guy hello how are you doing what’s up he’s a quirky little dude

I wish i could just like put you on my shoulder and carry you places i just have shoot him this is so ridiculous so i took a few moments while everyone was checking out their new powers to check out one of my new powers and one

Of them is awesome as being an insulin i have the ability to sit on other people’s heads and actually it’s really hard for them to even know that i’m there unless they happen to look up or or someone tells them so yeah this could be a great spying tool if you are

Sprinting it’s trying to show you what the full block is just open your inventory and drag them out oh no oh no wait why is that coming oh What was that he really came out of nowhere didn’t he yeah right away lagundo this is your conscious talking i need you to give us a bunch of stuff oh i’ll give you back your head here you go i’m sorry oh my god stop voice in my

Head did you pick up my oh where did you go voice in my head give give fix it some armor What oh where are we there you you only need like one ingot right can you please live with me fix i’ll just take you everywhere yeah needs to live with all of us we’re all collectively adopting fix i’m gonna make a little house for him

Yeah yeah i want him with me hold on i’ll go get him all right hey hey little child if i’m going to adopt you here you go there’s two ingots oh wait and that’s that’s the sword so that’s probably i love that so much he’s just watching it around at half a block

Oh yeah pretty freaking fierce now it’s a parkour [Laughter] except for your enemy stairs this is when i started remembering that we had chisel and bits in the pack and there are some very interesting things a small fellow like me could do with this i’m going to get back to this later but

The opportunities and the ideas are basically endless i went on a long voyage with lagundo to go check out his base and actually i had fallen on the ice not too long ago and my wrist was really really hurting so it was actually really nice to be able to

Hitch a ride on his head i spent a lot of time messing around with chiseling bits full disclosure i used this mod quite a bit back in probably 1.7 and not a single second since then so it’s been years so i just kind of made some starter furniture tables or whatever

Just to kind of get re-accustomed to it because i do plan on using a lot of this mod in my base mining as half a block tall is super super weird i found a few diamonds which is really really nice but it’s so odd to just mine one block tall it’s really

It’s really a very strange feeling but hey lots of diamonds that’s cool turns out it’s not that cool i died in lava and lost all my stuff and for some reason on fire forever apparently at least until i log out but as cool as chisel and bits is and it

Is super cool i need a plan for a base and i don’t really have one the only thing i can think of is maybe i could live with someone but look if i’m gonna live with someone i need to learn how to be a little bit sneakier we have two

Things on the server one is an origin and the second is kind of a profession yeah mine is rogue i’m supposed to be sneaky but um yeah she saw me pretty much instantly so my plan is out i can’t live in that base because she knows i’m lurking around

But i am going to need one place of my own and i have an idea there’s a little island just barely off of spawn and i only need a very very little island i don’t need much room at all because i can dig down a little bit and i can

Build up a little bit and that should be enough room for a little inchling like me i fought through the grass and i made some dirt i just needed enough dirt to at least put some dirt over this gravel and build myself a little custom island probably like six blocks by six blocks

Should be plenty of space Unfortunately replay mod did not render my tininess which makes it probably off the table with a fear of the future so i’ll be using a camera account which is a little bit more of a pain but whatever it’ll work just fine i grabbed my dirt and built little underground farms so i

Can eat and i am ready to start my base i was going to let grass naturally come over here but that would take forever luckily i found a moss block that someone had and i had a little bit of bone so i could actually use moss which

I think is cooler anyway i want to make this into a tiny little bit of a hill and i think this will look really nice i mean look how ridiculous i am look at how little i am i could live in that chest but no no no no this is dominion

Smp and i plan to dominate it with my littleness duh yeah i have a plan it’s gonna be great so since i lost all my diamonds i’m back to mining again i have a little bit of iron but not a lot so i’m really hoping i find at least three diamonds for a

Pickaxe my goodness this is going to take a while you know actually we have a hammer mod that i could make hammers but i need diamond blocks or iron blocks or whatever to make the hammer and i don’t even have that so yeah i might be here for a while

It did take a good long while but finally i found it i got five diamonds that is great it’s more than three above that everything else is gravy i can at least make a pick now and now that i have a little bit more resource i try to hammer and i’ll tell

