Minecraft But It’s Dungeons & Dragons!!!

Foreign thank you Foreign Everybody welcome how is everybody doing buenos dias we’re gonna be playing zombie in a little bit but it’s a Minecraft DND it’s gonna be fantastic you’re gonna see what’s up listen we are gonna be jumping in a journey right now with a bunch of amazing people and we’re

Gonna do so much adventuring it’s gonna be so cool there’s everybody hello let me lower the music because it’s so intense hi welcome to the stream high fives to everybody all my friends out there listen this is me high five in the screen hold on and you know what I got coffee

We’re going to be very caffeinated today oh my God that’s the most amazing name I’ve ever seen in my whole entire life thank you for being a member on the channel remember if you like the stream today that is one a plus one in agility a plus

Three in stealth a plus five in dexterity a plus 18 in strength for me in this Quest so please like it right now this is gonna be the best day of my life okay just you guys know I haven’t seen anything in this map not a thing just just two buildings at the

Little spawn area okay I have no idea what’s gonna happen this is gonna be all completely fresh and improvised you and me we’re gonna see things for the very first time okay it’s gonna be approximately a two-hour request so it’s gonna be action-packed from start to

Finish and this song does not make sense that one does that one does Lily thank you lilies my friend Lily became a member on the channel right now that’s the best you are the best listen and a big high five to e for making the most amazing thumbnail I could have ever

Made in the history of Life the art is fantastic Chef kiss the juice cult is representing in the lore today because technically in lore in Canon that uh painting was made right in the little in the little field in the little medals behind where we’re at right now exactly that’s it confirmed

Lauren Cannon even before we started this thing that’s what’s happening oh hold on I see something 49 Interstellar my God medicine oh my God thank you so much oh that’s a that’s a lot of money that thank you you’re amazing but guess what we got some amazing people on here today

Too in the cast today we have Owen high five Owen we have apple Cara Olive and guess what me and guess who else a bunch of other people that I’m not gonna say who it is but we’re gonna be meeting random people on our Quest today some are legends some are downright

Godly people and they’re gonna be amazing we’re gonna say hi to all of them on the way scream when you see them okay scream we’ll see you’ll see who’s there you’ll just win but before we start I have something very very special that I’m gonna play there’s something very cool

And you’re gonna see it right I’m gonna show you a nice little video uh an introduction and you might recognize one of the voices there you know before I play it though I want to see are you guys ready can I get uh yay right now in the chat right now this instant

Spam yay right now if you’re ready for the intro video and I’m gonna play it right now yes a One-Shot campaign and it’s so good it’s gonna be so good okay here it comes here are the gays oh here they come here comes the gates okay okay people are ready okay

Okay all right you’re ready I understand now okay oh yeah there it is oh thank you for one dollar what I even see who did that uh Onyx thank you okay there it is the gays are here okay all right all right I’m gonna show you all right I’m

Gonna show you and then the second it’s over we’re gonna start here it is are you ready here comes one two three welcome to Pal Creations first ever One-Shot campaign I Choose Your Own Adventure story with a Dungeons and Dragons team twist add key points through this stream text will appear on

The screen that looks like this if you head to the pal Creations Twitter account when this happens you’ll find a poll you can vote on as a community to influence the decisions your streamers will make today now strap yourselves in everyone because if you’ve come for daring Heroes acts of

Bravery and Feats of magnificence then you’ve probably come to the wrong place because you see our story takes place as any good story does with a group of rookie adventurers enjoying a drink at the Local Tavern foreign Thank you hello what do you think of that intro right there one of the most hyped up introductions I have ever seen in my entire existence I’m not muted you’re muted I totally know what I’m doing guess what I’m on my way to the tavern right now but I’m

Currently in a little church a little chapel this moment uh and it’s fine um we’re on our way yes uh I would like to let you know one thing right now though yes guess what dropped a hundred a hundred check Republic dollars thank you so much listen

I’m currently in a church right now seeking Refuge during the night so uh I think the tavern is right around uh that side over there but we’ll be there in a second before we do though what do you think of this amazing outfit right here what do you think of this isn’t this

Fantastic look at this thing yes oh so cool this is so lovely I look like I’m definitely a rogue yes Rogue sausage here at your service let me lower the music because my goodness it’s a little bit too powerful thank you and welcome uh oh magical

It’s gone now uh who knows who’s out here I saw a couple people walking around but I’m not sure if I where they’re at right now but welcome welcome welcome I am a lovely Rogue I have many skill sets that you have yet to see but

You know what I’ll save my skills for the start of the adventure all you need to know right now right that I am on my way to this beautiful town over here uh and uh we’ll find out why in a little bit okay but yeah Rogue Boy sausage

Musical mythical J uh and uh yes this outfit uh is Taylor Made For Me it it accentuates all of the muscles popping out of my body right now it’s fantastic look at this look I even have a nice little uh dump truck uh for um a rogue people say I’m too thick to

Be a rogue but you know what I don’t believe him I’m I’m thick enough all right let’s head down I think we’re gonna see if we find anybody along the path here welcome I am oh also I am the sneakiest boy you have ever seen all

Right the you want to see something you want to see how okay before we get down there I don’t know if I should show people my Powers yet but you guys watching I’m gonna show you a quick little glimpse of what I’m capable of okay are you guys ready watch this ready

Five four three two don’t tell anybody I have this power though okay goodbye yeah yeah Okay shh don’t you tell people have this power unless I say it’s okay to tell people but I am one of the greatest Guild members of my guild that you have ever seen with this kind of

Power see you can’t even see me right you can’t even see me I learned this from my daddy my grand Papa generations of people uh taught me how to do this it’s a fantastic skill and I am going to use it to my advantage but don’t tell

Anybody I have this power yet okay keep it between you and me I don’t know how long sometimes it lasts longer than that other times but oh I fell in the water I am moist let’s see if we can head down and find our uh our Tavern I I just

