Minecraft But It’s Cursed

Oh you were hoping I’d forgotten about cursed minecraft huh that you were gonna have to sit through anymore I know it’s kind of like a car crash right you know you’re not supposed to look at it but you can’t help it your eyes or just they gravitate towards it dude you have to

Watch so here we are checking out the last month of the cursed Minecraft sub also you’d finally got a quality content hat to wear on my head it’s not out yet but just teasing it a bit I think it turned out pretty well it’s the clothing

Line I’ve mentioned it a bunch in the past but I guess not for the last few weeks or so so hopefully it’ll be out soon oh you know no shameless self promo quite yet alright number 19 guys a new minecraft bedrock feature oh just another bedrock feature we don’t get

Over on Java huh like being able to set your spawn point during the daytime by clicking on a bed without having to sleep yeah okay 1.15 can’t come soon enough yeah okay so when you have here oh the village after defeating a raid if villagers they just bow to you they just

Outside of the walls of the house they just bow through the wall their house is like thank you by the way everything costs only one emerald because we love you and they lower the prices on bedrock too obviously so you get permanent Hubert here or the village doesn’t go away

Anymore because you just love you so much more being able to sleep during the freakin daytime all that stuff unbelievable dude also what kind of door is that okay is the door bugged or did you replace the door to the house with like weird double trap doors that are on

Opposite sides and I don’t like it why would you do that what the heck it’s bizarre I don’t understand okay anyway yeah whatever my envy of bedrock players is showing with some of the freaking features I know we got a lot of cool stuff on Java though so it’s chill

Cursed fence I don’t think this is cursed honestly I mean you already have to use a pickaxe to destroy nether fences right so why not have an overworld thing that you have to destroy with a pickaxe okay it’s not fair that walls only get to experience pickaxes

And fences only get to experience axes and are made by wooden stuff we need to have some switcheroos here in there some walls that are wooden what if you want a wood an aesthetic wall what if you wanted a stone or cobblestone as defense God can you imagine how easy it

Would be to make fences and you just like do six cobblestone and then now I guess it wouldn’t work how to make the wall but dude you could you could have the ability to make cobblestone rods out of two cobblestone stacked on top of each other like you can and modded stuff

And then you could make cobblestone fences and be so easy to get fences I’d be all about the cobble stone fences but then you could still do what if you wanted to I think this is a good idea personally 1.16 the building update 2.0 or something like that therapist floating scaffolding doesn’t exist

Can’t hurt you floating scaffolding oh that’s illegal dude can you imagine the disappointment right that is exactly why scaffolding exists you just built your project up to 256 and you’re like oh it’s done all that’s left is to get rid of the ugly scaffolding that’s around the entire thing and it’ll look

Absolutely beautiful so you go all the way down you descend it takes ages and ages you grow a beard while you’re descending because you’re coming down from such a monumental height and then you break that bottom piece you’re like all the domino effect is so beautiful

And once it’s done I will see a completely clear beautiful structure wait what’s that uh paneer there’s still a little what’s what is that just a lighting artefact something just not unloading properly you move around you f3 plus a you reload the chunks it’s still there it won’t go away

What is this you think to yourself it couldn’t be scaffolding that’s exactly why scaffolding exists so that this doesn’t happen and then you have to build all the way up back to 256 only to find it is floating scaffolding you go to destroy it though and it won’t

Destroy only to find all you had to do is reload your save and it would have fixed itself but here we are and you just wasted a lot of your time sorry about that dark oak recipe would be kind of cool you know if you could just combine

Saplings with a different guy and then it would make the appropriate fruit tree like you combine a sapling with orange dawn you get an orange tree you combine a sapling with red die and you get a strawberry tree cuz strawberries grow on trees you combine sapling with purple

Die and you get a grape tree because that’s also how they work so I think that’d be brilliant personally I mean everybody knows that there’s the only one bass seed out there in the entire world and all the farms out there that are growing different fruits and

Stuff they just took some paints and they painted it on the sapling and it was like oh I’m supposed to be an orange tree now I get a yellow diet lemon tree so it’d be kind of true to how things work in the world hats it honestly

Doesn’t look half bad the other is a big [Laughter] it’s a big pet depending upon how actually sizable it is nah the dude okay there’s only like one variety of bat in the game all right why do you get a bunch of different kinds of horses bunch

Of different kinds of cats okay but only one kind of bat I don’t see many bats playing Minecraft and watching Minecraft YouTube videos and quite frankly I think that’s because they feel interact in accurately represented in the game and if you could have like the equivalent of a hairless cat

But in bat form albino hairless bat I think they would feel much more welcomed into the Minecraft community which is thus far been very exclusive of bats so we need to fix this Mojang yet on it it doesn’t look half bad unless you kind of are creeped out by

Hairless varieties of animals in which case just you know what be more accepting when pigs fly wait is this like back-to-back don’t tell me it’s a repost no it’s just bees as pigs all right yeah we just have to make it a bat but kind of pig like or

Just make the bee into a pig still need to get some beepers up in here we’ve been you know still I’ve been able to play minecraft with beepers I know they exist I know someone’s done it I just can’t find where to download it I want