You what i mind in mind with this hammer i’m not sure it’s faster at all i should probably do the math but it seems kind of slow i mean i know i’m exposing more blocks but yes it’s pretty slow i don’t know i don’t know what’s the best way to

Go however that all being said you know i’ve been living in my hole for days now you can see spawn is coming along but honestly no one lives at spawn everyone else has moved away to do their own base they all have teleports and all that kind of stuff

And i’m kind of over living here all by myself i want company even if they don’t know that i’m there let me tell you cutting down trees as an insulin is not fun at all so i took down a house a villager’s house right next to

Shadow’s base i’m sure it won’t mind but while i was cutting down that house i was just looking at shadow’s base and it looked so nice and thinking like you know maybe i could just live here i mean he wouldn’t have to know that i’m here i

Could just build a little tiny fixed sized door in the wall and just uh come on right in i’m really starting to like this every once in a while i hear shadow walk around upstairs but that’s all right that’s all right i can build these tiny

Little tunnels and check it out right up there i don’t think you’ll ever see this though it could be maybe more hidden but for right now it’s okay it just looks like a little mouse hole i needed wool so i traveled very far looking for sheep i finally found some

And had to take a boat back yeah this was the view I made my way back to shadowmech space and i continued working on more tunnels look i don’t really have a big plan here the problem is i can’t shrink machines and stuff i can only shrink regular blocks so there’s only so much i can do as far as being efficient i’m going to

Need some space like a basement or something like that all right be honest would you notice this would you notice me it just tiny little tiny little hole in the block checking out if you yeah pretty sneaky i am gonna need some food i don’t have very much so yeah i’m gonna

Have to build a little bit of a farm here i think what i might do is have a whole lot of different bases and have kind of food in all of them since i’m so small i don’t require that much food after all dan this chisel and bits thing this is

Gonna take some practice definitely for sure hey i worked on a little bit of stair i think this might be a little extreme for stairs maybe i could go slightly bigger blocks but it is it’s taken it’s taken some practice for sure to figure out how to do the controls and

Yes now we’re talking i can go right up these stairs so basically it’s like it’s like half size stairs instead of you know two steps per block i’m going four steps per block it works next thing was some glowzone you know i remember i think it was a 1.10 direwolf

Pack that i played a long time ago that i used glowstone sort of strips as lighting and i think that could be really really cool for someone my size so i went to the nether and yeah it’s a little scary i’ll be honest but also you know what these levels yeah let’s kill

Two birds with one stone levels and also glowstone i’m so thankful that i came to the nether because i discovered something that is amazing enemies don’t see me unless i’m very very close i think my small size reduces my aggro range i walked right up to a

Ghast and he did nothing it was great unfortunately however i went a little bit crazy mining gold and quartz for levels and i broke my pickaxe and i didn’t have another one luckily i had a little bit of wood and with that i can actually use blackstone i completely

Forgot that was a thing thank goodness it is though or else i would have been stuck in the nether forever After having mined a whole ton of quartz and still alive it is time to take all of my levels all my quartz all my gold and get the heck out of here i must have traveled very far away from where i came in the nether because i

Kept looking and looking and i could not find the nether portal and that’s when disaster struck i died i actually died two more times trying to get my stuff back but amazingly somehow i made it back and i got all my stuff mostly all my stuff i think i lost a few

Things but generally not much less except for 30 levels boo [Applause] however i did finally make it back just in time to almost be killed by a magma cream these things hit so hard actually i can’t believe i lived through that i’m surprised it didn’t take me off so yeah

A hastily constructed dirt barrier and i was able to make it home i’m at home but i’m very disappointed i lost all my levels and i need materials i have basically nothing here this is terrible this chisel and bits thing is definitely going to take some practice but i’m

Starting to learn some ideas you know i’m starting to learn some maybe lighting up the past should give me enough light to at least see where i’m going if not illuminated i shouldn’t have to worry about mobs whenever i’m in a tiny little half block area like this

But you know there’s got to be faster ways to do things after experimenting with some different shapes i was able to get down this sort of a glowstone barrier thing i think it gives off enough light that cops can grow and if not it just looks cool at

Least but yeah it’s a good start i was trying to keep quiet here because shadow mech was online but he just logged off and i thought hey i’m gonna go take a look around his face and see and that’s when i got the scare of my life yeah he