Heard it’s a really cool place and I’m actually celebrating today uh and I’ll tell you why I’m celebrating in a minute but oh baby it’s a beautiful town look at this huh I think this might be the tavern all right let’s sit down I’m gonna do a

Little parkour before I get down there we ah here we go hmm I wonder if there’s anybody here let’s go check it out all right I got one flavored beer for you thank you and I got any juice I got beer on the floor oh I think I’m allowed to

Drink alcohol goodness there’s a lot of strangers in here I don’t I don’t hi welcome me please welcome me with hugs oh thank you nice to meet you okay welcome nice to meet you I don’t know if I like that thank you but you know it’s fine it’s fine high

Five everything’s it’s fine I need a drink what would you like we got we got flavored beer we got flavored water and we got flavored meat oh I need meat right now all right oh that stuff are you fine with it being flavored with beer um yeah isn’t that meat anyways

I just realized you did not pay hold on sir thank you so much I love this place how much how much how much uh this is flavored beer meat so I guess how much it’s like how much is it constant leader let’s do two dollars oh perfect thank you wait assistant are

You a demon what it’s raining I feel like this is bringing down the property value but we gotta talk about the pig that just busted my windows are you a magician I am amazing that beer was flavored with something else that was not holy water uh for

Legal reasons it is flavored with only the prime of ingredients there’s something wrong for illegal purposes I can’t say going on at you what the pig just busted up another window oh do you own the big money you know what this is my this is this could be my land

Owner oh god oh no sir please break it oh we got some music please I’ll pay my rent I promise sir please I promise oh I’m a good technology he’s breaking inside no listen to me pig you can have uh here have some TNT oh I keep breaking this place up I’m

Gonna leave I love chaos I feel that my my bars is getting ruined by strangers Oh What A Lovely song Oh this is fun I like it here you know what I like it here too I was on my way here from somewhere else girl I didn’t expect all these people to be here oh what’s in your hand there nothing oh this nothing oh okay I found this

Outside you never know we might need it alone well that’s fantastic okay I got shot by something oh God I don’t know those speakers are pretty intense oh you snapped me pig get out of here I’m gonna make some bacon out of this guy

I feel like we got I feel like we got started what is this speak juice oh ill thank you I can do that just fine I can speak oh maybe for the pig oh you just made mud how did I just waste the juice you wasted the juice I think I I uh

You have another TNT it’s a good thing oh we have to okay oh oh okay oh hello who’s that hello why did you waste my potion do you know how hard it is to make speaking positions that was something in that juice that was way more stronger than the beer

Items usually talk is this normal no no I’m from around these parts I can tell you that it’s piggy I don’t know why he’s talking this is my first talking pig actually this is pretty cool okay listen you guys you guys need to help me you guys need to help me okay

I’m not actually oh this is this is really nice losing focus I’m losing focus you have not actually pay you’re not actually you look like a pig like a pig eats Carrots like a pig you haven’t eaten cats like a pig I’m not a pig I’m not a pig

I’ve escaped from an evil evil dungeon okay and I I used to I used to be a I used to be a grand grand cool scientist man and I I worked on so much stuff but then but then I made a machine right that turned things into other things and then

I I turned I turned into a pig because it’s really silly of you to do no well I didn’t do it though that’s the thing my my Apprentice my Apprentice hated me and it wanted wanted to see me be a pig for some reason I don’t understand it

I kind of understand his perspective you know he’s probably hungry what do you mean I paid him in like potatoes oh so it was an unpaid internship is that what it was it wasn’t even unpaid I paid it wait do you know how many experience you can make with potatoes oh

Okay listen listen everybody listen everybody listen everybody I need your help it took me like a week to get here I’ve been I’ve been stealing potion ingredients from random witch’s houses and hey you know how hard you you were my ingredients you know how hard it is to make potions with pig hubs

I should have you said my mouth sensitive yeah the Hooves aren’t yeah the mouth’s probably a bit more you want me to show you how to use your mouth so this pig situation for free Pig we’re not doing this for potatoes Pig you need to pay us okay I won’t I won’t

I won’t look I have here I this is what I could steal from from my my science layer but I have more I have more at the observatory I have lots more like 100 100 million times I promise you I got lots and lots of money but I just I need

I need Brave adventurers to help me get to the area because oh you won’t find any of those around here mate there’s not much happens yeah no look you you have like a you have like a jacket that means you’re brave I’m just a lumberjack but I mean he’s

Got a point yeah okay well I’m just a pig but obviously I’m not just a pig is your Apprentice made of wood well he’s made out of flat you can CL you can cut through that right I’ve never tried that before no well it’s simple you see you just

Take you take a you take the ax and then here try it on this person you have an ax sure all right here we go watch out for the blue okay all right there we go okay okay oh my God wait hold on I’m sorry it’s so great oh wow these are

The just the type of Adventures I need thank you and listen I have lots and lots of money I could turn this Village into a kingdom with my money okay I have a lot I just I need you guys yeah I’m interested I’m listening um what is your hourly rate

Oh uh well you know just for you if you can just provide me with some like mushrooms of the like dank variety I’d be so down oh I got you I have so many ingredients in my lab it’s fine uh what do you need what do

You want from me a validation from God Does pig validation work well pig is also a three-letter word so I suppose okay good you what do you need money Fame power I can give you all of it I can turn you into a god oh oh I’ll take that yes I think the godhood yeah and then and then um

No there’s only one his name is luthander oh yeah I’ll turn him into then whatever his name is Oh he’s gonna beat him up oh God here it comes again oh no why why are you hurting me you already rans checked my house please let me be I watch your musical link if I just take you leave me alone he says he wants your music did you finish

Your sentence by saying I don’t understand what did I ever do I’m just saying we need to go better not come back oh my God okay I’ll pay you in wonderful stories about science experiments listen one day one day I was working on on changing things into other things

