Minecraft but Minions beats the game for me

Oh what the heck is that dude minions oh my gosh no thank you they’re angry at me man why looks like the minions and the creepers are in cahoots right now we’ve got the creeper okay wait wait wait wait are you guys cool with me now oh sweet

Oh god all right i i guess now they’re on my team i just right-clicked them hello mr minion man all right we’ve got two little minion friends do you guys do anything they mine i guess that’s kind of cool okay they mined coal and what

The heck a stone banana i got a couple of them here are you guys eating stoned bananas that seems bad for your health pretty sure dennis would agree with me on that one oh i see okay i can use the bananas to then upgrade my stuff i can

Get diamond bananas and gold bananas that’s very weird but i accept let’s get some upgrades boys give me some more of those bananas this is so ridiculous hey there’s another one oh they also dropped normal bananas i guess i could just eat those as fuel huh oh yeah i could even

Eat the stone bananas if i wanted to anyways now there are two upgrades i can make pretty easily club upgrade helmet now allows minions to fight for me but i also need the minion staff to be able to redirect their attacks to specific mobs so now that we have that let’s test

These puppies out shall we oh we found ourselves a pillager outpost get them boys yeah they don’t do that much damage and get that guy oh that’s super sweet all right you ready for more action holy cow that’s a lot of them that means you got a lot more health

Than i do all right you got to keep me covered minions yeah teamwork makes the dream work there’s still a lot of guys to battle what the heck is that it’s a purple minion boys you didn’t tell me yet friends or are the enemies i’ll be

Honest with you i haven’t seen the movie i hear the pillagers he’s chilling in there look at this purple guy man are you a good guy or a bad guy okay he’s coming after me he’s coming after me okay yeah yeah not not not a good guy

That’s half a heart oh get him boys yeah oh okay we took out the purple guy the evil minion as they’re called now he’s a normal minion oh i can make him join our team i see i see we can smack the evil right out of him and turn him into a

Good minion what’s up dude help me boys yeah now we’ve got an army of five minions oh they also captured a minion here what’s up buddy stewart hi stuart you want to join our cause oh gosh what the heck is that oh no is that a fart gun dude what the heck

Is going on man i am already deeply annoyed well welcome to the squad my man be free buddy boy they trapped an iron golem in here no worries dude i got you be free buddy a piece of paper super villain dragon oh gosh you guys it’s uh

Beautiful oh wait a second is this who you used to work for oh man that might mean that we got to take on the super villain dragon later but hey at least we’re building up an army to do it go mining dude he just keeps farting guys

Help me out here man there we go oh i got a bunch of stone bananas too i might be able to easily make some more upgrades here all right let’s see i can make a stone pick upgrade here there you are boys we’ve upgraded our mining hack

Oh not only are they faster now but actually they uh mine for way further as well boys oh help me not minding i’m not sure how i feel about these guys yet but i do like having an army to fight for me ooh they do mine iron now okay if i can

Give myself some iron bananas i think i should be able to upgrade a lot faster oh gosh he literally farted on him and now the creeper has been farted on he’s all disoriented uh lesson learned the fart makes him disorientated but uh creeper still can explode gosh i’m gonna

Have a potassium overload i should have got a little more food before i came down to the cave get em boys get that iron hey there it is okay okay okay got ourselves an iron banana i’m assuming i need a couple of these get them boys oh

Now we’re talking dude uh hey guys you missed the diamond oh they might not be upgraded enough for diamond there we have 15 iron bananas and a bunch of iron as well okay so we can get ourselves the iron pick upgrade there you go boys now

They should be able to mine the diamond now well okay close enough can you mine the diamond now boys yeah they can on that upgrade’s nice and we can also get an upgrade called flashlight eyes it’s a little creepy and he looks a little sad about it but now with my flashlight-eyed

Minions we can see in the dark much easier show us what you got yeah all that’s so much nicer looking dude before i was in the dark and i’m afraid of the dark gosh are they dying in there guys guys oh no i can hear them dying

