Minecraft, But It Gets More Realistic Every Minute

By the end of this video this will be the most realistic version of minecraft you’ve ever seen every time we complete a challenge the game will get harder and more realistic whoever survives the longest will win 1000 what a ha what a heck what is this what

Game we playing what have you done to my computer this is not minecraft what is this thing this is the first realistic changing the tree what do you want me to do with this it looks like a mutant well luckily for you the first challenge is

Actually to cut down a tree so you can take that mutant out ethan cut down a tree john don’t make me laugh i simply punch it like this ah ethan ethan you you stuffing up picking up a tree right now it’s not breaking okay get out of the way let’s

Approach punch the tree stop breaking wait what i can’t break the tree with my fears what’s going on well in real life you need an axe but how am i gonna make an act without wood what else can we make axes out of like sticks and stones and stuff

But we’re gonna get those though yeah i don’t think dirt axes are a real thing ethan louise the lead maybe we could hit the tree with a stick that wouldn’t make sense in my head all right what are you doing yes all right i got two sticks but you got to stick

It’s not working you can get flint from gravel maybe we can use that to make it tall i got some flint what do we do with this okay so we’ll try and combine that it’s in a way wait what did you do you beat the stone

On the stove wait what yo bro flint shards can we use those for a tool maybe let’s see ha flip knife bro look at this oh what do we do with this can this cut the tree no still no it seems we’re gonna need an axe huh maybe we can cut maybe

The grass will drop something that can help us make an axe oh wait i got plant fiber can we do that yo plant string and let me try this hold up please please please please please work bro i have a flint tax i have a flint attack this

Should cut down the tree already we’re about to beat challenge number one down comes the tree ethan is working either it’s working guys um well i have a lot of stuff now so i’m just going to take your stuff as well with all these sticks and all this wood

Yeah i’ll see you soon anything what did you do why is the grass moving more than me when the peaks then buffing well because we beat the last challenge we cut down a tree which means a new change came into place which is realistic torches and lighting i mean we

Can see the lighting going on i suppose we’ll find out what happens with torches when we go mining which is perfect for our next challenge we need to get an iron chest plate each that is our goal ethan okay let’s get going let’s do this

Thing but even how are we going to get iron exactly we need a stone pickaxe to mine that up so i suppose well i mean we’ve got wood now we just need to craft planks we need a crafting table yo when you take out the sword and back the coolest down

Well what are you talking about oh it makes noise too that’s cool i really like this uh hey uh so you do flint on the sides uh-huh and then plant fiber in this middle plant fibre at the top and then some sticks oh i need floor flip what yeah

Okay there we go i got it my first of flynn to pick yeah please tell me this don’t pick out that bang does it work did you make one it didn’t work the flint pickaxe is the most powerful pickaxe it’s better than netherride at this point all right fair

Enough why don’t we make a furnace and then we can make some charcoal to make some of those torches i can do a furnace i can be abused i’ll praise the minecraft realism the furnace is normal it’s enormous alright shut it down chug it down okay okay so we can

Make ourselves the first off will be charcoal all right charcoal still works ethan and then i’ll make another furnace here and we can cook our meat in here wait i can make a beef yes okay i got some charcoal and let’s make some torches boom bop okay i’ve got a bunch

Of torches with it hey look at that eight that torch as well oh thank goodness they’re normal oh my lord if these they’re not they’re not they’re not what do you mean when you break them look what happens we have to re-light the torch are you

Kidding me okay all right you know what we only need what are you doing what is wrong with the tree i’m sorry i’m sorry i didn’t mean it a little acorns cool we could just plant the acorns around nice this is gonna become a forest okay we should probably get some more food

Before we go mining because i get the feeling the mines are not going to be kind to us yeah i’m going to go knife some animals we got some pork chop over there my friend see how all that torches go out in the mine how are we gonna re-light them i

Have no idea flint and steel maybe once we get the iron so we’re going in the mine to get iron to get something to light the torch so we can go in the mine exactly don’t think about it too hard we’re just gonna have to hope i’m gonna

Die we’re gonna die all right well let’s get some food and head out to the mine all right now i’m assuming that a ravine is probably much better than a cave because then you know we get the light from the sun we don’t have to waste all

Of the torches that makes sense to me i found coal wait really wet hey perfect okay we could use that uh that’ll be a much better fuel source all right good job ethan oh no it’s big down there iron there’s iron down there perfect go down very carefully all right here we go

Biting down mining down there’s a spawner wait oh my goodness yo wait let’s go this realistic lighting is terrifying oh my god oh my god it’s not just dark it echoes right we can get the iron ore look at this oh wait we can actually mine it

Okay i thought yeah we’re gonna have to make a stone pick or something okay that’s good that’s good bro it’s gonna be night soon and it’s gonna be so dark in here all right look we’re almost there ethan we’ve almost got that iron armor let’s see what’s in the darkness

Here don’t go oh my god okay there’s some more iron in here bro it is so scary this is something zombie zombie zombie hit it put good got it put it torches are so lame they don’t do anything jordan you already watch this i’m going to disappear wait what what do