Right and I found a chimpanzee in the wild and I threw him into my machine guess what he turned into a pig how’d you know look at all these mushrooms he did turn into a pig there’s something wrong with your machine it’s a piece I know I used to be a human

Okay emotion and there was this other it’s pretty weird there was this other science experiment I got the good stuff again we should all just have faith oh but there was this other science experiment there’s a guy coming out there watch out oh I got this don’t worry about it it’s

A big guy okay I don’t suppose that you could do the thing that you do when you pray to God could you oh which one the one where I I’m not her okay is there one that takes away hunger um not yet uh no mate you gotta buy food

For that and there is also oh it’s okay I got characters I don’t remember oink okay there was this there was this one time where my Apprentice oh yeah he turned me into guys remember watch out for my Apprentice when we get to my location

Yeah what’s the name man we need a name here maybe I’ve heard my face oh sorry I try to roast the chicken did you did you kill it oh maybe I should have went to an adventurous guilt this is yeah I was just fine you guys will do I just

I need to get back to my body no no no no no no no no no no no no no no wait is that an orc S I mean a lot of strangers today hold where you are that’s a lot of puppies oh cute puppies oh yeah you like

I don’t like you like my dogs um yeah this is uh Stevie Harvey Charlie Carly party and farty um party’s my friend I like him wow hi farty do you know hey hey hey hey be careful because I I see what you bring with you

Um God a pig yeah I mean yeah it looks really delicious doesn’t he yeah no I don’t you know I love bacon I’m holding back so much for this I don’t mind me guys I’m just on fire and I’m going to kindly kindly very kindly this is

Different for me kindly ask for you to give me the pig why is it fair enough yeah I mean yeah do I have to ask why do you want the pig oh yeah that is undisclosed information not for you to know maybe for you to find out one second I’m hungry

And you cannot pass until you give me the pig oh I mean what if we just swim in the river oh yeah we can go around the river no because because I have Stevie Harvey Charlie Carly party and party ready ready to attack if anything remember other names

I thought they were dogs wait but why do they want yeah don’t ask so many questions hand over the pig oh come over here okay okay let’s see this to me wait let me ask her do we wanna do we wanna hey big pig do you recognize the you know

What this is do you know do you know hula Sanders kind of looks like no um I am a bodyguard oh for who or wait My Bodyguard sent by Kyle oh okay Kyle oh different person wait that makes this really awkward then huh it’s okay that means we can we can pass

Right guys look at the way it Moon walks I’ve never seen a pig do that before is this one I take the ax and I do that I’m a pretty dapper sorry are you hungry is that is that it or listen listen I can let you

Guys pass through if if we if we go out maybe maybe where are your dogs going it disappeared your dogs it looks like your dog’s left You know what this is easy you know I’ve dealt with Orcs in the past we got this [Applause] I’m having religious morals being religious is sort of my thing Um I can’t stop this it’s okay my God told me to burn down oh no here we go again hey guys oh that mushroom’s on fire I wonder what happened guys guys listen to me if they’re already sending if they’re already sending assassins out to get me that

Means that means clef knows that I’ve escaped yeah same difference she’s awful turns out dogs are a lot like I remember I remember when she was back at the laboratory I used to pay her potatoes as well and she made really awful jokes wait do you know this one do you know

This person yeah Pig you know them oh a pig hey is that your family is this a chimpanzee it’s your auntie this is your auntie here is he dead your family they just look like that’s nasty that’s a little weird moving on cannibal oh my God that’s cannibalism that’s right

It’s quite nice out here I know that we’re kind of in a bit of a situation of life and death but it’s quite follow me like really good trees I love all the flowers hold on it’s very nice don’t be distracted by the flowers guys they’re so pretty all right guys

Was it was that good there you go oh thank you you guys are wasting way too much time I gotta go I so I will try a bit harder next time I suppose now listen oh do you guys want to hear more amazing stories about myself and my inventions oh yes please

Don’t talk anyway okay I invented a machine that produced gold but it wasn’t actually gold and then I sold it to the townsfolk right as actual gold and then they paid me for it and I got so much money did that that was uh it ruined our economy wait what about the

Money that yeah wait if you’ve done this before you’re gonna do this again with us is this fake gold no no no I have real gold that’s how I got the real insight check don’t think don’t think too deeply about it it’s fine and then and then there was there was this one

Time right where I took my assistant and then I tied him to like a rope right and then I threw him I threw him off of off a bridge but it was like a a rope that was like bouncy because I wanted to test the elasticity of the rope and you know

He screamed a bit but then I realized that the Rope was really strong so it was fine hey guys this sounds great oh and then there was this one time right I think he’s evil okay we were just talking about your stories cool oh and there was this one time guys

Right where I left my assistant in the forest overnight uh-huh and wild bears appeared oh and they’re dead aren’t they oh I got eaten alive oh that’s a cool story oh no no no no no no my my invention was that what are you doing keep talking just in

Case I just want to see what story goes yeah no my invention was not I wanted to tame Bears so my assistant uh used the invention I made to tame bears and he became friends with the Bears what if it went wrong well you know there’s plenty of

Assistance around like hey you Barbarian you’d like to be my assistant wouldn’t you I wouldn’t mind if it sounds pretty good good pay good pay as well you should keep on sticking a chopping wood okay stop no no one oh sorry everyone I’m not allowed to yeah he’s my new Apprentice come on

Apprentice let’s go all right guys we’re gonna go fire my old apprentice and take back my house did someone say fire oh I also yeah I I heard that word too yeah no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no [Applause]

Oh we started a forest fire okay yeah oh God we started this room oh you’re gonna chopping trees but I can’t Chop It Down When it’s Burning uh no we’ll just let it go it’s fine it’ll it’ll stop oh actually uh okay okay the light bringer there was