All right well they at least come back stuart’s here like what are you looking at i like how stuart doesn’t do any of the worker mining he’s like guys i have a fart hat okay my job’s already hard enough we got plenty of iron here so

That at least gives oh my dude how about half a heart oh the purple guys have come back boys get them oh looks like the iron upgrade got their swords upgraded as well or purple guys do whatever you got to do boys don’t kill me don’t kill me don’t kill me no

No no i don’t like being half a heart right now man okay i at least got a chest plate okay we’re safe for now but i’m pretty sure i saw more of those purple guys oh hi buddy there you go welcome to our team a purple guy oh they’re purple guys oh

This is a ridiculous dude i’m sorry buddy didn’t mean to do that holy cow we got a lot of team members now there’s a no evil plans it says it looks like they’re planning to like trap a minion whose name is bob uh okay it’s certainly

A drawing but i believe it’s an outpost all right guys come on we gotta go save a dude named bob from an outpost i think we see him all right all right we’re going okay they keep laughing and saying the word banana a thousand times you

Guys are driving me nuts i don’t know how gru does it okay well they see me now hopefully with my armor this shouldn’t be too bad of a problem okay okay you keep these guys distracted i’m going up boys oh get out of here i’m coming bob can i

Make it all the way up closing it off how’d you get up here dude who’s your name against stephen or something all right stephen you gotta save bob here don’t get hit off the edge be careful buddy there we go are you bob yes you’re

Bob i’ve come to save you my dude he’s got a teddy bear oh this guy’s cute join our squad bob yeah gosh what the heck is this wait wait wait is that a oh okay i think bob’s got a flamethrower dude i want to test this bad boy out get him boys yeah

All right well all the pillagers are done never mind yeah nicely done boys bob you got to be careful where you aim in that thing dude he’s pointing that like it’s nothing oh man we have such an army now not sure if it’s worth the annoyance but you know

It’s good having a team don’t know exactly what this super villain dragon is planning but regardless i don’t like it you can’t be out here kidnappings thinking minions dude all right guys listen up here our minion army is getting crazy strong we’ve even got a guy with a stinking flamethrower oh gosh

We gotta get even stronger if you want to take out that dragon are you with me okay i’ll take that as a yes now we’ll need some more diamond and golden bananas to make our upgrades so i’m hoping we can find that pretty easy yeah golden bananas all right sweet deal dude

Keep finding more of those oh gosh guys be careful golden bananas we got some diamonds over here too i need six total golden bananas is that it oh perfect six bananas all right we can make our next upgrade here guys if i create a golden pickaxe this allows me

To craft the golden chainsaw upgrade dude should we try it hello zombie would you like to be chainsawify get him oh my god holy cow they like one hit him get him boys yeah okay i take everything back you guys are less annoying now you can one hit all

Mobs but i’m not done upgrading yet mining montage oh my gosh they use their chainsaws to mine now oh yes diamond bananas that’s exactly what i’m looking for yeah oh this is fantastic uh i think i can eat these can’t i does it heal more hunger

If i eat them it does well i’m not sure if that was worth it but my teeth are now broken you guys are amazing i like how i’m teasing them for being annoying and i’m the loudest person on youtube oh yeah all right boys you ready for another

Upgrade we did one of these and one of these and now we got our diamond upgrade i don’t know what this does but he does look terrified oh snap okay if i use this here not only is there skin upgraded which i don’t know about you

But you look quite handsome if i might say so myself get them boys but also we got diamond chainsaws now that zombie didn’t even have a chance for his life to flash before his eyes now we’re looking like a squad i’ll tell you that much oh gosh guys you’ve done

This once before gotta save our friends smack the evil out of them oh my gosh they really do one hit him yeah another minion has joined our squad looks like there’s another note here nether plans it says wow i i uh looks like the purple minions art is getting better who drew

This i’m sending you to art school my friend i’m impressed what happened to this guy he’s just invisible so it looks like they have another minion trapped in the nether so that might be what we have to do next here we have one more purple guy get him hey these guys are easy