You mean disappear huh bro bro are you okay bro bro do not scare me like that bro listen [Applause] challenge complete wait a minute that means it’s about to get more realistic oh no no no no no no ethan where my heart’s my health is completely gone wait what what

Is that green man doing at the time dreams trolling bro what even is this i’m so confused what is going on what is this changing my why is my health got pow ow ow do not jump wait oh no ethan this is realistic health i just jumped from there and now

My foot is like damaged and there’s blood on my screen wait so you’re telling me i can’t recklessly jump from my heart i would not do that i would not i would my right foot is yellow yep someone’s mighty said how do we even repair that i don’t know but it’s gonna

Make our next challenge way harder ethan kiss it better no i’m i’m not kissing your toe better that is not better that always works no the next challenge is to kill seven hostile mops but we have to do that with this realistic health ah little hidey hole yeah okay we’re gonna

Be here for a long time if we don’t we’ve only got a short period of time while it’s still night for us to actually kill hostile mobs bro i’m making myself a we’re going to need what i need an iron sword i am boop whoa

All right well time to get out of here ethan it’s so dark let’s just get this challenge over and done with all right just be very careful where you walk ethan where’s the zombie here’s the zombie all right here’s the first one wait is your legs bleeding

Yeah my lettuce leg is literally right on your leg what is this oh my goodness okay i one down bro look at the creeper the creeper look out are you okay sorry what’d you say my ears are ringing ow ow somebody’s attacking me spider oh yo look at those legs that’s terrifying

Okay can we count the creeper as uh one we killed does that what’d you say three we killed three the creeper count okay uh zombie behind you oh no okay bro my leg my voice okay that’s four we only need three more bro this sucks there’s blood everywhere man

Hey it’s almost day time three more oh my goodness that is terrified please just die why are they not does that count can we count that that counts that we’re counting that okay all right we only need one more i i don’t have a leg anymore yeah neither do

I okay you know what uh we only need one more mob so if we see one more we’ll kill it but right now i think we should probably figure out how to help ourselves wait i’ll make a crafting table real quick so maybe bandages are

Wool okay i know that makes a cup of very string hey okay i made a plaster two wall two string you can make a plaster okay give me my left leg back i need it back okay all right give me back my left leg listen sheep you’ve got four legs i’ve

Only got one let’s band together and give me two how about that yeah see here i barely repaired my leg my leg is still broken i i don’t know i don’t know if there’s a better crafting recipe but that was the only way oh my leg it came

Back okay it’s only slightly damaged okay it takes a little bit of time for your your things to come in ethan wait can we not just craft the bandage in our inventory then we can you don’t even need oh yeah of course we don’t need a crafting table uh

Do i need a leg or a foot back i’m gonna get a foot back okay well i accidentally ruined one of my other foots so uh i’ll bring that one back let’s focus on healing up that we could kill this last monster we only need one more hostile mob ethan that’s it hey

This is it all right i don’t lose any more help i don’t have any bandages left the sun’s going down we just need one more mob and this challenge is done ethan all right all right come on uh this is one zombie this direction zombies are the easiest

Help got him got him we won we get to go home now nope challenge four ethan this game’s gonna get more realistic luckily since the next changes are not as stressful as the last right we’re just adding in more realistic biomes and now we can carry like chests and mobs and

Stuff like that we can carry them off let’s go sit behind you okay it doesn’t matter where we go ethan because the next challenge is we need to find a village and then capture all the villages that village and put them in the cage all right super simple super easy run

Look it’s a dumb charge all right but we just gotta do it village ahoy then we finally found one look at this bro and look this is one of those new biomes it’s got like those super tall realistic trees wait you said i could pick up mob yeah exactly

Ethan what do you do with that cow uh i’m sniffing his butt apparently gross i did not need that information all right we need to make a cage for these villagers to beat this challenge ethan do you think a pit counts all right i’m making a crafting table here we go all

Right i’m making myself an iron chevrolet boom let’s make an awesome pit this is where we will take all the villages ethan i’ll finish up the pitch you want to start breaking villages over here come here every time you are my hostage this is going to be a beautiful

Pet i fell in the pit but i brought a village up there we go put him down ethan put him down get out of the picture all right i’m gonna keep collecting villages i have a book reader i have a book worm bring him to the cage oh we’ve trapped a

Cow in here as well bro i’m gonna trap an iron golem in there wait what oh that was dumb that was dumb that oh my goodness all right get rid of him please get in the okay yes okay thank goodness do we have all of the villagers yet ethan one more one

And we’re done bring him to us ethan bring him into the cage we did it ethan well this means we have another change to the game ethan this is about to get more realistic listen are you ready to use that sword like you’ve never used it before i’m gonna chop your

Head off wow wow we haven’t even had the challenge yet which i mean it’s kind of the challenge it’s the battle to the death oh that okay that seems pretty easy because now we have realistic fighting i don’t know exactly what that means do you know wait oh oh oh look at that

One two three oh that is so cool it’s all right we’re gonna see who’s the the best one oh gosh okay uh i don’t know how this uh fighting works it’s not just going to be all minecraft to the middle of the field ethan all right right start nice and far away

Battle for the dead foot foot for the dodge we both went for the dodge here are you kidding me that ultimate was overpowered