This one time right where my Apprentice had his birthday like in the laboratory yeah but then his laboratory is supposed to be no because the laboratory is supposed to be a secret I didn’t let any of his friends so so he spent his birthday alone no you

Spent it with me it was so fun which was so good it’s nice project yeah maybe this one talks too yeah give it up give it one of those as well no distractions they’re just animals I’m vegetarian me too here have some carrots oh thank you oh it’s there’s a turkey now

Wait kill it novels can eat pigs owls can eat pigs kill it eating you a tool s it brings you to this neck of the woods this is my God following this talking pig I don’t really know what he wants but you know I was bored today I was

Offered a lot of money and power as well I’m on my lunch been turned into a pig wait you know oh I know a lot of things I do I do I see a lot of this Forest I do did you see the forest fire oh yeah we just

Burned it down yeah there’s a fire over there hopefully it’s not your home you’ll get to that later that’s okay well are you the one that keeps hooting at the laboratory when I can’t sleep no comment oh my God who are you who who hello bloodline we are all named apollius

That’s a good name my name’s earn said in one syllable my name is um chop down trees look at me go see and recently yeah very good thank you okay thank you this one’s a Mormon me I’m a witch who specializes in melodink Botanical herbs and medicinals thank you

I will indulge later yes but I can tell you what’s this way this way is the the lake of death [Applause] and this way here is the cave of friends maybe it’s the cave of death at the lake of France I honestly I can’t remember there’s a lot going on

You could go this way or you could go this way left or right huh decision time what should we do I don’t know time I want some tiny birds I hear them in the trees figure out which which way should we go wow do you hear the voices better Thank you what do we think you want to judge the correct amount oh what do you think I don’t think we should judge we are literally hey Pig yeah okay that’s not necessarily what are the birds telling you if the bird is saying the cave of friendship is friendly I kind of prefer

That especially because I’m paying you guys to keep me alive yeah that’s true enough I suppose decisions yeah I I don’t know if pigs can really swim well um I feel like maybe maybe we should go to the cave of friendship it sounds like a safer one but I kind of like Adventure

The other one sounds more fun yes but I’ll die we’ll pick you up we should please put a journey we have exactly three minutes okay that’s a good time if they don’t pick if they don’t pick the kids I don’t know if I can do that they’re not made of wood

What no no well you see it look this one is brown fur that’s wood that’s true that is what this one’s an owl I think I’m telling you owl what is it what is it do we know that this owl actually exists or are we just imagining it oh maybe the

Mushrooms you gave us yeah no I see them I see the owl oh yeah I really feel like guys I really feel like we should strengthen our on the Friendship before we get guys why is it gone oh I thought I said I say oh maybe you did maybe you didn’t

That’s the need to know that was scary I don’t want to die I don’t want to die I Don’t Wanna Die hold on I fix it Lumberjack please do not chop down my Forest it is I wasn’t planning to I only chopped down trees that the council says I can here

From your land sorry oh please do not do that hey guys you guys you guys want to see how loud I can yell yeah yeah you know we gotta Focus guys listen listen I can if we’re in a fight and anyone needs to and we need to Defuse The Situation oh

And then I can do this oh thank you that’s good if I wasn’t on fire oh nice thank you yes I appreciate it you’re welcome I could just do this I feel like you guys aren’t understanding the severity of this situation we should really not go to the lake of death

I don’t know I don’t know what I was misremembering and the lake of death is actually the lake of friendship I think I don’t know why this I don’t it’s been a long time in this Forest I’ve been here what was that you just cried exactly so he didn’t listen to

That oh hey guys I think the birds have made up their minds oh what do they tell us where are we going oh they are still they are talking to me what are the birdies what are they saying oh do you know what they said or or do we have to

Ask them well I can ask I can go and ask yeah yeah let us know yeah when I think about it this is the hazard with this let’s see if they have spoken to me what did they say they said that you should go to the lake of death oh my God

It could also be the love of friendship we don’t know it might be the lake of friendship I don’t really remember but you know goodbye another reality here is he okay I don’t know what’s happening I’m stuck in the air help nope sorry I um sorry I went really high up and I

Never want the tree to be the tree of death get down I’m on my way sorry I get into a lot of trouble it’s my fault all right I guess we’ll go to the lake of death slash friends I’m alive okay here we go well have fun

Don’t die don’t go wrong at all that was scary I would just like to let you all know if I drown you are not getting paid that’s true goodbye I guess that is true does anyone have any shoes uh I don’t have any shoes actually I have I

Have this does that work oh you can ride him now no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no come here come here kill you oh guys there’s bad guys here there’s a lot of um it turns out that the this might be the Laker

Death that they were talking about that’s what it looks like I mean they’re kind of friend shape you know we’re okay as long as we don’t touch the water we’re fine herbs sure what happens if we touch the water hey wait don’t even see that ice magic again

Oh yeah sure let me try um I can’t make more ice I’m so sorry um oh it’s okay oh watch out there’s a bunch of trading boys here oh we got this look easy easy we got this oh wow that’s a lot of oh there’s a lot

Of not in my face no not in the face anything but the face oh there’s so many dead fish in this Lake yeah I think it’s called the Lakers yes uh this is fun look at this ah the birds told us to come here oh God it’s all the bird’s fault

Oh my God we’re fine who threw bubbles in my face no that was good it got rid of the evil stuff oh I love it I love it thank you they were holy bubbles you’re welcome oh thank you bubbles I’m paying you to protect me go first oh God you’re right

I love Bubbles oh God oh God oh God oh God oh this is going well we’re almost there maybe we should have not come come here guys no no this is boring giveaway I think I should bless these Waters yeah let’s say hold it away

To me to we as well me and my God oh Jesus oh you just run if we just run real fast yeah levitation levitate us okay I would love to fly um it’s gonna be rough uh good luck look at this oh God oh God yeah oh hit us again