Peasy did you drop a letter he dropped a letter too we got stronghold plans baby looks like they got one minion trapped in the stronghold and one in the nether well first things first let’s get ourselves to the nether ouch and another portal done i actually have plenty more of my

Diamond bananas i think i’m just gonna munch on these for the rest of the episode my dentist will not be happy with it but hey i got diamond teeth let’s do this guys can you be careful please whoa okay i think this is it oh

My gosh that was so nice i don’t see a trapped minion but he’s got to be around here somewhere i do have an inner pearl from earlier can i make this yeah oh gosh don’t die okay we’re here dude this is crazy looking rev up your chainsaw

Boys let’s do this oh all right they’ve got some minions of their own but i’ve got diamonds they’re running away now yeah oh my gosh they one hit these guys you’re not so scary now huh you’re not a minion but i’ll save you anyway there buddy pigs are people too or something

Why are they trapping zombie pig man that just seems weird oh there he is hey buddy what’s up kevin there you go buddy whoa what do you got on your head it looks like a freeze ray or something you shoot snowballs there kevin seems to me like this villain dragon’s trying to

Take over the entire world he’s not only trapping minions man he’s trapping just normal mobs too the good news kevin is saved and also there is a blaze spawner here there we go now we just formed some blaze rod hi buddy you’re here to join our club okay

All right minions don’t fly not good they’re somehow equally as cute as they are horrifying like if you just saw his face just looking at you over your bed at three in the morning but regardless they’re on my team so we take those the next stop is the stronghold i gotta save

Our little minion buddy and then we take on the super villain dragon or something i don’t know the stronghold oh my gosh that was easy well we’ve made it here i think i should have plenty of eye of ender we can tackle this oh all right

Well before we take on the super villain yes you’re here it’s phil what’s up phil i like his prison uniform over here there we go oh my gosh he’s got a rocket launcher of course of course phil’s got a rocket launcher shall we try it yep

It’s a rocket launcher all right well we saved all the minions we can i think it’s now time to take on the dragon you guys ready to defeat villainy once and for all uh i mean to be more evil or something you guys like evil minions

Only serve evil masters so i guess i probably shouldn’t be saying that we’re uh a hero here yes let’s defeat dragons so we can become more evil and powerful all right boys let’s do this the super villain dragon go get em boys oh my gosh look at him this is kind of

Creepy actually oh gosh guys i’m being attacked i’m fighting alone here gentlemen my minion staff is doing nothing right now guys oh no they might be enamored with them their helmets are gone okay well thanks for the banana this is not good guys i think what happened the

Minions will follow whatever is most powerful and most evil and i think they are quite enamored with the dragon there i think i just lost my army as annoying as they are i almost miss their laughs right now if i get more powerful and more evil or at least pretend to be evil

I might be able to get the minions back on my side here i did see an item earlier the amazing crafty army that might help us get powerful i need trapped energy and that’s dropped by uh destroying end crystals that’s gonna be my first play yeah there it is there it

Is as long as i can stay alive long enough i should be able to make this work okay that’s one of the energies here oh man i need a lot of these there’s two this is so risky man i don’t like this at all slowly but surely we’re doing this i

Don’t have too many arrows but i’ll do what i gotta do oh don’t miss please don’t miss ah shoot okay just need one more yeah okay that’s it that’s everything we need now my friends if i put these eight around here i put my diamond chest plate in yeah baby we got

Our crafty armor oh that’s what i’m talking about dude minions now follow you as you are clearly more powerful than the dragon oh there they go yes my life okay let’s let let’s just do this hey phil you got a rocket launcher can you use that bad boy i can’t oh yeah

Go go yes phil oh man that was easy and all it took was a bunch of minions convinced that i’m an evil person i don’t know how i feel about that but hey the super villain dragon is taken out honestly you guys didn’t even need me on

That i made a bunch of minions very powerful so i guess i gotta pretend to be evil uh you know forever all right boys let’s go be a real mean to villagers by giving them red roses and puppies