Beepers okay but peas peas work too or bigs again either way I guess it works if you punch them do they go red-eyed oh that would be kind of scary dude frickin angry angry bigs or angry Peas I don’t want to be chased by angry Peas

Look at that pee flying over there dude could mean a couple of things help I feel like I feel like it would be much better if this is actually displayed on your player you actually just had pants but it was a block of wood and then the

Block of stone was on your head and then you had you know some beef is your shoes I don’t know man sometimes you look at a nice big steak and if you think about it at least for a very temporary period of time like dude if you if you had to walk

Across hot coals and all you had was your bare feet or you just happen to have a couple of steaks next to you okay and some rope you could take that steak cook it it would you would get a little bit more cohesive right it wouldn’t just disintegrate and then you could walk

Across the hot coals with your steak shoes it might not last for a very long time but it might be enough to get you across the hot coals next time you go order a steak at a steak house just look at it for a little bit be like ya know I

Guess that could substitute for a sandal in a in a very very big predicament situation where I just need something on the bottom of my feet meat feet that’s what it’s called curse to underscore torches how did how do they even do that actually if that’s not photoshopped I’m

I’m not entirely sure how that was accomplished I think the levers are together to say they mirrored it ya know and they do they’re straight-up even like some double planing going on like the torches are actually legitimately inside each Eva it’s a brilliant Photoshop job and

They even went so far as to like simulate the double plating or somehow they have managed to make the torches occupy the same place as well as the levers and I don’t know how they deep ugh stick setblock and debug sick ok whatever dude ruin the magic see this is

Why you don’t tell the magician to reveal their secrets because then it ruins is they are just debug stick ok whatever did cursed iron repost dad wise you know here it’s not necessarily cursed iron it’s just cursed stack why did they decide that a stack was gonna

Be 64 I can’t recall there’s got to be an excellent somewhere right obviously like bytes 8 16 32 64 so maybe it has something to do with that that’s my best guess without just looking it up 65 doesn’t seem like a very nice number for a stack but a

Hundred would be cool but then you have to add the extra digit there 99 maybe but then it’s 99 is also not great on its own you want it to be a hundred instead so I guess 64 it kind of it kind of works why not 60 because 60 is divisible

By like lots of numbers right that’s why an hour being 60 minutes a minute being 60 seconds it’s actually not that bad even though it’s not base ten it is divisible by a lot of different like numbers so it’s it’s a good number so I just 64 as always kind of confused me

But it’s it’s chill I mean I remember back in the old days of notenoughitems when you just give yourself like a what was it was it a 99 stack it just would never know was a 111 right I think it was a 111 sack and it would just not

Actually go down a number there’s good times curse portal 10 out votes for tutorial on how to do it in Java without doing glitches wait really hold on are we adopting the old old-school YouTube thing of like if this video gets to 100,000 likes I’ll be sure to release

The next bonus video but I’m gonna withhold that content for you guys if this doesn’t get to a hundred thousand likes so I’m gonna hold you ransom okay better like my forking video otherwise you’ll get content I’m gonna punish you you don’t take action right now on this

Video okay okay yeah a hundred thousand likes and I’ll release the freaking tutorial I didn’t know read it was adopting the strategy okay God tan uploads so what’s the tutorial that’s pretty cool I actually do want to know how to do it you can do this without but

I would consider this a bug oh there’s a link to it on YouTube or you used to set block and Gateway and no it’s called an end gateway that’s a fancy name that well well we’ll check this out at a later date perhaps as truly cursed

Portal but also um you said ten out votes I feel like it should have been one up vote for every block which means you should have removed the coroner’s you even found this on my survival world I have to burn the whole village down now I guess sometimes world generation

Will like place a seed even though it’s not actually that you can’t place the seed just by right-clicking but the world Jen can place the seed by just generating the seed there when the chunk forms I bet you if you put a block down where your crosshair is pointed on that

Sand then it would probably destroy the seed next to it because the block update would be like whoa why did I do that it’s not okay you can’t oh my bad I broke my own rules sorry about that oh boy I should fix that before anybody else sees it

Oh wait the entirety of reddit side oh shoot that’s a problem not just crying dude unacceptable behavior right here bro it’s like you know you know floating sand you can have floating gravel you can occasionally have in floating other stuff that shouldn’t be floating but

Then you put a block next to it it’s like oh that can’t be the case curse stairs part two what what I think my glass doors are actually kind of cool but how did do you out of the out of the glass stairs go on top of that there

Like that let’s single block right there is like it’s what yeah it’s like 40 percent water 40 percent lava and like 20 percent glass I know I didn’t break those percentages down correctly but I was kind of estimating because they don’t like eighths whatever 3/8 water

3/8 lava and like 1/4 glandt what how does it even work how do you even do that that’s got to be a mod 8 that’s got to be that’s got to be a math some weirdness going on I that’s that’s not okay you’re like stairs that stack on top of each Oh God

You have to like make a block for every possible combination of like two different stair vlachs being occupying the same I don’t even know how that would work anymore chisels and bits or something like that and then of course just error not found small chest I like