Hit us again with the power just in case don’t fall don’t fall maybe fall into the water instead guys no this poisonous water don’t fall into the water yeah oh that’s true that’s true wow oh yeah the human is on the way oh I swallowed some of it hopefully I

Don’t grab some weird leg where did our healer go no I’ll try to make a bridge oh it hurts oh it hurts I’ll just swim it’s fine uh you’re almost there wait where are you well I don’t know where are you wait where did she go accidentally turn around

Did I am I going the wrong way um oh no don’t die don’t die no no no no no oh no we lost the party honey don’t worry I’ll revive I’ll revive her it’s fine that’s my God to bring her back to life okay excuse me I’m alive no no no

I’m at a heart and a half then stop going near the lake of death I’d say yeah yeah probably a good idea yeah well maybe we should have went to the cave of friendship I’d say some of this one that’s not her fault that was the birds talking it’s not our fault

Right now I’m gonna go try and find the Healer very very micro well oh there you are I’m over here you’re almost here come on down here yeah I’m gonna swim look at all these videos oh no I just ate the fish oh I don’t know I

Ate the fish oh no I made a mistake okay surely bubbles there’s there’s tridents coming for you you probably just gotta swim at this point yeah yeah run I’m gonna run again run and swim you got this you got this maybe heal yourself in the water oh God oh maybe oh my God

Oh God oh God no no [Laughter] they got three lives okay hold on hold on I think I can bring her back um I’ve been dabbling a little bit pray to my god oh yeah yeah I pray to the god of whoever that was okay here we go live um come back

Oh hey you brought me back oh my god wow yeah you deserve some of this is a really powerful all right guys I think we’ve got to be more careful in the future baby I’ll be a little bit more careful yeah here have some care there must be some scientific reasons

I love you he doesn’t love anybody my life to him nobody loves you that’s just a oh wow Pig well okay wait the voices in my head tell me they love me oh that’s cool you’re really not very good at hitting chickens with that now my fire listen okay everybody we’re

Really close to the laboratory now oh be careful there’s a lot of skeletons bad guys in there laboratory there’s lots and lots of bad people there life is not somebody to be messed with all right okay and the lab so wait what are we gonna do we get that is a dangerous man

You kill him okay no whoa well oh I don’t know I’ve had some good moments with me we’re not killing anybody we’re gonna we’re gonna we’re gonna tell cleft because give me back my my thing and then he’ll be my Apprentice again all right sounds like a plan we’ll be fine okay

Oh yeah that all sounds great I’ll heal you guys for sure just don’t put me in a link and I’ll be fine it should be right about here oh yeah I saw it when the owl was talking to us there we go one more water

No more oh look at this that’s a really nice smoothie is that your laboratory it is my laboratory many wonderful Creations I’ve I’ve I’ve been researching oh why there’s so many stairs don’t you have an elevator yeah no it’s not supposed to be easily accessible you are yeah maybe it’s not

Supposed to be easily success So much for accessibility oh oh they’re dead I think he I think the lightning bolt incinerated it oh yeah I I I like my media well done’s okay I guess I just realized we never got most of each other’s names oh yeah oh yeah my name’s own um yeah

What are you whoa I’m Cara the witch Cara you mythical J sausage here I am a rose oh it’s a fancy name oh of the of the legendary sausage family oh yeah legendary I’m a third generation robe yes I’m Olive okay I just needed to know the name so I

Can put them on the gravestones because we are not going to survive this come on I can’t believe this you’ll bring me back to life We’re Not Gonna Die we’re gonna do this some of you guys only have two lives the light of God is with me

Yes we’re going to die the light not the rest with you I’m a parkour professional I got this so named after the food or is the food named after you Olive oh yes why are you asking me that and not sausage no ask all if it makes more sense uh I suppose

I can also send to you sausage yeah no yeah okay wait wait wait wait wait wait we gotta be careful what’s wrong um traps are you a white Pig wait should we go I don’t know another way is it like a back entrance or something you know people quite quiet

There’s some music in the distance this song again he touched my music disc where is he where’s my machine oh my god oh he turned my body balls into animals um I’m going invisible dog dog I can’t kill dogs why does it have to be a dog

At them listen to me this isn’t you don’t kill them don’t kill the polar bear I know this is Holy oh you holy oh you’re better than this Holio please all right all right everyone everyone attacking me guys oh ow sorry guys I have time stay back this whole library is going

Down Stephen no dog oh oops I don’t think we get paid guys [Applause] you have to be done lightning again that’s the first time being struck by lightning today because it wouldn’t happen more than once come here dogs I was trying to get the dog I’m sorry oh come here dog um yeah

Oh no trouble I am I’m in a hole I’m in trouble please don’t do this I’m getting angry now you guys are annoying me why are we fighting why are we fighting a bear yeah the bear is Julio he’s my best bodyguard please don’t kill him again just drop

Him he’s trapped he’s trapped no he’s not he’s not I’m trapping with my bow oh man why does it have to be dogs oh there’s another there can we just kill these animals please my code oh I really wish she wouldn’t have that code though I know it’s a dog oh God I

Will I will kill a bear though I think I healed the bear no it’s right here I think you did you know what man charged up wait it’s a bear where’s Julio I’m killing him we’re up in the sky Julio’s dead don’t do this don’t do this

No yeah Julio’s dead yeah right here holy hell please is Olive around can they hear me yeah I’m gonna come up here she’s kind of busy right now chased by a polar bear oh god let’s go upstairs I have a saddle can I ride him yeah right I don’t know you can write

Saddle’s not working we got him okay everybody watch out oh we did it I think he’s I think he’s in my office oh cool your office could I uh get something I don’t know what he did to my machine F wait because mine nine eight seven oh we’re counting down let’s go

