Minecraft But My Wife Narrates it!

Today’s video is a bit of a weird one i’ve recorded some gameplay and i’ve asked lizzy to commentate over it as if it’s just you know a video to commentate over she has no idea what’s gonna happen and i’ve decided to mess with her a little bit and try and confuse her brain

By using some mods such as the immersive portals mods so if you did enjoy this please subscribe leave a like and see if you can see all the things where i basically cheated okay first things first gotta oh my gosh killer chicken gotta get that sweet xp just gonna go on a entire

Animal slaughter for meat nope now he’s throwing away the meat and couldn’t there’s a lot happening lots of things are happening he’s making hoes lots of hoes oh he’s killing pigs with hoes okay uh now cows with hose not my weapon of choice and it’s because it’s broken so

What other fun am i watching of course the next thing you make is a wooden pickaxe to mine some stone you get the stone and then you make stone hose obviously to kill the cows with much more effective and then we obviously upgrade to a stone pickaxe and give them wooden

Pickaxe to a chicken now with all that stone left over we can make a furnace so we can smelt the food and eat the food of course which is a normal thing to do dying sheep one of my favorite things to do in minecraft so it definitely make

Wait why did he kill it All right no chickens uh just killing sheep for no reason uh oh making a bed of course he’s making a bed that actually does make sense but then he’s back to killing chickens wait if you read this you smell what is going on all right moving on

Now we’re in a savannah to terrorize the village by replacing the bed stealing the wheat and getting killed by a golem so we return to the village no don’t do it don’t do it get out of there just run you don’t know how to fight a golem you can’t even kill a cow

Oh my gosh yeah he’s gonna die is really hard to watch please please just okay that yep uh once again he’s killed by a golem but now he’s got the technique now he knows what he’s doing of course he’s using the hoe instead of the axe

Why would you use the axe it is only 10 times as much damage and back to the next act using the next toe now we can get down from there and collect the iron oh he actually collected the iron didn’t kind of didn’t expect that to make you guessed it an iron hoe

But also what is he doing now just killing a villager no don’t don’t don’t go down i don’t want to watch i can’t watch why is he doing this okay thank goodness it cut all right horses horses love flowers horses love dandelions was that for me was that a heart for me

He’s dead i don’t know what’s happening i wish i would understand what’s going on we’re back to square one he has nothing wait hang on where did they come from i think there’s a bit of cheatery pokery going on here okay no he didn’t die i’m surprised to say the least

But now he can go on to kill a wolf instead what is wrong stop what is wrong why is he doing this i don’t understand oh he’s breathing more good that’s lovely no please why what in front of the babies was that really necessary it gave you all the cooked beef

Turtles don’t give you cooked beef i think there is a bit of cheating going on here but obviously it has not been shown so i can’t say for sure i don’t know what’s happening now it seems like he wants to go to the nether but that probably is not a very good idea

I don’t even think he can make out this situation alive wait what the heck how come he’s not dying what just happened oh lucky good good lots of lots of weapons and that he won’t be using because he’s probably just going gonna use a hoe for the rest of his life

But we must get the Compost oh great more hoes okay don’t know what’s happening now making an offering to the ho guards or something and He’s created some kind of tree sapling monster one can only assume that something crazy is about to happen we wait in awe uh of course obviously obviously that was gonna happen how could how ha i should have known that this would this would have all these apples and

Diamond but where’s the diamond hoe where is the diamond hoe that’s my question oh look at that lovely mountain perhaps joel will go up the lovely mountain nope we’re down here again he’s gonna put all this stuff safely in this chest eat an apple take a piece of paper it’s going to cheat

To gather some materials off camera i think he’s going to build something nope oh okay now he’s building a cute hut there’s a tower don’t know where he got all these materials from but he said he collected them off camera and we just have to believe that inside is lots of wood

That’s a flammable wood and it looks like a joel house this looks like a very typical joel build maybe it’s hagrid’s hut 2.0 the remix it’s got a little moss carpet on the inside do you like it lizzy uh yeah it’s a lot of chests for all of your spawned in goods

All this all these enchanting points are no entrance let’s go get some what is it what the heck it’s like the tardis hang on what where was this in the build why is it so big this is the most amazing enchanting room i’ve ever seen it doesn’t have any laughers

Oops forgot my lapis yep gotta go all the way back down that long hallway to go get your lapis from your chest you’re really just torturing me with this oh my gosh why would you store the lapis on the other side of the room why would you do that

If only to annoy me what is that on the floor there was a lantern on the floor i saw that okay okay that level one enchantment obviously exactly what we want i’m surprised i haven’t seen a hoe in a while and he’s got to go get more lapis of course

Of course he has all the way on the other side of the room noticing now that diamond block there still a few of those knocking around since that diamond tree spawned that’s good to know oh there’s another one at the other end too i also noticed that

In this long period of time that i have to fill in between joel traversing this long hallway now i’ll do the enchanting off camera as that’s boring of course enchanting is very boring i agree all done he’s got loads of enchanting level stuff and he’s gonna head back now

Head back to where the house perhaps i don’t know i better put your lapis back okay okay we’re back in the house okay now we’re back in the garden perhaps some gardening is on the agenda nope we could do with some elytra let’s find the pothole okay instead of gardening

We’re actually going to find the ender portal using an ender chest obviously and he’s found it somewhere off in that direction i presume oh hang on a second that was very confusing wait hang on it’s like a penrose staircase just just keeps going will he ever find the portal at the end

Of the staircase we may never know he’s deviating found it huh maybe i got the wrong place let’s check nope this is defo it doesn’t look like it but it in fact is because that is the portal and it’s only missing one under eye which is very lucky uh don’t tell me

Yep of course he just put the ender chest on there and it worked oh no i forgot my bow oh yeah that’s something i would do wait hang on a second i should have i should have anticipated that there will be more ender dragons than endermen

And that joel would try to fight them first instead of all the dragons brought everything to the pumpkin didn’t he wait he’s just gonna tank all these hits hang on he’s building with bedrock and now he’s got a bunch of beds i’m not even sure with all the golden

Apples he has that he can do this which one is it what do you mean which one is it which one is the dragon there’s only one oh well that’ll do it a little command block wow it worked i shouldn’t be surprised oh the egg okay

We’re gonna get the egg i’ve never got the egg before it’s got the egg hold it safely don’t let anything something bad happened to the egg nice let’s go find some elytra wait hang on a second he’s already got them because he’s flying now i’m extremely confused

What is he going to look for if he already has the elytra where did he get the elite in the first place he probably had them this whole time the whole video in fact oh wait hang on that looks a bit odd what’s wrong with that end city it’s yellow it’s so ugly

Ugh what oh it’s made of watermelons and redstone lamps this is really rare one in a trillion chance i’ve certainly never seen it before i don’t i don’t know if it has any electro though probably let’s hope for good loot i bet it’s going to be a little hose if i had to

Make a guess my goodness wait what is that a piece of kelp some nice dried kelp obviously throw that around a little bit just to aerate it oh wait he’s saying that they are elytra but that is not elytra i think he found something good a minecart chest

And a bunch of clocks and bowls i’m not sure why he’s so excited about this because that seems like the worst possible situation if you’re reading this i’m sorry you can wrap up now and do the outros this is the new video okay guys please do not subscribe to smallish beans because this

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