It that should be something that you can wear as a backpack and you can store like a row of items in it it would be great is that actually a player head that can’t be a player head now a player head would be bigger unless as a player

Head that also just is missing some of the layers on it what’s wrong with this though is it doesn’t have the villager chest texture you should have the villager chest texture plus miniature and then it would be like you have you have big big boy villager chest and then you have baby

Villager chest and if you put carrots inside of two chests that are next to each other boom out pops small baby village root chest yeah minecraft in roblox is cures is that actually minecraft in roblox like I did oh yeah I don’t know if is this one exactly but I

Did a roblox video with flamingo slash Albert’s whatever you prefer to call him pretty pretty popular roblox channel did it over on the Jorden games channel and we did we did go into minecraft we did go into minecraft and it was couldn’t do as many things in roblox minecraft as

Actual minecraft but it was minecraft so credit where credit’s due it was minecraft I mean it just it looks like they changed up the textures just a little bit or probably just used an existing minecraft texture pack they’re like we’ll be okay if we just use the

Textures from a random artist out there on the internet rather than the ones that microsoft owns don’t do that by the way yep well maybe they got permission it’s possible could be they could be making Bank and the artist is getting a rev-share off of it

I want I want to hope for that and the artists League that was the best decision I ever made was putting my minecraft texture pack in roblox whoo yes by the way I know I was making roblox videos over on the Jorden games channel but then minecraft like took

Back off again I was like focusing more on minecraft I need to do it again I’m sorry for neglecting that but I know it still I know it exists I just anyway it’s not out of my head I know it’s there and some people want it and I will try not

To let you down eventually Jordan games channel for more roblox at some point 1.15 update I like it I like it a lot this is some realistic short right here I think it would be better not as crafting though but it is an actual multi block structure I’ll then be so

Cool right like instead of the four Pistons you know six Pistons you have like one on each side of the the cube right and then you’d be able that you could have something I was totally a modded contraption that you’d make right it’d be like the condenser in Soria

Which is viewable only CaptainSparklez two channels you want to catch that a lot of episodes it’s very intensive series but if you like we have a condenser it doesn’t look like this but you just freakin you throw up your multi block structure you throw the the coal

In the middle and then you put lava in or something in order to power it’s very hot high pressure and it’s just like how man-made diamonds are made and then instead of a blue diamond you get a yellow diamond it does literally everything that the blue diamond does

Except that your tools will look yellow instead and some people will be very elitist so they’re like ah you put those freaking yellow diamond pickaxe instead of the blue one the natural blue one they’ll be like well I mean it literally still performs just as well as like it

Does everything your blue diamond pickaxe says yeah but it’s not natural okay I’m really okay elitist geez yellow diamond so let’s make it happen cursed be oh wow I thought we were gonna see a beeper or something but you know what I’ll I’ll do a a wheeler or a

Biller a B they’re like how every single one that is the the mash of two mobs together the top comment is always the hybrid word without fail every single time yeah I feel like be either be there’s probably better but I kind of like bitter too Ouiser witty witty uh alright it’s fine

I thing instead of wither skulls it just shoot stingers out of itself but it doesn’t actually had to be monetizing when it shoots it stingers it’s involved it was it like wasps can sting and then keep flying away it’s only honeybees that sacrifice themselves by stinging dude it’s gnarly have you ever actually

Seen what happens when the bee lands its stinger it like Yanks everything out of the be like the bee hits the stinger hooks and then the bee flies away but the stinger just like pulls everything out of the bee it’s gnarly dude oh my god it’s crits like that everything inside

The bee is just like left with the stinger and then yeah you can see why the bees can’t survive the sting it’s nuts you can look up a slow-mo of it on YouTube I’m sure that’s where I saw it alright that’s that’s I don’t think we

Can include that one we’re gonna move to the top why I can’t tell is this like chisels and bits is this a no because that’s a that’s 16 pixels and I could it could be a higher resolution texture pack or is it just like if you line your

Crosshair up at the middle of the intersection of them then you could like mine all four at the same time they’d be kind of cool I wouldn’t mind that oh my god that would actually be great like you could you could instantly dig a 2 by

2 straight down I mean why wouldn’t you want to do that right you just hold your mouse in the same spot you just keep digging straight down instead of a one by one your do you know 2 by 2 it would be really convenient for clearing out

More blocks at once you’d be four times as fast and also four times as likely to fall into lava by digging straight down so what could possibly go wrong high-risk high-reward lots more blocks cleared I think this is also a good idea for those of us who want to live life on

The edge I will have you know that I inelastic zoria episode over and CaptainSparklez 2 and twitch.tv slash CaptainSparklez I dug straight down from like y equals 130 all the way I lived life on the edge I really did I had a water bucket in my off hand but I live

Life on the edge and it was successful was nerve-wracking but but it was successful so I’m kind of a big deal anyway that’s it for the last month of cursed minecraft I hope that you have enjoyed like if you liked all that good stuff subscribe to the channel if you’re

Not already check out the playlist if you want to catch more cursed minecraft and that’s it I’ll see you next time