Five four three two two one yeah Merry Christmas thanks guys to the best group for friends that Lumberjack can have um oh that was me I’m so sorry I I had some weird mushrooms today okay in person there’s someone in here there’s someone in there I think someone’s in here wait

Wait don’t go in don’t go in don’t go in just yet listen okay wait where are you you guys need to get my machine back because he put my machine somewhere I don’t know where he put it but he he’s gone it’s gone it’s supposed to be down

There okay and then if you look in the if you look in the barrels that’s your payment oh let’s go let’s go okay oh yes gold I found cobwebs yes oh thank you so much I guess there’s stuff down here there’s a lot of books I mean you know I I love reading

We can get paid now which you like these right I do like whips you can make special mushroom potions with them okay potions half now half later okay almost nine does anyone smoke in front go confront clef oh wait I want more money though we can make a door

No no there’s a door right here I love this song there’s the door where’s the door hey guys over here I hear him yeah knock knock it says hello hello I’m Lord and Savior hey what are you doing with my door oh my God hello who are who are you all I’m sorry

I’m sorry you you all need to leave right now uh this is this is a top secret laboratory this is my office um the pillow it’s my office yeah the pig said this I’m sorry threatened us yeah the money in power I’m sorry I’m sorry explain that to me one last time this pain the pig’s just winking clef oh give them that give them the potion oh yeah what’s wrong with your pig you all need to take control of this Pig right now and get it out of my officers

Extremely dangerous I can speak now translate translate go ahead drink this what is this I think that oh yeah I’m going to drink something yes that I don’t know where it came from I’m a scientist after all hey a pig do you want to say anything you would

Appreciate the power of these yeah yeah he’ll kill you right now that you’re telling me that pig really just said that yep he’s been like yeah he won’t shut up uh really excuse me hey please don’t touch us no no no I brought this thing I don’t

Want you please please no that’s fine I need you all to leave right now this is excuse me please please I have very very important documents and items here oh my God okay he’s banished that’s what one of our friends can do yeah we can do that too I

Want to see what I can uh Presto Banner show okay let’s get out of here uh excuse me one of your friends left their device here and I would like you to leave as soon as possible preferably down this Chute um I want my machine back whoa whoa why is your pig

Give me back my machine he’s calling you servant um servant which give me my machine I did not mean to do that what uh yes it is give it clap oh is that it uh Hey Pig do you have any of those special potions that you could maybe use

So you can understand you and everything oh but I got a sword that I can kill him with yeah Pig oinking so much can you please take control of your animal um he’s threatening you uh with a sword I don’t know I am clef call him clef he

Knows that he knows left clef uh the pig says that he used to be a boss and that he you got you got mad at him and you turned him into a pig and now he wants to be turned back potatoes how did you know clef how do you who

Told you that yeah stop being that no that can’t no it can’t be yeah we don’t really care otherwise um yeah it’s just this guy we just need the machine and the pig told you to make me drink this uh no that’s on the lake of death actually that’s nice

I will not be drinking nuts okay guys oh you got honey where’d you get honey from um I stole it from that tiefling at the start oh oh I’m sorry I mean I’m borrowing it yeah anyway if you could just show us where we killed the

Rest of your guys so if you could just say are you clef are you clef step into my office okay oh I was about to do a sacrifice okay oh yeah yeah maybe next time man I was almost there are you a religious man absolutely not oh boy guys we’re in for

It now Pig tell your pig to stop going inside my face uh salad nor or yeah Nathaniel yes uh yeah pink apparently doesn’t want you going through his things is yeah anyway so clef um he tells us that you turned him into a pig and that this is his laboratory

And not yours and you’re the assistant and he page in potatoes is that right that all sound correct or look if this is really the pig that I think it is I don’t know how he found you all but I think he whoa what is going on here keep

Going keep going you can go ahead yeah this is good carry on yeah go ahead I’m performing a ritual all right all right I’ll be honest if the candles get the candles if it really is the pig that I think it is he was once uh once a pretty good

Scientist and yes I was I uh I was once his Apprentice or is this he was a bad assistant really bad he agrees look I had to do what I had to do okay you need to understand that there are some things that he just wouldn’t experiment on further and there were so

Many more scientific advancements we can make with the abundance of resources around us I mean I’m sure you’ve seen looking at above the tower the the lake of death as you once said that that bottle I could probably use that for some pretty serious science stuff but

You know it’s a little little uh topics do you wanted to experiment on humans uh he says you want to experiment of humans apparently did you uh did you turn all these guys into animals in the Wolves oh my uh experiments yes um yeah all right guys I thought we were

Killing dogs yeah well you guys were killing people and bears oh you knew oh you knew yeah oh about time I was yelling they’re animals they are killing people no they’re not animals that was Julio you remember Julio Julio oh yeah Julio oh yeah apparently he was

A bear now and he killed him yeah we killed him for sure yeah he’s gone now hmm Julia was kind of useless anyways no he wasn’t he made good song tacos look um why did you guys come here please we’re not kid not kill negotiating Pig sausage do it

I’ll do it what do it uh hey how about you thinking about well why don’t we do it right now we can put we could put you in the machine you could be a human you can maybe keep the laboratory why don’t you just take us

How do you all know about the machine oh hey that was a warning shot fix this pig first and then we might consider not killing you and give me three reasons why I should believe you first of all you brought this peak here without my content it’s a incredibly dangerous area especially

Because it’s the one Pig in this world that I do not want to be in here thank you very much I tend to experiment on pigs frequently oh so this guy was an experiment then a good thing too does he think he’s human is that the experiment no no no nice

Kind of uh but he’s a pig though okay everybody everybody let me just talk back up back up okay I can I can get I can get through to him okay just let me know look at me look at me clef oh my god look into my eyes what are you doing

Okay remember okay remember all the times we had kids a good time the times near the day like yeah and the cave of friendship the friendships we made with Julio and and the soft tacos he made for us and I don’t even know what this pig is saying yeah