Put a guard dog right by my little hole i think he’s onto me Yeah so what i have to do i have to crawl up the side so so here’s how i cut down a tree it’s not i crawled the side the whole way after the leaves break through to the top of the log and then cut down it’s it’s terrible you

Have nothing to worry about my friend uh you’re gonna have freeze available for purchase for both diamonds and gold oh okay nice i’m a piglet i want gold yeah okay that makes sense that that’s cool i i still i’ve have some trouble like finding diamonds like they don’t seem

Quite as uh common as i’m used to yeah are you going down to negative to 55 yeah i think it look 56 yeah yeah basically oh yeah actually i need levels so i came down to find some coal just in mind to actually get enough levels so i can teleport down

To a couple different bases and take a look because i do want to have an alternate place in case shadow finds my base but while i mined i kept thinking about what lagundo said he is starting a wood store that’s amazing but i have no

Diamonds i have no gold i don’t know how i could buy anything i really need to come up with a plan then right in the middle of mining it hit me i had an idea a terribly evil idea i was watching lugundo’s video where he went to switch back manga’s

Place and switchback said over and over no i’m rich i have lots of money i’m rich i don’t even want to admit how long i swam around mongo’s base looking for it look he’s a marlin it means he can breathe underwater and stuff and i i can’t i couldn’t find it forever but

Then eventually finally now look i wasn’t gonna steal i was just gonna borrow for a few minutes or even a day at the most but honestly who organized their chest like this like this is a disaster get some signs up regardless though he had nothing he had i can’t rob the poor

So i popped over to lugundo’s base and look what i saw oh oh yes so my plan is very simple i’m going to take a couple blocks and then i’m going to chisel in a facade that goes around the top he won’t see anything different and then i’m gonna give him back his

Gold as payment for wood it’s not stealing if i’d give it right back he just you know will donate some wood to me it’ll be a fair trade but this is when disaster struck i put down a block and i thought okay cool now i’ll just pick it up but i picked up

With the stone pickaxe and uh i destroyed it i destroyed a block of gold just oh no oh no oh no so now i have to go to the nether and i have to find gold so i can replace the gold that i’m stealing from lugundo so

That i can then steal it from him so that then i can sell it back to him for wood this is this is the worst theft ever i am the worst thief that’s ever been it took quite a while but i finally was able to get up to level 30 and get

Enough gold to buy some wood from lagundo’s wood shop finally and check it out i actually have four gold blogs i imagine i can buy quite a bit of wood with that and hopefully never have to chop down a tree again as i am super

Tiny and it is super terrible to do but we’ll let it go oh we actually built this this is this is the it’s the joy koozie hey we built this on one of her stream hey what’s happening dude i heard i heard your voice ah oh hey

Hey hey fix how you doing well listen i was i was hoping you were coming over this way because i wanted to meet you because i want to i want to actually buy some uh i want to buy some wood i have these uh gold blocks you know what perfect thank you i

Was missing a few gold blocks uh i don’t know what you’re i don’t know what yeah well you know i think the exact thing was like a few of them were hollowed out and just taken and it looked like as a suspiciously small hole drilled through

A few of them and i believe if i remember right i was talking to the voices in my head the exact phrase i used was something along the lines of i’m going to squish him like a grape so get our hair off okay okay wait wait wait wait wait

Okay wait wait don’t look look you could easily own me i know you you have the piglin uh crossbow strength let’s make okay this one’s shiny too i will fess up that i didn’t steal from you i i didn’t steal i borrowed a few gold blocks in order to gee geez

It was a warning shot i borrowed a few gold blocks in order to to buy some wood with them from you so i just borrowed them and those so you were going to use you were going to use my gold to buy my product uh well

Yeah yes yeah that’s pretty much what i was gonna do all right i’m starting to lose patience here man okay look look let’s okay well look let’s make a deal cause i i i’m i’m a lover not a fighter man i i’m so little i can’t i can’t fight anyone so

Let’s make a deal you don’t kill me and uh in return i you know i’m a bit of a thief here as as you know i guess um oh yeah i’ve noticed any i can get you anything you want on the server okay you put in a request oh