I definitely know that this picture remember and remember the soft tacos we hate with Julio and the friendships we made you ate soft tacos with Julia on him you guys triple kissed after yeah it’s over everything that was going on here it belongs to me now no it doesn’t

All of this laboratory all the books I’ve written countless countless journals full of the experiments that I had run without you you stopped so many scientific advancements we could have been on top of the world because we don’t dominated this ain’t going too well Pig I’ll be honest

Yeah did you put that there oh yes I did that’s our seats standing in the middle of the circle yeah yeah and turn it back to human and then we’ll we’ll just get out of your hair probably a nice compromise look I’ll do it on one condition huh

You won’t need to promise me and promise me good please put that bow away first sorry just in case that you will never ever come back here nor may this pig Dr kuna ever come back oh you know his name afterwards I thought his name was Cliff uh yeah

That’s so cool I think the greens from everyone here yes say yes everybody ever yes yes I didn’t want to come here in the first place yeah I just want money incentive is always great follow me okay excuse me that was actually really simple usually he like it’s all means after you downstairs

Uh it’s okay okay um if you’re not gonna use those mushrooms can I have them back more money sure we got all the money hold on Are you all right we can see you holding that thing by the way ah sorry I just want to make sure I got everything good look there’s one thing hey hey I’m so sorry I I listen if you want to go down to the machine you all need to stop immediately

This is rambunctious of you wait where’s my machine rather devious by Machine whoa uh yeah he wants his machine he says where is it all right I’ll have to ask you all to stand right over here and not be around bunches wait wait wait all right this seems

Suspicious I don’t know if I like things behind us oh oh there’s a sponge magical sponge please stand right over here please please listen to me this one time all right I am a doctor after all you’re not you literally don’t have a PhD you’ve stole mine okay everybody kill him now

This machine is extremely extremely powerful oh okay you need to understand this oh there’s that only takes a lot of power but it also requires a lot of preparation I can’t have you all playing around it like buffoons my eyes I’m looking with my eyes a pig used you’re not allowed to press

Buttons you’re a pig I’m not a pig okay I would like for you to all to stand over there if we want to proceed I need to power it up and it’s very dangerous I’d rather you all not get hurt oh okay it’s fair enough this is a good spot right here

Here would leave you with your life you really thought that I would give up everything that I’ve been working on you’re such a good you’re Preposterous yeah it’s pretty nice enough I like that monologue I wonder if you all decided that it’s more valuable to step here

With a pig not knowing what you got yourselves into rather than your life oh oh okay um is for bringing you all here whoa good hit come here I got him it’s quite difficult to hit stand back all of you this is between me and doctor get away from me

Do you feel doctor I’ve done so much more in these past three weeks than you’ve ever done in your entire life I need to I’ve done three with phds you fools that’s more than I got I’m gonna need a heal um preposterously foolish like 10 seconds maybe 20 seconds 20 seconds oh

A weak device up thank you oh you fools you really thought you could plant bombs in my lab what is that getting in the way oh no you should probably leave oh I’m fine don’t worry about it oh my ears Guys he was just supposed to turn into like a farm animal I don’t know why he’s that yeah what what type of animals I don’t know but kill it destroy him already this is enough money oh no that’s a weird experiment something went wrong oh

Leave now and I will leave you with your lives okay yeah I’m ready oh okay nevermind we’re going here we could probably take him thank you it turns out how did he come back here are you learning games oh he’s gone oh perfect right now right up my little summoning Circle perfect oh

Oh perfect it helps perfect now I can go use a machine dead he’s gone hang on a second maybe slow your roll there buddy hold on hold on are you sure about this what kind of pig creature would you turn into no it turned into a human probably

I mean no no I think probably the power song power cell has enough to like power one more oh let me do it again I guess we should probably have a five minute conversation about it let’s have a conference let’s discuss it’s another decision-making moment let’s see what

Should we do okay you know I kind of want to see what myth turns into you know yeah I want to go oh no I really put that in there guys I really want to be a human again oh but it’ll be more fun if I do it no but I

Want to be a scientist again I don’t think he’s going to turn into a human I think he’s going to turn it you don’t need a human body to be I’ll be honest the scientist was in you the whole time yeah you don’t need to be here okay if

You were like a crow per se do you think you could still be a good witch yes that’d be amazing thank you machine an Abomination to God it should be destroyed that’s true I agree I should it should be destroyed should go she’d let me use the machine

Please I want to go back uh well we’ll let you we’ll let you know in a couple of minutes hey you’re not allowed to press that button let’s ask the guards right now God what should we do there’s only one God no there’s a bunch it’s

Like 15. no it’s multiple cards up there that’s listening to us what should we do oh I think we might know very very soon I can feel it I’ve removed the button I’ve taken the button away and I’m communing with nature will this bring me closer to God yeah

Yes okay look I’d made a mushroom around the candles oh perfect oh nice oh I like them guys I’ll pay you double if you let me in the machine oh double go ahead and we kill him we get more bacon oh that’s true imagine the Giants

Think about it though what if I turned into a human and you don’t make me into bacon and we kill him would you come back with your clothes I I hope I mean I have I have a sunflower to hide okay what so it should be fine right oh okay

Oh I mean okay I’m kind of regretting I don’t know uh huh well let’s have a look let’s talk to nature for sunflower what do you think yeah that’s the sunflowers very important I’m gonna go pray okay yeah you talking to you guys it’s me the

Sunflower I think you should let him in the machine is that guys the sunflower really thinks you should let him in the machine right now do you also eat garbage nature please answer our questions yeah oh whoa oh I forgot you were a little trickster whoa can you get up to that

Ledge uh Rogue I have Blind Faith I forgot which button to press because he fixed he’s next to the hold on I helped I’m also a scientist yeah the red one the red one like wait how do we get back at it how do I push it with you we’ll push

It together let’s go push it uh I don’t want anything are you ready Anymore oh let’s go to the ledge will we make it yeah almost there oh sorry guys I would hide if I were you um okay okay oh no not underwater I know oh no are we dead oh God not again hey guys I’m good oh I think they’re dead I think

They died oh we’re back hey you guys okay in there we reincarnated uh and we’re in another realm oh no we’re back in here guys Um oh we’re fine oh where’s the pig I guess you two only have one life and you’ve we’ve got two yeah I have infinite lives oh God is with him God is always there now he’s dead for sure okay well oh um technically I suppose law wise we survived yeah yeah

And I’m rich I’m a pig scientist ghost now yeah besides this ghost hi oh my God pork you’re welcome I’ll give you my inheritance I’m kind of hungry though uh no yeah me too give me money oh you got a thing in the end yeah I

Need something to take the edge off one sec oh guys the laboratory is absolutely gone oh yeah I’m glad I stole so many things from that I got this trident from over there I got this oh yeah look at that I got a serious note I got the music disc

Wait do you have a jukebox nope I’m still doing the accent oh please keep it that’s a very nice accent uh Duke there you go oh perfect oh God God just gave me a jukebox oh almighty God thank you so much thank you hey thanks everyone thanks for playing guys

Thank you so much this was very fun wait what am I gonna do with all this money oh yeah you have to keep it for the next campaign oh cool I’m storing it I’m rich now nice I wasn’t expecting there to be so much money there oh he’s gone I’m gone

You’ll never see me again off to another adventure all right I’m gonna debrief my chat but I’ll talk to you guys later um we’re dead I’ll see you guys later bye okay um how I’m invisible and I’m still dead I’m back hi that was amazing hold on I should actually kill myself so

I can get back to spawn because that’s a lovely place come with me we’re going to another life another realm here I go another sacrifice at the end of our journey and there we go hi Rebecca spawn let’s go let’s go back to the let’s go back to our way home

This is a little home I’m renting it’s an Airbnb this is my Airbnb I’m renting uh while I’m here uh in this realm traveling through the next place hi what do you guys think that was so cool that was so cool that was awesome I

Loved it I loved it what do you guys oh I put music on oh so fun hold on I put some good songs not that one perfect oh that was so fun what do you guys think the very first one shot campaign that was a good

Sacrifice at the end it’s okay I still kept all my goodies okay so it’s all good and then the next place that I go to I’m gonna totally uh spend all that money you know it was worth it I do this thing you know part of my guild uh you

Know I really didn’t tell you my my little lower back story part of my guild you know I just made it I just made it into this Guild it’s called the coolest Guild name in the history of Guild names I’m part of this Guild called the Brotherhood of Shadows I was just

Actually I just became part of that Guild I was just like I’m a nipple baby technically because my dad is part of the girl that my grandfather was part of the girl so it’s like a family lineage of being part of this girl so I just passed some tests and this was actually

Uh my first time out on my own trying to make some money and I did it it’s technically it’s a Thieves Guild so uh I did I did the best I could I stole a bunch of stuff technically right uh we stole a trident uh some sunflower I didn’t get much this

Money you know it’s cool you know that’s what we did so the Brotherhood of Shadows uh welcomes you I am their honorary uh I’m just like a trainee you know I’m just starting I’m just just starting out I had to do some trials to

Get to this point but I did it and it was fantastic you know I made it I passed tests uh many tests uh I actually I did so many things to become like part of this Brotherhood you know I actually uh there was a time that I actually ran

A whole civilization you know like a whole it’s called I don’t know if you guys ever heard of this place I don’t know uh uh it’s a place called uh myth Helm uh I took over this place you know it’s like a Nordic Village I took it over and I actually

Um it became mine for for a time I lost it later on to this other king from the jungle and stuff but man it was so cool that was one of the many things that I did get here but man you should see all

The other stuff that I had to I had to fight this saint at one point man and then also I had to go through this weird Mesa uh like a western town so I had to go through it and and fight my way out of there it’s a Gunslingers a bunch I

Don’t want to bore you too many stories of how I got over here but man it was fantastic so many things that I had to do to get to this point man I had this other outfit too you should have seen it it was a little too light

Um for what you know the Brotherhood uh of Shadows you know I had to change when I got there when I got the initiation but you know it was a lot of fun it was a lot of fun yeah I got here uh but you know what this is one of many quests

Then I’m on to uh I’m on to the next town after this and see what kind of craziness that I can get into but it was you know it’s it’s a part of the Brotherhood and we are killed after all there’s nothing too crazy we’re not an assassins guild you

Know we’re not we don’t do assassinations but if we got to kill an orc we got to kill an orc okay so rest in peace.org that I had to one shot with a bow you know I’m a great Marksman everyone knows this you know I’m not

Only good with the blade but I’m also good with the invisibilities and The Dashing and the bow scales uh like my daddy told me that I’m the best so I believe it I believe what my daddy said but hey thank you everybody uh for coming to the stream this is so cool we

Gotta do more of these whenever Owen is gonna do another one he better call me because this was so fun let me know what you guys thought uh of the of the one of the one shot this is this is so cool we’re gonna do it again we gotta do it

Again and again one of these days uh but thank you everybody thank you for hanging out I am going to be poofing out of here in a couple of seconds but you know what follow all my friends that were on here you know follow everybody who was here you know Cara Owen Apple

Olive all the special guests JoJo which I one shot it you know the silly little owl Becky mon was here what a lovely owl I’m shooting this at your face what was that look at that shooting stuff in your face oh who else was there Kyle was

There and you know what even and Marty Martin uh for supplying the beautiful introduction uh to our story I don’t know what just happened there um but that is also a superpower that I have did you see that the absolute skill that took for me to get up here lovely

But I’m leaving goodbye thank you for watching everybody I’m poofing on to the next Realm